/biz/ - Business & Finance

SBUX puts seem kinda fun

>>52488616
I need a weeb GF so bad bros

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

DON'T FORGET THAT TRUMP IS PROMISING TO REIGN IN GLOWFAGGOTS
VOTE FOR TRUMP IF YOU'RE TIRED OF FLYING BLIND IN A PRETEND ECONOMY THAT ONLY SERVES GLOWFAGGOTS

I've been holding SQQQ(37.28 average) since august 25th 2022

Oil is dead forever

>Was having a nice profit
>Could have sold at 300 dollar gain yesterday
>Could be buying it now for 81-82 dollars
>Instead i rolled back into losing money

The fuck really happened with oil today?

>>52488655
sell why still holding lol?

Not selling my bag bobo

bobros should i buy spy puts? pls respond

why the FUCK is the market still pumping

>>52488665
>300 dollar gain
Bro I wipe my ass with $300. I pay $300 in commissions a day trading futures.

>>52488665
We're not allowed to find out because we don't U.S. government security credentials, nor do we work for large national bank.

>>52488616
This photo makes me UNBELIEVABLY bullish

aapl can't hold 150

>>52488680
Yes
Fed literally said they want the market to slow down more. Make sure there at least a month out if not longer though.

So where is this crash happening,bobo?

>>52488683
You are such an obnoxious shitstain, and yes I did understand you're "subtle" fucking cliche joke for faggots. Diabolical, faggot. For the hundredth time, please go back to your real home reddit dot com.

>>52488701
more Puts gor me bby
high five bobobro :3

>>52488680
wait for the next fake and gay pump
then buy with 3 months out

>>52488648
Still cracks me up that anyone can look at that chart and think the 2020 election was legitimate.

>>52488683
what a massive insufferable faggot you are

BOIL healing my battered portfolio

I just want nvda to drop to 140
Is that too much to ask for? Who the fuck is gonna buy these overpriced, overindulgent pieces of shit when their competitors at least don't have their heads super far up their asses

>>52488662

>>52488673
I sold half at 60 and now I'm waiting to see what happens
aka I'm going full J and waiting to see if it goes even higher

>>52488683
300 dollars was the highest it went yesterday, i wanted to wait for an higher value before placing my stop loss

>>52488707
Huh? There's no joke here. I trade 20 /ES at a time.

>>52488673
lol at this point he may as well keep holding. For me it's SDOW. DOW drove the latest pump and I believe will have a lot to give up quickly.

>>52488683
>he pays money to trade
Lol, lmao

>>52488740
Haha, that's epin, faggot!
>>>/reddit/

100 dollar AMZN call for Dec 9? Would anyone do this?

>>52488753
When you graduate from robinhood you'll understand.

>>52488648
It is Florida Man’s time in 2024. Sorry Trumpbros

>>52488775
Fidelity. When you live in America, you’ll understand

>M beats
>BBWI beats
I really don't get why people are adamant that brick and mortar is dead.

Fuck the stock market fuck Joe Biden fuck Jerome Powell fuck the fed fuck me fuck my portfolio fuck the money I saved to invest fuck investing fuck TA fuck indicators fuck patterns fuck the countless hours I have studied charts fuck learning about stocks fuck stocks fuck indexes FUCK EVERYTHING RELATED TO STOCKS IN 2022 ITS A BIGGER SCAM THAN THE JEWISH FTX CRYPTO DRAMA ITS ALL A SCAM WHATS THE POINT IN SAVING MONEY TO INVEST YOU WILL NEVER BE FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE YOU WILL BE A SLAVE TO CORPORATIONS YOU WILL USE THE FED COIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO MONEY YOU WILL GET VAPORIZED YOU WILL INCINERATE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS YOU WILL BE POOR

FUCK THE STOCK MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52488781
Yep, time to get back to establishment candidates that worship Israel. We can't have any outliers shaking up the deep state

>>52488775
I understand that it's pretty funny when boomer brokers think they get to have opinions about my finances like they're my fucking dad or something.

this market is gay and full of niggers

The FTX contagion is spreading.
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-steph-195856590.html
>Garrison is accusing FTX and the celebrities of violating Florida securities and consumer protection laws and of engaging in an illegal civil conspiracy. These claims, however, are based on an important factual point: That FTX's U.S. subsidiary steered customers to its overseas exchange where they could purchase "yield-bearing accounts" and obtain rates of up to 8% for lending cryptocurrencies like Ethereum.
>This detail about yield-bearing accounts appears to be critical to Garrison's argument that FTX was an illegal Ponzi scheme—specifically because it dangled high yields to entice later investors to hand over money used to pay back earlier investors.

>>52488781
I think Biden would beat either of them. Normies have an irrational hatred of white republican men right now. Let them eat shit for another 6 years and then they'll maybe understand that liberalism is bad for their personal well being

>>52488793
Holy shit Fidelity doesn't even offer futures trading stay poor.

>>52488801
Don't forget Yellen.

>>52488801
This but unironically

I got fired, Should i be self identifying on these applications? Like saying im a white male? I never know if i day declare to not identify i think it gets thrown away..

>>52486650
>unironicallu thinking that VIX measures volatility in market
Dumb nigger kek.
How do I short /smg/?

>>52488821
i want credit for naming him Sam "The Bank Man" Fraud. Been saying it since BTC $45k

>>52488840
>i got fired
What did you do?

>>52488840
you're "trans", doesn't matter if you show up looking like the strongest, most testosterone filled looking bodybuilder; they can't say otherwise in this clown world

>>52488840
Say you're Metis, absolutely no way for anyone to actually check that and it's a protected class.

>>52488823
OI VEY!

Extremely Jewish market today

>>52488616
can you please stop posting cunny? Im on day 17 and I almost lost just now

>>52488821
>contagion spreading
Eh, not as exciting as we can hope. Not like Blackrock had a Shitcoin Yield Farming ETF (though plenty of retard boomers would pile in for those sweet, sustainable 15% yields)

take a look at IBM - might be a good short opportunity
it is up too much, overvalued

This market sure is pro-semetic today. Going to go get me some goyslop to get me through this rough patch.

>>52488840
Demand that they include some of these gender options or you'll call out their HR department for bigotry. https://www.giftincome.org/_files/ugd/40a234_fa065a88cf9b481bbae6e47c5598270c.pdf

>>52488873
I'm ready to be rich.

The plan:
>get a job at a boutique consultancy
>break into independent consulting
>grow, hire staff
>develop long term contracts
>develop intellectual property
>sell the company to private equity
thoughts?

>>52488901
Damn are you making these?
Theyre wonderful

>>52488884
I mean it will be sweet justice if celebrities assets are picked clean to make restitution.
>FTX has already filed for bankruptcy, a process that will see its remaining assets picked clean by investors and other creditors, meaning it will likely have no money to pay for any class-action liability—but that's not the case with Brady and others, who presumably have deep pockets the attorneys will target if they win in court.

>>52488859
You gotta be cutting edge with this woke shit. Identify as Filipinx.

So the rogue green wave that just rekt a few bears(myself included) was from news that mortgage rates are dropping

>>52488873
Can I get this in gif form?

APPL puts or AMZN calls?

>>52488856
>Yes, I'm trans. I take testosterone daily and identify as Male-to-Alpha-Male.

>STANDING OVATION FROM A PACKED ROOM OF DEMOCRATS
imagine the smell of fraud and corruption. Shout out to Paul though, hope his head wound is recovering. No man should have to worry about being attacked in his own home by a scorned bussy boy

/oil/sissies... not like this

>>52488946
Spy calls

>>52488958
the hammer was a sex toy and it was some perverted gay shit that went wrong

>>52488942
Sure, if you Google "webm to gif converter" and do it yourself

>>52488942
command>shift>5

>>52488958
>bussy boy
We don't know that. He could've identified as X-gender.

>>52488946
>AMZN calls
You fuckers really love to burn money don't you

>>52488993
there's more variety of queers than there are apples

lmao Pelosi stepping down
that's why
that's why the market pumped
that info was front run

guys i told you last thread. that was pelosi closing her shorts she's retiring from congress and the market

anons i have something to say

When shall I start buying XLE?

>>52489022
whaaaa?

>>52488993
>>52489019
I think at least a few of those are Aztec gods.

>>52489047
I'm looking at between 83 and 85.

>>52488946
went with some of the first

no reason for appl >150

>>52488987
and give google more traffic? fuck that, use duck duck go

Haha, ya're wasting yar cash on the shit and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
> Transparency and Provably Fair

>>52489086

Vampires spotted in the Dow

>>52488993
>FTX
>Travesti
kek

>>52488683
>Bro I wipe my ass with $6 million. I pay $6 million in commissions a day trading futures.

what an insanely boring week

Just got the news that I'm being layed off. Holding the bag on a 3 bedroom condo in this shitty town. At least I have my $JEPI shares.

>>52488683
How much collateral you use a day for those futures? Don't most people eventually get rekt by them though?

>US 30-YEAR FIXED RATE MORTGAGES 6.61% NOVEMBER 17TH WEEK VS 7.08% PRIOR WEEK, BIGGEST DROP SINCE 1981 - FREDDIE MAC.

Dead general.

>>52489186
FUCK!

lunchtime scampump almost over

sour hour bart formation?

>>52489039
Go ahend, spill the beans

>>52489224
Too busy buying the oil dip to post

So the plan is to gap down to lower lows during after hours, then have a weak pump upto just before the closing of the previous day during trading hours. Longs holding will be punished slowly the longer they hold.

Got it, were going to bleed retail slowly until they capitulate around SPY340 - sounds good I like this plan

why is natgas pumping

>wake up, hit the gym, get ready for a great day
>do some ta, draw some lines, premarket red, looks good for lower
>buy some puts, get chopped up but still looks good for lower
>market manipulation obliterates my puts

I want to commit suicide so bad it's unreal.

>>52489237

>>52489224
Dead gaem

>>52489242
its chilly outside

Hello niggers, I went long Nasdaq 100

>>52489242
Winter is coming

>>52489225
funny you say that anon..

>heading to green
what the fuck

>>52489152
you must be the biggest asshole in this thread

>>52489272
Bull trap, rsi is right at oversold territory. Doesn’t mean it can’t end green but it’s going to sink before it does a bit

>>52489262
Based

what the fuck is AAPL doing and why is it doing it on fuck all volume?

This is one hell of a bull trap

Lol, lmao

>>52489291
INDICATORS DONT WORK
TA DOESNT WORK
DD DOESNT WORK
FUNDAMENTALS DONT WORK

>>52489224
Are you interviewing me this week?

>>52488899
>Hey buddy, look at IBM computer!

The last week SPY has been crabbing on piss poor volume, then randomly 10x the volume comes in on a single 1 minute green candle.

lmao
the fed zombies litterally tell them that they rather do to much then not enought, no pause, no ratecut,..
anyone who thinks about pivot will get the message hammered in their head.

market doesnt care XD

fake and gay

>>52489357
Problem?

>>52489186
The economy is saved!

>>52489351
noow you get the biden market.

>>52489340
Aren't those all reddit stocks? Fucking why am I here, those faggots on WSB get all the gainz

Wtf, I can't believe I didn't buy 1hte calls at the bottom
It was so obvious

I'm bag holding SOXS.

Fuck

bears, I'm coming to kill you

>>52489167
Why would u buy JEPI

>>52489167
>Holding the bag on a 3 bedroom condo in this shitty town.
What you gonna do with it now?

just lol
there was your pre-christmas pullback

>>52489167
Just learn to code bro.

this is going to be the strongest bull market ever lads
time to hibernate you furry fucks

>>52489375
No problem. Simply noooooooticing.

>>52489421
I bought it at the beginning of the day

My folio is green again. Thank you President Brandon

>Ready to finally capitulate on NVDA
>Realise there's nothing that isn't either comically overvalued or with a similar outlook to a crypto miner and Chinese AI supplier
>Stay with NVDA because #yolo

I could buy more traditional boomer stocks but my portfolio is already out of balance.

Hello everyone! Here is your mid morning, or midday news. The big news today is about England's new tax increases and spending cuts, and the US Supply Chain being ironed out.
>New FTX CEO, John Ray, criticizes “complete failure of corporate controls” at the exchange. John Ray is considered an expert in reorganizing bankrupt companies, and previously oversaw the Enron bankruptcy.
>Fed Officials say that rates need to rise above 5% to tame inflation
>In a surprise to so-called “experts” and “journalists” Siemens raises their outlook for the next 12 months.
>Starbucks workers strike at more than 100 locations today (“Red Cup Day”, the start of their Holiday offerings). It is the latest dispute between Starbucks and the union: Starbucks Workers United. The union has accused the coffee company of illegal firings and interfering with workers’ rights
>Harvard joins Yale in withdrawing from Law School Rankings
>Supply-Chain problems, including Hold-ups at the LA Port, have eased. American Consumers can expect a more normal Holiday Season this year. Holiday travel is also predicted to hit near pre-pandemic levels.

World:
>UK Unveils largest tax increases and spending cuts in a decade - $55 Billion worth. Analysts predict that UK households will see largest fall in living standards in six decades. Household incomes are predicted to drop by 7%, and the number of people unemployed to rise by more than 500,000
>France and Germany to renew stalled fighter jet projects.

It's Friday eve, hope you are all doing well!

Bgrzz Hello smg.
I made a few hundred bucks today.
How are you doing? Over

CRASH THE MARKET
LETS CRASH THE MARKET
STOP BUYING OVERVALUED EQUITIES

>>52489452
Gonna sell it for a loss, I think. I'm in middle New York State, cost of living is retarded, and the only big employer just sent me off. Maybe I'll go to Pittsburgh. I liked it a lot when I was there and everything was stupid cheap.
>>52489469
That's what I was doing. If I never have another SWE job I think I'll feel just fine with that.

>>52489487
Same lol. I'm not too worried tbqh.

>>52489506
based news anon

>>52489506
Thanks newsanon

>>52489351
It’s worked 100% of the time for me. Nothing can go up forever or down, there has to be peaks and valleys and that is where you make money when we trade sideways almost every day.

Uhhhhhhhh bobros? It was supposed to go down with Bullard's talk this morning.

>>52489442
i-in Minecraft?

>>52489506
>Law school rankings
So they're just formally admitting they have shit programs and you only go there for connections
>PooKays
Aaaaaahhhahahahahahhashaaaaaa

>>52489506
>England's

*Britain's

>>52489506
>>Starbucks workers strike at more than 100 locations today (“Red Cup Day”, the start of their Holiday offerings). It is the latest dispute between Starbucks and the union: Starbucks Workers United. The union has accused the coffee company of illegal firings and interfering with workers’ rights
lmao, you don't fucking get rights, you're a fucking wagie. get fucked.

>>52488655
>>52488673
>>52488741
To be honest if you selling around the 40 dollars mark and buying back in under 30 you've been fucking up. Now this isnt a normal looking chart for a inverse stock but NPCs will still say the economy is in a mild recession and will recover.

That being said, During COVID crash SDOW mooned to 100+ bux a share and other inverse etfs were just as lucrative. But unless some major event happens I think just riding the waves for 5 - 10 bux (depending on where you got in) every 2 - 3 months is smart. Dont beat yourself up if you happen to sold and everything crashed.

>>52489506
Thanks news anon.

I'm gonna put money that's supposed to go towards 'paying off my child support' into my trading account. I know, I know, I'm retarded. I just had to tell somebody. And to make it even better, it's not even my money, I'm getting that money as a gift from a family member. Yep, wish me luck lads

I should have sold my AMC puts on open

Is the wheel strategy retarded sers?

>>52489583
Wisdom 18.

Ok, so most of this upward movement is occurring in single 1-minute candles. So far at 11:55, 12:50, and 12:59. So ostensibly, some whale is literally single-handedly moving the entire S&P 500, presumably by slurping approximately $500 billion worth of S&P stocks, and he is apparently doing it via market orders? At the absolute top of the day every time? What the actual fuck lmao

just got back from another 3 day vacay lads what did I miss?

>>52489517
Still hanging in there on the positive side. But gave up 1/4 of my gains cause of Nancy.

>>52489608
Nice, where'd ya go fren?

>>52489496
>massively overpriced the 4000 series
>build quality issues (melting cables)
>EVGA fallout
>cards are flooding the market on fire sale from crypto bust
>huge EPS misses since the bust
I'll slurp the stock at a slightly higher price than precovid. Thinking $90 per share.

>>52489545
What RSI settings do you use, and what chart? You said oversold, are we talking on the 1 minute, or hourly, or what?

>>52489488
Kek is that a real quote? Man has a future in mumble rap, just slap the autotune on and get whoever's VP to do some ad-lib hype vocals.

>VIX showing steep contango
>PEE and POO 500 has a big vertical pump
>crabbing eversince
Don't say I didn't warn (You)

this is the top for the day

>>52489606
some of us just hate money

>>52489620
it was a 50/50 time split between lying in my bed and lying on the couch

>>52489606
It's Buffett. He's buying into the AAPL/TMS deal. Might also be some manipulation for options expiry tomorrow. Once that passes, watch out below

>>52489626
I think it wasn't quite that bad, but yeah

>>52489496
I sold my UBER today pretty much because of this line of thinking

>>52489644
I fucking despise this fat boomer shit

>Reps now lock for house control
>R/D split congress with D pres and a conservative supreme court
The market will grow

>>52489506
>Supply-Chain problems, including Hold-ups at the LA Port, have eased. American Consumers can expect a more normal Holiday Season this year.
Hello Santa Rally.

>>52489545
Hey bud that's great 100% of the time huh so what time frames you using?

>>52489644
Is Buffett known for being this unsubtle? I really can't fathom why any smart money would slurp in this manner. They'd go through a normal accumulation and you wouldn't even see a volume spike, it would just be a steady trend.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-bmo-ark-investments-cathie-wood-tech-funds/
0.75 management fee for ark schlop lmao

>>52489684
>>52489506
>including Hold-ups at the LA Port
I've loved Sal Mercogliano's coverage of this. The port fucked up so bad, and continues to do so, that every shipper gave up and has now just routed around them.

>>52489699
ITS FUCKING MARKET MANIPULATION. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

if UVXY dips to 8.70s I'm grabbing calls

>>52489709
Innovation's not free, sweaty

>>52489699
the market is throwing a tantrum over 7% fed rate. it wants to keep going up. very badly. but the fed won't allow it. trade accordingly

Papa rocker is the fucking best! Not all boomers are bad.

>>52489749
>Dad saw his piss bottle

Ohnonono

>>52489749
Remember, maintaining proper tire pressure is important for good gas mileage. And I know you jannies have to be careful with every penny.

>DXY up
>yields up
>over the top hawkish statements from the Fed
>market will still end green
Has the stock market defeated the Fed? The market looks like its rallying because it lost it's fear of the Fed and has decided to go up. If in the summer Bullard came out and mentioned a 5% to 7% terminal rate the market would have crashed. Now it doesn't care at all.

>>52489749
Hopefully he used unleaded air

HRsisters... they never take us seriously...

Is it a good idea to short the DAX over the weekend bros?
Chart looks like a bart

>>52489763
Luckily they weren't piss bottles. I drink a ton of coke zero and just chuck the bottles in the back seat until it becomes a problem.

>>52489496
Fuck it, I sold and bought some MTCH. Hinge continues to get me laid in the frumpy 27-34 demographic so I really owe it a few beers and it's been stupidly oversold - people haven't magically gone back to hooking up in bars since the pandemic like it's the 90s.

Someone else buy some so we can discuss modern dating without the jannies getting mad.

>>52489796
Its just going to go in the opposite direction of your trade, whats the point

>>52489763
his dad saw his sons judeo fagginess up close. probably saw the herpes whore too

>>52489622
Just looking at my views on RH, order book has been on favor for buyers half the day now but that’s just retail attempting to pump for the hundredth time this year. I never lose on day trades, if need be I carry my position over for a few days and decide whether I will sell for a loss or not within the week.

>>52489749
Blessed. Did he get the bulbs pointed too? As long as you are 100% positive they are seated properly then you may have just knocked the entire assembly out of alignment and you just need to park in front of a wall and adjust the beams according to where they shine on it at a given distance. There should be 2 adjusters on each assembly, a vert and hor.

anyone have any thoughts on Palo Alto Networks? PANW. enterprise firewall manufacturer

this bull call spread represents an +11% upside. PANW has pumped 11% the past 2 earnings in a row

the market wants to pump the SP500 to 4000 by friday for OPEX. we're gona pump tmrw too

FML

Would so be an idiot for shorting $CMBS.
Are there any other ETFs that have the same exposure?

>>52489771
Thanks for reminding me I need to check my tires now that the local weather is reliably cold and the snow is falling.

Well, I was up at 300% on the month with my gambling money last week, this week I’m at only 80% up. I decided a couple extra hundreds in my pocket were worth it during Christmas, and cut and ran today with my puts profit. I’ll play again after Christmas

>>52489812
Unfortunately there is no cure.

What possible reason could APPL be pumping for?
SUS SUS SUS

What # /smg/ is this today? 3?

>>52489773
>why doesnt reality conform to the narratives I made up?

>>52489773
>Now it doesn't care at all.
It's more that Fed bluster, particularly from Bullard, means nothing. Inflation has slowed for now and market is expecting more of that to come. If slowing and eventual reversal of inflation does happen the Fed will have to soften. Fomo about possibly missing the bottom is driving this rally.

>>52489773
I read an article saying that the market was surprised that retail investors were making bank by shorting the market anf that they would have to consider this going forward. The market should have been nuked when Powell said harder longer but it retard pumped and continues to pump now. I think the entire market is a short squeeze to fleece retail investors now

>>52489875
Repeat after me:
Loose
Financial
Conditions

my stupid netflix calls are only up 70%, i'm never going to make it at this rate.

>>52489749
>mountain of coke
based

>>52489875
mania

the fed wont loosen any time soon.
>rather to tight then loose to early

>>52489875
>Fomo about possibly missing the bottom is driving this rally.

so they'll all be selling again soon

>>52489828
Yeah that was the only thing wrong with the car. Ford fusions have an unnecessary convoluted system for changing the headlight bulbs. They really really want you to take it to a dealership to get replaced and charge you $300. I'm going to my parents house to double check it before work today because I literally couldn't see while driving last night, and if you leave you brights on here and Michigan a hillbilly in his duelly pick-up truck will run you off the road and put a bullet in your head. So it was a scary drive home.

Reminder a recession is priced in already

>>52489840
>anyone have any thoughts on Palo Alto Networks? PANW. enterprise firewall manufacturer

pls respund to my trade idea

>>52489186
yep, I was scrambling to find the news earlier for the 11:55 candle. This was it, just an unstoppable piece of bullish news dropping "randomly".

>>52489875
No it fucking isn't. Its market manipulation

>>52489924
>Reminder a recession is priced in already

Buddy, SPY 340 is optimistic - Precovid highs. I know your being ironic, DO NOT leverage at these prices.

the heemening will commence soon

>>52489924
are you a pivotbro also?

>>52489955
nah I saved the bulls with my puts, lol.

>>52489952
>>52489970
I've been bullish this year and done great

ARE WE BACK???

>>52489840
its weird how cybersec is somehow holding up pretty well
if the market treated them like any other SaaS company, they'd be -50%

>>52489592
It only works during bull markets, and even then it underperforms buy-and-hold.
https://spintwig.com/tag/wheel/

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52489992
hard to justify cutting back on security, probably a recession resilient sector

>>52489992
security is one of the top concerns for C-level management everywhere

>"Midterms are over? Dump it"

>>52489618
WRQY443 here. Can i get a radio check please?

>>52489840
i have insider info and cannot compel you one way or the other on your trade

>>52489992
>its weird how cybersec is somehow holding up pretty well
its something you HAVE to have these days. PANW also sets up its business for recurring revenues. the amount you pay for the initial software purchase is the same as all the followup renewals each year you renew subscriptions

>>52490018
-appearing- to care about security.
Whenever I bring up security risks - like storing customer id and passwords in plaintext on the database - I always get told it'll get fixed "in the next patch". It never gets fixed. We get new shiny buttons on the frontend, but nothing ever changes on the backend. Oh, and I can't salt it myself, "We paid good money for them tot take care of that, just maintain"

>>52489992
cybersec right now is like buying defense stocks at the beginning of the cold war

>>52490031
I just watched a video of some 100 year old vet basically saying this country is going to shit and say that we fought for the wrong team in WW2. Poor old man unfortunately lived long enough to watch his dream die. Of course the Jews are going to aggressively dump the market now. The amount of goyim knowing is getting far to great. But make no mistake, they will randomly throw in +7% dow days just to make sure bears get liquidated too.

>>52489922
Yes, I have seen that when I changed my son's bulbs. The edge of the light spread was maybe 15 feet in front of the car so I had to point them up. I have personally never owned anything made after 1989, and that was only one, all the rest were no later than 1979. If there isn't enough room to lay down under the hood and let someone close it on you then a vehicle isn't worth fuckin' with. Old trucks are the best because you can get to just about everything from either the hood or up under it with ramps at the most, and even if you need to pull the motor all you need is a good strong tree limb to hoist from. But no, my son wanted something from "modern times" so everything has to be taken out to get to anything.

>>52490033
Don't post your real name and address Shawn.

Should i slurp the oil's dip ?

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Chart Boing....
FAKE AND GAY

>>52490085
You should always slurp oil dips

>>52490095
booba

>>52490070
>wrong team
Patton said just that then coincidentally died

>>52490055
PANW is a good company with good offerings. so is CRWD.

I can't wait until 2025, we're going to drain the swamp, build the wall, imprison the biden crime family, fire nancy pelosi, put term limits on members of congress and stop them from their insider trading corruption, and we will make america great again again.

>>52490104
why did they kill Thiel off after season 1?
was easily the best side character of the show

are there any good boomer stocks on sale? I've been doing well with netflix. meta looks like garbage still.

>NVDA
lol. lmao even

This BABA pump is the fakest shit I've seen all year.

>>52489245
welcome to bullshit algo crab market
never buy short dated anything in this market

>>52490122
The actor died, no joke.

>>52490133
chink short sqeeze

>>52490125
i jumped on the old kike flix at the open, shits up like 70 percents

>>52490133
My BABA puts got fucking destroyed. I actually have made a series of very poor calls and am down 60% today.

>>52490072
Yep, when I pulled over after I got out of the city and noticed how bad my lighting was, I looked at the headlights and they looked like they were pointing down instead of straight ahead. Could only see about 6 feet in front of me without my brights on. It's was pretty goddamn scary considering where I live and what time of year it is. Everytime I had to shut off my brights I just said a little prayer kek.

>>52489971
I bought a put and after crabbing for awhile the stock immediately pumped

>>52490122
the actor died

>>52490104
from what?

jin yang was funny as fuck, i had asian roommates in college that were exactly like that... i don't know if it was worth making jimmy ouyang famous tho

>>52490168
Don't you mean poor puts?

>>52489840
Gap fills at 139. Bad idea.

>>52490206
I don't like Asians.

>>52490218

>>52490238
not my problem

>>52490170
lmao just drive around with your brights on the whole time, that's what everyone around here does.

>>52490238
I like asian girls a great deal. Feverishly, even.

>>52490225
thats based on your TA right? this stock has defied TA trendlines the past several earnings

Is anyone in VRM? I have a technical inclination to opening up the position, but the fundamentals don't look fantastic (the don't look horrific either, desu). I am looking for an opinion, but I hate r*dit so much, so you fags will have to do.

>>52490276
>lmao just drive around with your brights on the whole time, that's what everyone around here does.
This pisses me off so much. And they're fuck off bright LEDs to begin with, too.

>>52490284
It is a fat ass gap and every gap fills. Don't do it.

>>52490276
This isn't Connecticut baggot. Between ann arbor and Tecumseh is nothing. No expressways in between. It's all countryfolk. You will literally get murdered if you do that.

How are the SOXL baggies holding up?

I just bought my first oil.
What am i in for gentleman?

>>52490312
then why arent you shorting it? can you post your chart so i can understand what gap you're seeing that needs to be filled?

Double Top forming, if you want to buy puts and/or short the way down - this is the final call

I'm scared too, which means it will 100% start soon

394 SPY 0dtes, let's fucking go

>>52490312
also, the gap could fill but it might not be directly after earnings, that could happen in the following weeks

>>52490344
pain and suffering

This is remarkable, really.

Alright so we just gonna do max pain on Friday, then what?

>>52490344
is this a buy or sell signal?

>>52490339
I hadn't looked at the GME chart in a while. The absolute state of the ticker here. It's dead. This is what every p&d chart looks like after it's over and finished.

>>52490417
Next stop SPY340 , pre-covid highs that existed on 0.25 interest rate. Then we call the FEDs bluff in spring

>>52490352
Go look at NVDA GOOGL for other gap fills. Could happen now could be later. He does not know the forest. The forest at the bottom of the gap. Filled with the tigers.

>>52490417
We’re closing green Friday.

>SPY?
Short
>NASDAQ?
Short
>OIL?
Short
>SEMIS?
Short

Any questions?

>>52490344
>diesel shortage
>end of spr releases
Might be a volatile winter.

>>52490458
>Any questions?
why did you use the oil baron pepe if you are short

what do i buy to make my 80k back? i'm down to 40k left in my broker I feel like i should stop putting more cash in until i learn how to make money

>>52490194
car crash, broken neck, jews

And just like that, spy will never be 394 again.

>>52490339
Haven't roped yet
t. $31 average

>>52490496
Are you saying that for the rest of human history, SPY will not go above $394 again
or are you saying that we will never go below $394 again

>>52490437
ok but that doesn't matter for a 1 week dte trade. i dont care if the gap fills if i'm already out of the trade

soft landing it is then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyIcQ1Xl-rs

Told you earlier, overbought. Unsustainable, easy gains.

>>52490480
That's the greed pepe.

>>52490540
How do you keep coping?

>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced she will step down from her congressional leadership role, ending a two-decade streak as the top House Democrat.
>Pelosi, speaking on the House floor, said she will remain a member of Congress and serve out the term to which she was just elected.
>The announcement came less than a day after news outlets projected that Democrats would narrowly lose their House majority to Republicans following the midterm elections.

Rip to the #1 stock trader since 2000. Pour one out for a real one boys.

>>52490601

>>52490602
I hope she dies

>>52490602
S

Apple > 150
lmao

>>52490486
write hundreds of call credit spreads at 10 days out for SPY

>>52490602
S

get hammered by a homeless junkie dumb cunt

>>52490629
WHERE'S NANCY

>>52490602
>*with rumors swirling about her husband’s homosexual, extramarital activities

new thread

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>>52489506
thanks, newsanon!

>>52490602
I don't want anything bad to happen to her, and wish her the best of luck in her retirement.

>>52490602
Bitch belongs in prison

>>52490602
That’s good. Pelosi needs to concentrate on fixing her marriage.