/biz/ - Business & Finance

Im not comfy tonight

I know I got laughed at for accidentally going short on EURGBP last week (thought I was long EUR) but it's a learning experience and I'm glad I fucked up now with a free trade for $100 instead of 5 months down the road with a live account and $1000

>>52494919
Asian markets open soon. most comfiest markets

It's snowing :3

I've got shit expiring tomorrow that I didn't close out, like millions of other people. All I can do now is watch

SPY 340 PUTS FEBRUARY

BUYING ONCE SPY EDGES TO $405.
TOP RANGE: 405-410.

>DAY 315 OF THE BEAR MARKET
>MARKET ONLY -16.1%
>200MA STILL EXTREMELY BEARISH
>1970s INFLATION HISTORY REPEATS
>PCI SLIGHT FALL, SECOND RISE WILL COME
>PIVOT NOT COMING UNTIL Q3 2023 EARLIEST
>MORE TECH LAY OFFS INCOMING
>UK, EUROPEAN UNION COUNTRIES ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY IN RECESSION NEXT QUARTER
>FTX WILL CAUSE MORE CEX BREAKDOWNS, SPILLOVER FROM SMALL TRADE FUNDS BEING LIQUIDATED
>EARNINGS GETTING WORSE BY THE QUARTER
>CONSUMER SPENDING SLIGHT FALL WHILE PRICES KEEP RISING
>CENTRAL BANK BALANCE SHEETS NEED TO CRAB TO SUPPRESS INCREASED GOV INTEREST PAYMENTS

BEAR MARKET WILL CAUSE MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN CURRENT 16.1% DROP
HOWEVER CURRENT SAFE BET IS DROP TO 340 ON NEXT LEG

>DOTCOM 40% DROP
>2008 55% DROP
>COVID 31% DROP

WHY US GOV CANNOT CONTAIN THE CRASH
>GOV INTEREST PAYMENTS ABOUT TO EXCEED DEFENSE DEP BUDGET
>$31T DEBT, 5% INTEREST RATES NOT VIABLE FOR NEW BONDS
>LET ALONE NEEDED 10% INTEREST
>MATURING DEBT ROLLS OVER AT NEW RATES
>CBO SCORES WILL SHOCK MARKET
>TREASURY CAN TRY BUYING OWN BONDS, WILL FAIL
>FED CANNOT PRINT BAILOUTS UNLESS DEBT DEATH SPIRAL
>DEATH SPIRAL OUTCOME: LOSING RESERVE STATUS
>RESERVE STATUS MUST BE MAINTAINED, BONDS MUST BE PAID
>MARKET MUST BE CRASHED AS SACRIFICE

THANK ME LATER

natural gas cause europoors freezing in the current year is funny

Why would I invest in JEPI when JEPQ exists

Skywater Technology will 10x within the next 4 years. Cope. Seethe.

>>52494948
I thought you could close American-style options before the close on expiration day?

>>52494950
based

>>52494968
Market value has probably gone up and against him

>>52494950
Unironically on to something. Noice post fren

>>52494960
I'm filtering your shit stock

>>52494950
The market is crashing and I'm tired of pretending it's not...

>>52494968
Well I can, but I mean for now I can't do anything if it gaps against me before open, and if it does my spreads could be not worth much

>>52494974
Shit happens, I also have some XOM calls letf to rot. Selling them would lose me more money than letting them expire thanks to (((comissions))).

>>52494994
What is this image even from? I know it's related to oil, but I keep seeing normalfags saying its antisemitic somehow

>>52494986

>>52494950
This is my plan as well, I want to hold at least 50% of my port in inverse etfs though

>>52495008
dune

frankly im happy to see more concrete ticker discussion even if the ticker is complete garbage
people get smugger the fewer fundamentals there are though, as we see every couple months with dwac/essc/bbby and every other shitco that gets challenged

>>52494983
>Unironically on to something
YET THE LONG TERM HEDGE IS REJECTED BY MOST

>>52494950
Inflation yoy growth is under 7%, 6 months for interest rate rikes to take effect. Good luck with those feb puts

>>52495029
sure thing bro you know jews always pay their debts and a currency reset isn't just around the corner.

>>52494948
It's over.

>>52495021
IT'S NOT DUNE ANYMORE

>>52494950

>>52495026
I learned how to do DD on my own and no longer depend on /smg/ to find anything as there are too many shills unfortunately. I still come here for memes though.
Discussing stocks is fine, unfortunately the anon you mentioned offers nothing but insults, and he will most likely be spamming here for weeks. Kinda CLF tranny vibes.

It's all fucked.
I think this time its a lot worse, because CPI has been revised many times since 1974 and the old data wasn't corrected. 1965 -1974 had been in a crabbing pattern too, it wasn't off of a massive run like we had 2020-2021

What games does smg play while we shit on doomer bears?

Bobos starting to act increasingly more irratic seems like a good sign kek

>>52495104
Clf tranny was an annoying faggot but CLF was a good pick, dumbass.

>>52495144
i-i am a d-doomer bear dough

>>52495152
When bobos remind me of the /gme/ schizos I inverse

>>52495144

>>52495029
GME and other closely related drama is always funny.
>Ryan Cohen dumped BBY after GME followers hyped it up
>GME entered NFT crypto space with the help of FTX
>GME followers hyping up FTX all the way until Scam Bankman crashed it all
Lately the news is that FTX tokenized GME was actually suppressing the price the whole time, LOL

>>52495053
>RESERVE STATUS MUST BE MAINTAINED, BONDS MUST BE PAID
>TREASURY CAN TRY BUYING OWN BONDS, WILL FAIL
>REGIONAL FED CAN TRY CBDC, WILL FAIL
>RESERVE STATUS MUST BE MAINTAINED AT ALL COST
>BONDS MUST BE PAID TO CONTAIN STATUS AT ALL TIMES
>>52495086
>We must re-state that GameStop complete the remaining $237,600,000 share repurchase at once and with urgency.

>>52495165
Yes and he got good fundamentals, that's why I bought. He became most annoying anon very quickly though because of which many people hated both him and the ticker.
Thinking of it, your posts are very interesting. If you could add a name or a tripcode it would help me find them much faster in the future.

>>52494950
should be a shame if you're wrong and screw up your entire investing CAREER

I just want to add to the EU gas story
I'm Dutch and we sit on the biggest gas field in EU, enough for us all, but our gov is extremely retarded about pumping it up, it causes micro-earthquakes, you see, and a few houses might get damaged
Might be in play this winter if things go pear-shape

>>52495238
what the fuck is wrong with you yurotards

>>52495230
I change my personality every thread.
You’ll be seething for years when Skywater becomes the next AMD, all because a lil anon hurt your feelings.
Dumbass.

>>52495207
>DISTRACTIONS
WHO CARES
>MARKET CRASHING
>NFT DIVIDEND
CATALYST

>>52495026
shitcos are where all the fun is as small cap stocks are the only edge retail has over wall street.

the only thing that bothers me about shitcos are all the normies that come in and shit it up while posting unreasonable price targets and spewing nonsense about "manipulation from the hedgies"

>>52495256
>muh climate
Also
>muh nitrogen, we need to appropriate 30% of all farms, and we need to ban all the farmers from farming somewhere else but keep silent about that clause bc then people would know it's not about the nitrogen.

>>52495238
do you mean fracking? that happens all the time in america too but we blame the libtards if they ever complain

>Company is hosting an event with Carvana today
I'm going to give myself some extra gratuity to help cover your shorts, guys.

>>52495104
>i'm smarder than the marget

>>52495037
inflation is such a shit metric, look at the price of housing and rentals, and compare it to the supposed rate of inflation in shelter
Some boomer who paid of their house decades ago, and is only paying property tax reduces the rate of inflation, somehow

>>52495104
>I learned how to do DD on my own
Do you do more than just FA? I like to look at FCF but not sure what else to consider

>>52495235
this is a pivotal point in any young person's investing career. If you can short/buy puts until the bottom of a financial crisis and then pivot to buying, you are the next generation of millionaire.

>>52495133
This. Americans are getting raped. The land speculators are still liquid, but I think the cracks are really starting to show.

>>52495165
Talk me out of $PBR bros. Price is shit because they think they'll vuvuzela

>futures

Can the market hurry up and roll over, feels like I have been waiting forever.

I think this is the bottom. I'm going LONG

>>52495362
That's a man

>>52495343
Brazil is not investible. They’re talking about price caps on oil without compensation for corporations. It’s over. Next they’ll go after the other commodities.

>>52495362
This is the bottom. Too band the market is going lower.

>>52495207
It just makes me sad to see such wasted potential when they could have supported e-sports, indie vidya, or literally any number of things in the gaming space that don't involve crypto/NFTs. I also lost a lot of respect for RC for dumping BBBY as whatever gain he made by selling was more than offset by his reputation being tarnished.

Show me the best bottoms

>>52495378
What about VALE, then? It's not PBR but has a lot of international mines.
Hell, anything like Peru, Argentina, Chile, Brazil, it's hard to invest in safely

>>52495415

I've been watching Shkreli streams in the background for days now. He's emanating the kind of low IQ retard energy that boosts my productivity on the market. Greatly recommended

Nikkei is melting up at open

>>52495449
He lost 10k shorting SIGA on the pump and only made 5k back on the dump.
Fucken hilarious. I think he lurks here.

God could you imagine how much debt the United States could run up if they got into any of the potential conflicts lurking in the background.

Their current debt to GDP ratio isn't even historically that bad compared to the decline of past empires.

Any good TV shows smg watches?

>>52495497
>unfortunate accident

I'm feeling very comfy with my JEPI and JEPQ portfolio.

>>52495415

Buy NTO before botw2 is out in Jun 2023
The sales numbers are going to fucking crush
Also there's a high chance the Switch 2 gets announced early 2023
It's currently at €40

>>52495449
ngl they're pretty comfy

>>52495497
I don't watch the electric jew.

>>52495497
does anyone have the "ukranian cums in the ocean" gif?

still holding my oil shorts like a retard

>>52495549
I don’t watch shows with black people except SG1

>>52495224
>TREASURY CAN TRY BUYING OWN BONDS, WILL FAIL
You realize when Treasury buys in off-the-run bonds it’s getting them at a discount

>>52495495
meltup confirmed. But fr if the DJI makes a higher high, the bear might be over

Any expectations for tomorrow? With options expiration I expect everything to be shitty

>>52495378
>They’re talking about price caps on oil without compensation for corporations. It’s over.
They say this shit in the US too. It's hogwash
>Next they’ll go after the other commodities.
And it's hogwash particularly because commodities are quite nearly the only thing worthy of investment right now. I'm pretty sure if you have money in the system, it's only going to have use if they let commodities prices take off. They've been nonstop trying to kill the commodities run by literally killing people and production.

>>52495592
Crab until next wednesday

>>52495603
What happens wed?

I've been eyeing POOL for weeks and just bought today and it randomly dumps 6%. I LOVE LIFE!

Did you guys know proclaiming your love for negro penies is a ban worthy offence. Fucking racist mods. What is smgs medium term play? Is there anything good to dca into besides indexes which at the moment I'm kinda nervous about.

>>52495622
Check the economic calendar,also day before thanksgiving

Brazil traditionally does very well during the commodity supercycle.
A big part of why Lula is popular in Brazil is because his previous terms coincided with the 2000s run up on commodities.
Ironically the legal crisis that put him in prison meant he was able to avoid the 2008/2014 fallout.

>>52495646
Fuck that’s a dark image

>>52495644
Can you buy oil next please? Thanks in advance for your sacrifice kind sir

>>52495674
I own it through BRK.B but I was thinking of selling out my SARK position and buying USO all day and will likely execute this trade if oil continues doomping tomorrow, so adjust your cards accordingly.

why do people play options? can't institutions use their billions to make all your shit expire worthless whenever it wants to?

>>52495603

>>52495701
It's FREE leverage

>>52495343

100% brother watch as “zestimate” and “Redfin” articles come out how their estimates are dog shit like they’re and should go tits up if they don’t go along and drop their prices. If they do the company will be fine but if they don’t they’ll be gone

>>52495658
There's like 60 things that day. Which one is important?

>>52495726
All of them,US ones that is

>>52495322
it certainly is, but lower inflation, stagnating labor market, dollar correction and fed alluding to .5 hikes is like a bump for bull, the are going to go wild

>>52495701
Because we're addicted to the dopamine and adrenaline when we win that 1 out of 5 times and make a tiny bit of our continuously dwindling money back

>>52495701
Take this January expiry on WMT for example.
You've got a wall of options (probably a fence spread) set by institutions at 150, 155, 160 strikes. Buying an ATM spread for WMT would have a breakeven of 160.05 on the long side.
So this means you could (relatively safely) sell a 160 or 165 call, barring some kind of big news event. You look at ERs and dividend calendars, and figure that there's nothing on the radar, so you write a call to degenerate gamblers that don't understand shit and make a $100 cut.

But you have to be careful, you're right until you're not, and depending on how greedy you are, you can get absolutely clobbered.

>>52495783
What's a fence spread?

January 2023 can't get here soon enough. The urge to bag grows stronger.. What? Some people blow money on stamps,binge bagging stuff on e-bay (which ends up uh in the trash or in a yard sale),etc. Least I'm blowing my money for a good cause. Shares need homes after all..

>>52495842
Fence spreads are a defensive trade where you own the underlying and try to hedge against upwards or downwards movements. They're often used by big institutions and market makers to eliminate risk.
Another way to think of them is a covered call, but you've long puts and calls several strikes out to guard against movements.
Actually, I'm not sure what the best strikes are to use, but they'll often be sold ATM, and probably bought long at 1SD away from the current spot price. Remember, these guys have accumulated shares for years and years, so they're not paying current prices for their long position

>futes

>>52495701
>want to make a short term trade
>willing to risk $100 out of 4k
>or could buy an option costing $150
>tie up much less capital, with the same amount of gains

>>52495775
I think inflation is going to be a lot sticker than expected

>>52495991
You're right that options let you use leverage, but you should define "short term trade".
If the option has almost no theta left, you're basically flipping coins on leverage. Bad idea, but some people can make it work. If you expect the movement to occur in a short time, and you're buying a deep ITM contract with a lot of theta, that's a different story.

For example, I think HAS will continue to shit the bed over the next quarter. So I opened a long dated spread (2024 expiry) and will probably close it depending on how their MTG meme set plays out

>>52495991
>>52495701
Also going to say if it's a really battered company that could potentially fail you might lose a massive portion of 60%+ if you held the stock. So why not buy a long term call option instead and have comparable 100% loss risk but with much higher upside.

>>52494902
My friend's mom died and I feel bad for him. That's it. Also, XOM seems to be forming a bearish pattern on the 6 month chart. Is it a double top?

VIX looking pretty a little too..."pent up"

>>52496060
Guys I may be retarded here, but if the VIX is low doesn't that mean there are more calls than puts? Yet I keep seeing people posting about put to call ratio being 1.4

>>52494950
When you get heemed....... Don't scream, just accept it

>>52496084
vix is volatility index
option premiums are more expensive the higher the volatility is, because it's priced in
keep in mind that volatility does not imply risk unlike what academics tell you

I’m ready for my heeming, sirs.

>>52496108
and also new information can blow the vix up in a matter of days

>>52496121

>>52496121
Yeah i decided against purchasing seeing every single insider transaction was a sell lol. If i miss the boat whatever. But there is only 11% institutional ownership. I have big doubts.

>>52496084
VIX is unironically a black box. It usually goes up when the SPY is red, but the past few days, it's fallen with the SPY. It's the formation of something truly dark.

>>52496097
if the macro bears are all wrong, then at least the global economy will be saved.

>Futures

>>52496033
those are the effects from the monetary policy until about june, by that rate, parity is reached. I am honestly amazed that despite the fiscal policy of the Biden regime and the former democratic house, as also the supply issues persisting until today, inflation growth retraced so fast.

>>52496133
I think that indicates a crab

Anons, I'm not shilling SKYT to get it to pump, I just brought it up cause it's an interesting small cap that I think has a lot of potential. And for the record, I don't understand fundamentals, or TA, or any of that shit. I'm rEtard. But I can see the strategic importance of the company from a mile away.

>>52496181
Yes I agree with the analysis, unfortunately the insiders who know than you or me ever will, are literally ALL SELLING THEIR SHARES. Why?

>>52496173
It's year over year inflation, the reason why it's down meaningfully is because inflation wasn't as high until october 2021

So inflation hasn't moved much, it's just being compared to a target which is also now inflated

>futures

bros. it's happening.

>>52496207
I’m pretty sure it’s yearly compensation, which explains why the stock price wasn’t really affected.
Look over their leadership. They’re legit.

>>52496207
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-announces-full-exercise-underwriter-000000973.html
I got confused and quickly read this thinking SKYT was exercising their option to buy more shares but then realized after I was corrected by an anon a couple threads ago.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-technology-reports-third-quarter-210500193.html
Their earnings were good.
But I dunno, a number of anons are correct that they can't compete with TSMC on semiconducter size, and their balance sheet isn't the greatest. But TSMC is in Taiwan and Intel has supply chains that I'm pretty sure reach into China.

>>52496303
>yahoo

>>52496133
>>52496174
I think it sets the conditions for a squeeze. If the market is going down but the premiums are going down with it, then this means the market is going down steadily? And no rally has sustained long enough for the volatility to pick up so the VIX stays low as rallies get beaten down and the market heads lower where we're convinced it's all going, at least in the mid term, 6-12 months, which are most peoples' options contracts expiries?

It kind of sets things up for a rally if people are shorting shares as much as they're buying "sure thing" puts...

>futures
Why are they frozen on investing.com? I need to know what color reaction image to post.

>>52496315
Yahoo finance is legit.

>>52496132
You win by not losing. I'd argue it's better to miss a potential 10x than getting heemed by 50%

>>52495005
Yeah because the brokerage is supposed to just provide you services for free out of the good will of their hearts

>>52496315
My apologies anon, I'm new. Slowly learning the ropes, which is why I'm only dipping my toe into equities. If you really wanna laugh, I'm still using yahoo screeners.

>>52495037
It’s been 7 since the pandemic, literally hasn’t gone down a full percentage point yet and they promised to keep raising them until they get to a point where 2% is on the horizon.

>>52496347
>futures

>>52496350
if you lose 9 times in a row you still come out ahead on one 10x, it's a different level of risk tolerance, sure. and it doesnt have to be the only way you trade.

>>52496251
sure, but I think everyone can agree, that overall it isnt as bad as it was with policies working and nobody being so overleveraged as everyone assumed or having deleveraged over the last 11 months, the house is still on fre, but there are clouds in the sky

>>52496121
I'm with you anon.

>>52496377
easy to say when you're risking monopoly money

this OP made me think it was Sunday for a minute

>>52496121
i would join you but my portfolio is already 100% 300% semiconductors

>>52496373
I don't know, people are cutting back but it's barely moving. I don't think it's a good signal at all

>>52496121

>>52496400
Hey, I gotta make money to burn or my family freezes and I can't get my daily ration from Canadian Tire.

>>52496410
Ma nigga. Same here

Is there a 13 figure and up club? Anyone notice how most billionaires get publicly humiliated or just suicided/murdered?
>elon
made a clown on public stage
>bezos
goes on his weird "charity" thing and changes public appearance to look like goofball with midlife crisis
>trump
>pretty much every 2020 democrat billionaire primary candidate

make jokes of themselves in some way or another when they dont even need to be there
>pablo escobar
dead chased by cops

Weird cause I find buffett/munger one of the few billionaires that dont have to go into public making fools of themselves. What the fuck do they know? Is there some curse to 10 figures where you dont want to get there and some secret cabal of absolute wealth make you a personal wagie to them?

>Oil ETF basically goes down exactly whatever WTI crude goes up or down
>been like this for basically a year always fucking roller coaster never knowing when to sell or if it will pump a bit higher
>keeps dumping to about 78-83 from 90ish over the past couple months instantly that my ETF slumps everyone sells price crashed with WTI
>now the past couple weeks it's pumped to 94~USD a barrel for WTI
>dumped to 82 now
>no one has sold still at the price it was when WTI was 94 dollars last week

What's up? I know oil is on a hairpin right now to absolutely pump because China COVID restrictions/Russian oil cap and a few other things plus the diesel shortage but people have to be seeing something happening to not be selling at all. Maybe it will dump again tomorrow but I don't know.

>>52496459
supply chains still fucked up, energy still relatively high. China coming down from its flu panic should clear things up. They bring the supply to the demand and the US can agan export its inflation. The inflation that hits household is lagging, but its bad, agreed, not good, but people power through it on credit and needing a second job should increase national supply

God of greed hear my plea. Let the cheap shares keep right on being cheap till mid next year. So I can bag and bag and bag some more!

>>52496600
Sorry anon, but I am the darling of fortune and we must pump tommorow to liquidate retail shorts and put buyers and pump my calls

>futures

>>52496514
epstein had so many connections because he did just that: compromise influential people for (((them)))
as long as you don't compromise yourself you're fine (buffett & munger)
it's the only way to get to the wealthy, and they use kids to do it

>>52496646

I deal with cannabis and cannabis accessories. I tell you H’What.

Elon got funding for twitter from Saudi Arabia. Do you think they want free speech? And now Elon is trying to implode twitter

>>52496646
That girl is like 14 wtf

>>52496646
ovens. now.

>>52496646
Fucking /pol/tard

>>52496646

>>52496646

>>52495495
1940s UK had the demographic and economic strength to pay down their war debt
we do not

>>52495770
what code?

Should I invest in any AMZN stocks or just keep waiting?

I missed out buying that shit when it was $86 a while ago kek

>BOJ'S GOVERNOR KURODA: GOVERNMENT STEPS TO BOOST JAPAN'S POTENTIAL GROWTH WILL HELP MAXIMISE THE EFFECT OF MONETARY EASING.
NIPPON, BANZAI!

>when bobo shows up in the thread

>>52496738
Not the japs again. come on. not comfy asian maket now

>>52496738
Japan needs more immigration or they will never survive

>>52496720
it's still down 45% in a year, good price. not an all in play though

>>52496738
>Monetary easing?
>At this time of year?
>In this kind of market?
>Located entirely in Japan?
May I see it?

jsut got of tha phone with the ceo of the stock markt
he said he wil let yu finish in the green 2moro :)

>Schumer says America needs more immigrants
>Japan says they need more immigrants
So where do the immigrants come from and why don't they go to Israel?

>>52496779

If this chart doesn't scare the shit out of, you're either a machine or a UVXY holder

>>52496766

>>52496786
>So where do the immigrants come from
This is the only thing that *doesn't* matter, since the white countries don't have positive birth rates anyway.

>>52496779
lel

>>52496738
did the nips just give us a santa rally?

>>52496818
I'm sorry, are we hear to talk about the stock market or white birth rates? Fuck off to /pol/, nazis shits

>>52496786
japan needs white immigrants because we'd still devalue their culture but not as bad as brown people would. then we could transcend to Aryan-Jōmon master race

China is bumping!

>>52496704
For both WW1 and WW2, They paid through the nose to the United States, which overtook them as the new Global naval, commercial and financial power.

Who would the US borrow from to fund a phyric war with China?

>they’re going to flood Japan with Africans to “grow their economy”
That worked so well for Germany. I mean we know who is behind this AGAIN

>>52496859
post nose

You have no idea how short I am

>futes

>>52496859
They are both related

>>52496646

Oh Lord Xi Jinping, please pump my Chinese bag investments to the moon so that I can emmigrate to Southeastern Asia and stimulate the economy there, Amen

DID YOU SHORT THE MARKET AGAIN BOBO?!

>>52496893
lol manlet

>>52496893
If you want to be Burry you have to carry heavy bags for maximum gains

why are futures frozen wtf. somebody post actual futures please

>>52496888
It's the fucking rules you moron. biz is for crypto and stocks. If you want to talk about how the world is less and less white, go to fucking /pol.

>>52496935
futures are like this normally

what if the fiat system is blowing up and the meltup is really just real assets holding value while fiat becomes worthless?

Guys, I fucked up. I bought stock in a Limited Partnership, but I just found out that the taxes rape you in the ass with a separate form. I don't want to do that. I bought the shares today and I'm selling them tomorrow. Am I still going to get a K-1?

>>52496912
those poor little goblins

>>52496951
If by fiat you mean any other currency except for the usd then yes

>>52496936
Cope Rabbi

>>52496935
investing.com has been kind of shit lately. but tonight it isn't working at all

OUR LEADER HAS FUCKING SPOKEN

BOBOS
SQQQ
UVXY
we're going to the moon

>>52496870
>Who was behind this

Hitler ?

>>52496967
I mean we were getting some good discussion about SKYT from bulls and bears, and the leadership team really seemed to be a great overlap. Maybe the real kike is you trying to derail the discussion to keep the goyim away?

>BBBY's 2024 bonds have a 112% yield and are 30 cents on the dollar
jesus christ that's a bad look

>>52496646
>>52496912
>>52496964
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF USA AHAHAHAHA

>>52496957
Energy Transfer?

>>52496870
Why africans? There are plenty of white weaboos that will gladly go to Japan given the chance.

>>52496912
Why are yt boys so desperate

>>52496986
>Sowjetburger

>>52496989
I like the stock. I need a homerun. Sitting on cash is driving me nuts and I don’t do options or leverage.

>>52497001
Enterprise Products. I just don't want another tax form man. I didn't know that would happen when I bought the shares.

>>52497005
The state of weebism is considerably more lame than it once was.

>>52496738
I really want to see little far right Japs again. You guys don't understand. It will be the return of the Samurai market. Bushido corporate practices. Defeat the Chinese menace. It'll be brutal

>>52497015
It seems like it really should be a homerun, but who the fuck knows in this market anymore. They have one foundry going, with 100% US or US friendly supply chains, and a second one in the works. It really seems like the definition of a long.

>>52495256
For me, it's Moderna. The best covid™ vaccine. I even ask for extra jabs and the Walgreens staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for a Moderna jab and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Walgreens pharmacist laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three jabs. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Walgreens pharmacy, I go there at least 3 times a week for jabs and pcr tests, 1-2 times for Pfizer on the weekends, and maybe once for JnJ when I'm in a rush but want to feel safe and show that I believe in the $cience!, it's fast, and can match my daily coof fearing needs.

I even jab my dog with science juice, it's safe! What a great pharmacy.

what if this makes a higher high?

>>52497020
don't be a fucking pussy

>>52496664
saudi arabia was tired of the faggotry lgbtfag shit spreading on twitter trying to culturally undermine them. its based.

>>52497083
I'm not sure but we need to PUSH IT and find out

>>52495770
are they looking at my portfolio?

>>52497083
thats not how bear markets work

>>52497069
looser. i got 5 for free

It's gonna be pretty funny if the Bahamas walks away with everyone's money. The amount they seized would probably make a huge difference in every residents life.
>I'm the captain now meme

I just got back from a corporate team building event. I didn't see this lady and accidentally knocked her over. I was really sleep deprived, and I was thinking of saying something along the lines "fostering/kindling the team spirit", but it came out as "fondling the team spirit" right as this senior director walked by.

Is it over for me?

>>52497084
I fucking hate taxes man

>>52496984
You're back! Great to see you.

>>52497136
only if they give back 50% to biden or they will be liberated

>>52497083
gonna retrace on dxy retesting resistance. crab wins

>>52497124
isn't it tho?

>>52497145
I forgot my fucking pic

>>52497083
>That would be gods gift to bears, basically free money buying puts

>>52497143
If you're taller than her it should be okay

>>52497169
5' 11"?

>>52497180
that's really long for a penis

the only thing that matters is what happens next month at fomc. which is what has been driving the moves almost entirely. what happens with dx and 3m and 2y. we rallied recently on this notion that the fed has to eventually pause to assess or pivot. as time passes it becomes increasingly more dangerous to short but also the rewards could be substantial if the fed remains hawkish. we've seen just how violently the market can rally merely on the anticipation of pause/pivot rumor, when it actually happens bobo is going to be in a lot of trouble.
although its true fighting the fed and going against the current market narrative is foolish, going against the fact that conditions are more likely to improve suddenly is even worse. it is far more likely a sudden pricing out will occur like we saw last week and the rally will be violent. from a psychological standpoint market participants are extremely averse to negative news or potential negativity even is the real event (like covid) isnt that severe in actuality.
I grew up during the dotcom era and lived through 2008 and i can remember how severely my parents struggled through that time, it was really bad. things today are not as bad as they appear however the media grift far exceeds the reality of the situation(its still useful).
the only potential event that i can see causing catastrophe on the horizon would be the war spillover as we have seen recently with Poland, that is a real danger. once nato is drawn into that conflict it is truly over. just some thoughts on my mind

What’s something I can park cash in for 30 days or less with a higher return than my checking account so I can float my cc balance month to month

>>52495144
looks like Gisele's witchcraft to bankrupt Tom Brady backfired on her.

>>52497191
That's what she said

>>52497198
Didn't read still shorting

>>52497198
The dumping being over is the best case for bulls. But if interest rates really have a 6 month lagging effect then that means more and more damage is on the horizon as the first large 75 hike was in June, making december when it hits the hardest.
Consumers already maxed out on credit card debt, now they're losing their jobs with no savings to go off of.

>>52497198
It was chinks and japs dumping dollars that started the recent rally. Fed bullshit is all kayfabe to hide the deteriorating global situation.

>>52497280
BoA says they arent maxed or in any under sort of duress. Stfu.

>>52497279
kek

>>52497298
>funds are safu
Lol. Lmao.

>>52497231
These celebrities are fucking morons. Just take your money and invest it in VTI or something. You're talking over a half billion dollars. You don't need fast returns or volatile investments.

>>52497298
>bank says you should buy their stock, no problems here
Interesting opinion but I'll trust fred instead

Who is buying BOND etfs? those will shoot up in price once the fed pivots.

>>52497231
>tfw no waifu to make me successful through witchcraft
Also how do I apply witchcraft to my portfolio? I will unironically start sacrificing chickens for an extra couple % gains.

>>52497338
>the fed
>pivoting any time soon
Anon ask that question in another 2 years.

>>52497231
sometimes people get what they deserve

>>52497337
due to inflation the value of that debt is below 2020. try again bro

>>52497330
What more hilarious, is these celebrities surrounded themselives with high paid "experts" who were supposed to protect and grow their wealth. I could only imagine the conversations Tom Brady and Steph Curry are having with their FA's right now. But beyond that, these "experts" were in the top hedge funds who also got fucked because they just wanted to believe what they were being told. It's amazing how bullshit everything is.

>>52497366
oh, I forgot that wages follow inflation 1:1

>>52497361
They will be forced to pivot next year. I am willing to bet half of my net worth on it.

>>52496350
If its a coin flip for those alternatives, you take that bet every time.

It has a great expected value.

>>52496781
lol we make fun of you all the time and he gives you the wrong info on purpose. Tomorrow will actually be red

Worst since 1979

>>52497330
Vti or voo

>>52497279
>>52497280
>>52497287
im not saying dont short or things wont get worse. i dont know what is going to happen. im just saying that things are more likely to get better than worse as time passes, that it becomes more dangerous to bobo as well and that the situation is not as bad as it seems not yet anyway.

>>52497387
Wrong bug poster. The fed will pivot right before the 2024 election and they will pivot HARD, because the Democrats will force them too. Than when the market goes parabolic the Democrats will say "see we did this"

>>52497459
that is a bad prediction. it's over...

>>52497397
where's the anime girl

>>52497207
Are you looking for a savings account?

We compare every crisis to "the worst crisis since X" where X might be 2008, 2001, 1929, etc. But there had to be a first for those times. Maybe in 100 years they will be saying "worst crisis since 2023" or something. We draw lines on graphs to create trends, but something had to create that trend. Something had to make the first bottom. And then, they didn't know, they had nothing to compare it to. We could be in uncharted territories. We could be the bad times. We could break records and make new bottoms that TAfags will be drawing lines from in 100 years.

>>52497459
Democrats don't need anything with their ballot harvesting operation

>>52496859
God hates niggers, heil Hitler

>>52497523
If you look at Spy YTD it's in a clear downtrend. So, why wouldn't it just go further and further?

>>52497523
Yes and every time there's a tiny downturn in the market bears are convinced it's the end times. It happens every 2 years at minimum.

>>52497523
time is a flat circle, history rhymes, and you can't forget Shimta

>>52497567
That's cool man, but give me a bull or bear case on SKYT.

>>52497523
The bogeyman everyone would like to avoid is the nikkei pattern.

>>52497567
Based

SKYT will rocket when Taiwan goes to China

>>52497596
damn bro i'm hungry now

>>52497523
they other thing is that market conditions or the events that set them into motion are ALWAYS DIFFERENT. things are literally different this time. its all driven by emotions and that historical speculation.

>>52497207
FTT lending 10%

oh man, I could really go for some clussy rn

>buy soxl

>>52497207
just buy a short term treasury bond and roll it every 30 days or 90 days

>>52497645
>tfw no clown gf to honk with
Its tiresome

i have no ambition or will do to anything but the bare minimum

It is melodramatic faggot night on twitter, fellas. You seein this?

>>52497605
There had to be a first Nikkei pattern. They weren't expecting it to happen to them. It could happen to us. What if we do something worse and everyone forgets the Nikkei pattern and says, "At least we aren't the S&P pattern. Wouldn't it suck to have 100 years of no gains?"

>>52497689
reminds me of the vtuber janny here. i bet he'd do this if biz got shut down

>>52497689
It seems like 5 people could keep twitter running, I don't get what everyone is freaking out about

if twitter really does die, these people will kill themselves. all of this just reveals how important the site is to them, and is proof alone it wont die

checked wallstreetbets and I'm seeing put and sqqq positions on the front page. prepare for the greenest day on the nasdaq in history

Any canadians here? Buy FLEM.to
I need this to get more AUM so it doesnt get de-listed. It's a kino dividend fund.

>>52497693
the nikkei is all dividend stocks. you're looking at dividend stocks without the dividends reinvested. stop posting this.

>>52497784
I never realized this. Ty anon

>>52497784
WHAT IF NO COMPANY ISSUES DIVIDENDS OR MAKES PROFITS OR GROWS EVER AGAIN AAAAAAAAAA

>>52497810
that's a good thing!

>>52494902
The suns 11 year cycle is going back to maximum intensity. 11 years ago this period started to ramp up
https://youtu.be/HWFnBcQG4zc [Open]
Were now again in that same cycle. Satan tries to lead us astray, he whispers bad things in our minds and hearts, resist satan with faith

New

>>52497831
>>52497831

>>52497835
>early bakers

>>52497207
Marcus.com pays 3% on savings. Transfers to my bank are usually next day.

They supr3ss the truth that sunspots precede solarflares and that solarflares cause EM effects that cause earthquakes and storms
They lie to the people about climate. Our sun has always taken care of saturnic evil with solar violence. And he will do so yet again

>>52497400
Doesn't matter.