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>> No.52467128

thread sucks

>> No.52467133
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>>52467109
Jannies fuck infested wound holes

>> No.52467138

Bears heemed

Bulls heemed

Crabs heemed

Board is dead.

>> No.52467141
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good morning sirs

>> No.52467144
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I don't care what happens I just want to see some lines move

>> No.52467175
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I hope my Energy Barons are selling CC’s generating that sweet passive income.

Your Colombian waifu needs some new clothes.

>> No.52467181

Who's the next big layoff name?
Google?
Meta (again)?

>> No.52467207

Mumu, are you OK?
Are you OK, Mumu?

>> No.52467209
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>omg drumpf is running DW-ACK! to $50!!
Kek get fucked MIGAtards

>> No.52467227

>>52467181
NVDA

>> No.52467241

why are 11/17 spy options not priced? they're there, not priced

>> No.52467248

>>52467181
TSLA

>> No.52467253

markets will never go up or down ever again

>> No.52467263

>>52467241
Wait 8 min

>> No.52467266

buying NVDA calls at open because I have balls

>> No.52467274

>>52467138
Your state mandated transwife's grandchildren will ask you what your position was during the Great Heemening.

>> No.52467281
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>>52467248
is he gonna sell more shares today

>> No.52467289
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>>52467253

>> No.52467292

pltr has to be the worst stock on the market

>> No.52467296

TGT TGT TGT


lol
lmao

>> No.52467298

>>52467266
there's literally nothing bullish about NVDA so you're probably making the right choice
Outclown the market

>> No.52467297

So it looks like the recession is already here.

>> No.52467313

>>52467292
Lol no
Muln

>> No.52467323

spy 390 or 405 today

>> No.52467330

>>52467209
why has that family acquired a jeweish child?
is it a prop from the photographer?

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performance review scores were apparently too high so HR stepped in and had my bosses boss insure I didn't get ones and twos. yeah okay lol. granted everybody got fucked over apparently but still

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Good luck today fellas

>> No.52467335

Nvda forward guidance will be slashed due to crypto

>> No.52467342
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I believe smg was better 3 years ago.

>> No.52467345

/newfag/ question: Are private placements a good or bad sign for a stock?

>> No.52467353
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Take a moment. I want you to look at this impotent faggot. Observe how he talks out both sides of his weasly boomer mouth to appease his multiple dovish female and PoC colleagues. Stare in amazement as he compares himself to Paul Volcker whilst the market laughs and shrugs off his limp wristed 75 bepi rate hikes.
Watch as he allows the “peak inflation” narrative to run unchallenged for months on end because of a one time adjustment to the cost of health insurance and Biden’s now exhausted efforts to contain the price of oil.
Even the NASdump has stopped believing he is a real man.
What an absolute faggot.
Even Arthur Burns wasn’t this pathetic.

>> No.52467354

How and why is posting the link to the bagholder general in /smg/ at the end of a thread like a surreptitious faggot not a bannable offense?

>> No.52467357

targets only down 16% those are rookie numbers

>> No.52467365

>target missed the target (heh) on earnings

>> No.52467377

>>52467357
walmart giveth to ASO gang and target takes away

>> No.52467379

>>52467354
i second this. /biz/ needs a rule saying bagholder generals need to be banished to their respective threads and spamming in non bagholder generals should be a bannable offense

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52467323
gotta make a stop at 395 first

>> No.52467385

>>52467357
the lost 400 million to theft (niggers)

>> No.52467386

>>52467354
It is. But you gotta report it. I’m sure they give like a dozen strikes though.

>> No.52467390

>>52467354
because it's /smg/s version of the duck roll, and you're a piece of shit.

>> No.52467414
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>> No.52467425

WTFWT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52467427
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>> No.52467431
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This market is so gay.

>> No.52467450

THAT WAS FUCK THE WHAT

>> No.52467451
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>>52467390
Baggie has been very snippy this week, gookfu must mad at him losing too much money on 0dte options. Remember baggie, happy wife happy life.

>> No.52467456

im getting heemerinod

>> No.52467458
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>B-B-B-BUT MUH SOXL TO $20

>> No.52467463

soxl computer...

>> No.52467467

Micron reducing RAM production growth by 20% next year.
Good luck imbeciles who longed NVDA after a 50% dead cat bounce.

>> No.52467468

Dude come the fuck on we cannot seriously be dumping on "war tensions". That's the gayest fucking fake reason they've come up with all year and there's been a lot of gay shit.

Anyone else buying more?

>> No.52467471
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52467471

Did Jannies ban everybody or did everyone just get heemed and quit?

>> No.52467484

Vol not creeping up, we're gonna be green soon.

>> No.52467491

>>52467471
I pulled out of the market the second I was up 30% YTD, but that doesn't stop me from posting
most of these threads are braindead mumus and they probably went back to flipping burgers by now

>> No.52467492
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>>52467471
People are losing interest. Even the bears.

>> No.52467495

>>52467471

They didn’t invest in to energy

>> No.52467499

>>52467468
We're dumping because companies are planning for cratering demand next year.
Also because we were overbought based on technicals that have now played out.

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>>52467471
I only post when green. I don't feel so good now.

>> No.52467504
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>>52467471
Bear market so retards get shaken out and post volume goes down.

>> No.52467535

>>52467467
Thanks anon, I was wonder what finally burst the bubble

>> No.52467536

>>52467471
The pernabulls were out in force yesterday
They probably are too scared to post

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>>52467471
I've been severely heemed multiple times now. I'm still shit posting here but don't have much left on the market because of my multiple heemenings.

>> No.52467541

it's wild how this isnt even target's first 10%+ gap down this year
if there's anything that tells you we're not even nearly close to capitulation, this is it. If people could be suckered in to hold this shit BEFORE recession sets in, we have a long way to go

>> No.52467540

nothing is moving intraday

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>>52467471
I just come here in my offtime now to derail threads with webms because fuck you and fuck baggie too

>> No.52467548

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52467561
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>>52467471
King Krab kills all

>> No.52467562

>>52467383
I don't need to know anything else about you or your life.
If that picture is how you actually set up your charts, then I am 100% confident you have some kind of autism.

I've been called autistic my whole life and even I think this is some turbo savant shit, you are overflowing with chromosomes brother

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LETS GO KHC SCORE SOME FACKING GAINS

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>> No.52467579

always wait 15 mins at market open before buying options

>> No.52467587
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>yields
Bleh come on bobo thats it?

>> No.52467590

>>52467568
he also said rally would continue until mid-Dec yesterday
naturally, next leg down this week

>> No.52467591

>>52467542
Imagine coming from such a rich and diverse African culture only to dance around in some hole in the wall shitty club like some white skank

>> No.52467594
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>>52467568

>> No.52467596
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My son's stocks (that I picked) are all having a pretty strong opening for a day when I see that all 3 major indices are red.

>> No.52467602

>>52467458
I've made a fortune on SOXL since last Wednesday. As long as you were just taking profits it has been a goldmine.

I was going to wait until next year to get a new truck, then my SOXL was up like 75% lol

>> No.52467609

>>52467568
Crashing this plane

>> No.52467612

>>52467602
And then nvda fucks you

>> No.52467614

>>52467602
>to get a truck
Which one are you getting?

>> No.52467618

how are we feeling for the 4% (FOUR) GDPNow estimate for Q4 by the atlanta fed?

>> No.52467620

It’s nice to see the 3m yield go up while the 10y and 30y go down. Is Jerome watching?

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>>52467568
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52467623
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I am financially crabbed.

>> No.52467630

We're gonna rip higher, SP closes up 1%

>> No.52467640

sidelined for right now. waiting on a rally or a dump

>> No.52467643
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>>52467596
Thanks dad, I post here too

>> No.52467646

>>52467602
>>52467614
I'm just getting an F150 nothing too crazy. I have a 17.5ft fishing boat and I just need something that tows it better than my FJ

>> No.52467647

>>52467618
Runoff election coming

>> No.52467658

nonono not the CRAB NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52467666
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Uh what the fuck was that.

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>>52467646
>f150
Good,drove a few of those ford.you're good

>> No.52467672

>>52467646
FJs are nice. Have they become collectors items yet?

>> No.52467684

>>52467467
Welp, there goes the chance for lower prices on ddr5.

>> No.52467688
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I see no reason to be bullish, were going to crab downward for months until retail traders lose interest, its always been like this. Cant have a functioning healthy market if retail keeps gambling into it.

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>> No.52467698
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I told you for two days to sell everything at 400 and go short. You beclown yourself bulls. Next stop 385 on the elevator down to 350

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Snib snab snib snab! Merry crabmas!
It'll be a santa crab market all the way until January!

>> No.52467711

>>52467646
I used to want an F150 but my wife has a Chevy Suburban, and my OCD makes me want a Chevy Silverado now just to keep the brand the same

I'm the Gucci boots guy

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>> No.52467717

>>52467643
Nah, I showed him 4chan years ago and he thinks it's retarded. He's in a double load for his last year of college in a science major and has no time for this shit.

>> No.52467718

SOXSbros, wgmi

>> No.52467722

you seen this crabbing? bro

>> No.52467724

>>52467672
Hoping so! Kek
I think I should be able to do pretty well on it as long as I sell private

>> No.52467730
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>Target: 'Organized retail crime' drove astounding $400 million loss in profits this year

What could be the underlying cause of this retail crime spree, bros? Lets put on our detective caps. I think its probably the Social Contract of American society is straining, and by the way, if you think its black people, you are racist

>> No.52467735

You have no idea how short i am.

>> No.52467739

>>52467711
You should definitely go with a Chevy, they're made for fags.

>> No.52467746

all in NVDA 180 calls expiring this week. Either you'll be seeing me gloat tomorrow or I'll pretend it didn't happen

>> No.52467747

>>52467730
american culture is a culture of...

>> No.52467750
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VIX Options expire today

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52467756

Tomorrow will be a -7% day.
PREPARE your anus

>> No.52467757
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Just woke up, why are we tanking? the missile was ukranian

>> No.52467760

>>52467739
Be kind

>> No.52467764

>>52467730
target just needs to stop building stores in democrat run cities/counties that refuse to prosecute retail theft

>> No.52467770

>>52467746
Just hedge with some puts dongus

>> No.52467771

>>52467760
Rewind

>> No.52467774

>>52467354
>bagholder general

Isn't that the entire board?

>> No.52467776

>>52467281
yes

>> No.52467781

just realised my leveraged etp (3S3P.L) just hasn't updated in a week ... literally blank chart
what the fuck
what does this mean

>> No.52467782

>>52467730
It's Democrat hellhole cities. The ones that can afford to flee are going to red states in droves

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>>52467746
>calls
>as GPU supply floods the market
>and the 4000 series is priced like it's peak 2021 mania

>> No.52467793

Just bought pink wojak calls

>> No.52467794

check out $grab
11/18 3.5 calls are .05 and it's slowly trending up
man fuck these sliding captchas

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52467805

and we're back

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>>52467793
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Where are all my Bulls???

You were pretty exuberant on Monday :^)

>> No.52467821

POWW go poop.

>> No.52467828

>>52467760
>can't handle getting ribbed for an unconventional style choice they freely posted on the asshole of the internet
C'mon man. The shoes looked gay. If you like 'em it's your money and you do what you want, but if you can't handle this then maybe don't wear 'em in public because it's gonna happen IRL at some point.

>> No.52467830

>>52467618
This is nominal right? Not inflation adjusted?

>> No.52467840

Remember that one retard yesterday who thought the yield curves were caused by marker sentiment not the other way around?

>> No.52467847

>>52467818
Still up 65% for the month, just mad that the market is so schizo. Why can't we all just get along and make the line go up forever instead of being greedy chimps about everything

>> No.52467854

Sold my Socks too early on open. Should i fomo back in??

>> No.52467865

TOMORROW
WILL
BE
A
HUGE
RED
CANDLE
Screenshot this

>> No.52467875

>>52467828
Don't reply to me ever again

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>>52467847
>Why can't we all just get along and make the line go up forever

Because 50% of my portfolio is SPXS/ SDOW :^)

Get fucked delusional bulltard

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All you had to do was buy puts at the top.. it crabbed 400 for three days and you were euphoric
>wow soxl is up 100% it's just gonna keep going up forever

Some of you sold and are smart. Others bought at the top of a 17% index run in 3 weeks like stupid faggots

The good news is you will get another chance at single digit soxl soon

>> No.52467895

>>52467788
>and the 12VHPWR adapter standard NVDA came up with is causing fires and bricking cards/melting connectors
>and it might end up causing a recall
>and they can't drop prices to reasonable levels because they went with Samsung for the 3xxx series and then came crawling back to TSMC for 4xxx series putting them at the back of the queue for silicon and raising costs even further
>and AMD has extremely competitively priced and performing alternatives coming in December

People can do what they like but if I was long NVDA or any ETF that had it as a major holding, I'd be hedging with puts.

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>>52467730
Even another writer for Yahoo Finance is calling that article cope.

"It's because of organized shoplifters" is kinda pathetic.

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>Dow up, NASDAQ down
>NASDAQ up, Dow down

Lads, I think I've found a way to sissify the crab.

>> No.52467920

I was going to buy CAT today since it's down because that guy died, but the SoFi app is down and I can't access my account.

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>>52467907
they are turning the damn crabs gay

>> No.52467929

>>52467830
It’s inflation adjusted. And for 3Q, expert predictions were lower than the fed, and when it printed they didn’t believe it and had to adjust their 4Q predictions down (QoQ). So now we have an even bigger gap.

>> No.52467930

>>52467730
You can't call them black people. You have to call them "youth". That's the code word, get with the times, fuck

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>>52467907
>SOXL holders on the right

>> No.52467946

fuck crabs

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>>52467946
Take the butterfly pill, anon

>> No.52467969

is anything moving?

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TAKE THAT YOU CHITONOUS FUCK.

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>>52467969
I think I saw an order go through earlier on something, but it might just been a level two fake order, idk

>> No.52467988

>>52467750
what does that mean to you? we are pinned in a range until after contracts expire?

>> No.52467995

alright so when can we resume pumping?

>> No.52467998

>>52467881
man i wish i had his body, his chest looks like shit though but i can deny the amount of strength he has

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Remember when I warned you guys about this weeks ago?

Remember when no one listened?

$400 was the top you fucking idiots.

>> No.52468010

>>52467969
All of my puts keep getting greener. I'm up 10% today

>> No.52468013
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52468013

>>52467995
Two weeks

>> No.52468021

>>52467969
CEI is having its monthly pump to get more bag holders

>> No.52468023

>>52467995
Unless NVDA can beat expectations, SOXL is heading back to single digit
Time to load up on SOXS

>> No.52468032

>>52467986
i'm looking at grab

>> No.52468041
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52468041

>>52468006
>DWACfaggot calls a top
Well maybe I will buy calls today after all

>> No.52468049

>>52468006
Nobody knows who the fuck you are dude.

>> No.52468054

>>52467887
I hope so. I would love to get back into it.

>> No.52468065

>>52468006
I listened fren

>>52467998
His body matches his whole ogre bridge troll rapist character he plays lol

>> No.52468071
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52468071

Vix down, markets down. Extremely bullish

>> No.52468072
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52468072

>>52468041

Okay. I called the last 2 tops as well and made thousands of dollars lol

>> No.52468074

>>52468049
He's the dwac tranny from a year ago I think

>> No.52468075
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52468075

ok so i'm shorting SPYD its like shitcoin spy but for divvie boomers picking up pennies in front of a steamroller

>> No.52468094
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52468094

Getting a subtle urge to exit all my longs, SPY is heading to 340 in 3 weeks. I hope I'm wrong but all the signs are there...

>> No.52468097
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52468097

Great market. Please kill me.

>> No.52468109
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52468109

>>52468072
Yeah sure you did fatty lmao

>> No.52468117
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52468117

/OJ bros we back

>> No.52468128

>>52468041
>women
Lol

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52468133

>>52468097

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52468138

>>52468006
>Phonefag who can't even charge his phone

>> No.52468145
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52468145

what are the financial implications of leaks before earnings? How can one parse what is real or fake?

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52468146

>AAPL
What a piece of shit safe haven my fuckin shit

>> No.52468149

>>52468117
coffee sisters..

>> No.52468150
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52468150

>>52468109
kek that card is great. saved

>> No.52468153
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52468153

I only have $32,500 unrealized losses and only 26k of it is stuck in delisted assets.

The market is healing.

>> No.52468168

>>52468146
samsung is cooler now

>> No.52468173

>>52468146
that's because I'm shorting it right now, and I never lose

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>>52468109

Lol. Lmao even. These 4 tickers alone made me 7 grand.

>> No.52468182

>>52468041
Looks like she's gonna OD on that copium

>> No.52468195
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52468195

>>52468094
what are the signs ser

>> No.52468201
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52468201

NO PAUSE
NOT NOW
NOT EVER

>> No.52468211
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52468211

>>52467730
>Organized retail crime
Ork chads just keep on winning.

>> No.52468217

so, I guess it's time to start filling last week's gap up until Friday

>> No.52468216

mashallah crash the markets now

>> No.52468219
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52468219

Imagine unironically not holding JEPI

>> No.52468221
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52468221

>>52468145
Why is every Democrat mega donor such a fucking degenerate?

>> No.52468225
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52468225

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.52468237

>>52468117
I keep looking at the thumbnail of this and think its an AI generated photo of pepe with the bulging eyes.

>> No.52468240

>>52468225
girls like that with a little beer belly chunk are the best fucks

>> No.52468245
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52468245

>>52468097

>> No.52468252

>>52468201
>4.75%-5.25% fed rate
I hate her

>> No.52468270

>>52468201
The fed are the blackest gorilla niggers running the world economy like a reality TV show.. it's what we deserve. All the fat diabetic retarded lead paint chip eating boomers corn syrup drinking can't feel my fingers reddit slurp the hekkin dip to the moon retards are going to get rugged for the 50th fucking time this year on "pivot hopes" while inflation is still 7.7 fucking %

>> No.52468271

Can I get a dug?
>"DUH!"

>> No.52468272
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52468272

>>52468252

>> No.52468291

Bros, why are my stockerinos going down?

>> No.52468293

>>52468225
>>52468240
I refuse to believe I share a thread with niggers.

>> No.52468301

could elon just take twitter public again? all the tesla cultists would slurp it up.

>> No.52468304

>>52468145
nobody wants to see how jews procreate

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>>52468252
>>52468270

>bulls having a mental breakdown

I THOUGHT THE UNELECTED MEMBERS ON THE FEDERAL RESERVE WERE OUR FRIENDS LMAO

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52468312

>>52468245

>> No.52468317
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52468317

>you now realize there is someone in this very thread bagholding pokemon cards

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52468322

>>52468270
>Congress aproves billions to give to ukraine and loan forgiveness
>Blames the fed

>> No.52468332

>>52468301
he will eventually but not before he has "left his mark" aka run off all advertisers but boring company neuralink and spacex

>> No.52468337

>leave current job
>consult for 1 year at a boutique firm
>leave to consult independently
>grow to a full consulting firm with staff
>sell to a private equity firm
thoughts on this strategem?

>> No.52468338

>>52468301
the time to do a public offering has passed, there's not as much dumb money out there as there was 3 years ago, and nobody is going to put their smart money into twitter right now.

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>>52468272
Please bobo, no! Not the Santa rally!

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>>52468041
A woman is not a lock*

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>>52468317

Of course I know him, he's me.

>bagholding
I'm still up over 100% lmao

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52468378

>>52468305
I've literally been shilling the financial collapse of America for the last 3 days and you illiterate monkey niggers can't even bother to read my posts while your portfolio eats shit

>why line go down?

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52468387

Massive risk off pulse today. What the fuck is up with this market?

>> No.52468393

>>52468372
Ain't nobody wanna buy that piece of cardboard nigga

>> No.52468394

>>52468337
i think you like interacting with job humans a lot more than I do

>> No.52468396

I just sold my longs, if we go any higher I'm buying puts in time for the rate hikes dump.

There is no way were going higher from me, im exiting.

>> No.52468404

>>52468372
I wonder how much the original pikachu cards are worth

>> No.52468414

>>52468396
thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.52468424

>>52468201
Fucking KEK every time
>market gets insanely fucking retarded and scampumps to the moon
>fed forced to get even more hawkish

>> No.52468433
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52468433

All you Negative bobo fucks forgot about SANTA!

YALL MOTHA FUCKERS NEED TEH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!

>> No.52468448

>>52468387
>What the fuck is up with this market?

You should ask yourself why the fuck we even pumped in the first place.

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52468450

>>52468433
>time is your friend

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>>52468097

>> No.52468469

>every options contract i'm watching has done nothing but crab 5-10 cents

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52468477

>>52468433

>> No.52468482

>>52468097
Mmmmmm milks mmm

>> No.52468484

>>52468219
I sold mine for a 9% gain monday and I'll rebuy it at the next bottom

>> No.52468487
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52468487

>add more options chains to spy
>suddenly, out of nowhere, we crab everyday outside of fake ww3 news

>> No.52468500

>>52468487
nickel and diming the goyim

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52468504

>>52468433
Time is literally killing me ever moment. Fuck time! It most certainly is not my friend.

>> No.52468505
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52468505

mumu really thought we needed ww3 to dump as if the fundamentals of this market are sound

what happens when they realize ukraine is basically a rogue state at this point filled with western weapons that is almost a bigger threat to putler than it was before his "operation"

>> No.52468513

We're heading to SPY 340. I'm betting my life savings on it. FED is extremely hawkish, economy is nosediving. You are an idiot if you are going long here.

>> No.52468517
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52468517

>>52468180

>no response

BASED

>> No.52468520

tsla trying to pump

>> No.52468526
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52468526

Did everyone remember to make their bed this morning?

>> No.52468527

im down 40%....

boys continue with out me...

>> No.52468528

wish I had loaded up more SQQQ than I did
am I smart for de-risking into leveraged ETFs rather than CFDs?
I came close to getting margin called a few times so now I am being a smart boi

>> No.52468534

>>52468526
My wife does that

>> No.52468537

This is by far the worst the stock market has ever been in history. This is genuine mathematical randomness. Actual, literal noise. There is not one singular market participant in the entire world who has even the slightest conviction regarding the direction of the market. Every person who has touched financial assets in the past year should kill themselves.

>> No.52468538

getting strong vibes that bobo will be heemed

>> No.52468545
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52468545

>>52468505
The market buys and sells narratives, not fundamentals.

>> No.52468547

>>52468534
kill her next time she does that

>> No.52468548

>>52468534
As long as she doesn't insist on 40 decorative pillows, that's great.

>> No.52468552
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52468552

oil should be crashing from this inventory report... fucking BS

>> No.52468558

>>52468548
She does

>> No.52468563

>>52468527
Shooters shoot anon. Wait for a good price on something and get back out there.

>> No.52468571

mostly back in cash now, waiting for the next big move then gonna buy either side idc
this markets getting too gay, need to do something that is obvious and not gay

>> No.52468578
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52468578

>>52468527
you will rise again anon hang in there.

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52468579

>>52468558
Ouch. Woman moment.

>> No.52468587

>>52468571
i don't care if it pumps or dumps, just do something.

>> No.52468596
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52468596

>>52468571
>something obvious
Baba puts or Jepi

>> No.52468610

bobros we got too cocky

>> No.52468614

>>52468587
this
I don't want to get justed anymore
only want low-risk from now on
>>52468596
>baba
ok
>puts
uh... not ok
china is on the brink of re-opening
don't wanna get raped

>> No.52468619

>>52468537
>meanwhile be me
>adhd retard
>pushing buttons and guessing based on 4chan and cool sounding tickers
>Paying for wife's cancer treatment (decent insurance)
>Greatest financial year of my life

>> No.52468620

>>52468006
I dont care, my strategy is to buy every month.

>> No.52468625
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52468625

Why did I wake up for this shit. VIX Options? Eat fuck all in the market

>> No.52468635

Is the bottom in for the day? I'm thinking I want to change from SPY puts to SPY calls, but if the bottom isn't in, I think I should probably hold my puts longer.

>> No.52468636
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>>52468610
tf you talkin about?

>> No.52468638

>>52468552
The greasers win again ponyboy

>> No.52468641
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52468641

>>52468620
that's cheating

>> No.52468642

>>52468625
same. i could have gone back to bed

>> No.52468657

>>52468537
imagine thinking this now and not the last few years

>> No.52468660

dwac pumping again lol

>> No.52468677
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52468677

>>52468635
>the bottom
its up to nvidia to decide that,altho spicy reports on thursday too

>> No.52468691

>>52468635
ya trend reversal, bleed to 0.02% green

>> No.52468698
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52468698

My pumps are finally here

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52468703

Tick tock

>> No.52468713

>>52468537
It's been going straight fucking down with some bumps all year dude.. every fucking rally has been bullshit greed scam pump and dumps.

>> No.52468716

>>52468677
If nvidia beats the stock market is neon green till the eoy huh

>> No.52468717
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>> No.52468723

>>52468691
Is NATO going to move in on the ukraine and put a stop to their genocide of the polish people? That could cause some fuckery.

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52468728

Here’s one of the boxes I built and posted on here a few weeks ago. Finally getting to wire them up now that my pumps have arrived.

>> No.52468732
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52468732

>>52468698
>>52468717
Based

>> No.52468735
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52468735

>>52468717
ticker IR

>> No.52468740
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52468740

>>52468716

>Nvidia beats

>> No.52468742

ATTENTION /SMG/ I AM BAKING

>> No.52468744

>>52468716
>>52468677
Nvidia main biz is selling gpu
With the way crypto is shitting the bed, it is not happening

>> No.52468751

>>52468723
No, best they get is Article 4 not Article 5. Unconfirmed from Russia, could be Ukrainian missile defence gone wrong. If it was for sure Russia MSM would have already ran with the WW3 story

>> No.52468763
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52468763

>that 1 minute spy candle literally just got bought instantly

>> No.52468765

>>52468744
Didn't tmc beat and didn't amd give good guidance even tho they missed? It's clown world so I'm not betting the farm on anything

>> No.52468771

>>52468744
I agree I can't imagine Nvidia beats...

>> No.52468774
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>>52468728
Anon... what will you be pumping...?

>> No.52468775

Fed fighters report in

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52468791

>>52468775

>> No.52468792
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52468792

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>52467109

>> No.52468800

>>52468201
He said pause. Still a chance they could do 25-50 bps next time.

>> No.52468801
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52468801

>>52468792

>> No.52468804

>>52468792
retard.

>> No.52468806

>>52468792
well done

>> No.52468808

>>52468792

>>52468792

>>52468792

NEW

>> No.52468810
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52468810

>>52468792
haha

>> No.52468811

>>52468792
Bullish

>> No.52468815

>>52468792
very low IQ. probably a mumu who bought tesla and amazon this week.

>> No.52468817

>>52468774
not your bags

>> No.52468822
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52468822

>>52468792

>> No.52468828

New

>>52468824
>>52468824

>> No.52468829

>>52468638
Based, stay golden.

>> No.52468834
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52468834

>>52468792
Nice

>> No.52468835
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52468835

>>52468792

>> No.52468840
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52468840

>>52468808
Lol bread is in the wrong oven desu

>> No.52468845

>>52468638
>/smg/ is literate
wut

>> No.52468878
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52468878

>>52468800
>he

is the he said pause in the room with us now

>> No.52468886
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52468886

>>52468792
Well at least you tried

>> No.52468920

Prove you aren’t a shill and say SOXL is going to zero

>> No.52469066

>>52468920
Buffet bought soxl.

>> No.52469080

New
>>52460275
>>52460275
>>52460275

>> No.52469266

>>52468563
>>52468578

yeah my swinging of levied nasdaq has failed me twice now. before i got it right like 6 times.

im just memeing. its not my main strat that has wrecked me so im still okay with it

>> No.52469669

>>52468717
what are these pumps for again? any slow down for you? hope /biz/ is good for you anon