/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52541218
the holidays are upon us, santa can gift you one bag, 100 shares of any ticker? what's on the letter to santa?

Graysacle won't share proof of reserves.

FTX Owes Its 50 Biggest Unsecured Creditors More Than $3 Billion.

Grayscale is one of them.

Have fun buying a falling machete.

>>52541258
didnt ask

How to short Nigger culture

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
https://youtu.be/DK6IRG4CAbw

>>52541255
100 shares of BRK.A Mr. Santa plz :-)

>>52541271
https://impactetfs.org/nacp-etf/

>>52541271
Vote Democrat and donate to Planned Parenthood.

did you guys know we have a 6'4" CHAD in /smg/?

>>52541255
>TLRY

My life is crumbling around me. I made the safe plays. I worked hard at my job. I cared for my wife and children.
Now, dust. I did nothing wrong, and my castles are turned to dust.
Tonight, it ends.

>>52541269
sheeps need to be led by the shepherd.

>>52541255
I will withhold my shares if you liquidate every GME bagholder for good.

>>52541289
Holy shit every weird ETF has the exact same holdings and high expense ratios.

>>52541316
based

You know smg
my portfolio performance might be nothing special these past few years
but at least I never fell for the crypto ponzi
feels good owning real companies instead of IOU's for digital 1's and 0's

LOL

And just like that, we will never be below 16k

>>52541344

Buttcoin is literally backed by nothing and almost no one accepts it as a currency.

>>52541376
bitcoin is literally going to 100

>>52541376
BOOP!

shill me a good prop firm who will fuck me over the least?

>>52541376
>we
fuck off with the crypto faggotry here, boy. we're adults and only buy the finest triple leveraged ETFs on the market. the stock market that is, the REAL market.

>>52541344
They don't know about the few tokens with real usage will take over the entire crypto market once cbdc is fully launched worldwide.

>>52541405
yeah the entire market of 1 million dollars xD

>>52541405
Stop it.

>>52541405
these tokens, anon...
are they in the room with us now?

>>52541405
cbdc is going to be a failure. it hinges on the retards that got us into this mess doing even more retarded things to get us out. nah, we're headed to true chaos not the bullshit "I can use this to my advantage!" cope the minds behind cbdc's want it to be. you'd be better off burying some silver coins like a pirate.

SKYT Bro's, what does the future hold?

>>52541376
>we

>check fidelity bank CDs
>they are now offering 4 percent yield with 3 month maturity

wtf bros does this mean I get a low tax free 4 percent money gains zero risk? Is this a great buy considering everything is shitting the bed now? Banks can never fail anyways. I can just keep buying these 3 month CDs and get free money with no risk unlike stablecoin shitcoin farming.

>>52541302
Great Recession took my business which led to divorce and creditors. There's a complicated plenty more to the story including a debilitating health issue that came out of nowhere to pile onto the rest. I still hang on and mostly defeated the negative psych doom. Replace negative thought patterns, starting with repeating "mantras" instead of the dooms. Also you never know what other unforseen blessings you will discover ahead despite all of the dooms.

Thread Theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_Bv6yG5kQ

>>52541478
Yes, money market funds are a great place to hide out. you can even invest in a High interest savings ETF

pic related. Its like xi jingping gives you free money and china never collapses.

>>52541394
>TMF
what's your favorite 3x

>>52541427
>>52541439
>>52541444
>>52541428

They don't know everything is about to be tokenized. They don't know about the internet of things. Everyone will be too poor to own a home by themselves.. imaging buying a portion of a portion of a home. and doing it instantly like you were shopping off amazon. no more realtors. no more fees. trading in real life like you were playing an mmo.

>futures

>futures

LETS GO DXY!!!!!! FIGHT NIGGA FIGHT!!!!! PUNCH THROUGH THE SKULL!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/yahUpxNPK98

>>52541481
tell us what you're doing so we can do the opposite chud.

>>52541520
would

>>52541528
go go go

>Dating a girl
>We start talking about our investments
>She's Chinese so only invests in China "because it's what I know"
>She shows me her portfolio and I see big numbers
>Show her mine because fuck it I think she's rich

Then I realised she's invested in RMB so it's only a few k and she's carrying >50% losses.

>>52541255
DE

>>52541344
Based. And think about all the benefit your shares have provided in the form of productivity investment and innovation.

>>52541481
Just found out that one of my distant friends lost both of his business over covid lockdowns. I didn't keep in touch with him over the years, I feel bad for him. I doubt he recovers.

>>52541478
4 percent is apy the rates will go down if the fed lowers interest if you want to lock in the 4 percent you should buy a year CD but you can probably get a better yield with a year treasury bill though treasury direct

new apartment, what you guys think

I wouldn't be surprised if $DIS jumps 10% tomorrow.

>>52541598
Be careful about showing your portfolio to random people. If you don't have much in there it doesn't matter. But don't show big numbers off

>>52541617
why are there indoor balconies?

>>52541617
>those balconies
Kek but why?

>>52541617
it looks like they converted a prison facility into apartments by replacing the metal bars with studs and drywall

>>52541621
holy shit, that's huge. Chapek was fucking up big time

>>52541583
BETWEEN THE SECOND AND THIRD RIB AND TWIST!!!!!!!! DRIVE IT THROUGH THEIR JAW!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52541621
Iggers could be here

>>52541617
What the fuck... I'm surprised there isn't a WEF label on this

>>52541629
If retards like him over pay for it.

>>52541617
What the fudge

>>52541598

She is probably a spy

I remember going over to tour a factory once. They set you up in a nice hotel for free. Make everything clean for your walkthrough...take you out to eat. You eat a bunch of wierd food and drink expensive liquor. The they bring in a shitload of thots...everyone takes one or two of them home..you are expected to take them home.

>get back to hotel with hot china bitch

>she talks nonstop about investments in China

>Fucks you sideways...

>waits till you sleep and steals the data on your phone and laptop

Yeah..chink bitches are so ethi g else

why do womanlets get a pass? women under 5'6 shouldn't be allowed to breed

Crypto is having it's dot com crash. Anons still refuse to see what is going on. The few survivors of this crytpo winter will dominate the next century. The biggest opportunity of our lifetimes. And here you are posting dumb memes and laughing at idiots who fell for the ponzi schemes. When normies never want to touch or trade cyrpto that is true capitulation. We are still not there yet, but post like these makes me happy. Think Inversely.

>>52541617
Can I smoke on the balcony?

>>52541621

Let's see if he fires all the pink haired lunatics and drops the LGBT trash from Disney

>>52541617
Spacious but why do you have so many doors and balconies indoors?

Do you think the people who bought pets.com when it was down 99% thought they were going to become millionaires?

>>52541658
I am NEVER going to China.

https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/datafile/margin.html

Does anyone have more lists like this?

>>52541665
what part of "being early is the same as being wrong" that you don't understand?

>>52541666
If you could smoke off those balconies it would be peak comfy.

>>52541598
>She's Chinese so only invests in China "because it's what I know"
>She shows me her portfolio and I see big numbers
Nice

>>52541665
Microsoft had 12 years of multiple compression despite increasing revenues after that. That company at least produced a tangible product.

>>52541628
>but why?

"Apparently there are balconies because some rooms literally don’t have windows and apparently, that doesn’t meet fire code. But if they have a balcony, then it’s fine because if there’s a fire, then they can jump from the balcony."

lel

>>52541693
sauce?

SKYYYYYTEEEEEEE

>>52541723
Me, and I don't know where that person got video of me but I certainly don't appreciate you creeps sharing it and ogling me.

>>52541617
Nice, real nice

Now let's see Paul Allen's balcony

futes are fake for the weak minded

all in TARK at open

>>52541665
it could go sideways for years anon. theres no rush

>>52541719
It really is a converted prison! Holy fuck! They should move the homeless ghetto near my house over there.

>>52541600
I've not recovered all this time later. I lived a few years in a tent and was under a tarp in the national forest 2019. I'm only being let to stay somewhere right now medium term due to the health issue while I figure next plans and work towards it. I'm 50, it's not so easy to just start over from nothing with creditors ready to seize on whatever I do start to accomplish. I hope others can hang on and stay in the fight.

>>52541218
Jannies are NIGGERS
I WANT TO SEE THEM BAN ME
THEY CANT

>>52541542
I'm not fuckin' your mom anymore.

>>52541693
ENHANCE

>>52541719
That has to be russia or some poor slav country right?

>>52541753
Those aren't that bad. They are bigger than Alice Garden Pods in Dues ex when he's in China.

FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! GIRD YOUR LOIN MUMUSHITS, IM COMING WITH PLIERS THIS TIME!!!!!

>>52541890
worse, it's Virginia

I'm hearing screams from the crypto pits

>>52541911

Post your best crypto pit memes

>>52541902
fuck off mumu

>>52541693
Being wrong means you are dumb. Being early means you are on the right path. be more patient. that is difference.

Being early is only bad if you're shorting or holding long options. Why do midwits love to rattle off that catchphrase?

>>52541935
Thats Daddy to you.

We bet not be green when I wake up, you understand? Get it right for once degenerate futures ES traders

HANG SENG TECH INDEX DOWN 4%

>>52541451
Pain for a year and then possibly mega gains or zero.
Could be the best investment of your life or go to zero. Going to be a rough ride so just put in a tiny bit so it won’t bother you if shit gets crazy.

So we close green tomorrow,right?

>>52541988
yeah someone is buying the dip early on futures

>>52541981

>>52541684
I am GOING to China

>>52541935
Rare nurgling, saved.

How do I get sideways gook pussy bros?

>>52542028
Do they still force travelers (including diplomats at one point) to get giant q-tip anal swabs up their asses for muh scamdemic?

RIP oil

>>52542082

It's over, oil will never go up again.

>>52542106
Just like that

>>52541981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJykWBnFvjc

>>52542082
>>52542106
allah save me !!!!

>>52541986
It's been interesting how polarizing the stock has been on /smg/.

>>52541993
sure

Futures are healing bros

Bros, I went down the Dave Ramsey YouTube rabbit hole. I have $15k in cash savings, and I’m going to try to turn that into $50k for emergencies and $50k for a down payment. I’m about to exit the mutual funds in my family’s Roth IRAs to SPAXX, stop contributing to my 401k, and stop contributing to my HSA.

Any last words before I pull the trigger?

>>52541693
Where did you find this video of my female broker?

>>52542118
It's not "polarizing" you're just another microchip shill. Your stock will decline 50% and you'll never post about it again like the other 100 micro cap shitco spammers before you.

>>52542118
It’s polarizing because it’s a 50/50 gamble. I can see it going to $4 but shooting to $16 in a day. Who the fuck knows. If you want to buy it, only buy a bit and swear not to sell it for a few years.
Im literally 95% JEPI and 5% SKYT
It’s my only gamble.
And Rocker, if you’re reading this, I’m not a pajeet. I’m literally telling people the risk.

>>52542144
He's doing better than he deserves to be doing, which he admits. He is a hypocrite in some ways, but all his advice isn't bad. I also applied for a job there along time ago, forgot what for. I guess they weren't looking for whatever was on whichever version of my resume I submitted back then

>>52542203
>And Rocker, if you’re reading this, I’m not a pajeet. I’m literally telling people the risk.
I saw your comment. This could be cleared up very easily with a simple hand post.

>>52541617
Uh.. Ok, this is different. Shouldn't the balcony be on the outside, not the inside?

>>52542117
just two more weeks
OPEC and more sanctions

>>52542233
Fellow hamchad reporting
I stopped watching stargate to post this

>>52542264
Ok you pass for now

>>52542264
Good morning sir

Fellow finance fans
Do you think I should put how much I love playing with Excel in a dating profile?

>>52542285
I turned the lights on.
Do not redeem.

>>52542310
lol sausage fingers

CHECK THE FUTES PREPARE YOUR CHUTES

Someone tell me APPL will dump tomorrow
SOMEONE TELL ME

Redpill me on triple leveraged etfs like UPRO bros
Why shouldn’t I all in on it

>>52542310
I was just shitting you, señor.

>>52542391
Only if you eat the original Apple.

>>52542375
Telling me you don’t deadlift without telling me you don’t deadlift.

The futures are heeming.

>>52542303
Yeah, bitches love passionate guys, so long as you are passionate about something

>>52542066

No they do nasal swabs like everyone ..

>scamdemic

Dunno bro..its taken pretty serouisly over there...the passes and stuff are not to be fucked with.

They say we are all gonna die from long term complications over the years. I wish I was kidding. There stance gives me alot of pause since it came from one of there own labs

>>52542380
>crabbing a little on the red side

I hate to say it, but there’s just too much liquidity in the market still. Until housing completely collapses and consumers can no longer make payments on their credit cards, we’re going to be rallying. Companies are deathly afraid of laying off employees with all the boomers mass retiring, so Powell is going to have to really turn up the pain to get his way

>>52542404
because -8% in a day means you need a +16% to beak even.

>>52542449
That calculates how much of my extra money I should dump into VOO each month. I've set up configurable ratios, so I can tweak what percent I want to go into VOO versus my savings account or degenerate options gambling.

>futures

Here we fucking go

>>52542453
Burn down the PLA and the CCP deserves to get cancelled.

>>52542489
If I had lost that much money I'd just cash out and go to vegas

>>52542458
they're so terrified amazon froze aws hiring and meta layed of thousands

>>52541981
Wonder what happened this time? Will hang seng ever dip down below 10k?

>>52542489
robinhood screenshots of hundred k losses will never stop bringing a smile to my face

>>52542489

Holy shit

Are those sorts of horrific losses inline with your investment goals?

>>52542497
I have a whole folder of these over the years.

>>52542505
Over 70+ accounts proving the Dunning Kruger effect is real

>>52541981
based wu flu paranoia causing the chinks to blow up their own economy yet again
case counts are now near highs seen last april
in addition, RIP oilkeks, OPEC already burned its bridges with that last cut and it can't stop the chinks from being retards
>>52542453
I have to say I read a spectator article that made an intriguing point that part of the problem is that the bureaucracy for fighting covid over there has gotten so huge that it has created a workforce who actively want the pandemic to continue. she (I think it was a she anyway) made a comparison to the one child policy where a fucktarded policy survived far longer than it should have due to the creation of a massive bureaucratic apparatus that had a vested interest in maintaining the policy .and notice that the chinks just switched it so those bureaucrats watch if they have more than 3 kids now, they never totally dismantled it

looks like a cup and handle is forming on futures

>>52542555

Interesting point

That's the same reason we keep the IRS around and wont go to a NST.

But still...I'm concerned. It's their virus after all. What to those niggers know and why do they think they can get away with not telling us if it turns out it's like AIDS and kills you after 10 years

>>52542521
Not me. The people who you look to for secret insider advice.

>>52542484
Is the new pogeyman even worse than the last one?

SPY 400 was the top, we are on a downward crab until the next CPI/FOMC.

>>52542501
Don't forget that earlier in the year, 100k+ warehouse wagies and recently laid another 10k off. Then there's talks of prime day sales being pretty abysmal compared to pandemic years.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable announcements of Amazon shutting subsidiaries like Twitch and Whole Foods down because Bezos is pissed.

When you guys look at a company to invest in, not dumb trades but an investment, expecting growth, what do you look at?

>>52542501
Tech’s always the first domino to fall. Let’s see when the blue chip companies actually start letting people go

>>52542592
It has never been good since Ruby.

>>52542559
look at the 1h

>tfw you bought KOLD on Friday
Very based. I deserve a very good, hard coom; if I say so, myself.

>>52542592
From a gameplay standpoint, its decent.

But it is a technical cornucopia of fuck ups. Even just throwing the damn pokeballs to catch pokemon causes the overworld to shit itself into a new asshole.

Mommys turn.

>>52542609
If they are making genetically modified mutant salmon, that seems like a solid growth plan.

Futures are recovering. It's over.

>>52542616

Enjoy your day in the sun, I'm diamond handing my oil stocks.

>>52541302
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Safety and certainty is a lie.

>>52542583
AZT is what killed those aids faggots decades ago, the ones that called out fauci before any of us ever heard of him. People like Magic Johnson that didn't take AZT are still alive and just fine. We all didn't die of aids, the ice caps didn't melt, the sun doyburn our skin off on seconds, rain doesn't acid burn our skin, the coastsal cities arent under water, and 22 years have passed since the year 2000 when all of their fear mongering bs conspiracy theories never happened

>>52542678
indeed

>>52542555
>>52542453
picrelated has only gotten worse. coof is just an excuse to tackle chinkflation and they dont care how its done.

>>52542686
This is America, where anyone who isn't american chokes on the sweet sweet air of freedom

alert set for >/= 3965.50

>>52542727
YANG GANG

>>52542610
Amazon laid off deliverygoys and stopped expanding commercial properties. Market pessimism is real. Only support is the strong dollar keeping the American worker above water with their 3% savings.

>>52542686
desu it's funny because anyone with even the slightest knowledge of how the body works could look at the mechanism of action and see how AZT would completely fucking destroy everything about the body

>>52541834
>under a tarp in the national forest 2019
nice, i was in the back of a station wagon
you see or hear bigfoot like I did?

>>52542730
>Boost mobile
kek

Bob Iger Will Return as CEO, Succeeding Bob Chapek...

Bullish for Disney stock?

>>52542814
nope. DIS is too wide awake. They need a nap

>>52541218
This is literally me but I can't sleep and I need to wake up in 6 hours.

>>52542828

>>52541481
>>52541600
Moral of the story: survive.

>>52542814
>The Marvel brand particularly has been mishandled, the board believed. And Iger, not Chapek has the vision to course correct.
What does it mean bros? What are they gonna do?

>>52542814
They have to get rid of all LGBT bullshit. Parents don't like it

>>52542859
No. Cash out at the top.

uhm bros are we crashing this week?

>>52542868
he means all these spinoffs about SHE HULK are trash and people know it

sounds bullish desu

>>52542901
naaaaaaaahhhhhh

>>52542901
11/28

>>52542901
No

oil sissies, what went wrong? I thought China was reopening

>>52542904
Unless they scrap the woke mermaid. they are pissing away money for the next year.

>>52542954
were forming a double bottom

>>52542955
>that spike
ambatakum desu

I think TSLA's slide isn't actually correlated to Elon's antics, but rather to losing EV marketshare. Their time of being first is leaving, they might have to actually compete for sales for the rest of the decade.

I sold all my mutual funds. I’m officially out of the stock market. Let the bull run commence

I sold because of my life goals right now, not because of where I think the market is going. It’s more important for me to have a certain home down payment in a couple years than to potentially make money on the investment. I’m flushing $2,300 monthly down the drain on rent and I need to plug that hole

>>52542977
oil outperformed the S&P this year. When that happens it will most likely due worst the following year. But.... the big but is WW3 can save oil prices. it will actually make it shoot up even higher. So the only way for us oilers to win is for millions to die in war.

>>52543003
Thank you for you sacrafice.

>>52542904
Man I remember actually being excited for those shows when they first got announced. Moon knight and she hulk especially, love it when niche capeshit series gets more attention.

But now, holy shit do I regret it. Daredevil better not suck. I will be shorting Disney just in case.

>>52542814
Literally zero confidence in a company that casts the fucken Little Mermaid as a black girl.

>>52543003
>down payment in a couple of years
you're going to hold cash for years?

>>52543038
Don't forget Snow White too, that has to be intentional kek

>>52543039
Yeah I’m planning on buying in early 2024. Making 3% in a HYSA. I could get CDs for 4%

>>52543051
Of course its intentional. Its Jews using useless idiots that think they're fighting the power.

>>52543051
Snow white is black now too?

>>52543051
>>52543064
iger change this shit right now wtf

>>52543064
NIGGA it's SNOW BLACK. get chu ass ready cuz we was snowsssss

>>52543064
They are using a beaner.

>>52542859
At the very least, yes.

Wakanda Forever sold 40% fewer tickets then Black Panther, failing to live up to its expectations despite ticket prices being jacked up.
>blackexhaustion.jpg

>>52543091
In 2nd grade a Hispanic girl mooned me during class. In middle school a Hispanic girl flirted with me before class. In high school a Hispanic girl told me I have beautiful eyes

>>52543101
Black people are mad they made black panther a transgender nonbinary girl.

>>52542977
What happens if we form a triple bottom?

>>52543139
>a triple bottom
ask ur mum m8

>>52543139
>10Y under overnight repo rate
what could possibly go wrong haha

>>52543101
Well that's what happens when the main fucking character died off screen(literally), so of course there won't be as much interest. Doesn't help that movie theaters are doing a dogshit job sales wise.

>>52543152
Ok I asked her. She gave me a weird look and then walked away.
What now?

>>52543139
then it hasnt even begun

>>52543059
Sounds good go where you're wanted. Start looking now, if you're not, at houses, buying a house takes a long time if you're not willing to settle.

>>52543164
What mean bondfag, line go down?

>futes

>>52541665
dot com companies generally didn't make new aths until 2016ish
thats over 16 years of bear market you fat nigger
even if crypto isn't literally dead forever because all of crypto is to the stock market what shitcoins are to bitcoin
and 95% of shitcoins crash to hades and never come back

>>52543182
>character is white
Sweety, its 2022. Delete this antisemetic post before I shit myself.

>>52543177
>line go down?
economy go down

>>52543139
we have the potential for a quadruple bottom

ok last shitpost

The charts look so bad now. Just a straight line through to black friday. A giga crab that never ends, right before the market typically tends to go down, right before they're talking about a government shutdown. Just seems like a big setup.

Milkbreaths i literally had a normie friend ask me about stocks and whats happening to futures
im drunk at some shithole bar
please tell me how neon red we are because i cant be fuckd to google the retarded futures

>>52543177
banks lending money to each other or to The Fed in the immediate short term nets them more money, than investing in 10 Year Treasuries. Typically you should get more return from your investment the longer the duration, but you get a better return for one night compared to 10 Years. this is bad because why would you invest for the future if you could sit in super short term credit? basically recession soon

This is so comically inverted jesus christ

People still haven't caught on to what is causing excess deaths and also don't realize it's going to continue increasing. How do we profit from this?

holy fuck lol its actually insane im am fucking hammered and can already tell we're going to be red as fuck

like i have heard absolute normaltards and also fucking twitter MEGABULLS XXL TECHMAXX LEVERAGE guys be like "oh no."

how bad is this oh man im fucking gettign excited to load up futes

>>52543254
currently only down 0.34% on the emini s&p

Spy 380 tomorrow end of day

>>52543291
i am fucking shitfaced and some total normiezone cunt told me that stocks are eating shit right now
he meant right now
and asked me if its a nothingburger
so naturally i have to ask you fags
if /ES is only down 0.34% then i got all worked up for nothing and am going to hang myself in the grimy bathroom

i need head

>>52543263
Yield sisters...

>>52543304
theyre barely down. but if some normie knows stocks are eating shit, maybe thats a good thing to know

>>52543263
Hey where's that cartoon girl I usually see on there? Is she ok?

>>52543310
when will her feet touch it again

>>52543339
When morale improves

Amazon fucked up my order again. Of course I am long the stock.

>>52543270
Yea, but you still maybe ought not trade, especially futes if you're that hammered. Also, don't get a dooey, they expensive and you gotta have one of those bs ignition interlock blow in a machine while we take a picture of you to send to a probation officer when it randomly beeps while driving down the interstate

>>52543353
fudge

>>52543304
Ask the normie if he's ever heard of /smg

Why is oil dropping? What's going to happen to my XOM puts?

>>52543392
If your ID has the name of an herb in it, they gonna print

I'm at minus 3400 this year. I'm thinking of withdrawing what's left and trying again next year.

>>52543392
China/Russia, plus locked in recession

>>52543430
THATS BULLISH NO YOU CANT DO THAT

>>52543304
suck on some toes pajeet. Stocks are fine

What are the chances that UVIX goes to 13 by the end of the year?

Why don't we just pool our money and buy 4chan? Then we can rip these jannies a new asshole.

>>52543470
hey fuck u man i blew out the back of that toe bitch last few weeks
>>52543321
I think maybe normie was referring to a broader time series


The thing is that we need a literal Vomma Hurricane to shoot VIX to 45 overnight to burn off a lot of excess fat

We need bidders for OTM puts.

>>52543478

>>52543357
no one here except for a select few of us autists are trading futures you DWEEB.

Hey but speaking of futures, might go pretty big into basedbeans soon. Futes or equity exposures to that commodity. CTAs and weather positioning is my reasoning, really.

>>52543513
basedbeans
stocks with basedbean exposures and futures hedges on basedbeans

>>52543510
sad feels

>>52543523
holy fuck fuck you gook i hate you chinkgook i hope you shrimpdicks get nuked into becoming hello kitty'd as a culture

>>52543513
He said he was gonna load up on futes, if you can read, maybe you're more hammered then he is

>>52543549
okay but saying "I am loading up on futes" means absolutely nothing. what fucking contracts is he talking about

>>52543536
>>52543523
you what m8?

we will get a whole week of crab due low volume burger (((thanksgiving))) right?

>>52543592
Hope so

>>52543430
That was me in May

>>52543592
You should be thankful for how wonderful your life is

>>52543510
Is there a graph that tracks getting pussy based on income vs intelligence?

>>52541255
I mean.... BRK (Class A). But I'd just immediately sell them.

>>52543676
yes starts at 6min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

50% VTI
50% SCHD

Is this all I need for simple long-term stock buying?

>>52542678
>>52541302
Very true and genuine words to live by.
Steve Wynn looks like a fucking goof now and has fallen out of public favor with personal scandals, but the guy is a business genius and basically created the Vegas that the US knows today (as well as Macau). A lot to learn from him. A takeaway from an interview is he took substantial risks - but he never bet the farm. When you swing, anon, swing for the fucking fences. Just make sure you can stand striking out.

>>52543714
AVUV

>>52543101
I work in a theatre on the weekends for a relaxing payday. We had none of the showings sell out opening weekend, and this weekend we had so much staff and so few people show up. The industry is on it's way out. Theaters will be bought out by DIS or Amazon or some shit down the road.

>>52541451
What's got you eyeing them?

>>52543409
>HL1
>>52543435
>China/Russia
>UUUU
...

>>52541612
>>52541478
Anon should look at ibonds (missed the October window though)

>>52541522
>imaging buying a portion of a portion of a home
What an innovative idea. So, like, I own the home. But only partly. Maybe I divide my ownership by time or season or something. I "share" my "time" with the other owners, you might say. Or perhaps we all wish to live in the house at the same time, is there a way we're ALL placed on the deed? Have they developed such fantastical legal frameworks yet?

Is it true stocks never dump on Thanksgiving week?

>>52543780
Every time you enter the house you have to kill the current occupants. Fair is fair. It's fair. Then you sign the deed. Preferably you have them witness you sign the deed but their lawyer is ok. He shows up usually in about 40 minutes. You will have seen and met him before. This is a racket between the two of you. You can make a lot of money actually but he's kind of a rat so don't tell him too much. Also zip your fly.

>>52543732
100% avuv or divide between the three?

>>52541621
DIS is going to fucking skyrocket. For the true ballsy anons out there that REALLY want to thread the needle, there'll be an overshoot and resulting dip before correcting back. If you feel you can hit that overshoot, snazzy time to grab some puts.

>>52541658
Fuck, I might go to China and tour factories and shit with burner phones and a burner laptop just to get tap. Take my fabricated data, when can I come back and tour that other factory?

>>52543799
I'm surprised DIS is so low. It seems like such a normie/consumerism stock.

Every normie loves disney

>>52543795
35 avuv
35 vti
30 schd

>>52541734
Could you make more sauce?

>>52542117
It'll come back up. Don't hold too long term, but the US snuffed a lot of renewables being planned like nuclear (kek at California even closing operating plants) and the US will still ultimately use it.

>>52541658
Sorry but I'm going to have to betray my race now.

>>52542215
The thing I've told friends and family wanting to get more into the investment/money game and that love Ramsey is that he's good, but mainly for people that are simply looking for a nice comfy cushion to land on and retirement. Like his hatred of debt doesn't make all that much sense unless you factor in that he's trying to simplify the picture down as much as possible and get the necessities in for people. He's ultra-low risk, which is great for many people. What you see is likely what you're going to get. But you can't really hope to be surprised by anything greater than as well.

>>52542458
Everyone lauded PPI as being so great and wonderful and completely ignored the fine print - the damage wasn't as severe because it came from services. Near everything else was hit. No shit services aren't going to be exhibiting the same issues as we stray further from COVID. Tech is already doing layoffs, hiring freezes are occurring at many white collar places, housing will experience a crunch because demand will shrink. Recession is most definitely incoming and JP & Co. are doing their best to make a rough landing soft. Fed will keep on the pressure and a dip will come. I don't think it'll be 2008 level, but bulls will make a nice penny.

>>52542466
What were you doing that got hit so hard?

>>52541302
Bhenchod my basterd, you can't end it you have to wait til next week.

How many push ups do I have to do per day to get big?

SOXL is going to $8.30, but then it will go to $20.
It will probably hit $8.30 on the next rate hike.

All of smg was mega bullish at Fridays highs. So I bought more puts

Kek

>>52543966
You just have to eat ice cream every day and you will be yuge.

>>52543973
no you didn't, you fucking larper

>>52543676
Idk but I've had a lot of pussy. Got snipped after my 2nd kid. 2 kids by two different women was enough for me

>>52543973
Did you give up on your FTSE puts

>>52542987
Dead on. Other groups are entering the game and Tesla needs to show that it's basically the Ford Motor Co. of this century. I think they have the ability and I think - memes aside - Elon can lead it, but they need to act fast

>>52543081
Kek, there's no way this was approved without everyone in that room at least thinking silently to themselves about what a trainwreck this shit would be

>futes

>>52542203
So funny how BDC niggers have just rebranded themselves as JEPI faggots.

>>52542987
Reminds me of Research in Motion

Imagine believing that this is bullish

>>52544089
Did you short the nasdaq recently

Oil barons

Buy puts fag is posting, and I have shorts open. It's so joever.

>>52544197
>>52544197
>>52544197
>>52544197