/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52509077
I've just about McFuckin had it.

METAbullites are first, we also bought the bottom, we also will sell the top, we will make it, bigly.

i know the flash crash is coming and i am not worried

>The 5 year crab begins

>>52507761
Based

Scizo market.

Hey so is the rail strike still on or nah?

Fake and gay
Tsla

Congrats to all who got in IAUX today. Looks like the buy out will be on its way.

why the fuck is Asana so heavily shorted?
its also one of the most dumped SaaS stocks out there
former FB guy and now CEO owns 40%+ of the stock
is there a chance this shit will go balistic?

Here we go bobros

IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S A SHITCOIN
WHALES ARE NOT TRADING IN ORDER TO PROFIT FROM TRADING RIGHT NOW
WHALES ARE TRADING IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE THE PRICE IN A WAY THAT'S CONVENIENT FOR THEIR LONG TERM PLANS

>>52509112
don't tell me you fell for the railroad strike memes, anon. that was like the biggest nothingburger of all time.

I'm so tired of this crabbing piece of shit.

>>52509112
No, issues for vote come back around in Dec i think

Bought 540 shares of DOYU (5x cfd). Earnings release Monday.
It's going to double.

AT THIS POINT, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT

IS THAT THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF FUCKING LIARS

>>52509140
dont forget about setpoint biden

>>52509148
bulls narrative for weeks was that we were tired of selling
then we got tired of buying
now we are tired of crabbing

>>52509163
Sounds about right
>Captcha = HOGS R+

>>52509145
Fell for? No. Rooting for? Definitely.

>>52509155
Aw, boooring.

>>52509138
their software is pretty basic and they have a ton of competitors like Slack and Teams, they've failed to turn a profit for years and we're in a tightening period where companies are cutting unnecessary costs like fancy productivity software

On some real shit, you can always tell when PPT is sticking their dick in everything because the god damn wicks only get retested going in one fucking direction.

Fellas, a few words about the Bspin, that comes to us from heaven:

>Licensed Bitcoin Casino
>Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool.
>Safe, secure, with a wide variety of provably fair Bitcoins games.

PREM

I am financially schlong'd

Give me a random stock to invest in, I feel like going full retard.

>>52509240
NET

>>52509240
GRND, if only for the memes.

>>52509240
RBLX

>>52509240
BALL

>>52509234

>>52509240
I made money on this last year. I haven't looked since, and have no idea what they're doing

>Try to do backtest programming and shit
>Anon yells at me to do convolutions
>wut.jpg
>Have a vague idea but no idea how to actually do it
>3 blue 1 brown makes a video about convolutions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuXjwB4LzSA

Neat

ONLY TWO MORE YEARS OF THIS SHIT!

so... options exp. action within the last 0.00001s before market close?

>>52509240
CE, POOL, MDT, BRK.B but only invest in these if you have BALLS OF STEEL.

>>52509257
don't look, or you might kys

>>52509240
CUM

>>52509240
ERX

OH COOL SO IT WAS NEWS THEN
ANOTHER NEWS EVENT THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST
UNLESS YOU'RE A GLOWFAGGOT, BANKER, OR MEMBER OF CONGRESS

okay it’s 3:30, now comes the dump

>>52509271
You're right, I might

>>52509240
If you're feeling innovative I suppose you could take your pick of any ARK fund.

>>52509299
SARK is my favorite!

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO GO LOOK AND FIGURE OUT WHEN THE FED IS FINALLY DONE SELLING THEIR FAGGOT FUCKING CORPORATE BONDS THAT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD IN THE FIRST GOD DAMN PLACE?

Fucking hell today has been tedious lads.

>>52509305
Not funny

>>52509329
"aye"

I just got back from the DMV and this country is unironically over. all in QSR and GRND.

Short or long nasdaq?

>>52509321
I asked my pet geckos just now. They said they didn't know. I'm sorry. Normally they do have the inside scoop.

>>52509350
Hoping it dips more before I close my short

>>52509267
COME ON MM JEWS DUMP THIS FUCKING THING

I think you people get too lost in the day-to-day, literally just pull up a 10 year chart of any major indice and you'll see that we're going lower

>>52509345
It's normal to lose hope in humanity after visiting the DMV.

>>52509373
There’s no reason for this to be up 7+% from the past month when things are only getting worse and worse. I blame the media for convincing people we’re not in a recession yet.

>>52509373
unless we go higher and then you're priced out for the next 10 years. wouldn't that be a laugh.

>>52509138
I made good gains on it a few months ago, haven't checked since. When you see an anon buy puts on it load up on calls/shares.

>>52509373
I only trade with x10 leverage mate.

All I have are 5m charts. You wouldn't get it.

LNG is gonna keep pumping. I'm keeping my BOIL over weekend.

>>52509240
UUUU

>>52509359
I went long on nasdaq ( x 10 leverage)

We finna do sum?

>>52509373
Now pull up a 15 year chart. 4 years of DCA to break even from dotcom, 4 for the GFC.

>>52509373
>I think you people get too lost in the day-to-day, literally just pull up a 10 year chart of any major indice and you'll see that we're going lower

unironically now is the time to shorten up your trading time frames. 90% of options that are more than 7% OTM are expiring worthless. so longer-dated far OTM option trading isn't working. shorten the time frame and go closer to ATM strikes

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

WTFWT

Oil bros we are so back

>>52509415
good luck have fun. My short is at 11,724

>>52509432
Not yet you enabler. Wait until the bell goes at least!

>>52509432
I bought Scotch for later.

>>52509383
If the market went where people thought it would then MM wouldn't make money. These bumps are all about jews making shekels. This run will get sold like the previous

At this point I just want to stupid fucking week to be fucking over.

Every time I trade oil it fucks me over.

>>52509439
just put in the call for 450 contracts, I will NOT be taking physical delivery thank you very much

just closed my puts, this shit isnt gonna dump today is it? shaken out again

>>52509432
>Night
What?

>>52509447
Excuse me, Niles. Daylight Savings is more confusing than Caligula's sexuality.

Why is CL on the January contract now? It's not even December.

>EMT IS REAL
>LITERALLY NOTHING PREDICTABLE EVER HAPPENS

Should i long oil ? Pls respond

>>52509480
contracts roll over today anon

>>52509496
Yes

>FLUSH OUT A BUNCH OF BUYERS
>JUST KEEP OFFLOADING THE CORPORATE BONDS BOYS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE PEASANTS CAN TELL; FUCK THEM

>market is gonna close flat for the week
lol

>>52509496
No

>Mumus getting excited over opex close
>most probably don't even know it's opex
Truly you beclown yourselves

>>52509504
>>52509515
Kek

>>52509496
prefer not to say

>>52509499
Holy hell that is early. ZC still has another month on it.

XOM puts seem easy

>>52509496
yes

DO YOU THINK GLOWFAGGOTS EVEN CARE THE ESTABLISHMENT IS SLOWLY PERSUADING EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A GLOWFAGGOT, ONE BY ONE, TO ABJECTLY FUCKING HATE GLOWFAGGOTS WITH ALL THEIR HEARTS?

>>52509538
Janny eagerly trying to work out if this is nsfw

+$4k this week

>>52509559
no one fucking cares dipshit

>>52509148
Should have dived head first onto grindr

>>52509560
stop losing money

>>52509428
I've been switching to .60 delta options instead of OTM. Been working better for me so far

>>52509511
Perfect doji desu senpai.

>>52509560
you cared enough to reply and get really angry about it

Nothing better than a Friday green close. Just so Bobo has to stay heemed on the weekend.

>>52509582
What did we ever do to you?

>>52509568
I made almost as much as he did shithead; I'm just not some fucking faggot who treats it like a special occasion.

>>52509595
Act like cunts for the last 10 months.

>>52509496
Only if you like money and want more of it
I get the impression that most people here don't

>>52509572
Cool so now I have no idea what to plan for next week.

>>52509575
OMG ARE YOU SOME KIND OF RHETORITICIAN
M IND BLOWN

>closing right at the max pain spot
kek every time

>>52509582
Green friday opex close is bearish. Think about it. In the 2020 bullrun opex was usually red days because eveyone was loaded with calls because it was obvious it was a bullrun. Now, opex are green days because everyone knows its a bear market.

>>52509599
cope harder

>>52509613

BASICALLY IF YOU EVER FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT SOME DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT YOU EARNED, YOU'RE A STUPID OBLIVIOUS ASSHOLE, AND EVERYONE CAN TELL THAT YOU SUCK DICK WITH MONEY

>final 10 minutes flash crash
based troll market

>>52509257
damn why didnt you mention this earlier. im tempted to buy with 60% institutional ownership and a low p/e. would have been nice to get in below the second local top though

Im big on renewable energy since the war, we will see a lot of subsidies trying to fuck russia and saudis by reducing demand of oil

send XOM to hell

MY WAY

>>52509637
NO YOU

>SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

>>52509613
you do, you just dont want to admit it.

>>52509624
b-but it was debunked Chad!

Lol rugged in the last 5m

Clown market

>>52509634
Stocks going up is bearish! Holy fucking cope batman.

bobo you can't turn in your assignment at the last minute sorry

>>52509670
look at all the opexes in 2021

>>52509641
>BASICALLY IF YOU EVER FEEL THE NEED TO consistently type in all caps and complain, YOU'RE A STUPID OBLIVIOUS ASSHOLE, AND EVERYONE CAN TELL THAT YOU SUCK DICK WITH MONEY

FTFY

0s/5ZW1L insists upon himself.

mentally ill person shitting up /smg/ jannies do nothing

>>52509687
I DO IT TO ANNOY YOU SPECIFICALLY, SHITHEAD
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO HARASS YOU GLOWFAGGOT LITERAL FAGGOT

>>52509641
You sound upset.

>>52509696
Meanwhile I post bikini girls and the file gets deleted. Makes your noggin jog.
I added more sideline cash to my Roth account today though.

buddy look at apple computer

>>52509613
embrace the crab, join JEPI.
I will get 1% dividend in two weeks. all while outperforming QQQ

BIG VOLUME COMING IN SETPOINT BIDEN

>>52509708
YES ANON I'M UPSET THAT WE HAVE A BUNCH OF MONEYMOUTHED SHITHEAD GLOWFAGGOTS WHO CAN'T STOP ANTAGONIZING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T GLOWFAGGOTS
THAT IS LITERALLY THE THESIS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE

nasdaq unironically closing flat

DING, DING, NIGGERS HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND

>Here's the face of your decade long crabbing, bro.

DXY AND SPY MOVING IN TANDEM
CLOWN MARKET

>>52509706
You do it because you're a weak faggot and you hate yourself.

worst bear market ever

ANYWAY HAVE FUN SHARING VAPID MEMES ABOUT WHAT AMAZING TROLLS YOU ARE, YOU BORING SHIT FOR BRAINS TRAITORS
BYE

>>52509432
Now that it's all over, draught of your finest lager, kind sir.

>using margin due to currency difference
>convert currency
>they put it into the wrong account so still in margin
WHAT THE NIGGER FUCK IS GOING ON

>>52509641
This guy lost exactly $4000

>>52509750
Dude... take a webm
What is this? 1995?

>>52509784
Stop shilling your webm. I already deleted the old one you sperged about having smaller text.

>>52509432
Let's start with 3 Qingdao Beers please.

So i went long on oil with a x15 leverage just before close . I have a bad feeling...

>Verification not required

If you want prosperity, get tulsi to lead the republicans


Or rally America to just vote for her as an independent

All matters

Everyone and everything is at stake

>>52509793
I work very hard on those webms, and you WILL appreciate my efforts

anyone holding puts over the weekend unintentionally

Think ill buy some weed today. Lets get high tonight and play some video games

>>52509819
Based

>>52509831
Real stock niggas only use stims. Do yourself a favor and dont get brainfog smoking that trash

Wowee +$8k this week and to top it all off I am of sound mental health and don't type in all caps!

>>52509299
her time will come again. just when macro stops shitting itself. Youll see, everyone will praise here like a godess again.

>>52509831
Sounds good anon, but I'm gonna build my Supermarine Sptifire Mk. IXc while you guys game, if that's cool?

>>52509805
Dude are you 10x leverage nasdaq and 15x leverage oil too? My grandmas social security is probably helping pay for all that leverage. You got guts kid.

>>52509843
Ive got the whole week off next week, dont need my brain. A little weed every couple years shouldnt hurt me anymore than I already have growing up.

>>52509458
Right. Whenever someone talks about
>societal progression
>oldfags
>newfags
Or
>hates Uncle Sam
>hates greedy corporate cocksuckers
You samefags and moralfags love talking
>shekels
>goyims
>white jesus
>a can of snuff
>hard work and blue-collar work
You fucking clowned hypocrites

The key to winning in the stock market is by having no emotions. When you lose or win. Keeping the wins quietly to yourself and vice versa when you lose.


To become a psychopath you need lack of emotional sensitivity and empathy, impulsiveness and insensitivity to punishing consequences.

Crabbing into the new year?

Damn, should've listened to that anon who was bullish on CROX.

>>52509819
Based. Have a blessed weekend /smg/

So I have mainly ETFs in this portfolio account. Out of the 2 individual stocks i have chosen, they are 2/3 of the negative % losses. I think this conclusively proves that buying sector ETFs is a way better strategy. Thank you for coming to my tedx talk

What happened to your "huge green dildo" mumu?

>>52509758
Holy shit did you have yet another losing week?
Time to give up anon.
You aint cut out for the big game.

>>52509820

>>52509911
i'm not sure if there's more than one CROX poster here but i've posted about it before. it's probably fairly valued now or close to it, so be careful.

buy puts fag celebrating only losing some money instead of a lot of money

>inherit money from grandmother in January
>want to get out of wage slaving hell
>crypto shaky
>stocks down 100% of the times I check
>crypto crashes
>stonks still down
>burning through money because job pay doesn't keep up with ever-increasing prices

>>52509394
*teriyaki boyz starts blasting*
I WANDA IF U KNO
DADA DOWN IN TOKYO DA DA

>>52509945
Yeah, I know. He talked about it two or three weeks ago, so he was on the money. Good to see that some guys have decent plays in here that are legitimate.

>>52509922
All 5 of the individual ones I picked for my son's portfolio are up breddy good even though they are forced longs picked in Feb 2021 before the 2022 bear started in Jan. What criteria did you use in selecting those 2, and what brought them to your attention to begin with?

>>52509972
>stonks
Found your problem. You need stocks, son, not "stonks". Stay away from reddit, son, it is bad.

Essential traits to become a good stock trader:

1. Considerable superficial charm, verbal facility and average or above average intelligence.

2. Unreliability, disregard for obligations, no sense of responsibility.

3. Untruthfulness and insincerity.

4. Inexplicable impulsiveness.

5. Antisocial behavior.

6. Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience.

7. Total self-contriteness.

8. General poverty of deep and lasting emotions.

9. Lack of any true insight, inability to see oneself as others do.

10. Fantastic and objectionable behavior, after drinking and sometimes even when not drinking--vulgarity, rudeness, quick mood shifts, pranks.

11. An impersonal, trivial, and poorly integrated sex life.

>>52509805
I'll be fiiine

>>52510018
Fug I only got #1. It's over.

>>52509979
This is my long term hold, and I used a stock screener with criteria of
Positive cash flow
Positive earnings
minimum 1.5b market cap
P/E of 6-15
Sector with future growth
And some other tweaks I dont remember

It's still possible they make money long term.

My short term portfolio I sold some stocks for gains already with a similar screener, but I just found it funny that 100% of the stocks chosen here are red

I believe in a diversification of methods of determining what is a good company as well as a diversification of sectors.

>>52509972
delayed to dec

>>52510018
>cute nayeon
Alright boys I'm gonna make it!

>>52509972
stocks arnt an instant win button anon, if your job isnt paying the bills something is very wrong.

>>52509978
it probably was me, think I was responding to an anon who wanted something better to trade than PLUG

unfortunately a lot of the gains I've made off CROX have been offset from PRTY's Q3 blunder, but you win some you lose some lol.

>>52509659
.. you mumu fucking shits

>>52509659
I DID IT MYYYYYYY WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>52510018
12. Holds puts over the weekend instead of taking a small loss despite the potentially horrific downside, fact that time decay will amount to more than the small loss and ruined weekend

>>52510018
fuck you pal

>markets closed
So what do i do now?

>>52510129
you short the weekend you cunt

>>52509432
>>52509447
>>52509478
>>52509456
>>52509466
>>52509763
>>52509799
Based Frasier connoisseurs, one of the most /comfy/ forms of media of all time. This screencap always makes me laugh

>>52510129
I'm about to fly out with my wife to visit my family for Thanksgiving :)

Have a blessed week!

>>52510138
For whatever reason, I watched that show when I was a kid and I had no idea what it was about. I loved that little dog and whatever that whore who hung out with them was. Daphne maybe?

>>52509432
a long island iced tea would be great right about now

>>52510018
>>52510115
you know if you wanted to talk about me you could have just linked my post

>>52510129
Go for nice walk, get some stuff for dinner, pour yourself a drink and put on a movie or open a good book.
Or, call up the nastiest whore on your speed dial and the cheapest coke you can find, and go on a bender all weekend.

>>52510129
Uh, drink?

>>52510129
you can trade certain things after market

>>52510148
>Thanksgiving :)
That's in October, kind of late, eh?

Anyone familiar with CTA, I recently heard of this. It is an actively managed etf using trend based trading of commodities. I like the idea of it, gives access to a type of investing previously reserved for big fish.

>>52509569
i'm shortening the time frame to 10dte and going like 7-10% OTM and using spreads to reduce costs

>>52510050
Hmmm. I am very poorly educated in any of this, but here's what I did. My son is in a program where he gets to invest on their dime and keep the gains. The man who runs the program does some kind of screener on the S&P and offers about 120 to select from, but I cannot spot an obvious criteria. The only number I looked at was the P/E and you are right on with what I did which was try to stick to under 15. Then I took all of those and looked at their curves at various zooms and selected ones that seemed to be on an overall upward trend while being at that moment in something of a valley. I tried to look at all of their lows spanning the entire post 2010 bubble and select one that seemed to be as close to that repeating low as possible while still showing a long term upward trend. We are always dealing with hard deadlines to make a choice so it's pretty much pick something and run with it as best as possible at the time, with only a few days to do the research.

So far those 5 stocks are up about 30% but were doing a lot better before Jan 2022 hit and started the bear, but they are still up about 15% YTD.

Anyway, I am not a knowledgeable person but 5/5 picks being green and a min of +13 seems to indicate the method works ok, but I wish I could tell you what the screeners are that the man uses to select the 120 choices. I know for a fact that there are a lot of losers in them so even choosing from those narrowed choices is critical.

you shorted SBNY when I told you to 4 months ago right?
still time, over half their deposits are crypto related. Their Q4 earnings are going to be a bloodbath, regardless of rates

the lotto people called me and told me the money will be in my bank tomorrow
36k after taxes
still not sure what to do with it yet. probably keep it in cash for now.

>>52510266
>min of +13
Meant min of +13% since time of purchase.

>>52510129
Watch 20h of skyrim kino, if that's your thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHP02JEC5H0

>>52510138
>Autistic shut-in cousin turns into boisterous and well-groomed Frasier larper
Holy fucking based

...how did they even pull this off?

>>52510221
I looks like it just trades futures contracts and treasury bills. Why not just trade futures yourself?

>>52510221
>Anyone familiar with CTA
yeah thats a Simplify ETF. mike green and harley bassman are pretty smart dudes who manage that shit. go to their youtube page to learn exactly what the ETF does. i dont use CTA myself but i like their interest rate ETF: PFIX

>>52510371

>>52510371
Bring back the frogman

>>52510266
The s&p 500 only invests in profitable companies, and has a minimum market cap by nature of the fund being the 500 biggest companies in the us market. So in that sense it is similar to my screener, but with large caps. He is probably using an additional filter that limits high beta or something to minimize his risk.

the euro is overbought and hitting both trendline resistance and 200-day EMA resistance

short it against the USD. you can use ticker FXE

>>52510407
Ah, I don't know, I just know that the average S&P stock is down YTD, and several of the 120 have had some bad times since. Just one example, Verizon was in the list, and was about $56 at the time, and is now in $38 and has been pretty much down hill over this entire span.

>>52510288
Let me manage that for you kind sir. I can guarantee you 250% gains after my management fee. Just bring de cash to de park dis afternoon Mr. Sir and I'll get right back to you

>>52510018
10/11. Maybe I am mommies little Warren Buffet!

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52510489
Well he's definitely not filtering for debt then cause verizon has a fuck ton of debt

Elizabeth Holmes gets 6 months in Prison

>>52510526
Hello ASMB spammer bot
How much do I need to invest in ASMB to get ladies?

is oil gonna heal a bit over the weekend?

>>52510018
damn literally me

>>52510543
He's using the classic and time tested dart board method, isn't he? Half the darts are red, half green. Red darts buy puts, green darts buy calls. Yellow darts sell iron condors or buy butterflies

>>52510526
tell me more

>>52510569
going to be bumpy but hold on

>>52510569

>>52510559
>You want the Jew time? Do the Jew crime.

>>52510018
This means I'm gonna make it big, yay me!

>>52510562
>>52510288
Only about 35k is needed. Then you can have all the ladies. Please talk to my manager >>52510492 . I believe you 2 wonderful sirs can create a business deal to work with my manager. He just needs you 2 to bring the cash to the park this afternoon. Then you will get all the ladies with big anus lobes for you to do the sex and marriage with. He guarantees 500% gains.

>>52510407
>The s&p 500 only invests in profitable companies, and has a minimum market cap

sp500 requirements

>>52510559
My fraudfu back in time to enjoy summer?!

>>52510621
>He just needs you 2 to bring the cash to the park this afternoon.
Is physical cash fine? Or would he prefer iTunes gift cards?

>>52510288
so they came trough for you grats then it's yours
gl with it

>>52510625
>why didn’t you save her

>>52510407
It's kind of insane that an ETF investing in profitable companies has good track record. I wonder if doing that instead of investing and AQB and GEVO would be a better strategy.

>>52510569
Nope. I shorted oil. I earned over 4x on the bull run, now I will make 2x on the bear run.
Buckle up tranny oilers

>>52510575
There's no puts, it's just longs, make selections, hold until the program ends, 2 chances to sell a single one and buy a replacement in between, simple as that. Otherwise it does seem about like a dart board to my untrained eye.

>>52510288
>50k to 36k
The government is such bullshit.

Is it finally over? Have the OPEX illuminati stopped swinging the market around?

Any leafs want to buy some war bonds?
>https://www.canada.ca/en/department-finance/programs/financial-sector-policy/ukraine-sovereignty-bond.html

>>52510636
You can bring cash or do the mail. If you cannot do that needful, then we can accept iTunes or gift cards. If you do not respond the police will be on the arrival to your house. You be under the arrest and the jail will be provided to you. Please hurry this is of important to your life wonderful sirs.

>>52510694
Cute feet!

>>52510673
holy shit it’s almost like the government does the lottery to get the tax income and not just to help its citizens have fun and win money :^)

>>52510673
they take over a thousand from everyone one of my paychecks too
haha i sure do love the government! i know that money is being put to good use to better my life and country and definitely isn't being wasted.
>>52510646
thanks anon

>>52509819
This is a really good idea. Tulsi would win as a Republican against any democrat. I can’t imagine her winning the midterms sadly. Joe is probably unironically going to get another term in office

>>52510653
I thought buy low sell high meant you buy stocks worth a penny and sell them for $100!!!

>>52510715
*primary not midterms

I need a name for a fictitious oil company for, uh, research purposes.

>>52510689
isn't this pretty bad?

https://investorplace.com/2022/11/7-ev-stocks-that-will-make-you-a-millionaire-by-2030/

I've been shilling LEV for at least a month. Get in now, the pump is beginning, it's getting articles in the ai written articles now.

>>52510739
Shenron Corporation

>>52510689
Nah. They literally just pay a standard yield. Now if the yield was a ukranian refugee qt I would be buying and supporting the good fight, but its not, so I play the pacifist.

>>52510559
What did she wear in court?
>In case I need to try it

>>52510739
Shmell corporation

>>52510721
I tried this, but to my surprise stock price can go lower than that. Another failed venture really. I'll keep experimenting though, for example I never tried trading options on Lean hog futures. Should be easy.

>>52510739
Crudie Tooty All Rooty

>>52510739
Cohen & Katzenburg Exploration

>>52510739
Big Shell or OILIX

>>52510760
Lower than a penny? What the fuck. We dont even have pennies in canada any more. This is proof that the market is rigged.

>>52510739
Plainview Petroleum

>>52509077
I believe in MURDER

>>52510739
Petropanties

>>52510790
https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_tx/0801402211

>>52510689
Pretty weak yield for supporting a country fighting for it’s sovereignty. Talk to me when it has positive real returns.

>>52510777
>Canada
For what it's worth, my dad has about 1500 pennies from 1943. Even shitty grade ones can go for 10-15c to a buyer, but where's the demand for those ones? A good condition one has about 30c of numismatic value.
Those pennies have something like 3.2g of copper in them. We did the math and the price of copper needs to go up like 5x before melting them down would be viable

>>52510799
>https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_tx/0801402211
What the fuck.

>>52510221
Managed futures have been around for a while, just more common as mutual funds than ETFs.
That said, FMF has been around since 2014 so it's not exactly super new.

It's not a bad pick if you're trying to reduce portfolio beta, but the active management style usually means higher fees (and risk of the fund manager fucking up).

CTA seems decent if you're looking hedge. Just be aware that this year will likely an unusual return for the fund. Normally Long/Short funds are positioned for smaller returns but more safety from overall market moves.

>>52510802
>>52510689
Terrible. I can get a 4.5% rate for a 1-year cashable GIC at Meridian. With a ladder strategy, the 3y bond hits 6% return. You could probably hit 4-5% for a 5 year as well.

>>52510802
5 year 3.3 apy is cringe. You can get CDs for more with shorter term

>>52510807
I'm long copper with a 20% gain at the moment, so only 480% more to go before you can melt down the pennies. Or you could go rip wire out of unoccupied homes in vancouver instead.

TSE: COPP

My PRTY bhenchods: they have helium again! The recoverful is happened so no redem yes? Sers no redem?

>>52510848
Sir, the village has drunk cyanide in anger from your horrible investment.
Regards

>>52510744
>>52510750
>>52510802
>>52510827
Better private citizens money going to fund it than Canadian tax dollars.

>>52510848
I work at a big 4 and it's nothing but jeets. I don't need this here.

>>52510865
Good morning.

she got 11 years lol

>>52510288
hey LUMfag are you enjoying the remake?

>>52510864
This just seems like an emotional scheme to get young people and boomers to throw money at something offering subpar rates, while they pocket the difference.

>>52510846
I bought some COPX last week. Any catalysts for price to look out for?

>>52510459
I have a feeling that the dxy is going to go parabolic next week

>>52510848
>>52510859
>>52510865
yeah i'm thinking this is a solid buy sirs

>>52510865
Den please dell Bonjweet that he no longer allow in villege for redem early bastard

>>52510896
Price catalyst = whipsaw from lithium skyrocketing, copper will follow and lithium is slowing so it should happen soon(tm). I do not know exactly when it will happen.
For the record I know nothing about commodities other than they're cyclical based on supply and demand being hard to balance for firms extracting the resources

Hello fellow goyim. Would you be interested in buying stock with ticker that spells MNDO? This company operates in the most blessed part of the world. Has zero debt, 7 P/E and pays nice dividend every year.
What does this company do you ask? Well, its product is a very profitable billing and customer care platform.
In the picture attached you can find a photo of CEO. Inspiring.
If you have any questions, then don't ask me, because I just found this company on a screener. I'm sure their IR will happily answer any phonecalls though. Their phone number is 972 4 993 6666

>>52510889
I will write her

>>52510898
the huge miss was from some tax issues, but it was still a shit earnings anyhow.

>>52510896
I mean at the end of the day it's soliciting a war bond, the only thing missing is the big show. And again, it's a lot better than using Canadian tax dollars. Let the people who support Ukraine, put their money where their mouth is.

>>52510889
It said 6 months on pol

>>52510739
Peter's Petrochemicals

>>52510889
We find her guilty on a dozen accounts of stealing our heart.

>>52510972
More like stealing our souls

>>52510802
>Pretty weak yield for supporting a country fighting for it’s sovereignty
The bond is denominated in CAD and your counterpary is Canada if Ukraine can't pay.
If it was unsecured or denominated in UAH, then you'd expect higher yield because of currency risk / counterparty risk.
But since it's not, the rates have to be the same.
If the rate was higher it would be arb'd instantly because you could just short Canadian debt and buy the Ukrainian debt in equal denominations.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/taylor-swift-live-nation-ticketmaster-stock-203301103.html

swiftie sisters, we did it
now they just need to antitrust meta for being the best dang VR company around hehe

New

>>52510994
>>52510994

I blame the jews. Also, kill yourself jannie

>>52511003
Could have baked a little longer..

>>52511028
Of course you blame the jews because you love your trucks, you love your snuff, you love your law enforcement, you love your military industrial complex, you love your rebel flag, and most importantly, you love your young white daughters

>>52510895
i am, i think it's solid. original series really hit it's stride after the characters were introduced which is close now in the remake, so looking forward to the future episodes.

>>52510897
i hope so

>>52511067
No snuff tho.