/biz/ - Business & Finance

What would TWTR be worth right now if it was still trading publicly?

Us crabbing the last few days after that giga pump has me a bit worried to be honest

>>52506895
Just gotta cool off for the next rally.

this is why I'm bearish
they have no reason to prop up the economy when they can just let it fall to cover up for joe and then blame the republicans for wasting tax payer money for investigations instead of helping them fix things

>>52506884
META actually makes money and is down 70%, SNAP is down 85%, somewhere around that neighborhood

>>52506884
15USD

>>52506911
All these fucks, including team blue, should be lined up in shot. No, not in Minecraft.

>>52506911
>this is why I'm bearish
Literally everything the government does is bearish. This is relatively tame.

What the plan for today ? Short ? Long?

First for my fellow METAbolites. We shall enjoy the hundreds of blinding neon green dawns to come. ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS

Very bearish for OIL

Imagine being such a faggot that you think carrots are bad for you. I bet it's the bears who put carrots in their asses instead of eating them who spread such misinfo.

>>52506964
>HEY! HEY GUYS! THIS GUY IS LONG! MAYBE WE CAN GET THE WHALES TO SCREW HIM OVER!
everyone in the market is a bunch of snitches.

its time bobros. we were patient. now let's find their stops.

>>52506992
i bet you coat those carrots with buttermilk ranch fat fuck

I have an interview for corporate banking internship in an hour. Any tips frens?

>>52507008
:(

Oil sissies wtf is going on?

>>52507008
I don't even peel them and put them in a soup with other vegetables. What now, mr. healthfag?

>>52506992
Carrots are amazing for you. Great variety of micronutrients.
I ate a lot of these bad boys, along with lots of vitamin C and vitamin K, after I had laser eye surgery.
Great sticks!

>>52507022
Be black.

>>52506992
Your inner thoughts are being projected on others.

///comfy///

can not tell you ho comfy I am selling credit spreads. 50 weekly coinbase spreads, regulators will love normie base. they are never cool and chill, heavy on the KYC side. regulators will treat them well. was never worth $360, but $44 is an insult. this isnt mt. gox (I hope)

pic not exactly related

>>52506992
regular roasted carrot eater here, my eyesight is fantastic even with squinting at lines on charts all day

Thoughts on TSLA? Sure, Elon's mismanagement of twitter seems bearish for the short-term, but I have a feeling things will start looking up for him soon.

>>52507022
yeah, say youre a scratch golfer and willing to give tips

>>52507022
Linear regression analysis is used to predict the value of a variable based on the value of another variable. The variable you want to predict is called the dependent variable. The variable you are using to predict the other variable's value is called the independent variable.

>>52507044
Yup, it's a great snack too.

>>52507052
Who's gonna be buying expensive cars going into recession and everyone getting laid off?

>>52507052
>Elon's mismanagement of twitter
he's cut most of his overhead. Twitter could be run by like 20 people

>>52507034
Looks like the "market" is trying to soften the blow that will be December's shitshow.

>>52507052
the press is attacking him because he is undermining legacy media, every tech company is doing massive layoffs, any sane person would look at TWTR's failure to generate earnings for 10+ years and cut all the fat out

>>52507022
Just be yourself,bro

Are we gonna dump for max pain or just crab all day? Just scooped this few mins ago should I just cash it out for weekend drug money or hold it til sour hour? I'm Not holding anything over the weekend

>>52507052
tslas are overpriced and elon is a cringe redditor

>>52506992
Why'd this post get deleted. Who's pumping the carrot ETFs? Are jannies supplementing their salary with payoffs from Big Carrot?

Come to think of it, why aren't carrot futures traded?

>>52507052
Getting tired of all the Musk this and Twitter that.
Both /biz/ and /g/ are swamped by this and they're all just thinly veiled /pol/ threads.

>>52507052
He is $30b in debt in spacex and must spend $30b every 5 years to replace Starlink satelites. At the same time, his competitors make profit while maintainining only few satelites in orbit. Contrary to popular belief, I don't think he is a good enterprenatour in a sense that he is good at turning profit. He is simply very good at getting bailouts / subsidies from governments.

Dump eet again

>Elon's mismanagement of twitter seems bearish for the short-term

>>52507103
>redditor
>using www.reddit.com users' own slang

>>52507110
jannies banned onion futures in 1958, it was only a matter of time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

>>52507034
>Badger_I_Dont_Know.gif
Maybe this though.

>>52507045
I'm middle eastern, do i qualify for being black?
>>52507089
Ok I will be racist and antisemtic during interview

>>52507121
And yet sóy is freely traded. How very, very convenient.

>>52507114
Really? What's the service length of Starlink sats?

Seems like a very shit business model.

>>52507118
Notice how most of these trannies are using Twitter, to berate Elon Musk and tell him he's killing Twitter.
Lol kind of ironic.

What just happened to OSTK?

>>52507052
>Thoughts on TSLA?
its a car manufacturer that produces less than 0.01% of the cars in the world but has more than 99.9% of all car stock

it's overvalued as fuck

>>52507114
>must spend $30b every 5 years to replace Starlink satelites
Any more reading on this anon? He doesn't even have them all up there yet, so will he be replacing satellites before he finished the initial deployment?

Oil bros it’s over, Cathie wood has won

Well... 17 full days into NNN and stocks are going back down. I guess the effect is already wearing off, it's over...

>>52507118
>>52507163
I wish I could reason with people like that but a lot of them are just too far gone from soibean oil consumption and other stupid shit.
Also, Elon is a master shit-stirrer. Amazing how everyone on Twitter sucked his dick a few years ago and now they think he's Ghengis Khan

>>52507175
>Any more reading on this anon?
his rabbay told him to say that, it's not data

>>52506884
I don't understand how something like this completely broke most twitter employees. Your boss basically just gave you a mild pep talk saying we gotta work harder and you shit and piss yourself, have a nervous breakdown and quit your 6 figure job amidst a global recession where tech companies are all having mass layoffs. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>52507143
I recall reading about some time ago. Here is an article I found now with soem info:
https://www.space.com/spacex-starlink-satellites.html
> SpaceX plans to refresh the Starlink megaconstellation every five years with newer technology. At the end of their service, the old satellites will be steered into Earth's atmosphere where they will burn up. That is certainly commendable when it comes to space debris prevention, however, there is another problem.
Different issue is that this is what they planned to do. Problem is that this mechanism failed multiple times already, which means our orbit will be hosting dead Starlink satelites for some time.

>>52507197
you know that meme of the SWE working 2 hours a day? that was all 7500 twitter engineers

>>52507198
Lol, Elon is gonna cause a satellite cascade isn't he.

>Saxo Bank charging 3 USD per contract for options
Fuck I hate rent-seekers. Does IB still demand a 10k lump sum for opening an account?

>>52506884
$0.00 twitter doesnt make money, its never turned profit. actually it loses money

>>52507217
Are you a Euro?

I use Saxo and yeah, their charges are a scam - they jew you on FX conversion as well.

Dunno about IB, they won't let me open options kek.

TastyTrade is easy to open. You can fund via Wise USD account using ACH payment.

>>52507197
>quit and get paid 3 months severance
>inherit the work of all other engineers that are leaving while also having a new CEO that loves to threaten firings
doesn't take a genius to see why want to leave, only people left are the internationals who need the job for their visas.

>dollar pumping
>spy not inversing
this should end well

>>52507197
No one goes to work at TWTR because they want to make a cool social media product. They are grossly overpaid to do nothing.

*sigh* Somehow, the bear market has returned.

>>52507253
>They are grossly overpaid to do nothing.
How many people in the workforce regardless of industry are the same?
At least half actually put their asses in gear and do their jobs.

>>52507197
>Be forced to work hard 80 hours week in cut throat environment
or
>Get 3 months paid leave on holiday months. Have a god tier resume

let me remind you that although silicon valley tech is making massive layoffs, this isn't universally happening across all companies offering tech jobs and many recruiters would drool at stealing a twitter employee

>>52507244
Surely they knew this would happen eventually. It wouldn’t forever be propped up to serve as a propaganda outlet.

>>52507244
Most companies will fire you for being a faggot all over social media, if your account is tied to your PROFESSIONAL career.
Keep sucking tranny dick.

>>52507208
and me

>>52507213
Hopefully not, but I wouldn't be surprised.

>>52507274
pajeet corporate welfare lol

>>52507259
OMG THE S&P IS DOWN 1 POINT IT’S OVER AHHHHHHHHHHH

DO
SOMETHING
NORMAL

>APPL green in a sea of red

>>52507274
Because what Jaguar needs is experts in latte sipping and avocado toast crunching.
>No dunkers!

>>52507197
Because as software engineer I have choices. And I will never work for some wealthy fag who think I should spend more than 40 hours per week creating product for him. Not only quality of my work, but also quality of my life would drop.

>>52507272
>half
Anon...... You ever see side of road construction? There's 1 guy doing work and 9 people supervising. Tech is even worse. 3 managers to 1 engineer that does 1 hour of work out of 10.

>>52507274
>more than 800 positions
>literally tens of thousands of people laid off/fired
Lmao you trannies cannot stop coping. Elon is a retard, but at least he's our retard.
I love seeing you losers seethe.

BUDDY, CHECK LYVE COMPUTER

>>52507274
that's 800 potential new jobs for 4000 fired Twitter employees and over 10000 fired Meta employees. Good luck getting that job while at the same time thinking your new employee won't be expected you to put in any hard work.

>OIL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tech bros are delusional the market is being flooded with talent unless you're a full stack gigachad from google with 10 years experience nobody will match even half your salary

>>52507165
Company fundemantals are great. Global fundamentals are dogshit for their industry. I am a purple heart handed dining set ready to rise. Also ALL of their Medici Ventures holdings are valued at $0 as they are too speculative to properly evaluate - Bank of America. So there is a little hidden nugget under the blanket to pad the recent beatings. One day it will be realized the true value of Overstock... I will make it that day.

>>52507334
you are being replaced by AI as we speak. You are being laid off by the tens of thousands. Nobody will even need you anymore in 5 years. Now is the time to make your money and retire.

>>52507336
At least half*
I use broad strokes in here.

>>52507275
layoffs? sure, but Elon is seemingly taking out his frustration for being forced to buy the company out on the employees.
>>52507279
Yeah, but the people who just left weren't fired for being faggots on social media. They got offered severance and took it.

>>52507165
oh... you said "just"... More buyers than sellers. It's a shitcoin atm that goes every which way and will until something big happens.

>>52507237
>Are you a Euro?
Yeah, before I made the account I thought the 3 USD fee was for per transaction like with stocks.

>TastyTrade
Sounds too much hassle, sorry.

Guess racking up 10k and making account for IB is the best play.even though their 1 USD per contract fee also eats into profits annoyingly. Also they seem to have shitloads of fees to scalp me even more.

>TRUST ME BRO, MARKET MAKERS ARE YOUR FRIENDS WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE NO EFFICIENT MARKETS(TM)

>>52507314
Taleb says to bet on disaster.

perfect opportunity to load up for the rally next week. They don't know about it.. heh

>>52507397
Quite big claims for someone who knows nothing about me. I guess that's some walmart janitor dream, that people who do better than him get brough down by "AI".

>>52507356
I am short x1 contract of oil ser.

>>52507125
interesting, thanks

der crab

>>52507439
what's the reason for a rally gookanon?

>>52507336
Hey, road crews work as fast as they can. Fuck you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22W5tRWbUVI

>Believing 1pbtid fucks
>Believing k-pop shits
>Believing anime trannies
>Believing random out of the blue DD for shit like Skywater
The list must be updated.

>>52507513

Dark pools.

Lunar Cycle. New Moon Nov 23rd.

Thanksgiving Rally.

Falling bullish wedge on the SPY.

>>52507545

>>52507545
I'll take left side any day of the week

hope you bought the china dip

>>52507418
Taleb as in Nicholas Taleb? Sauce?

IT'S LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO JUST DO A FUCKING TREND

>>52507584
Please follow your own advice and buy WIMI. Imagine if it got back to pricing form 2021, you could eat roasted dog legs for the rest of the year.

>>52507584
if im gonna give my money to a chin there's gonna be fried rice and chicken wings involved

>>52507594
DAS RITE

>>52507585
*Nassim Nicholas Taleb

HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SCALE DOWN TO DEAL WITH THIS TOTAL FAGGOT CLOWNWORLD SHITCOIN VOLATILITY
MAYBE MY NEXT POSITION SIZE WILL BE ONE FUCKING SHARE

>>52507584
yeah, i did

I'm bullish on Houston. How to invest in it?

When will I be free?

>>52507545
>Skywater
Did you not see the leadership team?

>>52507617
there's no reason to get mad anon, people are getting laid off and are going to be unable to heat their homes this holiday season.

>>52507628
muni bonds

>>52507638
YEAH BECAUSE OF GLOWFAGGOTS LIKE YOU HIJACKING SOCIETY AND TURNING INTO A CIRCUS FOR RETARDS WHERE ONLY GLOWFAGGOTS GET TO MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON REAL INFORMATION

>>52507634
lmao, i told you fucks to buy this shit in january, you waited until it was at the fucking top? i've already moved onto tmf

>>52507530
Construction is done by a single wizard on site. The lads are just there to cover the reality of the situation. This is why buildings and roads manifest while the lads gather eating sanwiches and smoking.

>>52507650
I'm not a glowie, you're the fucking glowie. You come in here trying to get everyone fired up to go and lash out at the establishment. I ain't falling for that shit again.

>>52507572
Dragon Ball weebs are the best because they can actually bench 100 lbs.

>>52506884
Why would anyone not take the 30k severance and find a new job?

>>52507094
Updates

>>52507683
My 12 year old son benches 100lbs.

>>52507705
Because the specific changes he intends to make sound like an OK trade-off for a certain kind of engineer.

>>52507673
>!!2wgod7RQeJh
does this mean you are a bot baggot?

>>52507714
fucking retard

>>52507723
beep boop, fuck you!

Im shorting next week at 7x leverage, wish me luck hombres - I'll either make $220,000usd, or I lose a months salary.

>>52507761
based

God damn when can I short SI?

Where’s the short info?

>>52507761
If dubs you to make it

everyone is short, so we're pumping next week right?

>>52507761
Is there anything related to interest rates next week? Seems like the fed is the major driver behind market crashes

>>52507784
I think you just buy stock anon

bobros we eatin good tonight

Bobo love, i think i've been a little too kind
didn't notice you crashing all over place
markets gave you a short
puts only works when we are rallying
and by the way
were going up tonight

best believe i'm still bejeweled
when i walk in the room
i can still make the whole room shimmer
and when i meet the anons
they ask, "do you remember bobo'?
i could say, "i don't remember"
familiarity breeds contempt
don't put me in the crash
when i want to be the bull in your bullet
diamonds in my eyes
i polish up real nice
and I can still make the whole market shimmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjD3oEFDI&list=RDcfbjD3oEFDI&index=1

heres a catalyst for something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jvL0MHTTjU

>>52507125
Dafuq does this mean? Oil heading higher soon?

>>52507826
*sell

>>52507841
Man he really sounds like he has brain damage today

when is it finally gonna be our turn soxl sisters?

SPRAY BEAR AWAY GO HIBERNATE UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

BEST BELIEVE I'm STILL BEJEWELED!

>$2.9T Social Security Trust is becoming a net seller of treasuries

>>52507125
I dont understand this

so are REITs good or shit when rates keep going up?

>>52507758
so yes then?

>>52507855
>>52507927
I see. Well, bad news then. Oil has further to fall because you two sound like total idiots.

>>52507927
it's a nobody on twitter, he gets off to sounding smart in public

I'm shorting oil. No I don't have a reason, just dun like it. Simple as.

>>52507909
that looks terrifying
And what is he supposed to do halfway?

>>52507962
Good on ya, mate. Make sure to bail the moment people start shilling SCO.

Bobros is it the right time to short s&p500?

>>52507927
hes saying oil down because oil down last nov
then oil up because oil up last dec

>>52507707
I shouldve followed the screenshot rule

>>52507890
>>52507841
It was just a 30 minute monologue with a bunch of zoom faces watching wtf....

>>52507183

How could I doubt cathie? WTI crude is the new whale oil

what do bizbros?

>>52507988
>Buddy, don't you know who I am?
>Now get me some ice cream sonny.
>Ah cmon maaan.

>>52507982
You don't short unless there is a 30% level. 4200 is when you short.

>>52508013
30% retracement level.

>>52507986
No, he's saying a pipeline disruption that's inadvertently flooding Cushing is triggering a cascading series of technical sells. The price action will resemble those earlier pullback dates he mentions rather than, say, March 2020 style drops.

>>52508013
BNF should sue them for using his likeness in an advertisement

>>52506884
>in the space of a month, twitter employees went from going to an adult daycare for the mentally ill to being given the choice between voluntarily quitting or doing a job that is now far more difficult than it ever was before with fewer perks

>>52508072
It's ok, I'm sure they'll land on their feet with a similar easy job at Meta or Amazon.

look at the dollar dip buyer

>>52506884
3 months of salary for simply not clicking a button. jelly

So power or sour hour today?
Or neither?

It’s sad how hard retail is trying to prop things up today

>>52508094
That's J Powell in his personal account.

>>52507217
I use Lynx/IBKR and pay 75ct for options, maybe it's available

>>52508108
neither we've entered stagflation

2 million TSLA contracts traded today, more than QQQ

I'm going to start maintaining a spreadsheet, so I can run the numbers and confirm... but I'm pretty sure each day's market performance is directly correlated with the number of times I wake up from nightmares the night before...
Last night it was three

>>52508127
ok so where is 2022?

>The suit against FTX, filed by attorneys Adam Moskowitz and David Boies, claims the crypto exchange engaged in deceptive practices to sell FTX yield-bearing digital currency accounts.
>Boies has also represented various clients in US lawsuits, including Theranos, tobacco companies, Harvey Weinstein, and Jeffrey Epstein's victims including Virginia Roberts Giuffre.
Hahahaha, this theatre is too much.

>>52508129

I don't know if there's even a reason to be bearish anymore LT now that I think about it.

Can someone run the numbers on the vomma convexity curve of the SPX Dec options chain? thanks

>>52508177
>"FTX has already filed for bankruptcy, a process that will see its remaining assets picked clean by investors and other creditors, meaning it will likely have no money to pay for any class-action liability—but that's not the case with Brady and others, who presumably have deep pockets the attorneys will target if they win in court."
>https://fortune.com/crypto/2022/11/16/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-and-steph-curry-among-celebs-sued-over-ftx-ponzi-scheme/

>>52507830
that's a man

>>52507646
>No coupon
So what's the point, make your money on the discount only? Also aren't there tax benefits for muni bonds?

if you missed gaysex 1 (SIGA), you're gonna LOVE gaysex 2 (GRND)

>>52508214
I got two questions for you: When do I go balls deep? And when do I pull out?

>>52508221
as soon as you touch it you'll get AIDS and die

Why the fuck does all the action happen in PM, then it just crabs for the trading session

>>52508197
No anon, we just trade by gut feelings here not 10th level greeks

>>52508221
>When do I go balls deep?
now
>when do I pull out?
this is gaysex, you don't have to pull out

>>52508234
wagies are not allowed to play

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

>>52508214
Too late for grinder. it only goes down now. good short. especially if monkeypoop makes a comeback.

>>52508221
You go balls deep in puts when options open

>>52507987
I'm still trying to grasp what you're doing but it's trickling in I think. Am I understanding properly that when you bought this contract, the price was above the breakeven, and you were doing a put, betting that it would go lower? I'm sure whatever it is is easily obvious to everyone else but I am just wanting to sure I'm grasping the essentials of what I'm seeing and not barking myself up the wrong tree without knowing.

>>52508253
Technical bulls are going to win. Astrology wins.

>>52508254
Which Dancing Bear video is that from?

BUY BUY BUY

meanwhile the dollar is strengthening

>>52508235
It's ok, people who look at numbers interpret them according to gut feeling too, to make the narrative fit preconceived thesis.

The jew fears the craburai

>>52508234
It's manipulated by big NSPY.

Haha, ya're losing your cash on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
> Transparency and Provably Fair.

>>52508281
poor hands typed this post

>>52508264
It's a $397 SPY put exp monday

>>52508276
money makers

>>52507197
the majority of programmers do not do real work
they make small contributions on rare occasions, and they were just told their free ride is over

DXY is such a cuck, what is this pussy shit

This is, I think, the 2nd gayest week in stock market history?

>>52508298
It's ok mate, no need to be insecure. Just keep crunching those option chains numbers and you will eventually make it.

>>52508331
DXY
VIX
10 year treasury

All signaling a rally is coming.

>>52508342
>SPX starts at 3975
>Ends at 3950
Yup, quite homosexual.

Sky water baggies kek. Did u retards not see the sells from the staff? Why did u buy their bags?

TSLA

DO SOMETHING

>>52508357
>VIX imploding
>Better go long!

>>52508197
righto

>>52508383
Properly interpreted, some hedge fund uses this image to make $20 million per hour.

This is 60% of my folio. I just want to break even at this point. It should be a conviction trade

RIP /smg/

should we short ticketmasters parent company?

dxy hod

FUCK OFF SPY

>>52508395
yes. don't tell anybody.

>>52508313
When you are doing a put, and in the app or whatever you see the grid of choices available under a certain date of expiration, how do you determine which of those available choices to go with? Also how do you choose which dte you want to run with? I think I've seen you doing up to around 7 dte that I recall, no telling what others that didn't stick in my head.

Why does it always feel like they target my positions?
This incessant market is truly a siga pill digesting faggot
Grindr options when though?

Netflix getting heemed

>>52508383
wtf is this?

>>52508433
The mind of a schizoid

>>52508401
You think Taylor Swift has a chance of beating them? She can't even beat the wall.

>>52508396

Hope you lose more. I recently closed some bond calls for 10k but have no empathy for retards who decided to short the bottom in bonds. They’ve only had their worst performance in 150 fucking years. Talk about greed

>>52508438
Excuse me, schizo is not schizoid tyvm

>>52508421
>This was once the flagship of movie streaming
I still like Outlaw King though.

Why shouldn't I just go all in on oil?

>>52508364
yea
the resistance at 177 has to break already

>>52508439
>she cant beat the wall
Nobody can though

>>52508459
He did
If you think he looks like shit just because of one picture after a night of binge drinkong, you haven't had sex

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>52508459
>Blocks your path

>>52508455
That's what I wanna do. It's basically the most red pilled commodity. Your headwinds are that the entire globalist zog machine wants it to crash, but fundamentally it makes no sense for WTI to be in the 70s after how devalued the USD has become. USD is worthless, Oil is gold.

*chef's kiss*

My portfolio has bounced between +0.3% and -0.3% all day and currently sits at +0.13%. This is boring as fuck.

>>52508362
Could be someone from the staff pumping it to push volume to maintain stock value while they redeem:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-announces-full-exercise-underwriter-000000973.html

Happened in past with AQB, but back then it was way worse. We had few shills spamming premade memes and pumping hype. Some people bought and sruprise surprise, right after market close AQB ((((CEO)))) announced public offerring. Next day price was down over 10%. What a ((((coincidence))))

>>52508433
It's a simplified version of this

Sell all my remaining BOIL or keep holding? Already took profit by selling half my position earlier.

>>52506884
>go call Mickie D's if you don't like it, peasants
These fucking clowns performing in a dumpstered circus are creating more dogshit for anyone is not a boomer. Because boomers basically own all the dogshit fucking property, the dogshit fucking wealth, and the absolute dumpster fire that is the job market.
Only boomers think that the job market gives people a chance and that the problem is the younger generation.
You fucking oldfags think being older has an advantage when newfags is what creates progressive societal innovation you fucking blendered brain clowns.
Keep threatening people's livelihoods with your dogwatered down job market which was created on literal slavery you cunted brain seethingly typed fucking shills for corporate hive minds. Not even mostly human clown ass shitstains

>>52508459
Elizabeth Hurley and her sister though

Ive never seen such furious, action-packed crabbing as I am witnessing now.

>>52508553
We must return to the swamp and become monkey

LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO JUST DO A FUCKING TREND

Should i HODL my Meta stock? I feel like the company is in a death spiral, all the prospects are negative, and the Metaverse is fucking retarded. But facebook and whatsapp as platforms are still immense.

>>52508577
the market is become a lawless dogshit of cesspooled clownered fraud

>>52507809
always do the opposite of retail

>>52508577
Crab was king last monthly opex as well

The market will continue to crab until the FTX funds are secure and/or you stop talking about FTX

Time is standing still today, I think everyone around the world is feeling it right now.

Maybe we are already dead and we don't even know it - terrifying thought isn't it?

>>52508214
Fuck Webull won't let me short it damn

>>52508553
>progressive societal innovation
Pass
Stay mad that your retarded "we are smarter" schemes didn't match actual reality, SBF.

So dump after opex? Or big sour hour?

>>52508633
im alive, cause i still am reading dumb posts like yours, if i was truly dead, i wouldnt be stuck here with you

MOVE YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKET I'VE BEEN WATCHING MY SCREEN ALL DAY AND ITS JUST BOUNCED IN A .5% RANGE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HOLY SHIT

crab chads I kneel

>>52508501
>Blocks your path
>gets pancake blocked

This crab market really hurt. I should have just stayed away.

>>52508546
>selling before any price movement at all
the only case for buying BOIL is if you think EU doesnt have enough storage capacity, why sell if you believed that? Or are you just a red black gambler

>>52508666
Checked
Only like the first hour was interesting

How do I invest in girls in bikinis?

>>52508666
if it moves you may not like the direction it chooses tho

>>52508650
you just proved my point. thanks.
Seethe more shitstain.
>pay Uncle Sam to fuck your ass
>make braindead content and clowned shitposts for the federally sponsored Federal Reserve
>block me because you didn't like a few pixels that was too complex and didn't register in your thick clowned skull.
Go whine to daddy mods about it.

>>52508747
how about you go play with the other socialists somewhere else?

is tax loss harvesting a meme. How can I do it or is it pointless without an algo

>>52508803

>>52508803
>is it pointless without an algo
yeah the math is too hard for a human to process

>>52508803
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>52508803
anon...

>>52508803
Do you even have profit to offset?

>>52508803
I'm about ready to unload my entire fucking "reactions" folder on this post, for fuck's sake...

Power hour

>>52508880
Bet you have a folder full of (((reactions))) you and chimps.

Getting a bit tired of this fucking market to be honest

Bobos we may be hooked

>>52506852
Any AQB bros here going long?

Qui?

It's trying to do something here. I fear this is just a move from narrow crab to wider crab.

>>52508923
This rally will fail like other one this morning.

>>52508895

>>52506852

natgas bros we going up or down

it might be cold next week but storages are mostly full

idk chart looks like its gonna bart itself

WTFWT

I think I'm about ready to give up on AMC, what should diversify in?

>>52508961
cineplex

>>52508961
Uranium

we healin fr

I bought RBLX calls a bit ago. Looks like I timed it good, but still, am I retarded?

>>52508954
its the jews fren, just hold.

>>52508961
fuck off investor this is a trader thread

>>52508954
I think freeport LNG delay to march will weigh
and probably more likely that there will be heating days removed over the weekend than added - in the similar way of stocks being overbought / oversold conditions, if the predictions move too much can fall back to be more "moderate"
imo will either crab or fall
I took profit this AM
but if it fell again I would be happily buying again

I'm a janitor at Freeport LNG you should be 100% all-in natgas

The stock market will never go up or down again

>>52509004
Are you allowed to take smoke breaks there? I would hate for some explosion to pump by KOLD puts

>>52508360
Imagine if it ends at 3975...

wouldn't it be neat if we dumped to 377 real quick

>>52509004
Never forget Freeport 7!

>>52509041
Yes we have a pit outside with a cattle fence and we make fun of them

New

>>52509077
>>52509077

>>52509035
the ultimate jew