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>he invested in crypto

>he has a family

>>52543902
Alright anon, we might be able to help, but you're gonna have to describe the situation first.
were you a cringy faggot moonboy that told everyone to buy at 60k? Or were you an enthusiastic investor who believed in and espoused fundamentals, use case, etc?

>>52543902
>he doesn't know about the USDT swan

>>52543902
He didnt sell at the top when normies were buying.

>>52543915
Ive been into Bitcoin since 2015 and I was a genius in 2017, but then became laughing stock in 2018/2019, then became a genius again in 2020/2021, now..... yeah...


I have never taken profits and bought anything in real life, so I have nothing to show for it, Ive been swing-trading all the past years to increase my stack, which I've been successful at doing.. but I have never actually taken profits and bought something in the real world which is the only way to explain that its paid off, normies don't understand or care about me having increase my share of the Bitcoin pie.

>>52543961
I would use the remaining exit liquidity, get out and get a life

>unironically telling anyone about your portfolio

>>52544054
Yeah do you not have family or some shit? They want to know everything youre doing, interested in, etc

>>52544054
>hurrduur my super secret 4 figure portfolio

>>52543902
I’m taking a passible trap to thanksgiving dinner. Hoping no one discovers that my female date is a man

>>52543961
just sell, its over. tell them they were right all along, its going to feel good.

>>52543902
>IM GOING TO GET MADE FUN

Not "Going to be".. you ARE being made fun of... right now!

>>52543902
just play it cool and control the narrative, anon
please tell me you told them about the promising tech and store of value and didn't suggest buying the end of an obvious double top

>>52543961
just buy more, its not over. tell them they are wrong, its going to feel good.

>>52543902
Just tell them you shorted this shit ffs anon get a grip

>>52543902

you should use whatever you have to buy nfts... compound that fuck up

>>52544117
I am still buying

I am still swing-trading

All my internet friends are already making fun of me again like they did in 2015/2016/2018/2019

Really the only 3 years ive not been fun of for crypto was 2017, 2020, 2021

If the pattern holds Im assuming i'll be made of for 2022/2023 and then the nocoiner seething will start again in 2024

>>52544119
sounds like someone is already lying to his mom

>>52544130
>i "invested" in worthless bullshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>52543902
I remember when "The smartest men in the room" all declared that $20K was the ABSOLUTE lowest Bitcoin could EVER fall to... it was the absolute basement
The whales would buy up every coin at that price.

The truth is Bitcoin is a gamble and not a currency... their are no taxpayers to backup the value of bitcoin... only new shrimp throwing their money in hoping to one day become whales.

tattoo "damaged" on your forehead so they don't bother to ask.

>>52543902
Just leave everything and have fun with family or you are just going to kill yourself anon. Play board games with gamestar+ board and have fun.

>>52544123
The good think is you can stake NFTs on LOOP finance NFTs Marketplace to farm token.

>>52543961
Tell your family you bought a yacht with some trifle of your winnings and are going to sail round the world in 2023.

>>52543902
nope new lows in downcember

>>52543902
The difference is all their stocks are equally down just as much.
Previous bear cycles were isolated to bitcoin/crypto only whereas this is an entire economic bear cycle

>>52543961
>caring what others think
ngmi

how much BTC do you actually have OP I feel like that would go a long way in tilting this thread from laughingstock to hero

>>52543902
Just tell them you fucked up and they should never ever buy crypto and that you love them

i cant wait to see my brother
the last time i saw him was October 2021 and he had just invested 50k into crypto
i told him he was a top signal and that he should sell everything and wait a year and that his friends at work who were encouraging him to buy this were probably reddit faggots who he should fire
now i get to gloat

>>52544081
Your uncle will know
But he won't tell anyone else

>>52547218
Don't be an asshole to your own blood
And why the fuck didn't you tell me that asshole I could be rich right now

>>52544068
there is a difference between saying you trade a little bit for fun and giving people a rolling update on your current net worth and portfolio. most people don't don't do that and everyone else knows better than to ask

>>52547244
he's rich it won't bother him

>>52547218
failing is how most people learn. dont be a faggot who gloats, but offer to show him the ropes if he wants to

>>52543902
Make sure you are armed in case anyone asks any uncomfortable questions, do not hesitate to shoot

Look at last December rally...oh wait.

>>52543902
>So son, I've been hearing Bitcoin is doing not so welll... Are you invested in it? I hope not... Mike here just made his 20m exit last month

>>52543902
My family has been making fun of me on and off for holding bitcoin since like 2k.

Now the boomers try and talk me into pissing it away on toys like fishing boats and sports cars.

>>52543956
he was the normie buying.