/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52538776
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,114.345B, 103P = 20.528B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,113.413B, 95P = 22.246B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

Hope it happens this year so I can buy a hilux and a camper and ski bum in the mountains all winter and spring

Basically the vibe I got from that video was this:

>RC just happened to bumble his way into GME
>bought only because he thought it was cheap and he could make money
>doesn't even play games anymore
>is not playing 4D Chess
>has fears the turnaround is not going as planned
>no hidden meanings are in his tweets, the dumbass genuinely does not know how to spell general tso's chicken
>is open to more ATM offerings
>will sell if ultimately he doesn't believe in the business anymore (BBBY)

WAGMI

it's almost time shorties and shills

>>52538843
what video, have been gone a couple days

>>52538873
Filmed Nov 3rd, published today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk

Anybody who can't tell that interview was just Chobani covering his ass from a future lawsuit is a gay retarded punjabi nigger dalit faggot

>>52538873
>>52538888 (checked)
wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>52538843
none of that happened though copey

I enjoyed how much impromptu seething that interview has caused today.

Shalom : )

>>52538777
These 7s late from the last thread need to be checked. The only reason to come back to this hell hole post MOASS will be purely to thwart ZOG with our righteous gentile schemes. Also to keep our ear to the grindstone about any future happenings.
>>52538932
Hey Ryan <3

>>52538911
Did we watch the same interview?

>52538977
>implying you are able to comprehend English

>>52538888 (checked)
>>52538908 (kekd)
ty frens

>>52538977
Imagine a checkerboard, black and white. You can only see the black squares - so you assume it's all black. I can see the black and the white squares, but I ignore the black squares - so I say that it's all white. Which one of us is correct?

>>52538843
Baggies will cope to the end of time

>>52538843
>he likes the memes

>>52538899
>he will become the worlds first trillionaire if he just openly encourages the moass
>but nooooo he wont do it because he might get a civil suit
Kek baggies you truly are delusional

wagmi tomorrow
https://youtu.be/UwMRrfchDM8

>>52539318
let's all love lain.

Never before in my entire life have I ever seen so many people who don’t hold a stock research and stay informed about every minute detail about said stock all so they can make fun of them on the internet. It’s actually quite absurd that anyone would think that they do it for free.

>>52539299
How many rupees did you get for creating that?

tomorrowbros...

GMEBaggies truly are the stupidest investors ever in the history of capital markets.

HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK

What's the newest copium now that chobani has abandoned us baggie bros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqNy2K4Ihbk

>>52539441
We're already seeing "We're gonna MOASS with or without RC" posts on reddit

>>52539469
Holy fuck baggies, it's over
Time to get a real career

>>52538843

>52539510
Then what would you do? There would be no baggies to kek.

>all these niggers mad that I'm having fun in a cult and they're not
>they could join if they just got over themselves and spent $25 on a single share
>mfw they would rather be mad and post dry stale pasta than have fun
Shills are such spoilsport faggots, I swear.

If MOASS doesn't happen by April, I'm going to have to start selling shares to cover bills.
Tick tock, Ryan Cohen.

>>52539557
If moass doesn't happen by january im going to have to sleep in a tent when I go shredding pow in the mountains

GameStop is going to have to start selling shares itself soon. I think you'll be fine in April though

>52539557
Oh no hurry RC this broke nigger is going to sell his 20 shares and kill moass.

>>52539299
Rothschilds are already trillionaires. Ryan will be a Quadrillionaire, but a successfull lawsuit will take most of it and prevent him from using his Gamestop money for years and years even if he wins.

>>52539434
you seem upset, Todd.

I'm glad Uncle Ryan is alive because I genuinely had thoughts they'd cap the most dangerous man to Wall Street that ever lived. Great interview.

>>52537679
The dog is actually an AI. Remember Robopuppies from the '00 and the Incredibles movie? I wouldn't worry about it. Go back to sleep.

>>52538932
Hey, YeBot. Welcome back.

>>52539299
>brother in Christ
RC is Jewish, retard. ESL shill meme confirmed.

cohen betray

>52539557
>date anchoring

>>52539678
>two years and three months after the sneeze is date anchoring

At some point brehs it just isn't going to happen

He fucking sold lmao
Sorry baggie FUCKS. You can buy his books though, kek!

LOL

>>52539678
post your covered calls then

What does this mean?

>>52539807
absolutely nothing, this has happened countless times over the past year

Based pokeposters saving these threads.

>>52539828
Peekatjew, use Blitzkrieg!

>>52539731
We got too cocky GME bro

Coping bros....i don't feel so good...

>>52539807
It doesn't mean shit you dumb fuck baggie
This happens every single weekend

>>52539731
>>52539852
This is a kind of symbolism in itself. The same with the "oops MOASS my bad" tweet they deleted the next day. They acknowledge the fanbase wants and needs but then they switch it out for the official record. It's almost their way of saying it's not going to happen anymore

>>52539888
Read your fucking post lol look at the mental gymnastics you have to go through to keep holding

>>52538843
Shillies are really working the "concern troll" FUD.

Remember folks. GME literally, actually, factually did a share dividend to remove the shorts from our investments. The DTCC refused to let ANY shares leave the shores of the USA because they need every single one of them for themselves. The naked short thesis is a FACT. It is confirmed. The only way to lose is to fold. We have a ROYAL FLUSH and we cannot be beaten until the shorts close.
The new tactic is now to pretend to be growing tired of holding GME. After literal 6Million days of going "kek baggies" they have actually decided to try a little bit harder in their shill tactics.
We are all going to wagmi!
>kek shillies
>kek pajeeties
>kek hedgies
>kek Griffies
Checkmate, Hedgies.

Yeah... I'm thinking I'm gonna make it

The shillies are working overtime tonight. This is wild, we must be getting close.

tranny cope ravioli machine has arrived

>>52539893
>the mental gymnastics of coming to these threads for two years only to get sneeded
little attention whore you

>So you tweeted a picture of a Sears being torn dow-
>THAT COULD BE GAMESTOP! THAT COULD BE GAMESTOP!

Lol

I do enjoy meltdownies posting seethe. It's hilarious how they will sit through a 40 minute interview just to try to dab on us badly. Holy shit they are retarded

>>52539807
It has begun.

Bros when the interviewer introduced RC he said they had an hour, but the interview is only 40 minutes. It was also filmed on November 3rd so clearly RC had his lawyers going over it and editing stuff out he legally wasn't aloud to say like the shorts r fukd and GME is going to billions per share. They basically edited out all of the bullish stuff he would have said but couldn't because of lawsuits

>>52539885
you sound angery, Todd-o.
>your favorite word will soon be RICO

>>52540007
Cohen was also clearly reading prompts. He looks at the camera then looks at something to answer. He had everything prepared

i've got a good feeling frens, it doesn't happen very often
wagmi

>>52540037
>>52540007
If this was all prepared and he still sounded this done with GME then you baggies are in for a rude fucking awakening real soon. Red christmas this year at the baggie households.

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW BITCOIN WAS AT 16K WTF

>>52538843
you've got to think like a businessperson, like a lawyer etc
it's pretty obvious at this point what's going to happen

Please bro chobani didn’t even admit to market manipulation bro it’s over sell please bro you don’t get it he didn’t address drs bro it was choreographed by attorneys bro do you get it breen choon wasn’t trying to get ahead of anything bro don’t trust your pattern recognition bro please sell and thanks me later

Lol. They are talking about Kenny on 8Kun (QAnon). The redpilling of the masses begins.

>>52540128
anon you have no fucking idea what a business person or lawyer thinks like. you are literally making up your own story here because you don't like what you're being presented. that's called cope.

The shills and their turbo mode retarded screeching compared to most other sunday nights has me basking in the comfy. Wagmi to the max

>52540060
Good evening sir, thank you for the financial advices. My jimmies will be sold first thing tomorrow morning. Jai Hind sir!

>>52539912
>>52539948
>>52539997
>>52540128
>>52540154
>>52540161
literally samefag

>>52540158
you have a toddler like surface level understanding of what is going on

>>52540161
They've been seething quite hard all weekend. Quite a sight to behold.

>>52540000
NOOOO

>>52540191
I'm going to need to dig deep Dikshit and work with Anal through your lunch. In the end you will be rewarded along with Sukdeep

I've been fucking different bitches on occasion

They don't even know they part of my rotation

Couple baddies with some fatties, I think she blasian

Can't forget about my desis & malaysians

You get the memo cuz my dick is the persuasion

Wine and dine + 69, that's the equation

GME got me funded, now I'm off to vacation

>>52540250
Excellent! Now share your rap about how much customer service at Wendy's means to you

Bros, I'm gonna knock up so many women all over India. I will spread my seed so far and wide that future anthropologists will wonder what happened. I just gotta do it.

>>52540250

My favorite part? The more fud in these threads, the harder you baggies hold onto your bags.
I am helping int the decision to hold onto your bags. Hilarious. You're ruining your lives because other anons think it's funny to shit your threads up.

>>52540292
We live in a society

>>52540278
If you're white you can start doing that tomorrow. Don't gotta wait for some mythical 2nd squeeze, you're already rich as fuck compared to most Pajeets.

>>52540037
the interviewer was also reading off prompts

My favorite part was the part where he said there's no such thing as risk free compensation and you shouldn't sit around on your ass expecting to get rich for nothing. Almost like he was talking directly to this thread.

>>52540270
Customer service at Wendys means a lot to me

Because I'm buying the burger that pays your salary

I know you need every meal, every calorie

To stay energized for your shift, like a battery

But be careful shill, don't be mad at me

I'm just an artist from the music gallery

Cringed. Keep investing into GME and keep holding my pathetic baggies

>wake up
>missed an entire thread
It’s tomorrow isn’t it?

>>52539807
nothing

>>52540432
it's tomorrow. nice pic.

>>52540339
I think he was talking about the hedgies who were conjuring up a $65BN portfolio out of nothing by opening systemic short positions. It's almost like he is calling these people out for being leeches and he is more than happy to blow out their $5BN in equity when he forces them to close their short position on GME.
Time to pay up, hedgies.

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

52540339
>placing a sizeable portion of my net worth into rain coats jpg brick & mortar rollercoaster is somehow risk free compensation
Not learning the lesson you’re teaching fren. I’ll probably buy some shares about it.

>>52540432
Ryan said he doesn't know when MOASS will be in the video

>>52540432
>>52540464
It's not tomorrow. Papa RC just had to publish children's books about delayed gratification and gave an interview that sounded middling about GameStop's future. We know the turnaround is not going well and weighing heavily on RC's mind. We know crypto and NFTs are dead. GameStop focusing on short term profitability and stores to survive and may still end up going the way of SEARS

Hedgies,
Have you decided on whether you want to go to jail or kill yourselves? I think sitting in a jail cell would be worse than just jumping off of a building. Taking a shotgun blast to the face is quick but it's kind of messy, ya know? Will you leave video tapes for your children you will never get to see grow old? Whatcha thinkin about right now? If I had to off myself for some reason, my choice is the ol' Spicy Ball.

It's gonna happen tomorrow, but I would prefer Tuesday November 22 in the year of our lord 2022. Otherwise indicated as 11/22/22

>>52540513
5+ more years to go!

>>52540432
That is a nice pic tho

>>52540487

>>52540517
Kek who made that image you posted

>tfw MOASS

>>52539469
>We're already seeing "We're gonna MOASS with or without RC" posts on reddit
Literally where? Post a screenshot you lying faggot.

>>52540548
No idea, saw it posted elsewhere.
I was thinking of making an edit of Ken Griffin getting mad at retail for giving him the ol ' Shorty-worty or something. With him sticking a screwdriving into some GME shares or something.

I don't know what to make of the interview. It kinda feels like a nothing burger to me, just Cohen covering his ass legally.

>>52538776
I'm starting to feel bad that I only DRSed 50%. Hm. I wonder if it was the right decision.
>Diamond
My man.

>>52539469
I was going to wagmi before I even knew who rc was. still wagmi.. tomorrow.

>>52540582
That's gay
It's a funny image by itself
Not everything has to be muh ken griffin
Your edit it you ruin it

>>52540484
2 more weeks!

>>52540624
I think my edit will surpass this one's greatness.

>>52539731
>nov 19
night time. the rocket is preparing to launch
day time. the rocket has been launched.

wagmi in t minus

>>52540487
stop posting this shit pasta

That interview was a slap in the face, would it kill him to instill a bit of hope into the investors??
There's no way gme is green tomorrow bros

>>52540643
Correct

>>52539731
>nov 19
night time. the rocket is preparing to launch
>nov 20
day time. the rocket has been launched.

wagmi in t minus

What's it going to take to get you baggies to give up
No, a second squeeze isn't happening.
No, Ryan doesn't believe in the squeeze.
Every theory you've had has been proven wrong.
Why do you continue holding?

That interview was a slap in the face, would it kill him to instill a bit of hope into the short sellers??

>>52540677
spite

>>52540703
Sure, he said Gamestop may very well become the next Sears. That's a lot of hope.

>>52540595

That’s exactly what he’s doing and that is also exactly why it is not a nothingburger. He wouldn’t need to cover if nothing was going to happen.

>>52540677
>Why do you continue holding?
I think it's a good investment and I will never ever sell. GME is the next amazon and I think they company will grow and then blow out the shorts and I will make 6 TRILLION DOLLARS per share.
It's not my problem if the shorts can't afford it, that's my price tag.

>>52540677
Because of posts like this I will hold forever. Thank you!

>>52540654
DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

>>52540703
>>52540732
Since you got that far in the video surely you heard how positive his outlook on the future of the company was prior to that? Or were you just handed talking points?

>>52538833
You literally copy-paste this every night. Get a new script PAJEET

>>52540677
i just don't like you

Who the hell is this Ryan Cohen anyways? You've heard of him before? The Gamestop in my town is run by Jeff. He's been there for years

>>52540703
don't copy and paste my shit nigger

>>52540808
don't copy and paste my shit nigger

>>52540677
>What's it going to take to get you baggies to give up
Literally nothing. I have nothing else going on in my life and this play has too much upside desu

>>52540774
DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

>>52539395
Facts.

>>52540824
DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

don't copy and paste my shit nigger

>>52540725
Based

>>52540848
>don't copy and paste my shit nigger

don't copy and paste my shit nigger

Bro I just don't see DRS working until we have full DTS. Just doesn't add up

>>52540754

>>52540879
only black people can call me bro post hand

>>52540081
15,990 now.

To be fair, only a nigger would copy and paste shit

Guys, who is Ryan Cohen?

>>52540895
alright i lied i'm not allowed to talk to black people or children

Kek crypto baggies. Bitcoin will be at 12k by Wednesday.

>>52540924
MODS

>>52540889
absolutely based.
https://youtu.be/uN2Dw8AOdMk?t=1109

wagmi

>>52540889
I kek'd hard at this. I fucking love this guy.

>>52541071
This feels like his victory lap. Him saying that he’s been to busy to do an interview is extremely telling. It implies the work is done.

>>52540889
Looks like facial drooping. Combined with slurred speech, not a good sign...

>>52541102
I actually agree and I'm balls deep in GME. I don' think this is a wink at all, but he forgot to lick his eye ball and it got stuck for a bit.

>>52541023
What's wrong w/ that image?It's safe for work and much cleaner than the furry porn that gets posted here?

>>52541138
his inner lizard is starting to show.

>>52541094
work is done, all that's left is to play

>>52539912
>The new tactic is now to pretend to be growing tired of holding GME
especially hilarious when i'm in a better position than ever before. getting big&/fit/, making more than twice as much money as this time last year, living with my lovely fiance ... if anything, holding gme caused me to live like i was already a millionaire, and that inspired me to do everything i've always wanted to do.
also moass is an inevitability and hedgies tongue my anus.

>>52541094
>It implies the work is done.
That's how I interpreted it as well.

>>52540656
if you need some external source to spoonfeed you hope you are 100% ngmi

>>52540346
Wendy's makes a good chili.

>>52541390
Their chili with fries is really good

>>52541401
Not a big fan of their fries. Though, I'm not a big fan of fast food fries in general. But I'll take your word for it.

>>52540278
Sir, you will not be doing that that please sir.

>>52540889
Shit looks like a deepfake and I get uncanny valley feels watching this. I can’t be the only one?

>>52541480
No i personally think the whole video is a conglomerate of real and deepfake footage and if done well it's hard to know where it starts or stops, good opsex

>Increasing copypasta
>Decreasing post volume
Even the fucking general is flatlining.

>>52541480
You'd think he'd be able to afford a better camera and setup. What are they trying to hide?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z0mdvx/gmedd_has_a_really_interesting_final_paragraph_on/
>It is with great honor to conclude GMEdd.com's investigations into GameStop by conducting Ryan Cohen's first extended interview.
ESL aside, wtf? The entire thing had a victory lap/plausible deniability feeling to it, but this is icing on the cake.
WAGBG

>>52541619
>It is with great honor to conclude GMEdd.com's investigations
into GameStop by conducting Ryan Cohen's first extended
interview.
it's literally tomorrow

>In general, it’s rare to see a company go from aggressively repurchasing shares to losing a lot a of money, and so, when I saw that, and I saw the results, my views changed of the business, and ultimately, I sold.
OH NO NO NO KEITH SISTERS, WE GOT TOO COCKY. HURRY, TELL EVERYONE TO BUY NETFLIX AND CITI BANK

>>52541545
There's a couple of theories that make sense as to why this interview was made by a man that has not had a public appearance in two years.
He probably had lawyers that took two weeks to make sure the interview was kosher, giving Ryan good explanations for his tweets. Which are what he says and cannot be construed or elude towards market manipulation. He answered everything but did not give anything away, he was non combative throughout the interview.

We know the interview had to have been prepped and there's a absured amount of time spent covering his more famous tweets. You may think this is schizophrenic levels of thinking but you have to realize there's going to be a possibility of certain people losing billions, and they will not go down without a fight and will come looking for anything they can to attack him.

this is all i have but it's all i need jesus is king

>>52540000
Criminally unchecked.

I got a medium pizza when I ordered a small, it's officially tomorrow bros.

just got off the phone with the big guy
it’s tomorrow, keep this under your hats, gents

Is anyone else seeing this?

Oooooooooooo

>>52542084
See what?

Oooooooo

>>52541619
>victory lap
It's admitting defeat. It's over, retard.

>>52539731
Was that in the book, or just on the website?

>>52542355
Back 2 hours later and still seething, attention hungry bitch

So the interview was a FUCKING FLOP

FUCK RYAN COHEN STUPID FUCKING KIKE.

I LOST 16,000+ DOLLARS HOLDING THIS STUUPID GOD DAMN STOCK AND ALL THESE FAGGOTS KEPT EGGING ME ON TO BUY MORE!

Thank fuck I did not DRS these stupid fucking shares or i wouldnt be able to get my money for months. Stupid fuckin scam artist jew once again steals my fucking wages god damn it. Im selling what little I have as soon as the market opens and investing in more sealed n64 merchandise. that shit has got me more returns than dumping loans and credit cards into this dead fuck company stock.

go suck start a 12 gage you cock suckers. costing me so much money and me hyping up this bullshit to family members. my face turns red and my stomach drops any time i hear my family or ANYONE mention 'stocks' around me. i feel like a fucking moron for falling for such an obvious scam. stupid little fucking bitches i wish i could kill you all

>>52542456
byeee~~

>>52540889
Also he went on to say it meant that he hates sjorts.
>>52541102
I get uncanny valley everytime I see him. I watched the entire interview and just felt weird. Its like he's a green screen or some shit. His head looks way to big for his body

>52542456
be like our cognitively impaired leadership in the us house and senate, double down nigger faggot.

>52542456

>>52542545
holy digits

I've been out of the thread all day, what the hell is happening?

>>52542598
rine cone confirmed wagmi

>>52542598
?

>>52542598
WAGMI

>>52542598
Wagmi and the shills and glowniggers are throwing tantrums.

>>52542598
At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>>52542456
Look at what you've done, fucking faggot baggies. Ruining lives based on a lie

>>52538849
wagbg

>>52542598
we are going to WAGMI

>52542650
When it’s all said and done I hope you and Ken kill yourselves. Then I can I actually be happy.

tomorrow is going to be the endgame

screencap this

>>52542717
It is very odd timing to have this interview drop on Sunday as well as being released much later than when it was recorded.

>>52542598
rain pikkon confirmed he doesn't play video games anymore

>>52542598
No one really knows, but it gets the people goin.

I love him so much.

Ill come for ryan's antics

Friendly reminder that Ryan Cohen‘s aunt, Miss Sarah Hicks of Miami, spilled the beans to Wall Street Journal. She fed them details of their conversation with Carl Icahn. She is not to be trusted.

Intern at the Atlantic here. Article dropping in the morning begging for amnesty for GameStop short sellers and paid shills. You all need to realize they were just trying to steal to provide yachts for their children, and that you need to forgive them. They have Ivy League degrees. They are obviously better than you. So let’s just forgive them all ok?

First for nothing will happen. If it does, screen cap me.

>>52542906
big if true

>>52542861
Is she single?

>>52542906
>begging for amnesty
Begging for Amnes-DEEZ NUTS!

>>52542948
Sources close to the matter confirm that she is. I personally am sick of Cohen’s Aunt Hicks.

>>52542456
This man is based. He is not shilling. He is expressing his genuine frustration at losing significant amounts of money. It's not a loss until he sells you might say. Baggies, he lost 16k and it ain't coming back soon. Maybe in a few years you can reach 180 again. Remember how fun those constant battles were? I miss seeing those posts on Superstonk. Gods how long ago that feels now

>>52540889
damn

>>52542976
>>52542861

>>52542968
>pic
heh

given how relaxed cohen seemed and how he is now willing to give an interview after being busy with work until now, I have a feeling the company finally crossed into the black as of this interview (which didn't mention the books so it must have taken place before then). This next earnings is going to be green.

>>52542906
i might forgive them because i have a heart but i will never sell because i have a brain

>>52542988
My cost basis is over 200+ and all the posts hyping the stock at the time have been deleted on superfuckinglyingsacksofshitstonk. I actually thought this stock wasn't going to go back down. That split literally destroyed any cope I had left and only reason I held till this very moment was because I believed in the math. But after that interview today, ALL my faith is gone. How can you not be a almost 2 years investor or more and not lose all respect for ryan. He pretty much used that book release and that interview to shake everyone loose so he has no responsibility when the stock eventually does get shorted down when the recession happens. Even ken griffin in his interview made it clear he didnt support ftx. shit, he even is a hard core republican, those people love to make money i honestly cant see him not coming out ontop. reddit is a complete liberal echo chamber and i guess i lost my roots with my republican business side. i spent 36k at peak with loans and credit cards through stock pile at $222 basis and now its all the way down where i am gonna sell it all. i feel sick thinking and typing this. its gross how i feel thinking about how delusional i was for almost a year fantasizing about future riches, wtf is wrong with me. i fucking am staying away from reddit forever after this. the only time i went to reddit was for the SS fiasco and i got screwed royally.

fuck ryan, fuck reddit, and fuck gme holders. i have no idea how to short a stock but tomorrow morning i am going to learn and start from there.

>>52543070
nigger

>>52543070

>>52543070
lol imagine selling all your shares after 2 years and going short right before moass

>>52543070
>darkie blogpost from street shitter
>i am going to le short the stock
okay short it faggot and then post your loss porn on here for us all to jerk off to

>>52543121
mike patton is the pinnacle of masculinity

>>52543070

ill buy your shares for 20 dollars, if you actually had them

Tether is about to decouple, Gray Scale will have no value, 401k's going to zero. The Only Way Forward is G.M.E.

ACCUMULATE WHILE YOU CAN.

>>52543030
But I thought they went black when RC changed his twitter pic

>>52543070
Kek wardies

>>52543125
This is the only thing stopping me selling. I no longer believe but I'd kms if I sold and missed MOASS

>>52543070
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a faggot you are HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if you’re not a shill, who are really retarded I really feel sorry for you and your idiotic rambling

WAGMI GME investors

Blessings, health and wealth awaits

This is just the Fidelity account. I got so delusional i opened up multiple brokers because these scam artist had me on FOMO mode. Now it's all jumbled up. I am also being sued by multiple CC companies because i stopped paying them so I didn't have to sell the shares. I have 4 other brokers with shares. My CU account is frozen too

>>52543070
>Always does that one thing
Glow light, Glow bright
I wish upon your Glow tonight

>>52543146
>G.M.E.
Glowies' Minecraft Egress

>>52543070
I hope you lose everything. You sound completely retarded.
I am super comfi womfi after that interview.

>no mention of drs
>no mention of splividend fuckery
kinda weak sauce interview desu

>>52543227
Why would it be jumbled up? Record the broker, date, price, and number of shares bought. Use a spreadsheet. Download statements.

>>52543070
Show bobs

>>52543290
We're exiting the recession and entering the depression you idiot hedgie lapdog fuck.

I hope you blow your brains out along with your overlords.

>>52543070
bro you have to keep holding bro, just a little longer bro he did a skype interview

>>52543070
please bro the moass is soon, just a little longer

>52543389
I have 650 gme shares. I'm just comfi womfi you pajeet faggot shit streeter cow shit eater piss bather

>>52543367
sussy senpai desu

>>52540346
>>52543455
No he made a bank. They made a bank. Crazy, what are they going to do with a new bank? This is way bigger than we know. DRS your shares, this is going to be insane.

kek why would he give explanations for his tweets and past actions though? Isnt that a bit strange?

It really is this week fellas. I have 2K packed for the ride.. will never be enough, but I put my blood sweat and tears into this stack

I hope we get another split, 5:1 so I can hit XXXXX club

I give you my thanks Ryan. I hit a low this morning, until I saw the interview.

Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>52543712
He doesn’t want to give any opportunity to shorts to sue him about that “meaningless” tweets, and that’s is precisely what he is doing, you can say whatever about Benchod antics but certainly he is a smart moderchod.

I feel like this is all connected to the cicada 3301 recruitment from 2012.

>>52542906
>They have Ivy League degrees.
idk if any of you have met someone with an ivy league degree, but every single one i've met is fucking retarded and cares about the most inane, vapid shit imaginable.

>>52543070
nice blog faggot

If it doesn't happen by March of next year. It's over. No more hopium no more copium. I'm going to spread my wings and jump into oncoming traffic, a subway train ideally.

>>52543831
sounds comfy

>>52543794
Yeah but can't kennies just point to SS for their future claims?

There's no way tweets such as Sex for Dummies and the Computer chair aren't related to DRS.
Also
>Every detail matters
>Denies tweeting at specific times
We did the math and several 7:41 tweets was a statistical anamoly. Of course it could be RC fucking with us

>>52543840
no because we’re just retards on the internet. that isn’t evidence,
source: the SEC

>>52543840
Maybe but also RC never mentions SS in the interview, imagine the face of the judge seeing some retard shoving a banana in his ass as proof for market manipulation.

>>52543856
>7: July
>41: 4:1 split

>>52543807
delete this

>>52543856
I think he is doing both, also fucking with hedge funds that’s for sure.

Uuhh…anyone else seeing this?

>>52543901
Seeing wha-wha-what?

There's no way tweets such as Sex for Dummies and the Computer chair aren't related to DRS.
Also
>Every detail matters
>Denies tweeting at specific times
We did the math and several 7:41 tweets was a statistical anamoly. Of course it could be RC fucking with us

>>52543921

What a beautiful day it is

>>52543070
NGMI dumb nigger

>>52543856
He has to claim that they have no deep meaning for the plausible deniability

The nightly plebbit thread that tracks the German market from 2am to 4am isn't up. Probably technical difficulties like the 2 billion dollar Powerball.
It's fucking today, WAGMI

>>52544046


It’s literally today

Moonday. the rise starts. yes FTX had something to do with this. Yes they are fucked, Yes Grayscale is fucked. WAGMI.

i'll kill myself if this doesn't happen by or before Christmas, i deserve my free teenage pussy and i'm not doing shit for society until i get my clean wet hole to cum in and beat for undercooking dinner

kek dumbfuck baggies

it better be free virgin pussy with bush, too
no browns allowed

Rainer Cohen now longer chair man according to his Twitter. What now?

>>52544564
only one thing left to try

>>52544564
Is he longer or is his chair longer now?

>>52544190
And now the thread asking where the kraut thread has gone, is gone. What a lovely bit of paranoia on a Moonday morning.
WAGMI

>>52544599
You know I meant no don’t play dumb.

>>52544599
His finglonger

>>52544671
Don't worry, it was just a glitch with their automated mod. This sort of thing definitely won't happen the first time we gain 400% in 5 minutes.

>>52538776
Sinnoh's one of the best regions. Idk if any of you anons played Platinum but there's a really really amazing romhack called Renegade Platinum. It has lots of quality of life changes and makes a lot of Pokemon more viable. It's really worth your time and is only a challenge/content hack so the story is about the same.
Sinjoh temple/ruins were awesome, everything about gen 4 was amazing. HG/SS Bellchime trail; I know you've got that one up your sleeve, dear baker-sama ;)

WAGMI gang
Fucking WAGMI

how much should I buy today
limit buy at what price

got 55K euro to spent

>>52544681
In that case, can I introduce you to a term called "sneed"?

>>52544734
Kek

>>52544827
Full short, 10x leverage. Multi-Millionaire by Friday.

>>52544784
My personal favorite is Johto, but Sinnoh would win the silver comfy medal. The snowy aesthetic is very nice.

>>52540292
>You're ruining your lives because
How am I ruining my life by investing some of my money in stocks, anon ?

>>52544878
Being able to go back to the other place after beating the pokemon league, and battling red was so awesome

>>52544784
Personally for me? It's Grand Colosseum, and Gale of Darkness XG

kek baggies

dropping another thousand into DRS

>>52544908
Because you’re obsessed and you are about to lose it all. It’s like you joining Scientology, Kev.

/r/Superstonk/comments/z0klc9/my_tits_cant_take_much_more/

ok look at this and tell me he isn't still 100% in

mind killed kennies btfo

>>52545023
link's dead Jim

>>52545137
oy vey

>>52545137
It's not the full URL. It's also just this GIF: >>52540889

GME is a 3$ stock

I hope some of you rope

Vitalik says its happening bros
https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1594506712081465344

>>52545188

I know. thats when I bought all my shares!

>>52544497
heh

>>52545212
>grapevine
bros?
>GameStop Corp. (GME) is an American video game retailer and entertainment software. Its headquarter is located in Grapevine, Texas.

>>52545288

Ch-checked. Is... is it today?

>>52545023
goddamn look at that vid in real-time speed and you will notice that there was a glitch in his eyelid, HE DID NOT WINK YOU STUPID FUCKS that's what I am saying

>>52542456
limit sell on Computershare was instant and money was in my account faster than my broker or my bank.
>sneed

Ho Lee Fuk, my tits are so jacked. I just saw Ryan Cohen’s interview and he WINKED at us when he was explaining the shorts tweet. I just got a GMErection, I think imma buy, hold and DRS more today when the market opens. Hedgies r fuk, DRS yo shit because the rocket to the moon is fuelling and ready to go.

>>52543386
what sacred wizard magic is this

>>52545526
It's a wink you lying jew.

The war of the tribes.

My money is on RC winning this.

>>52545549

You may laugh now, but we will all miss this shit when its over. Keep the irony and sarcasm, this has been a good two years. You know it, and you will miss it.

>>52543070
Whether you're a tranny or legitimate (most likely a troon) you weren't meant to WAGMI if you sold. I'm sorry for you

>>52540513
>We
Fuck off pajeet, just stop, were not fucking selling lmao

according to stock exchange rules if liquidity dries up in GME, they will have to delist it as per the rules.
the shorts won't have to cover their naked or normal shorts in this case.
there is speculation that Ken Griffin's team are the ones who started promoting DRS as a way out.

52545637

Good take! Furthermore, initiated sources confirm that GME decided to report quarterly DRS progress as a way of furthering de-percolating the liquidity, to help their good friend Ken Griffin.

>>52545637
>>52545662
wow thanks sanjay, and rimjobbi! I will definitely make sure to sell all my shares!

>>52545637
Not trying to fud, but is this actually true?
Isn't most of GME's volume routed off the exchange?

>>52544878
There's nothing quite like the feeling of leaving New Bark Town with your first Pokemon by your side. That game was such a journey, I enjoyed every second of it and every single playthrough. Pokemon is an amazing analogy for real life; consciousness, memory, evolution.

>>52544926
Nice taste anon! I never played those games as I didnt have a GameCube but I remember seeing shadow Lucia for the first time in the advertisement and it blew my mind LOL :)

>>52545212
Ooooooo!

>>52545637
You're either that jew wop from Twitter or one of the downies that follows him and all I have to say on the matter is that its been deboonked already. That guinea Shmeckle and shekel collector is pulling garbage out of his ass. You want us to lose our money so you can Keke at us baggies. So im gonna continue buying and DRSing. That way if ur right about DRS you get to Keke even more ;)

52545697

Állright i dont want to fud but im gonna have to be honest. If liquidity percolates too much, it will be delisted and all GME shares will self-destruct. No fud but yes thats the sad truth.

>>52545697
If the number of shares available on the open market hits zero, then the price skyrockets because there are still shares out on loan that need to be aquired.

>52545707
Yeah because moving to a new exchange is impossible.
Fuckoff jew.

>>52545697
no it's literally a copy pasta from twitter. maybe investing isn't your thing if you can't tell genuine information from disingenuous

baker! it's time to make that sweet fresh bread, baby!

>>52540889
I never expected that a man winking to me would make me happy

>>52545701
thanks anon. pokemon stadium is also an honorable mention.

>>52545769
nuh ye *silently shits self*

>>52545707
>i dont want to fud
You know full well you want to fud, that's why you're here
It won't reach 0 liquidity before MOASS anyway

>>52545712
I'm just curious about the mechanics of it all is all.
And yes, this is my first, and possibly only investment.
The only reason I'm here is because my intuition told me that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity.

>>52545786

You ppl funny. Im trying to joke, relax.

Some ques:

1. Denying (you) to shills so that they cant afford dessert for saturdays dinner.
2. Unironical use of "percolating liquidity"
3. Suggesting shares self-terminate.

GME crowd used to be about posting deer-pr0n and having fun. For next thread, which will be last thread before moass comes, as an announcement of NFT divvie will hit this PM, for the next thread i want more trolls.

>>52545798
>>52545798
>>52545798
Threaded.

>>52545212
>>52545701
Learn to read