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@ChainLankLabs

Wyt ppl are evil and we wuz kangz. #fentantylFloydRIP

>>52451542
>I'm stepping down from my position, I'm fat and unable to lead this project. Sorry for the wasted time and money.

>>52451542
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>52451542
>I just lost my keys to the team wallets. Won't be able to do any more 700k dumps :(

How can reserves be real if our oracles aint real

>>52451542
> 1k eoy

>>52451542
@ChainLankLabs
I'm grateful for starting the Chainlink project and where it's today and going to. I think it's time for leadership with more scaling experience and will hand over my job to Eric Schmidt.

>I'm once again asking for your financial support

>>52451542
>Ayyyöööö aaaaayyyyyyeeuiibb sssrttttppllh!!

>>52451542
>how would you pump LINK
much easier to dump it after shorting

>>52451542
>am going to kill myself

>>52451542
”Effective immediately i am stepping down as CEO"

>>52451542
>Heil Hitler NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>52451542
>"OMG! Can't believe I won the Hackaton ! Thank you Chainlink team ! Can't wait to stake my LINKs !"

>>52451542
Staking v1.0 is live

>>52451542
>"Neuralink has teamed up with Chainlink to bring low latency data streams directly from your brain to the blockchain"

>>52451600
Checked and correct

>>52451542
>N
One letter is enough

>>52451542
"god i'm so excited for you guys"

>>52451542
>>52451642
>>52451662
>>52451691
>>52453896
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies.

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL hold those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 5% pump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently grateful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live without the pumps. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to regret it.

>>52453927
fudderw schab my anus

>>52451542
I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I got the name from an anime series I was watching named "Pokemon". And now it's time for Linkachu to evolve

>>52451542
>How would you pump LINK
>pump LINK
>pump
>LINK
It's over. I'm seriously looking into some local trade programs.

>>52451542
all roasties fired

>>52451542
pee pee poo poo

>>52451542
>I decided to become vegan

>>52451542
>Mister Rothschild, everything is ready

then i would delete the tweet after 5 minutes

>>52451542
post n word

Nigger

>I'm trans, if that matters.

>>52451542

>>52451542
1) What

>>52453927
Schwabposting will always be remembered as the shittiest 1-man forced meme on biz.

>>52451542

>>52451542
>The Chainlink team and I have decided to burn all of the remaining non circulating supply, also neetnodes tomorrow.

>>52459106
yep

>>52451542
>I made a mistake

>>52451542
I just need one letter
N

>>52451648
Keke underrated

>I'm stepping down as CEO of Chainlink. Former CEO of Google Eric Schmidt will replace me as the new CEO.

>>52451542
>We will start the v0.1 of the Swift CCIP interoperability next month which will enable central banks and every bank in the world to exchange in more efficient ways using blockchains.
>The v1.0 will be released in November 2023 at which time trillions of dollars will flow through our system.
>The time has finally come to unleash the true potential of Chainlink to tap the quadrillion market of derivatives and all the assets in this world will use Chainlink to connect to the new smart contracts enabled world.
> 1K EOY (2023)!

>>52451542
"this pump is unsustainable. this pump is dangerous. this pump is exuberant. this pump is irrational. this pump is foolish. This pump needs to be shut down and sold and forgotten. This pump went on far too long and far too high, but the irrational market exuberance is finally coming to an end. And what a bitter end it will be for all those too greedy and proud to sell everything."