/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52528102
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,114.345B, 103P = 20.528B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,113.413B, 95P = 22.246B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Friendly reminder that, per the WSJ article, Ryan Cohen has a standstill agreement with Bed Bath & Beyond, preventing him from acquiring a controlling stake in the company, most likely for a period of 1-3 years. Kek BBBaggies

>>52528123
MOASS is going to take 1-3 years

>>52528176
Good thing we're at 2 already.

Please bro sell your bags I care about what you do with your money bro please it's important to me that other bros make it bro please bro

Guys, why has Ryan Cohen removed GameStop from his Twitter bio???

mfw we made it monday

Comfy thread theme for my holder frens. Rest on sunday, we make it on monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5SIhFSQnQ

>>52528274
I'm resting every day.

Stephen Cole Kleene, the inventor of regular expressions.

Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

I fucking hate GME so much. I want to sell so badly but every time RC tweets it gives me more hope and I DRS more shares. This entire time I've been memeing that if he wants to be the AMAZON of the blockchain he'd start with what Amazon started with, books. Ebooks are the simplest thing out there. Basically a fucking PDF you throw out on the blockchain and give someone ownership. Simple proof of concept. GME could make their own E-Reader (G-Reader?) that could load the NFTs as well as any other type of ebook. I've literally been devving a game to potentially put on the blockchain because if nobody else will I will

>>52528422
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I fucking hate jews so much. I want to save so badly but every time I get taxed it gives me less hope and I think about killing myself. This entire time I've been memeing that if the jews want to be the niggers of taxation they'd start with what the niggers started with, the rich. Rich people are the simplest thing out there. Basically a fucking nigger you throw out on the auction block and give someone ownership. Simple proof of concept. Jews could make their own auction block (Sotheby's?) that could sell the niggers as well as any other type of slave. I've literally been training a nigger to potentially put on the auction block because if nobody else will I will

>>52528447
>>52528463

oh cool he wrote a book about how im going to make it.

gamescop

>>52528191
Bro MOASS already happened in January, just sell your shares bro, please bro believe me. You have to move on bro, the shorts closed bro, it's a dying brick and mortar bro I don't want you to lose all your money bro it's important you sell everything bro

>>52528674
TWO GAMESCOOPS

>>52528555
nice

>>52528123
first post best post, BBBY fags eternally blown the fuck out. can you actually imagine someone having bought in at $20+?? watch that shitstock actually hit a dollar soon if not outright bankruptcy

>>52528775
we never squoze dumb fucking stormtrooper clown.

>>52528102
I wonder what day the GBTC chart will crumble. I'm excited to see the fire rise.

So what did Ryan Cohen's books reveal about how close we are to the MOASS?
Seriously, this waiting game is getting annoying.

>>52528872
game over guys
it's this tuesday 11/22/22

WAGMI

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

kek weekend baggies

>>52528965
keep showing up retard

Fuck rimjabis fuck dikshits fuck poojeets fuck bots fuck shills fuck hedgies fuck you wagmi

>>52528872
kek the books are all he’s been working on these last two years. Every single tweet he ever did was about them. He hasn’t thought about GameStop for a long time, that’s why he changed his Twitter bio. It’s over.

>>52529262
After this is all over I'm bombing the fuck out India. I'm glassing that bitch.

You've been fucking warned Punjab Dikshit.

kek dumbfuck baggies

HE FUCKING SOLD LOL

>>52529376
Jesus christ, this is literally him making fun of you retards lol. He wrote childrens books for you morons that try to read into clues from his tweets. He's not dropping easter eggs for you to follow to become a millionaire for 0 effort, when he says go to work he means go to fucking work you broke baggie bitches.

>>52529399

>230am

>>52529426

>>52529399

I am working silly, how else do you think im able to afford all these shares im going to buy first thing market open

stop bagholding
it's honestly sad at this point

>>52529466
are you familiar with the matter

>>52529476
Sort of. Redditors made some shorting hedgies lose some money, and now youre holding on after the big price action for no reason making up things that arent true.
Yes the financial system is rigged for market makers.
No you cant do anything about it by holding your GME and losing your money to own the jews.

>muh fundamentals
>muh amc
>muh amc2
>muh earnings
>muh nfts
>muh books
Don't care, only care about the squeeze

>>52529399
Words can never hurt me
From shills
From wall street analysts
From schizos
From glowies
From fud

>>52529399
> His father, he said, also taught him to treat the little guy with respect.
>“I admire the individual investors, and institutional Wall Street mocks them,” Mr. Cohen said. “Frankly, it makes me sick.”

>>52529531
>Gargle my balls. -he later added

sneed hedgies

>>52529440
>according to people familiar with the matter
>people said

>>52529440
This is dangerous to our Gameocracy.

A friend of a friend said they got the info from his aunt, Ms Sarah Hicks that lives near him in Florida.

Frankly, I’m sick of his Aunt Hicks. Just sold.

>>52529845
Kek. Does she have a tight ship?

Lads i need to have moass this year, this year


I need the money

Reminder that no amount of FUD is going to get this monkey off your back you faggoty losers.
You pushed too hard and went too far and now the only out is paying up.
We'll let you keep your lives, not out of mercy but so you have to live poor.

Moass b4 Christmas?

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>52529399
This. He wrote childrens books hoping apes would finally understand but they are even too dumb for that.

>>52529426
>2:30pm in India time

>>52530143
We need a new generation of readers. Reading leads to theories. Theories lead to game theories. Game theories leads to games. All games lead to gamestop.

>>52529743
>Please don't sue us for libel

>>52529440
>Had indicated
God, what a bunch of weasel words.

Kek, stop wasting ur cash anon, just check Bspin

>Safe, secure Casino with a wide variety of provably fair BTCs games
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So, I think with these new books we can confirm what we've been hearing from insiders for some time now?

Particularly the "delayed gratification" message. It falls perfectly in line with what my friend who works as a waiter in a restaurant in this new luxury building over looking Manhattan (high up).

Basically he was serving a few hedge fund managers at dinner the other day and overheard them talking about Gamestop (ticker: GME).

They were saying the FED is now involved. Basically they're offering the SHF's enough collateral to keep kicking the can on this one to protect the market. Apparently they're gonna slowly ride this baby all the way up to $800, where there will be a stock split again, then it will ride up again to $800 around September time of next year.

That's why RainCone is telling us to be patient and we will be rewarded, whilst he builds the next Amazon.

Anyways, keep this one under your lampshades guys.

Thanks me later.

Wow these trademarks look awfully like another companies sector which Cohen was invested in recently and is still in an agreement over with his people on the board.

>>52530618
spinoff

>>52530715
Frasier Crane wins again

>>52530715
My only regret is having to do christmas shopping over the next few weeks which will mean I can't buy as much GME

I sold. GameStop did not go according to plan.
Pivoting into Teddy carveout.
Sorry to all those that trusted and followed me.

The fud this weekend was ridiculous. It never gets oldhaving these faggot tool shills to laugh at. How do they NOT get fired for being shit at their job? Legit no one who holds this stock sells at all, let alone from their failed antics. I'll remember these days when I'm plowing sub 100 lbs pigtailed 18 yo gingers without a condom ominside my yacht.

Why did Ryry write FIVE books instead of setting off MOASS?

>>52530811
Checked. It truly is pathetic how hard they try with nothing at all to show for it.

>>52530811
The whole meltdown sub must have a combined IQ of 80 between the 1k people they have on there. It's astounding how little critical thinking they have and just parrot crap they hear from literal who's like the fucking mongoloids on twitter who say things like "bro DRS means it get's unlisted and will stop the moass!"

>>52530882
>how hard they try with nothing at all to show for it.
Where's your moass?

>>52530897
>a wild chromosome smuggler appears

>>52530897
I'll tell you if you promise you'll rope once it happens.

>tfw MOASS

>>52529399
Choen is fudding the everliving FUCK out of me lately. Rugging BBBY was funny, but kind of made me question his ethics. He hasn't done anything about the split dividend. What is this book nonsense now? Where did his GME chairman bio go?

>>52530882
Seeing Pepe on that beach let's me know that WAGMI and that I should look into getting a Miami penthouse asap right after I lock down the one I'm buying in Denver. Frequently traveling from mountains to the beach on a whim is going to be so great. And once o get a passport I can just leave to wherever whenever at the drop of a hat. I hope to get the urge to visit Vegas while shopping at a grocery store and having an Uber pick me up from the parking lot and drive me over to the airport to take a trip to the Vegas strip all because the idea popped in my head. And I want a woman who can do that with me 24/7. That's REAL freedom.
>>52530891
Lmao that fucking guy. I haven't even heard about him until yesterday but that piece if shit grifter has been telling meltdownies thats its been bad for a while it seems. How that roid monkey wop jew has gone unchecked this whole time is just as strange and queen as his own FUD.

everybody wants to know who are the shills
but nobody ever asks how are the shills
:(

>>52531040
>Frequently traveling from mountains to the beach on a whim is going to be so great. And once o get a passport I can just leave to wherever whenever at the drop of a hat. I hope to get the urge to visit Vegas while shopping at a grocery store and having an Uber pick me up from the parking lot and drive me over to the airport to take a trip to the Vegas strip all because the idea popped in my head. And I want a woman who can do that with me 24/7. That's REAL freedom.
It's going to feel so good.

Nobody asks "how are the shills" because we all know they are seething, disgruntled, and most likely covered in their own shit.

>>52531083
>child
LMAO

>52531023

>>52531195
Sure sounds like you don't care and are very confident in your investment

Dead thread
Dead baggies soon
WAGKOODOTRIIGB!

I suspect next week will be like the old times again

>>52531385
February or March...

Kek shills

How long do you think he wants us to wait by implying "delayed gratification"?

>>52531543
Disgrace, it's the Lords day. Sort yourself out you useless degenerate.

>>52531561
About two more weeks

>>52531543
Deer anon stop turning me into a furry

Am I crazy or is there a gamestop store, a rocket ship, and a moon used at bookends on the right side of these shelves?

>Teddy-bros?

https://teddy.com/pages/books

>>52531619
This isn't even schizo anymore. It's so blatant. WAGMI and RC knows it.

>>52529440
try harder. this isnt getting the job done.

Change id, now

>>52529476
sources said

>>52530618
See >>52528123

Just came here to say that Gold/Silver/Crystal were the best Pokémon games to ever be released thanks for making me miss my childhood

>>52528123
>>52531652
>Pure unfiltered cope
>Doesn't understand what a standstill agreement means
>Doesn't understand anything
>Still hasn't worked it out

>>52531627
Rain Cone literally made this and put it on the internet.

file name

>>52531627
Or he's stringing us along. Why hasn't he done anything yet? He has to have more than enough evidence.

>>52531691
Absolutely insane. This makes my pp quiver with excitement.

>>52531712
he does he told me to tell you that its gonna take 2 more weeks and your gonna be so happy

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>52531675

An agreement in which a hostile bidder agrees to limit its holdings in a target company. A standstill agreement stops the takeover bid from progressing for a period of time.
A standstill agreement may also be used in a friendly transaction when a buyer or an investor in a PIPE transaction (PIPE) is restricted from purchasing the target's stock or taking any other actions that may lead to a business combination unless the target company's board and management are included in the process. These types of standstill agreements (usually contained in the confidentiality agreement) help the target company to control the deal process and prevent a hostile bid for the company after the buyer or investor has had the benefit of the target company's confidential information.
Standstill restrictions typically lapse after a period of time (commonly one to three years) or, in the case of PIPEs, when the investor owns less than a specified percentage of the target's stock (for example, 5%).

https://content.next.westlaw.com/practical-law/document/I2104b85aef0811e28578f7ccc38dcbee/Standstill-Agreement?viewType=FullText&transitionType=Default&contextData=(sc.Default)&firstPage=true

>>52531619
No matter how much power these market makers appear to have, they will never be able to close the position. And DRS is moving higher on a daily basis.
It's pretty amazing, at some point the media and government is going to do a 180 degree turn and be all like "How dare you Short hedge funds! How dare you orchestate this fraudulent scheme and threaten our democracy! ooyyyyy veeeey"

>>52531702
Bottom to top: 7, 7, 15

>>52531742
>he still hasn't worked it out
>he will copy and paste from the internet
>he still can't connect the dots

Book #5: Teddy goes to CHINA

its happening sooner than you think

>>52531723
So far, he has failed to delight me. Also that other anon who still hasn't received his Pokémon game order is not delighted either. Frankly I'm tired of his antics.

>>52531702
15, 7, 7

>>52531754
look im shipping antics coherent or otherwise. you want to be captain or not

>>52531751
Jesus Christ man, just take the L

>>52531768
>he STILL can't understand what is going on
>J-just accept t-the L
>Pure unadulterated coping

You mean to tell there are people who don’t hold this stock reading children’s books all to come to a Cambodian cuckholdry forum and tell me their interpretation of Ryan Cohens hidden messages? Why would anyone do such a thing? Surely they don’t do it for free.

>>52531702
>I'm intooorpreting specifically the sizes and positions of the red and green books on the shelf
Dammit Runic Chain, what does it MEAN?!

7+7 = 14 (2 more weeks)
7+7+1 = (2 more weeks +1)

its literally tomorrow. how can the Tuesday morning believers ever recover?

Congrats everyone, we made it.

>>52531778
Okay then please explain how an agreement that stops Cohen from doing a hostile takeover is good for BBBY

>>52531822
>he still can't work it out
>after ALL this time
>now he wants spoonsneeding

>>52531790
>Shills have to study actual children's books so they can attempt to talk shit about a video game store stock to anonymous internet strangers on the Mongolian barbeque forum
The silliness is palpable

guys im literally crying right now

i just never thought this day would come this soon. its like watching your child grow up to make you fucking rich as you sell it off while keeping your best child drsed forever to spoil

its been a pleasure serving as pump magistrate 99

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yzrzcq/if_rc_should_happen_to_read_this_thank_you_sir/

Thank you Ryan Cohen!!

>OMG GUISE THERES BOOKS ON THE SHELVES OF A CHILDRENS BOOK
>THIS HECKING PROVES MOASS THEORY!!!
>I AM OWED $1000000000 DOLLARS BECAUSE THERES A MOON ON THE SHELF TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>APES TO THE MOON

>>52531831
>>he still can't work it out
It directly contradicts what you’ve been claiming here for months in all your retarded smugness

china is last (book 4)

>52531870
>I AM OWED $1000000000 DOLLARS
Yes. That and more. You seem upset that we caught you.

>>52531921
>If they're really patient, one day they can buy and eat all the ice cream they want, while taking care of the people they love.
Truly a dream worth fighting for.

>>52531761
Just make it happen, Ryan. That's all I'm asking. You have a fiduciary responsibility to protect shareholders. Do it soon please. Enough with the kid's books and distraction stocks. Enough assassinating CFOs. It's time to end this.

>>52531925
All this time and they still haven’t learned what “infinite risk” actually means. That’s the tricky thing about selling something that isn’t yours to sell, eventually you have to buy it back, and if the people you sold it to know this, you’re getting a lot added to that price tag

>>52531870
Shorts never closed. It's been proven by the DTCCs mishandling of the share dividend. The internet hivemind is literally DRSing the ENTIRE PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY. bahahaha, time to pay up and all of this pain and misery can come to an end.

>>52531872
>he still can't work it out
>he's unable to comprehend
>he is without the cognitive ability to comprehend

>>52531724
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

[CORRECTION] AP NEWS - PLEASE TAKE THESE NUMEROLGY CHANGES INTO EFFECT, AND SUBSEQUENT MUSINGS INTO CONSIDERATION IMMEDIATELY.

APOLOGIES, WE DID not (NOT) COUNT ALL THE BOOKS

T+45 is the total

>>52532020
>>52532070
I'm not going to buy distraction stocks like a retarded coon.
I'm never buying options like a degenerate gambler.
I won't decipher kid's books for hidden messages like a desperate schizo.
So sorry, I'm just not gonna do any of that.
I am going to continue to buy and hold GME and pressure Ryan into doing something each and every time he comes into these threads.

>>52532108
>another one who can't grasp what is going on

>>52532116
*takes drag*
*poooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh*
Mind if I smoke?

>>52532140
>he smokes pooh

>>52532108
>I won't decipher kid's books for hidden messages like a desperate schizo.
What if the planet is going to be destroyed by a meteor and RC is actually sending a message to his shareholders to find his secret rocket ship that will take us to the "ark" to wait out the cataclysm. What then? Not going to be so smug then, are you?

>>52531868
thank you sir!

>>52532145
Pass me that torch
*pfeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww*

>>52532177
That's essentially what is happening. The meteor is ZOG, WEF and the globohomo agenda, but he keeps telling us to wait two more weeks.

>>52532116
So spell it out. Right now you’re fast approaching AMC1 “achkually AA selling is extremely bullish” levels of cope, go ahead and tell me why it isn’t

watching people sneed as your enjoy yourself is one of the best feelings in the world

fucking sneed

A man wrote a children’s book to take more of your money, and rather than question if this guy in big bank stocks is going to take them down to give you millionaires per share, you’re debating if the children’s book he shit out to cash in has secret messages? GME holders are the most cucked people on biz. Absolute cucks.

>>52532222

, , ?

nigger

>>52532247

>>52532222
Kek confirms GME holders are cucks

Let's burn it all down

You guys are all wrong. Amazon is the Book King. He wants to be Amazon.

glaucoma in my bird eyes, a coma for the third time, push, it turn to shove, I'm ripping out like UC Irvine

>>52532329
No, pretty sure he’s just literally referring to the kids books you all bought when he told you too. All your theories turned out to be nothing, that’s not changing. Don’t forget, you’re here forever

>>52532346
that's good you better listen

>>52532329
>Book King
Booking
"Book 'em" Meaning he will be cleaning up Wallstreet by exposing the criminals and fraudsters who are leeching out an existence literally doing NOTHING for this country but eating our productive work.

>>52532346
nice to see you bend the knee bitch

new id now

One of these days, shills. One of these days. Watch yourselves.

>>52532346

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It’s pretty obvious they’re paid to be here as only shills watching the every movement RC makes would jump at the opportunity to fud in such a specific way. A smger just popping in to check on the schizo wouldn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about when referring to a book with secret messages.

>>52532497
>A smger just popping in to check on the schizo wouldn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about when referring to a book with secret messages.
Unless he read the thread? You know, the thread he popped into, where you all explain what you’re talking about.

>>52532544
>you all explain what you're talking about
aha you thought

Kek crypto baggies

The messages will soon be sent telepathically by Cohen

>>52532497
Right? The shills are a little too dedicated to not be paid. It makes sense that every single place where people are talking about GME will need naysayers. There have been a lot of studies with HOW people interact with things like news studies. Most people only read headlines and maybe the first paragraph of an article. And even in articles that are bad, they know that comment sections are a great place to offer counterarguments that can frustrate readers and will literally make people walk away undecided.
They know the value in narrative control and strategic use of commenters to propel the desired narrative.
Unfortunately for them they are too late the DD is all but been settled. No matter how much they try, they can't seem to get on top of the GME narrative that the shorts never closed. They are desperate and LIVID that ZOG is losing control of media narratives, and people purposefully sidestep official narratives and speak directly to each other as opposed to deferring to ZOG. The amount of tools and strategies being deployed to no avail to mitigate the damage being done is freaking them out. GME counterfeit scandal is massive, it is akin to all of your friends and family showing up to your house while you are in the middle of the trying to hide a body. Hyper illegal. Lifetime in jail. Losses so large that the collateral damage could destroy the entirety of the global financial system. All of your peers and authorities are all complicit and fucking pissed that you could be so fucking stupid. And there is nothing they can do. If they literally stop shorting for even a second the lack of liquidity will have the price shoot through the moon. So all they can do is make the problem worse and worse and worse. And the only way to fix this is possibly convince people to walk away. People who don't listen to you and frankly don't really give a fuck if the system burns to the ground. Womp Womp.

>52532544
Kek.

>>52529376
>>52529399
chekt and rekt

I think to this day they are still opening up new shorts on stocks that were previously unaffected but are in positions (where I assume) they think they can be brought back down. See TSM.

This is just me, but just saying shorts r fuk isn't good enough for me but for them to continue to open up new short positions does leave me with a good feeling. That kind of hubris gets slapped the fuck down.

>>52532646
>People who don't listen to you and frankly don't really give a fuck if the system burns to the ground.
Turns out spending decades systematically degrading the most powerful-in-aggregate part of society and then laughing when they voice concerns is not a winning strategy. If only someone tried to say that

>>52532777
checked, my liege!

WAGMI

>>52532777
Lucky 7's!

We're in the endgame, lads. Our God Emperor is back. WAGMI.
>sneed hedgies and shills

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>>52532719
They are likely hiding the shorts in family desks who do not need to report them as one of the tricks. Gates will have a huge position I bet after his litle diatribe on TV about meme stocks

>>52532719
neat

>>52532868
This is very likely.

>>52532646
you have no idea how big of lifeless losers some people are. especially on 4chan

>>52532269
I enjoy watching other men (specifically ryan cohen and all my frens here on /biz/) relentlessly fuck hedgies while I wait my turn to fuck the new hole I tear open in Ken's ass cheek

>>52530143
I luled

>>52532926
I think the lifeless losers would be dogpiling the hedgies and buying/DRSing for the meme of blowing out a hedge fund. GME has all of the hallmarks of being internet mischief at it's finest, with the very real possibility of making life changing money. I don't think the shillies are anything buy paid actors.
Even that Lum guy is like... what... a cheerleader for SOXL? What are the odds that an avatar fag who hates GME was promoting an ETF that collapsed? This place is full of Cramer-tier shills looking to pawn off their bags onto retail. I don't think the same is true for GME though. If there was a good thesis this was a pump and dump or the shorts didn't exist people would have sniffed it out and then looked for a counterargument/repudiation. That simply does not happen.

>>52532719
These may be worth a look if you have access.
https://doi.org/10.1016/j.pacfin.2016.02.001
https://doi.org/10.1108/JES-04-2021-0210
https://doi.org/10.1108/JES-04-2022-0235

>>52533108
thanks anon. This is the type of shit I come to these threads for.

Uh-oh stinky weasel

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>>52533165
I think trump is a dumb fuck that appeals to the lowest common denominator but considering institutional reactions to his tenure and potential return, its obvious he is a necessary chemo and any signs that his 2024 campaign might be viable, could provide needed instability and uncertainty to destabilize SHFs.

Is the captcha down for anyone else? At this point is it only 'verification not required' posts that will get through?

>>52533044
Checked
I’m constantly surprised by how few people are actually in this play. Shills claim we’re all huffing copium but this whole saga makes me giddy

After this is all over and you walk away a billionaire what philanthropic projects will you do? Personally, I will fund money to teams of geneticists to save dog breeds that are going extinct, except for pitbulls.

>>52533302
Build apiaries.

>>52533302
Gassing jews

>>52533108
how do i get access without paying these fucks

>>52532868

>>52533302
Having the time and resources to fuck around with genetic variations of animals/plants is going to be fun as fuck.

>>52533329
google working scihub links site:r eddit.com

get a working scihub link, paste the DOI or url for the paper. Enjoy.

What's the newest cope, baggie bros?

>>52533318
Yes! Save the bees bro. I need to get some raw honey.

Something big going off on 11/22/22

wallstreet is going to be a smoldering hole in the ground when this is all over.

>>52533379
cheers mate

>>52533362
I'm going to have all the time and resources to save all the dog breeds going extinct due to inbreeding. It will feel good. It would be nice to have corn that is not sprayed with glyphosate.

>>52533399
Tell us more, black swan anon. This has to do with that crypto tanking?

Considering that after 2008 nobody really got punished and the system hardly changed for the better, how do we make sure this time will be different? How do we ensure that ALL of these criminals receive severe punishment so that this nonsense never happens again? They just can't keep getting away with it anymore because their chicanery is going to reach levels of destruction never thought possible.

>>52533382
Ryan Cohen wrote childrens books so baggies would finally understand him (get a job and work, there is no moass) but now they are dreaming of an NFT divvy again. Lost cause. Ryan already removed GME chairman from his Twitter bio.

>>52533382
RC is sending secret messages through children’s books

>>52533302
Ocean restoration, including a fleet of patrol aircraft to sink all Chinese flagged vessels that approach North America.

>>52532044
Comf checked.

>>52533431
I wouldn't call this one secret

>>52533289
I think the narrative control is effective enough to keep people away. The FUD that the squeezed in January 2021 is compelling enough to the uninitiated. But ever since that time we have seen numerous anomalies in the behavior of this stock's price, volume, options, glitches etc. We can still see evidence that someone is swimming naked in the GME pool. Even a quick gander at Citadel's very own balance sheet proves that massively short on SOMETHING. It's perfectly reasonable to assume that they were shorting GME at $4 per share, and if that is the case, their $60BN liability would be impossible to close with their $5BN in equity.

>>52533229
The real lesson to have learned from the last 6 years is that no one's going to fix the system and save us. There are pricks inside the system and pricks outside the system who want to be inside it. Just like how Lauer is trying to use us to get a seat at the fucking table.
Even Ryan Cohen should be looked at with caution. There's nothing to criticise him for yet. But like every other billionaire, he will fuck us if it benefits him. In the long run, he benefits more as we benefit though - at the moment.

>>52533421
thats just the icing on the cake, I want returns that will give me financial independence. If anything, I would prefer for the dumb fucks to keep their jobs because when they inevitably fuck up like this again, I can put in a few hundred thousand and do this all over again from a much better position. If anything, people with much fatter bank accounts and an eye for fuckery might flip the script on this whole thing, who knows.

>>52529440
>>52529743
Someone needs to email the editor. Did the people familiar with the matter say Warren Ichan indicated it was over valued or did Ichan himself indicate it was over valued?

>>52533430
I CAN HEAR THE TEARS HITTING YOUR KEYBOARD FROM HERE, LMFAO.

If you are short, you're going to lose everything. have fun in clown world.

>>52533453
Ocean restoration is a good one. Ever think about making plastic out of seaweed? Write that one down, I heard it's better than plastic.

>>52533421
Running code trumps written law every time. The only permanent fix is destroying tradfi, then moving to next-block settlement on a public blockchain where their Hebrew shenanigans are impossible.

>>52533467
n...nothing to see here. k..kek b...baggies!!!

>>52533467
True. Clearly says rocket and moon are out of GameStop’s grasp.

>>52533421
Personally I am going to bang all of the SHF's gf's.

>>52533472
Not to mention all of the glitches or the 115 million shares that showed up on ortex a few weeks ago. GME has a lot of strange anomalies and glitches that no other stock has. Should be telling that something is up

>>52533508
I'm putting hits out on everyone in Office that has stonewalled this for 2 years.

The world will be a better place post Moass, I guarantee it.

>>52533508
I wonder if Ken Griffin has a daughter...

>>52533421
Nigger I don’t give a fuck if all of them walk away. I’m not holding this stock for any reason other than to force a bunch of faggots to give me infinite dollars.

>>52533421
start killing people. Lay your life down and ask others to do the same, so that these psychopaths begin to realize that there are real world consequences. An hero after you blow their brains out if you fear reprocussion. Something has to change though

>>52533362
>having time and resources to fuck around with genetic variations of animals/plants is going to be fun as fuck
you can say that again

>>52533467
The fact that RC is willing to mock the people he’s fucking is the best part desu. I knew he was untouchable when he mocked Elon on Twitter.

>>52533488
Didn’t they specify this in the article? I’d email them myself but I’m waging.

Oops MoAss effect

>>52533487
>I would prefer for the dumb fucks to keep their jobs because when they inevitably fuck up like this again, I can put in a few hundred thousand and do this all over again from a much better position
This is why I'm here. EMH is dead and it's time to prove it. Empirically.

>>52533644
>It's been 15 years Mass Effect and we still haven't come to terms with choosing Ashley over Kaiden
15 more years, bagbros

>>52533421
Infinite risk infinite losses. Can't bail out infinity. Normies losing their retirements en masse is also a good motivator for them to start paying attention again.

>>52533430
you seem upset, Todd.

>>52533667
If my investments mature into multi millions after 15 years I still can't think of a better investment XD
I think DRS will hit a critical threshold where they will have to find a way to unwind this before it goes any further. It will also be hilarious watching the FAKE OUTRAGE by media, government, SEC etc when they try and pretend they didn't know this was happening for decades and everyone knew it and did nothing about it.
They will trot Ken Griffin around in handcuffs in an orange jump suit proclaiming to the world "Look what we found! A rat! We have saved democracy and capitalism from this scourge for we are the only ones who sniffed out this ROGUE ACTOR's evil ponzi scheme"

>>52533699
stop outting yourself as a non white

>>52533714
>He's happy to hold and be cucked for 15 more years

>>52533714
Well if they don't do anything about it I'm rolling a million straight into DRSing other cellarboxed companies. We can keep playing this game over and over until all these naked shorting loopholes are closed.

>>>/v/618737285

>wow this isn't a totally astro turfed typical v/irgin retard thread

Is there a dumber board than /v/?

>52533737
I love that at some point you guys stopped denying the thesis that infinite gains were on the table. Kek. All you’ve done is datefag and act like you wouldn’t hold for however long it took to free yourself. Good thing it starts on Tuesday.

It really is pathetic that shills have to grasp on anything they can in a poor attempt at creating fud. For fucks sake this charade will not go on for 15 more years. Come on now.

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>>52533760
It’s really hard for shills to argue in bad faith for extended periods of time.

Tomorrow is looking spicy, lads!
Banking collapse!
>>>/pol/405235374

>>52533737
I don't plan to retire for quite some time, so what's the point in earning a return or chasing yield when I am locked into an infinity pool-tier MOASS?
And it's looking like DRS% is marching higher on a daily basis. I think this will be resolved long before 15 years.

>>52533807
Kek, they really were just holding on until the mid terms weren't they? Lmao this really doesn't do any good for the paranoid schizophrenic in me when I read things online that try to explain why certain people "fall for conspiracy theories"....

"People find it comforting to believe that there are people out there controlling everything, as if the direction we head is pre ordained by higher powers. This gives the conspiracy theorist reassurance that they or someone else can lead things in a different direction."

Kek. Gaslighting cnuts.

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>52533807
>>52533861
>niggas falling for old pasta

>>52533951
>yfw
Never selling.

>>52533998
I7kKF04a falls for literally every single larp and happening posted anywhere.

>>52533998
oh shit you're right.
my bad.

>>52534018
>Never selling.

>>52534075
>yfw
kek seethies

>>52534088
>yfw
58% DRS% and DTCC refusing to let dividend shares leave the shores of the U.S. MOASS confirmed.

>>52534088
>Baggie thinks I'm seething
can't stop kekking at stupid fuck baggies

>>52533514
How do you know other stocks don't have these kind of anomalies? There is no other stocks that are watched by retards to this extent.

Lads, I can't help but feel we still have a significant amount of waiting to do

>>52534099
ew the fuck is that pepe he ugly no cap

>>52534021
ask him if this is the $3 BBBY waiting room (it is)

>>52534106
Digits already decided it happens in March. Try to keep up

>>52534142
>he can't tell different posters
>he STILL doesn't know

>>52534175
>same misplaced smugness
>same reaction images theme (he can't tell because he's retarded)
It's over for you.
>it never began

>>52534097
That was the biggest tell for me that the Europoors got no shares. You better believe you're in a happening!

>>52534186
>he cant tell the difference between images
>still doesn't know

>>52534106
Good. Gives me more time to buy. My position has grown from 100 shares pre split to over 5000 post split because of their can kicking. Every day they give me to secure capital through work, and direct purchase shares, will be 5 days which I don’t have to work after true price discovery. If this took 2 more years it would only mean a more magnificent experience on “the big day”. I personally think that now that the company is entering a phase of profitability, there will be no way to prevent new capital flowing in. GameStop could feasibly have one of the best fundamental balance sheets in the sector by next year, and there is nothing the shorts will be able to do to prevent new money flooding in. As soon as the company starts increasing profits, it’s ober. Until then I keep buying because it’s the single greatest financial opportunity of my life

>>52534212
I'd argue it's over until the company starts making profits. Which, even with an army of redditors fanatically shopping for funko pops, they have been unable to do. I don't see the NFT marketplace generating revenue either

>>52534212
5000 shares.
Based.

>>52534108
Bart's Fart and Shart doesn't really work because it would then be Sneed's Feed and Sheed. Stop posting it

>>52534212
from 200 to just over 1,000 myself

>>52534186
He’ll still be here in 3 years after MOASS has already happened and BBBY has been delisted telling us we “still don’t get it.”

there are actual non knowers itt

>>52534294
I've gone from 50 shares before the sneeze to now over 800

>>52534352
How can I knowmax while still being ignorant?

>>52534212
>>52534294
>>52534361
Hedgies really thought they could kick the can enough times where people would just somehow forget or lose interest instead of devoting all of this time accumulating more shares. They severely underestimated the power of autism and spite in large numbers.

>>52534414
I literally buy out of spite for the crash from 480 premarket to 40

>>52534414
Have all the spite you want, your shitstock isn't squeezing a second time
Even Cohen agrees it's overvalued

The only squeeze is cohen squeezing every last penny out of dumbfuck reddit baggies who think they can see the future gme chart in the pattern of a childs hair if they turn his new childrens book (just $49.99 goy) upside down

I've been able to up my stack to the XXXX range. Thanks hedgies!

>>52533108
Can a mate get a dl link for 10.1108/JES-04-2021-0210? Got the other 2 from sci hub, but no luck on that one

>>52534470
It's literally a cartoon hairline. Good god baggies, you really are stupid as fuck.

>>52534470
>>52534448
ok but you can't change my mind. DRS 100%.

>>52534563
Good god, pajeet, you really are stinky as fuck.

>>52533229
Trump is a zionist like the rest of them. He just acts and sound different to appeal to another crowd.
Life might have been better under him, but at the end of the day all he did was pour money at nigs and jews. Also allowed the death vaxx to be pushed on people.

>>52534106
I think you're right. I get the sense that was the overwhelming message from his books. "Be patient and you will be rewarded"

I think we're looking at a five year hold kind of job.

Video very much unrelated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH5-rSxilxo

>>52533494
>ocean restoration
Just nuke china and india and the problem is fixed.

>>52534414
I guarantee some intern found us, said “oh fuck,” and tried to relay upstream that the internet has chosen another target for its autistic focus. But boomers being boomers, he was completely ignored until months later when Kenny got a call from a couple of twins that said he had deesappointed them for ze last time. By then it was too late

>>52534470
>schizoid baggies
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking retarded delusional baggies. I shit on your graves.

>>52534790
I dont know how this would be possible since we are all still alive and not in graves. Your logic confuses me.

What's hilarious is when this book shit inevitably doesn't turn out to be anything, you'll all forget about it like clockwork and move on the next cope.
Kek predictable bags
Kek baggies

>>52534827
Maybe try reading a book once in a while and you'd understand hyperbole. FAGGOT.

>52534851
What's really really hilarious is you being (on a sunday) in a thread for a stock you don't hold hedgie cumsock kek bet you know more about the ins and outs of this last 2 years than actual holders, fucking pathetic get a life lmao

>>52534908
Kek triggered baggies. You're really coming undone. See you in a month more the next cope.
>BAGGIES!

>>52534790
Ask yourself why would someone go out of their way to write angry things about people who bought shares of a retail video game store. Why do they put so much effort in caring about others personal financial decisions? Is it because they might be paid to be afraid of something? Are they even paid at all?

>>52534790
No we will become rich, and then we are flying to your village to find you so we can be friends

>>52534908
The last defense of the baggie
>MUH PAID SHILL
you know a group has turned into a cult when thats the only argument they have left

>>52534995
>he does it for free

>>52535033
Better than perpetually being in the red like you baggies

>Mr. Buffett confirmed having had a conversation with Mr. Cohen, but said he “doesn’t remember any particulars” from it
>Even Mr. Icahn indicated to Mr. Cohen at their meeting last month that he thought GameStop was overvalued
>Nancy Peterson urged Mr. Cohen to raise more money as an insurance policy so he wouldn’t be forced to sell, putting him in a stronger negotiating position with PetMstart. Mr. Cohen agreed even though it would mean diluting existing investors
>At the end of their meeting, Mr. Cohen asked for a picture with Mr. Icahn. He obliged but was surprised to see Mr. Cohen post it the next day on twitter
>Social-media commenters suggested it signaled Mr. Ichan had endorsed GameStop. In fact, the elder activist had indicated to Mr. Cohen he thought GameStop was overvalued
>For now, Mr. Cohen is working on a series of children’s books called “Teddy”

What a fucking faggot kek

>it's March 2023
>you don't know why this date was hyped, something about swaps
>it doesn't matter, it's the only date we have
>it comes and goes
>some people insist on T+2 so you wait another couple days
>nothing happens
>it's now March 2023 and you're still waiting on a short squeeze from Jan 2021
>not so short now, huh?
>the only copium left is DRSing the float
>we're around 70% now
>dates on Reddit get thrown around
>August 2023
>”it… It’s tomorrow…”

>>52535090
I don't think RC is playing 4D chess any longer. I think he's just flailing in the dark and we're attributing silence to intelligence

That larper on /pol/ claiming GBTC was hosed on Monday is correct.

https://cryptopotato.com/grayscale-says-no-to-proof-of-reserves/

>>52534851
you seem upset, Toddo.
>It really makes the noggin jog that randos are upset that I own 5000 shares of GME.

There are people ITT who know that hedge funds are trapped like a man's balls in a garden chair an still think that they have a way out without serious pain and yet they still try their appeal to emotion scripts

>>52534414
And now it's so much easier to buy GME because of the post-split price.

>>52535154
>mfw his GME position was worth 305k 1 year ago
>mfw his GME position is now worth 135k

>>52535064
>perpetually
at worst, this is a 100x play

>>52535197
It did go from $4 to $400, yes

>>52535163
>Miami-Dade
Local Florida Man Gets Testicles Stuck in Plastic Chair, Rescued

>the chromosome smugglers are here again
I would tell you fuckers to go back, but, you know, you’re so insufferable even reddit didn’t want to keep you around. That’s honestly an achievement

>>52535205
and now it's going to $10,000 per share MINIMUM. In reality a lot more.

>>52535262
Wow, 10k will do me

Call me a weird-o but I’m glad someone killed a bunch of homos in Colorado last night.

Still stoked I’m about to be a millionaire in the meantime

we are going to wagmi tomorrow.

>>52534790
I am your grave.

Uh-oh stinky fallout

>>52535574
I can't believe I listened to Keith and bought ftx at $25

>>52535631
>hE dOeSn'T kNoW

>>52535631
It's sad that Keith lives in your head rent free. The whole thread nobody has mentioned him but here you come in at the very end and you just can't resist

>>52535574
>Anything FTX
Cope

FTX, like 9/11, was an inside job by the US government to make power grab moves. This was all to create a distrust of unregulated crypto, so they can pass bills to regulate it closely without any resistance now, just as they are working on creating a digital dollar. This is the US government taking even more freedom from you. They will be able to track everything you do and control you through the digital currency all while being able to print as much as they want with no one knowing. CASH IS KING

>>52535720
>>52535720
>>52535720
Threaded.

>>52535668
By name, no, but he's been shitting up this thread just like the past 300 ones.
And is it really rent free if he causes people to lose money due to him shilling his shitty distractions?

https://youtu.be/uN2Dw8AOdMk