/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck crabs

Hello all! Here is your mid-day news. A little slow today, everyone is mostly talking about the missile strike, and Trump.
>Retail sales rose in October, beating forecasts. Biggest jump since January
>Musk to name new Twitter boss
>Amazon to layoff 10,000 Corporate employees
>US Used car market slows down, pointing to cooling inflation
>Aisin Corp, Japan’s major auto supply company, will use AMD chips to power a new system that helps cars park themselves
>Artemis I Mission had a smooth start, performing well during its inaugural test flight. The Rocket is built by Lockheed Martin. It should take about a week to get to the moon.
>Yale Law School pulls out of US Law School rankings
>One of the biggest donors to the Republican party, Blackstone CEO Stephen Schwazman, will not support Trump Presidential Bid this time around. Another Republican mega-donor, Ken Griffin, from Citadel will back Ron DeSantis. Griffin was the third biggest donor to the Republicans during the 2022 Midterms.

World:
>Inflation in England hits 11.1%
>Missile Strike on Poland unlikely to be deliberate attack, says NATO

i'm doubling down on DRV and no i won't buy JEPI and divvys are a psyop

VOTE FOR TRUMP IF YOU WANT THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY TO STOP USING GAME THEORY TO TAKE YOUR FEDCOINS

>>52471900
>Still need to hire a janny to wipe up the onion spill
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY

I don't know what to do, so I am going to do nothing.

Why no one talking about DIA? Its literally topping. It led the rally against growth.

>>52472026
Stop making fun of Rocker

i hope you sold your puts ZI anon

>>52472014
What crab?

>>52472017
Thanks news anon. Yeah it is a slow day.

I love watching the space stuff, but didn't bother with the Artemis launch.

Nice win for AMD

>>52472058
What's the deal with this? Why did it dump?

Is it a buy now or soon?

>>52472017
>It should take about a week to get to the moon.
but my fucking calls expire in 2 hours! I need us to get to the fucking moon like in 1 hour.

bought for 5 +75 gain
i don't even know why it dumped and i don't care

DO ONE THING
FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Last chance to buy NVDA calls before record earnings and increased guidance.

what happens if I'm holding puts on MSFT and they have a dividend payment tomorrow?

>>52472017
>All of the dumb retail drones are chanting "short NVDA because muh crypto" so I'm inversing retail.
>>>52472017
>thanks news anon

>>52472082
What's the full deal with the Artemis launch? I know they desperately want to put a black woman on the moon, as they have said. But someone told me that the real purpose is to figure out how to get there again, because so many records were lost from the first moon landings. I don't know if I really buy that, though. As someone who loves Space Stuff, what is your opinion?

>tfw a ton of big name bond traders are all saying that something in the financial system has broken or is now in the process of breaking

>>52472026
>>52472047
Labor will be so scarce after the great reset that I will be paid $50 and hour to clean up onions from robot messes.

>>52472098
>Last chance to buy NVDA calls before record earnings and increased guidance.

I'll take the other side of that trade

>>52472114
what

>>52472118
Minimum wage will be 50 universal tokens per hour but a house will cost 5 million universal tokens

>>52472017
>Inflation hits 11.1% in England
Holy fuck that entire country is going to starve. They get what they deserve.

>>52472022
Game theory based anything is a race to the bottom since it’s entire premise is just it’s better to mutually lose less.

>>52472114
People who made their money in a 40 year deflationary bond bull market think somethings broken when inflation pops up, why am I not suprised

my brain says buy soxs, but my gut says don't buy anything

Buy the dip, it’s literally free money. We’ve already made generational lows.

Risk is you miss the next leg higher.

>>52472121
Get ready to lose all your money you motherfucking bitch.

>>52472134
Everyone will starve anon.. US inflation I'd that high we just lie about it so jews could get one last scam rally before the big dump

>>52472121
You need a 13% move just to get itm. Even if they miss, which is very likely, I don't think they will drop that much based on how much volume there is on their options.

>>52472125
Started yesterday and more of them been talking about it today. Something about the yield inversion and a tell-tale signal about something big either having broken or being on the verge of breaking.

>>52472136
What? They're not holding bonds. Only IBs and pension funds bound by regulation are doing that. They are trading bonds

>>52472132
That's fine I'll pay 100 credits to activate the double credits promo and pay another 100 credits for the mystery wheel wagie spin. A tiny section on the wheel is win a free house. That's how I'll get my home.

>>52472121
Watch out anon, keep a hedge. Reminder AI is "in" right now, and the server farms are buying up these https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/nvidia-ampere-a100-pcie-300w-80gb-passive-double-wide-full-height-gpu-customer-install/apd/490-bhbk/graphic-video-cards..

>>52472113
They dont have the parts to build the old Apollo rockets anymore. So, they had to build something new. Well, congress got involved so it all went to shit. It became a jobs program that is way to fucking over budget to be worth our time and money. The Artemis is built using spare space shuttle parts and garbage. My short take on the program. Private space is the way of the future, because the government cant do anything cheap or efficiently.

>1pbtid telling me what to do
Nah.

Looks like its about to fall off a cliff

>>52472173
>Private space is the way of the future, because the government cant do anything cheap or efficiently.
This is my take on things in general

Markets crab because it's anticipating something. What is it waiting for?

>>52472113
Oh and yes this is just a test flyby of the moon with an empty astronaut worthy capsule.

tfw didn't buy super nintendo SNES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DOES MARKET MOMENTUM LITERALLY JUST NEVER FUCKING EXIST UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ANYMORE
IS IT JUST OPENLY BANKS ASSFUCKING EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD DAMN NIGHRT OR MAKING UP PRETEND MISSILE ATTACKS WHENEVER THEY NEED TO DO ANYTHING
IS IT JUST A COMPLETELY MASK OFF FUCK US IN THE ASS SCAM AT THIS POINT
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

THE MARKET MAKES A BIG MOVE SO OTHER PEOPLE TRY TO JOIN IN ON THE SAME MOVE?
HAS ANYONE EVER FUCKING HEARD OF THAT?
THAT IS IN FUCKING FACT A THING IS IT NOT???

>>52472209

>>52472209
white power hour

>>52472225
it's an hypercrab rape market, everybody's getting raped

>>52472158
I never said they were holding retard. Consider the fact that real interest rates are -4% and yet they can’t make money longing bonds.

>>52472155
>You need a 13% move just to get itm
>>52472141
>>52472170

yeah the 13% OTM was probably too far. i'm up +18% on this position, i might just sell before EOD and sit it out. i shouldve done like a 155p instead

>>52472209
The big boys are on the potty after lunch.

>>52472209
It's a secret, apparently. As usual, only insiders and glowfaggots are allowed to know.

Friendly reminder that U.S. congress collectively trades more accurately than any hedge fund on Earth.

>>52472248
Except for the people who sold options.

Buy NVDA weekly calls right now

>vix fucking red
Hmm bobos?

>>52472209
I don’t think the market gives a shit about news anymore. Volume is low and everything seems to be dropping slowly/crabbing simultaneously. My guess is the activity is decreasing because no one knows where we’re headed.

Just be patient, anon. All we have to do is wait and everything will be revealed.

>>52472213
You can emulate all of that shit though.

It's literally the start of the next leg down to new lows and faggot perma bulls are slurping. Retail can get pump and dumped 100 times because their diabetes fogged brains can't remember more than 2 weeks of information

I'm feeling a big pump boys

>>52472017
>Artemis I Mission had a smooth start, performing well during its inaugural test flight. The Rocket is built by Lockheed Martin.
ULA is 50% LockMart, but BA owns the other 50%, while NOC and AJRD are of course their own tickers.

Isn't pork great?

WILL THE MARKET EVER NOT BE A FUCKING RETARDED CLOWNWORLD SHITSHOW OF A PYRAMID SCAM, EVER AGAIN

>>52472275
Uhh, VIX is a downward volatility indicator, sweaty. The rest of the market is red/crabbing, too. We probably won’t get any major activity until after thanksgiving.

>>52472271
I feel like you're trying to make me lose money

>>52472295
Sweety...it's rounding. Your straight lines lie

>>52472267
>Friendly reminder that U.S. congress collectively trades more accurately than any hedge fund on Earth
Oh shut the fuck up already. So tired of you people and this constant spew of dumbass, baseless conspiracies that you proudly tout as fact to make yourselves feel more intelligent than you are.

>>52472295
I'm not even a bobo and I can safely say that SPY being near 400 is a joke.

>>52472113
Much of the institutional memory from the Apollo program has retired/died since. That's why there have been some speed bumps with SLS. You notice how SLS uses a larger number of the RS-25 engines off the shuttle, instead of some smaller number of larger engines like the Saturn V did. Personally, I think this decision was made because the RS-25 was the biggest mature design they already had and it was deemed more efficient to reuse that one than start fresh or try and resurrect the larger F-1 engine from shop drawings without any living memory.

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT THESE PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOTS WERE ALLOWED TO STAY IN POWER

Why isn't the VIX up?

Anyone have the Pelosi trade tracker link?

>>52472329
Hey, newfriend.

>this is probably bait, but I’ll bite

>>52472329
The glowing, it's so bright...

>>52472295
Tongue my anus

I want to become a SPYD boomer, who else is with me?

>>52472330
It's gonna start bouncing off the top of 380.

>>52472275
Mumus hedged for WWIII last night, then they unhedged

>>52472192
Yeah, this Artemis 1 launch was at one time confirmed for launch in 2020. That was already behind schedule if I remember correctly. Space X is launching rockets almost daily now. And at a cost of a comparable rocket that is just incredibly cheaper than this program.

>>52472328
You were supposed to buy at 350 and sell at 400. Enjoy your bags "sweetie"

>>52472329
>access to insider knowledge
>no rules against trading
I didn't think this was that controversial of a phenomenon

>>52472329
THIS IS FROM BUSINESS INSIDER YOU FAGTALKING CUNT

DO YOU KNOW OF ANY MUTUAL FUNDS THAT GET RETURNS LIKE THIS? IF SO THEN PLEASE POINT ME IN THAT DIRECTION.

OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE UNDERLYING POINT SINCE YOUW ANT TO TALK ABOUT CONSPIRACY THEORIES:

https://www.businessinsider.com/congress-stock-act-violations-senate-house-trading-2021-9?op=1

FAGGOT BITCH

>>52472393
It’s spelled “sweaty”

>>52472295
The market is the most bullish at the top, it's just that simple, the market doesn't see the next leg down coming.

>>52472403
WHOOPS FORGOT THE PIC

>>52472295
if I had listened to bobos every time they said it was going to dump this month I'd be liquidated

>>52472295
I won't hold my breath till we go below the june bottom

>>52472192
Government is paying the bill for private flight R&D at the end of the day. Not saying that's a bad thing, it probably works just as efficiently or moreso than NASA. But, at the end of the day the taxpayer is footing most of the bill.

>>52472295
So should I keep my puts? I'm about to get flagged for pattern day trading but I'm up over 5% on the day and feel a little unsure about tomorrow. Feel like there is nothing to be optimistic about but retail is retarded and keeps trying to pump on nothing.

The crab may die tomorrow.Starting from AH

Whatever happened to that USAC guy? The DWAC tranny? Poemanon? Fordanon? How many suicides has /smg/ been responsible for?

>>52472447
Poemanon post here daily still.

>>52472427
we're wrong until we're right, then we're right until we're wrong again. It's just that simple, you gotta wait for us to be done being wrong, and stick with us until we're just about done being right.

Uh oh guys, it looks like us incels are responsible again...

>>52472043
Muscular cute women are hot
Forceful reverse rape without protection when

how do i watch the waller speech for free

>>52472444
So we thinking Nivdia has good earnings or not?

This is the fucking top

who tf is buying that dip

>>52472477
Doesn't matter. Nvidia almost always tanks on earnings - good or bad

>395
IT'S OVER MUMU

>>52472463
Tell me about it.

>>52472459

>>52472477
they wont desu

>>52472447
Ford anon finally got his shit together and left /smg/. DWAC tranny aka clftranny lost all his money but managed to buy a house before losing it all. He now collects vintage gaming stuff and Pokemon cards like a faggot.

spy 388 eod
your welcome

>>52472101
you get your own kind of dividend payout if it was not priced in to the premium you paid

>>52472499
I GUESS PPT IS JUST GOING TO ASSRAPE US FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT AFTER ALL
OR MAYBE YELLEN MADE SOME MORE CALLS WHERE THE PROMISED TO SUBVERT THE FED'S QUANTITATIVE EASING BY BUYING UP BONDS
WHO KNOWS

>>52472499
If it crabs one way all day, inverse it, its that simple.

>>52472531
QUANTITATIVE TIGHTENING I MEANT
SORRY GUYS I'M KIND OF DYSLEXIC

>>52472433
>Government is paying the bill for private flight R&D at the end of the day.
Not as much as you'd think. Every spooksat or ISS resupply or science sat at this point takes a spot away from Musk's and Bezos' planned constellations.

>But, at the end of the day the taxpayer is footing most of the bill.
In the case of SpaceX, it's Starlink subscribers. For Blue Origin it's Bezos. Other newspace (looking at you, ASTR), it's SPAC bagholders.

You're right in the case of oldspace grift though. Nobody flies ULA or ESA or Roscosmos if they don't have to.

>>52472525
do it

>>52472513
imagine laying below her with your face between her legs and everytime she open and closes her legs she queefs and farts on your face

>>52472447
Ford Anon is still the coolest guy in the room.

>>52472459
>Believing a Jew
>Believing a woman
>Believing a Jewish woman
Okay, Caroline, sex tapes when?

Is it possible to get the earning figure before the official publication?
Lets say i live close to a stock listed corp, how would i go to get the figures ?

>>52472477
Pelosi sold her NVDA position exactly 2 months ago. It's going below $100.

>>52472471
It's like those $2 sandwiches at Augusta. The speech is free but admittance to the conference is $500k.

natural gas bros what was that

What the fuck was that?

>>52472459
>jews
>jew shrink
>druggies
>fraud
>oh my God SEEEEEEXXXX
wtf is wrong with them

>>52472459
She is now a permanent addition to my waifig harem.

VCC 9list
>buys
N/A
>sells
LWAY
TAP
GCBC
HGBL
LSEA
SPCE

tomorrow
>buys
PMD
>sells
USFD

>>52472567
(Omg did you really just say that?)

>>52472155
>You need a 13% move just to get itm. Even if they miss, which is very likely, I don't think they will drop that much based on how much volume there is on their options.

i went ahead and sold for +20% profit on an intraday trade. 13% is too far OTM for a 2dte option for NVDA. the most its dropped in a single day this year is -8%

EVERY DAY
EVERY IT'S JUST A BIG FUCKING JOKE
IT HASN'T JUST DONE NORMAL STOCK MARKET SHIT FOR EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS NOW
EVERY SINGLE DAY, IT'S FUCKING SHITCOIN DAY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK GLOWFAGGOTS AND THEIR PIRATE REGIME

>>52472584
Yes,wear a kippah

Lol where's the guy with his $100k VIX position. He's dead.

>>52472605
oh yeah, hitting on a coworker you saw on tinder - what could possibly go wrong? certainly no awkward situation could come from this, right guys?

So will AMD go down to $10?
>>52472605
Jesus Christ

>>52472614
>eight months
1971 was 51 years ago anon

>>52472605
Anon..

>>52472614
>market gigapumps 7% in a day
>YES THIS IS A TOTALLY NATURAL MARKET REACTION
>market crabs
>WTF IS THIS CLOWN MARKET BULLSHIT WAAAH WAAAH
stfu

The bottom was already hit, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

I bought MMTLP yesterday did I buy the top of a pump and dump? Any thoughts are appriciated.

>>52472665
YEAH IT'S A SHITCOIN RETARD
EXACTLY

>>52472668
I'll hit your bottom.

nobody talking about the 1mo inverting the 10y? Pretty soon the overnight rate will invert too

Natty gas bros what the fuck was that? WW3 starting?

>>52472121
good luck, I would've liked pic but I'm broke

>"... NVDA will miss."

>>52472453
I don't post a poem every day. I haven't had any inspiration lately for new ones, but some days I'll post an old rerun if the situation is right.

>>52472605
>doesn’t know about fresh valve gaskets
NGMI

>>52472633
It wasn't his coworker it was a wagie girl at the Ford dealership.

>>52472459
I mean I'd have sex with her if you paid me a couple billion dollars. I wouldn't even make her wear a paper bag.

>FED'S WALLER: THE FED'S POLICY IS BARELY RESTRICTIVE.

>>52472459
>2 billion dollars of client money is missing
>kike in charge flees the country
>ok but let's take a moment to talk about how much sex they were or were not having
i now believe they were constantly having sex with minors while doing meth and will not change my mind

>>52472604
Good shit. 20% profit in a day is really good . I'm holding one put at $167.50. can't decide if I want to sell it before EOD yet.

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
YUH

>>52472605
Ford anon is legendary in the autism department. Remember guys are dont do this.

>>52472590
>>52472683
Kicked off at 2 pm exactly, right? Maybe a new NOAA weather forecast or something.

>>52472668
Yesterday it was "oh my god WW3 is starting sell now!" and now its "oh my god Target had bad earnings, sell now!"

>>52472702
based, I hope they hike up to 25% and murder all these shitco's once and for all

You guys buying calls or puts today?

>>52472682
idk what that even means(im a permabull btw)

>>52472604
well done anon
money in the bank

>>52472690
Right, just meant you were still here though and usually post. Just not poems.

>>52472714
Not just bad earnings, bad earnings due to negroes stealing shit.

>>52472710
Idk he's got some competition

>>52472605
>>52472698
God almighty I had forgotten how bad this was

>>52472735
Yes, I'm also in MoveNite every week because I have nothing else going on Saturday evenings...

>>52472605
UHH BASED

>>52472704
>Ties to Ukraine (a sex trafficking hotspot)
>Ties to politicians and celebrities (half of them pedos)
>Now hiding out in the Caribbean
Epstein 2.0

Michael Burry is talking about buying Gold now.
He was right about the market top (about a month early), he was right about GME, he was right about crypto, and he was right about GEO most recently.

Is it time to go full boomer?

>>52472745
Okay this is based

>>52472736
I know, but I don't think target having bad earnings is a good reason to dump on. Its upscale walmart, which means no one shops there anymore because its demographic was gobbled up by amazon prime. Plus negro theft

>>52472725
puts

>>52472683
That terminal must have announced they're reopening to ship stuff overseas

>>52472765
>Half of them

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONCE!

TMF $10 JAN 2024 CALL OPTIONS. JUST SET IT AND FORGET IT.

>>52472698
>that flurry of panic texts in the beginning
Kek
>>52472745
Yeah pajeet anon is pretty legendary too.

>>52472767
yes

>>52472767
Yes, get oil, gold, and gasoil

I miss the good old days

>>52472745
>>52472605
good god

>>52472698
>It wasn't his coworker it was a wagie girl at the Ford dealership.

if she's offering up her feet, thats a good sign

>>52472767
>right about the market top
he was not. he gave up on shorting TSLA, ARKK, and AAPL several quarters early.

>>52472821
That wasn't Fordanon that was from CRBPajeet

>>52472209
>What is it waiting for?

>>52472811
Best gold tickers?

>>52472817
I wish my gf and I could go back to before we had sex so that we could have sex in a forest the first time we have sex.

>>52472209
Christmas.

>>52472838
DUST

The sector that has seen the most significant slowing is housing. New home construction and new and existing home sales, which grew strongly before and during the pandemic, have all fallen in 2022. As purchases of homes fall, so does demand for goods that typically accompany purchases—new carpeting, new furniture, new lawn mowers and so on. So slowing home sales will decrease demand for goods that complement the purchase of a new home and that will put downward pressure on the prices of those goods.

Furthermore, housing prices that were increasing at an annual rate of 20 percent as late as May slowed to about a 2 percent rate in October, according to data from Zillow. Housing may be the first but won't be the last sector of the economy where higher interest rates will have the effect of dampening demand and will ultimately help moderate price increases. Our goal is to rein in demand, bringing demand and supply into better balance, which will help reduce upward pressure on inflation.

>>52472838
Dec 2022 gold futures, fuck your tickers

>148.8 AAPL
That's what I like to see

>>52472838
NEM is a big gold miner that trades on the NYSE and is liquid

not sure what kind of thread to make about femoid suffering the cost of living crisis, jannies are trannies and will obviously tard out and simp for these dumb whores
i know you are my bros and will laugh along with me at these fuckholes getting JUSTed by inflation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS2tbPontC0

>>52472757
you have no idea how comfy those nights are anon.

>>52472867
liquid gold? like velveta shells and cheese?

i want to gather all forms of femoid cost-of-living suffering and do a megathread about it

>>52472838
GDX
FNV

What a shit day for me, even baggie outperforming me

Man.. as PoemAnon, I'm actually kind of glad that I'm too afraid to talk to girls at all... so at least I don't have any embarrassing text exchanges to show /smg/...
>>52472884
Yeah, but there's been some underwhelming movies lately... I'm hoping for a good one this weekend

I think a thicc jewess is in to me at the gym. Giant jew fro, kind of disgusting.
Odds of an NVDA earnings leak?

WHITE [POWER HOUR IN 5 MINUTES GET YOUR BUYS IN MY FELLOW ARYANS

Short BMBL

>>52472913
I wouldn't be so sure about that, i'm down 20% and haven't been able to get more than 2 wins in these MTGA drafts.

>>52472871
landlords are scum

>>52472927
>not having a home gym
Bearish

Waller is bullish.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/waller20221116a.htm

>>52472936
if that thing messaged me first, i'd delete the app and toss my phone in the river

>>52472942
you're in the wrong general, faggot

I think Burry is a bit early with gold, but I also think Gold will go to new ATHs within a weak of a true pivot.
Should you buy physical or miner stocks?

>>52472698
Appears as if he almost closed here. What happened?

>>52472017
>Retail sales rose in October, beating forecasts. Biggest jump since January
That's because everything is more expensive. Staple goods are bleeding normies dry and they're putting it all on credit cards. Somehow this gets spun on Bloomberg as a good thing. Christ we are so fucked.

>>52472927
post pic of her

>>52472975
>gold
Dumb overlord poster

>>52472975
Physical, unless you want to baghold mining shit.
If you really must, then just go with GDX. DON'T touch GDXJ or any other miner desu.
Just fucking buy physical, keep shit simple and win.

>>52472939
Baggie i used to hate you because im sexually attracted to you
is trumps career over?

>>52472987
>and they're putting it all on credit cards. Somehow this gets spun on Bloomberg as a good thing
Discover and Mastercard and VISA all beat on 3Q so everything must be fine

>>52472986
thought so too
also curious

>>52472447
Nice gas range, bro

300 IQ bigbrain take: NVDA will beat but some extremely pessimistic wording about crypto market will push algos over the edge.

-20% it is.

>McConnell still holds his position
How? That chink lover should have been gone a long time ago.

>>52472987
I see it as this
Say I sell apples, at my shop, for 10$ a piece
And I take 100$ home
Now my apples cost 200$
And I earn 160$ that day
Did I do well? ofc not

>>52473019
That can't possibly have any further reaching consequences.
What happens to the economy when there are mass defaults?

>>52473036
Boomers will cling to positions of power until they die at the podium. It’s getting ridiculous.

>>52472447
God, I want an actual kitchen so badly.

>>52473019
Credit card companies are going to be fine. If you don't pay, they garnish your wages, if you don't have a job, they'll garnish your tax returns. They're going to get their money one way or another. If not your credit score will get trashed so hard you'll never be able to finance anything ever again.

>>52473032
when you say "beat" you mean beat already guided down numbers right?

>>52472863
>Housing data is tomorrow

50 mln vol to go. Who's ready for a violent swing in ...a direction?

>>52472447
Who here remembers CLF tranny

>>52473036
who else can pull it off? Rick Scott doesnt have decades of bribery holding things together

Give it to me straight, I bought SOXL at $14 a few days ago

Am I going to make money this year? Or Is it going back to single digits?

>>52473014
Trump is crashing the plane with no survivors. He's going to split the Republicans and give the Democrats an easy victory in 2024.

>>52473051
we switch to BTC as the new global currency?

>>52473066
Well, a beat is a beat.

>>52473069
>violent swing
How about a violent crab? We'll scuttle to the right so fast it'll make your head spin.

>>52473036
they are deep state puppets. If they don't do what they are told, it gets revealed they fucked kids. You don't get power without having blackmail on you

>>52473030
Thanks fren I just bought it after melting the top of the one that came with the house

is nvidia leaking or nah

>>52473093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

>>52473085
is that shooped in or did heath ledger actually do that between takes

>>52473076
lmao whatever happened to xer?

>>52472871
As long as they have a warm butthole they can make ends meet.

>>52473089
you want one of my two 3070 cards that are currently in my trading rig? with the death of ETH mining having dual GPUs is a bit overkill for just a standard day trading rig.

>>52473111
still crabbing

>>52473085
nvda & amd are still 2x overvalued. The rest in SOXX are trading at the top of their ranges, and although the PEs look attractive its a cyclical industry where PEs collapse after booms.

>>52473086
I think he misread the room and should have waited until next year to run. He blew the excitement completely

>>52473076
Who could forget

>>52472447
I miss streetwalker anon :(

>>52473085
its going back to 10$ tomorrow, then pump to 20$ before january and crater back to 3$
Source: me
Screencap this

>>52473123
I won't feel satisfied until they are in chains in slave markets

>>52473051

this is some stubborn snibby action

>>52473148

Every time I talk about shorting Bumble the jannies ban me for 3 days. It's literally a glow nigger psyop full of lefty shit, trannies and fat people. 90% of the profiles are fake and full of liberal mental illness shit

BUY NVIDIA CALLS NOW IT WILL BE 200 AH.

>>52473171
I side with the jannies on this one, I don't want to see pics of whales and trannies

>>52473171
>>>/soc/

NOOO SOUR HOUR!

>>52473171
>she/her
more like hambeast/hambone

>>52473127
Sorry, I promised to Mommy Lisa I woudn't cheat on her.

Can we please end crypto now, before it's too late? We're the only ones who can do it, /smg/.

>>52473171
Do you remember to include the ticker for bumble? BMBL is prime for shorting

>>52473148

>>52473171
slampig

looks like the market pulled a little stinky on everyone. sub $394 close

>>52473200
SBF did nothing wrong. Release the video.

is it DRIPing time?

>>52473217
Out of kindness to fellow anons I will not post her picture, but if you look up this "Caroline" you will realize that definitely counts as "doing something wrong".

>>52473233

>>52473134
>last account activity on stocktwits was november of last year
maybe he did actually kill himself

How fucked would you, /smg/ be (pun intended) if somebody leaked your sex tape?

>>52473233
imagine being a virgin and seeing girls like this HAHAHAH

>>52473233
Please stop posting ugly cock goblins anon

>>52473014
Trump is going to win the republican nomination in 2024, the problem is the general election will be rigged, and there's no way he can overcome the massive amounts voter fraud to win the race. However since he gave me some personal responsibility last night regarding the campaign I think what we should do is do a huge get out the vote effort and spend money to harvest ballots where legal and take part in signing people up to vote at gun shows, nascar races, and every where else you find large groups of trump supporters.

>>52473253
The thots I fuck post our content to the internet and all the coomers love it.

t. /p/hotographer

I sell my sex tapes>>52473253

>>52473239
you like harry potter too? shalom
>>52473264
If digits Trump wins it all

Oil to 150 soon r-r-r-right bros?

>>52473242
>>52473254
>>52473257
Thanks for answering my question

EOD selloff coming

>>52473311
Two weeks

>>52473300
welp looks like we don't even have to work on the campaign at all, shit's confirmed.

Been a good day bros. Drank a ton, made smoked salted caramel, bought some SOXL puts because fuck SOXL, bought a BMBL put. What could go wrong?

>>52473264
>Trump is going to win the republican nomination in 2024
i didnt vote in midterms for the first time since i was of age to vote but I'll vote for 45 just for the top keks

this is some prime 45 in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFpkvAePP7M

Just woke up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey Buddy. Look at that NVDA computer

>>52473311
Any day now

>>52473300
Check 'em.

>>52473330
what are you going to do with that salted caramel?

>>52473354
Pour it on sluts for his Onlyfans.

>>52473347
Bought a small lotto put, the IV fucking ran so hard I just sold it for a small $50 profit kek

>>52473347
last min shakeout. I am feeling zen as the time approaches

>NVDA bobos when they discover crypto does not fucking matter

>>52473330
How to make? I wanna put some of that over ice cream

>>52473233
At least his tuck game is on point

>>52473365
hot

>>52473354
I'm going to sell it to little old white ladies next weekend for $6/4oz

NVDA bros I'm scared

>>52473383
sugar + cream

I am buying SOXL at close, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

>>52473330
real smoke or liquid smoke? liquid smoke flavor can be pretty good if not overdone, but nothing beats the real smoke of a weber smokey mountain

DO NORMAL STOCK MARKET SHIT
YOU FUCKIN SHITCOIN GLOWFAGGOT PILE OF TURDS

>>52473273
>entire style is overexposed racy pictures taken with a cheap camera and a white background
This guy is clearly just in it for the pussy.

Low volume jewish shakeout on NVDA. BUY CALLS NOW AND DONT LET KIKES TAKE YOUR SHARES. 200+ AFTERHOURS

>>52472613
why are you like this?

>>52473383
Please be careful making caramel anon sugar burns are serious stuff. But here's the recipe.

>>52473407
He just ripped off Andy Warhol, who was also in it for the pussy/bussy.

>>52473402
Real smoke

>>52473425
Thanks. Yea I bet it sticks like napalm

New

>>52473438
>>52473438

>>52473394
I'm torn and thus don't have a position on NVDA at the moment - on the one hand they're probably coming off of one of their most profitable quarters ever with the manic rush to buy all the GPU's ever at the tail end of meaningful PoW mining; on the other, their future outlook has changed from being neon-green bullish to being damn near fucked. Potential recalls of the 4xxx series, fires, bricked cards, melted power connectors, outrageous prices, literally bullying EVGA out of the GPU market, I could go on.

Hedge. Hedge you dumb motherfucker.

>>52473441
It exactly sticks like napalm
and is twice as hot

straddle up boys, I don't know which way we're going, but we're going somewhere.

No no no stop going down. Stop it.
>>52473233
wall hit so hard

Did anyone save the webm of that sexy cop from another thread?