/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52519626
Solana

>>52519626
Cold bitcoin wallet

>>52519626
Gold chains and spin rims

If you are legally resident in an EU country you are entitled to open a "basic payment account". Banks cannot refuse your application for a basic payment account just because you don't live in the country where the bank is established. This right does not apply to other types of bank account, such as savings accounts.

>>52519626
EBT cards

>>52519751
>Gold chains
I heard this is the actual reason drug dealers would buy gold chains, big if true

>>52519626

Unironically, Gold.

>>52521450
True. The Alphabet people can’t seize jewelry. They can confiscate gold, bank accounts and real estate but they can’t with jewelry.

It’s a small hat trick passed onto famous blacks when (((they))) couldn’t keep them from committing crime and losing everything financially. Have to keep the golden goose to continue in laying those eggs so they can get paid at the very least.

>>52521450
>I heard this is the actual reason drug dealers would buy gold chains
That is the actual reason jewelry as a whole exists. It was always about being able to carry wealth on you.

>>52519626
paintings

>>52519626
M O N E R O

>>52519626
Real estate

>>52519626
Hold cash for a year or two and then commercial real estate. If you're an all cash buyer you'll be able to steal quality institutional multifamily assets for half of current valuations given the interest rate picture. But probably 12-24 months before that bottoms so you need to just hold cash until then. I'd live in Ye Gardens.

SOLANA, POLKA DOT

Hitmen so I can take over the bank

>>52519626
easy, solana

>>52521450
Not true.

Cops can do whatever they want, whenever they want. If you have jewelry and a cop takes it and throws it in a river, the cop probably won’t face any disciplinary action whatsoever. If you get booked and they put your jewelry or money in a personal belongings bag, no one will be investigated if it turns up missing (unless A LOT OF PEOPLE claim their personal property turned up missing too, then maybe they’ll investigate).

Another route they can take is Civil Seizure/Civil Asset Forfeiture where they can pretty much say your jewelry was obtained via illegal drug activity. Then they’d take it and make you come to court with documentation of where you bought it and where you got the money from to buy it. By the time you go through all of that you’ve probably wasted thousands on level fees and attorneys. Most people just walk away when met with the option of fighting for their property.

Most cops won’t put you through all of that. But there is a good amount of them out there who are crooked to the core and will use all options to abuse their power/authority.

Start a private financial institution where I will store the wealth in gold. Then sell Ye bucks which will be backed by gold. Then probably get Gaddafi'd

>>52519626
you use an offshore trust. every single rich person uses them. search panama or pandora papers, there are 100s of companies in cook islands, nevis, singapore, that set them up. bridge trusts are a popular one now a days because its convenient, and then if anything happens you flip a switch and tell them everyone to suck a fat cock because you own nothing like rockefeller told u not to

>>52519626
Go to Panama, incorporate a few off shores and get some nominee directors, and then use these offshores to incorporate some LLCs in Nevada and Delaware, again with nominee directors, and have those in turn incorporate an Inc. in whatever state you are. Have the Inc hire you as a manager and put you on payroll. The Inc. opens bank accounts with a credit card for the manager. You only need to figure out where the Inc sends your paycheck to.

>>52519626

XMR

>>52519785
>rules exactly as gay as one might expect from Bruxelles. No wonder EU is the home base for furries.

Who banks Brigitte Bardot in France?
https://nypost.com/2021/11/05/brigitte-bardot-fined-for-inciting-racial-hatred-6th-time/

I bought 4 pairs of Yeezys after he announced death con 3 on merchants

>>52521450
Thing is, you can post bail immediately from the belongings on your body. Try having 200k in cash on you at all times

>>52519626
XMR

>>52524431
based fellow privacy enjoyer

>>52519626

>>52524431
how do you move significant sums of xmr with no exchanges supporting it? like say 6 figures or even 7 figures

>>52519626
XRP. I'd be my own bank

>>52525026
If you own XMR you can move it at will just like any other cryptocurrency. Perhaps you mean exchange your fiat for XMR? In which case you can use a DEX with a different coin you buy with fiat or find an exchange that allows you to buy XMR directly (i.e kraken).

>>52523930
It's a lot easier for the police to seize your bank account than to seize gold trinkets in my pocket

>>52519626
ammo

>>52525071
whoops yea i meant to fiat. what's the largest, safest dex? can you easily move 6/7 figures a day through it?

>>52525085
No it’s not. It’s lot harder to seize bank accounts, real estate, and obviously crypto

>1PBTID

>>52519632
this or ETH are the only two answers. putting a huge fortune into some random shitcoin would be hilariously stupid.

>>52524578
i'm sorry but these shoes are hideous on a scale only comparable to crocs. i understand that its the new sign of being red pilled, but jesus those things look something a coked up hollywood tranny like macauly culkin would wear

>>52525295
You would need to go peer 2 peer and will never really be able to move 6 figures through it. Even if you use bitcoin it is unlikely. No banks remember, you need to get the cash physically. Nobody is going to meet you with 100k in cash to buy bitcoin every day.

>>52526480
>Nobody is going to meet you with 100k in cash to buy bitcoin every day.
The only reason they wouldn't is because they feared the banks making a fuss.

>>52519626
BTC is the only answer.

>>52519626
>not keeping excess wealth in teeth
ngmi

>>52519626
Silver

>>52519626
i'd start a bank. it only takes $10MM to start a little bank.

Shib

>>52519626
gold in my backyard

>>52525576
post your shoes. let's see your exquisite taste in footware.

>>52519626
probably PMs, physical cash, cryptocurrencies, bearer bonds, odd marketable securities, diamonds, pinball machines, pokemon cards, pallets of bic lighters, real estate

>>52519632
this is a correct answer
>>52521492
this is also acceptable.

>>52524916
this is the real reason, pretty clever actually

>>52524916
actually, i want to redo my previous reply to this post.

the purpose of the gold chains is actually so when you get arrested, your wealth held by law enforcement cannot be taken away/stolen. the prison is protecting all your gold. i don't think you can post bail with it as it is not cash.

>>52532423
A bail bondsman would almost certainly accept it and they're usually right across the street from the jail so you'd just have to get a hold of them and see if they'll walk over. Idk, might work.