/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52518748
Coinmetro holders are the only good people in crypto and everyone else is bad.
What is the point of building in house solutions for managing customer service if Coinmetro are still dependant on Intercom, a third party solution to ticket issues. Look what happened to Kraken because they used Zendesk which is almost the exact same thing. >>52516572

>>52519124
oh my god, this is peak november.
ahem, cm uses fire blocks, bitgo, third party node providers for staking. I would hope that the whole stack will be in house, including support. That would be pretty crazy, huge waste but being completely independent sound like a cool dream. Could be wrong though.

Kraken made a big fuss about this very thing, about how crypto companies have their completely own infrastructure, staking, custody. I heard him talk about this in a tweet that lcx's founder retweeted, which is ironic because they have exclusively use third party services and have zero in house build solutions.

>>52519414
found it https://twitter.com/lcx/status/1382765085643444224?t=6SZN_X18YNA48RFefPES8A&s=19

>>52519358
None of the things you listed really would benefit from being in house enough for them to bother building their own alternatives, at least not in the short to mid term.. They use third party liquidity providers too. Customer data protection on the other hand needs to be locked down or their clients will get $20 wrench attacked which is very bad for business. Kevin got junk mail personally addressed to him telling him to buy HEX from Richard Heart before so he knows what this feels like.
>>52519414
I thought both Kraken and Coinmetro did this but they are both clearly dependant on at least one SAAS provider. I can appreciate that their ticket systems probably were vetted as being held to a very high standard but when you are dependant on other companies in any way you have no idea if they bother following their own rules. This isn't a problem if you are partnered with banks or credit card companies because they have to care about this kind of thing but when you are working with software engineers who mostly deal with people returning faulty goods they are going to get lazy.
>>52519494
>Implying Monty watched more than the first 5 seconds.

>>52519546
yeah I'm thinking, there also is software that is internally used like zoom and stuff, it doesn't make sense to replace everything. Just sensitive services that directly deal with funds and data

Did we reach dispar yet? I really don't think so. Everyone seems hopeful about the future and how BTC literally cannot drop more than it did bro

>>52519820
People still haven't given up on BTC or even their dead alts yet. Wait until it becomes unprofitable to mine with energy shortages in the winter and mETH deads start calling it a scam that they can't sell.

>>52519892
Why aren't they unlocking the ETH?
I don't get it. Also, lol to people locking in their money for 5% apy.

>>52519947
>lol to people locking in their money for 5% apy.
haha yeah haha

>>52519947
>>52519976
Anything that isn't PoW, is a scam.

but why is the ETH locked when the transition succeeded? I just don't get the rationale. I'd prefer if it was all unlocked soon so people could sell and capitulate so I could buy.

>>52520031
wow based
>>52520064
ahem sweaty eth is a private company they don't have to explain anything to you.
>>52519892
yay

>>52520064
ETH has a problem with people looking for non existant yield. Forcing people to hold makes more yield available for everyone else.

>Have yet to release Proof-of-Reserve or Proof-of-Liabilities whilst all other sexchanges have done so in light of recent events
>Have done absolutely nothing to re-assure their users that they are not at risk of insolvency or investigation (zero e-mails, zero blogposts etc)
>Kevone thinks the price floor is genius and even goes so far as to claim majority of people agree with him (lol lmfao)
>Kevone claimed the price floor was to save their investors' bags and to prevent them from panic selling (even though it was set before LUNA crashed and 1 BTC was $40k)
>CEO is illiterate
>XCM was admittedly created so that the sexchange could continue operations (paying employees with xcm, market selling xcm, etc)
>60c price floor was set based on an equity funding round thus classifying xcm as a security
>CEO publicly states their token is directly correlated to the businesses evaluation, SEC look no further hehe nuffin to see here
>XCM holds zero utility and copies known DeFi scamcentives such as staking / reflection / leverage to incentivize eternal hodlers over miniscule yields
>5 hodlers have a majority of the supply, Murcko personally having between 50M - 100M xcm and they refuse to release addresses publicly as "not on their list of priorities" meanwhile dark mode is the highest priority
>Oliver one of their Board of Directors publicly stated "The minority of users have the majority of funds, so we're simply not affected" So 99% of their clients are unimportant in satisfying or reassuring. Truly an exchange for the people (if you're over 7 figures that is)
>Increase staking limit from 500,000 to 1,000,000 because your whales peer pressured them that they want more money and these desperate scammers actually fuggin did it (lawlz)
Ironic for "the most transparent CEO in crypto" who prides himself as being so much superior to all other sexchanges. Words are cheap, have fun listening to this snake oil Conmetroman who believes transparency is all about doing AMAs

>>52520397
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken. When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest. Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it. When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved. ...god I’m fucked up.

>>52520397
Now let's see Paul Allan's criticism

>>52519218

I keep thinking about GANZ long after watching it, seems like it was better than I thought

>>52518748
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm

> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>>52521439
Stop copypasting.

>>52521439
cat ears are aesthetic

>>52518748
>>52521454
>>52521512
Go back.

>>52521758
cat ears are aesthetic

>>52521758
lolicats > epic newfag culture war tard posting

>>52520397
Not reeeeaalllyyy