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Elon Musk don tweet well-well about im love for crypto, and how im electric car company Tesla invest $1.5bn for Bitcoin last year.

But investment advisers say make you do am with caution.

State Street Advisors managing director Altaff Kassam tok say, "honestly, na place wia only di brave suppose chook leg put".

And as we dey tok brave, Hollywood actor, Matt Damon bin show for one crypto ad wey come with slogan "Fortune favours the brave" for October 2021. E play for di Super Bowl and pipo don watch am 28 million times for Twitter and YouTube.

But, di "brave" wey buy bitcoin dat time no go feel like dem don collect any "favours", as Bitcoin dey worth three times more dat time than today.

>> No.52450681

>>52450583
Do niggers in Africa really type like this?

>> No.52450735

>>52450583
Based, Jamaicans gave English more soul than Shakespeare

>> No.52451589

>>52450583
>>52450681
Stop being jealous of Black people. All white women belong to black men

>> No.52451765

>>52450583
I'm 25 and too old for this shit.

>> No.52452010

>>52450681

No. It's the English

>> No.52452177

1) Wetin
2) D
3) E
4) Y
5) H
6) A
7) P
8) P
9) U

>> No.52452606

I don’t know why but it really cheers me up to think of some bloke reading this, in pidgin, somewhere remote and nodding sagely, before checking his portfolio on his random third world iPhone connected by star link and being happy he’s informed, carefully cultivating his coins.
Pidgin has absolutely no capacity to convey sophisticated falsehoods, and some of the articles are refreshingly direct. It’s almost like the antidote to weaselly journalism. You just can’t bullshit in it.
Anyway. I like it.

>> No.52452951

>>52452606
Fooken a.
Dis her pidginshit bey loike anoda life mon.

>> No.52452983

The baby dey kick

>> No.52453008

Gungan is a real language?

>> No.52453027

>>52450735
It's probably a pidgin news article from bbc you absolute newfag, or at least some news site that emphasizes pidgin speak. Lurwk 2 moar years, you massive faggot retard.

>> No.52453052

Why should English be dumbed down?
Isn't this lowering African IQ further?

>> No.52453082

>>52453052

Because white leftists are just sympathetic racists

>> No.52453910

>>52452177
Criminally Underrated

>> No.52454133

>>52452177
Kek’d and checked

>> No.52454180

>>52452177
10) N

>> No.52455757

>>52450583
Based, it is time for English to diverge and branch out. Having different Language is good tool to segregate and gatekeeping culture.

>> No.52456007
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52456007

>>52452177

>> No.52456029

>>52452177
top fucking kek

>> No.52456044

>>52452177
Based

>> No.52456055

>>52453052
Isn't American English the dumbed down version of British English? Why did they do it?

>> No.52456087

>>52453008
Yes and the BBC has a version if their site in it.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ck7egxngvl7o.amp

>> No.52456149

>>52452177
Ok this is epic

>> No.52457589

>>52452177
based and anoda life pilled

>> No.52458729

>>52450681
It's a dialect of English called pigin, regular English is too complicated for them.

>> No.52458809

>>52450583
>"honestly, na place wia only di brave suppose chook leg put".
what the fuck does this even mean

>> No.52458981

>>52450735
The bible is great in pidgin
https://ebible.org/hwc/GEN01.htm

>> No.52459076

>>52458981
>Den God tell, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine.
holy fucking kek

>> No.52459125

Bomboclaat.

>> No.52459138

>>52458981
>Now, I like make peopo. I like dem be jalike me, jalike one copy. Dey goin be in charge a eryting: da fish inside da ocean, da birds inside da sky, da animals, all da land, an all da small kine animals dat go aroun on top da groun
>I give you guys da powa fo you do eryting I wen make you fo do. So, born plenny bebes, an fill up da world wit um, an take ova!
>An God tell dis too: “You know wat? I give you guys all da plants all ova da world dat make seed, an all da trees dat make fruits wit da seed inside. Dass fo you guys eat.
>God look eryting he wen make, an he tell, “Real, real good, all dat!”
is this a joke

>> No.52459175

>>52458981
LOL, this is fucking great

>> No.52459336
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52459336

>>52458981
>Den God tell, “I like get someting inside da middo fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda!” 7 An dass wat God do.

>> No.52459366

>>52458981
Real, real good, all dat

>> No.52459636

>>52458981
At first I started reading it like an African man with a really thick African accent then I switched it to a 4 year old. They both work the same, do what you want with that information.

>> No.52459653

>>52450583
>be like anoda life
oy vey

>> No.52459675

>>52453082
I think you've actually nailed that one anon

>> No.52459759
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52459759

>>52452177

>> No.52460152

>>52459636
I started using jar jar binks like >>52453008 and now i'm broken and I can't undo it.

>> No.52461411

>>52450583
>it's real
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-61811987

>> No.52461526

>>52450681
no and some of them think this is retarded
some liberal writes these https://zoekleinman.com/
i cant complain

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52461546

>>52452177
N

>> No.52461985

>>52450583
hahahah
>di "brave" wey buy bitcoin dat time no go feel like dem don collect any "favours"
hahahahhahah. aint that the fuckin truth
thank you for this

>> No.52461994

>>52450583
>di charts all day red and dem dem dey face only one direction, dat na down
hahahahahahahah
this rocks, thank you so much i was having a shitty stressed out day until right now

>>52450735
for real though