/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52525590
Go to factories, warehouses, docks and give men blowjobs. Charge $50 and aim to finish them off within 5 minutes and you could pull in $600 an hour so you could do it in weeks, very low expenses also just a sturdy pair of kneepads, gas and mouthwash.

>>52525590
sell drugs

Part time bank robber

>>52525590

>wants 50k
>completely unwilling to do anything that would make 50k

you could start a business, but you'd work more at that than a wagecuck job so, one way or another you're working for it.

money wont just fall on you bro

>>52525636
I already have a job, I already trade crypto, I already have a passive income stream of ~$50k. I’m just looking to do something else outside of what I’m already doing. Eventually I will move into real estate but it seems like more of a preservation play than an acceleration play.

buy a lot of investment grade corporate bonds when the economy really rolls over

>>52525625
How does one get into this?

>>52525622
That doesn't work unless you're a girl.

>>52525683
>I already have a passive income stream of ~$50k.

Doubtful. Then why are you asking how to get it?

>>52525590
indoor shrimp farming.

>>52526342
It’s through a private equity deal I got into years ago. Those kinds of deals are few and far between and I don’t have the millions to be the money guy that gets a phone call every time Joe Blow is looking to do a raise.
I’m asking to see if anyone has any other ideas or things they’ve done that worked out well. I’m kinda just bored man.

>>52525590
buy all the fidget spinners you can get, and wait for 30 years for them to make a comeback.

corner the market for some niche collectible item.

buy a .com domainname for a company that makes it big next year

write a bestselling book

sell your feetpics on onlyfans

organize a mainstream sportsevent and rake in the sponsor money

claim your land as a sovereign state and start to print your own money supply

>>52526330
Lmao if you're a good looking tranny or even just a fem white boi it would.

>>52526274
buy drugs for x price, and resell at higher y price.

30yr bonds are at 4%, so you just need $1.8m for $50k/yr, net, $1.3m for $50k/yr gross

>>52525622
wtf is this real

>>52526813
Where to buy drugs? Where to find customers? Does the deep web still have stores where you can order shit? I'd like to do the legal ones from big pharma, heard the kids are all into that shit these days.

>>52525622
Truckstops are also a good spot.

>>52528502
You can grow weed and sell it to college students or skaters. Or buy coke in the hood or in alphabay and sell it in the disco.

>>52528502
You're going to get robbed and try to sell to a cop. Stick to wacking off to trannies

>>52525625
Making 50k in drug money is WAAAY more hassle than waging in an office

>>52528502
If you are white and degenerate, you can try be with hells angels or comparable groups (you will also need protection anyways), but they will most likely scam you. Don’t even try Black or other gangs ( even if you are black or other).

You can grow Magic Mushrooms and Weed, but that’s a lot of work in itself (apart from hiding from the police, people trying to kill you for your stash, customers and sources ratting you out for lesser sentences, getting blackmailed, etc)

Your best bet is buying on Alphabay and selling to college students, but that’s a full time job as well

>>52525590
why not go to estates and buy and resell stuff
>t. 40 black guy that listened to gary vee once and now dresses like steve harvey

>>52525622
Sounds pretty fucking gay, BUT hear me out a second here