/biz/ - Business & Finance

When's the market going to fucking do something?

>>52535127
The best bonds are long term bonds. Extended long term if you have the balls. If you are in your 20s or 30s it's fucking amazing especially with the recent crash.

>>52535223
I know what you mean but the problem with tips is that they are based on "inflation" and not actual inflation numbers.

>>52535606
Tomorrow

>>52535608
>not actual inflation numbers
well it's CPI and regular bonds aren't going to beat CPI, so that's an easy choice between the two if you ask me

>>52535606
when you bet on a direction

A BOND JUST TIPSED OVER MY HOUSE!

>>52535630
Yeah but it's just going to crab again

I want to invest in bond(age)

>>52535646
TIPS aren't better with CPI, they are for when the fed misgauges inflation and drops the ball

>>52535648
Well fuck it's my fault then I guess because I bet on both directions...

>>52535608
I'm in early 20s and want to buy a house within the next few years as I anticipate prices to go down when people are forced to refinance in 2025/2026 (Canada). I guess I could buy long dated bonds and simply sell them if/when I wanted the cash for the down payment. Undecided if I should buy higher yielding 2yrs or lower yielding 10yrs.

What to make of increasing GDP expectations and consumer sales?
Good chance that staples actually beat for Q4.

Obviously suggests that the fed will have to remain harsh, but that might just mean doing what they said they would do.
IDK, potential fuel for a higher low and an extended rally into next year, where lending flows suggest recession more like Q2 2023 or later.

I don't like the sick market anymore
I want 2020/2021 market back

>>52535677
If your time frame is <5 years then you want ibonds or CDs

>>52535686
listen, I just need my oil companies to go up another 12-15%, then you guys can do whatever you want with the market.

>>52535570
I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK UNTIL ITS DRAINED, NOW BOY!!

AND YOU TOO!

>>52535678
Why is bacon in bongland so weird?

>>52535686
I am with you. Why am I not a good looking ethot? Why am I not one of those crypto scammers?
fuck working and hoping for some faggy 27% increase in one mid sized position after research, volatility, time while other positions just slide slowly down?

wow, a real life chad. here. on 4chan.
to what do we owe the pleasure?

>>52535754
why did I put ? in the end?
I want that lottery win boo hooo

>Watching never ending story 2
>made in 1991
>swim coach calls the kid a pussy for not jumping off the high jump
>dad is disgusted that his kid didn't make the swim team because he's a pussy
We've really lost our way these days, sometime I forget how much better things were in the 90's

any stock pics for a newbie? I’ma put in like 500 dollarinos

>>52535829
This will get you started
Stay ABOVE the clouds

>>52535829
SOXL or SOXS, the choice you make will determine if you are a permabull or permabear for the rest of your career

>Bonds are better than TI-
TIPS issued a year ago (2021-10-15) already accrued 8.533% from CPI lmao

>>52535829
You wanna a quick gamble or something safer and long-term?

>>52535859
I can probably explain up to Ultima before it becomes nonsense to me

>>52535859
I used to think this was funny but 2 years later it's actually pretty accurate

>>52535829
VTI, VOO or BRK.B. Don't do individual stock picking, instead buy the market or let Warren Buffet work for you. If you're brand new this will let you test your emotional capacity to watching your money go up and down for reasons you don't understand and you will learn your tolerances. Later in your investing journey dabble around in /smg/ picks or your own picks and see how you do, but do this with very little capital to start out.

>>52535829
ETFs that own the entire market
VTI and VXUS

2008-2021 was 13 years of some of the easiest money in human history. That much misallocation of capital has created what are likely mid and late career PMs and AMs that literally have hever really had to look at a 10-K before.
Truly amazing work there, Mr. Bernanke.

>>52535903
I'm at GIMEL now.. 3x leveraged bull/bear etfs and predicting the dip

>>52535918
>BRK.B
Yep in times like this BRK.B is the better choice. Less bubbly, more stable.

>pre-futures
Also, fuck niggers and fuck jannies.

>>52535935
I like the part that comes next

>>52535829
Your very first trade should always be an OTM 0DTE SPY call (or put)

>>52535981
Short every rally for the next year and buy houses from boomers for 50% off and then let them die covered in piss in nursing homes?

>>52535981
Their pain is our gain

>>52535750
Back bacon Vs streaky bacon (belly)

>Unity Software

It’s just that easy

>>52535880
I’m open to gambling a bit since it’s a smaller amount. But I’m not trying to swing trade or anything like that I’d like to hold for at least a year

>>52536108
We just call that ham over in these parts

What does this mean for my bags?

>>52535918
thank you anon. I am excited to get started

In the end, was that tripfag that ugly ftx girl?

>>52536133
Usually anything PLTR does is so that Karp can pop a squat and unlock liquidity on dipshit PLTR "investors"

>>52536132
That's just what I explained to my gf.

>>52536127
Maybe BLUE to hold or HOOD or RBLX to swing

>>52535859
>metaphysical lean hog
what's that

>bought a new ring for $2k because my old one died

need a degen play

>john rocker shops for his clothes at walmart

>>52536133
>extraordinary shareholders!!
>okay reddit we have a special offering for $100million
>please buy our bags I like lord of the rings and tech is going TO THA MOON

Still not a single palantir investor that can explain what that company even fucking does without it sounding like some complicated shitcoin scam

>>52536137
You're welcome fren. You should already pat yourself on the back for starting now as opposed to when all the hype was going on.

>>52536201
they're a disruptive innovator, chud

>>52536108
Back bacon is pretty good, bacon baps might be the best thing the British have ever created

>>52536201
I don't invest in glownigger companies anyway

>>52536150
Him and Adam Aron (AMC guy) have their shareholders hypnotized thanks to GME, they can do whatever they want.

I need the best apu you have right now

>pre-futures

>>52536270
vroom

It's a classic Apu

>>52535954
what’s the difference between brk class a and class B?

>>52535570
Is it monday yet?

>>52536277
I like the the look of that anon

>>52536205
since stocks are so much lower than they were in the past couple years it really seems like the time to buy

>>52536277
So... right-nows!

>>52536288
A few hundred thousand. Class a never splits.

>>52536318
Buy reddit buy buy buy. Hekkin cheapies. To thaaa moon. All time highs soon for sure.

>>52536190
You're goddamn right I do. All our clothes are made in the same sweatshop, why would I pay more for the same trash

>>52536288
You can't afford BRK.A lmao that's the difference

>>52536368
Based. Only niggers and faggots care about luxury clothing. Most rich people dress like they are poor and most billionaires dress like they are homeless

>>52536383
You can buy fractional shares now, the buffett elitism is over fren

>>52536270
Speaking of which this happens to be my favorite pepe right now

>>52536428
That's Apu

>>52536421
All of the most Jewish corrupt evil insider trading scam shitcos always keep their share price reallllyyyy high so it's damn near impossible for normies to buy puts on them. It's a common scam

So line go up or down tomorrow?

>>52536439
That's what I meant. Sorry it's sunday and i'm lit romney right now

>>52536391
Don't you want the newest brand name skinny tight faggot jeans, anon? Even illegal Mexican roofers wear tight ass jeans to fit in that they can barely even climb a ladder safely

>>52536439
green frog = green frog

>>52536493
Some posters just... don't get it I guess

>>52536493

>>52536493
tourist = tourist

>>52536441
seems like it should be regulated. not that shorting brk would help a lot. i wonder if they even have designated market makers for that ticker

>>52536383
yea just looked at the chart kek

>>52536569
Warren buffets trades this year have been price gouging oil during a recession and insider trading a blizzard/Microsoft merger. Other than that he literally just owns goyslop and credit card companies. The guy is a massive faggot and should be lynched and instead he is made into some type of loveable good guy. His best buddy shills chink sweatshop shit and should be lynched too. I hate the fake image they have paid for to seem like they are so intelligent or down to earth in any way

>>52536368
walmart is fine for fat people like you who just want a generic michigan sweatshirt, but for people who actually have good physiques - you will not find clothes that fit you properly at walmart. walmart clothes are designed to fit your average american, of which 70% overweight and 30% are obese

>>52536625
>a lanklet trying to lecture me about clothes
Listen lanklet, i'm not going to care how your clothes fit when I come to take your bussy, because they're coming off anyway

I get all my clothes from two places; WMT or Amazon. Screw paying more. I don't have to dress fancy at my job but I don't go looking like some slob either. Anyway once december is over with I'm done stock trading/bagging. This (brokerage) is my fun/play account for all intents. I like owning/taking an interest in the companies behind some of my other interests (I'm a film/classic tv show nut for ex so yeah). My phone service is via VZ. I like Coke and Dr Pepper, I'll eat the KHC products till I die. You get the point. It's not about the money, although after almost 30 years the amount generated will be pretty sweet. I'm gonna let what's there just roll on and kick back to deal with life and let my other accounts grow fat to (pension, 401k, emergency fund bank account, regular ho hum accounts)

>>52536617
It is going to be crazy when Buffett eventually passes. There are so many companies tucked in BRK.B that will be spun out for a massive profit for shareholders.

>>52536653
i'm 6' 192lbs, i'm not a lanklet and i actually lift weights, unlike you. coming after me - you would only beheem yourself

>>52536711
I've got almost 40 lbs on you, you better hope you can wear me out because that's the only chance you have

I let my mom and my wife dress me. Buying clothes bores me and I don’t really care about what I wear as long as it’s comfortable, durable and not bruins sweat pants with a slip knot t-shirt.

>>52536690
After the cult of personality dies I think his legacy will leave a lot of bagholders. Buffet bought KO in 1988. It's a 27 p/e company now that has saturated the world market.. why the fuck would you buy it in 2022. It could tank 50% and be overpriced still

>>52536690
Why would they be spun? Just cause he dies don't mean "hey let's split the company up" will be on the menu.

>>52536742
I stopped even bothering to pay attention after I got into commercial cleaning. I can wear sweat pants and a hoodie to work everyday. It's comfy af. Dress codes are for cubical cucks

>>52536729
Special webm just for (You)

>>52536751
And his legacy is literally credit card debt, goy slop and diabeetus sugar drinks.. Warren buffet is the giga boomer final boss. A total faggot.

>>52536711
>>52536729
get a room

>>52536729
>I've got almost 40 lbs on you
yeah 40lbs of beer gut fat. how's that gona help you in a fight? you're gona be winded after 20 seconds. not to to mention you're likely slow and not flexible

>>52536796
based and rockerpilled. keep on rocking in the free world

When is rocker buying a real sex doll
The mannequin is kinda

>>52536751
KO is like 9% of BRK right now. I don’t think that’s bad considering it’s a massive global food and drink brand

>>52536751
>why the fuck would you buy it in 2022
it's up +3% in 2022, that's good alpha

>>52536861
Stock market investing is about growth. Coke is a matured shitty divvy stock that zoomers buy at 30 p/e because buffet shills it. Bagholders will be made

>>52536898
>matured shitty divvy stock
>outperforms the market
lmao get fucked

>>52536898
are you saying KO is gonna dump? Most normies consume goyslop everyday. And apparently they’ve got the third world hooked on fructose corn syrup

>>52536796
Got a good laugh out of this
>>52536839
You also forget I have a combination of old man and retard strength. You underestimate me.

Was going to post a picture of my evening snacks but I don't give out free market research to big data companies in profiling a target audience so here's a list of food categories that are being consumed by said person tonight:
7x carbohydrate items Type1
1x vegetable item Type1
4x vegetable items Type2
3x Dairy products Type1
Seasoning (light)
Alchoholic drink (Alc. 40%)
>This is not an act of admission. All food items alluded to in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons consuming said food items, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

>>52536751
You could honestly say the same about BRK’s holding in Apple at this point.
>>52536760
There are quite a few wholly owned subsidiaries that they can sell for a premium or unlock value for if they spun it out. I’m talking about things like Dairy Queen (IPO), Flight Safety International (Sell to Boeing), or BNSF (IPO or sell) that probably won’t fit with the vision of a Buffett successor.

>>52536929

>>52536918
>>52536925

You niggers don't understand.. buffet is gone. Cult of personality is gone. Extended crab hell for the next years. Yes I totally think KO could drop to 15 p/e (-50%)

Why the fuck would I play meme cult tickers though? They are filled to the brim with absolute retards. Enjoy your 2% divvy nigger

Kek, KO isn't going to tank or suffer any or cut their divvy anytime soon. They're expanding into the alcoholic,health drink, and coffee markets. They own a good chunk of Monster energy company, which frankly I expect them to own it totally eventually. See body armor as an example. KO's got a network of bottler's which they own stakes in. You can put beer and coke in a can just as easy as plain coke you know.. (or any other mix)

Should I just hop into TQQQ for the rest of the year?

>>52537014
Why not 5QQQ?

>>52536625
Mexicans clean out all the smaller sizes as well

In other words, we're going to war with China.

>>52537014
Yes/soon

I bought 100 shares Friday but I expect a 400 retest on spy early this week is possible and I'll buy another 100-200

Berkshire has 41% of their portfolio in AAPL, 12% in OIL while fully owning Berkshire Hathaway Energies which is a large part of their business, and he owns banks and boomer divvy stocks. He also just bought a shit ton of TSM, yknow... our beloved semiconductors. Yeah, I'm thinking based. I'll let him manage 20% of my portfolio, he has a good track record, much better than (You).

>>52536665
Where you going on vacation? You should get out of that cubicle sometimes and got to the beach or somewhere nice. We should get to pick where you go since it's all on our dime anyway

>>52537094
SQQQ*

Holy fuck you said TQQQ my bad. Nah nigga you are fucked

>>52537077
Always was.

>>52536763
Cubicle office wagies haven't had to dress up on over a decade and a half for the most part

>>52537048
>not trading in NASDAQ or even OTC
what a shame, guess yuros have all the fun

>>52537103
B-but diversification? What the hell is that autism to hold 40% in one stock. I am shocked at learning this

Energy shorts, you better unpucker your bussy holes. Father Winter is here and he's thirsty.

>>52535608
I'm a bong, I pretty much only have the choice of buying TLT through my brokerage (Trading 212)
Bad idea?

What main tickers do you guys watch and trade?

>>52537180
I closed my DRIP calls Friday and want to buy more after the next oil rally

So I was looking into opening a restaurant, and I'm seeing that the average profit margin for a restaurant is between 5-9%, give or take.

The question is, why would I do this over working a regular job and throwing money into the S&P? wouldn't that more than double my annual profits?

>>52537220
TQQQ
SQQQ
YINN
YANG
BOIL
KOLD
YALL
UUUU

>>52537263
oh fuck i forgot GUSH and DRIP

for context i'm an options t

>>52537180
Damn, good thing I've got a real wood burning fireplace with plenty of hickory logs I chopped last winter from 3 giant hickory trees. I can't wait for it to snow here in the south and get max comfy

>buy stock in good companies in may thinking its a good buy since everything went down so much
>keeps dipping
>sell some when the rally comes because you expect actual big recession next year
>sell some more in the december/january rally
>its February and the market its not going down
If it goes like this I will know I was created as a master of bad timing and misplaced hope

>>52537180
Still waiting for that under 20 entry on nrgd

>PASTS

>>52537251
you can launder money in a restaurant, meet females

>>52537220
banking sector oil and steel

>>52537251
passion for food, no one opens a restaurant to make money. plus rent is sky high so its probably even harder to profit

>>52537282
Yea but options on GUSH and BOIL are always ridiculous, I just do shares. I do options on DRIP, KOLD, and UNG. I found a ticker the other day I wasn't familiar with, SCO. You ever trade it?

>>52537150
Boomer nigga doesn't give a FUCK. He's 300% up on AAPL and HODLing in a bear market and would tell you to your face that (You) would be better off diversifying or simply holding the entire index because (You) are not talented enough (he would say it in a more sugary way as he likes being liked). #MyBoomer

>>52537251
people like to open restaurants because they like food and cooking
it's not a business it's a passion project that you may or may not make money on. (almost all fail)

>>52537334
Whats some tickers fren?

>>52537251
You will not make money
Trying to outcompete chains is foolhardy at best
90 percent of small businesses fail
Imagine all inning options with a 90 percent chance of going to 0

>btc dumping
I sense a gap down in an hour

>>52537355
he would be right cause in 2016 i wanted to short apple for making garbage smart watches, turns out i was an idiot and the apple zombie NPCs pump that company like crazy

luckily i didnt short lol

>>52537231
>>52537282
>>52537296
Don't worry, the last batch of SPR releases will give you all a good (re)entry. December 6th forecast shows arctic passages freezing over. Worst winter since the 60s.

https://www.energy.gov/articles/doe-announces-final-contract-awards-president-bidens-emergency-release-strategic-petroleum

>>52537334
JPM
JXN
stlc.to
PBR

>>52537377
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
music to my ears

>>52537350
havent traded SCO but it looks interesting

>>52537398
see
>>52537373

>>52537377
Crypto does not matter

>>52537379
Buffet seems to have the pulse on fundamentals and general goy trends, which is the crown jewels to making it. Of course I could have him manage far more of my money and I'd likely make more in the longrun, but that's no fun and I want to stroke my ego

>>52537379
I don't even play individual tickers very often anymore but I'll never try to emotionally trade especially on meme tickers. I hate almost all of buffets holdings (apple, goy slop, credit cards, diabeetus). I would never long any of these companies or long Berkshire but I'm also not dumb enough to short any of it. 90% of /smg/ licks buffets crusty old taint between drinking 12 cokes every day and wondering why their toes tingle

Meme lines. What do?

>>52537307
>Presents

>>52537313
>>52537347
>>52537359
>>52537375

I'm seeing a difference between net and gross profit margin, I'm not understanding the difference

But yeah, my question is, there's tons of businesses where it's just not a good idea to start them right? just a way better idea to work some job, throw money into an index fund and watch it grow?

https://www.caminofinancial.com/profit-margin-by-industry/

What do I look at here? net or gross? I want to figure out what's an automatic "no" bc it would be better to invest in an index fund

>>52537473
Apple is kind of like americas version of LVMH
a titan that just wont be stopped

>>52536796
you inspired me to make a webm

>>52537502
you also arent calculating the time you are putting in
an 8% passive rate is probably worth more than a 12% active earned rate of return depending on the level of capital youre using

>>52537487
I bet we fill that 385 gap before Christmas. I'm 100% short and cash to 385. Bart incoming

>>52537487
We're nearing the top of the rally
Pretty shrimple

>>52537528
Right right, so an index fund is a 20% passive rate as opposed to an 8% active rate

Restaurant owners are suckers

Imagine it if Apple pulls off something like the metaverse but it actually looks like something interesting.. You know like you being inside the RPD with a very nude Claire Redfield waiting to be bent over a desk.. (RE 2 Remake level graphics and all)

>>52537502
The money you spend on rent will exceed the money you earn
You will not make a profit
Learn to fucking read ESL

>>52537530
there are still the 420 gaps to be filled

>>52537576
apple is investing in the metaverse

>>52537584
Bruh, I read, there's no way I'm starting a restaurant, I'm just wondering, on this page, what's the difference between net and gross? when I make 20% off the S&P, is that net or gross? I'm trying to compare the S&P profit to other types of businesses

>>52537588
Yeah those will get in the 2023 rally in like q3

>>52537439
Guarantee at least half of the "big" investors in UBER and TSLA also have precarious positions in shitcoin.
>>52537576
>Imagine it if Apple pulls off something like the metaverse but it actually looks like something interesting
LITERALLY
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SECOND LIFE

>>52537530
>>52537588
>Gaps on an ETF that tracks futures
There are no gaps in ES so there is nothing to fill

>>52537600
Gross is all revenues. Net is revenues minus costs. Your net income on the S&P 500 would all gains after losses.

>>52537621
literally any MMO, add lua scripting to do stuff like forums and spreadsheets and boom, there's your metaverse, and I guarantee it'll be able to run on a way weaker PC

I want the metaverse in Vanilla EverQuest personally

>>52537628
Futures close sometimes so there are some gaps
But the whole gap filling thing is just retarded

>>52537631
https://www.caminofinancial.com/profit-margin-by-industry/

So essentially, other than tax services or transportation, investing in the S&P or whatever index fund is a better idea than every single one of them? By a long shot? Am I understanding this correctly?

>>52537628

>>52537628
>>52537658
>>52537676

I'll see you kids at 385.00 friday

>>52537638
Kek I remember seeing the Everquest box art in stores. Only reason I remember is due to the hot busty blonde on the box.. Now everything is so blah. It's sad.

>>52537530
Then try some butterfly spreads on it. Picrel. The bid/ask gets wide and schizo at the bell (where these stopped), it's tighter during normal trading. Might get lucky and make some easy money for Christmas if you prediction is kind of right

I Am Extremely Short

>>52537727
You have no idea how short I am.

>>52537711
I made like $1000 on spy weeklies last week. I'm not gonna do any butterfly faggotry I'm just gonna autistically stare at the 1 second changes until my minds eye tells me the exact peak like usual and then buy puts

>>52537660
pls respond

>>52537658
The only gaps that make sense to me are ones that go clean through a chart, like NVDA did last year. The point of the gap fill is that there are prices that have not been discovered yet, so they fill at a certain point when people ask that question. Gaps which span price points that have been traded before make less sense to me because that question was already answered.

>>52537759
I am also short

>>52537711

>>52537727
Based>>52537759
Basedbased

>>52537727
>>52537774
Have you boys considered being taller?

>>52537766
Yea I do those stress trades as well. But these are stress free background trades that can slowly but easily get you a 5x or more

>>52537794
I'll elongate myself after we drop

>>52537638
>>52537697
How many years back in graphics is Zuck taking us? Far enough to where games are fun?

I just want to say: based smg outro poster

>>52535805
tfw

I fucking hate my family. Also my friends. Not much I like.

>>52537884
if you post your discord I will find a way to play MoM online with you

>>52536625
Just buy the no-name shit off Amazon that specifies they use Asian sizes. The shoulders tend to be tight but I like loose clothing so I just buy a size up.

>>52537660
>>52537767
if you have no idea what you are doing and do not want to spend hours and hours evaluating businesses then yes; buy VTI or VOO every month, never sell and when you have 2 million invested take out loans from the banks against your portfolio and use the dividends to pay them back. that is how you avoid capital gains tax and it is what the rich do.
https://news.yahoo.com/buy-borrow-die-rich-avoid-140004536.html

>>52537898
>pogs
man zoomers don't know about slammers

Watch out. AI is about to ruin the economy.

>>52537932
Yes I understand, but my general question is, if the average annual net profit of an industry is under 20%, don't even bother investing in or starting a business in that industry at all right?

Reminder it is 20 years to break even and ATH was only broken from commercialization of the internet. There will never be another commercialized invention that will lead to another dotcom boom ever again simple as. Just bagholding from here like nikkei 225. You will be a hikki 62 year old and be happy.

>>52537963
You are retarded in a lot of ways but specifically if you think SPY is going to return 20% compounding for the next 10 years. My bet is that SPY returns 0% for the next 10 years if you just buy and hold

I only wish that current me would have been there to give younger me life advice.

Everywhere I can I report, dislike, down vote, or ask to the site to not recommend the channel or content if the content features minorities. Even if it's good informational content that perfectly answers the questions I had. This is to say it may be time to throw a couple chips on UONE and sell on Juneteenth.

>>52538031
Instead of wallowing, look to give advice to the younger generation of newfags that come to /smg/ and help them, as you would like to have been able to help yourself

>>52537977
Those 15 years didnt look that bad if you were a defensive trader

>>52538031
well now ask yourself what your now-future self would still tell you RIGHT NOW

G'day, that's good! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have ya tried Bspin?

>Safe, secure Casino with a wide variety of provably fair Bitcoins games
>Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool
>Trustworthy / Lightning fast performance / Champion minded team of experts

first for VIX

>>52537977
What's frightening is even if you bought every monthly low and DCA'd down it'd still take years to break even.

>>52538023
dude stop using linear graphs. thats now how stocks work lol

>>52538064

>>52538064
very good sir!

What are we looking at this week? Neon green pump or blood red dump?

Thanksgiving week has always been unpredictable to me.

>>52538023
There are other index funds too, but this makes sense, over time it's closer to 10%, but that still makes it a way better choice than investing in stuff like restaurants, thanks anon

>>52538115
It's a holiday week, we'll be blood green

>>52538080
>bro we went parabolic for the last 10 years on infinite debt at 0%
>this is the new normal bro we are gonna pump 200% per year use a log chart

How heavy are your bags?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTFWT

Fed here. Guess the Colorado shooter posted on here as well. Get ready for "slower performance" throughout the week, we're taking bit-for-bit copies of 4chan's local archive among other things . Stay out of the news you fucking losers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I SOLD NAKED CALLS

Yeah i am thinkin that we may in fact be back........

>FUTURES HOLY FUCK

>>52538188
Is this why mangafast is down right now? So irritating.

>>52537527
Careful anon, that's a bannable offense. Our tran-.. I mean, jannies work hard to create a safe browsing experience for all walks of life.

>>52538216
Post futures pls sir

>>52538220
Arent there like 100s of shooting in the US everyday. What makes the one in colorado special? Was it a white shooting other whites?

>>52538188
the only Fed we care about is Jerome

>>52538238
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>52538238
Spy +0.09%
Vix +0.04%

It's pretty exciting stuff anon

>>52538242
>Arent there like 100s of shooting in the US everyday. What makes the one in colorado special?
it was a wh-
>Was it a white shooting other whites?
oh... yes. White fags, in fact.

>>52538188
He posted in a stock market forum or just somewhere on 4ch?

>>52538277
Is this bullish or bearish for GNDR?

>>52538277
weird, nigger kill each other everyday by the dozen and nobody cares and one white dude probably had a good reason to kill some guy and everyone goes nuts. weird country, you should segregate, only jews profit

Sup sluts

>>52536927
>there has to be a way to parlay stocks together like SIGA and GRND

you can, its called a basket. not sure if you can buy options on baskets - they might have them for institutions but not retail. but you can just buy the options separately for both SIGA and GRND

KEEP EYES ON THE VIX, ALLS IM GONNA SAY

>>52538348
I knew they'd have something like that. The stock market is nothing more than a casino after all.

So what are you guys buying this week?

>>52538366
Heh... I do business with some of those companies. Nothing personnel kid

>>52538366
Probably some stupid shit like Norwegian offshore drillers

>>52538366
Absolutely nothing if it's red. Spy puts and sqqq if it's green.

>>52538379
Medtronic should set the industry pulse for the next few weeks. Will be interesting to see how they do. I do buisness with them, nothing personal, bananner.

>>52538366
>Abercrombie and Fitch still exists
Yeah i'm going to open a short position on monday. I haven't seen anyone where abercrombie since 2005

>>52538126
not heavy I have been buying since 2013
but working with large data sets you use logarithmic scaling. statistics 101 bruh.
That being said we could go to SPX 2200

>>52538366
john deer is just about overbought on the daily RSI

>>52538433
I dated this Abercrombie and Fitch model when I was in my 20s. I miss her bros.

RIP green ranger.

LET THESE COLORS
BE YOUR VIBE
LET THESE COLORS
BE YOUR VIBE
LET THESE COLORS
BE YOUR VIBE

https://youtu.be/8gY045Vp2Zc

>>52538433
Have you tried looking in the bakery section?

>>52538483
Would

>>52538461
There are 4 phases in that chart
1)infinite crab
2)invention of the computer/internet
3)infinite crab
4)jews printed tens of trillions of dollars at 0% interest

It's back to the crab

>>52538497
I want to say that I would... but I actually tried something similar once and nothing worked. Had to resort to alternative techniques, which... frankly... left a bad taste in my mouth, so I just can't...

>>52538471
I always loved the way their stores smell, I still buy their cologne to this day. Old man cologne in the future is going to not be old spice classic or brut, but abercrombie fierce.
>>52538483
At this stage in the game, they have to shoot their shot. If they have to make fupa holster jeans to make it by, so be it. Nobody buys their shit anymore, except for my yearly cologne purchase

>>52538483
>a new pair of jeans that fit just right just dropped

>>52537048

Has there ever been a crash (or dip) around Thanksgiving? They wouldn't want people to not spend at black friday and Christmas right?

>>52538509
FUPA HOLSTER JEANS WITH THE BEETUZ AND THE ZHERRRRRRRRR
>YE YE YE YE YE
>HYPE

>>52538501
what about 1872 - 1972

>>52538505
What exactly did you mean by this?

>>52538530
No serial killer gets that thing. Shame.
>here is a real woman

>>52538541
To protect my own mental health, I'd prefer not to recall that event or elaborate further. Thank you for your understanding

>>52538534
1800s was full of absolute giga Chad industrialists that made America a world superpower with railroads, oil and steel. Niggas literally burnt whale fat to light their homes before then

my portfolio is 100% 300% semiconductors

>>52538562
So what are your thoughts on space manufacturing and the fact that in the next decade 80% of the world will have access to the internet / globalized products?

>>52538556
elaborate

>>52538562
The whales are having their vengeance now.

>>52538530
You know it sister

>>52538594
Got damn, that white boy cute as fuck

>>52538530
>>52538610
Americans are a disease.

>>52538461
>>52538534
The line will go up, until it doesn't. We're very close to it not going up.

>>52538583
I think tech and space shit is absolute faggotry, kike scams, overvalued trash and that we haven't made a decent advancement worth a damn in decades

The "bullish" case for the last 10 years is more Indians can finance iPhone and watch more advertisements. It's all honked as fuck. I literally have 0 long positions

>>52538611
*waits for the sweet release of death*

>>52538610
Would you two fine specimens of health and vitality like some taco bell?

>>52538561
My portfolio is 100% 300% semiconductor calls with 10x leverage

>>52538622
Kick and scream all you want lanklet, you will eventually kneel.

>>52538622
>virus
FTFY

>>52538586
I'm sure you can fill in the details based on the information already provided, thank you

>>52538641
Woah

>>52538622
Don't be a sour Kraut.

>>52538583
Our hardware is incredible, but have you seen the software today compared to 20 years ago? We're quite literally regressing.

>>52538611

>>52538641
Sounds very conservative and diversified.

>>52538625
Most debt ever
Fastest increase in most debt ever
Increasing defaults
Increasing interest rates
No money printer to prop it all up

It's fucking overrrrr for much longer than people realize

>>52538634
Don't mind if I do

>>52538659

He bought calls on SOXL expiring friday

>>52538657
Wanna go out back and get high, fren? Shits fire fr fr, no cap on the HEEZIE

>>52538671
oh and he did it on margin kek

might be a based trade if it pops tommorrow

>>52538676
Why does that stuff turn cats into junkies?

I’m starting to think JEPI is actually the chosen stock of the next two years.
High volatility but with prices ultimately going no where over the months.

>>52538686
SCHD>JEPI

>>52538626
India and africa becoming functioning economies and buying globalized products will make line go up. Until there is no one left to bring online and no country left to modernize then I will be long.
>>52538625
Corporate credit is now yielding 6%+ and income funds are yielding 11%+
I can handle crabbing and as always there are cyclical trends in the market (like energy and fertilizer the past 2 years)

>>52538686
I bought it at 50, got two divvy payments and sold it at 55.

I am pretty confident I'll get a chance to buy it for 50 again.

>>52538685
>Catnip’s nepetalactone is absorbed through tissues in the cat’s nasal cavity and creates a domino effect in the brain, affecting areas from the amygdala to the hypothalamus to the pituitary gland. It can make cats feel aggressive, playful, lethargic, or sexually aroused

>>52538664
It's a good time to not be a dead beat. Credit card company's are going to reward the shit out of responsible people

>>52538685
>not sure
https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/why-your-kitty-gets-high-on-catnip

New

>>52538738
>>52538738

>>52538744
....what the fuck

>>52538664
Oh nyooo people locked in a 3% mortgage rate for 30 years on their house once rates began rising aaaaaaaaaaa! After "historically low delinquency" we ticked up slightly on credit card defaults oh nooo aaaaaaa! What matters is if the debt can and will be serviced. Is it surprising people took free money when it was offered at super low rates? No. They are already in the green on their debts thanks to inflation.

>>52538483
Why wouldn’t I just shop at Dillard’s? They keep the riffraff out.

>>52538701
Yeah, long term 100%
But for this next year I don’t think so

>>52538729
Globalhomo spares no one.

I lol whenever I see:

>daytrading is a scam
>can't time the market
>it's just gambling

>>52536205
starting small is good advice but there really is no such thing as beginner level. remember the 90/90/90 rule. investors make money in the long run when they have a fuck load of money and dont care about bag holding with stars in their eyes for the future. traders move the markets at all intervals in between. fundamentals dont really mean much unless its at the very tippy top of the company and no more growth can be had

My woman was deleted but the abominations are allowed. No agenda there, folks. And this is the wildest place on the dark dungeons of the internets...

so for low profit companies, like Wal-Mart, why would I ever buy in? it's not even beating the market is it?

>>52539004
I dunno you tell me. In 1992 it was sub 16 a share. 30 years later its at 150 a share. That's not counting divvy reinvestment.

>>52539055
so basically, if we expect growth, then keep going

>>52535677
The only way you’re getting a house is if you find someone with a low rate who lets you assume your mortgage. If your time horizon is 2 years then any investment is silly other than maybe a CD. because the odds your bond or cd interval times up exactly with favorable conditions to purchase will be slim.
You would be better served finding someone who is capitulating on their home price and willing to let you assume the mortgage. In the next five years you are fucked.