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52461127 No.52461127 [Reply] [Original]

>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF COINBASE!
Get your crypto to a non custodial wallet before withdraws are stopped. If you have a Coinbase ""self-custody"" wallet on your phone DISABLE APP AUTO UPDATES!
>new user affiliate program shuts down
Every thing is fine.
>Coinbase Pro gets shutdown
Every thing is fine.
>Nate Anderson of Hindenburg Research has short positions on COIN
Every thing is fine.
>Moody’s has downgraded Coinbase’s corporate debt
Every thing is fine.
>layoffs 1,100 employees
Every thing is fine.
>7.2 billion cash reserve
>3.4 billion in debt much of which has to be paid back in 3 years.
>>Negative 545 million YOY net revenue
Golly gee I wonder what will happen if it can't make a profit for 4+ years?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.52461356

>>52461127
Is the metamask wallet thats linked to my coinbase wallet in trouble?

>> No.52461452

>>52461356
You deserve to lose it if you still don’t understand not your keys, not your crypto. Most of Biz seems to be fucking day trading with $350 so maybe your question is irrelevant.

>> No.52461457

>>52461127
STFU. Coinbased stays based.

>> No.52461504
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>>52461356
You’re all good buddy

>> No.52461506

>>52461452
That's actually about how much I trade with yeah
I'm too poor, commas in my broker account? There isn't even a comma in my paycheck.

>> No.52461530

>>52461356
Not your keys not your coins fren. As long as your metamask wallet has a different seed you'll be ok. Still delete (or disable updates) CB wallet.
>>52461457
kek why are people such gluttons for punishment?

>> No.52461536
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>>52461506
>commas in my broker account? There isn't even a comma in my paycheck

>> No.52461560

>>52461530
>Still delete (or disable updates) CB wallet
Why would this matter if your MM wallet has a separate seed? Is there jewish trickery when you send coins from coinbase?

>> No.52461566

How the fuck does an exchange even go tits up?
>be exchange
>make money brokering transactions between users
>everything is fine for a decade
>???
>oh actually we’re insolvent

>> No.52461567

>>52461127
I take my coins out as soon as my bank deposit clears. Its either Coinbase or Gemini. I hope to God I get a job outside of New York soon.

>> No.52461574

>>52461530
gonna be honest. I cant remember how to get into my coinbase wallet but I have access to my metamask and the private key.

Am I fine regardless of Coinbase happenings? I just cant remember if I made a coinbase wallet and imported into metamask like 3 years ago or not.

>> No.52461602

>>52461566
It's rather simple
You give an exchange $50 USD for x crypto, they give you the crypto, they take your $50 and use it to buy meth. A day later you say "okay I'd like my $50" and they have to use someone else's $50 to give you, repeat that until they run out of people who owe them $50 and now they technically don't actually have any money to give you.

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GIVE MY MY GODDAMN COINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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52461694

Someone please shill me a good and trustworthy hardware cold wallet that supports multiple coins. I don’t trust jewgle

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>>52461560
>Why would this matter if your MM wallet has a separate seed?
It won't. That being said even if you have a separate seed you probably don't want to have what will become malware on your phone.
>>52461560
Did you use use the same seed phrase on your CB wallet? If so simply send it to a new MM address. Then you'll be fine.

>> No.52461773

>>52461127
This is a warning, I have shidded in ur thread. You now have been warned.

>> No.52461782

>>52461574
*Did you use use the same seed phrase on your CB wallet? If so simply send it to a new MM address. Then you'll be fine.
>>52461773
fug

>> No.52461802

>>52461602
FTX sure. COIN a regulated and publicly traded company, no fucking chance. Take your meds.

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>>52461127
No, no I will not take my money off Coinbase.
kys hacker. My funds are SAFU

>> No.52461814

>>52461802
zoom zoom https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron

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>>52461802
>COIN a regulated and publicly traded company, no fucking chance. Take your meds.
Your Crypto holdings even stable coins are not FDIC insured.

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I CANNOT WITHDRAW ANY FUNDS. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. It's too late

>> No.52462205

Took me about 6 attempts before I was able to actually withdraw. It might be happening.

>> No.52462217

>>52461127
Total bullshit.

>> No.52462250

>>52462205
I'm glad your funds are safu wish more people would stop trusting jews.
>>52462217
Give a argument or leave shill.
>>52461931
post a pic or you're just havin a giggle.

>> No.52462299

>>52462250
>3.4 billion in debt much of which has to be paid back in 3 years.
What ISIN is that?

>> No.52462313

>>52462250
I work at Coinbase. LMAO

>> No.52462375

>>52462299
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/coinbase-looking-raise-15-billion-through-debt-offering-2021-09-13/

Its old news faggot.
>>52462313
Are you Janitor? What position do work, how is the mood inside CB.

>> No.52462412

>>52462250
So i just got an email saying i need to update the app by december 31st or i wont be able to use it? I self custody most of my stuff anyways.

>> No.52462428

>>52462375
>Its old news faggot.
Just answer the question, dumbshit. You can't because you made it up.

>> No.52462489

>>52461127
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.coindesk.com/business/2022/11/12/for-coinbase-ftxs-bankruptcy-has-its-pluses-and-minuses/%3FoutputType%3Damp

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>>52462412
>So i just got an email saying i need to update the app by december 31st
What a coincidence. Its good you mostly self custody.
>>52462428
>Just answer the question, dumbshit.
No its a stupid one. Here is a source directly from CB.
>today announced the pricing of $1.0 billion aggregate principal amount of its 3.375% Senior Notes due 2028
Get fucked.

>> No.52462600

>>52462531
Are you clinically retarded or just drunk?

You said:
>3.4 billion in debt much of which has to be paid back in 3 years.

Post the ISINs of the issues you claim are due in 2025. Newsflash: There are none. You made it up, like the rest of your noncoiner fud post.

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>>52462600

>> No.52462722

>>52462531
So if coinbase became insolvent and all deposits were "lost" would that not fundamentally shake the entire industry? What timeframe are we looking at, or is it just going to be swept up in the FTX contaigen?

>> No.52462729

Nothingburger, low IQ FUD

>> No.52462747

>>52461127
>Coinbase Pro gets shutdown
That was announced in late October, before the FTX collapse

>> No.52462765

>>52462722
>So if coinbase became insolvent and all deposits were "lost" would that not fundamentally shake the entire industry
Yes it would turn normies away from crypto for decades.
>What timeframe are we looking at
Months or a few years.
>>52462729
t.shill
>>52462747
>That was announced in late October, before the FTX collapse
yes and?

>> No.52462766

>>52462685
Give an argument or leave shill.

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>>52461802
LITERALLY THIS. This is what auditors and researchers are for. Trust the process and trust the science. Enron/Lukin Coffee/Wirecard/Theranos/etc... are all literally just a fluke. The system is never wrong.

>> No.52462805

not my problems

>> No.52462851

>>52461694
Some BTC maxis I know recommend the "ledger nano s plus", I'm going to pick one up soon

>> No.52462855

>>52462765
Hey anon thanks for the heads up. I was wondering what are people that only use Coinbase going to do about their taxes? For the world we are heading into, what will become of taxes if the banks are down and markets crash as the world becomes more unstable as time passes. I think things are happening much sooner than many of us realize.

>> No.52462894

bankruns are self-fulfilling prophecies, if chuds like OP don’t make everyone panic and move off the exchange, their theory is proven wrong

>> No.52462965

>>52461567
>Its either Coinbase or Gemini.
me too, i've never trusted those exchanges from time, my assets are on Gemini, Trustwallet and sylo smart wallet, which also allows the storage of NFTs.

>> No.52462996

coinbase would be bought out by a big bank before it went bankrupt.

>> No.52463240

>>52462894
not my problem. should've held full reserve.

>> No.52463676

>>52462766
Do you deny that coinbase laid off 1,100 people?
>>52463240
Based people who think otherwise just want collective suffering they think it's unfair that you are avoided trouble.

>> No.52463881

>>52461457
I love this kind of enthusiasm, at least I'm not the only one who has hopes for their bags, just a little more and I'll be able to sell all my dext shit