/biz/ - Business & Finance

TIME TO BUIDL, FRENS!

>>52518600
You're on twitter
commit sudoku, faggot

>>52518600
its here to stay

>>52518600
we're low enough, we just need to crab for a few months
these normies dont know the soul crushing agony of 12 months of sideways movement

fuck our ancestors to give women rights

>>52518643
Only me and like 500 million other people anon

>20 year old crypto educator
kek

>>52518600
It's never going away anon. web3 has reached critical mass.

>>52518600
Bros, is there anyway I can give her some money?

>>52518669
she also just "joined crypto" in 2021, would you like to book a call with her so she can share her expertise? $100 an hour.

>>52518698
Still so far to fall

>>52518698
You know, she's probably only slightly behind George in terms of crypto education

>>52518600
About a year of sideways, choppy PA.

>>52518600
Cute

>>52518669
worse, her twitter profile avatar is not just a selfie. it's an ~*~*NFT*~*~
>being so narcissistic that you spend ethereum to log a picture of yourself to a blockchain

https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/61514270653227758922645956019803017933142094298664837758855683074309387976705

to answer the question, most crypto thots will be gone within a year of solid crabbing. quicker if they joined during the all time high

>>52518696
obviously, idiot. there's not a single woman online involved with any of the following, who's not ready with some kind of payment ability before you even ask
>crypto
>bikinis
>vlogs
>porn
>gaming
>twitch
>"humor"
>podcasts
>"learning to code"
>existing

>>52518600
She knows her worth …. Is only sexual. that is all women have to offer their sexuality they bring nothing of value to the table besides having children which they don’t do anymore they rather kill the only thing they produce that is valuable to the world and trade it for a Jewish lie. Sad

>>52518802
this
welcome to clown world, i hope you are having fun

you guys spend your whole lives trying to "hustle" and get mad as fuck when a 20 year old woman pulls it off. respect the grift

these whores will never go away anon, they're here to stay thanks to beta men. Roasties gain from leeching off of lonely men regardless of the medium (crypto, gaming, sports, etc).

>>52518831
>respect the grift
Okay so If I grift all you idiots into giving me money will you respect me and not mass report me when I scam you all?
I doubt it.
By the way I've got plans for the next bullrun and a team of marketers and artist ready to start scamming /biz/ 24/7
We got proxies and everything ready to go because of you scamming faggots won't stop I'm gonna ruin the fun for everyone.

>>52518698
The $100 for an hours call isn't even the grift part. I bet she makes you sign up to an exchange using her affiliate code, she's probably raking it in.

>>52518874
Shame the simps who enables these thots then you faggot 4chan used to actually run meme campaigns occasionally that would fight against this kind of stuff but after 2016 you all let the ZOG neuter you into good submissive little Chudcels that do nothing and call each other glowies 24/7.

>>52518923
how many people are realistically booking calls with this girl? especially actual businessmen and not degenerate coomers?

say she has one call a day at $100 each, that's $500 a week (lol). subtract the 15% self employment tax and she's raking in a huge fortune of $425/week, all while being beholden to hours of unpaid labor managing social media/SEO

even double that to 2 calls a day and you get a whole $950/week. hell if you quad it (4 hrs hands-on paid labor daily + the constant unpaid labor), she's making slightly more than my average contribs into JUST my house down payment fund, BTC DCA, and 401k

rofl

>>52518961
ok glownigger

>>52518874
Absolutely based if true

>>52518631
Does she really have tits like that? If so she can stay.

>>52518998
nope
https://www.instagram.com/cryptotea__/

>>52518983
She probably gets one call a week at best and 99% of them are just coomers, he'll I bet in most cases they start fapping at the camera

>>52519012
>https://www.instagram.com/cryptotea__/
Literally a 2/10 average slit.
Have a man make a crypto twitter and see how well it does kek.
Fuck women I can't wait for the day of the rope women are added to the list.

And inb4 incel I've fucked well over 230 women they are useless whores all of em.

>>52519012
yeah, a lot of thirsty e-thot haters underestimate how hard it is to make money online

i regularly make about $100 doing contract work between tucker carlson and sean hannity, after a full day of real salary work

then again, it's B2B stuff where my entity is contracted by a real company, that pays via ACH bank transfers into a business account

if i had to deal with the (((general public))) and fuck around with managing a social media presence, i'd just quit.

though i did think of branching into doing cybersecurity for high-end escorts. dunno how to get into that market. seems more comfyand profitable than being an actual whore, e- or IRL

>>52519047
>I've fucked well over 230 women they are useless whores all of em.
there's a fine line, 0 is incel, +10 is also back to incel territory tho

>>52519129
Kek fuck off incel.
Just cause you paid 5 women to fuck you doesn't make you a chad.

>>52519129
Have kids.

>>52518600
It's not going anywhere so long as there are lonely pathetic men in crypto for retarded women to prey on

>>52518989

>>52519129
wtf do you think incel even means?

btw guys, here's some real "crypto consulting" from an actual oldfag (ca. 2010)
>sign up for bitwage, they'll make a checking account for you
>split your paycheck at your EMPLOYER, e.g., direct 75% into your real checking account and 25% into the one bitwage makes
>you can send 100% to bitwage but they charge 1% on ACH distributions
>allocate 100% of money coming into bitwage to a single BTC address, bitcoin core full node or a good hardware wallet only
>wait a few years and chill
so basically if you make $1000/week and can afford to lose $250/week in BTC, make sure your employer's HR software can allocate direct debit to multiple accounts (most can do this np)

bitwage "sees" the $250 and you divert 100% of it into a full node/hardware wallet at spot price, at no cost. if you were to use the other allowed distribution channel on a free account, into your bank account, you'd be spending $75 in fees weekly to access the other $750 for rent/bills (cucked)

those guys are so cool, i legit cold-emailed them asking for a job and had a few good interviews. but never gave them any money for the service. pretty sure you can also send invoices through it that are auto-resolved into BTC the same way as the core product, but there might be a fee i dunno

i just generate a BTC address on quickbooks invoices for the small biz patron that sometimes pays in BTC, and sweep all profits into a biz brokerage account in an index fund

>>52519074
You’d think there would be a potential for autists who hate women to hack ethots and hookers and find ways to fuck with their money/blackmail them.

>>52519254
well it'd be more of a full-service job, not JUST cybersec. cybersec would be a large part of it, but it'd also involve setting up and managing LLC's and PO boxes for the thots, helping them convert cash into investments without getting (((noticed))), making sure all their online info resolves to one secure pseudonymous self-hosted page, making sure they're actually paying taxes on money earned, for example, by "deep cleaning mansions for rich people" (good money there, actually), enforcing 2FA and strong unique passphrases everywhere, etc.

if you were a woman with $10k cash in her pocket gained by selling yourself (illegal), how quickly do you think you'd fuck it up? best case scenario, you fail to invest it and have no retirement savings to show for your well-pounded hole

>>52518874
Good. Fuck this board.

>>52518698
Some incel will subscribe to her OF

>>52518600
Guarantee this slag turned up to a few in person crypto things to meet some rich guys. They then told her to be a face of some NFT shit they made.

>>52519316
Meh we shouldn’t be doing anything to help these retarded harlots desu, you sound like a smart guy I bet you can find much better ways to make money than propping up some hookers “business”.

Lotta incels in here being mad at a whore for being a whore.

>>52519238
Lmao
>thick Latina
>Mexican flag
Pic one

>>52519367
dunno, this girl has been popping up in my twitter (i think a couple of my friends are beta males), she seems smart enough
https://aella.substack.com/p/becoming-a-whorelord-the-overly-analytical-guide-to-escorting

the article says her top-earning month was $50k, which is 5x the limit per transaction when banks are legally required to snitch on you. the question is, how do you get that $ into an index fund in an individual roth 401k without fucking yourself over?

(hint: it's not enough to do 5 $9999 transactions because banks looks for "structuring" also)

>>52518600
Do you think she’s self aware that the only reason anyone pays attention to her is because she’s a mildly attractive woman? What about female YouTubers? Do they really think they are just so interesting? I wonder how self aware they are.

>>52519451
the answer, probably, is to buy postal money orders for a plausible amount of time doing some independent work. say cleaning a mansion overnight for 8 hours straight at $75/hr. buy it in cash from a PO in the client's same town. then generate an invoice for the same amount, mark it as paid when you deposit the money order, pay taxes on it, and ACH it into your vanguard account, minding the contribution limits

or just start a restaurant, the classic money laundering scheme. but that comes with huge overhead costs because you actually need to serve food

>>52518600
Some anon should call her and record the call and ask questions as if you were actually trying to learn about crypto then slowly make it sexual LMAO or just be serious and release the audio so we can hear how retarded she actually is

>>52519074
>i regularly make about $100 doing contract work between tucker carlson and sean hannity

I hope for your sake they wear condoms.

>>52519129
???????
heres your you

>>52519559
easy frontend webdev @ $45/hr + full-stack with lots of latitude @ $65/hr

>>52518669
Who is this fegs you sound horrible there is no point waiting as GSD DAO team are making is so freaky sexy for everyone to get some juicy shit as It protocol handled money using the best yield aggregators that are accessible on each networks.

Where are her onlyfans

>>52519354
NFTS are gaining some ways anon and if If you can wait a bit just like I'm waiting, then you can buy a bag when the launch the token before the end of this year.
It's a first project that is backed by gold including their NFTs.

also, i took the liberty of (loosely) tallying OP's girl's NFT purchases. can't be arsed to type 0.01337 so it's a quick 0.01 or 0.2
>tl;dr she wasted over $4k on jpeg images of cats with dime bags, at current prices
that same money invested in VTSAX compounded at 7% over 30 years would've been worth like $30.5k rofl

It's not about how low we go, it's about how nowhere we go. 3 years of no growth OR dumps and normies will claw out their veins like a meth head jonesing for a fix

>>52519559
Who the fuck is this staking and putting on a condom is so denm crazy you can't invest in some shitty project you know nothing of, I know that GSD DAO team has been building the first yield aggregator where investors can earn gold, hoping they become one of the top projects go get some real pussy gains anon

>>52518600
That is a man

>>52519214
Lol this fegs sound so rekt crypto is still making dick so horny as GSD, while waiting for the bullrun to emerge, am still loading my bags with GSD which is a decentralized financial tech with gold.

>>52518643
yeah its a main stream website used by majority of people especially in crypto. Only the lowest of losers would seethe that people use websites to enjoy the web. are you one of these outdated relics from 2005 that had no friends and never spoke to a girl and thinks the internet should all be 1 website of hate only? neck yourself grandpa your kind went extinct years ago and this isnt your sekrek klubhouse anymore and hasnt been in 7yrs. run along lil virgin friendless you're no longer welcome here

>>52518775
I've uploaded pics of myself and my dick to blockchain cuz I want everyone to see my greatness long after I am my glorious penis of greatness has passed on. only ugly undesireable males would have an issue with this and people doing this. you arent ugly and undesierable are you anon? that would explain your seethe at people doing things like uploading pics to an online site or blockchain. just a seething friendless virgin mad he was never allowed to have friends getting mad someone is so cool she uploads pics of herself to the net and that causes you to rage cuz nobody has ever wanted to see your ugly deformed mishaped head or face or body. brb uploading pics of my penis to the blockchain again

>>52519347
I tip her onlyfans with BTC

>>52518600
You gonna wait a little longer fegs as the bear market is just a good means to get some fucking pussy project faggot like ETH BTC and GSD

>>52519979
Fuck off rajeet

>>52518983
If she's making $100 a day she's pretty close to my wage and im a doc lmao

>>52518600
There is thirst trapping thots like this in every geeky hobby.

this tweet goes very hard
love from kazakhstan
I hate women so much it's unreal