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Will my Tesla stock and dogecoins be affected by Elon running Twitter into the ground? He's on his knees right now BEGGING his engineers to come back.
Kek, sounds like fake news
“Engineers”Lmao
>>52498724>>52498736>Fake newsOh no chud bro we got too cocky
>>52498699The owner of 4chan should buy twitterHe is a great leader
>>52498876Weeding out the weak. It's an old trick, anon. It worked and all the niggers, trannys and pajeets have quit. Now he'll hire real humans who earn their money. Cope and seethe, the days of working from home for 6 gorrillion dollars a day are over.
>>52498699Yeah pretty sure he don't gaf and don't want those deadbeats in his company. Sounds like cope news
>>52498876You are aware you look desperate with your headline shilling
https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368>BUYING TESLAMUSK TROONS AND PAJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH. THE ULTIMTE PONZI SCHEME, JUST LIE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP AND STEAL AS MUCH VALUE AS YOU CAN.https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368
He's still HECKIN BASEDARINO right fellas?
>people ITT actually think elon is playing a good hand right nowhow do people worship this guyhe's been making retarded decision after retarded decision. im fine with it because fuck twitter and any faggot that uses it, but it blows my mind that some anons actually think elon has the upper hand right now
>>52498699i have a small penis and medium sized balls. and i feel uncomfortable being naked in front of women so i always turn out the lights and quickly put a condom on and finish quick and put my underwear back on. ive never had a gf very long and i think thats why : (
>>52498951>everyone must work from office>offices are locked???
>>52498699>reportedlyHaving a hard time getting by writing at the Tranny Times huh? Seethe and cope
>>52498923He's a glowie, you nerd. They straight up gave him a diploma to build a cover story.
>>52498699yes because he put up his tesla stock as collateral for the loans. If Twitter fails, he'll have to unload $40 billion of stock and tank the price.
>>52498699Elon fucked up he is doomed for sure this time
>>52498995>He's a glowieYour not getting my doge low IQ anon
>>52498885good smile company owns 4chan
>>52498699I heard he was looking to purchase a stake in twetch dot com
>backs down immediatelyWe gotta sell our Tesla immediately bros. Nothing good can come of such a weak man being in charge.
>>52498876THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GOOD FIGHTS EVIL!!
>>52499311omg this is just like when the ghost of kiev fought the avengers
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US
>>52498699>>52498876I'm probably retarded but couldn't you run twitter with just a few employees? How does 4chan stay running? AFAIK its ran by one man with probably a few admin volunteers. Twitter is bigger than 4chan I know but once the site is up and running what is the purpose of "engineers" if you aren't adding anything? Isn't the vast majority of twitter just being hosted on AWS anyway?
>>52499132What a shockTurns out you can't just wade in like some dictator and expect people to take it.
>>52499459>few admin volunteersYou're underselling the hard work/hours janitors put in
>>52499459you need people doing R&D, negotiating with advertising partners, constant security analysis etc, 4chan is nowhere near as popular as twitter, can't compare the two.
What's going to happen is he's going to staff it exclusively with h1b "programmers" who will work for half the regular salary and be happy to write incomprehensible code but keep the lights on.Musk will chalk it up as a victory, sell the business to someone else to deal with and move onto the next ego project.
>>52499459managers need to justify their existence so they invent new requirements and features and make coders do stupid shit.if you wanted to you could build something so resilient that it would run itself and would only require a couple devs to supervise and be there in case shtf.
>>52499519But can't you do literally all of those things outside twitter? RnD - 3rd party company contracting, advertising - 3rd party ad services (just use google or facebook), security - should be finished already and if there are new exploits found should be easy enough to again just get a 3rd party company to rectify (if its running on AWS this isn't even a twitter problem).
>>52499565it's all about shareholder profits, so they want to grow and grow and grow. their goal is not to make a good product that works well and just stays the way it is.
I don’t know shit about tech or codingYou think if I just make a Twitter account named bussyslayer1488 and asked for a job he’d hire me?
>>52498699Why would he? Hire new ones that do work?
>>52498736There is definitely a 10% of actual legit engineers that hard carry the entire company and know the most obscure arcane shit to get something working. These same people are the people who could legit get a job ANYWHERE they would like
>>52498965get comfy with munching pussy and fear no more my micropenised friend
>>52498699kek, a case study in being sure to do your due diligence before signing anything. it's like if you bought a house before touring it
>>52498699this is turning into one of the biggest business fuckups in American business history, 44 billion flushed down the toilet because some manic autist cant restrain his trolling impulses
>>524994594chan is outsourced to glowies
>>52499806And this is the same guy that was about to lead us to Mars.
>>52499821>>52499806Turns out the Great Filter is social media.No advanced intelligent society in the universe can get past the social media stage.
Was there ever an actual plan? Did he really just sign a contract without reading it and that's how we got here?
>>52498975he knows people leaving are pissed off, and he doesnt want them taking stuff from the officeslike sensitive documents, or taking pictures / videos of the place
>>52498699Elon is based, Twitter will become kino, when all the woke employees GTFO
Anonymous sources say
>>52498876wow and twitter is working just fine
This guy wants to be funny so bad.
>>52499615There are no shareholder profits for him to worry about anymore.
>>52498876Obviously to prevent sabotage
Twitter has literally not changed in any way shape or form. Watching all these people expose themselves as government agents by saying its "destroyed" is hilarious
>>52498923obviously an actor, Elon is a piece of shit. but this twitter meltdown is retardedly amusing to most people, and it seems for him as well
>>52499459I don’t think you’ve ever worked IT or devI bet Twitter has legacy systems and features that are a pain to develop with and require previous knowledge to effectively work on. It is very challenging to pick up where someone else left off dev wise (months+ of delays), especially if he is gutting whole teams.What you perceive as simple maintenance is not really that simple.
>>52498951lol elons a bitch for being a wef fuck not because of your fake and gay outrage
>>52499845Look at it this way.Binance asked FTX to disclose info before signing ANYTHING.Elon tried to do the same, Twitter refused, so he ended up signing the contract to buy Twitter anyways, realized he fucked up, tried to pull out but couldn't or he'd be sued for 44bill, so he went along with the deal but is now losing 4mill a day because that's how much it costs to run.He's a fucking moron for signing when they refuse to provide bot numbers plus whatever else he asked for
>>52499975>ELONS A MORON HE SIGNED WITHOUT THINKING!!!!
>>52498923>>52498951>>52498963>>52499806>>52499821>>52499955>>52499957Back to reditt
>>52499941He's just beeing himself
>>52499975>Twitter refused, so he ended up signing the contract to buy Twitter anywaysHow is CZ more competent than Musk? CZ's a fucking grifter.
>>52500002Whatever man. If Twitter dies, he's a moron. If he profits off it, he's a genius. But right now he's making himself look like a fucking moron.
>>52500082What makes you think he even cares?He's 51 years old. You can't take it with you. Maybe trolling is worth 44 billion to him.
>>52500081Musk is a grifter who grifted himself.
>>52500090He'll buy 4chan next for sure.
>>52500108What does that have to do with anything I said?You're locked into a reddit mindset.
>>52500108why does he buy every social media site except reddit the one that worships him
>>52500125He'll buy reddit next for sure
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF MUSKTHE WALLS ARE CLOSING INPLEASE HURRY MUELLER
>long hours at high intensitywhat fags, let them leave. imagine having to code for a couple hours in a row?CRY ME A RIVER
>>52498699>>52498876I'm no suckup to the former king of reddit (before they started to hate billionaires), but this shit will only affect me when twitter stops working. So far the site is still running like before. I don't follow people on that shit site who cry about the musk shit. So fuck them "engineers".
LOL. I can't believe the top platform in this WORLD! So-called Bspin.>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency>On going giveaway with $15,000 prize pool>Huge amount of partnerships and funders.
>>52498897Yeah I’m sure only the best of the best will stay.
What are these engineers even engineering?The platform is already running as intended and has been doing so for a long time?!
>>52499955From what I’ve seen the site has actively improved since he took over. Before, if you were iFagging and not logged in you could maybe see one tweet before it put up the login wall. Now I can scroll and click around forever and I don’t think I’ve seen it once
>>52499459This is one of greatest mysteries of the Universe for me too. They are not adding new features. They need a few admins, DBAs, not thousands of people to make it run
>>52499975He said he was going to buy twitter to "take care of the bot problem"Then he tried to use the bot numbers to get out of the dealHe's an impulsive brainlet
>>52499821>to MarsTo the chocolate not planet
>>52498897Shut the fuck up retarded magashitter go back to the factory and work 16 hours
>>52499459How fucking RETARDED are you?
>>52499628Cleaning is a good job for you
>>52499565What you're not understanding is that you're suggesting implementing a shitton if overhead which would cut deep into their profits. Advertising, RnD, security analysis, expansion, data upkeep and maintenance scales in costs fue to the number of users you're working with.
>>52498699i hate media kikes so much it's unreal
>>52499508hope the monetary compensation equals their efforts
>>52499132>>52499480he expects them to work 4 hours a daythe horror
>>52499811>t. glowie
>>52498876so what does he consider long work hours?
>>52498951imagine how much the HQ costs when he could just let employeed work from home
>>52498876>roastie with extra large Starbucksthe stereotypes just make themselves
>>52498699Just short Tesla stock until Elon sells all he needs to cover his loans at twitter.
>>52500561>>52500571>>52500579Damn this guy is seething.
ngl my TSLA took a 50% haircut since January 2022 but I'm still stacking. Elon makes me money. Don't bet against him.
>>52498923>biz 99.99999% of the time: degrees are a pointless waste of money you should just lie on your resume >biz when Elon does this: REEEEE NOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIE ABOUT YOUR CREDENTIALS FROM 30 YEARS AGO>biz 99.99999% of the time: lol Twitter screencaps are so legit right ?>biz when it’s a screen cap about Elon: REEEEEEEEEEE I WILL TAKE THIS AS INDISPUTED FACTThe anti elon circle jerk is more annoying than his fanboys were when Tesla mooned month after month.
>>52498699Goodmorning Sirs.Bastard bitch, we are back.
Anons, when are we addressing the elephant in the room? Is he legit one of them or is he seriously misguided?
>>52499459>>52499565This is the truth but everyone will say "site with a much bigger audience, bigger scale, smaller sites are incomparable to something this huge, blah blah"I am in an isolationist asian country, and we have our local versions of social media sites that are used by millions, and they are ran by like 20-30 people, and even at that size, there are already redundant positions.Twitter and most huge Silicon Valley companies just have a lot of extra bloat they won't admit, but they can ignore due to having a lot of money. Guaranteed most of those people aren't working on anything important, if what they're can be considered working at all.
>>52498897Who would wanna work at twitter to fix their tech debt? Absolute fucking retards that have no idea what they're getting themselves into. Fuck it just let it die
>>52502748he supports every globohomo bullshit and gets funded up the ass by the government, amazing that people here think he's actually le heckin based
>Elon is running a new business around the clock>it’s hectic because he’s making changes>Twitter loser checkmarks and other plebs have been crying the sky is falling every day nonstop since he bought itGet a life you fucking losers. People are dying in war and you narcissistic cunts can’t shut the fuck up about Elon musk for an hour.
>>52498699Elon asked them to get back to work or get the fuck out, and the codemonkeys grabbed their lace panties and went screaming towards the exit. Nothing to see here.
>>52498699Melon Usk is a globohomo puppet leading the Fake Awakening.https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA?t=1136https://youtu.be/52dVfhgt_T4?t=694
>>52499459>I'm probably retarded but couldn't you run twitter with just a few employees?ruuning the core product which is already written and deployed, probably requires maybe a dozen people globally.everything is automated, those dozen are the ones who really understand the end to end how the software works.all the lawyers and marketing and "product" people which is probably more than half the total are dead weight to actual operations.if the whole product is really fucking garbage, then it might require several hundred around the clock devops/dba/cloud engineer/os people to keep it running, which is definitely possible.
>>52499459Twitter the site could be run competently with a couple hundred coders, designers, etc.Twitter the company makes its money selling ads. That means you need sales people to get advertisers. You need legal people to check the contracts - for every country you operate in. You need content moderation to make an advertiser-friendly space. With the big new subscription push you need proper payment processing. And as you accumulate people you need recruiters and HR. The list goes on.
>>52499719this is how it works, 4 managers and other middle-men for every 1 programmer.
Le based billionaire making people work 100 hours a week for not enough money.I hope everyone quits because only indians are going to agree to that deal. None of you conservative billionaire cocksuckers will sign on that deal not that you know how to code.
>>52503076If what you're saying is true why doesn't he fire everyone except his cherry picked 100 people who want to work for free
I went on TradingView and Twitter has weird (delisted) on its ticker... can this be linked to the layoff news? Im getting worried bros... maybe Elon will run this tech company to the ground after all
>>52498699techbros win again. there's too much demand for us. you can't treat us like shit because we can find a new job too easily
>>52503177Isn’t that what he’s trying to do? Offer more work for no extra pay?To be honest while I dislike Elon I would have thought he knew the basics of hiring and firing. Namely 1) the most competent people leave first and 2) when you fire X number of people, expect an additional X/2 to leave in resignation.
>nooooooo we need a thousand roasties eating snacks and having pointless meetings all day or twitter is doomed
>>52498876>buys shithole media cesspool>fires everyone because he can>huh no one works here, better close the officehow can one man be so based i didnt know it was possible
>>52498699Read this thread on his fake PhDHe deleted the thread from twitterhttps://nitter.net/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368
>>52498923Musk deleted this news, it's cached herehttps://nitter.net/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368
>>52500108>making mods and jannies work longer hours for FREESorry, buddy. Not happening.
>>52499520And if you are h1b you can't negotiate salary, can't say no to long hours.That's Musk, the new Fagin, lowering wages as the 4chan tards cheer.
I don't get it. Can anyone explain to me why the leftoid commie types are getting so angry over Elon firing a bunch of entitled 1% rich kids who had cozy do-nothing jobs at Twitter?
>>52500287Exactly, if you really are among the best employees at twitter right now why the fuck would you stay? Musk is now demanding long hours and no work from home, the best devs their can line up another job within a week, probably 40 or less hours per week and wfh. Musk was used to having his little cult members as his employees at Tesla and spacex who would do anything he demands but hes found out his tactics dont work at a company where no one gives a fuck about him
>>52498699They are giving Elon the same treatement as Trump lol>Photo of Elon frowning or looking down in all the (((news)))
Look guys DINOLFGThey bought a domain http://dextools.com and automatically takes you to the chart.The team is about to reveal itself soon. It's someone from a larger project from 2020-2021
>>52498699>victor tangermann
Daily reminder that all this effort was sparked by glowniggers fearing that musk wouldn't allow their bot activity on twitter. It's literally that simple, they'd rather ruin him than lose that unbearable propaganda tube piece of shit
>>52498923I don't think anyone gives a shit if he has a degree or not. Not when your history is basically "build a 1B dollar car company into a 600B company" or "founded the first sucessful company to develop privately owned rockets that reached orbit" (BTW Space X is still the only private company to ever reach orbit)
>>52503388The glowies hate musk ever since they told him to basically ban all Russian news sites from Starlink and he told them to fuck off.
>>52498699>says *insider* sourcedon't care, literally fake news
>>52503010Best part about it is that they are crying about the whole thing...on Twitter
>>52503317Because if Twitter survives it proves that Tech jobs aren’t as indispensable as tech bros think. Every company will follow suit and make their workers go into the office for 40 hours a week minimum. All the bums who get paid six figures working 4 hours a week will have no choice but to accept because no one is hiring
>>52498699>twitter>engineers
>>52503482>Every company will follow suit and make their workers go into the office for 40 hours a week minimum.Nobody actually good at his job is any more productive in an office than at home. Anything done on the computer can be done from home. Nobody wants to sit in rush hour traffic for no compensation. Nobody wants to be forced to live within commuting distance of whatever outrageously overpriced city some office happens to be located in. White collar office work in an actual office is a garbage business model that needs to die.
>>52503569>Nobody actually good at his job is any more productive in an office than at home. Anything done on the computer can be done from home.That is not entirely true. advances can and will be made more quickly at the office when you don't need someone to check their emails 20 minutes down the line to implement something when you can take a walk for 5 minutes, talk with someone and make it happen at that moment.Sure most work can be done from home but if you put in the same place the people that make shit happen then shit will get done faster and you have more time to iterate.
>>52503616lol bullshit. You message somebody on Teams or Slack or email or whatever else your office uses and they get back to you right away. If it's complicated, you do a voice call and you can share your screen. Physically walking down a hallway to somebody's physical cube is not faster at all.
lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csgV2CuKNg
>G-GUYS ITS REAL THIS TIME, ELON RUINED TWITTER!The media is doing their same old shit and trying to spin the story it's brainwashing to get you to hate rich people and being rich. Wake up.
>>52503482This. Also the legacy media are trying to pour petrol on this conflagration because a successful Musk-owned twitter poses a very real threat to their narrative control. The vast chasm in reporting between Twitter citizen journos and NYT/WAPO/Reuters on SBF this week has made that very clear. A few weeks ago a big chunk of it would have been censored/shadowbanned before it could go viral.
>>52498699Watching all the leftie faggots freak out over this is golden. >Elon planned this shit from the start>knows his employee base is soft as baby shit >imposes real standards of work that none if them have ever had to face because they are all precious little snowflakes>knows they will quit in droves, allowing him to trim the fat from a bloated company without facing wrongful termination claimsThis is fucking hilarious, as if he can't fill those fucking spots in a week if he wants to.
Biz is based on the ideas of being a neet, living off your parents, gambling on crypto, and generally not being a wageslave, and now suddenly there's people on here talking about "lol people don't want to work anymore". Shut the fuck up, fuck Elon musk, I hope all these codeniggers make 500k a year and don't even work. Billionaires should get the guillotine especially if they waste all their money on Twitter
>>52503801I am not saying WFH doesn't work. BUT really important changes and modifications can and will be implemented faster onsite. Tesla and Space X are two of the biggest companies on the planet and they still manage to perform changes/modifications to their products at neck breaking speed. Twitter doesn't move as fast, and how can it when it still so overly bloated with workers that do nothing but "follow" metrics.
>>52498699How is this a bad thing? All of the retarded elements remove themselves.>OH NO! ELON WANTS TO APPLY THE USER RULES EQUALLY! OH NO! ELON WANTS US TO WORK INSTEAD OF PLAYING AT HOME ALL DAY! WHAT A NAZI!He will hire better engineers. Twitter is not a complex software. The database should be also simple based on how twitter works. Bad bad engineers can create a bloatware from everything.
It's not like work gets done at the office anyway even if you do show up.
>>52503926Most of it is wishful thinking. I have Lib friends who are convinced Elon is a complete retard and that Twitter is going to collapse any moment now.
>>52499311omg it's just like the rebels vs Darth Vader
>>52504113>BUT really important changes and modifications can and will be implemented faster onsiteNo, they can't. >>52504113>Tesla and Space X are two of the biggest companies on the planetTesla and Space X both build physical machines. What are you even talking about?
Who thought that an industry that was even a more obvious bubble than crypto is full of lazy entitled libs who cry at the notion of actually working to make six figures?
>>52504166>Tesla and Space X both build physical machines. What are you even talking about?Are you seriously implying there is no software development in either? Like do you even know how much software is needed to run an EV or make a rocket land by itself?
>>52500805Kek
>>52499311ITS LIKE WHEN HARRY POTTER TOOK ON VOLDESHART!
>>52499854what am I looking at there?
>>52504579Chinese social media farm
>>524994594chan makes zero money though, its probably worth <$1mil because its worthless except for novelty. Musk bought twitter for $44bn. You'd imagine a lot of shit in R&D we don't know about to justify that cost.
I hate Musk but I hate the people that think hating Musk is a personality even more.
>>52504579>>52504605the boomer economy is betting its existence on those types of "business".
>>52498699>its over
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>>52498897The good engineers at Twitter have a million other options that don't require 80 hour weeks. You have no clue what you're talking about
>>52505003>useless parasites sucking six figures per head leave en masse>doesn't offer the remaining productive workers higher wagesPossible since it's Elon. But we'll see.
>>52504734idk anon I see plenty advertising in this shitty spearfishing forum
Why doesn't Elon Musk get involved in Open RAN, a technology that will actually be the future?All of our future network infrastructure will run off 5G (and eventually 6G) but nobody seems to ask about the hardware/software and where it's all going to fucking come from to build all the sites. You are talking hundreds of billions of spend globally
>>52505411it barely covers the cost of the site. no one wants to advertise on 4chan because right below their ad could be the n word in some comment. the 4channel split helped this somewhat I assume.
>>52505534N
>>52505586I
Combo breaker
>>52505586>>52505599nigger>>52505534
>>52498897Yeah? How about you go apply to Twitter then to suck daddy Elon's cock? What, you don't want 5/5 days in office working H A R D C O R E (as per Musk's own words) in a team where 75% of people have already left?What will happen is that nobody will want to work there anymore.
>>52504785
>>52498699Why does a company like twitter need so many employees? Shouldn't the sit basically run itself once it is set up? Beyond a bit of maintenance and a few wagies to handle customer problems, what does everyone else do?
>>52505772right, the entire reason they work at twitter, and not a startup, is because they're not HARDCORE. If you want to work 60+ hours a week and be on call at 2:00am you can go to a startup and actually have ownership and a chance at making it, not some big corp where everything you do above and beyond just gets channeled into the owner's pocket.
>>52504009> t. Codenigger
>>52505845Agreed. You want complete dedication, putting work first and sacrificing my personal life? Fine, but then you bet I'm going to get equity, a huge ass salary and the chance to get millions if the company get bought.Putting in more hours than expected at a big corpo only has the reward of people asking more from you by default. Pay rises are given by years on the job anyways.
>>52505823See >>52503076Also people vastly underestimate the maintenance effort. For one, the world doesn’t stand around you. You get new phones, new operating systems, new resolutions, new platforms new browsers, new protocols, new media formats, etc. that will need to be properly adapted and integrated for a site to just “stay as it is” feature-wise.
>shut in vidya addict>dropping outhe's literally me
>>52503076If the cost of the advertisement sales is higher than the income itself, why not just cut all that shit out and operate the website for a lower cost?
>>52505993Twitter income is 90% advertising, that’s the core business model. That business model has yet to turn a reliable, long-term profit and it is uncertain if it ever will. Which I assume is part of why Elon wants to pivot to an subscription-based model, which I personally think has even less chances of success because Twitter is such a comparatively shitty product.
>>52499922>Josh, the guy that somehow still kept his job despite 75% of his colleagues getting fired, says knowing full well the next minute he;'s out the door for talking to the press and blacklisted by most other companies for being a potential leakerAre you retarded?
>>52498699there are plenty of opportunities elsewhere. good for them having a spine to leave.>>52498897those bags must feel heavy, eh?
>>52506047>comparativelyWhat's a superior alternative?
>>52498876>twitter jannies asleepyou know what to do
>>52506069I mean in terms of general value. Compare a Twitter subscription to something like Netflix or Prime, the value per dollar is abysmal. And you might say those aren’t social media platforms, well compared to those it’s even worse because they don’t typically don’t want any money from you.
>Lay off 90% of workforce>Twitter is still the same as its always been>This for some reason surprises peopleYou know the computers at Twitter do all the work right? The employees aren't down in the tweet mine breaking their backs to keep the stuff up.
>>52506069Real life>>52506047He said himself that his purchase of twitter was about free speech, not making money. If he could reduce cost by offering his free speech platform without advertising or subscriptions, why wouldn't he?
>>52499132He should hire from 4chan jannydiscord, I hear they don't demand much of a salary
>>52506123>He said himself that his purchase of twitter was about free speech, not making money. That’s omega cope. He didn’t want to buy it in the first place because it’s such a terrible investment.
>>52500561Factory work pays overtime at least. Office drones work 12 hour days salaried and think they're well paid.
>>52498699Every bit of news that you’re hearing about Elon and the purchase of Twitter is fake news.https://youtu.be/8v_GFBtzOAU
Twitter hasn’t changed for years. What were those thousands of employees doing this whole time? Actually a joke company.
>>52506281doing yoga, going to blackbirds meetings, banning trump supporters, you know, important shit
>>52505462ORAN is just a buzzword. Just pushed by operators to strongarm traditional gnb suppliers i.e nokia, ericsson etc. It won't go anywhere, if anything will be adopted in 3rd world countries and perhaps for small cells, where supply chain contrains mean they will never be able to adopt the newest technologyhalf the companies involved are already laying off technical staff (see parallel wireless, rakuten etc)
>>52498699>ELON BAD
>>52503616If you're dependent on a person checking their email frequently to make your business process run then it's a shit process. If you're dependent on being able to physically grab someone at their desk, you have a shit process. Interruptions are killers. It takes upwards of half an hour for the best engineers to entirely immerse themselves in a problem. The world actually melts away and all you have in your head is a massive, complex system being simulated step by ste- then fucking Steve asks you about that thing he sent ya and it's all gone. Fuck.Virtual meetings and IM work so, so much better than in office shenanigans. I cannot explain just how much more effective I am. Management who demand an office presence are absolute fucking idiots squandering an expensive resource to pump their ego.
>>52506281Elon bought a joke company for 44 billion dollars. There are a probably hundreds of companies that are profitable that Elon can acquire for that money. Instead, he acquired Twitter. Lmao. I mean it is his money.
>>52499719Having worked at many very large tech firms, trust me when I say that the number is nowhere near 10%, it’s not even 1%, even with 100k employees there are usually only 10 tech savants on the floor that you absolutely can not live without… I’m very confident there exist 5 people at twitter that can keep twitter humming along nicely, but you’re gonna have a helluva hard time identifying them!
>>52502979You need to go back
>>52506430I'm convinced the "back to the office" shit is all sunk cost fallacy
>>52506430>to pump their ego.It's called productivity paranoia, but I completely agree. Bad managers are consumed by it.
In my 44 year career, I've worked in technical roles from line engineering to C-level. Bottom line: Tech employees are lazy and won't produce well unless management is looking over their shoulder.
>>52505003This, any engineer with Twitter on their resume besides maybe juniors can jump to any other faang company even during these layoffs. Or to one of the millions of startups that are constantly trying to poach talent. If they feel like chilling, they can go work for some enterprise Fortune 500 dinosaur and do 1/10 the work Elon would expect for half the pay. Senior engineers still have great mobility especially ones that have Twitter on their resume.
>>52506430especially nowadays when no one has individual offices anymore either. Trying to program with your music cranked to 11 to drown out the HR roasties 20 feet from you in an open office layout is literal hell
>>52506937So you’re what, 65 and posting on 4chan? Fuck off larper.
>>5250702663, and /biz/ isn't your zoomer hugbox.
>>52506956I remember when oil workers coped like thisWhen you can't get a job because 15000 ex faang workers and 1 million pajeets are competing for a single entry level job you should remember that McDonalds is always hiring
>>52505206Elon's "approach" to layoffs makes me think he threw the baby out with the bathwater. Retaining workers based off of lines of code committed recently is insane and probably resulted in a lot of very knowledgeable senior developers being canned.
>>52499459You are completely retarded.Twitter is used bly hundreds of millions of users all over the globe, thet need a shit ton of infrastructure, cdn and allsort of stuff. The scale is just much much larger than 4chan and as you go hogher into scale, it gets exponentially harder to keep up.>>52502885You uave never worked in IT. Those social media site are probably much newer and habe fewer technical devt, and since they are local the infrastructure is much easier too, yoy don't need to have it ready to serve any point in the globe in one or two seconds.They also likely outsource much of their infrastructure to cloud services and/or third party data centers too.
>>52506956>>52505003This is bullshit.Yes some of the engineers might have options but the companies that offer Twitter salaries are currently not hiring.In fact, they’re laying off.Some Reddit manager offered to hire a fired Twitter engineer last week. Reddit pays less than half what Twitter pays.Furthermore, there is currently a glut of talented engineers losing their jobs.It’s not just Twitter engineers but also meta, Amazon and I hear Alphabet is next.We were discussing whether to reach out to laid off Twitter engineers over where I work and management basically said in as many words that they don’t want instigators.
>>52498699You own Tesla stock? Do tell.
>>52507342I specified "good engineers" and I never said that they wouldn't have to take a paycut relative to Twitter. I just said they'd have a lot of options. They don't have to jump straight back into big tech, non-tech companies are still hiring programmers.
>>52506227This is another thing.The same media that defended SBF until 5 minutes ago are deeply invested in Elon’s vision of Twitter failing.Maybe some of the stories are accurate but the editorial discretion is clearly intent on reporting the bad.FTX is being described as one of the biggest frauds in history but not a single reporter could get an employee to dish on SBF until the place filed for bankruptcy because they saw themselves in him.Journos saw a well-born Ivy League Jew and decided he was one of the good guys.This is how drastically one’s politics will inform media coverage
>>52507393Fair enough. That’s an honest distinction.Good Twitter engineers will likely find jobs but not as prestigious or well paid as Twitter.The guy who things they’re all going to cushy FAGMAN jobs is on crack.
What is really funny is that all these blue haired libs want to make a union now that they don't get free lunches and massagesIt would never happen any decent engineer doesn't need one and blue hair leadership would immediately destroy any union momentum to go back to working four hours a week
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>>52498699I just sold my doge, took a 50k loss of profit .Fucking bullshit
>>52507631>NEW YORK, Sept 7 (Reuters) - The $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing Elon Musk of running a pyramid scheme to support the cryptocurrency Dogecoin has expanded, adding seven new investor plaintiffs and six new defendants including his tunnel construction business Boring Co.
Imagine thinking anyone there did any work at all. The most work anyone was doing was policing new forms of "hate speech" and that guy was probably the most insufferable faggot of all.Everyone knows you can run shit like this with a relatively small team.
>>52507666No, I don’t believe that , that is why America has a sluggish economy and inflation. People : “ oh I know exactly how to run a company , fewer people= more monies”. Classic mistake It’s like a band saying : oh I can hook up my own speakers to play a concert
>>52507695That is true if you cut workers who actually are responsible for generating revenue like Amazon factory workersYour typical FAANG office worker is someone who brags on social media that they do nothing while getting paid 250k and bring in zero revenue
>>52507664It's over.
>>52498699>Tangermann
>>52507736We will see. I quit twitter because of this whole mess. Also, Twitter is giant baby sitter for people with mental disorders.Lucky if you find a single person with a brain cell . Pretty much whores ,cult leaders , and narcissists
Mr. Free Speech just announced shadowbans for Twitter. He’s really pushing his dicksuckers to their limits.lmao
>>52502885if that were true then why is Twitter falling apart? Why is Elon begging people to stay?Almost as if Elon's entire pitch was based on this faulty logic, and it turns out reality disagrees.
>>52507807I love bad analogies.
I don't trust a damn thing the media says anymore. Everything is agenda driven.
>>52507858>I quit twitter because of this whole mess>not the mass spambots>not the obscene and obvious political agenda>not the biased moderationlmfao why is Elon firing useless retards the thing that killed it for you, when it hasn't affected the user experience yet?
Reading people actually trying to defend Elon's management and saying it's just a bunch of snowflakes quitting really gives me brain damage. Dude just gutted half the company and then expects the rest to do overtime. Now he's certainly lost at least 30% of his senior engineers, probably more.Senior engineers tend to have fuck-you money. Like, over a million in a 401k at the very least.If you have ever actually worked in big tech you know how tech debt works. Updating security tokens or routine maintenance that is just not going to get done because nobody knows about it.A planned handoff would be one thing, but that's the difference between slowing a car to a stop and just ramming it into a fucking wall.
>>52508941You need to go back
>>52508335If "useless retards" could, for years, hold a job at twitter making 6 figs, why are you still a part-time wagey?
>>52508941>Like, over a million in a 401k at the very least.the real beauty of it is that whether they quit or get fired or not, every single one of their 401ks is balanced into worthless assets like Tesla, which isn't profitable, Twitter, Meta, etc. Zombie companies that only exist to justify the ponzi markets. Only Google and Amazon produce, and at the expense of consolidating every non monopoly that exists
>>52509143bruh anyone who held Twitter stock made out like a bandit thanks to Musk’s retarded offer
>>52509143Ok, well my point is a lot of them are pretty wealthy and don't exactly need to scramble for a job, much less accept Elon's retarded ultimatum.
>>52503317Musk said only the "exceptional" get WFH. Top talent probably qualifies for that.
People who act like twitter is just suddeny going to fail one day are being pretty retarded.
>>52498699these articles have the same wishful cope as "WOKIES ARE DESTROYING DISNEY AND HOLLYWOOD" As they make one billion dollars per movie and shows are constantly greenlit. and normies continue to subscribe to streaming platforms.seems like every story like "ELONZ GUNNA PHAIL" is actually just a nothing burger. and i despise elon musk, i wish he would end up like jay leno
>>52509323>muh actually rome didn't collapseneither myspace nor facebook "failed one day" either
>>52502517>>52503422It's not about the degrees, it's about him lying about his education for two decades in order to bolster his ego and keep larping as irl Tony Stark. It's bizarre.
He paid 44 BILLION dollars for this shitThe ultimate baggie
>>52506430>to pump their ego.It's worse than that. If you can manage yourself and handle your own workload, then why do they need the manager? Back to work is all about managers trying to justify their pointless positions.
>>52505982What fucking video games existed in the 80s
>>52506937Tech employees have bad output when you make them do dumb shit. When problems are real or even just challenging, they engage on their own.Stop inventing work. If there are no immediate real issues, they'll preen over the code on their own. There are thousands of highly successful open source projects out there, almost always driven by a few people solving a problem for free just because it's there. People want to work. They want to feel like they're creating value, or accomplishing something. They do not want to move piles of paper in circles and listen to your corporate bullshit meetings. Be straight with them. Say you need to do A, B and C because it will make you all a ton of money. Have a discussion and explain why you can't use their preferred solution because of some constraint, but also be open to their opinions. Closing yourself off from the opinions of a skilled team just because you're the boss is the most retarded thing you can do. If they think you're full of shit, they won't do good work. Not even if you stare over your shoulder all day. Engineers are, on average, pretty smart. They're perfectly capable of malicious compliance. They will hit keys for 8 hours and accomplish nothing without you ever realizing it.
>>52498699are they hiring I only live a few miles from twitter HQ how much do you think they will pay their new head janny. Something I assume.
>>52510058super mario bros
>>52498699Yes
Elon should hire Moot
>>52503179It's no longer a publicly traded company. Elon owns it. There is no stock to buy or trade.
>>52510599Nah. I checked. I’m a scala dev with 10 years experience in shit like zio, cats and kafka.If they’ll take remote workers, I’ll throw my hat in the ring.
I'm not sure what's funnier. Musk losing billions in a way that proves that he was always just a born rich moron, or the massive cope that Musk's fanboys are doing.
>>52510765interdasting idea
>Elon asked engineers for screenshots of codejesuschrist, he's a fucking boomer at the helm of a technology companyhe must think people write their code on a shared folder
Nigger just post the webm
>>52498699Don't sophomore year undergrads make Twitter clones as projects? What fucking gives? This isn't a fucking physics engine.
>>52499520100% this. But faggots will continue to fall for false saviors.
>>52511859>>52511883>>52511906>>52511921This is such fucking cringe passive aggression. I just KNOW it's some soi bugman faggot behind it.
/r/accounting is writing about this. Seems like Twitter is really fucking up here.https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/yypdj4/who_needs_accountants_the_roof_the_roof_the_roof/
>>52499565> 3rd party company contracting, advertisingand then it might even be more expensive than doing it in-house>3rd party ad services (just use google or facebook)so google/facebook takes a cut and they earn even less from ads?>security - should be finished already and if there are new exploits found should be easy enough to again just get a 3rd party company to rectifyit's not just about exploits, you need to ensure that the code being written isn't insecure, provide tools to the teams so that they can develop safe products, etc. no company would ever hand over their code to a third party
Lol at the former Twitter employees posting their Ls. They posted pictures of their Macbooks work computers. Macbooks are toys. If your work computer is a Macbook, then you have a no-work job.
>>52507995>Why is Elon begging people to stay?Do we have evidence of Elon begging them to stay or are we asking sources close to the situation
>>52512296t. never worked in tech
>>52512360Writing Bootstrap or React for Meta isn't a real job.
>>52509482>It's not about the degrees, it's about him lying about his education for two decades in order to bolster his ego and keep larping as irl Tony Stark. It's bizarre.He's living rent free for you anonWho actually gives a fuck about him lying about his education? Does it really matter at the end of the day?>to bolster his egoWho the fuck caaaaaaresYou act like Elon is the only person who's ever done shit to bolster their egoAlso, any nigger ITT crying about>nEveR wOrKed iN TecHsorry faggots your $400 lunches are over and the thin veil over how important your dumbass advertising job really is, is coming down
>>52498699>Itt. Seething & dilating (ex)twitter troons Love to see it , also neckrope all of you bitchass niggerfags
>>52512360I have worked in tech. Still doesn't explain why the vast majority of the computers were Macbooks.
>>52498699Fake and gay
>>52512401You worked in tech and struggle to see the benefits of a portable, stable unix system in what is mostly remote, centralised work?
>>52512431>slurping macs cock so viciouslyJFC go the fuck back
Hope you bozos got some good code pics lined up
>>52512478As opposed to what, windows? XP was 20 years ago, shit sucks nowadays.
>>52512494I'd leave and shit on my desk beforehand and never come back. Not shitting on Musk but don't demand shit like that from me.
>>52512560Sure you would kiddo. You need to go back
>>52512560>Not shitting on Musk but don't demand shit like that from me.ThisI fucking hate when my boss demands that I show him how I trimmed some money out of the budgets instead of just taking my word for it
>>52512579I'll shit on your desk too>no apologies
>>52507006Bloody tax office won't let me claim noise cancelling headphones as a work expense.
>>52507106Get the FUCK out of here boomer
>>52498699So just hire people who will work for you?
>>52508941i agree, too many retard zoomers simping over musk to OWN the LIBS as if tech chads like me wouldn't fuck off for more money elsewhere
>>52512878This. Musk is and has always been a massive faggot grifter.
>>52512401>>52512296>>52512377t. non-tech retardslistenthere are two options for business laptops>wangblows>crappleone is a piece of shitthe other is a piece of shit with unix underneaththe choice between the two is obviousand no, absolutely no one in their right mind will let you use your favorite linux distro in any company with more than 100 people
>>52512494most principal engineers and architects will have written maybe 10 lines of code in the past 6 monthsmuskrat is so detached from reality he doesn't realize that a junior codemonkey shitting out thousands of lines every week is less valuable than an expert that knows the entire system to a T and is capable of being 10x more productive at 10x less lines of code producedwatching him run this company into the ground is entertaining as fucka true wake-up call to any exec retarded enough to pull braindead stunts like this
>>52512952You have no idea what you're talking about
>>52505003Then why are they on Tik TOk literally crying because they just bought a home and won't be able to make ends meet?
>>52512560>Works at Walmart
>>52510976email your resume to musk's and cc his two VC friends, maybe even elonmusk@twitter.com . I a a Junior with experience in Python and SQL (not even graphQL) but I sent one.
>>52513988He's on the money> t 20 years in tech running systems trading billions before lunchBedtime kiddo.
>>52506062>there are plenty of opportunities elsewhere. good for them having a spine to leaveLol youre that kind of retard who thinks fed will pivot in 3 months arent you?
>>52498699F.No. where will I go without /r/blackpeopletwitter
>>52499132>have kids>rich kid demand "work more goyim, MUH HUSTLE GRINDSET!!!">No.>Fired, get severance >work somewhere else for more money
>>52502979I tend to agree
>>52503164>Le antiwork reddit faggot finds 4chanSome people enjoy work, strong leadership, and accomplishment. Younger people are legitimately faggots. Afraid that working a little extra may take you away from your increasingly sized buttplug fetish hobby time at home
>>52514068I too can make up stuff on the internet
>>52503317>Musk was used to having his little cult members as his employees at Tesla and spacex who would do anything he demands but hes found out his tactics dont work at a company where no one gives a fuck about himSo when people actually listened to Musk they created 2 of the greatest American success story companies? Not shocked the tranny staff at twitter can't hackle that type of leadership.
>>52512560>but don't demand shit like that from me.God forbid you show an active CEO how you've used your time while he's paying you an absurd amount to do it.
Why does /biz/ bend over backwards to suck Elon's dick? I'm starting to think people on 4chan just do the opposite of what reddit is doing
>>52499830The great filter is society itself, always has been. The elites want us to have hope and those just below them know there is no such thing that exists. Going to Mars sounds cool until you look at the reasons why. It’s basically the synopsis for a future like Alien without the alien.
>>52499975CZ fucked FTX. I am a binance account holder and this is indisputable information. He sold millions of FTX tokens and collapsed SBFs empire for revenge of helping black rock with Luna collapse.
>>52503317>why would you stayBecause the rest of tech is actively laying people off and you could easily jump 10 rungs for being “loyal” to a guy you won’t have to see once a new CEO takes over. Holy shit, you fucking valley techies really don’t know shit about business, do yah?
>>52509697This. There are too many “middle-upper” manager types that suck up capital and waste time. I pay for results when I contract someone, not good “management”. If you’re not adding value to a company then what are you doing there?
>>52511859>>52511883>>52511906>>52511921What the fuck happened to acts of physical violence? If you hate someone this much then surely you could try spraying fermented piss and shit on them when they’re being interviewed by the press.
>>52516170kek… only blacks blm and antifa allowed violence
>>52516061SBF fucked FTX and all their customers. Nobody else. Have you read “The emperor wears no clothes?” The guy pointing out the fraud is not the bad guy.
>>52515357>Oh shit everywhere else is laying off>My faggot techie easy street ride is coming to an end>Why would elon do this
>>52499719You're all coping so hard it's ridiculous
I hate twitter to but the way elon is acting is just retardedTSLA stock will almost certainly be affected, although it appears to be an imploding bubble at the moment anyhow.
>>52514788i don't see how that's relevant to this thread. if you worked a day in this industry your inbox is probably filled with job offers anyway so there is no reason not to leave twitter or any other company that is run by a nignog.
>>52512494This sperg have no idea how to run a software company kek
>>52513988He is 100% right.
I don't get why he can't just hire a bunch of pajeets on H1-B visas?
>>52503317>Just quit your job during a period of MASS TECH LAYOFFS big brain brian over here doling out top shelf advice
>>52513988>>52515775why reply when you clearly don't work in the industry?extremely senior engineers get to make strategic decisions on how systems should be built out and maintainedthey can help entire engineering teams become more productive and prevent operational disasters in the makingshitting out line after line of code solving trivial problems is an extremely unproductive use of their timemark my words, twatter is going to grind to a screeching haltwe're a few weeks to maybe a month of something critical burning to the ground and resulting in a multi-day outage
Why would he be offering people 3 months severance pay, 2 months more than legal, for people to leave if he wants to keep them?
>>52499854was actually in these company for two days and left when they promoted me from IT support to IT manager on the second day, these software runs on a age old 1366 socket intel with cheap dual processors running 100 android emulators with multiple social media apps signed in, you can initiate a command across the emu and have them do everything automatically like liking posts to sharing posts, initial accounts requires a human touch so it doesn't get bot-banned, once the account is mature you move it to the rest of the automated emu and spam/spread shit on customer/clients demand. Unfortunately, that company i was in made $0 for few years because they have no idea how to operate a tech company, they just have the extra money FOMO into this bullshit. I didn't know what i signed up until i was there on the first day.
>>52498699hahahahaaa make believe huh?I love how broken cucks live in the fantasy world
>>52498699Anyone have an idea what's the average twitter salary? 100k? more? Sure engineers and senior people make much more, but there must be a ton of low level drones who lower the average.But 5,000 employees X 100,000 = yearly cost savings of 500 million? I think the cost of healthcare etc added pumps that number closer to 750 million.
>>52515932Because we're smart and actually analyze situations? Plus- at some point you should stop betting against Elon.
>>52519493elon's a WEF plant, you haven't analyzed much
>>52519493More like at some point you should stop backing Elon.Betting against him the last 1-2 years made you a fortune.
>>52519797Betting against any tech stock, BTC, or altcoin would also have made you a fortune.
>>52519543A plant so we can eat bugs on Mars? WTF?
>>52504008Elon is trembling in fear. How will Twitter survive? Where will he find another 3700 HR roasties, ethnic gender fluid cuisine managers, and wine aunts who can't even code fizbuzz
>>52507138>I remember when oil workers coped like thisTech is an ever-growing field, unlike oil.
so many anti elon glowies itt
a is this a
>>52498885you'd so to it to
>>52519543why does a wef plant make people notice things about the wef and their lackeys?
>>52498963i think this is a thing to do through out
>>52499014when it is does correct it could be done right
>>52499508i saw this at my old one and it did not go all
>>52499632is it really done this way or should I say so
>>52499749i don't think it is really like this do you
>>52499830>Turns out the Great Filter is social media.It's not even a soft filter like not being a red dwarf or blue giant star or being part of a binary system.Social media doesn't prevent humans from scientifically advancing.
Almost nothing at twitter has changed since Elon took over. Do the people who keep repeating this just want to twitter to fail because they dislike him for not being a far left degenerate or am I missing something?