/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for sex with anime girls

>>52443746
I want to start investing in ETFs, any anons can recommend any or should I just put it all in the biggest one?

>>52443746
futes are green af dayuim

>>52443746
The Nasdaq is in a straight logarithmic line again. The bear market is officially OVER.

PPI WILL BE SCORCHING, FUTURES WILL FLICK RED

>>52447071
The market doesn't care anymore. It pumped the last time CPI was hot and now it's disregarding hawkish fedspeak. It's gonna pump until it's tired out and then crash

How are we looking /smg/?

Damn it Powell! Spray me with your liquidity hose

This is the kind of shit that will make me never invest in oil. Fucking vile.

https://popular.info/p/fossil-fuel-industry-dupes-media

what are you guys scalping today?

>>52447296
Spy or tsla options

First, for the BABA bros, we are winning

>>52447287
Wind power is a meme

>>52447287
Oil wins!!

>>52447287
Isn't that specifically a reason why you should invest in oil? Aren't you supposed to attack your market competitors? Imagine just lying down and dying. Oil is making itself the past, present, and future, which makes it safe.

>>52447358
Social responsibly investing is the future. Oil is not.

>>52447389
social responsibility will never be the future. Niggas will get what's theirs, because we are all niggers. No exceptions.

>>52447389
Socially responsible investing*

>>52447389
Ok FTX.

Who's ready for some hot and fresh PPI?

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>Socially responsible investing discussion in /smg/
Gtfo NIGGER

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WTF IS THAT!!! FUCKING ANALYSTS SAID

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we won

WALSHART IS SHARTING TO THE MOON

What happened

I got a court order yesterday that I have to pay $900 a month in child support. What should I buy to cover that monthly loss?

Do everythang be ok bobo?

>>52447454
>posting the reviving Bobo on good news
C'mon man

>>52447287
They did this for nuclear in the 80s though

ASO bros.... is walmart gonna cause the gap up we have been waiting for. 5 new stores within the last year

>>52447532
Nuclear is just another subsidy dumpster tho.

>>52447389
good goy

>>52447520
>>52447520
too bad the walmart donkeys suck balls

0 % inflation! just like BOE JANDON SAID!

wheeeeeeeeee I'm finally DCAing upwards again

>>52447389
Shut up jew.

WOOOOOAH WTF WAS THAT WOOOOAH

>tfw it's a new thread and I can be anybody I want

>>52447602
you're always going to be a faggot

It's kind of funny how epic the republicans failed. I mean on one hand I hate the democrats but on the otherhand republicans really are completely out of touch. who still hates weed? like 60% of the country has legalized it and you arent going to win any young votes if you think its ok to throw someone in jail for a plant.

HOLY SHIT WARREN BUFFET IS A SOXL CHAD

Yeah I‘ll never find an entry again. I‘m going to miss the entire rally because of my unwillingness to buy outside of a larger pullback

I'm still in cash waiting for pullback.

Fucking clown market. Hopefully Powell is going to start signalling another 75bps hike after this shit.

>>52445189
What about ETFs is appealing to you, what is your goal?

Good morning to SOXLsirs and only SOXLsirs

what the fuck was that lmao

>>52447613
I would vote for republicans if they promised to kill every nigger that committed a felony and I'm not even American.

Welp that's that. Blew up my account again.

FTSE kek

Shorting AMD yesterday was the dumbest shit I have ever done.

>>52447618
there will always be another one anon

>>52447622
>I'm still in cash waiting for pullback.

>>52447631
They're right, you really are the Cramer of smg

is the pump over already? i was about to kneel

AHHHHH PUTLER JUST NUKED UKRAINE CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63638859

Alright....ALRIGHT

WE ARE IN BULL MARKEEEEEET

this democrat rally is going to blow the pants off of whatever trumps small handed rally was.

>>52447389
The only social responsibility is to feed the tree of liberty
I think its really thirsty

>>52447647
Soxl baggie here. I've been heemed

>>52445189
VTI
QQQ
MSFT

long kweb and dwac because the stock market is very real

>>52447618
It'll exhaust itself and dump eventually. Nothing has changed about the Feds roadmap. Higher for longer until the economy cracks

>>52447661
Based, I thought you were epic-memeing us but it's real

BROS WE DID IT WE SURVIVED THE LEDDIT BEAR MARKET

>>52445189
VUG
JEPI
MGK(a bit pricey)

>>52447693
>Higher for longer until the economy cracks
Economy cracking is priced in. SPX to 10k.

>>52447693
This is my view also. Just hope I don't get margin called until then lmfao.

And just like that, nobody will ever hear about corrupt Democrat money laundering ever again

And just like that, you have to wait another 7 years to play again.

Thanks for playing!

>>52447609
You just brought bad cosmic karma upon yourself baggot

and just like that, you became gay by reading htis

>>52447523
$80,000 of JEPI will do the trick, for now.

Haha, u're wasting ur money on the shit and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency.
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool
> Transparency and Provably Fair

>>52447661
How much longer is this fucking special money laundering operation going to last?

The bear market is OVER. Hope you're max long. ATH by EoY. SPX 200SMA will be crossed today.

max pain is a rally to the highs then dump

>>52447707
Market has priced in a return to ZIRP with a soft landing. Any deviation from that means it dumps.

>>52447628
You're more American in spirit than most.

Tbf this does look like another low-energy bitch pump like Monday. I mean, fair enough mumus, have your moment but I'd be careful here.

>>52447720
STORY OF THE FUCKING DECADE... crickets... both sides were payed off

>>52447613
>>52447628
IMAGINE THINKING ELECTIONS STILL MATTER
IMAGINE THINKING WE HAVE FREE OR FAIR ELECTIONS
IMAGINE THINKING YOU CAN VOTE YOUR WAY OUT OF CIVILIZATIONAL COLLAPSE

>>52447711
Checked

I had this idea that it would be really cool to invest enough in my electric company, cable company, and cellular company (American Electric Power, Comcast, and Verizon) that the dividends cover my monthly bills from them. Is this a good idea, or a retarded one?

>>52447738
I'm sure they will milk it as long as they can. Peace isn't very profitable for some strange reason

>>52447647
so far*

>>52447752
The soft landing is unironically happening. There was never a bear market. People just front-ran the Fed too aggressively and priced in a recession that was never happening.

FTSE kek

Hey bobo you okay.bobo?

this pump doesn't seem to have legs! i was ready to quit!
i might double down on puts now thank god i have CWEB call to sell

>>52447759
alright stevie you can come up for your breakfast times! Your mother made you pancakes and waffles in a little heart shape just like you like. Whos our special boy?

>30 minutes until i cash in my calls

Do I cut losses on my puts immediately at open or wait and see if we get a pullback? They're good through January.

>>52447770
But what about the anime girls and the yield curves?

>>52447791
There won't be another pullback. ATH EOY.

SQQQ and SOXSbros..
How do we recover from this?

>>52447791
What's your breakeven price?

>>52447651
Ya missed it dumbass. Next time dont be such a pussy

>>52447809
i sold soxl at 12 intending to buy soxs but ended up waiting out my god I would of got fucking heemed

>>52447803
It's different this time. Tightening was frontrun so aggressively that the yield curve signaled a correction after it already happened.

>>52447791
There are three ways to make money in this industry.

Be smarter, be first, or cheat. I don't cheat, and whilst we've got a lot of smart people in this thread, it sure is easier to just be first.

Cash it all, tonight.

>>52447809
Obviously by doubling down
You were trimming and adding to your cash right?

>>52447756
Look the hohols have been running a fucking international laundromat for decades. The sooner Putin changes ownership the better it will be for the west.

And just like that, all mention of FTX has been deleted from the WEF website

>>52447791
I don't think there is a single piece of worthwhile news until December with FOMC so unless Fed decides to murder the market (unlikely) your puts are dead as fuck.

>>52447809
We don't. Nvidia will continue to increase by 5% daily until it overtakes the entire market

>>52445189
VOO (SP 500) or VTI (total US market). They have the lowest fees, and their performance so far is essentially the same. You can expect around 10% compound growth per year on average. And a 20% or greater drop in price about once every 6 years on average. JEPI (SP 500 + covered calls) will give you a monthly dividend, but the yearly returns may not beat the SP 500 (by itself) over time. SPY (SP 500) and QQQ (Nasdaq 100) have extremely high options liquidity, but higher fees. I would go with VOO/VTI if you are just going to buy every paycheck and never sell. Check out Jack Bogle if you're into that sort of thing.

>>52447825

>>52447827
Wait i just checked and its true
The fuck? damn

>>52447827
God what a great way to ruin your own funny picture by retarded boomer humor. The Stalin picture would be enough.

>>52447791
Watch mumu euphoria today, that will tell you if there will be a pullback (it's really obvious there will be). Most importantly, do not warn them of pullbacks and how this is a low energy pump like yesterday, let them enjoy this day, they deserve it.

>>52447287

Holy bad

That's why I love being %100 in the (real) energy sector. We're chuds but you need us. So pay up paypiggies.

>>52447851
Unironic and actual cope. Why would it pull back if this is an actual sign of the bottom?

i just want all of the money retards are putting into crypto to be funneled directly into my tech stocks

/OJ bros
we back baby

>>52447851
Are you brain damaged?
We had a 7% day last week and another 2% the next one,what pullback are you referring to?

>>52447827
>by the end of the week, nobody will even remember FTX and bankman will quietly live the rest of his life in israel

Anyone got the pepe that has the IQ correlated to income graph attached to it?

>>52447863
>Why would it pull back if this is an actual sign of the bottom?
Based on what? I'm genuinely fine with you having a good day, don't know why you're mad at me. Us bobos were wrong, I fully admit it, like a man.
That said, why is the bear market suddenly over? I'm not sure you understand how markets work if you think 2 green days= bear market over lmao.

Pre market is quite after this good inflation report...

>>52447893
>Based on what?
Based on all the economic reports and indicators rather than your feefees deluded retard.

>>52447850
Too true

>>52447287
Take a knee cucks.

>>52447886
Nothing to see here

>>52447884
>,what pullback are you referring to?
How can I refer to something that is yet to happen?
And you call others brain damaged. Poor form desu, this is how mumus celebrate.

AEVA

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/TIME-Magazine-Recognizes-Aeva-Aeries-II-4D-LiDAR-as-a-Best-Invention-of-2022/default.aspx

>>52447287
Love to see it

>>52447733
I was thinking the same thing. But I have 400 shares of SPY and I'm sure I can beat their % gain running my own CCs. I guess I'll be buying more SPY as well.

>>52447907
So the rate hikes are over? Lol. Lmao. Enjoy the next few weeks I guess. Celebrate.
There's no point using logic or facts with mumus. Pure emotion, much like women.

>>52447920
>bobo cope
Last week SPY was at 375.What's the current price?

>>52447917
Please stop posting awful boomer memes from faceberg. Tax has nothing to do with generating money nor Ukraine. Tax is simply there to take your money away. If you don't understand why you need to go back to >>>/pol/

>>52447740

Yeah major fucking top signal lol.

Holy shit the delusion is off the charts

BULL BROS FUTAS ARE MOONING

>>52447770
The real fear begins when the market realizes that inflation was actually transitory and now we have the lagged effects of 5% FFR to deal with.

>>52447968
Wew

>>52447953
>Enjoy the next few weeks I guess
Thanks, I will, while you, a retarded permabobo will be sitting on your thumbs sniffing your farts instead of repositioning long until next FOMC. The only thing worse than losing money is keeping losing money.

$410 today?

>>52447968
>Tax has nothing to do with generating money

>>52447959
Did you even read what I wrote kek
I shouldn't really say anything to mumus today, it's clear you're emotional after the past few weeks

there are ppl ITT that didnt buy BLUE

>>52447997
405 today
380 next week

>>52447740
You're wrong because you're gay.

>>52447968
>t. illiterate retard

>>52448011
I dont think theres anyone with a worse record than you baggie. because you choose to namefag your trades are actually trackable.

these threads are so much better with tripfags filtered

>>52447999
Pray tell, how does the government keep spending money when US has been in debt and deficit for over 20 years now? Where is the money coming from? Tax?

>>52447974
Are those bigots looking at her ass? She should sue for rape.

>>52447622
I ate ten of those one night.

>>52447968
Ok Biden.

>>52447974
>>52448034
needs one last frame where nobody is looking at her once shes at the podium

>>52447883
coffeeniggas...

>>52448019
You are actually retarded. Read about MMT and go back to >>>/pol/

Basically I'm just not gonna sell it (the calls)
I know.... UGH... I know.....
I'm sorry it's just that I'm not gonna sell it is all

Hello /smg/ I am a high functioning retard who works making sandwiches.
Over one year now I have managed to save nearly 20k because I don't waste my money on normie shit like the new iphone or going out to eat (obviously no gf or anything like family either)
I am retarded, however I think I need to invest the money into something more valuable than the checking account I currently have the money sitting in.
After reading the sticky and accepting I'm retarded I have decided to open an account with fidelity and put 25% of every paycheck into $VTI.
Can anyone tell me why this is retarded? I understand I'm missing exposure to foreign markets and have higher risk without holding any bonds but I am very young and very patriotic. I plan to add bonds in if / when I reach an older age where I won't be able to wait 10+ years for a bear market to recover. Right now I could easily weather a 10+ year bear market as I don't need this money for anything (again I already have 20k in a checking account that should be more than enough to cover any emergency that might arise in the midterm future)
So, again, can anyone explain (in terms I will understand) why this is retarded?

>SPY and QQQ options that expire every day
this is so damn dangerous lol

>>52448009
>>>52447997
>405 today
>380 next week
You can't reason with them today. They're gonna behave like zoomer females who just got their student loan approved.

Fresh email from the HOOD

>>52448047
Yep,based

>>52448047
oh he based

>>52443746

where is the guy who was spamming 'SHORT XLF' yesterday?

i have to punch him

remember kids, always do the opposite of what /biz/ says!

picrel

pic rel

>>52448042
Read an actual book about the history of the federal reserve and go back to LGBTQ/reddit

>>52448050
Normally I would call you a retard but buying a broad and leveraged bull ETF on indexes is probably the best option right now. We're going to go the fuck up.
>I understand I'm missing exposure to foreign markets
Who gives a fuck about streetshitter markets or euros?
>and have higher risk without holding any bonds
Bonds are fucking trash.

and here I was thinking my little calls were dead

>>52448042
You still have to worry about inflation, its just easier to pull from the burn than print more

>>52448050
Sounds like a good idea to me. Boring but responsible

>>52448073
Cool nonsequitur faggot. "Tax raises money for government spending" is a thought that no longer applies ever since US ended gold standard. US no longer needs tax to raise money. It's from a bygone era where money actually had value. Now all US has to do to spend billions of dollars on some retarded shit like nigger gibs is pass a bill and Fed will simply print more to the bill. Tax is literally, LITERALLY only there to take your money away.

Cboe Options to List SPY, QQQ Tuesday and
Thursday Expiring Weekly Options
>Cboe Options to List SPY, QQQ Tuesday and
Thursday Expiring Weekly Options
Cboe Options to List SPY, QQQ Tuesday and
Thursday Expiring Weekly Options
>Cboe Options to List SPY, QQQ Tuesday and
Thursday Expiring Weekly Options

https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/product_update/2022/Update-Cboe-Options-to-List-SPY-and-QQQ-Tuesday-and-Thursday-Expiring-Weekly-Options.pdf

>>52448056
>theres never been a suckers rally before
>yield curves are the tail wagging the dog
>i want it therefore it is
>btw anyone who disagrees with me is overly emotional

>>52448083
>We're going to go the fuck up.

Remember back in July when you retards were saying that $425 was the bottom for SPY?

We are not even close to the bottom until SPY is around 330 you fucking idiot.

>>52448112
>tax is LITERALLY only there to take your money away
Agreed

>>52448050
The biggest con toward index fund investing is that you have no protection toward the downside. Other than that it is also a possibility that the US will enter a lost decade like Japan where the indices won't ever reach the previous highs.

>>52448135
You are regurgitating an old line that was relevant when inflation indicators were bad.

What makes this different than every other failed bear market rally/reversal?

you can always tell a poster is a faggot/shill when they use all caps to emphasize a word. Filter them and move on. Seems like a diversion tactic from the money laundering scheme used by the Dems

>>52448083
>bonds are trash
This is why the market is going up, investors think we're still living in ZIRP QE world where you're forced to invest in stocks. Bonds are great right now and will outperform stocks next year

>>52448112
What you are missing is the difference between intent and reality

>>52448050
Sounds good to me desu senpai

>>52448148
Christmas pump. Midterms are over.

>>52448151
Eh it's kinda entertaining to read them at least

>>52448050
you know what to do anon dont seek validation from these retards

>>52448132
Your post is a little weird for me to read lol, you're agreeing and disagreeing with various parts of what I've said across several posts now
If you think mumus aren't being overly emotional then whatever, you're not really paying attention

>>52448146

That's cool. Amazon just laid off 10,000 working one month before Christmas.

It's unironically over dude, but enjoy your meme pump while you can.

DWACsisters, is it over?

>>52448157
They will outperform stocks, they will not outperform leveraged ETFs.
>>52448166
The intent doesn't matter. Reality is tax exists only to remove money. It's literally only there to make everyone poorer and retarded government spending is at fault. It's hilarious how conservashits only now get upset about foreign aid when US is involved in a real proxy war against its main enemy, but not when they were handing out billions and billions and billions of dollars to fucking Israel during peace time to help them fight against nobody in particular.

>>52448196
10k out of 1.5million anon

doing some training for work and wtf is this???

>>52448196
>He doesn't know layoffs are unironically bullish

>>52448196
Thats a buy signal.

>>52448148

>"this time it's different"

>>52448200
Leveraged bond ETFs will outperform leveraged stock ETFs

>>52448196
>Amazon just laid off 10,000 working one month before Christmas.
That's because Amazon is a shit company that's due for a correction.

I took more SOXL profits before the market even had a chance to open.
I made 59%.

>>52448131
God somebody really has to put some regulations on this shit, options goomblers are going to break something eventually. We already see so much of the derivatives tail wagging the dog, and they're trying to expand things? I suppose it's unsurprising since it's an easy way to fleece retail

>>52447974
>literally a rich white woman telling the UN how hard life is for people like her

>>52448219
It's probably nothing,just move on.

>>52448148
>What makes this different than every other failed bear market rally/reversal?
Commodity contracts are switching from backwardation to contango forward curves, real demand returning to some core sectors perhaps?

DXY V SHAPED RECOVERY

>>52448221

>actually, expecting consumers not to consume at Christmas is bullish dude

>>52448221
It's bullish until the Fed reaffirms that they're not pivoting. Then it's very bearish

>>52448225
>Leveraged bond ETFs
Holy derivative mother of God.

>>52448192
Its written from your (wrong) perspective
I thought it was extreme enough to leave any exaggeration out

all in on 1DTE 405 calls at open?

>>52448247

>>52448143
even so called "lost decades" can be good, look at the US 2000-2010

>>52448200
The intent is for taxes to act like a burn
The reality is that the money ends up somewhere

>>52448224
I wish I could eat out this anglo butterface's asshole after a night of drinking and whitecastle. I have a thing for ugly girls like this.

>>52448219
can you post the whole thing?

>>52448255
there have been worse ideas, I'm sitting on 403 11/16s and 404 11/18s

>>52448050
>VTI
>high risk
how is VTI even high risk? that's some boomer investing anon.
can't go wrong but don't expect big returns

>>52448029
Yeah okay, maybe that's because you only track my losses and forget that every time i'm right, (which is well over 90% btw).

>>52448231
This is smart, always prune even if you are bullish

>>52448200
We don't want money going to Israel either, where the fuck have you been, living under a rock for 20 years? But are you denying Bankman giving dems laundered FTX ponzi scheme money for the election only second to George Soros? Seems like your butthurt about that part being called out for some reason

I wish I had money in rio right now, going to open with a giant green dildo. Iron ore is crushing it.

>>52448297
I have buy orders in the lower gaps at 9.85 and 8.30. I have plenty more SOXL to sell.

>>52448250
That's how the whole UK pension crisis happened. They were buying 30 year bonds on margin to get a higher yield

>>52448314
>We don't want money going to Israel either
That's not what literally all of your elected officials are saying. Literally all of them.
>But are you denying Bankman giving dems laundered FTX ponzi scheme money for the election only second to George Soros?
Nah I'm fairly sure that part was real, except he didn't use "tax money", he just used money from fucking chump "investors".

>>52448283
why? I think we see $410 today

You can already see fucking faggots selling this rally. It's fucking ogre

WTF IS THIS??????

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

What the FUCK was that?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52448354
Literally confusing profit taking for a dump.

What the fuck what that?

>>52448359
Based.

WTFWT

>>52448370
That's exactly what a dump is you fucking faggot

>>52448335
Billions of tax dollars were sent to Ukraine. Ukraine put a bunch of that money into FTX which sends it back to Democrat politicians. Simple as

Goodness gracious, what in the world was that?

>>52447770
So you’re saying CAPE is going back to 38 where it belongs
>we can get there with more earnings recession

in $410 calls at .32

>>52448258

This is very low effort bait. Every single graph has a different x axis lol. There is no point for that to even exist.

>>52448389
Buddy look at SPX 5m computer.
>Billions of tax dollars were sent to Ukraine
Correct, to feed right back into MIC.
>Ukraine put a bunch of that money into FTX
[Citation Needed]
FTX didn't need money from Ukraine to donate to demonrats. They had 650m from 2 celebs alone.

WATCH THE VIX MUMUTARDS
PUNCH OUT

>>52448335
I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck if the democrats used the ukraine and ftx to launder money from tax payers to their political campaigns. This kind of thing happens all the time.

>DXY slowly climbing back up

Gonna play devil's advocate for mumus, that pump has got to be slightly worrying.

>>52448435
Bankman had meetings at the Whitehouse multiple times. Did 10% go to the big guy?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52448421

>>52448442
Anyone have the source for this fine Asian maiden?

>>52448445
a smooth +15% in 33 days.
makes you wonder why the markets came down ~25% for a quarter of a year if all it took was two mediocre +/- zero inflation reports to retrace half...

Looks like being wrong in afterhours wrecked my account recently. Fake and gay market where all the big moves that wreck options happens in afterhours. What do I need to be able trade in afterhours?

if we pump too much we'll piss off jpow

>>52448488
A better broker

Give me a 0dte or weekly play

>Traders Pump Record $658 Million Into Bet Against Tech Stocks

>>52448477
also there is a giant gap open in the S&P 500 at 4110.42pts

>>52443746
SPX/PPI may not recover for the next 18 years. re you sure you want to buy and hold SOXL or META?

>>52448488
According to other anons here it's not a problem if your broker doesn't suck

>>52448494
Regardless you can't trade options in afterhours though correct?

>>52448490
also this.

0.2% month over month inflation is bullish as fuck. Quick reddit buy everything

>>52448511
correct

>viola
AND JUST LIKE THAT S&P500 FUTES WILL NEVER EVER BE UNDER 4K AGAIN

>>52448488
Interactive Brokers account.

>>52448464
No 10% was held by H for The Big Guy, but the hohol leadership did spend billions of dollars on real estate in Switzerland

>>52448506
>i can predict the future which has not happened yet by drawing lines on a chart

>>52448530
>0.2*12 = 2.4

>>52448506
how much have you lost so far

>>52448527
I'm not bullish at all but you guys truly are massive virgin faggots.
>I'm gonna make this green candle... Dissappear

Textbook sucker's rally

>>52448039
Yeah I’m sure they were really paying attention
>when I was 10 I wanted to put on a play
>I was the director of course
>my 10-year-old friends didn’t take direction well
>they wouldn’t listen to me!
>it’s because I was a girl, yeah that’s the ticket
>so I know what it’s like to be held back for being female

CWEB

>>52448548
>>52448530
ontop of a smooth 8% y/y before...
things are practically selling for cheap

>>52448560
Tell me something, cocksucker
After 500 bearish days, how's that dick working for you

These are teh shitty reports the mumus are euphoric about.. what happened

>>52447389
>>52447287

>>52448560
>Textbook sucker's rally
Why exactly? Have a majority of the issues we're going to be having, not been priced in?
Be real with me, kid

>>52448581
I need deflation

>>52447317
>tfw you bought 100 shares of SPY at $452 and it has been an anchor around your neck ever since.

Still not sure why Nasdaq is called tech, and then theres a nasdaq tech, which could be tech tech

average down on your calls

>>52448548
>0.2*12 = 2.4
Anon.

>>52448511
you can trade index options 15 minutes after close unless you use some garbage discount broker like robinhood

>>52448606
you mean my cweb

>>52448593
why?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyone looking at DWAC

>>52448585
This one legitimately had me fooled for a few moments.

What piece of shit company owns rockstar energy drinks? The new ones taste so godawful like literal medicine that they need financially punished

>>52448609
I am aware it's more like an exponential but 0.2 MoM is fuck all.

Anon..
Are you okay?
I know that you FOMO'd in pre-market or at the open..
I know that you didn't think about us being at the top of the range and the PPI being used as an excuse for providing exit liquidity..
Are you okay anon?
I've been there.. done that
It's okay - it happens to everyone, but don't do it a second time. Write down the mistake you made in your trading log

>>52448631
What flavor?

>>52448621
these posts never get old

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52448552

>>52448642
Mango punched. I almost puked and threw it away 99% full

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

>shorts

hi biz, I am a low IQ gorl, what should I invest my 250 dolors?

My puts are getting more expensive even though the underlying is green... ooohh... it's coming...

>>52448641
Dude, wtf is this shit? Home Depot and Walmart beat and inflation is over. Why aren't we pumping?

wtf is going on anymore

>>52448666
Rope. Ywnabw

>>52448631
PepsiCo

>>52448641
>1pbtid also turns out to be a massive Flaming smug faggot
Who diddled you as a child, anon

Any gamblers here have a good read about learning more about options. Love these things

>>52448631

>>52448666
Invest in getting a job

>>52448647
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>>52448641
Santa is coming to town and you have been naughty.

>>52448666
Streaming equipment for onlyfans.

>>52448666
kneepads

>>52448666
being my gf (t. rich bf)

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>>52448652
See you in (financial) hell

I just can't help myself. I shorted again.

Short ARKK here?

>>52448675
Crabbing is probably what a healthy market would do. There is no reason to blow up cause of CPI and walshart having good earnings.

>>52448682
I bought 2 of the blue ones at work and I felt sick, I looked up how much sugar they had in them and I realized I almost drank quarter kilogram of fucking sugar.

>>52448721

>>52448721

>>52448721

>>52448641
bears being smug about the markets only being up 1.5%
>>52448641
>>52448641

>>52448585
Can someone please tell me which AI is used to make these and what the prompts are like? I tried to use img2img but it just rendered for 45 minutes and didn't look like the seed image at all

>>52448631
imagine not being a MNSTnigga

Bobo incoming

>>52448722
>quarter kilogram of fucking sugar
these have been tested to be the perfect goy-compatibility levels

holy fuck let's go lads

What are you watching laddies?

>>52448841
Watching the BOILs expected recovery.

>>52443746
asdfasd