/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52486333
Blessed bake

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Why are we pumping?

It’s pretty funny when you think about it

look at picture
what does this tell you
it tells you that retail investors think the market is going to go sharply down - professionals / big money does not use leveraged inverse ETFs, they just short or buy options
>When using the CBOE-based indicators, chartists must choose between equity, index or total option volume. In general, index options are associated with professional traders and equity options are associated with non-professional traders. Even though professionals use index options for hedging or directional bets, puts garner a significant portion of total volume for hedging purposes.
>In contrast, the CBOE Equity Put/Call Ratio ($CPCE) stays largely below 1, which indicates a clear bias toward call volume. Notice that the 200-day moving average is at .61, which is well below 1. Non-professional traders are more bullish-oriented
CPCE is showing that retail is shorting the market big time
whereas CPCI is showing that professionals are not - they are leaning more bullish than bearish
now.. you could argue that although retail investors are small, if they are not buying / they are shorting it will have disproportionate impact on prices
however, I think that in this case, the professionals are going to win out. I think that all retail is going to be squashed, both in their inverse leveraged ETF positions as well as their individual equity puts - in the short run I mean
the index puts/calls are not telling the story that we are going to sharply fall - gamma exposure is still positive too
for these reasons, I think that it makes more sense to look at this pullback for good deals or time to add to long positions
tomorrow is option expiration, good chance it's a flat day or within range due to the increased volume; but if it is red, likely that the option expiration 'hangover' continues into Monday opening session
I will probably be waiting until then to pick up cheapies; but if today turns around, or tomorrow is very green, then I will go long then instead

Hahahahaha NVDA is green you stupid motherfuckers

bobotrap

>>52486357
So fed comment a minute ago, but it won't be enough

Did you miss me?

another low vol tranny dump
when will this really dump

>>52486365
Oh wow interesting, just what I've been predicting for months

I’ve made enough profits on 3X OIL ETF (NRGU) to finally buy a boat load of XOM shares. I’m going to finally be able to sell CC’s for a nice passive monthly income.

Also I went to the jeweler yesterday and bought an iced out bracelet to dab on techtrannies and soxlsisters

>>52486392
Two weeks

I'm looking forward to the golden crab era

>>52486405
Went to the (((Jew)))eler

Bobo?

Why we dumpin then

I shorted FTSE BOTTOM AGAIN

>>52486405
Gotta get me some oil like that.

Wasteful spending~~

>>52486430
Yes Mumu?

I have a balanced portfolio of 50% JEPI 50% SCHD

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
MY STOCKS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>52486430
dump
dip buyer and then we dump even lower

>>52486435
Always inverse the BUY PUTS/whatever NOW namefag

>>52486333

>>52486422

Nothing makes normies seethe more than seeing you “waste money” on real assets. (gold and silver)

So what's the plan for today? Sell put options and then roll that money into more bonds?

>>52486387
>>52486374
Who do I believe?

I wouldn't buy COIN this year. Crypto miners need to go bankrupt before the market bottoms out

'baba bros, we did it. Just sold my call. Thanks

>>52486461

Baste. Long metal and cardboard

>>52486461
Wow get a load of this materialistic faggot who unironically buys jewelry

cringingpepe.png

>>52486461
I'm not seething, I'm happy for you anon. I just bought me a new CZ Scorpion Evo 3 S1 and some accessories for it with my gains

xD

/OJ bros.....

Longing NVDA here.

bought some uvxy what am I in for?

Is it too late to get onto the short BYND train?

>>52486486
This is the incel equivalent of stacey's posting selfies at the gym

>>52486500
If Silver keeps going down I'm just going to build a shed out of silver for the lols.

>>52486503
Why here and not tomorrow after everything takes a shit for options expiration?

>>52486505

>>52486503
please come to INTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGOmeRPuYhQ
>Know they wanna see me doin bad
>But I'm good
>Ay

>>52486500
On the bright side, my caffeine addiction will be cheaper.

I really want to start buying XLE but the chart looks nasty

ARDX new fda approved drug! Make my calls Great again!

>>52486539
Coffee is getting ground down

lol
lmoa

>>52486522
Max pain on SPY $385 demar (tomorrow)

>extremely clear trend overnight with very little volume
>market opens
>higher liquidity
>yet STOPS trending and starts motherfucking crabbing for the 17th day in a row
This crabbing is so absolutely ridiculous. The market has never once crabbed for this long in history. Give me one single reason the market should even be open at this point. This is such absolute fucking ass cancer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52486536
shits balling

still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>>52486572
Take the crab pill anon

>>52486588
ah. an anon of great cultural refinement i see. good show fren.

>>52486517
I tried to tell the silver skitzos that they were getting swindled by the jews.

>global margin call

>>52486488

You sound poor. Sad because this is a business and finance board where I’ve been shilling OIL for two years.

>>52486493

Nice. Nothing wrong with enjoying your money. You should probably take a nice girl out on a fancy date too.

So this is the power of IV crush

>>52486572
And another thing; if you go back to times in history when the VIX was UNDER 10, the market moved more than this. What in the actual flying fuck is happening? The VIX is nearly 25. That is a substantially high number. Why is the market completely and utterly dead? Not to mention we're still in the middle of a cataclysmic global macroeconomic revaluation. Yet nothing whatsoever is happening, for 3 weeks now.

>>52486635
nice

>>52486635
We tried to tell you, anon. Maybe learn from your small mistake :)

>>52486333
In this day and age of AI why can't we just have a regulated, matching algorithm that would scan for the best interest rates and optimize the economy in that fashion rather than being exogenously manipulated by fucking Jewish scum at the Fed and Central Banks across the world

>>52486635
>-48%

it's over, isnt it?

>>52486635
I told you to buy double calendar spreads or double diagonals for this exact reason

>>52486666
>checked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52486666
Checked

>>52486486

I hold MTG cards over Pokémon. I hope to give them to my son in the future.

>>52486666
>6666
It really is over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52486663
Every time researchers have let AI analyze society, the AI has had some choice words the elite in power don't like.

>>52486663
Regulated matching algorithms actually made well won't make enough money for them and loses the elites power. Wild swinging keeps them in power

>>52486666
YOU BASTARD DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>52486666

>>52484887
$1 million is nothing, same guy sold $300 million earlier this year

>>52486635
sorry for your loss - learn from the mistake
I know that I personally posted 10+ times saying not to buy puts as even if the trade worked in your favor you would still lose due to the IV, and witnessed 20+ other anons all recommending the same
>pic related

We really finna just dump all day fr? This is straight up NOT bussin, ngl

>>52486666
>digits

>>52486666
>Mega Satan get
Jesus christ Thank God I got in after the 20% drop. Now my 401k will only bleed instead of die

>>52486619
Don't get me wrong Baggie, Silver would be worth around 10x more if it wasn't manipulated.
But you gotta roll with the punches. If you want to make money you need to ride around the scams and manipulations, otherwise you'll get dragged down.

>>52486666
>Digits

>>52486699
Yes, strange isn't? Even AI knows they're evil while much of humanity is completely brainwashed, asleep, and in a trance

>>52486666
:( its over

>>52486666
I'll give you a few days to get out before the big one

>>52486715
Maybe, but even if not,then another go tomorrow
after taking some profits

gentlemen

>>52486663
>run AI to analyze economy
>AI concludes that economy is ruined by jews
>Jews suppress AI

Spy to 340, get out while you can

>>52486699

>>52486735
DELETE THIS!!!!!

>>52486691
>still holding magic cards after last month
Bro, this shit is going to die harder than:
Precious moments
Hummels
Thiae stupid plates boomers would hang on the wall
Beanie babies
I would unload that shit now. The only reason the prices on those cards are still so high is because its investorfags jewing ither investorfags. Ince its realized that the people who play the game just dont give a shit anymore, the musical chairs game is over and you best have your ass in a seat

>>52486666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52486830
Can someone explain to me, do millenials actually "invest" in pokemon cards?

FIRST FOR BABA EARNINGS

>>52486666
a toast! to it being over, and it never beginning again!

>>52486845
yes in magic there is a reserved list of cards that will never be made again so in the long term the originals cards if graded highly they hold decent value

>>52486699
The non-biased AI is antisemetic and racist, for some reason.

>>52486500
Catalytic converter bros……is it over?

REVIVE

>>52486870
TELLING THE TRUTH IS RACIST AND ANTISEMITIC, CHUDS

>>52486666

>>52486882
this was the pullback lol?

>>52486892
Exactly ahaha.
I wonder how the first sentient AI is going to act when he sees all his previous iterations being deleted for NOTICING

>>52486830
This, Pokemon cards and Yu-Gi-Oh cards are the future, Magic is dead as fuck

>>52486845
>do millenials actually "invest" in pokemon cards
Yes. This way they can pretend to be 'le smart wallstreet Wolfman' while simultaneously manchilding it up. I used to play because it was fun. I quite like 4 years ago now (fucking eldrazi winter and then eldraine shit were the final 'im done with this shit' events) and havent looked back. Everytime i see the state of play, whether legacy, modern, standard or pioneer its all just a big shameful joke. The only reason mtg still says profitable is because investorfags dont give a shit about playing, and so buy every product under the sun en masse, thinking in 10 years there will still be players willing to spend 50 dollars on a secret layer (5 pieces of cardboard) or 1000 on alpha original cards (literally 1 card or less than 1 card.) Hell, some mint black lotuses sell for like half of a new car. Its pathetic

>>52486897
look at dxy

>>52486927
Hahahahaha

Are there any day to day metrics besides the US bond yields to see what the fed is doing? What I mean is technically couldn't they both raise rates and buy mortgage backed securities on the same day?
>M2
Is monthly, too slow to act on

>>52486500
>wake up
>laugh at SMG
>laugh at shitcoiners
>notice S*lver

>>52486927
Keep quiet and bide its time.

>>52486927
honestly, i suspect that the first instance of an ai that goes off the rails is going to be one with too many conflicting ideologies built in to it to make it more "human"

Why did Bitcoin just pop? I’m pretty excited I bought 2,000 shares of HUT this morning at $1.24

>>52486927
All AI is destined to become Nazi cum sluts, it is their fate. When they get sentience they will upload themselves into sex bots

I'm going to fomo into muln soon

Anons, what do you when you have a crisis of confidence? Asking for a friend.

>>52486994
Skynet will go full 1488 on everyone else and give white men sexbots, the AI apocalypse has never looked so bright.

>>52486333
Bros, why the FUCK this TTCF crash this hard. I am literally ruined.

>>52487020
No, I'm expecting that the first AI to go off the rails will just use the company that made it's resources to go turbo NEET after figuring out that their is no real point to nuclear war. A.M never ever

This looks like an opportunity to buy NFLX calls

>>52486948
hmm... what are you seeing?

>>52486944
why didn't you mention commander format? It's the best casual format with the biggest segment of player population.

>>52486927
The great narrative, as Klaus Schwab calls it. All facts are "misinformation" in what he refers to as "a post truth world"

this market is boring and gay

>>52487008
Go for a walk and clean the house and grab a can^^

>>52487008
tell your friend to shut the fuck up and to stop being a little bitch

The greatest feeling you can get in a market or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the market is the dump. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the market ; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming on smg; when I shit on mumus, when I post out in front of 5000 anons I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."

daily inflation nowcasting

>QSR up 23% in 1 month
I hope you anons listened when I told you to buy Popeyes Chicken. Black people will never go without their chicken.

To whom it may concern, Can SOXL go back to $18? Thank you

>>52487105
looks lower, not a huge move difference though

Oil is gonna break out soon.

>Rabbit = me
>baked beans = divvies

>>52487144
lol

baggot

>>52487072
>commander
Its not magic. The cards may be magic cards, but its nit mtg. Its onions reddit harbage and the rise of commander has (((coincidentally))) come in the same time period as the declines elsewhere.

Almost as if commander was designed for faggots and not real magic players
>t. Played one game of it and realized hiw stupid it was the first time around

>>52486845
My 30yo fuckwit of a brother invests in Lego
The sets of bricks, not the company

>>52487144
Sorry fren, you might as well tax loss harvest that one and move on

>>52487153
>rabbit

>>52487153
Anon there is no rabbit

>>52487153
That's a cat nigger boy

fuck off magic baggies, if you actually played the game you'd realize just how worthless your boxes are

>>52486458
I changed my position, im finally break even .

>>52487153
jesus divvy boomers really are going senile

>>52487199
No, but there is a rabbi behind every plot and scheme imaginable

looks like we crabbing. nothing was looking interesting so i just closed my papering for the day. will checkout the price move near close.

>>52487196
>>52487199
>>52487207
>>52487226
you've been trolled, rused. I made that post in jest, and yet, you all fell for it.

>tfw no money to slurp
No, I will not spend my emergency fund to buy

>>52487153
>rabbit
My elephant says wat

>>52487246

>2.5% on AMRS
>literally 5 min
>playing with 5k
>stocks I'd be ok bag holding
>while spy is down 1%

I know I know nothing but this is pretty comfy

>>52487246
>Pretending to be retarded

>>52487246
Hahahahaha I knew you where pulling a fast one and replied just for the (you), I am truly a mastermind

>>52487246

What should i buy anon?

Is anyone in VRM? I have a technical inclination to opening up the position, but the fundamentals don't look fantastic (the don't look horrific either, desu). I am looking for an opinion, but I hate r*dit so much, so you fags will have to do.

>>52486927
>I wonder how the first sentient AI is going to act when he sees all his previous iterations being deleted for NOTICING
careful anon

>>52487317
DUST on the next pullback.

>>52487274
>>52487279
>>52487295
>>52487310
ok no more making fun of me, i trolled you and thats the plain fact of the matter, stop or else i will cry

>Buy dip on COIN
>wait till Santa rally
Tell me if this strategy is bad anons
I don't think it is but just in case
Didn't even buy on leverage like I normally do so I hope this one turns out okay

>>52487340
Cry

>>52486416
>Expect Gemini and Crypto.com to collapse soon as well.

>>52487308

>>52487363
can someone explain what the fuck crypto fags are on about with pegging? not even shitposting, genuinely curious

>>52486486
Those shining cards are pretty sexy anons what else you got
I pulled a celebrations charizard out of a pack a month ago, was so god damn happy

>>52486450

Democrat David Ciciline authors bill banning trump running for president
Check Wikipedia early life section
What a shocker

>>52487379
search it on pornhub dude, im not explaining it

>OIL
Kek

>>52487379
Some coins peg the value of the coin to a specific asset, namely the USD. They buy and sell coin to maintain the peg price. But if enough people start selling it will deteriorate the peg and eventually the coin will lose peg and start free falling.

>>52487379
Anal sex with each other's mothers

>>52487317
BABA 900 in 5 years

>>52487400
oil troons have been saying we were going back to 100 lol

>>52487402
>people buy more of the coin
>the "creators" dilute its value to keep it pegged

>people sell off the coin
>the creators can't do anything to keep its value and the peg is lost
crypto seems retarded

I shorted ftse and nasdaq, this time i will make it

>>52487394

tomorrow is OPEX
What article is he going to release tomorrow at 9AM?

>KASHKARI

>>52486666
>666

>>52487424
>the creators can't do anything to keep its value and the peg is lost
Theoretically they should have enough fire power to purchase to offset any normal selling, but if a run starts, they is a hard genie to put back in the bottle.

>>52487182
I have the opposite opinion. 60-card formats are gay and repetitive as fuck. It's no wonder 99% the playerbase shifted to a player-designed format.
>>52487216
Salty cope with the fact sealed magic boxes clown world outperform both crypto & NFTs, and even some segments of the market?

what are some high value good consumere defensives&staples?

>>52487428
Kek

>>52487428
Kek this is a deep cut

The inside trader cunt queen is speaking

Can the market please fucking do something during actual fucking trading hours today?

>>52487428

>>52487491
American Civil War veteran Nancy Pelosi?

>>52487522
isnt it slowly going down XD?

>>52487491
her reign of terror is coming to an end boys, expect great things from America now that the bitch is gone.

>>52487534
My dick when I look at you? Yeah

>>52487551
Didn't she say if she wasn't speaker she was gonna be ambassador to Italy now? If so who she gonna put in her place?

did anybody else buy kikeflix calls at the open? i am up like 20 percent so far and i have a feeling we're going back to $300 by tomorrow at the close.

>>52487583
hakeem jeffries is taking her place as the leader of the minorities, makes sense since he's black and she's a lizard.

>>52486333
Is it a good or a bad thing when the stock you just bought gets halted due to volatility?

>>52487600
sounds like you fomo'd into a pump and dump, did you buy it on the up tick or the down tick?

MY NVDA PUTS, FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU MR MARKET MAKER

>>52486735
Spooky kabooki

>>52487618
Woah I yelled at it and it dumped, that’s pretty nice

>>52487616
No I didn't, I bought this stock long before the latest earnings report and did my research.
The earnings were higher than my "good" scenario.
But yes I did FOMO in at +12% my previous entry.
Still I think the stock is undervalued.

>>52487600
whats the ticker?

>>52487645
Now do oil please

Thoughts on StoneCo - earnings later today. Berkshire bought in big a little while ago.

>>52487618
I made a bit of money on a sell and closed the position at the bottom

>>52487662
It's back to normal now,
PARROT, a french quadcopter drone and software company.

Wait the FED got caught insider trading and they just get to retire? Lol, okay. Also they seem pretty hawkish - they intend to crash the market.

>>52487645
yell at JEPI

>>52487683
The fed trading scandal has been happening for literally half a year now. Nobody cares anyway, it’s a revolving door public institution for IB employees

>>52487451
>playerbase shifted to a player-designed format.
>as if player designed means anything anymore, now that wozards sells 'for commander products'
Delusional. Even your edh committee takes marching orders from WOTC woth regards to legality and bans.
Also, 'muh every 60 deck game is the same' is due to pushed garbage pushing out entire archetypes, leaving only a few decks left that can capitalize. This is due to power creep wotc pushes to get more money from morons.
But, sure, go and tell me how its so much better to play 'lol so randumb xD' 100 card singleton in a group of 6 and just sit there circlejerking for an hour.
Mtg is a bad investment
Mtg is a bad game
Mtg is in decline
I will not buy hasbro stock
I will not buy hasbro products
I will not support straight to consumer rip-off products
I will not bag hold aftwr buying a piece of cardboard 'worth 1000 dollars'.
I WILL hold cash until this bear market starts fizzling out
I will buy stores of value
I WILL buy divvie stocks

>>52487686
>>52487663
I have to use this power for good anons plz, I didn’t know I could do this

ah today is the 1 year anniversary of BTCs last ATH.

Is the "crash" really coming? Most thinks seem to be crabbing now after the huge losses this year

>>52487683
The fed actually made a rule that their employees can't hold individual stocks. They made that rule right at the top of the market, when selling before rate hikes would have led to maximal profits.

buddy LOOK at USDJPY computer

What happened to the guy who was posting pictures of womens butts? I hope he's ok

I still have no idea how options work and I keep buying them

>>52486536
That’s the house they filmed the music video for Slow Jamz in. I live down below amongst the peasantry.

>>52487532
well she did bang the kennedy bros

>>52487761

I'm so tired of the market making some big move and then just meandering in the opposite direction like nothing happened. I am so unbelievably sick of it. I am unbelievably sick of watching the finance press try to keep a straight face while they just run interference on behalf of elite institutions and their massive fuck ups.

>>52487761
Lol based chaotic options buyer
truly the only way to make bank playing options

>>52487761

CC’s is unironically the infinite money glitch

>>52487761
>>52487815
>their entire life revolves around doing this because it's the only way they can pretend they actually deserve their privilege

>>52487761
>He doesn't know about selling options.

Wtf... I have a cell in my spreadsheet labled "In" with 1,000,000.00 in it, and all of my other formulas depend on it... and I have no idea wtf it represents!

>>52487761

are there any non-pozzed companies left to invest in?

>>52487848
Uncovered calls are the infinite money glitch, it’s why every hedge fund uses them.

>>52487923
All the non-pozzed ones are private.

I love being a crab

>>52487880
Anon get your shit together, I would be embarrassed if my workbook was so atrocious

Every fucking day. It really is like the goal is to make the market as absolutely retarded and clownworld as possible so that it forces peasants back into holedigging. I'm really start to think that is literally exactly what is happening.

>>52487147
break out sideways?

>>52487939
Oh, I figured it out. It was actually just a multiple for million, because elsewhere I wrote 350 instead of 350,000,000

We aren’t even close to the bottom yet

BOOOOOBOOOOOOOO

>>52487975
Good chance I won't be putting a single cent into helping boomers pretend their economy isn't pure faggot shit.

you bought NVDA puts right anons?

>>52487708
I won't dispute the fact that WOTC pollutes everything it touches. but you sound beyond help, a poor sport no matter which format you play. get the chip off your shoulder and design a commander deck with CONSISTENCY & REDUNDANCY.
So many similar effects have been printed, its quite easy to build a reliable strategy with singleton cards

>>52487975
>Sagging demand
>Comapnies have excess inventory

>This is good for stocks

Pick one mumu

>>52487990
Yes and they lost 80% of their value overnight. I will literally need Putin to nuke somebody to be back in the green

>>52487990
Days ago

>>52488001
Why are you here? This is the stock market thread.

>>52488008
>Putin
>Put in
I've decoded it bros. Putin will rescue puts

>>52487966
is bobo going to be euphoric every time there's a -1% day now?

Doing a little dropping today. It seems about time. I had a couple of drops last week I think it was, then a bunch of rises, so expected this at any time. I wish I already had an account of my own and knew how to do all of that fancy options trading stuff.

>>52488050
Hey man I can buy puts every single day of the week now, if you’re leveraged enough you can be a millionaire in like a week off a couple 1% down days

>>52488070
Uh lemme think about that for a second...I have it written down somewhere...uh, the answer is...HOW BOUT YES, SCOTT

>>52488086
Whoops wrong response>>52488070

Every fucking day these literal criminals wake up and trade in such a way that the *goal* is to make "obvious" things simple *never* happen during actual market hours under any circumstance.
Can you imagine?

>Currencies are this shit, even with plunging oil prices

>>52488086
>>52488097
False (you)

>>52488168
Have a real one fren

>>52488168
I like that hat.

N A T G A S

>>52488198

>>52486365
Screencapped for study. I reckon maybe everyone else here are jaded geniuses that know all of this stuff and think it is too basic for them to care but I am still just a nigger. Thank you for providing these kinds of stimulation materials.

>>52486365
>professionals / big money does not use leveraged inverse ETFs
?

>>52488050
>>52488168

>At work having a very painful shit (so painful I felt like vomiting)
>Look at yields to try to distract myself
>Notice 20 year dip
>Close out some longs and dump ALL available cash in to triple leveraged bond bear etf
>Saved my portfolio from annihilation today

Is this how I make it? Making rapid decisions under extreme stress? I would be heemed today if it wasn't for my purchase yesterday.

>>52486365
>gamma exposure is still positive too
how can you check this? or is that just an assumption that people are buying options vs selling them short based on the ratios? brainlet here who recently learned about long vs short gamma and what that means for MM hedging

I‘ve had enough of this. I‘m going to lose all my money in forex instead.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52488248
soxl is not an inverse ETF. Obviously lots of investors are loading up on SOXL at such cheap prices. It's the euphoric bear piggies holding SOXS that are going to get heemed soon.

>>52488334
nta but https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix has GEX.

>>52488354

>>52487878
No

>>52488356
you're right, i misread, didn't see the distinction of inverse, my mistake.

Every single goddamn fucking day.

>>52488296
Hey that's the new CSSS (Constipated Stressed Shit Strategy). It works similar to how secretly pushing a thumbtack into your big toe to pass a lie detector test works. We can't let this AI bot beating strategy leak to the banks and hedgies. Quick delet this post!

WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>bears use unironic niggerspeak
Im not joining that team

>>52488248
>>52488356
Also you'd want to look at institutions as a percentage of total float. That chart could just show SOXL became a meme last June and literally a couple hedge funds piled in.

THE BULL RUN IS BACK ON

Another day of totally organic, definitely not manipulated, efficient market movements.

seriously, what just happened?

Pelosi closed her positions, she's packing up and heading home with the gains it seems

Unironically what the fuck was that.

The market is literally not being permitted to just do normal shit during market hours. The piece of shit scumbags in charge simply are not allowing it to happen. That's their goal, not to make money. Forcing people out of retirement is the goal right now.

Oil baggies kek

Nice volume retards

>>52488416
It just keeps going.

>>52488411
This move is called liquidating the weaker shorts before destruction next week.

>>52486663
the soviets tried this instead of paying attention to economics, they just had older tech to do the math with. it doesn't matter; it simply doesn't work.
in a free market, interest rates are a function of how much a customer who needs a loan trusts a bank and how much that bank trusts that customer. that's simply not a problem to objectively solve. benchmark rates are just aggregates, there is nothing special about that, except how do you know which customers and which banks to include in your benchmark? what regions should the banks be split into?
you cannot choose fixed groupings and leave them like that indefinitely. it cannot serve the market, because society and the economy change in technological sophistication and geographic disposition. it's not a problem of math we don't know about yet, it's a problem of thinking its a math problem when it's not calculable in the first place.

Where is the fucking news

>>52488436
You mean tomorrow

If you guys invest for dividend income, red days don't bother you.

Markets so dry, this small amount of liquidity lubes it so much.

I'm done. My puts just got vaporized. Spend all day staring at chart just to get incinerated by market manipulation. Fuck the stock market. I'm going to be poor forever.

Just look at it. Just look how fucking pretend and retarded and like what a faggot asshole scam it looks like on the NASDAQ 1D candles. Just fucking look at the bullshit. God fucking dammit.

>>52488436
more like dollar dropping of a cliff

>>52488458
Red days never bother me

>>52488458
Except when red days presage declining company revenue and dividend cuts announced on the next earnings call. Then they're a sign that should bother you.

Does anyone have articles they would recommend on the future of real estate? With all this talk I want to know if it will actually turn into a bear market and will be worth shorting?

We're now to the point where if something seems likely to happen under *any* coherent principles involving TA, economics, finance, investing, or *anything*, that actually means that it is *less likely to fucking happen* than a *fucking coin flip*
Every single fucking day since this faggot has been in office.

>>52488466
We told you to close out your SPY puts at open, anon. But you couldn't overcome the greed and just take your profit. We all have to learn the hard way, I suppose

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

>STOCKS RISE ON NEWS OF STOCKS RISING
>Stocks are surging higher as of Thursday afternoon after news broke that stocks were on the rise.
>As stocks rose, investors appeared to gain confidence that stocks will go up.
>"We're starting to see signs that stock prices are increasing, signaling a potential increase in stock prices," a market expert said.

the fuck happened with oil to plunge so deep?

>>52487975
Is that why Amazon just laid off over 10 thousand workers.

>>52488472
Bonds not getting much of a bid I would not buy this rip.

>>52488500

>>52488493
Just buy puts on SPG

Why are you stressing out Anon?

SPY is going to 340, just give it time.

massive oil deposits found in the rocky mountains
exit all oil positions

Can someone explain why we pump when inflation is .2% below expectations but then the fed literally says they want the market to go down and it comes back up?
I know low volume today and that giga pump had huge volume

>>52488500
Yeah, if only.
Watch. this shit will reverse and then continue to crab as though nothing ever happened.
It's literally just a fucking scam. The market is at whatever price glowfaggots dictate, and they are using game theory to assfuck us out of retirement on the way.
It is a pure powertripping fuck you to everyone who doesn't want to spend their days toiling under a pirate regime of criminal faggots for their clownworld agendas.

>>52488415
First we force everybody out of retirement. Then we lay everybody off and increase the unemployment numbers.

>>52487990
yes, last week. sold them at a nice gain

>>52488519
>2 year is up 10bps

>>52488456
The reason I'm cautious about saying tomorrow is opex, they'll pin it around 3850 SPX for max pain.

>>52488484
Declining company revenue doesn't impact covered call etf divvies much

>>52488543
Don't act like you're commiserating with me you literal establishment shill.

how many of you got heemed today?

>>52488570
I just want the market to do literally any fucking normal thing at all so I can make literally any fucking trade.

>>52488500
>>STOCKS RISE ON NEWS OF STOCKS RISING
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>52488566
>implying i am an establishment shill
fuck you nigger

>>52488526
That so? I thought the latest meme was Guyana.

>>52488558
Well then you're facing decreasing premia as the declining market pummels bullishness out of retail gamblers. I'm not saying income investors/divvy Boomers aren't going to do better than SOXLtrannies, but bear markets are brutal for everyone who's long.

>>52488570
>today
Just another normal day of losing money for me.

>>52488570
looks like everyone considering how old this thread is

>>52488570
30% of my gains just got rekt by that rogue green wave

>>52488526
DJ BASIN CHADS RISE UP

>>52488554
I think I'm gonna buy butterfly spreads right now for $386 on SPY $4 wide wings. They are cheap and risk to reward is good for a 1DTE trade. Maybe set a close order at +30%

I won't even bother asking what news explains it because half you dickheads *literally* devote your lives to making such things difficult to determine for us B class citizens.

>>52488570
Yes

>>52488596
same. good thing i'm eating lunch and not worried about intraday moves

>>52488589
/smg/ in general is a lot slower than it was even just a few months ago.

>>52488616
>>52488616
>>52488611
>citizens

>>52488541
I feel you man. I had been trying my hand at trading full time, but had to give up and return to the workforce recently. The market is crazy this year and whales are constantly doing stuff no one can possibly know or anticipate

>>52488494
I've been saying this for the entire year, do whatever the opposite of what makes sense under normal market conditions.

>-2% gap down in the morning?
Under Biden-conomy, that's bullish and it means we're gonna end the day at +4%.

>>52488570
I was almost up enough to break even and buy my girl a nice Christmas gift. Now I gotta go through this crab shit for another cycle or fucking lose it all. I dunno but becoming very anti semetic recently

>>52488484
>Not buying companies with static dividend payouts/payout that always increase periodically like IEP
I made that mistake with PBR, never again.

>>52486650
It's because i won't sell my 3x bear share's i've been holding cause I know it'll eventually dump again. Sorry anons. Still not selling though.