/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52477517
yep, that's why i bought meta at a p/e of 8. for a tech company.

I'm a black investor. Ask me anything!

Daily Reminder that being hyper rational is a disability in an irrational market

Uninstall tradingview

>Price to Earnings is about the highest in any industry right now
>SOXX P/E 17.96
>SPY P/E 20.59
lmfao
you don't get laughs like this anywhere else

Can someone explain to me what determines the IV% of an option? Like what causes the IV of a particular put or call option contract to go up or down.

>y'all ain't ready

>>52477609
Believing that you're rational and everyone else is not is a disability.

>>52477614
>not just using ublock origin
NGMI

>>52477620
look at the P/E of SPY without the biggest half dozen companies

henlo esemgee
howrw r u 2daye?

hoep yu r doign gud :)

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>52477636
You install smartphone apps on your PC?

>>52477641
look at the P/E of SOXX without AMD and NVDA
i can say completely retarded things too

FUCK FTSE
FUCK GBPUSD
FUCK ANYONE WHO ISN'T ALREADY SHORT BOTH

>>52477625
im not even trading according to what I believe but what the market will believe because I like gains instead of being right

>>52477643

>>52477622
If people expect it to go up or down a lot the IV goes up. Simple as. You can't really calculate a lot of the greeks though, they're all lagging indicators.

>>52477620
PE only matters when schizos bring it up. When number go down it's just on its way to zero.

>>52477609
Nah, hyper rational would mean you understand humans and how they interact in markets + macro developments

People screaming for the market to crash or its all fake and gay are emotional and not rational at all

>>52477650
What? Who uses their phone to look at charts?

>>52477665
>P/E doesnt matter
>that's why the most traded fund in the world only uses positive p/e
kill yourself my man
pic related it's u

look at TLT faggots
>TMF

Do you guys realize how over it is? For everything? The whole world. Over. Its done. Kaput. Gone-zo. Dun Four. Whallah. Goodbye.

>>52477663
That makes no sense, how does the IV of a put option change just by people "Expecting" it to move a certain way?

What is the exact accounting or trading selling/buying mechanism that causes the IV% of an option to change?

>>52477620
They rotated out of NVDA and bought INTC

wow NVDA has had a high P/E ratio for six years now i wonder why that is

>>52477683
the world is fine, maybe the people are fucked

>>52477684
there is only ONE VARIABLE that changes with derivatives, and that is the price.

>>52477642
henlo loli poster

it was not really a good day...eh maybe the news tomorrow will get something moving

>>52477622
Supply and demand.
Why would there be more buyers than sellers? People are expecting a big move.
Why would there be more sellers than buyers? People are expecting a crab.
Furthermore, the demand for calls/puts at any strike on any date pushes up the prices in the rest of the options chain. Why? It would create arbitrage opportunities if it didn't (box spreads, debit spreads for a credit, credit spreads for a debit, free calendar spreads, etc.)

>>52477676
And you're more rational than the market too right? You're just a retarded nigger seething about people not valuing things you want them to.

>>52477690
according to their website NVDA is almost 8% of SOXX holdings.

>>52477676
>lil bro probably thinks the market bottom occurs after earnings bottom

>>52477647
Be sure to add PFE and LLY for their boner drugs. Artificial is likely the way to actually have children but the leisure version will need support as well.

>>52477702
>>52477707
Lol. Good answers. I was testing you guys. Haha.

>>52477710
why would i be mad about retards selling things until they're cheap and easy money? why would i be mad about the same retards buying it when it's over priced and making me more money?

>>52477666
nice satanic trips, what I mean is the posters who are trading off of just pure data in an autistic sense are really disabled because they can't grasp onto the feeling and trend that drives the market from meltups to meltdowns.

Interesting quote here from CBOE CEO after their earnings report.

PLEASE HELP I SHORTED NVDA AND BABA AND SPY

>>52477583
that video is everyone who wears a mask in a restaurant. stupidest shit ever.

>>52477711
jk my info was outdated, holdings are mostly the same but sold some intc for nvda
>>52477751
You should hold trades that make money, not lose money

>>52477751
call your female broker and say you made a mistake and meant to buy it

>>52477747
Max pain witching hour manipulation every single day of the markets, thanks derivatives.

>>52477751
cover at market open, buy near the money weekies to save you during the pump for NVDA earnings being good for the market and increased jobless claims

>Max pain witching hour manipulation every single day of the markets, thanks derivatives.

The bankman fiasco is really about his parents

2 ivy league professors in law

Their mission? Keep their kid out of jail

let's see it.

Let's see what the "law knowers" can do

>>52477732
>why would i be mad
Because your brilliant "rational" plan to use earnings to predict price is retarded?

How can I short women?
They are irrational.

>>52477237
I have Bud Light, Budweiser, cidre, seltzer, Stella Artois, Rum, Jack, Gin, Chartreuse, vodka, tequila, Disaronno, Sweet and dry vermouth, bitters, cognac, and kaluha. I don't know what to drink bros.

Also is BUD a good buy at these levels? recession might mean more drinking. They are the largest brewing company and own own my favorite beers.

>>52477796
the whole family is connected to the Dems and WEF, oh and they are kikes. Him staying out of jail has nothing to do with them being lawyers

>>52477797
You sound really intelligent and make good arguments, I guess youre right

>>52477810
What issues are you having with women currently?

Some of you guys are alright. Don't long the market tomorrow.

>>52477747
this will lead to the golden crab market and a soft landing

U guys don't like SCI. U don't like funeral homes. understandable. But SCI's weighted avg cost of capital is mid single digits (5-6%). Very good fundamentals.

>>52477842
they live inside my head, rent free

Short every rally
Fuck every thot
Put all earnings back into the casino
Eventually buy your own Epstein Island and call it "Private Idaho"

>>52477736
You are right

>>52477879
Your syllable count is a little off but I like it

>>52477868
How to profit from women in our heads?

Tomorrow SOXL pumps 38% then dumps EOW. Pump resumes next week

>>52477583
I was fucking sleeping, why did stocks today look like a salad?

>i was fucking sleeping
How? i have to be awake for that myself

>>52477896

>futes

>>52477855
I knew a cute chick who went to mortician school. I totally would have tried to get it in with her because she was good looking and shared my interest in horror films and the macabre but she kept spiders as pets.
Oh the roads untraveled, right guys?

>>52477751
You didnt actually listen to the tripfaggot,did you?

Alright emotions are high, and its very clear that there is a divisive opinion on the stock market.

I can agree with the bull case that inflation is slowing and the Fed Pivot™ is coming, SPY is down 17% from ATH's, there is seller exhaustion and capitulation going on.

But I also think that the months of high rates will undoubtedly have a significant impact on many markets in the coming future, and the decade high of low low interest rates inflated the market to disproportionate levels beyond what would ever have been considered normal in the past.

Interest rates are not 0.25% anymore, evaluations need to change. I personally suspect that we will continue in a downward seesaw pattern until SPY reaches 320 to test the pre-covid all time high, and even then that might not be the floor.

Hello I recently slurped a significant amount of $AQN.TO (Algonquin Energy) after they'd fallen ~30% in 3 trading days. What do you guys think about that? I enjoy reading reddit posts of people who bought in the past 12-18 months and seeing how bullish they are on the company knowing that I just bought today for 50% cheaper.

>>52477973
>I enjoy reading reddit posts

During my afternoon "break" (uh it lasted the whole afternoon) I decided to trim my portfolio down. Decided it was a bit to big and cut it to just the positions I used in daily life/knew pretty well. The upshot was divvy income increased over 11%. The other upshot; tax loss harvest so my forthcoming taxes will get a break (again; still got some harvesting carrying over).
(P.S - Still pisses me off to see the Kraft logo on the natural cheese products even though Kraft don't got a thing to do with that anymore; Singles and Velveeta they still own though)

>>52477971
SPY ITM puts expiring in Q2 2023 are not exactly expensive right now, on a relative basis

>>52478004
why do you have WBD you fucking retard

>>52477895
Yes.

the crabbing of the past few days has me on edge.

>>52478046
Bro we've not exactly been crabbing for all asset classes. Maybe the broad market is crabbing but my portfolio is getting Ganges Gangraped by massive short squeeze rallies on highly shorted stocks. GSCBMSAL, Goldman Sachs' highly shorted stock basket index, is up yuuugely in recent times.


Lots of shorts are getting targeted and squeezed

>>52478072
I was indeed talking about the broader market

>>52477237
what's the best bitcorn short on the market?
$coin $mara $bitf $riot puts?
>/MBT microbtcfutures
all of those are hard to borrow except $bitf shows NTB

>>52477855
Your dead people company freaks me the fuck out

>>52477973
>i just bought tesla at 200 when people were bullish at 300 hehe im a genius

>>52477855
excess mortality is up.. hmmm I wonder why, looks like a good play.
>queue all the faggots saying it's booze or overeating

>>52477607

Would you invest in jails for your brothas?

>>52478109
>>52478120

Why does SCI freak you out. Tell me what it is about SCI that freaks you out. The extremely low WACC (because its hella low-expense to maintain coffins that people overpay for)? Or because their investments have yielded the company millions upon millions because they invest their trust money like a prop fund does.

What are the implications of UVXY/SQQQ/SOXS? I mean, if a market crash were to occur, I'd imagine some whales would rush into these inverse leveraged ETFs, so the concept of everyone going broke in a market crash is kinna dated. In fact, you would make more money with UVXY in a few hours/days than you could with QQQ for several years. Just curious. I think it changes the dynamic associated with crashes/recessions. Imagine if you had UVXY during 1929, 2008 or 2000. kek

How often should i DCA?
Assuming i can spend 1k monthly.
Should i buy 20$ daily? 100$ weekly?
Is there any strategy? or just buy at whatever time in the day?

You guys remember when the bitcoin futures etf BITO went on the market almost at the exact top of Bitcoin. Really neat coincidence.

>>52478128
Everything is arb'd out. Markets only remain inefficient in those complexes for a short periodd

>>52478125
he has 3 investments
TLRY - weed
NKE - nikes
YUM - fried chicken

>>52478140
If youre asking this you dont know what you're doing,just flip a coin

>>52478140
You want to make sure you DCA in intervals and make sure the intervals vary. I like to work my way through the prime numbers to make sure the tradingbots can't predict my actions.

>>52478140
buy every week or every two weeks. buy more when down, buy less when up

ive been playing factorio past few days, it really soosh my tism. really great game for high iq neets such as myself

>>52478140
buy it every paycheck

>>52478127
Some people don’t want to invest in casinos or tobacco stocks, I don’t want to invest in a company that deals with dead bodies. Also the 1 year chart doesn’t suggest much upside potential

>>52477655
what does the market believe?

>>52478180
>factorio
Try caesar 3 or sim city

>>52478185
>Also the 1 year chart doesn’t suggest much upside potential

>>52478194
Same thing the voices in my head believe, but they're always one step behind the schizos.

How does Cathie Wood do these trades with a straight face? I’m just baffled. She’s like trying her hardest to lose more money. White women are so egregiously incompetent at everything it actually is impressive

>>52478157

TOP FUCKING KEK

>futures

>>52478204
stop posting that meme you stole from me you fucking newfaggot you have it sideways you dont even know about that fucking cat you faggot newfaggot bitch faggot god i wish i could kill you.

Upon further review, fucking everything looks on the precipice of a huge dump.

>>52478204
ive been playing a multiplayer pvp game mode. its really good, called biterbattles. you use sci pack to spawn bug mobs to spawn against your enemy team. so its like a pvp race to build, defend and atk the enemy. if your rocket silo gets destroyed you lose. its a really great game concept.

>>52477683
As long as there are bbcs to pleasure then work and therefore the real economy is never truly done.

I present to you, my masterpiece

>>52477962
No this was actually my own retarded idea. I have NEVER had an earnings play work out for me, I don’t know why the fuck I still try

>>52478214
This is what I’m seeing plus a quick look at the option pricing. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

>>52478176
Do i check last today's price is lower than yesterday? is there any strategy?

>>52478293
>>52478204
forgot to mention im trans btw

FUCK KIKES

i drew these meme lines months ago. amazing how well its kept to it

>>52477855
>cost of capital is low
>p/e of 17
?????

>>52478325
It is more qualitative jugdment. Little dips don't matter. Dips from all time highs like during the taper tantrum, covid, and uh now matter. This is when you want to get all the money you can into your portfolio.

>>52478326
That pretty much checks out given beta. Risk off, long term play. Holding stock and DCA'ing for 5+ year horizons.

>>52478325
READ THE OP

You know what I always wondered? What happens to all those thousandths and ten thousandths of cents in your account?

>buy my funeral home bags
lmfao

>>52478348
same

>>52478375
they are algorithmically scalped using the program from that movie Office Space to make some nerd rich

So my NVDA 11/25 145P are 100% getting heemed tomorrow right

>>52478375
check your local synagogues floor

>>52478407
Fuckin a.

>>52478419
Don’t worry my accounts sinking with you. You’re not alone anon

>>52478348
ummm bro??? I don't like this image asdfasgdasdg

S&P yeah (yeah)
is theeee poop & pee yeah (yeah)
for you and
mee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeeeee

>>52478243
Urban myth is that women are more stable at investing.

https://capital.com/are-women-better-traders-than-men#:~:text=Fresh%20research%20from%20Capital.com,of%20the%20platform's%20trading%20community.

That being said, when it's all said and done, I dont think Michael Burry would trust Cathie Woods to suck his balls

>>52478348
my line > your line

>>52478482
Michael Burry most likely would be too autistic and enamored with his own special interests to care about sex with Cathie Woods.

Someone like Michael Burry is only married to procreate. He does not have a sex drive. He has Aspegers. People with Aspergers do not have a sex drive, nor are they capable of loving anyone.

>>52478274
hey, orange juice is green. that's something, right?

>>52478501
>TMF

>futes

>>52477929
50bps hikes? What happened to 75 or 100?

>>52478529
orange juice is orange dude

>>52478548
the pivot is real, is here, all hail the pivot

>>52478576
I'm gonna pivvvvvvoooooooooooooottttt

>>52478549
CATTLE AND ORANGE JUICE, MY NIGGAS

>>52478542
We aren't going to drop any more like we did in 2022. We likely crab until GDP catches up.

the squeeze is a lie
>there will be no pivot
>TMF

>>52478548
>>52478576
>went from .75 to .5
>pivot
It's not really a pivot. A pivot would be 0. If they went to 1 or .5 it just noise.

The first time they raise the rates by less than 75 bepis the market will rally thinking the pivot is here but it will be a bull trap to rope people in before the real bottom that occurs a few months afterward when the lagging effects of all the rate hikes over the past year start to take effect.

>Target down fucking -13%

dammit I should have shorted, but wow is their shit that much more expensive compared to walmart??

>>52478616
still, I cant wait to shout "PIVOT" that day with the rest of the loons

>>52478624
all the tech roasties got laid off, very bearish for target

Jerome doesn't need to "pivot" for a long time, we will have another chair by the time a real "pivot" happens

1) Food is the cornerstone commodity
2) America is the biggest food provider to rest of world
3) Rest of world needs dollars to buy food
4) Until we have greta thunbergs completely running energy sector top down in america and third world pirates/rogue UN third worlder bluehats blowing up tranny run US navy ships watching offshore oil rigs food security in america is fine

Thank you for reading my DD cash will stay fine for several more years

>>52478616
>A pivot would be 0
that would be suicide, the pivot, a nicely done pivot would be 50 now, 25 on the next meeting and finally 0, there, soft landing

>>52478624
Their main value proposition is having a radically inferior business but a name that *isn't* Walmart. People will pay for their egos, at least until they can't any longer.

>>52478660
Crazy how accurate of a statement this is

>consumer spending gone
>target btfo this hard
kek hold on to you hats faggots the recession is here for real

>>52478657
>cash will stay fine
>missed out on 20-30% gains already
cash tards... please just... spend your money

I honestly preferred liz trusses tax plan, fuck the pension funds and the bond market

>futures

>>52478194
Currently that inflation has peaked, the fed is going to pivot/become more dovish soon. That's the current narrative, anything that cannot derail the narrative is meaningless. When something comes along that derails it, I will trade according to that one.

yo that engulfing bullish candle on the weekly.

>>52478684
And you don't even have to work with them or look deeply into their models to realize this. Just a visit would make it obvious.

I'm convinced Walmart is one of the greatest businesses to ever exist. Their customer base is a zoo and they manage to keep performing.

>>52478736
Is it narrative or collective delusion

>>52478624
Walmart failed just as hard but were propped up by their investments in Art.com.
or clever accounting tricks.

>>52478768
Is there a difference?

>>52478624
I have no idea how they exist. It's a bit cleaner and less sharty, but it's also pretty crappy goods. It's mostly walmart quality but 10% more expensive. Also, WalMart got into groceries way before target.

But if you're a paid nigga, you're going to shop at whole foods, bed bath beyond, bath n body works, and the most rich ass nigga store reserved for paid nigga: Williams Sonoma. Target is for people who are slightly richer than fucking "shart at mart" niggas

>>52478654
It won't be a pivot at that point lol. It will be a "oh, I guess we still go from .25 to 0" and 20 hikes or something. That's like eating 1 jalapeno after eating 20 carolina reapers.

>>52478659
I think pivot implies a total reverse, and merely adjusting the number of spankings doesn't sound like us reversing anything.

>>52478753
They're certainly one of the oldest yet still relevant businesses.

>>52478660
Only in the US. If you’ve ever been to a shitty foreign country, the Walmart is the nicest store around

>>52478818

I'm thinking of getting back into the game. I had a brief KO after I bought short term SIGA calls hours before biden anounced the china chip ban shit.

Please update me on what has happened since I got that Game Over, what we are memeing, what we are shilling, which tripfags became anheros, what we are watching, etc.

>>52478818
I guess that makes sense, if the socio-racial gradient were different then there's nothing wrong with their business.

recession starts fall of 2023, bears heemed, checkem

>>52478885

if i shidded and fardded and came real hard would jerome buy the bonds?
>TMF

>>52478851
memes are dead, we have been reduced to pure JEPI shilling

Does israel have a contact number? I want them to initiate an anti trust lawsuit on apple.

So NVDA just annihilated all calls and puts, glad I didn't play this one

>>52478660
My parents are fucking retarded when it comes to groceries. They refuse to shop at places like Grocery Outlet or Walmart for groceries and pay like a 150% premium on grocery goods for almost the exact same quality.

Okay yeah, places like Target or Sprouts or wherever will have a wider range of specialty foods, but for food staples, people who avoid Walmart/Grocery Outlet are fucking retards


Oh. He hasn't taken the Grocery Outlet pill. Lol.


Trader Joes is totally fine though, they have really good in-house products at very reasonable prices. I go to Trader Joes because a lot of their grocery goods are as cheap as Walmart's but higher quality than Walshart

>>52478885
when will rates be back down to 0-2%?

>>52478965
2029

>>52478989
god dammit

>>52478926
$o $schd $intc $xom
beat that
>+TMF

>>52478989
>Depression centennial

>we made your cash useless
>we rigged the markets
>the head of the SEC is in bed with a collapsing crypto exchange
>precious metals are rigged, will never be allowed to go up
>you will never afford real estate or a home
>we tamed crypto
>starting positions require 4 years of experience
>you might be able to get 7% yearly returns off an index fund if we feel like letting you
>your votes don't matter at all
>your rent will be 80% of your income
>we will drive up the price of cars 10x for no reason

You will own nothing and you will be happy.
I foresee this not backfiring at all. Surely the recent rise in NOTICING behavior is not correlated.

So here is what's going to happen. We're going to get hit with "The Great Distraction". Going to be a war or another Floyd event or something big.

>>52478952
I think NVDA is going to go to $70ish by Q2 2023

>>52478926
This is a factual statement.

>>52478171
you just told them

>>52478926
You should look into Revenge Shorting behavior on Wall Street.
If a company lets its stock get squeezed by retail they'll go out of their way to tank the company for years after its over, despite the financials of the company.
An anon detailed the process a while back but it encourages small market cap companies to suck it up and play ball with Wall Street.

>>52479027
what was the exact relation between gary genzler and that crypto kike?

>china ruggin
Of course

>>52479060
schizo take. wall street shorts shitty companies, and shitty companies do poorly long term

>>52478140
you'll just get eaten alive with trading fees. Odds are you'll never time the bottom, so whats 5% difference on something that grew 200% over 30 years?

>>52479071
He was notified of the money laundering triangle between Washington, Ukraine, Sam Bankman, and the Democrat Super-PAC that Sam's mother runs.
He was also notified of their lack of assets and overleveraged accounts. Its very likely he was getting massive kickbacks. I'm also fairly sure his mother was close with Genzler.
Typical tribal behavior.

>>52479085
You're so fucken naive ahaha. I don't even buy individual stocks but ask anyone in the know if Wall Street bullies smallcap and midcap companies like this and you'll get the same answer.

>>52479071
Caroline's dad was Gary's boss or some shit

>>52479098
>trading fees
You have trading fees?

>>52479025
>No Fairuza girlfriend

>>52479122
>ask Q he'll tell you all about how the stockbrokers are lizard people who make everyone sign a bloodpact or get their companies shorted!

>>52479027
>I foresee this not backfiring at all.
It is literally growing stronger. The more people are abused the more they desire oppression. It's self-perpetuating, the people who believe the most in nonviolent political change are the noticers themselves.

Even if you're a doomer there's no excuse for not making money off the hellscape.

>>52479027
you focus on the wrong point anon...at least now we have LGBTQ+ world cup

>>52479085
>>52479122
>>52479158
>>52479085

ur both right hahahaha it depends on the time frame hahahaha one is right when saying they do poorly long term but short term they are used as momentum/beta risk on assets. hahaha.

>>52479158
Are you serious?
Are you so fucken stupid that you think Wall Street doesn't bully smaller companies? Is this real or are you fucking with me?
You're comparing basic level market making behavior to lizard people, ahaha.

>>52479173
we need to start building the ovens. yesterday.

My portfolio has too much exposure to the US, how can I diversify away from the US to non-us aligned and neutral countries but also get an okay return

>>52479126
yea at MIT

N

>futures

I

P

what do you boys think about KWEB? Is now a good time to invest in a Chinese internet index? Top two holdings are Tencent and Alibaba

>>52479189
>>52479198
>>52479205
NIGGER

>>52479158
this nigga doesn't know about ESG funding

I found a fun mobile game with jiggling asses and fat ass anime tiddies with time crisis gunplay lol

The girls are great to lookat and the main gameplay loop is nice might draw marina as a Nikke.

Anyway, im in the fancy UTZ company again and i would like you to take a look at SENEA, which i shilled at 50 dollars a year ago.

>>52479187
Ex-Asia foreign

>>52479196

>>52479187
google "ex-us" ETFs. Simple way to do it, I'm in high dividend development market funds to diversify because I think europe is too interlinked as well.
>>52479181
Wall street does a lot of illegal things to manipulate the market. You are the one implying they only do it to the companies they don't like. They manipulate future prices too, and have been convicted for it. What did those natural resources do to incur their wrath? Dumb dumb.
>>52479211
Why limit yourself to china tech? The industry that biden is trade warring

the Shit&Piss 500 looks like its going to poo-poo, but i think it could also pee-pee
pic semi relel

>>52479185
i don t agree. we could use them...like put 100 in an arena and tell them the last one standing can live. better than any marvel movie. i don t have to tell you that at the end a sniper shoot the last one to make sure people understand the message

>>52479173
>absolutely gassed after 10 seconds of activity
I don't know how people tolerate getting so out of shape.
>>52479196
Is that Taylor Swift?

>>52479234
uhm, gay much?

>>52477650
use brave faggot

HANG SENG LEADING THE WORLD MARKETS DOWN!!!!

>>52479211
I'd short if I were you

>>52479240
>Why limit yourself to china tech?
my posrtfolio is 1/3 crypto on celsius for passive income. 1/3 on FTX for trading and 1/3 on china stocks. I was on russian stock but get ban and lost everything so now i m on china stocks. Do you think i will GMI ?

>>52479269
>HANG SENG LEADING THE WORLD MARKETS DOWN!!!!

>>52479270
good options liquidity on this ETF? looks like easy money for some put debit spreads

>>52479272
Looks like you covered all your risk. No way you can go tits up mate

>>52479240
>only companies they don't like
I never implied they only do that to those companies dumbass. Learn to read.

>>52479281
COPE SEETHE AND DIAL 8. THE REAL RED WAVE STARTS TOMORROW

>>52479285
eh, about 10 cents wide not bad

>>52479272
They will have to drain the pool to find all and remove all that glass. The father seems really chill despite the entire pool being ruined :(

SPY to 340 soon

>>52479308
I have never seen a big guy do a backflip before. That is rad.

>>52479251
>I don't know how people tolerate getting so out of shape.
I don t understand what you mean. these people are healthy usualy

>>52479329
yes dady is now use to it. It s just that i m fucking so strong....anyway i need now to go transfer my crypto on gemini for the sweet interest when they reopen earn

>>52479385
These girls know what’s up, keep your liquidity low and your stock portfolio high

>>52479358
Hope he dies soon so I never have to watch anything like that again

>>52479414
Eh i bet he outlives boogie

>glowie webms

ah, never change smg

i was at 4.9k then went down to 4.4k then to 4.8k
switched to boil got up to 5.3k today

jus need to get back to 40k to get my money back

>>52479414
He's Zelesnkyy's sekrit weapon

>>52479329
>SPY to 340 soon
What makes you think this?

Time to start gluggging Sauvignon Blanc bhenchodes

>>52479358
see this guy is the example that you can't just eat yourself to death in a year or two. Excess deaths are up not because of overeating.. which means deflationary spiral in 3-5 years

>>52479408
At least they don t see their saving being eat by inflation

test

>>52479487
HIV+

>>52479449
Burry and Ray Dalio told me in a dream that we are heading way down, but only JPOW determines if we go max pain. Max pain is below 330-320

Awhile back someone posted about how they believe in medium term the giant index funds will be drained and pull thr whole market down as boomers retire. Is this a credible fear? Would anything be safe in such a market?

jobs numbers will be hot right? seasonality high inventories american exceptionalism etc

>>52479511
Stocks that are not in any of those major indexes.

HANG SENG TECH INDEX DOWN OVER 4%

>>52479511
Boomers don't really provide any value to society anon. Not sure why them leaving the workforce would make anything worse. They'll just get their middle management positions replaced by immigrants and millennials who will do the same work for less. Extremely bullish actually.

>>52479543
Not my problem

Spy so fking dead tomorrow

>>52479553
he's talking about them selling their stock en masse, driving up the sell pressure and causing a crash, not them quitting their jobs. he isn't taking into account that boomers wont sell all of their stock at once because they're greedy fucks that want to squeeze as much money out of the market as possible in their few remaining years

>>52479511
Ammunition would go up. Buy POWW calls. Disclaimer: Have a huge $40 position in POWW calls.

On CNBC right now
>EUR
>European markets close 1% lower as geopolitical tensions rise after Poland missile incident
>Oil
Oil falls as geopolitical tensions ease

>>52478925
Fuck the Steelers
Are there any public companies HQed in Pittsburgh? I want to short them

>>52479592
Global markets are a joke right now.

>>52479603
>now

>>52479603
what are the financial implications for my 75 strike TSM put

>>52479572
State Job Openings and Labor Turnover drops tomorrow. Last time it dropped SPY 4 points, but that was just filling an overnight gap. Unless there is something else happening it looks like another crab slightly downwards.

>>52479340
I like the original better because it's more redeployable.

>>52479272
I always notice i only see down's snydrome kids with rich families.

Literally all the poor people i know have normal kids but the rich families have like 3-4 siblings and one of them is either socially maladjusted or some kind of genetically downs cunt

Genesis bankrupt kek

>>52479621
lol sell now, buffett just gave you the kiss of death

>>52479647
I would likely attribute that to age of conception. The older a couple is when they conceive the higher the likelihood of these problems. Wealthier people should be having alot their kids later in life because they spent their youth chasing that bag.

>>52479710
i bought after the news sir

>>52479647
>>52479714
Speaking of stuff like this, I've come to the realization that one of my cousins is probably a psychopath. What do?

>>52479714
Is this a sign? Would we all be better off if we never passed the "barefoot and pregnant" stage of cultural evolution?

>futures

>futures

>>52479722
wtf were you thinking

>>52479774
If I gained a nickel for every time futures predicted market action and lost one otherwise I'd probably be just as rich as I am now.

>>52479815
You're just not trying hard enough

>>52479173
kek his dance. that's how i do it in the club

>>52479808
it has only gone down since then. i usually sell the news. asia futures are way down rn btw.

speaking of

>futures

>>52479553
While it's true boomers provide negative value, the abrupt sale of their positions would have significant effects on the market.

Whether or not they would actually allow anything to, you know, happen, and not just use their overwhelming political electorate to vote for prosperity till death, is not clear though.

Lmao @ bears who are still perma-dooming after the market just decided none of that shit matters for the last two weeks. See you idiots when we're back at all time highs and everyone who's been buying recently is up big time

>>52479732
Is empathy actually real though? It sounds like a combination of emotions, imagination, and projection. Extremely low/high IQ usually don't empathize either. Coming up with a medical term for shitty people doesn't make sense to me. ASPD is just as bullshit as ADHD.

>>52479714
Women past age 30 are rolling the dice with pregnancy. It is a shame that waiting to establish a stable adult life just fucks your shit up.

>>52479822
Red day, crab futures. SPY to 414 tmr

>>52479856
their overwhelming political electorate

this is diminishing a great deal. also their lives are extending so its not like they'll just definitely die before they think about selling it all either out of spite or boredom

>>52479870
Ok but what if I'm pretty sure he enjoys hurting other people/animals?

>>52479870
>Extremely low/high IQ usually don't empathize either
Empathy studies show that persons below the threshold for recursive thinking typically do not show empathy. Which makes sense, sub-105 or so can scarcely comprehend their own thoughts, much less consider the thoughts of others.

>>52479737
we certainly weren't biologically designed to be stuck in the education system for our first 18-26 years.

>>52479871
>waiting to establish a stable adult life
You mean goofing off like overgrown children?
They just start having kids then because they have nothing else to do and feel pressured into it.

>>52479904
29 sir

>>52479187
INCO

>good morning sirs

>>52479926
academia is cancer

>>52479904
>>52479926
>>52479937
You think you deserve these prestigious jobs with just ONE doctorate? You fucking millenials are so entitled it's insane.

>>52479947
>>52479937
Remember if you want that degree you need to take 40 hours of electives like "Gender Equality" and "Intro the Classical Music" otherwise we won't let you graduate.
Each class costs money and the books do to. You have to take these classes to be a "well rounded person".

>fucking millenials are so entitled
oh?

>>52479974
Why does that child look like my elderly alcoholic uncle?

>>52479974
Omg that is cruel lol

>>52479967
I had to take a criminal justice course while I was majoring in accounting. It's a fucking joke.

>>52479967
Gender equality classes are better training for the modern job market than these newfangled chemistry or physics courses.

>>52477683
This is precisely why I don't feel guilty about being a serial adulterer. I got married specifically to be one and my life has been beautiful.

>>52480032
This is why I don't feel bad for gambling a lot of money away on online casinos.

>>52479967
Those classes are just for picking up girls. STEM majors aren't gonna see as many girls in their core classes.

>>52480032
>Damn, you know, fucking zoomer thots is getting kind of boring
>You know what would make it better? Getting married and doing the exact same thing so I get bonus points for 'adultery'
Based as fuck

>>52480045
this is why I don't feel bad for laughing at dave chappelles SNL monolouge

GOOKFUCK I AM TIRED OF "THIS PASS IS IN USE BY ANOTHER IP" BULLSHIT

also college is for fags either luck into money like i did or die. Wageslavery is death.

inflation is coming down.
tick tock bobo.

>>52480061
Pretty remarkable that he got away with that. Of course look what jon Stewart said. He literally said the line.

>>52480130
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

>>52480117
If it's been on a clear downtrend since March, and an even clearer one since June, why the absolute fuck has the market been shitting the bed?

>>52480117
Deflation is exactly what bobo wants genius

>>52480117
meanwhile UK inflation is at 11% and rising, LOL

>>52480139
The Jew is scared. They are on the defensive now instead of their normal offensive

>>52480155
the intelligent bull wants deflation too
that means the money printer will rise from the grave

>futures

>>52480148
Just for that. 100.

>>52480166
0% free money isn't coming back anytime soon, at least not in 2023

>>52478803
it can be seen as a pivot from agressive, to less or not aggressive

>>52480168
Excuse me, you're supposed to use that webm with
>soft landing

>>52480190
lol if we move into deflation the money printer is coming back on i promise, powell has already said he will use his "very powerful tools" if they go too hard

we can do it esemgee :)

>>52478603
>crab for 10 years
no nigga we are just gonna drop

>>52480276
Goobyy litul wun :)

>>52478542
This is as retarded as the Bitcoin rainbow chart. Financialization of US is at odds with the ongoing theme of deglobalization.

>>52480190
oh really? is that why the curve is inverted at 8 months when they anticipate rates to start approaching zero again?

>>52480297
yu are done fren :)

>>52480276
no we cant

>>52480346
yes we can fren :)

Inflation will not go down. At best we will get bouncing inflation like the early 70’s, it took literally less than six months before covid stimulus sent inflation above the feds long term range.

Jesus what the fuck did China do this time, Hang seng is dipping hard

>>52479528
its jobless numbers and they're going to have spiked from layoffs most likely

>>52480370
1980's had periods where inflation dropped, only for there to be more periods of inflation rising sky high.

I wouldn't let your guard down, who knows if inflation will rise over 10% or not soon

>>52477692
Cheap money that just dried up

>>52480370
In 70s despite high inflation, wages still outpaced inflation. That's not likely to happen this time.

This Post is (not) a Legal Tender for all debts public and private except Duties on Imports and Interest on the Public Debt; and is (not) receivable in payment of all loans made to the United States.

>>52480401
Yes I agree. I think it’s extremely likely, I think we will bounce between periods of intense spending causing more inflation, and tepid tightening to try and reign it in.

>>52480418
I also agree with this

>>52480440
>>52480440
>>52480440

>>52478426
>coins
>on a synagogue floor
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>>52480406
read the filename.

>>52477683
Not yet, we still have to build the AI counterfeit God to complete the prophecies.

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>>52480440
>>52480440
>>52480440

>>52480117
>truflation
Actual inflation has been stuck in the 7-8% range yoy for what like a year and a half now?