/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52535720
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,114.345B, 103P = 20.528B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,113.413B, 95P = 22.246B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Is this the $3 BBBY waiting room?

Kek baggies, even your Heros don’t believe in MOASS

Mo(o)nday tomorrow.

>>52535720
>Pokemon gif of May
>mAy ID

>>52535720
WAGMI, FRENS!!
>It will happen when the weather cools
IT'S COLD AS SHIT WHERE I AM, HOW ABOUT YOU??

>>52535779
It's dehydratingly cold, sapping liquidity from my skin.

>>52535748
>>52535631
>uh oh rent free gaslighties

Why is this carpet moving beneath me?

>>52535779
Can confirm, it is cold.

>>52535802
You don't know what either of those words mean.

>>52535852

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk

I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of GME

>>52535896
how

>>52535762
Moonaday soona.

>>52535769
Oh neat. What are the odds of that?

>>52535779
It's pretty cold. I'll take it over overbearing heat. No snow yet.

>do something stupid
>get called out
>rent free

>>52535896
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

ITS OVER ISNT IT


PRESS THE BUTTON NOW OR NEVER

>>52535896
>>52535939
>"Do you think [a short squeeze] could happen again?"
>"...anything could happen."

Swear to fuck we're about to run on fomo alone

>>52535896
LOL WTF
i love that little gremlin Brian Cone like you wouldn't believe

>>52535801
REMEMBER TO MOISTURIZE, FREN! LOOK AFTER YOURSELF WELL!!

>>52535823
BASED COMFY COLD ENJOYER!!

>>52535915
COLD, HEAT, STAY COMFY, FREN!!

>>52535950
Don't forget Christmas bonuses coming next month.

>>52535898
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>>52535936
kek

I want to see if posting this again gets a pajeetstorm going on sunday lol. Articles are pretty good ty to the anon that posted em, the Evangelos one was a bitch to find, but it's on RSgate

>I think to this day they are still opening up new shorts on stocks that were previously unaffected but are in positions (where I assume) they think they can be brought back down. See TSM.

This is just me, but just saying shorts r fuk isn't good enough for me but for them to continue to open up new short positions does leave me with a good feeling. That kind of hubris gets slapped the fuck down.

These may be worth a look if you have access.
https://doi.org/10.1016/j.pacfin.2016.02.001
https://doi.org/10.1108/JES-04-2021-0210
https://doi.org/10.1108/JES-04-2022-023

>>52535915
>Oh neat. What are the odds of that?
50% it either is or it isn't

>>52535936
He’s been misusing /pol/ memes since Aril 2021, you just learn to ignore him. He’s still easy to recognize by his static collection of cringe reaction images, and saying “rent-free” (if he’s browsing now, he’ll also respond to this post saying “rent-free”)

RC is suddenly doing a lot of things lately. He's up to something big. Genuinely exciting times.

>>52535980
>missues "living rent free in your head"
>thinks this phrase goes back to /pol/ 2021
my fucking sides

>>52535968
I WALKED DYLAN ONSTAGE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOT AN ARTIST. AN ARTIST RESPECTS THE SILENCE THAT SERVES AS THE FOUNDATION OF CREATIVITY.
YOU'RE A HACK. MISERABLE. NO-TALENT. HACK.

>>52535720
i love pokemon; thank you for the relaxing gifs baker-sama :)

>>52535762
>>52535769
>>52535779
>>52535823
>>52535896 omg I am gonna watch this rn
WAGMI frens!

>>52535888
>>52535977
wow checked!!

WAGSO

>>52536005
>t. keith the cringelord
No where did I imply that was the age of the ebbin meme, you’ve just been misapplying it in this threads since then, you absolute welfare retard.

>>52535968
>rent free
>PS buy my bags

>>52536034
>"misapplying!"
>he keeps coping this hard over me
>can't even comprehend because his brain is smol
>will continue to lie about me
>will bring me up every thread
but i totally don't live in his head though!

>>52535896
Oh fuck, at 31:00 he gets asked about his meeting with Carl Ichan and at 31:45 ends up refusing to elaborate on the details of their meeting

Sweet fuck this interview is bullish

>>52536049
>>52536034
Oh look its the pair of turbo queers back again, so which is the power bottom here?

>>52536077
checked I'm literally shaking rn

>short squeeze past tense
>doesn’t think it’ll happen again, gives it an outside chance to keep the baggies on board
>happy to do more ATM offerings
Hahahahahahaha, you regretting meeting your Hero baggies?

>>52535896
"I would describe myself as strange, wicked and with a dark sense of humor" what did RC mean by this

>>52535896
>RC isn’t going to trigger shit
>MOASS dead when dilution comes
>SS is going full Qlarp on some childrens books
I did not see this coming the cope level is off the charts

Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro ryan wrote a book and it has a moon in it bro moass is soon please just hold

>>52536077
Checked. This is huge. Considering that this was filmed on Nov 3rd, I wonder why it was released today? Things are getting interesting.

>>52535977 Checked
Mayhaps.

>>52536030

>>52536090
Yikes. Dumping tomorrow then

>>52536103
Anon, he is triggering right now….

there are actual faggots itt who very clearly fancy me and can't go a day without me being brought up by lying and gaslighting people who have been here longer than them

>but I totally don't live in their head devoid of compensation

>>52536114
Likely because he needed to get the video OK'd by his lawyers; he talks a bit about BBBY and still has a standstill agreement with them.

Can put your tinfoil on though and think that they wanted to drive FOMO into OPEX

>>52536117
Pokemon RSE was super comfy as a setting. I should get an emulator to play Alpha Sapphire.

Kek this interview is so incredibly boolish.
Conan is clearly choosing his words very carefully and not elaborating. "I just wanted to see what my grave might look like ha ha"

>>52536182
Dude outright refuses to answer a couple things in the latter portion of the video, shit is absolutely happening behind the scenes

Going through the tweets in the interview feels like a clip show before a series finale.

>>52535896
GME's sourcing better /biz related content than any of the noise coming out of this board

THEY REMOVED IT LOL

>>52536117
:')

>>52535896
I love you Ryan. You prove that you can always count on a friend. I should show you my thanks. Let this money come man; I'll show you my true colours

WAGMI

WAGMI

>>52536245
The bit where he says all of your theories were horseshit? I liked that bit too

>>52536273
Moass officially cancelled then

>>52536295
They are now going to claim he has to say it. And when he dilutes again it’s gonna be all part of the plan too.

>>52536273
kek guess it was a little too on the nose

>>52536300
No, it just means his lawyers told him to avoid anything that could be construed as inciting a short squeeze.

>>52535896
I assume legally he's not allowed to promote DRS right? Market manipulation and shit?
If so you'd think the interviewer would make references to it

>>52536314
Are you the faggot @bluntsretard from twitter or do you just get your talking points from him?

>>52536361
My thoughts are my own.

>>52536295
>Sources intimate with this anons style of thinking have reason to believe he is a rampaging, Godzilla-in-little-Tokyo-tier pedophile. According to comments provided by anonymous persons he gobbles underage boys dicks like cocktail sausages at a company-paid buffet.

Damn Cohen looked like he was about to cry when BBBY was brought up

>Shills already desperately trying to cherrypick and force fud from the interview
If you watch the whole interview and somehow believe that RC doesn't care about his shareholders, you have a severe case of mental retardation.

>>52536078
>goes straight to the fag shit
kek latent homosexualities

>>52535950
>could happen again
so it the squeeze was already squoze...it's ogre cultbros...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk
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>>52536417
He literally dumped on millions of retail investors that believed in him. Not only that but KILLED A MAN in the process. Ryan will be Kenny's cell mate for what he did to Gustavo.

>>52536443
So it’s a value play now. Right? Nobody ever said moass was real. Right? Dilution will be good for the stock. Right? DRS always was a meme. Right?

>>52536475
Scroll up retard

>no question about the splivvy or anything related to the company's future
>just hehe let's discuss the meaning behind these tweets
>"no meaning, I just think it's funny"
>"ok thank you for being here with us Ryan and BTFOing every theory we have. Bullish!"

Brehs I think it's a good thing he hasn't been interviewing until now

>>52536350
GMEDD consists of butthurt investors who think the average retail investor is immature. Multiple of the GME DD authors have become bearish on GME
They are not our friend, they only want our clicks

>my views changed on the business
>and ultimately I sold
AMC2.0 BTFO

>>52536077
Pretty bearish when he removes gme from twitter

>>52536496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk
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>>52535896
Can't stop

>>52536526
People change their twitter bios as jokes all the time. Elon is infamous for this.

>At GameStop we're focused on short term profitability

>>52536529
Die faggot

>>52536417
>>52536481
It is strange the interviewer only gave him softball questions about tweets instead of shit like this

>>52536520
That's BBBY if you wondering btw

>>52536520
>>52536586
Incredibly bullish for BBBY

>>52536593
>>52536555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk
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>>52536526
>>52536481
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>52536526
His banner still says "power to the players" which is GameStop's fucking slogan you subhuman idiot. Your life is bearish for humanity as a whole.

>I have a really dark sense of humor
Start tweeting the rope and ledgies memes at RC boys.

>>52535896
WE ARE SO FUCKING GONNA WAGMI ITS UNREAL

>>52536593

BTC is about to lose half of its value before premarket in the morning

Checkem

>>52536650
you dropped these king

Ryan confirmed GMEDD is on-point, on camera, and did a full interview... if this doesn't get you stiff for the market open... idk bros

ALL ABOARD THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING CALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN2Dw8AOdMk

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>52536668
I'M FUCKIN BUCKLED UP

>cohen debunks any deeper meaning behind his tweets
>so bullish!

>>52536691
As if he would confirm anything

>1pbtid trying to do damage control after the interview
TOPKEK

Seeing Rain Cohan speaking full sentences with his deep manly voice and the fact that he is only 25... Something has awakened in me (30M)

He might be akschtually on our side bros

>>52536650
> tfw I need to buy .3 BTC to reach 2 BTC
Yes plz

>>52536717
What? He's 37 ya silly goose!

WAGMI

>>52536710
>XxXBagY
Like a cod tag kek

They have also changed this page lol

>>52536717
He's 37 you dribbling moron. He even says so in the video.

The real question is Ryan Chobani (ticker: RC) says that he is impressed with the DD that GMEdd produces, however GMEdd are against DRS?????

Ryan Cohen interview, Trump back on twitter, my body is ready

>>52536673
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

I'm glad Ryan has enjoyed our memes

>Ryan Cohen does an interview
>GameStop is focused on short term profitability just trying to survive
>absolutely no questions about NFTs, the future of NFTs or the marketplace
>moon and rocket imagery being removed from children's books
>RC removing Chewy, BBBY and GME from his twitter profile

Bros, I want to be bullish but after that interview I just don't know

Of course RC is going to deny that his tweets have any deeper meaning. Plausible deniability. So the cunt Wall Street lawyers can't say an ice cream cone was meant to trigger a short squeeze. If you are retarded and still don't understand, please consider leaving.

>>52536737
kek shorties

>>52536737
Holy shit, it's real!!!

This is not a great sign is it? Have we been bamboozled?

can't watch the full ryan cohen interview right now, how are things looking bros? are we gonna make it?

>>52536775
He has to have come here for the better quality memes

>>52536733
>>52536747

Well fuck then he's too old for me
His loss sweaty

>>52536686
fren pass confirmed, buckle confirmed
we going in

>time to crack out the good ol' hype themes
trust me, what you're seeing now, is my normal state...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sw9ITJORY

>>52536791
Wait for the cult leader's new direction cultbro...they won't let us down...

>wierd fuzz around his outline like he's on a greenscreen
>"That's a real dog btw not a sound effect" completely unprompted
This man is in a doomsday bunker in the middle of nowhere isn't he?

>>52536794
>fren ID
WAGMI so fucking hard

>>52536800
He does have a deep manly voice, though

>>52536791
you know his Teddy firm is listed as a financial institution, that might be what he is alluding to

>>52535896
holy shit superstonk is going to lose their shit

>>52536813
Yeah I thought it was a bit weird too, looked like green screen in certain parts. Cohen's in the WAGMI war room right now, getting ready for the nukes to fly.

>>52536815
>po frenz
>poor frens
Stay poor, frens.

>b-but he removed gamestop from the tweeter!!!
LOOK AT IT AND LEARN. FUCKING LOOK AT IT. USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN.

>>52536855
poo poo frenz...

The ryan cohen interview is the literal opposite of bullish. Baggies never learn.

>>52536782
Ehh I get more of a "the work is done" vibe
The absolute lack of questions about NFTs/current crypto situation makes me wonder if this was made a while back or it's too much in his current strategy plan so it was completely off the table from the start
I think the biggest takeaway is that the interview was extremely measured. I felt like a lot of it could have been "sorry I can't talk about that" so he purposely outlined the few things he would talk about

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Don’t even need to check these digits. It’s happening

>>52536794
>pofrenz8
Hi frenz!
WAGMI!

>>52536852
>>52536813
check the reflection and see-through on his bottle of water... I think you're onto something

>>52536786
>ryan says anything
BULLISH!!!
>ryan says nothing
BULLISH!!!
>gme green
BULLISH!!!
>gme red
BULLISH!!!
>gme flat
BULLISH!!!
>people laugh at you
BULLISH!!!
>gme revenue drops
BULLISH!!!
>gme goes bankrupt
BULLISH!!!
>you lose your job
BULLISH!!!
>you lose your car
BULLISH!!!
>the bank forecloses on your home
BULLISH!!!
>you find a cardboard box to sleep in
BULLISH!!!
>you find a meatball in the street. You haven't eaten in days
BULLISH!!!
>you suck off 6 other homeless men to buy your first new pair of socks in 4 months
BULLISH!!!

>>52535896
he likes the face swaps where they put his face on women's bodies? something you want to share with the group RC?

>>52536908

By Allah, there has been no greater FUD than this interview so far. He flat out denies all the speculation in his tweets because he genuinely likes shitposting, he believes MOASS is possible not probable and that volatility of the stock was something he paid no attention to. Is it possible he is under watch by lawyers and is being purposefully obtuse? Sure. I would rather take his words at face value and realise he and us have different incentives in this company. He wants a fundamental long term transformation and will not go to war with shorts to ruin that. We want explosion price action and a suicidal Chairman who's willing to against the entirety of Wall Street for the sake of some redditors/anons. .

So this is why shills have been so active this weekend. Someone dropped the ball that this interview was going to drop today huh?

>>52536935
Indeed

>confirms his tweets have no meaning
>dismisses the notion of a moass
>implies more dilution might be needed
Hahahahahahahahaha

>>52536933
It's bullish bro you just have to reverse everything he says and does bro he has a small wee wee remember you just gotta reverse it but not if it's good new leave that alone just reverse the bad news and it's good news see?
Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

>>52535896
>dark sense of humour
oh he comes here alright
>"thank you for the work that you do for the company"
TYFYS RC

>>52536800
loool! it's okay you can swap his face in with any deepfake you want; he's a fan actually

>>52536794
WAGMI is confirmed. Launching shuttle in T-2

>>52536950
Except he didn’t say any of that you fucking faggot

Unironically kill yourself

It's amazing how - just like when the price drops 0.01% and we get a flood of chromosome smugglers, they have bee given their script and talking points and have now all descended like locusts

Kek baggies. Legal obviously told him this was a bad idea

>>52536875
>GameStop Book King
>Ryan ConePooChair is hinting at DRS again

What's max pain this week? I just want my the down-payment I was going to use on my first house back.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything? I see you guys are discussing a rather large interview, you might get hungry ;)

Why did he do a video interview if he legally still can't talk openly about anything? Is he just teasing us again for the 1000th time?

>>52536976
Why is there a VLC cone?

WE NEED A WRINKLE BRAIN APE OVA ERE

Jesus fucking Christ. I check these threads daily and the shills are always more up to date on events than I am.

>>52537002
Ryan Cohen, suck my cock
Rat jew basterd give me my money back

>>52537012
Really activates the almonds doesn’t it?

>>52537002
I KNEW IT OH YOU SNEKY SNEK RYAN!!!
bro do you wanna hang out some time?
I'd love to chat with you over some publix sammies if you're down

lmk; WAGMI

>>52537007
It's a Ryan Cone.

>>52536958
Yeah fuck off Rikesh, sarcasm is the humour of lowly women and low T basedbois, though that should be expected from Indians. The fact that you're here watching the video and trying to discredit it instead of worshipping Ganesh down in the sewers is enough copium for me tonight.

i am the unperishable

>>52537012
>the people who are bearish are more informed than those of us who are bullish!
Kek

>>52537002
Listen here you cheeky basterd. I want clarification. I deserve clarification. I DESERVE CLARIFICATION AFTER WAITING 2 DUCKING YEARS RYAN!

>>52536813
Yes, he is just happy that they actually got his dog with him in the bunker

>>52536999
checked

>>52537002
Shut the fuck up you fucking retard. Mommy's big boy was supposed to be living on his own now I have to sit thru a Thanksgiving dinner taking all the shit my uncles are going throw my way.

>>52537023
>>52537012
tomorrow is Monday, and my Coffee is already percolating, like that liquidity issue that Kenny mentioned a while back

>Do you guys need anything?
>Do you guys need anything?
>Do you guys need anything?
>Do you guys need anything?
>Do you guys need anything?
>Do you guys need anything?

>>52536475
The dog is barking in morse code.
Need morse faggots on this ASAP

>>52537002
If this poster is not Ryan himself it’s great commitment to the bit

>only posts once a day
>only ever 1pbtid
>Publix is based in Florida
>uses the same image every time
>posting it for over a year
>never delivers

>>52535896
>came out 1 hour ago
Now THIS is a happening I can get behind.

>>52537086
Ryan is Canadian

>baggies seriously think that garbage interview is bullish
kek dumb fuck baggies
cohen just BTFO your schizo theories KEK!

>>52537002
Can I steamed rice with salmon

>>52537096
wrong. hes gmerican

Listen, someone unfud me.

Front end devs don't work weekends, someone had to get some poor bastard to remove the rocket, moon & gamestop images and put in picrel.

Are we gonna wagmi make it or nah?

On a side note. BBBY baggies on suicide watch lmao.

>>52537112
Ryan Cohen himself said he only invested in Apple and Wells Fargo before GME. It's counterintuitive to Ryan's strategy style to diversify your eggs

Check out the 1 hour BTC chart

KEK

>>52537107
Wrong he's a Jew
Not human therefore not a citizen of any country

>>52537112
>On a side note. BBBY baggies on suicide watch lmao.
Imagine being a GME baggie for 3 years and laughing at BBBY baggies lmao
The cope is unreal

> the year is 2030
> GME sits at $1mil
> Klaus Schwab rolling on 7 out of 10 pre-youtube video advertisements
sometimes it do be like that frens, he will own nothing, we will own everything, and be happy

>>52537133
He's saying don't make the same mistakes as me

>>52537142
>haha you missed your bus! But ours is definitely coming back!

>>52537137
goddamn BTC just fell off a cliff it looks like
>picrel

>>52537139
whoa cool it with the antisemitism you nazi

>>52537170
GBTC refused a proof of reserves audit.

>>52537142
It's funny to watch gme baggies pick on bbby baggies
It's like watching a Downie fight a wheelchair nigger

>>52537112
>"Don't put all your eggs in one basket"
>Says fucking Ryan himself
>After we all yoloed the shit outta this company to save its ass from going under
Are you fucking kidding me, Ryan? This message has to be for stockholders, I mean what parent teaches their toddler about stocks? For fucks sake I hate him sometimes.

>>52537152
>> the year is 2030
>GME sits at $20
>Baggies have all roped
>You are eating the bugs
Kek baggies!

>>52537192
He's saying we should buy AMC, BBBY and LRC as well as GME

>>52537188
wait a second anon
are you telling me there's another FTX about to happen that's linked to BTC? This week?

WAGMI fren

>>52537112
>>52537101
>>52536976
>>52536950
>>52536933
>>52536908
>>52536891
>>52536808
>>52536782
>>52536691
>>52536593
>>52536586
>>52536520
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>>52536467
>>52536417
>>52536373
>>52536314
>>52536300

>>52537209
https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/z03nfx/grayscale_gbtc_trust_the_largest_legal_holder_of/

>>52537223
Release the MOASS now you motherfucker

Is he talking about "The basket of securities"?

Is he mocking the SHF?

>>52537237
oof
sucks to be a crypto baggie

WAGMI except for them ofc ;)
these nerds shoulda bought the jiemi and they would never be in this situation

>Ryan interview on a Sunday
>Rimjabi has to work extra hours

>>52535896
Neat.

Shit arrrrrrrgh I was so bullish yesterday after the children looks, now I'm funded as fuck after this shitty interview. Fuck you can Chobani! I'm sikh of your antiques.

>>52537223
cope, baggie
Even Cohen himself agrees GME is overvalued
Kek!

you think you're in control of your reality but it's funnier if i am, actually, and that's why it's true

>>52537209
>>52537237
The worse part is that it's all dirty money playing games with each other to fuck over retail
No one gives a fuck about audit results until gov't pressure is on the line. It's the reason why USDT is a ticking time bomb
Yet because of the FTX -> Genesis -> Grayscale has a connection, they're using this pressure to try and capitulate in every single aspect they can find.
It's fucking retarded - they can be audited, so let them be audited
Instead it's this guilty until proven innocent mentality which only brings out more bullshit and dirty plays
>CZ showed what he had, so it's all good!
Except his is literally a 'trust me bro' with an asterisk of 'oh btw ignore all that XMR we've fucked with'

>>52536983
I will have a powerful musclebride post-MOASS.

>>52536782
At 18:30 when talking about tweets, he talks about the short emoji tweet. Seems pretty bullisj

Ryan's worse than a thot at this point

>Cohen insists his tweets have no meaning!!!!
>This makes MOASS be so much closer!!!!!!
2 more years bros!!

https://youtu.be/uN2Dw8AOdMk?t=770

check this timestamp, and tell me he isn't in this very thread posting memes, as we speak

>>52537409
RC just likes shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear

Why did they spend 20 minutes talking about retarded tweets? He didn’t even ask about directly registered shares or DD? That interviewer was fucking brain dead just reading a bunch of scripted questions. What a waste

>>52537414
>This makes MOASS be so much closer
The auxiliary verb "be" wasn't necessary within your sentence you ESL-retard :)

>>52537466
likely questions his lawyers hand picked

>>52537002
>Do you guys need anything?
Yes as a matter of fact I do need something. I need for you to have a wonderful day ;)

>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>HE HAS A SMALL WEE WEE REMEMBER YOU GOTTA REVERSE
>BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS SEE?
>ITS BULLISH PLEASE BRO BELIEVE ME
>HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO DUBUNK
>PLEASE

>I don't have shares in GME
>I don't care about GME
>kekbaggies
>posts 5 minutes after interview drops
>There are literally people getting paid to post on /biz/ 24/7
Bullish

>>52537483
>>52537466
I like how he introduced this section as "We'll ask you what you meant and then say how Reddit interpreted this" and when it became clear RC was just fucking around with no hidden meaning he dropped that aspect

>>52537481
I apologize you autistic freak

I respect him stating the objective fact that the McDonald's ice cream is the best ice cream. It's like cocaine. Or at least it is WHEN THE FUCKING MACHINE WORKS.

>>52537506
Granted if there was a hidden meaning he wouldn’t outright say it, because then it wouldn’t be very hidden

>>52537525
>Baggies seriously think the bland vanilla soft serve from McDicks is the best
Explains a lot about why they think Gamestop is a good company

btw Ryan I'll share my weed with you, that's how much I hespec

>>52537519
Learn grammar before posting you street shitter.

>52537499
>bothered to type all of that out
>seething this hard
You either get paid to do this or you have immense mental illness

>>52537529
it would also be used in a lawsuit shorts or the SEC would try and bring against him

>Oh this tweet? I was alluding to the fact that shorts r fucked

This interview fucking sucks

>>52537538
because we're of northern European descent and good with money?

>You don't post these at an exact certain time or anything?
>No
741chads it's over...

>>52537559
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU SUCK

>>52537550
Learn proper investing before posting on /biz/ dumb fuck

>>52537559
Ryan "believe me just cuz" Cohen

he wants to be the new book king, the current book king being Amazon, which is in some areas running out of people to hire (everyone nearby has worked there or works there)

idk i think panjeet and rahul are upset for some reason, maybe their boss tickled their asshole on the weekend to post some shit
too bad some of us are too busy replying to kekbaggies and panjeets than talking to frens
wish you all a good night and early morning

>>52537570
Let's strap him in to a lie detector and ask these questions again.

>>52537586
Name one stock worth investing in you shit flinging baboon.

>16:04
>That could be Gamestop
That could be Gamestop
>That could be Gamestop
That could be Gamestop
>That could be Gamestop
That could be Gamestop

BAGGIES KEK!!!

I would be honored if RC has seen any of my edits

This looks AI generated in areas by the way

>>52537554
>has never heard of copy paste
Kek

>>52537636
ITS OVER

>52537680
Considering that it's all seething about the interview which is brand new today, it's pretty clear that all wasn't copied and pasted. Sneed.

I can't tell if Ryan is pretending to be stupid for this interview or he just is

>>52537717
Occam's Razor my fellow anon

Rian Cone hasn’t done an interview in two years. Only did interviews last run because he wanted people to know him and a face for when he made his big moves leading to Jan. 21. Sure we know the memes and our guy rian like the back of our hand but I believe this interview was for newbies. You watch this interview and you see a guy who believes in his company and fights for the little guy against big corporations and greedy politicians. I’m bullish things will kick off when I see him prepping the fomo. Because this is exactly what they are gonna watch when the media shuts in rian when moss starts to kick off and they won’t be confused and will join the fight. Coolweatherbros we’re always right.

>52537586
>can't name one stock to invest in
kek

>>52537737
gamestop

>>52536813
Idk Choen always looks like he's not real. Like his head is much bigger than his body

>>52537737
None, best to be bearish right now

>>52537761
So short it then

>52536950
>confirms tweets has no meaning
He literally confirmed that his emoji of a shorts meant that he hates sjort selling.
>says he will dilute
I did not hear that, where did he say that?

The amount of retardation that has poured into this thread since the interview dropped is staggering.

>>52537737
>>52537775
Of course he can't. GME is still the king and it makes the pastry feces eating foreigners seethe.

>>52537775
No, I'm playing SPY puts
Shorting anything is retarded, anon

>>52537809
Of course you are Dikshit

>>52537816
kek dumb fuck baggie

yeah i'm right sometimes too it happens

>12 posts and an hour of his time for a stock he doesn't even own
KEK seethies

>>52537457
He said the tweet was because he hates short selling

If you're not a B (_) T, reply to this post

>>52537842
>Hundreds, maybe thousands of posts throughout the baggie cope generals over the last 22 months
>just to see ZERO profit
Idk baggie, you decide which is worse

>>52537877
LOL!

>>52537874
WAGMI

>>52537877
Probably the person who spent all that time wasted and yet has no investment within the stock.
Also
>what is long term gains
Again, KEK

>>52537874
>Weekend doomp of crypto
like clockwork

Playing Chrono Nigger for the first time and I'm stuck and don't want to look up what to do

we are going to wagmi tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/uN2Dw8AOdMk

>>52535720
I'm not invested but that gif is soulful

>>52537874
You can't tell me what to do biofag!

>>52537874
k

>>52537800
I'm buying more shares tomorrow.

>>52537970

>>52537918
>long term gains
Your stock has to increase in value first baggie!

>>52535720
I just gotta say these OG pokemon edition threads are a based decision OP

>>52537978
actual non-cope image

Kek baggies gme is never going above 2 million

>>52538016
>I just gotta say these OG pokemon edition threads are a based decision OP!

>EDIT: wow this really blew up!

>>52537918
No, the sadder ones are the ones who have been following a ticker for 2 years only to lose money

>>52535962
Sauce?

>>52537918
It's easy to kek you faggots when there's a new general every fucking day
It's not like I have to seek it out, it's right there on the catalog

kek! these guys sure are desperate today

>>52537429
wow he's literally me.

Wtf baggie bros i hear cohen changed his twitter. Tell me it's not true...

>>52538058
4chan, I guess. Saucenao just says "model" so it's probably some paywalled thot. Character is Yor Briar from SPY×FAMILY anime.

>>52538074
Don't sell. DRS every share. Sell everything you own and put it into GME. Put entire paychecks into it. I want you to put every. single. cent. you have into this shitstock.
Don't forget to DRS it all as well!

I'm sorry GME bros. I usually buy some shares every month but the Hyte y60 was on sale. I buy more in December. Promise.

>>52538072
Glad to see our general creates so much seethe. Maybe you should learn how to filter threads you don't want to see, huh newfaggot-kun?

>>52538079
me too anon, me too

Anyone have that shopped RC 69 tweet? I wanna laff

>>52538072
It's like laughing a retarded faggot with cancer
Just because you should doesn't mean they won't fling cancer poo at you

>>52538093
Thanks for the encouragement and reminder fren!
I can always count on you to know your place and serve us, I can't believe we don't even have to pay you.

>Thanks for the encouragement and reminder fren!
>I can always count on you to know your place and serve us, I can't believe we don't even have to pay you.

>>52538166
precisely, checked

now if you excuse me, I have some making it to do

>>52538093
you got me good shill. this time you won.
im buying tomorrow at market open

>It's like laughing a retarded
And another ESL retard show his presence. Is English really such a hard language to learn?

>>52538166
>seething so hard he forgot to post his soijak
kek shillies
take a break lil nigga

>>52538196
So it seems, so it seems.

So Ryan did a tell-all interview but didn't actually tell-all?

So MOASS tomorrow and I quit my job by EOW?

>>52538230
He did tell all. But reddit said "no dont listen to him he would have to say nothing for muh legal reasons"
>if the moass happens he will be the worlds first trillionaire and the richest man ever by far
>but he cant risk a few civil lawsuits
Kek baggots

>>52538162
Other way around very very soon baggie
A baggie's place is in the wagecage, serving his masters.

>>52538269
>laughs in comf womf
being a neet is so good bros

The RC interview is just him cleaning his hands of any future litigation claiming there were hidden meanings in his tweets. My schizo meter is threw the roof. Something is about about to happen.

>>52538358
>just 2 more weeks bro

>be me
>check thread all weekend
>3 posts an hour
>interview gets released
>take one hour nap
>thread almost at limit

>>52538358
Just like I thought

>>52538162
I love these kind of comfy exploration pictures. It shows what pokemon could potentially be in some parallel universe where gamefreak sold the franchise to some competant developers.

>>52538358
I think so too.

>>52538304
So you're a useless leech. Got it

what are the highlights of the video? I don't want to sit through rehashed chewy origin stories or repeated lines. Anything new or interesting come out of it?

>>52538448
The RIP DUMBASS tweet and the SEARS tweet were both about GameStop and Ryan's fears that GameStop will be the death of him

>>52538401
really just living up to the anime is all people want from the games

>>52538446
duh fuck boomers kill them all no mercy

>>52538448
It's only 40 minutes long. It's worth the watch, he has a more "I've been busy doing my job" type of vibe.

>>52538448
its great actually. totally worth the watch. him reviewing the tweets was so funny

I personally loved the interview. People that think he’s dumb enough to comment on a short squeeze in any way are basically subhuman insects or shills. He really dropped a tactical nuke on the bebby holders as well. Wonder what sort of cope is going on in those subreddits.

>>52538529
The BBBY misshandling wasn't even his fault. People that called him a rug puller are retards, the executives at Bed Bath are the ones that screwed retail, Ryan really was willing to form some kind of negotiation.

Kek…Just took a peek. Strong mental gymnastics going on in bebe land. I don’t even want to look at the movie sub. Probably just suicide hotline posts. I feel bad for them. It’s like they were 2 steps away from boarding Noah’s ark but they decided to go climb a tree instead.

>>52538600
checked and kek'd

>>52538600
>Standstill agreement
>can't comment
>teddy gets launched day after bond deal
>he STILL can't work it out
>got jannied
cope more

>>52538600
This is the best one
>he's saying exactly what the shorts want to hear... This is bullish!

One day sooner than any of us can imagine, we'll all be able to wake up at 7 or 8 am (instead of 5-6 am to wage) inside out luxurious penthouse. Make a cup of coffee and sit down to play games. You won't feel the need to get on 4chan, you won't feel the pressure of not being able to enjoy your "time off" because you would usually understand that you had to be back at work 2 days later... you'll just be at peace. In the beginning you'll play games because it's what you know how to do, but once that gets boring, you'll realize the world is your oyster. You'll decide to travel the country without telling a soul about where or what you're about to do (except maybe your gf who willcome along with you if you want) and you'll have fun planning an itinerary based on your travels. Once that gets boring, you'll want to start your own business or get into your fruitful hobby, perhaps it'll be philanthropic in nature or something that only money and free time could let you afford (for instance aviation or wood making). Just remember that your time will be yours, the women will be yours, the car and the home will be yours, the world will be yours and it's future will be yours. Learn hobbies to keep yourself active and busy to not fall into the pitfalls of other billionaires. Don't try to woo anyone other than that which you want to stick ur dick into and don't try to win over or impress the other rich. WAGMI. I really fucking mean it.

>>52538649
WAGMI that's the dream and it'll feel so fuckin good

>>52538649
>instead of 5-6 am to wage
>tfw I have to get up at 4am to go to work
At least the pay is good.

>>52538649
Sounds nice but it's not gonna happen because you bagheld GME for 2 fucking years

>>52538649
Gay post
Go back

>>52538649
I'll prob still come here desu

https://www.forbes.com/sites/billybambrough/2022/11/20/joe-biden-leads-critical-call-for-game-changing-global-bitcoin-and-crypto-rules-after-shock-ftx-collapse/?sh=702eb7667f17

>game changing
Uhhh intervention sissies? Collateral chads???

>>52538717
My earliest shifts start at 3:30, but it is worth it.
>>52538649
One of the first purchases I make will be a new hilux and an expedition camper. Wanna go randonee-skiing for weeks at a time and stay /comfy/ up on the mountain.

>>52538741
Ofc, we need someplace to rally in order to destroy Zog

>>52538776
>>52538776
>>52538776
Threaded.

>>52538777
luggy

They are STILL fucking trying to shill bbby here? Top men. Top MEN.
Fucking embarrassing. Keith you must be the single shittiest shill to have ever made a penny for a post in history.
What a fucking embarrassment the shills turned out to be. Not even a worthy opponent.
Happy moass everyone. Zero chance Cohen gave that interview without the work being finished.

>>52538777
Based

I'm glad Uncle Ryan is alive because I genuinely had thoughts they'd cap the most dangerous man to Wall Street that ever lived.

>>52537679
The dog is actually an AI. Remember Robopuppies from the '00 and the Incredibles movie? I wouldn't worry about it. Go back to sleep.

>>52537800
My filter is more than a hundred entries long, there's two thirds of this thread invisible to me. I don't even see the retards anymore let alone shills.

>>52535732
Yes

>>52538448
It's 40min, no need to watch, and you can listen at 1.25× speed if you prefer.

>>52538649
incredibly based