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How do I get a gf like this? Help me, bros. I want a hairy-snatched chipmunk druggie sex maniac gf who can code crypto stuff and help me make profits. We can run away to some tropical country together and live happily ever after, financially speaking.

>> No.52491155

Stop it, I've already coomed to Caroline five times today

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>> No.52491173

>>52491129
You need billions to attain prime pussy like that anon. Can't believe you'd even think she'd go for a parasite like you.

>> No.52491174

>>52491129
Get into an Ivy League. There are plenty who are raised by sociopathic parents and are themselves sociopaths.

>> No.52491212

u have to control most major world governments

>> No.52491230

>>52491129
Start going to bar mitzvahs

>> No.52491237

>>52491230
don't you mean bat mitzvahs?

>> No.52491280

SHE WILL NEVER BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
SHE WILL NEVER BE YOUR WIFE
YOU WILL NEVER MEET HER
SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST

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>>52491129
tfw you will never get to pin the weasel

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>>52491280
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>> No.52491610

>>52491129
>>52491155
>>52491284
>>52491363
>>52491298
>>52491573
Why are we like this, menbros? Life would be so much easier without the sexual urges

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>>52491610
>Life would be so much easier without the sexual urges
This is a solved problem anon

>> No.52491688

>>52491610
The species would die because we'd never have another reason to interact with women.