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52530086 No.52530086 [Reply] [Original]

how do we profit from aliens? we have 1 week to prepare

>> No.52530112

we sell them slaves obviously

>> No.52530131

>>52530112
i don't have any slaves to sell

>> No.52530206

>>52530086
>1 week
My sources say double that time

>> No.52530217

>>52530086
Souvenir tee shirts, hats, socks, fridge magnets, key ring fobs, stickers, post cards, shot glasses. The possibilities are endless

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>>52530086
Zhere is a New Pandemic in town.

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>> No.52530374

>>52530086
1 months later they get enslaved by jews.

>> No.52530388

>>52530086
I have seen these alien predictions ranging from minutes to a couple years in the future every now and then since coming to 4chan in 2006. If you're not just mentally ill I advise you to get a better sense of humor

>> No.52530406

>>52530388
i've seen any sord of predictions since i was a tiny zoom zoom faglet, 21 december 2012 had the biggest hype so far.

>> No.52530439

>>52530374
kek

>> No.52530451

>>52530388
>it hasn't happened before, therefore it can never happen in the future!

>> No.52530459

>>52530451
Will you livestream yourself slitting your throat for /biz/ after new years?

>> No.52530471

>>52530459
maybe