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OPEN THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52544197

>> No.52547446
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Xth for ugly yield curve

>> No.52547454

A YIELD JUST CURVED OVER MY HOUSE!

>> No.52547469
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52547469

>"do not invest, cash gang, do not expand, we are headed into a recession, I'm laying off everyone and halting all expansion" -Jeff Bezos
>"haha oh man great time to buy cheapies on 100 p/e companies after a 17% market rally on 7.7% inflation being hekkin bullish" -fucking retards

>> No.52547487
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52547487

The bull-case cope is getting more extreme by the day, I swear

>> No.52547491

Stop the count!!!

>> No.52547493

>>52547414
Fuck, now I'm going to be saying kike bastids all day now kek

>> No.52547500

>Saudis, other OPEC members consider production increase of up to 500,000 b/d, per WSJ.
Yes, crash EVERY S&P subcategory

>> No.52547507

>>52547487
dxy could see more correction to the 98 support

>> No.52547519

>>52547507
DXY is going to get to 120 before it gets to 98

>> No.52547520

>>52547408
I'm not a permabull though, I'm bullish now that these companies are at a 40%+ discount from their ATH. Who the fuck is going to replace Amazon, Nvidia, Google and Microsoft in the next 10 years or who is eating up their market share to where they couldn't come back from this correction? If anything, you sound like a perma bear who instead of having realistic market expectations, you always expect the market to go all the way to 0.

>> No.52547521
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Piss and shit. Ass, booba, diarrhea.

>> No.52547523
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52547523

>>52547411
this is such dumb honkie cope, brainwashing doesn't exist
jews can't force behavior, dumb honkies choose to be their willing pets
brainwashing is a pseud meme from the 201th century with no actual scientific basis

>> No.52547534
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52547534

I'M A STUPID STUPID OIL BAGGIE WHAT THE FUCK BROS?????? OIL IS GOING TO 0.

>> No.52547537

>>52547500
Didn't they just wave their dicks around by reducing production, why did they already change their minds?

Also full yield curve inversion when, I want to see some fireworks.

>> No.52547541
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52547541

KEK BAGGIES

>> No.52547550

>>52547519
Sceptical. I expected a quick retest of 112 that never came, and now with yields looking down again, we might see sub 100 before anything over 110

>> No.52547552

RAIL STRIKE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.52547553

>>52547534
What were you doing still keeping your dick in oil?

>> No.52547555

>>52547520
>line down so it go back up duh

Look at 2020 prices.. those were expensive. Nvda was expensive at $70. You have no concept of where this is heading. It's your money man do whatever you want

>> No.52547554

>>52547520
japan's economy still not recovered from the 90s

>> No.52547558

>>52547469
Why do you faggots suddenly believe these humongous assholes?? They're all probably loading up on cheapies in dark pools and laughing at you idiots for selling or going short. When everyone starts suckling the teat of authority I know that we're at the bottom.

>> No.52547570

ive been papering like 3 weeks in row and havent done any shifts at work. very bearish for my paycheck.

feel also mentally kinda fucked so i think its time to curtail my papering and do more work shifts.

>> No.52547571

Oil is a dollar away from New lows

>> No.52547573

>>52547554
Ahahahahahahahahaha look guys they're STILL comparing the economy of Japan to the economy of the US!!

LMAO
M
A
O

>> No.52547574

I'm about to get heemed in 6 minutes
t. 520 shares of DouYo

>> No.52547575

>>52547541

Holy shit, AMC?

>> No.52547583

Are you guys buying comfy I-Bonds?

>> No.52547584
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>>52547558
I refuse to even consider looking at a single bullish position before 375 SPY. Don't be exit liquidity for jews for the 100th pump and dump this year

>> No.52547585
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52547585

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make an anti-Semitic remark about oil. Don't tempt me.

>> No.52547589

>>52547520
Anon, I'm going to say this ONCE.
In 2020, Tesla had a P/E ratio of 1,100. That's ELEVEN FUCKING HUNDRED. It needs a correction of 98% down from that to be a reasonable tradeable P/E ratio
Amazon's current PE ratio is ~80
40%+ discount from ATH just means we're *closer* to sanity, but we're not remotely there yet
>>52547537
More money, I assume. Maybe pressure.

>> No.52547591
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52547591

>haven’t been paying attention to market ever since the CPI rally
>know it’s been crabbing since then
>keep seeing anons talk about the yield curve
>mfw the 3 month and 10 year are massively inverted

Jesus, is everything really going to blow up in the next 3 months? Our government isn’t doing shit to save us this time with McCarthy and Biden fighting over what to do. We better hope this crash is before Jan 23rd

>> No.52547596

>selling calls on 3x leveraged etfs then complaining all your money is gone

>> No.52547600

>>52547574
If it makes you feel better, some of my calls are gonna get fucked nice and dry without even the courtesy of being wined and dined first. So we're in a bit of the same boat.

>> No.52547598

>>52547555
>NVDA was expensive at $70
Compared to fucking what?? Less than $100 for a share of one of the biggest and most successful future-tech companies on the planet, that continues to rake in billions every quarter, sounds like a deal to me. I bet you think they're just a graphics card company.

>> No.52547602

WTFWT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52547607

P/E ratio is a boomer metric that has no place in today's stock market

>> No.52547608

>>52547598
They squeezed on fucking crypto ponzi scheme... they will neverrrrrrrr be anywhere near their highs again

>> No.52547610

>>52547583
What's the current rate?

>> No.52547618

Jesus fucking christ you'd think he'd just post the actual number at this point instead of an awkwardly cropped pic of the percentage and some dumb ass quip

>> No.52547622

>>52547591
The Feds own estimate as of Last Month is a ~25% Chance of recession in Sept. 2023

>> No.52547625

>>52547607
>please buy my bags
lol

>> No.52547624

>>52547598
NVDA, Intel, anything remotely reliant on semis has a very bearish outlook as it completely depends on China for the next decade, which is NOT a good look considering China may invade Taiwan before this year is even over

>> No.52547627

>>52547610
6.89%.

>> No.52547628
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52547628

The rate hikes will continue until moral improves.

>> No.52547630

>Worried We're in Another Dot-Com Crash? Here's the Biggest Mistake to Avoid.

>VIX near level that's marked top for stock-market bounces in 2022

yahoo finance is posting bobo porn.. is this bad ?

>> No.52547632
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52547632

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.52547637

>>52547627
I might put something that way. Thanks for the heads up

>> No.52547638

>>52547608
>NVDA just makes GPUs that people use to mine crypto
L O L

>> No.52547644
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52547644

WTFWT

>> No.52547647
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52547647

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.52547655

We're getting to a point of massive fear while the market is just crabbing, if anything that alone should tell you that yes, things are FUCKED
>>52547622
Considering a fed speaker (Bullard) had the fucking BALLS to go on TV and say "7% terminal rates is reasonable" I think they can be completely ignored

>> No.52547662
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>>52547647
7 seconds late

>> No.52547668

OH FUCK

>> No.52547670

>>52547589
>40%+ discount from ATH just means we're *closer* to sanity, but we're not remotely there yet
that's why I said I was thinking of DCAing into it, not going all in. Obviously I can't predict the exact bottom or how far it's going to drop still, but starting to DCA after a 40% correction doesn't seem like such a crazy idea to me. Unless you are expecting an end of days market crash and decade long recession.

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>>52547558
>>52547469
Large buyers and companies cannot just "buy the dip" without moving the market or reporting it. Bezos probably bought two months ago, when things were lower.

>> No.52547677

Surely this isn't coordinated for the start of the market!
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/oil-plunges-after-report-opec-production-increase

>> No.52547683

wtfwt

>> No.52547684

>>52547573
>USA
>lowers its average IQ from 105 to 95 through mass immigration of fat mexican women
>Japan
>slender pale skinned sideways-pussy beauties hunger for my dick
They are not the same

>> No.52547689

>>52547670
I would strongly urge you to wait until at least February before starting to DCA. There's not going to be any V-shaped recovery here, and there's no point to DCA when there's a possible rug-pull straight ahead
And again, that's all assuming nothing bad happens re:China, otherwise they'd have to move all their business in the US and pay US salaries etc etc meaning the company would get rekt

>> No.52547694

>>52547541
>>52547575
This fucking retard could have sold in august for a 2x what is wrong with people.

>> No.52547699

>>52547684
Nice logic, weeb

>> No.52547700

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52547705

Wait for the Nov 30 employment report

>> No.52547707

>>52547689
Nothing is going to happen with China you fucking imbecile. You act like all the major world powers don't just collude behind closed doors 24/7.

>> No.52547712

any COAL barons here? I'm happy the coal price is recovering especially seeing what's happening to OIL.

>> No.52547713

Does no one stop and realize that the only reason we had a V shaped recovery in 2020 was because the Fed pledged to support the economy at any cost? Now in 2022 the Fed has pledged to crush the economy and the stock market at any cost. Why would anyone be bullish in this scenario?

>> No.52547719

>>52547694
The dude probably doesn't want for money. Wouldn't surprise me if it's some trust fund kid blowing his money away without realizing it

>> No.52547720

>>52547707
Like Russia?
Why is BRICS a thing?
Globalization is over, anon

>> No.52547727
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52547727

>oil

KEK BAGGIES , WE TOLD YOU ANON BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN . IM STILL SHORTING.

>> No.52547729

>>52547712
My Shell calls were just fucking raped in front of my eyes this morning...

>> No.52547734
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52547736
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52547736

where is the thanksgiving meltup

>> No.52547738 [DELETED] 

SOXL bros it's gonna 2x today

>> No.52547741

>>52547720
lol yes exactly like Russia you absolute mongoloid. Are you really sitting around flabbergasted that all out war hasn't broken out between Russia and the rest of the world in the last 9 fucking months? How do you think that's possible if Russia is supposedly the big bad boogeyman that the mass media claims it to be?

>> No.52547743
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>>52547534
Me too...

>> No.52547744

>>52547707
>duuude let's just agree that we'll lose total control of the world and you take it from us lmao
Is this how you think US runs things

>> No.52547751

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP
WOOP
WOOP
WOOP
WOOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52547759

>>52547744
What are you even trying to fucking say you alarmist 14 year old faggot

>> No.52547760

>>52547738
>-4% at open
you ok?

>> No.52547768
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>>52547534

>> No.52547769

>>52547727
>>52547729
>We are sure it just a coincidence that this report hits days after theBiden administration grants immunity to MbS over the brutal assassination of reporter Jamal Khashoggi.
>EvenWSJadmits it is an unusual time for OPEC+ to consider a production increase,with global oil prices falling more than 10% since the first week of November.

>> No.52547772

>>52547624
Didn't Nvidia start manufacturing their own semis? I know they can't produce nearly enough yet and are still completely reliant on TSMC, but if China actually invades Taiwan, wouldn't companies like Intel, Nvidia and AMD get huge US government funding to push their own production of semiconductors into full gear?

>> No.52547773

>>52547741
The fuck? I'm just saying, if governments were colluding you'd think they wouldn't want oil driving inflation up when they're trying to bring inflation down
Russia invaded Ukraine, why would they do that if there was collusion? It's just a power grab for Ukraine's oil to strangle Europe and block NATO, doesn't look like a move coordinated with the EU to me
With the same reasoning, why shouldn't China invade Taiwan?
Will US attack China if they do that? Get real lol

>> No.52547778

>>52547713
Except for shitty tech, no one can really do layoffs without hurting themselves in the medium/long term. If there’s no layoffs outside of shitty tech companies, then no one really cares about a recession

>> No.52547786
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WHY THE FUCK IS MSFT PUMPING?

>> No.52547787

>>52547741
>war hasn't broken out between Russia and the rest of the world
It has, Ukraine soaked up all the weapon supplies from all the NATO countries, NATO intelligence is directly involved in a war, and even soldiers are now flowing in as pmcs. What's your red line, Frenchmen being drafted on the streets of Paris? Everything short of that is pretty much already happening

>> No.52547793

>>52547778
>If there’s no layoffs
Then the Fed will keep hiking rates until there are layoffs. They've already pledged to overtighten

>> No.52547798

>>52547414
What the FUCK just happened to Oil?

>> No.52547811

>>52547772
>huge government funding
sure, yes, to an extent (considering the economy is going to be in a recession), but you simply CANNOT beat the dirt-cheap Chinese labour
For instance:
>The Foxconn workers are also paid far less than others in the city of Zhengzhou, receiving a basic salary of 2,100 yuan ($314) per month before deductions, which falls to roughly 1,500 yuan after mandatory deductions, tax, and pension payments. By contrast, the average worker salary for the city in 2018 was 6,929 yuan ($1,035) per month.
Do you really think if these businesses were moved to the US companies could actually turn a profit? US growth has been supported by exporting inflation for decades now. Maybe India takes over from that but it's still way too early

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52547819

BX! GET YOUR FAT ASS CLIMBING!!!

>> No.52547820

>>52547759
>spell things out for me
How much clearer can I be, you dumb fuck? The world is currently run by 1 country, it's not going to give up control. There's nobody to collude with, the globe belongs to US.

>> No.52547821

>>52547798
>>52547677

>> No.52547832

>>52547798
Shit done exploded over the weekend. This anon >>52547769 mentioned the Biden Admin looked the other way on some tom foolery and that went completely under my radar

>> No.52547836

>>52547821
>Cartel
>Better increase production

The fuck nigga

>> No.52547840
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52547840

>Oil

LOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.52547849

>>52547719
>you had it made and never had to work
>spend 3 million bucks on a fucking meme
>your parents disown you
>now you are a wagie
So this is where poor jews come from.

>> No.52547853

>>52547769
Okay, this explains it then.

>> No.52547858

National activity index shows economy expanding at 0.05 SD under historical average in Oct. Not yet recessionary.
https://www.chicagofed.org/research/data/cfnai/current-data

>> No.52547860

>>52547677
>>52547821
This happens every year.

>> No.52547861

>oil trannies

>> No.52547862

>>52547832
>>52547836
They decreased by 2 million bpd, this only says a 500k increase and oils is crashing. It's fucking retarded.

>> No.52547867

line go up????

>> No.52547884
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>>52547787

NATO is giving cold war surplus and some himars, not even their best shit, and Russians are already running away from Russian territory(lmao) and freezing and raping each other, very sad.

>> No.52547886

>>52547858
Last quarter was positive, but weren't the two preceding it negative? COVID did a bunch of fuckery with reading things, but we're heading down Recession Lane

>> No.52547891

>>52547862
It’s because we are all long, they are flushing us out it’s all a big fucking Yiddish game

>> No.52547893

>VIX jumped off a cliff
What the fuck happened?

>> No.52547896

Why is it taking fidelity so long to fulfill my market sell order? Markets are open right now, right?

>> No.52547901

>>52547884
>>>/pol/

>> No.52547914

>>52547893
Normal monday action

>> No.52547924

>>52547896
Volume is very low. Nobody is playing

>> No.52547927

>>52547893
recession is cancelled, tune back in tomorrow for recession is back on the menu

>> No.52547942

Nasdaq rallying, is it short time? Bears?

>> No.52547945

oil bros im not feeling well

>> No.52547947
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new low on OIL kek

>> No.52547948

>>52547862

Do they even meet their production targets or is it all just hairsplitting over fantasy numbers?

>> No.52547949

Please tell me someone itt bought DRIP
I dont care i'm losing money, I dont want to hang out with other losers.

>> No.52547960

>>52547942
short tesla right now its a good move. thats what im doing, price target $150 (true target $100 but lets be real)

>> No.52547970

>>52547884
Back to /k/ NATO cocksucker

>> No.52547984

>"In 1920, Charles Ponzi was indicted by a Federal court and sentenced to life in prison. Despite that, a group of his victims held onto the hope that he would be released and deliver on his promises. They held onto their shares and refused to cooperate with Federal prosecutors who would redeem their shares for restitution rewards."
Sound familiar?

>> No.52547987

>>52547948
They have met their targets all year lol. This is just Monday morning fuckery.

>> No.52547999
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>>52547414
SKYT bros. WTFWT?

>> No.52548004

>>52547987
Haven't*

>> No.52548006

longing PUTS on URBN before earnings AH

>> No.52548014

>>52547960
alright, done

>> No.52548048

>>52547970
>le rassiya is winning!1!!!
Yeah a gold medal at gay anal rapes in military, #1 nation in that. Otherwise they're getting raped in the asshole by Ukrainian military.

>> No.52548050

will appl reclaim 150.....

>> No.52548064
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52548064

If I sell a call and a put at the same price am I delta neutral or do I double my exposure to delta?

>> No.52548065

>>52547984
>life in prison for what is essentially a retirement fund
That's kind of harsh.

>> No.52548084

>>52548014
great timing sir :)

>> No.52548091

How long will MULN go?

>> No.52548094

>>52548064
double exposure

>> No.52548098
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>futures

>> No.52548102

>>52548091
low*

>> No.52548110

>>52548094
stop posting

>> No.52548111

>>52548098
nice tendies nig

>> No.52548120

Buy today or wait?

>> No.52548122

>>52548064
>long position = delta 1
>short position = delta -1
>1 - 1 = 0 = neutral

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>>52548122

>> No.52548142

Someone shill me a 0dte play I can 3x my money on

>> No.52548153

>>52548142
oil, today, calls

>> No.52548155

WOOP WOOP

>> No.52548162

>>52548110
>t. faggot
kys

>> No.52548182

PPT out in full force early today

>> No.52548190

I told you to sell everything at 400 for three days.. I told you to short everything. I told you to buy DRIP. I told you to buy Disney puts this morning.

No one ever listens

>> No.52548195
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52548195

Let's be honest the market wants to drop

>> No.52548200

>IBM is still green
>with a P/E of 91.14
>$1.49 billion income
>$132 billion market cap
>while going into a recession
fucking boomers man.
fucking boomers

>> No.52548203
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52548203

I am red across the board

>> No.52548211

>>52548190
people see a few big green days and think the bear market is over. they forgot the meaning of volatility and blindly look at the vix

>> No.52548213

>>52548190
no can do I keep trading VIX and averaging down on UVXY

>> No.52548219
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52548219

Et tu, TMF?

>> No.52548225
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52548225

>in a single year BTC and ETH have lost 75% of their value
and these retards are still trying to shill it

>> No.52548235
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>>52548213
>averaging down

I haven't had a red position in over a month. Uvxy is manipulated by jews

>> No.52548237

>>52548200
>TSLA P/E: 55.51
>IBM P/E: 91.14
l o l
fucking dow boomers

>> No.52548238

>>52548225
>yeah bro it's the future currency, cutting edge technology
>no I've never bought anything with it

>> No.52548243
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52548243

So is it crabbing till wednesday?

>> No.52548244

>>52548213
how the hell do you trade the vix? seems like a complete gamble unless you short the huge spikes. I tried that by selling VIX calls at the top but the risk/reward didnt seem worth it to me in my small trading account

>> No.52548254

>>52548238
Its amazing. The millenials all fell ass backwards into these high paying silicon valley jobs. And they waste their money on funco pops and crypto

>> No.52548262

>>52548244
long vix when it touches 20 and sell the spike - but trading these types of securities is a bad idea anyway

>> No.52548263

>>52548203
Mine's not that bad, but holy fuck did I take a beat when bell rang. Just null and void my last week's gains. The fag ticker I keep parking shit into waiting for recession time to hit and the flood gates to open keeps sinking. Main good is I have some puts that are doing okay.

>> No.52548264

PPT really doesnt want to see 394 this morning

>> No.52548272

>>52548254
Imagine the chaos when they get laid off and either have a $3000/month apartment or a 10% mortgage on a million dollar home they can't pay

Shits gonna get crazy
>sqqq, drip, tmv, drv

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52548273

Holy shit these liquidity hunts are fucking egregious

>> No.52548286

>>52548272
Tmf*

Fucking Baggett trolling this morning got stuck in my head

>> No.52548289

>>52548244
once i see momentum slow down on SPY then I sell spike in the mornings or mid day and then wait and do it again. basically when I think "this is it" and the bottom is in I buy then sell the first spikes regardless fo what happens. but last week I am not selling only buying. after thanksgiving I think volatility will come back.
>>52548235
volatility is almost ready to fill the gap and then pump

>> No.52548301

I'm so glad I went all in on JEPI

>> No.52548303

>>52548289
If vol jumps my puts moon and I win anyways. No point in playing vix

>> No.52548305
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52548305

Warren Buffet said he could guarantee 50% annualized return if all he had to manage were a million dollars. How does your performance hold up to that?

>> No.52548308

VOLTA and MULN are getting rek'd

>> No.52548317

>>52548305
I'm trying to hit 200% by jan1. Should be ez

>> No.52548318
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>> No.52548319
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52548319

friday afternoon SPY puts -> close monday before lunch
this trade wins 93% of the time

>> No.52548320
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52548320

>not putting everything into IMGO last Fri
Why did smg not know about this and shill it so everyone could ride the elevator to glory together?

>> No.52548323

>>52548305
I'm trying to get up to -65%

>> No.52548331

>>52548303
I think vix/uvxy will have outsized returns and if volatility does come back like we think it will then it is possible that it could be harder to time exactly when your put goes ITM

>> No.52548341

>>52548272
Best decision I ever made was to live with my family out of college. Not having to throw $1500 a month at the jew landlord made it so I could invest way fucking more into my future.

It's so weird to when I talk about it everyone just goes "but you gotta move out you... you just gotta" or some bullshit about "how do you bring girls over to fuck?"

>> No.52548342
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52548342

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52548354

>>52548320

>biotech

Begone Satan

>> No.52548358

IT'S OVER

>> No.52548367

SOXS is the way to go bros

>> No.52548375

>>52548341
...well how do you bring girls over to fuck?

>> No.52548382

>>52548367
I fucking love socks

>> No.52548387
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>>52548375
I don't. Wait for marriage you fucking degenerate. Also don't forget to max out your roth ira and start investing in your HSA.

>> No.52548395

>>52548305
Judging by this week? Not fucking good. For the year? Up around 43%.

>> No.52548404

>>52548375
he doesn't.

>> No.52548416

>>52548305
>Warren Buffet said he could guarantee 50% annualized return if all he had to manage were a million dollars
That's what every boomer thinks after living in the most prosperous period in modern history

>> No.52548419

>>52548354
You must hate money too. My son's best performing stock by far (which I selected) is a bioteck one, 2x his 2nd best.

>> No.52548421

>>52548387
>Wait for marriage you fucking degenerate.
Good luck finding someone worth actually marrying way later in life lmao. Have fun settling for used goods that will end up taking half your money anyway.

>> No.52548423

>>52548416
its funny to because right now he moved a shitload of assets to cash

>> No.52548435
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52548435

I bought a share of Lockheed Martin (LMT) today. War pumps my bags now.

>> No.52548437
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>>52548421
Because I didn't bring random girls over to some cheap ass expensive apartment to fuck? Begone fruit bowl

>> No.52548441

>>52548435
very bad timing

>> No.52548443

>>52548387
Maybe you should bring some girls over sometime to take off the edge.

>> No.52548446

Oil trannies i will be buying your cheap bags to sell it back at 120$ soon

>> No.52548452

>>52548437
A lot of this depends on how you look desu. Do you look like chris hemsworth or george costanza?

>> No.52548459

>>52548435
war stocks and bear etfs is smart money

>> No.52548468

>>52548419
The only way to play biotech is labu puts whenever it pumps hard. Guessing which shitcoin in that pool of scams is going to moon is retarded

>> No.52548472
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52548472

BUDDY LOOK AT OIL

>> No.52548477

>>52548305
Holds up fine.
Up around 75% ytd and ~125% last year

>> No.52548487
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52548487

All in on PLTR

>> No.52548500

>>52548437
>cheap ass expensive apartment
Lol.
I used to sleep in the living room of a 2 bedroom apartment to save money. Cost me $100 a month and I still pulled pussy

>> No.52548503

Thinking of going long on best buy before markets close for earnings report tomorrow.

>> No.52548506
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52548506

>mfw jumpers in a few weeks

>> No.52548507

>>52548472
Take me fucking back.

>> No.52548520

>>52548472
Truly a tragedy what happened to >her :(
Also oil lul

>> No.52548521
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52548521

oil keks are you okay?

>> No.52548525

>>52548435
Why now of all times?

>> No.52548531
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52548531

OIS bros it's over
the dream of 30 is gone

>> No.52548532

>>52548525
Their Orion capsule is orbiting the moon.

>> No.52548535

>>52548506
lmao with that attitude youll always be poor, retard.
t. local wawa shriner member

>> No.52548542
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52548542

LONGING
BEST BUY
WALMART
OIL

Deploying more capital steady lads

>> No.52548546

>>52548452
if chris hemsworth is a 10 than I'm like an 8-8.5
Don't worry, I won't settle for used goods and I won't give in to degeneracy. I'm born to win and traded myself up from $5k to top 1% networth in my age bracket in the past 5 years.

>> No.52548548

>>52548468
I reckon it all depends on how you're playing. My son is in a program where he gets to invest on their dime and keep the gains, with strictly longs and only 1 sell/pick another per year. I picked this one Feb 2021 and it is now up 45% since then.

>> No.52548549

>>52548521
No I’m not okay

>> No.52548553
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52548553

My SPY $401 short calls are looking very sexy.

>> No.52548561

>>52548520
What happened and wut the name?

>> No.52548570

please just go back to last week prices, I promise to sell and short the dump, please dont crash while im holding - i have no cash, im fully invested fuck

>> No.52548582

>>52548521
my butt hurts

>> No.52548584

>>52548521
Doing fine. It's only money.
Buying more nat gas and coal equities here as they're also getting heemed together with oil even though the commodities are up.

>> No.52548592

Mondays are Fridays are fucking boring

Also I have the Wuhan flu, death to the Chinese

>> No.52548595
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52548595

>no 4chan IPO yet current year
>literally every other social media went public

why cant I put racist frog social media in my retirement portfolio?

>> No.52548600

>>52548570
desperation means you'll lose
be confident; if you panic you'll surely sell at the wrong time and watch the numbers rise just after you've closed your position

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>>52548570
Buddy..

>> No.52548604

Just bought some calls on SPY 2 days expiry.

It should pop back up to ~405 before dumping to 340.

>> No.52548619

>>52548584
Natural gas has been mooning for a month wtf are you talking about? I was looking at buying KOLD soon

>> No.52548621

>>52548305
same

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>>52548604
>Silver guy
LOL

>> No.52548631
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52548631

i have to go Wagie now lads
Last for FUCK MSFT

>> No.52548637

Damn what happen to semi?
Did they fall for the China will invade Taiwan fud again?

>> No.52548642

>>52548626
Ive already got half the puts I want. 370 expiration in Feb.

But I want to get some more on the cheap, so I'll buy more puts when SPY goes over 400 in a day or two

>> No.52548648

>>52548619
You are straight up fucking dumb

>> No.52548650

>>52548619
TTF and AECO focused equities, not HH

>> No.52548651

The market is dumping another 50% and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>> No.52548652

>>52548521
Im okay.

The face melting will happen soon, winter + war combo.

We have ALLAH on our side.

>> No.52548663

>>52547769
>Jamal Khashoggi
immunity from what tho? He is a Saudi citizen, it's not like Biden could press charges

>> No.52548669

>>52548652
>We have ALLAH on our side
not in the world cup though.
>iran
>qatar
scrub teams

>> No.52548672
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OH I'M MELTING I'M MELTING
OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD

>> No.52548674
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52548674

What a beautiful day

>> No.52548675
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52548675

BUDDY LOOK AT TESLA
BUDDY LOOK AT AMAZON

>> No.52548687
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>>52548561
Sarina Valentina, trans pornstar who made many a young anon question their sexuality back in the day.
Let themselves go HARD, haven't checked in in ages but I have a hard time picturing them doing better
Also here's a LMAO SOXL to stay on topic

>> No.52548698

I dont know why or how but I came to the conclusion that spy hits 379.33 by tomorrow

>> No.52548699

>>52548669
They're literally consooming and getting poorer there, making our businessman richer, the football team doesn't matter, only matters for WorldCuck Fans.

>> No.52548700
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>>52548648
How heavy are your bags?

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>>52547414
BULL SISTERS IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS
....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52548726

>>52548700
show the dollar amount.

>> No.52548728

>>52548699
the Iran players didnt sing their national anthem because they are consooming american goyslop

>> No.52548740

Can SPY fall to 300?

>> No.52548741
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52548741

>>52548715
>€

>> No.52548748

>>52548592
Flu doesn’t exist

>> No.52548752

>>52547414
Clearly retail was long for this slow bleed everyone on wsb is getting reemed.

>> No.52548753
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52548753

Vix is trading with the S&P again. it's going down.. barely green...

So bullish.. oooooooo

>> No.52548751

>>52547537
Who knows, but my money is on the State Dept. threatening them to increase supy and ease prices

>> No.52548754

>>52547523
Thanks, rabbi.

>> No.52548755
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52548755

Position performance today thus far. Show 'em, how are we doin'. These are all just simple longs.

>> No.52548757

>>52548741
this doll is a man

>> No.52548767

>>52548740
>Can SPY fall to 300?
It can fall to 200. Since 2008 the Fed has always supported the markets and forced everyone to buy stocks through ZIRP and QE. Now the Fed wants everyone to be poor and the stock market to crash.

>> No.52548771

>>52548740
It will fall to 1200-1350 eventually once musical chairs stops

>> No.52548775

>>52548755
You're so poor this amount of money doesn't even matter. Get a job and stop posting here.

>> No.52548782
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>>52548698
Itll do the opposite. It will bounce to 405 then dump and keep dumping down to 340.

>> No.52548783

>>52548740
Yeah it can dump to 1 when USA dissapears.

>> No.52548785

>>52548752
check out CPCE vs CPCI last print
CPCE spiked down huge, massive amount of calls being bought on individual equities
whereas CPCI spiked up huge, big amount of index puts being bought, professionals hedging or betting on market as a whole going lower
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCE
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCI

>> No.52548790

>>52548753
yeah it's been like this for 2 weeks now. /VX just basically moves with the market now. weird.

>> No.52548800

>>52548775
That's per share price, you have no idea how many shares are involved, retard.

>> No.52548801
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52548801

Wtf USA is closing the markets on Thursday and Friday
I repeat, this is not a drill
USA is closing the markets on Thursday and Friday....
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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52548803

>>52548782

>> No.52548806

>>52548503
I bought puts on one of their earnings last year and got smoked instantly; tread careful

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52548808

>>52548755

What the fuck is this

>> No.52548816

Western countries are a military dictatorship now. Invest in military and defense or be forever left behind. Also gas.

>> No.52548818

>>52548785
You usually see this kind of calm before the storm when people are trying to load up big positions and trying not to move the market too fast so they can get filled.

>> No.52548824
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52548824

>>52548675
>meta
>not even 2 percent down

They need to layoff more staff like bigbrain zucc

>> No.52548832
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52548832

>>52548801
SHUT
IT
DOWN
> I REPEAT
SHUT
IT
DOWN

>> No.52548835

>>52548800
If you have shares why are you posting day to day moves?

>> No.52548843
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52548843

>>52548790
This is why..

>> No.52548851

>>52548808
That's Google Finance mirroring my son's portfolio which I watch every day (since Feb 2021).

>> No.52548856

My Oil and Gas ETF is down 6%

>> No.52548860

>>52548305
What a bullshitter. If Buffett only had a million he couldn’t get the backroom deals he gets now.

>> No.52548865
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52548865

>>52547769
>brutal assassination OMG
He died of natural causes though

>> No.52548866

>>52548835
I'm just watching the performance of my son's stocks each day, all through the day, seeing the ebbs and flows. What should I be doing with day to day moves?

>> No.52548875

>>52548860
You're a dumbass

>> No.52548877

>>52548755
>>52548808
there are fucking tears in my eyes

>> No.52548883

Oil sharted again

>> No.52548889

>>52548877
OK, glad you can enjoy a bit of "the best medicine". Meanwhile I'm making daily stock observations over time and learning.

>> No.52548899

>>52548806
They are crashing today along with everything else, do I think they should be low by EOD, haven't other US retails chains done well recently? That's by bet.

>> No.52548903

I'm holding almost 1.2 million in VTI/VOO and im down 15% - i feel so fucking stupid, why did I buy the index days before the crash after new years...


I hope we dont crash further but I think were about to hit a major recession

>> No.52548905
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52548905

Buffet sensei is buying the Nikkei

>> No.52548907
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52548907

Does everyone agree we retest the trendline of SPY at 405 before we dump to 340?

>> No.52548908

>>52548801
what?
is it jew years eve and jew years day or something?

>> No.52548920
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52548920

I slurped MRO too early! AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52548923

>>52548903

>I hope we dont crash further but I think were about to hit a major recession

No shit really? It's all anybody has been saying for the past 4 months...

>> No.52548927

>>52548908
Thanksgiving day, turkey futures are blood green

>> No.52548928

>>52548903
1.2 million shares of VTI & VDO combined?
That's quite a lot.

>> No.52548949

>>52548923
In my opinion, the fact that people are aware of incomming recession can help actually making it less severe.
People are changing their behaviour already, getting rid of risky assets, deleveraging. All this should help avoid complete meltdown.
Now I'm just waiting until 2023 to be proven completely wrong.

>> No.52548953

>>52548903
sell calls and reinvest you dividends, you will make it all back in a few years one or two years

>> No.52548955

>>52548928
I meant $1.2M in shares, not 1.2M shares just to clarify.

I'm considering selling my entire position, I have a gut feeling we are going to drop 30% next year.

>> No.52548961

I wonder which fabricated news event all the insiders are waiting on this time.

>> No.52548963

>>52548907
I'm 70% short and 30% cash because I thought we would.. it doesn't look like it will happen I should have just gone 100% short

>> No.52548966

>>52548927
that's 1 day, why's the market closed 2?

>> No.52548970
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52548970

Interest rates might cause a recession

>> No.52548972

SARK is going to moon

>> No.52548976

>>52548970
>Interest rates might cause a recession
No.

>> No.52548983

>>52548889
You're not going to learn anything just watching the price go up and down. You have to actually try to learn to trade.

>> No.52548982

as 2022 comes to a close, the Dow is on track to do something that hasn't happened since the dot-com bubble burst of the year 2000 -- beat the Nasdaq Composite by a margin of at least 20 percentage points.

Boomers win

>> No.52548984

>>52548966
just look up the calendar fag. it closes early the day after dont be so fucking lazy

>> No.52548990

New

>>52548987
>>52548987

>> No.52549000

>>52548905
You must be kidding

>> No.52549012

>>52548966
Oh actually on Friday they are open, but are closing earlier.

>> No.52549040

>>52548983
I've learned *lots* watching prices go up and down every day for almost 2 years. That's not *all* I watch, but it's very important, especially towards building crucial aspects trader psychology, internalizing it deep into the bones. I didn't even know there was such a thing, just naturally started nooticing it over that time, then when I started trying to seriously learn by reading about all this, I recognized it as what I had been experiencing organically despite overt ignorance.

>> No.52549041

>>52548972
SARK is the new bitcoin, billionaires will be made for hundred dollar investments

>> No.52549052

>>52548949
Why do you think people have been shilling cashgang. Everyone's waiting for Q1 2023 to blow their load.

>> No.52549066

>>52548955
No one cares about your paper trade, retard

>> No.52549070
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>>52547414

soxel chads where we at

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>>52548472
the original man

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>>52549052
The problem with cashgang is that they usually wait too long, miss the bottom and then pray for repeat of such opportunity while they are getting priced out. I prefer rebalancing my portfolio instead but staying in the market.

>> No.52549135

I might be getting heemed on oil, but at least TSLA fags are suffering too,, I am that petty.

>> No.52549188

>>52548652
>The face melting will happen soon, winter + war combo.
Already priced in kek

>> No.52549224 [DELETED] 

LOL. I can't believe the coolest project in this WORLD! So-called Bspin.

>Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency
>On going giveaway with $15,000 prize pool
>Huge amount of partnerships and funders