/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52493374
inb4 its just tubgirl

Only authorized people can watch it. People who watch this unauthorized will face legal action.

>>52493374
Fucking lol.

She looks like weird AL fucked an old man and that was the result.

>>52493374
do you guys think she has a roast beef vagina or a normal one?? can't wait to see it

>>52493374
sounds too good to be true

>>52493374
I would advise not watching. The talmudic chants will have a negative impact on your spirit

>>52493434
>The talmudic chants
i kek'd

>>52493374
make sure you update us when it drops

inb4 a video of a bunch of pigs squeeling and sloshing around in mud

Waiting to witness the weirdness

>>52493421
I will claim i thought it was an actual porno website. so you can go get fucked niggerkike

>>52493374

https://privnote.com/7KsQigWP#UcrJVwDBh

here a present

also check filename (because its funny)

>>52493545
https://privnote.com/mCmki9n0#4QsholCQa

>>52493374
PIN THE WEASEL IN THE HOOOOUUUUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GONNA SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE (YEAH)

>>52493421
I am (((authorized)))

>>52493545
>>52493570

this is a stupid way to communicate please stop

>>52493699

nice dubs fag

did they really record it? what were they thinking?

>>52493748

nothing

>>52493374
>inb4
>it’s a deepfake
>2girls1cup

>>52493699
https://privnote.com/hPmqtFgK#s7cjXtagn
what do you say fren?

>>52493374
we all know we had to wait a week because op OP's slow laptop to render the deepfake.

>>52493772
https://privnote.com/SVZhmel5#7ETn0Zu9T

>>52493748
Its fake and a joke you idiot

>>52493374
This girl grips

>>52493754

sextape when

>>52493788
im not clicking that shit nigger. Ik you are same fagging too

>>52493465
Is that not what happened?

Poo poo pee pee
Haha
Poo Poo pee pee

>>52493788

im sorry i was 23 seconds too late

>>52493824

wdym its a service from like 2007

>>52493374
>he took the bait
gullible faggots all of you

im honestly curious about SBF cock. just imagine if he is NOT circumsized. This would cause catastrophic kvetching in the Jewish community , even more than the billions he squandered

>>52493772
>>52493788
>>52493570
Don't use one-read privnotes you retards. Set a timer.

What’s the likelihood Sam had trafficked children involved?

>>52493929
No shit faggot this is /biz/ . 99.9% of people in here are degenerate crypto gamblers , you thought this was my first run lmao?

>>52493374
I expect this url to contain malware

Doesn't it cost 70k to host 1 gig with eth? So whoever is doing this is probably spending a lot to upload a video.

>>52493426
She has half flappy roast and other half tucked in biscuit.

Can we petition the admins to make biz a NSFW board for the day/week if this is actually real? They will just be fighting the tide anyway

>>52493434
>3434
Advanced digits check.
I'm genuinely praying the talmudic chants bit was real. Can you imagine? Yop tier comedy.

i'm mostly curious if it will be one of those 10 man gang bangs that was apparently goin on. i just couldn't see it being a one on one thing if someone is taping a adderall + xanax fueled orgy. i'm hoping to see a lot of hitting, and scat.

>>52494054
I feel like it's going to start with two of them and then progress into what you're describing, sort of like a reverse royal rumble.

>>52494054
SBF seems like the type of guy that loves to shit and eat shit. lets hope they all had spicy food beforehand

#CRYPTO #SOCIAL CONSERVATIVE BLOGGING

>>52493966

oh thank you wise dubs oldfag i didn't know that option exists

https://imgur.com/gallery/Ct61RmU

(r)evolve nao

anomaly seqence initiated...

its 18th in eu already

>>52493424
lmfao

>>52494124
kek

>>52494215
what are time zones?

i made this little SBF and Caroline story for you guys. Enjoy!
https://privnote.com/6a2dCHS6#zUt1KqIb0

>>52494006
Yeah it's too much for a joke. Might be monetized. God knows if it's real.

>>52493421
i am authorized, FTX stole money from me, this is part of the settlement.

>>52494207
Arabs walking around, shit on fire, looks just like Minneapolis

>>52493374
fake news

Does anyone have the screenshots of the alleged Caroline trip code posts from /biz/?

read my story you cunts. it's a little preshow for the video. to get in the mood
https://privnote.com/6a2dCHS6#zUt1KqIb0

>>52494484
>being this new
YHWH loves you was the trip and they were still posting probably less than a year ago

>>52493374
Bros the sad part is this;
We know she won't face jail time because of her status in the tribe. She will be the Findom queen. Simps will line up for miles to get a glimpse of the kind of pussy that can 11 zeros of damage to the global economy and watch it get pumped by packs of feral niggers.

https://privnote.com/6a2dCHS6#zUt1KqIb0
VIBECHECK FOR VID

>>52494575
bro don't make me hard ( again). just the thought of this ugly little skank getting doubletimed by 2 wild niggers makes me want to coom buckets

>>52494605
Anon, the sex tape is fake and the website is fake news.

>>52494640
>https://privnote.com/6a2dCHS6#zUt1KqIb0
FUCKING READ IT I DID ALL THIS EFFORT SOME FUCKING RECOGNITION PLEASE

>>52494484
some embarrassing stuff

>>52494714
ooh someone read it and destroyed message. satisfying to know someone read my absolutely degenerate porn story starring SBF , Caroline and myself

>>52494714
how about you place a 24h time limit you absolute mongoloid. only 1 person could read it

i'm going to be very disappointed when this turns out to be fake, simply because shit like this is a goldmine for image edits. also, i've never heard either of these kike's voices before, so it'd be funny to hear them for the first time in this context

>>52493374
soon

>>52493434

https://privnote.com/u3ZAtuyo#tUYWyHqE6
(you) for more

>>52493374

If it were real there would have at least been a single still frame preview from it.

>>52494811
Very creative. please write something about SBF Caroline , Talmudic chants , and a pack of feral niggers. Throw some scat in there as well

>>52494825
deepfake still rendering

>>52493374

ah yes the privnote that op deletes himself within 3 seconds, no still images nothing.

yawn

>>52493374

.

>>52494865
privnotes selfdestruct after 1 view nigga

>>52494883

Yep, that lets the poster delete it before posting. I loaded the last <5 seconds after the post went up and was told it was deleted for 8 seconds.

>>52494871
WMAF. yellow fever is a thing in America

>>52493374
Another goatse girl thread...

>>52494894
im confused nigga i wrote a whole pornstory. pretty degenerate i might say. ooh well. guess i fucked up

This literally feels like the night before christmas

>>52494918
Last christmas i gave you my heart the very next day she punted 32 billion away

>>52494899

Sam just like ugly women

can a psychologist/dentist explain to me why Sam never got his teeth fixed? how can u be a fucking billionaire and not have your teeth fixed? most pictures with him smiling he ( rightfully) keeps his lips sealed to hide the monstrocity that are his teeth

>>52494944
>ugly women
She's a 5 point upgrade from Caroline.
But it don't grip like that goblin snatch though!

>>52494981
kikes are so money obsessed they dont care at all about their slovenliness. they have 0 notions of physical pride. The ONLY thing on their minds is money and shiestering the goyim, 24/7. That is it. They couldnt care less about how they look or how grotesque they are

>>52494853
https://privnote.com/wdCzIMww#AnesNl0Dc

>>52494871
>Constant Wang

>>52494981
His teeth are in the queue to be fixed, and it's not moving.

>>52494918

I have my lights on, anon, do you? I will buy a plastic christmas tree this year.

>>52494725
what a fucking coomer

spent the night in the woods last night to cleanse my wood elf aura
i am ready niggers wheres the goblin orgy

>A REAL SEX TAPE, A REAL GIRL OMG

>>52495206
did you get rid of your aura or enhance it? I'm confused. Which one will make this inevitablely disgusting video more palatable to your sense?

>>52495127
>https://privnote.com/wdCzIMww#AnesNl0Dc
i was too late, but i am sure some degen coomed while reading your filth anon. you are gifted

>>52495105
makes sense. weird though you woudl think that at some point even kikes would want to enjoy the fruits of their shekel scamming

>>52495173
el goblino semitico

>>52494725
what proof is there that is actually Caroline Ellison of Alameda Research? I have my doubts.

>>52493421
Is this a challenge?

>>52495127
You are retarded. Two reasons:
1) using such a lame way for posting
2) using such a lame way for posting using leaky service

>My family teaches me about the kingdom of the cumlord. It makes me sick. School sucks. Homeschooling sucks. Sam has inspired me to be more assertive when my teachers touch my no-no zone. Crypto is not sexy, it causes no popsicles, no ice-tea, no freezers and bears. However, I don't care about crypto. My interests lie in pleasure. Caroline can pleasure all of the zones that make me cum. Naturally I prefer when Caroline pleasures Sam but today Sam died. Fuck. The worst feeling is when Caroline looses her teeth in my bussy. Once she stuck her whole leg inside my throat, it tasted like leather boots, not to complain or anything, I just prefer the taste of amphetamines. I miss her. She introduced me to Sam. Sam hates me. I hate Sam, however he does all the cleaning. I want his money and his fame. The kingdom of the cumlord is advanced in terms of pleasure. They achieved maximum velocity and mass of cumshots. I'm aiming to approach the achievements from the standpoint of an outcast. I should try my hardest like so: every time my cum ejects, I scream. It helps me to scream when I think about Sam and Caroline. They do all the things that make me cum. Tomorrow I will bury Sam but his holes are still fresh. I will bury him in the deepest sewer but with grace. Nobody will know. God shall turn on all the people who find Sam. They shall suffer until they cum. I want them to suffer. I suffer tomorrow. I look like Gary. Kikes tell me I smell like Sam. They can't connect the dots. Happily they are never going to the sewers. Only the niggers may find the body. My favourite nigger will find him lying there all alone drenched in cum and piss. He shall suffer the curse of the piss of pain for eternity.

>>52495268
>he doesnt know
Bruh, you are in for a wild ride

>>52495245
It was glorious. I'm sure it's now saved somewhere.

>>52494853
Trip back on please, Caroline....

>>52495288
>>52495282
>>52495245
There you go, I figured if it was good enough it would have been shared somewhere and I was right.

The tape was leaked on YouTube already:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52493374
It's going to be a rick roll

>>52493434
fucking kekd

>>52495242
I attuned my wood elf aura years ago but it was tainted recently with my time in the city so I had to cleanse it, I can feel then earthy semen flowing in my balls now

>>52495334
you are a special kind of autist. please don't die anon and live a long life. humankind needs more spergs like you

>>52495288
OK, three reasons.
Don't use that service for anything more serious than the shit above.

>>52493426
there is a polymarket for that bet fren

>>52495434
Thanks I realised when I started making gains like Burry when he was doing articles for MSN. Flashback to a psychiatrist asking me if I was sure I wasn't autistic 3 times in one sitting while I was there for a different reason. She had a fake knockoff Picasso on her wall too but I didn't ask her about it since I didn't want to make the whole situation weirder.

how many wangs where there at ftx

>>52495562
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>>52495465
>>52495443

>>52495443
I know I have a lot of experience in cybersecurity. I specialized in ROP chaining for the glowies.