/biz/ - Business & Finance

I quit drinking months ago, but I still wanna pass out. What do?

>>52511026
Breathe in and out really fast for 1 minute then do squats

>>52511026
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

>>52511041
But anon it's NNN

>>52511026
i quit nicotine a week ago and wanna chew peoples faces off in frustration. We are not the same

>>52510947
Please goyim, rabbi will cut the rest of my penis if I don't get responses.

>>52511055
44m market cap. call me when they're 30x that size.

>>52511055
checked.
Serious question about the markets,
When it comes to corporate owned police, do white supremacists love the taste of leather or the taste of Uncle Sam's cock better?
Asking for a friend.

>>52511051
Yea I'm not even gonna try to quit that one anytime soon

>>52511026
huff paint

is it just me or is it that the rallies seems to be getting more tired looking lately? Retail already running out of money to invest and shit?

>>52511026
Go get some alcohol,you know you want to

>>52511072
Once Third Temple is rebuilt and Messiah comes back Israel will bring the rest of the world to its knees. You will long for times when you cared about such insignificant things as marketcap then. But don't worry, I'll pass your feedback to rabbi.

>>52511104
Scriptures speaks of nothing of those things. Maybe MNDO IR presentations do, but nobody reads this things.

Smoke weed everyday

I got promoted to a retail wagie manager, any stocks I should invest in as celebration?

https://youtu.be/Bxo6SPEMcMg

>>52511132
we rallied nearly 20% in a month in tech no shit we're slowing down. what's crazy is most of those gains havent been erased. bobos are done for.

>>52511168
target

>>52511162
I just took a big hit from the 420 vape

>>52511162
My brother bought me a black market THC vape cartridge but I still have to find a vape pen that it fits into to be able to properly use it. Any hacks you know bro?

>>52511161
kek.
please somebody tell me this clown has a brain.
this can't be Elon Musks a.i. larping as white supremacists or jews.
this clown had to type this with actual fingers and an actual brain.
Not some fat fuck in their basement typing code.
i know my place, somebody.

>>52511168
here's a few to get you started:
GOY
WAGE
CAGE
SLAVE

I can fix her

>>52511227
So basically all I need to do is hire a hot PR saleswoman and billionaires will invest in me despite impossible claims from the company

>>52510689
So leaf anons, how much are we sending to the fight?

I'm tired of losing money in the stock market.

>>52511223
Wait, you thought I'm a Jew larping bot? Shilling for nanocap Israeli stock on /smg/? Kek, thanks anon, you made me laugh. But please, leave some feedback on MNDO. Rabbi keeps tapping scissors on my computer monitor and I'm worried he will use them

>>52510994
OUT OF THE WAY BOBO SHITS!

>Uh yeah, I'm thinking
>BULLISH!

Give it to me straight, /smg/. Is SOXL going to be okay?

>>52511317
kek, what a middle finger to bobos hoping to see at least one red index EOD.

>>52511051
>>52511112
just vape weed instead you fucking retards. enjoy your black lung i guess. i'll be over here making money on my tech stocks and having the greatest JO sessions of my fucking life tyvm.

>>52510994
bros wtf was this week anyway it was pretty boring. Just a bunch of schizophrenic narratives ran the market.

>>52511042
you have to go back
>>52511104
>corporate owned police
hallucinating again?
>>52511317
my BRK.B is up another 1% today dunno what your problem is

>>52511317
>>52511333
If you realize a 0.01% gain every day for a full year, you'd make 2.5% APR, which would traditionally beat inflation

>>52511325
I would do it but only if they were barefoot

>>52511026
edibles
expand your mind

>>52511325
real talk: how do i interact with modern western women? even if i make it, just, how?

like, i hate these women so much it's unreal but i still am attracted to them and want to push them to the ground in front of everyone and impregnate them while howling to the moon. idk how to cope with this feeling because the reality is they'll probably just take half my shit. Or worse.

>>52511325
in 2024.

>>52511381
Read Marcus Aurelius.

>>52511361
nice addition of the "traditionally" there, anon. but this is not a traditional world.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo

>>52511381
Just go to SEA and pick a conservative girl who thinks hand holding means you're getting married.

>>52511273
Me too

>>52511399
based stoicism practitioner

>>52511363
based

Bros why is it so cold in Michigan right now? It's not even December. This is bullshit.

https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg

>>52511399
>>52511413
i do. stoicism and buddhism are based, especially if you remove any of the "mystical bullshit" and consider the use of metaphors for real shit. probably need to read meditations, AGAIN, tbhwy.

give me your thoughts on video related, please:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auuk1y4DRgk

>>52511139
Says a lot about Smash players when a fat alcoholic loser is considered the "cool guy"

>>52511432
i'm tired of the clown world of weather
it was 90 degrees halfway through october in PNW, now i can't feel my hands

i messed up bros, big time. i stepped away from TSLA puts and bought into META puts. i get the feeling this rally isn't over, i should've waited until the Fed meeting or at least bought even longer expiry dates

>>52511432
GLOBAL COOLING. IF YOU DIDNT DRIVE

CARS AND EAT MEAT IT WOULDN'T BE

SO COOD UP THERE CHUD?

>>52511468
There weather do be changing tho fr fr

Considering moving out of Florida because homeowners insurance rates are stupid as fuck and we're probably going to be uninsurable within the next 20 years.

>>52511468
I MEANT TO SAY COLD BUT IM
PHONE FAGGING TO SAVE ENERGY AND SUFFACATING MYSELF TO NOT BREATHE OUT SO MUCH POISONOUS C02 AND COVID-23 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

I'm putting together a team.
To break Elizabeth out of prison.

>>52511443
Well I've read Meditations long time ago. It shaped me as a person quite a lot and allowed me to get out of a vicious cycle that I was trapped in by close relatives. Back then I was a person scared of everything. Today I find it very easy to focus on my goals and am not distracted by insignificant things or emotions.
The main points I got out of it:
- don't care about things that are out of your control
- you're in control of your emotions
- when someone tries to insult you, he is no different from a barking dog. And you don't get mad at a dog barking. It's simply his nature.

I might actually give it another read. For now I'll watch the video you linked.

>>52511543
You have my sword

>>52511026
I quit 2 months ago and I don't feel as good as I thought I would

Anyone else with puts on XOM?

will Bank Man go to prison?

>>52511556
>you're in control of your emotions
This is what I tell people who want sympathy for being "depressed"

Literally just be happier lol

>>52511590
he was involved with child trafficking most likely, so they will try to keep him out of prison, or suicide him

>>52511590

Buddy check the SPY computer 5 day chart. There is a war between bulls and bears over the $400 range and at the moment their forces are equal. Only crab wins. Only and VOL sellers like JEPI holders are winning. I am not winning, but I am not loosing.

>>52511026
sleeping pills

>>52511556
yeah it's pretty based ngl. the whole "philosopher king" narrative surrounding Marcus Aurelius is extremely based. like, there's the whole "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely", but with the exception of this one dude. when you read about his history and about how the book he wrote was just to himself, his journal basically, and he actually wanted it to be burned after his death so no one else would read it, it's fucking impressive. you know it's completely honest, just his own thoughts, to himself. as a god-emperor. really amazing stuff when you also know the history behind it.

what do you guys think of The Daily Stoic? seems pretty decent small chunks to get normies interested, at least. like, digestible by normies. still, there's also people like seneca and the like but aurelius was THE FUCKING GOD EMPEROR, there was a CULT around him, he could do ANYTHING he wanted, and yet he controlled himself. really suggest to other anons to learn about him, his life is amazing and meditations is doubly so because he was completely honest in it and never wanted anyone else to read it.

>>52511590
did the Jews pay reparations for killing Christ? (literally God incarnate)

>>52511590
He's literally speaking at a $2500 a ticket event with all the big hitters like zuck, etc. The dude just stole billions and isn't even on house arrest, let alone prison. Either nothing will happen to him, or he'll get suicided. Either way the media isn't even criticizing him because he's a Democrat donor Jew.

Good time to short Live Nation btw

>>52511206
probably a 510 battery
i wouldn't recommend you smoke that tho they add a lot of bad shit in
just smoke flower my brother in christ

>>52511634
i'm going to use this if I ever hear reparations brought up in conversation, fucking lmao

>>52511593
that's bad form tbhwy. for better or for worse, depression typically requires a deeper understanding of a person's life to really know what's going on. there are in fact people who have chemical imbalances in their brain. there are also plenty of people who could do normal shit like exercise and eat healthy and get a fucking job to fix their problems, though. but it's case-specific.

if anything, if you're trying to help someone who is "depressed", recommend them Jordan Peterson. he's a top-tier psychologist and basically the father most millenials never had. if they get caught up with the politics because they're leftist activist faggots, let them rot and mutilate their own genitalia, i say. im done dealing with those types of people.

>>52511631
I'm not interested in it enough to pursue it daily. I appreciate how it changed my life, but nowadays I'm focused on other things. I'll give Meditations another read though. Who knows, maybe I will rediscover some things that I forgotten.

>browsing Stocktwits
>someone took out 100k on margin and bought $WOOF at the top
>now seethes everyday and still bagholding

>>52511674
It's not bad form. The human spirit can produce incredible willpower, capable of doing anything. All you need is God and a little effort. Attention seeking depressives won't get any sympathy from me.

>>52511699
reading stockwits posts is probably the closest we will get to being a worker at some asylum and listing to the ramblings of the patients

>>52511445
I know this is going to be the most Midwest thing ever to say, but it really is the wind that makes it so bad. Constant 15 mph winds non stop blasting on you is what chills you to the bone.

>>52511699
whats his user name

>>52511574
>Anyone else with puts on XOM?
Feels too early desu.
There's still a lot of optimism and momentum behind it, EPS estimates trending upwards.
Everyone knows the profits are going to scale down eventually, but the question is how soon.
Puts feels like fighting the market to me.

>>52511699
"Buzz, your girlfriend. WOOF."

>>52511699
>>52511699
Pumma4?

>>52511465
Fucking retard taking the opposite position of the chiseled chad METAbullites. Next time you want to burn money let me know and I'll just take it off your hands immediately, no need to wait until whatever expiration date you chose. Seriously. yngmi if you hold this trade.

>ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS

>Bankman-Fried
Glad to see globohomo having at least some sense of humor when choosing patsies.

>>52511381
Here's a secret about women
>if they desire you they will become what you desire
Step 1: become desirable
The rest is easy.

>>52511699
is there some sort of etf that shorts IPOs in their first year? I would probably have made 10000% in the past 5 years doing this

>>52511721
it really is advanced schizophrenia, but within a business and finance twitter clone

>>52511733
>>52511814
yeah pumma4. I follow the ticker because I want a small part of my port in pets (Petco and Chewy) so I'm waiting for a good entry. Everytime I check in on the schizoposting he's there kek

>>52511338
weed is simply a boring drug. not even a good feeling, just an altered state.

>>52511830
not even brad pitt can undo 12-16 years of kike brainwashing in the school system
get real

>>52511465
I'm still pissed that I read this. I expected better from you. Ngmi.

>futures

>>52511863
>I want a small part of my port in pets
what does this mean

>>52511942

Another day. Another day the urge to bag grows stronger. Come on Powell pull another fat rate hike outta your pocket to give me epic dump so I can bag cheap shares. The green is waiting in my account..

>>52511961
Please adopt a trip so I can filter you out.

Because they nailed this week's crabbing, here are next week's Schwab tea leaves:

>Outlook
>Despite few economic reports and a shortened trading week, equities appear rather cautious ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday.

>Bottom Line
>Not only are there few economic reports next week, there are only 3½ trading days. Historically, the week of Thanksgiving has been more bullish than bearish, though that has shifted a bit in the past few years. Indeed, equities moved higher in eight of the past 10 years, though the two down years 2018 (-3.8%) and 2021 (-2.2%) may be still in recent memory, and that may be contributing to the caution we see at the moment.

>As you can see below, there were more downgrades than upgrades in the indicators this week and the overall balance is now ***Moderately Bearish***. Additionally with two of the indicators back in the Volatile category, a secondary indication of ***Volatile*** also makes sense for next week.

Hold on to you're butts, /smg/.

>sold a put on RUM at $10
>current price: $9.99

>>52511942
He's allocating a small compartment of his usb port for his pet ant to snuggle in.

cant wait for KO boomer to have -50% average when we do the nikkei crash
nigga bought the top LMAO

>>52511956
>>52511983
Just clicked with me, port is short for portfolio. In my circles we call it a 'folio

>>52511325
Imagine the smell

>>52511973
Wake up bobo

>>52512004
It isn't the top yet because i have not bought yet

If I watch a John Rocker video how many days do I have left to live? Asking for a fren

>>52511325
Kek imagine being this much of a cuck.

<-- Really activates the almonds, doesn't it?
https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit

>>52511543
Can we keep her in my basement?

>>52512099
>author of so help me God
i wonder which god he meant

>>52511543
You have my rifle and what ever else I’m carrying

>>52511432
here in south florida its a very comfy 76 degrees

>>52512085
miko

>>52511543
I will acquire some potions from the potion seller.

What is everyone thing the market does Monday

>>52512180
-chi

>>52512198
Crab until wednesday

>>52512198
when the market does have intending never sometimes going that's why anticipate a time when next week goes that way

>>52512214
Rationale?

>>52511767
I think it's over extended and looks to be topping

>>52512233
The only topping that's going to be going on is me topping you and taking your bussy.

I get ads to buy VIX Futures by the CBOE

>>52512075
Buy JEPI -> Get Divy -> Use Divy to buy more legos

>>52512198
It's going to drop like a twerking nigger bitch's ass on the down swing then rally by Wednesday like a twerking nigger bitch's ass on the jiggle bounce.

>>52512198
Cramer just said the markets are going to do much better for the next 4 weeks so its over mumu brothers

>there are seriously faggots who buy Grindr and don't expect to get fucked in the ass

>>52512252
I'd like to see you try

>>52512385

>>52512457
I'm 6'1 230lbs of pure hamchad. I wouldn't even break a sweat.

>>52512252
Rocker, I know you said no interview this weekend, since you're busy... and that you wouldn't tell me what questions to expect ahead of time, but could you at least tell me what topics to expect? I think that's a pretty normal thing to do. Journalists call subjects and "arrange an interview to discuss _____." Whether the interview stays on those topics can't be guaranteed, but at least give me something? I might need to prepare and gather materials, or look at old documents to refresh my memory.

>>52512198

Theres no real catalyst for anything up or down...so it's probably going to trend up...maybe half percent up day on all indexes

>>52512273
Just dropped $120 on a set two days ago. My dividends feed the addiction.
MO
OHI
XOM

>>52512385
how embarrassing

Honestly though, I can't believe people are unironically IPO'ing in this environment

>>52511432
Those 8 layers of blubber are adequate to keep you warm for the winter.

>>52512187
literally the gayest of all "memes" ever to spill over from reddit

>>52512546
on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.

Recommend me a soundbar/subwoofer combo for my TV, that I should buy with my bobo gains.

>>52512503
Stock picks
Where you live
What you do for a living
Tripfag talk
Probably a little scoopsies talk and bussy talk (they aren't mutually exclusive)
Things along those lines.
Possibly talk about how autistic you are or aren't.

>>52512503
You’re right to ask this.The last interview kind of tanked. You may just have to imagine what he will ask and prepare. Here’s a tip I. Answer the question that YOU want to answer, not the question that was asked. Politicians to this all the time.

>>52511808
>your girlfriend. WOOF

>>52512584
Oh ok thanks. I'll need to do some research
>>52512592
I don't have enough self esteem to pull that off

>>52512549
sorry i will do better next time

>>52511863
yeah I want into the pet game at a good price. people are fucking psychos about their pets

I can fix her.

Post your most degenerate trade of the day

>pic related

Afternoon 0DTE SPY options master race reporting in

>>52512656
>it's another zuckerberg reptilebot

>>52512604
Cheer up anon, mommy still loves you. Now go kick him in the balls and call him a faggot bitch.

>>52512669
I can fix her.

I just want her to stare deep into my eyes as she pegs my asshole. Unflinching. Wide open.

I have a weird question for you guys:
My bank sent out an email saying they were increasing the savings account rate to 3.5% APY, which is pretty good (my other Marcus account is only 3%). HOWEVER... I do not have a savings account at my bank, I have a Money Market account. I checked the published rates on the bank's website, and it said Money Market accounts are still at 0.04% APY...... which is objectively pathetic. HOWEVER AGAIN, I actually logged into my account, and THERE it says that MY Money Market account is getting 3.45%...
Idk wtf is going on...

Kek this shit is dot com bubble levels of retarded

It’s a pretty incredible thing that the company whose primary user base is gay and bisexual men, built by and for the LGBTQ population, with an employee base that is heavy in that cohort of the population as well, is now going public,” Arison said. “It’s not something that would not have happened 20 years ago, probably wouldn’t have happened even 10 years ago.”

>>52511590
https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1593293381370789889#m

Absolutely not. The whole thing is rigged, and he is going to be at this New York event >>52512099

>>52512701
Find God

>>52511556
How did you not learn these on your own as an adolescent? Were you not ostracized and taunted for years like a well adjusted human adult?

>>52512596

She is having sex with that dog isnt she

>>52512847
Every time.

a trap fucked my butthole

>>52512847
>using apps to meet women instead of just sticking to the ones you've known for years at church

I always believed short term trading (swing trading, day trading etc) was impossible to profit from as that’s what so many people say but I’ve been talking to my cousin a lot since he moved to my city and he quit his high paying job in engineering to trade at home full time 3 years ago and after his first year in which he didn’t make much he’s made around 500k in the last 2 years and hasn’t had a month with a net loss all year (although he did have one that was only like $500). I’ve seen the proof, and he’s a smart dude/not the kind to lie. He says he only gets it right 50% of the time but he’s profitable bc he makes sure his bad trades are cut quickly and therefore smaller than his good trades.

How is this possible I thought everyone said trading was a scam? Or is that just because most people think they can do it as a side gig with no effort?

They say "Anon, your avg you paid for your shares is high". Me; So what if it is. I let my divvy reinvest. So if things tank horribly, well my avg will drop during each payout. My WBD avg is sub 12, pretty low, so I'm not worried. Also again I don't give a shat. I'm never selling so WTF do I care. I'm merely letting things ride for decades then simply flipping a switch when the time comes to let that divvy flow into my account. (Or not, may just let it all reinvest till I die cause frankly I won't need the money unless things turn very very bad)

>>52511132
there was no rally, only an exit pump to suck retail retards in so PM's can get their eoy bonuses

17 months ago I started a watchlist with stocks that were shilled on /smg/. Well ... it didn't perform THAT well.

Shall we start another round? Give me your top 3 stock picks.

Stocks we've got so far, no need to mention them again:
3OIL
ASML
BNE.TO
BOTY
CEI
COIN
DGTW
FORZ.TO
GNUS
GRST
JEPI
JPM
JXN
LEV
MONI
ROOT
SGB3
SILX
SKYT
SOXL
SOXS
SPXS
TAL.V
VOO
VTI

>>52513046
AMD

>>52513046
Maybe those stocks did really well if Anons put puts. We can't assume that shilling means a stock is only good for going up. I want to know great stocks for putting puts too.

>>52513046
TBLT - I grabbed a few shares of that because some Anon with his anime tool boxes was shilling it for a bit before it popped 75% after earnings.

>>52513116
lol, I hope you sold, the owners are dilution happy and see the investors as more or less a piggy bank

>>52513125
pic related

>>52512690
Yes mommy.

>>52513125
Most of it and made a little bit of cash.

>>52511026
Pray bud. Lay down with your forehead on the floor. Deep breaths and beg for Jesus to find you.

I quit 7 years ago bud. You're doing the right thing. It will get better buddy.

>>52512891
It's possible, it's just that most people are mentally weak and don't have the capital or a plan. Retail does lose a fuckton, have you seen WSB? Or fuck even here? There's people holding AQB bags from $3. SOXL from $30.

End of the day it's still a job. You're clocked in from 9:30 to 4

>>52512891
I did that this month, and was up 400 percent but I held onto SOXL calls for too long and killed those gains. But i'll remember next time.

>>52511432
Are we getting a video update tonight?

>>52512891
with so many people trading, some people are bound to get lucky a lot. your cousin may be one of those people.

>>52513116
Yeah that was me

>>52513422
the last two years have been highly volatile, so if you are a swing trader, things are probably pretty sweet

>>52512891
It’s about taking profits and managing risk / cutting losses. I banked around 4000$ this week swinging weekly options, 3-0DTE. some market knowledge, paying attention and not being too greedy let’s you swing that gamma and take 50-100% gains on your risk daily. Problem is if you are totally wrong and you have too big of a trade on you will panic out of it instead of waiting to profit or at least scratch it. Or you get unlucky or are dead wrong and lose massively where it’s difficult to recover.

Bitcoin computer getting ready for another dump

fuck, banned from /tv/ again
this is my backup shitposting board
so um, stocks?

>>52512891
just saw a video where dude said that lot of the retail losing numbers are cos people gamble on the market.

risk awareness and cutting losses quick is the answer. the more focused you are on not losing money the better you will do.

being a smart engineer with good start money doesnt hurt.

>>52513046
i did something similar. picked up a bunch of tickers and most of em just kept going down.

to smiggers defence the market has not been good this year.

>>52513540
banned again anon? you're pathetic

>>52512728
uwu

>>52512891
>the last 2 years
The thing is 2020 and 2021 were the easiest times to make money ever. even if you didnt time the bottom at 2300 it went all the way up to 4800. Almost every single stock from 2020 is STILL UP despite the bear market. check back in another 5 years lol.

Day trading is basically impossible without an algorithm because there is no way you are beating market makers. 1 month trades minimum for retail to beat the market, but more realistically at least 6 months.

and even then, if you make 1 big fuck up you probably arent going to beat the market.

>>52513571
>cutting losses quick is the answer.
This is the biggest lesson I'm learning. An anon posted a chart that shows the gains you need to make to cover loses. That and not being emotional when you make, or don't make a trade.

>>52513602
kek, can someone explain to me finance media's obsession with this women? Yahoo Finance specifically seems to run a puff piece on her daily.

>>52512592
Yeah scoopsies was a little too autistic to handle me 12 beers deep.

>>52513659
her fund did well because of tesla and anything related to elon seems to live rent free with the media

The blackpill is that there really is too many jobs available and powell will keep raising rates until the layoffs accelerate and until then we wont see the true bottom. We need to see full blown purges of foreclosures and bankruptcies to find growth in a shrinking energy availability world. Its all an illusion and they are magicians, some of us aren't meant to stay in this illusion they control.

>>52513684
you know that the US has the largest reserves of known oil and gas in the form of shale in it's history right? all this retarded battery shit is going to fail when califonia has rolling blackouts, the plebs will say enough is enough and we'll drill that shit for a healthy profit

>>52513593
imagine taking the janny's side
hehe
hehehe

>>52513721
Peak oil is such a fucking meme. Another tool to control the plebs

>>52513721
USA better start building nuclear power plants. China is already building THREE HUNDRED.

>>52513721
the guy who correctly predicted the diesel shortage said that shale is uneconomical because of negative EROEI because shale requires ethanol which is wholly dependent on light sweet crude tp be economical which is subject to malthusian depridation
benis

>>52513735
It took us 12 years to build one lad and it went ten billion over budget

>>52513739
fracking fluid is 97% water and maybe you are confusing ethanol with ethylene glycol, regardless there are a lot of people on /biz/ that pretend they know what they're talking about so you should do some research before repeating what those larpers say

>>52513540
>watching movies and shows
ngmi

>>52513740
so what? build more until you get it right. the problem is they try and make a custom power plant for every area instead of making a boilerplate design to make a lot of like china is doing. they expect to make them in 2 years.

the USA just doesnt give a shit, and neither does the EU. if they didnt drag their feet russia wouldnt have even dared to invade, and we could cut out all the funding for the middle eastern bitches once we become more energy independent

>>52513735
>>52513740
don't get me wrong, the plebs won't throw a fit until we see some serious pain, but I think in 2 decades time they're going to be begging the White man to take control again and the we'll be able to build nuclear plants and drill shale quickly

>>52513788
the AP1000 isn't a custom plant it's templated for mass production and china already built 3 before we built ours, you're just another armchair economist spouting ignorant talking points you hear from other people

>>52513684
I'm just waiting for the inevitable depression to start sometime next year. I've been working retail since 2020 and even compared to pandemic times, its a fucking ghost town.

I could literally count the number of paying customers come in and buy anything on two hands in a day the past several months. this holiday season is gonna be rough.

>>52513643
yeah emotions and psychology is huge. some big brain said its 80% of trading.

fear - panic and greed - exuberance.are tough.

>>52513815
yeah I'm not buying anybody anything this year, me and my siblings have had a blood pact for a long time not to buy gifts and my parents are getting some socks, which honestly is the best gift you can get an adult anyways

>>52513790
I own westinghouse through cameco so not really, and my point is that the USA shouldnt be waiting for it to be profitable for private companies to design these reactors. There should be massive tax funds going toward it, any climate tax should be earmarked for nuclear designs. The more they build the more they will learn how to modify in the future and speed up the process, as well as train others.

>>52513828
I've told my family for the past several years don't get me nothing. Told my Wife that to. For one I know times are tough. For another I don't want anything. For a third; sucks getting something and you don't like it but you can't say anything cause you'll hurt their feelings and you know the whole money spent thing to. I told them if they felt like getting me anything to just give me cash stuffed in an envelope.

>>52513815
My job is in car parts sales and our sales this year are better than last years by 33% currently. I know stuff like clothing stores are down bad but this is what's making me confused. What's your job in anon?

>>52513828
>>52513902
Your time is also a gift, just saying.

>>52513906
do you think part sales are up because people are fixing their gas powered cars instead of buying expensive battery cars?

>>52513906
Reason why auto parts is doing good is due to people making their 15+ year old cars run longer due to the high auto prices now. Easy choice - blow 2000 to fix 15 year old car, or blow 15 thousand for a used car (maybe?, I dunno what prices are to be honest)

>>52513906
really, even with car markets being fucked by price increases and repos? weird.

Anyway my store deals with hunting/camping/fishing as well as other outdoor shit like boats and ATV.

Uh, bros? I've been on Bumble and Tinder for 2 hours and don't have a single like yet?
How do I invest in my (nonexistent) family's future?

>>52513979
im sure youll find the perfect single mother (fat) for you soon! dont give up

>>52513979
I always do way better in real life, maybe you're just bad at making a profile, like me

>>52513979
As if anyone you meet there will be worth meeting. Go to church.

LET ME OUT OF THE WAGE CAGEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52511051
it's the worst. hang in there it gets better after a week or 2. sitll sucks but the rage settles down. I quit smoking by vaping and stopped vaping by using spitless nicotine pouches. they are awesome because you give your lungs a break but you end up way more addicted to nicotine, at least in my case, because of the constant intake. I had a pouch in every minute of every day. sometimes i would pop 2 or 3 in. I became unable to function without them, where as with smoking or vaping I could go a day without one, Ill be it cranky but it was rather easy.

>>52513965
Car parts sales aren't really affected by that stuff probably cause of what the anon above you said. People are trying to make their shitboxes last longer instead.

>>52513925
To be honest I've never really thought about why sales are up other than the fact our inputs are more expensive so we raised prices. I'm a 3rd world shitter and EVs will probably never catch on here. Only the top 1% have the money to blow on them.

>>52511051
Cold turkey 2 years ago, no crutches, nbd. Think about something else.

I think the beginning of the end starts the day after thanksgiving

>>52513979
2 hours and no match? ITS OVER

>>52514099
I expect a post TG dip, then another gradual rise towards Christmas, the Jan a roller coaster that could go anywhere, and may even fly off the tracks with a full load of riders.

>>52514006
honestly dude if you hate your job don't buy any stocks, buy an education so you can work doing something you actually like

>>52514164
I could see that, they like to do big shit while people are not paying attention so right before/after. also probably increased rhetoric for the tards to mention. I just refuse to hold anything long term right now other than vix

If you have $1 000 000 in stock that pays a 4% dividend that you dont want to sell due to tax purposes, but also want to hedge against downside, how would you hedge?

Selling covered calls?
Buying puts?
Buying puts along with writing covered calls?

You could use the covered calls and dividends as a way to completely fund the puts. But you can only write calls on the amount youre willing to sell per year. Another problem is that the payout for puts aren't that great. -30% is only a 120% gain for a 1 year put at expiration

So you lose $300,000 on the stock, and gain $43,000 via the put you spent $40,000 on. Reducing your loss to $257,000.

The payout only becomes good if you buy a deep OTM put and it goes down by a huge amount. Then the $40,000 put pays $200,000. Reducing a $660,000 loss to $400,000. Still not great.

>>52513902
>>52513828
just get people chocolates. everyone likes chocolate.

>>52514224
Shut the fuck up nigger nobody asked for your sophmore advice

I got drunk and threaten to kill myself and now everyone is super nice to me and I don't have to do much work. Thanks somebody

>>52514233
I definitely would not be holding anything past Christmas, and would try to be very limited in any overnights between now and then. I don't know when the doom is going to strike, but it seems like it's definitely going to at any point between now and next summer. There are probably some great multi day/week swings to be had here and there so I wouldn't consider it to be an absolute rule, just play by play, day by day, watching closely. Use stop markets.

>>52513046
>Gamestop -90.19%
You retard, you didn't account for the split. On June 10 2021, adjusted for the split, GME opened at 70.5 and closed at 55.1, and today's close was 27.6. Fixing that split would give the v1 portfolio surprisingly good performance for the period. I can't believe /smg/ shilling didn't just go to 0.

>>52514276
have fun waging faggot, I'll be working from home for 6x what you make

>>52514255
45 day collar

Jerome please

Ok so I just realized I have not one peace of paper in my apartment and it's too late to go grab some. So you have 2 options, I can film it with no paper, or you can wait until tomorrow when I go to Walmart and grab a ton (recommended). You have 15 minutes to decide.

>>52514385
Just cut your finger open and write in blood on the walls. Then, walk around your apartment to a different wall for each segment

>>52514385
You don't even have toilet paper?

>>52514385
go out and kill a tree and stimulate the economy so we can get more rate hikes

>>52514400
Im Jewish if I did that it would summon moloch, your portfolio wouldn't survive that.
>>52514403
Yeah I do but it's cheap janny toilet paper.

>>52514414
My portfolio is already dead

>>52514385
Film with no paper. Or use paper towels.

>>52514421
It can go negative
>>52514439
I don't have any paper towel. But I'll need more people's input.

Thanks for the fake oil company names earlier. If you are ever in an interview and come across a question regarding the "Shinrell Energy Exploration Corporation" just respond with "oil barons will take over the Earth" and i will take care of the rest.

>>52514345
LMAOOOO

>>52514385
Film what?

>>52514471
Go root around for cardboard boxes and write on scraps of those.

>>52514503
Ok, but what kind of interview would something like that ever come up in?

>>52514506
>film what

>>52512137
>i wonder which god he meant

>>52511026
I wanted to quit drinking so I got a medical Marijuana card

>>52514385
Tear a box into pieces and do it on cardboard or just write it on your arms, hands, legs and feet. Just use your walls, you can paint over it later. Write in the dirt like Jesus.

>>52514560
You'll know when you see it. Trust me.

>>52514568
Sorry I'm not on here at this time of day very often, maybe I've just had a weird long day, maybe I'm just retarded, or both, but I just know what the hell you are talking about

>>52514513
This. I know he has some Bud Light packages to write on. They're strewn around the floor in every video.

>>52514513
>>52514580
Ok now you guys are just fucking with me. I'll film it tomorrow.

>>52514597
*Dont

>>52514606
FUCK
You better not interrupt movie night
FUCK FUK FDKFUD KFHSGS:LDKHGD:LKGH;akldgh;lkdahg

>>52514606
>practical solutions
>just fuckin with you
What did your dad say was the deal with the lights.

>>52514349
Yeah it seems alright. It's actually really complicated when dealing with taxes to determine the best way to hedge risk, since if it goess above the call price it's a guaranteed ~20% loss too. So I can only use half the contracts to fund the puts which makes the puts further out strike price, or only insuring half. Not sure how to tweak it best yet, but thanks for the name. Will work on this more later

>>52514616
I won't don't worry.
>>52514628
>practical solutions
>tearing up cardboard boxes
Kek. As far as the headlights go, they both needed on extra turn to lock in which we didn't know at the time. All is well.

What should I do if I'm honestly starting to get spooked by this CBDC nonsense?

>>52514652
There will be benefits and massive disadvantages associated with it. Make sure you exploit the advantages.

>>52514644
Ah yes, that's exactly what I was referring to with the properly seated yesterday. On some it can be tricky getting it even when you know it, really.pthx2

>>52514652
check yourself into a psychiatrist to get pills for your paranoia

>>52514652
Buy XRP. and get use to eating bugs.

>>52514688
Anon, it's the fucking worst. Ford wants us goyim to suffer. Absolutely no hand space whatsoever to reach the bulbs.

>>52514716
>Ford wants us goyim to suffer.
Ford wants us all to be homeless too
(the original photo isn't much better)

>>52514716
Their stock is always shit too. Only satanic Jew magic keeps them afloat. I recommend never buying anything but pre 1980 Chevy trucks.

Get the crack whore in a bra and write it on her skin.

Test

>>52514754
The crack whore employee insists she comes over to get drunk with me. I'm just going to have to go through with it. She's a sweet girl, just dumb. Next weekend i'm going to have her over. She's super poor so i'm going to have her stay here and make sure she eats all the eggs

Stocks

i lost almost 1k today

sholuld i feel stupid holding this much oil

>>52514818
I buyed the dip, bounce next week

>>52514768
Read her the Holy Bible.

>>52514826
i want to buy the dip but im fucked this month

i have to decide whether i invest more or buy winter tires

>>52514652
>>52514695
>>52514701
Seriously though, should I start cashing out some money into PMs and crypto? I don't want to be stuck with goybux that can be turned off at a moment's notice if I name the jew.

>>52514818
yeah probably. oils gone 3 straight years in a bull rally, time to cash out. why not go into some tech that's beaten down this year? buy an index of tech. even leverage it. oil is risky at all time highs
>>52514864
PMs are worthless and cryptos will become worthless (banned) if CBDC comes into effect. Nobody wants a shitcoin that cannot be exchanged for dollars.

>>52514838
I honestly for the keks would consider spending the whole night reading the king james bible to her to see how long she would last before she leaves

>>52514818
I slurped the MRO bottom today. Hoping CVX dumps so I can buy in. I'll buy more coz it'll rally next quarter.

>>52514872
Tech is still way too overvalued, oil is still well too undervalued

>>52513623
>Day trading is basically impossible without an algorithm because there is no way you are beating market makers.
Supply and demand are traded by algos, if you follow them you make money.

>>52514880
I was thinking about that beginner vid suggestion I'd made when I first discovered you, it should be an /smg/ catchup vid to tell newfags everything we need to know about this place including history, regular figures past/present/future (yes, you must predict who will come here later too), things like that. Or even just start including an smg history section in all of your vids going forward, maybe. I watched your first vid a few days ago and it had some stuff on the personalities around here. Others prob do too but I've been too busy watching TD Ameritrade vids that are long af and I have to watch parts over and over trying to grasp them. Anyway, just always keep in mind there are new folks that come and discover all this and not just old regulars, and it might spark lots of new material ideas.

Holy fuck i have to reiterate how unbelievably cold it is here in michigan right now. Cold weather is the name of the game up here, but we are currently experiencing mid january type cold right now. What is the name of the weather control program that exists? This has to be it. This is unbelievably unnatural

>>52514818
I would've waited for 70-75 ish before slurping cause the last bottom was at 67

>>52514959
>Cold weather is the name of the game up here
How far south are you?

>>52514907
oil stocks are undervalued if you understand nothing about commodity cycles, i agree

>>52514977
I'm in michigan ya dingus

>>52514980
Ya but you said "up here", Michigan is south.

>>52514959
It was extremely cold in the Seattle area recently too, I guess that system moved eastward now

>>52514983
?

>>52514983
where the fuck do you live, the arctic circle?

>>52514959
Nigga I lived in West Yellowstone when it was the coldest city in the lower 48 (1998/99)...stayed minus 20 every single day with dips down to minus 50. You are toasty up there!

>>52514872
The energy sector has been in a prolonged downtrend for a decade. XLE hasn't even passed its 2014 high. This time, we're in an energy crisis. Energy security is a big issue, companies like Exxon or OPEC countries are not drilling more. We've had 10 years of under-investment starving the sector and govt policies are still hostile to fossil fuels. In addition, huge renewables have shown they can't meet societies needs and so oil companies will continue to rake in money

>>52515000
>>52515001
You keep complaining about cold weather, like the southerners you are. What, is it -5 Celsius? Oh no.

>>52514979
Elaborate
>>52514886
Shill me on MRO

>>52513979
>>52513979

Delete that shit right now.

>>52515014
>canada
I'm so goddamn sorry. Our president falls every week and has dementia and is still more respected than Trudeau

>>52514959
HAARP

>>52515019
due to the way futures work either they are losing money when oil goes down, or they are stuck gaining the same amount of money they are valued at and are therefore fairly valued based on both scenarios

>>52515035

>>52515014
>celsius
can anyone translate that into non-poor please?

>>52515049
-5 is 23 fahrenhoot

>>52515049
>can anyone translate that into non-poor please?
Sorry, too busy thriving in temperatures well below 0f.

>>52515056
it's 14 goddamn degrees here! What the fuck is that canadacuck talking about?

>>52511325
Homie on the far left getting some toes

>>52515035
Not wrong.

>>52515075
He was saying -5 is pussy cold. Which is of course true. It got to -24 here a couple weeks ago. I was very upset about that. -11 burger.

>>52515039
This. Angels don't play this HAARP. BTW, just today the FBI raided a guy's house that does an Area 51 blog. I saw it on Slashdot.

>>52515075
>>52515097
I just think it's funny you think -5 to -10 is cold. It ain't cold until the liquor and gas freeze.

>>52511381
They're not all like that.

>>52513046
afmjf

>>52513046
SMR

>>52515111
We get that, but not until mid january. IT'S FUCKING MID NOVEMEBER!!!!!

>>52515111
My experience was it ain't cold until your nasal passages insta freeze and you wipe your frozen mustache breaks right off.

>>52513046
Oh good, only one that I shilled made the list, and it wasn't the worst performing

>>52515133
Hey, October and up until now in November were amazing. Extra two months of summer. I'm an Ontario leaf and I actually love Michigan.

>>52515111
I’ve been in -40 in Alberta. Now THAT’s fucking cold. Literally spit and it freezes as soon as it hits the sidewalk. If you breathe too deeply you can feel the air forming ice on the surface of your esophagus.

>>52515019
It looked cheap for it's price, plus boomer buffet had a share. I'm also airing smaller cap companies instead of the giga big companies. I have some DT Midstream as well as my mid cap pick since they were the only non LP I could find. I am pretty late to oil so I am likely buying the top but I need energy exposure other than hot glowing rocks.

>>52515147
>>52515147
>>52515147
>>52515147

>>52515161
Nice DNUT you got there

Figured out what went wrong with my swing trading weeklies and what went right. My new rules are :
1. No overnight positions greater than 25% portfolio value.
2. Take daily profits even if I'm confident my put/calls will skyrocket further tommorow.
3. No doubling down on positions even if they dip for retarded reasons (Poland FUD, Bullard Mouth Diarrhea)
4. Treat myself within reason to keep myself mentally complacent.
5. Remember that logic and reason are not useful in short term trades. I am just trading based on this fleeting moment.

>>52513815
>meat and other essentials triple in price
>wtf why is nobody buying at non-wholesalers

I haven't done anything at work today bros
It's boring as fuck but also feels kinda good

>>52515274
That's my favorite feeling other than doing nothing at home

>>52515202
Ths strikes me as a solid enough framework. I particularly like the general notion of limiting overnights to a percentage.

What kinds of treating yourself are you referring to?

>>52514652
>>52514864
If they do it, they'll have to announce it in advance. Liquid assets can be moved at the time. Hard assets like precious metals, guns, food, nuclear bunkers, etc. can be gathered now if you find cheap prices, but don't go overboard with things you can't smuggle in your bussy while fleeing the country. Crypto is no good, like the other post said they'll pass laws to fuck it over, and it's in a catastrophic fuckfest right now that could take a long time to play out. The most practical thing to do would probably be finding an offshore bank account to keep around as a backup, leaving an insignificant amount in it until you have a reason to move money, with no bullshit fees, in a country that won't join your government's system but isn't a scamming shithole either.

>>52513183
Yeah. He does a lot of planning and research. He doesn’t just draw some triangles and call it a day.

>>52513490
Do you not set stop losses? He’s never had a major loss like that because his parcel size isn’t more than he can afford to lose and he’s very strict with himself. Honestly he has a lot of autistic tendencies and is very disciplined/strict on sticking to rules and not letting emotions take over

>>52513623
Plenty of people beat market makers though. If it can be done with investing why not trading? His brother who got him into stocks invests on a medium to long term time frame and has averaged 40% a year over the last 10 years. Plenty of smaller players outperform the market and institutional investors because they’re not limited already established stocks and go with growth stocks. He was never even book smart (but he’s still probably slightly above average) unlike his brother, he is self taught and self funded he worked at the airport from like 19-29 and now has several million at 32, semi retired just managing a few peoples super funds (like a 401k). Several of my mates have also averaged around 20% over the last 3 years but that’s not the same as over 10 years