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>> No.52440529
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Why do you bake early?

>> No.52440551
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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvrOzYtnLMA

>> No.52440564
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>Bull: Housing is collapsing.
>Bear: Housing is collapsing.
I went in on TBLT because of the anon and taking a quick read of their earnings release. Holding WEED and SKYT. When do I become rich?

>> No.52440574

>>52440529
>I hate fresh bread.
Never trust a woman.

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>> No.52440583
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Buying TSM, pros and cons, go:

>> No.52440599
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BILI bros! Our time has come!!!

>> No.52440604
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2020 and then this year was a great learning experience.

>> No.52440614
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we are reaching levels of (((noticing))) that I didn't expect to be possible
Also I was considering FDX calls last night and then some anon said they wanted to short, so naturally I have to buy calls now

>> No.52440621
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>futures

>> No.52440630

China is rolling out inhaled vaccines and ending COVID controls. Megabullish.

>> No.52440638
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How do I profit from Fedex furloughs?

>> No.52440644

ASTS
buy the dip
that's all

>> No.52440646
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>>52440599
Fuck, it might actually rocket if China chills the fuck out

>>52440614
I've (((noticed))) an increase in (((noticing))) as well. Its absolutely insane, even some of my normie friends joke about them now.
I expect something big to happen to divert attention.

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>>52440604
>2023 - 6 weeks

>> No.52440651

>>52440604
A-are there more of these?

>> No.52440660

>>52440614
Dave Chapelle named them on cable TV, prepare for a big happening soon to distract us

>> No.52440661

>>52440583
>pros
warren buffet, largest chip producer, cheaply valued
>cons
china is scary and that's sufficient enough reason to avoid it

>> No.52440662
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>futes
kek, rip bobos

>> No.52440664
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Is thread volume down? How many lil niggas blew up their 4 figure portfolio?

T. Green ytd.

>> No.52440667
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>CE

Looks bussin fr fr.

>> No.52440682
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52440682

Buy america

>> No.52440692
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>>52440664
I got into 6 figures this week negro.

>> No.52440699

>>52440664
too many tourists making trades they can't handle going wrong, low thread volume is long term bullish

>> No.52440709

>>52440692
congratulations, welcome to an all new version of hell, one where your work income has vastly depreciating returns

>> No.52440726
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>>52440664
Noticed some people fell for the bobo tripfaggot and bought shorts right before the 7% pump,that might be it

>> No.52440728

>>52440664
Green as well, up around 25% thanks to SIGA and swing trading.
Pretty scared to buy anything though.

>> No.52440729

>CVNA insiders keep buying
at least BBBY insiders gave up and have fully embraced dilution hell

>> No.52440731

>>52440664
i think a lot of bobos died because of the CPI pump, we had a barely red EOD dump on low volume and suddenly a flood of low IQ posts about how it was over.

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>>52440692
>CAD

>> No.52440753

>>52440729
How can CVNA possibly recover from here? I genuinely want to know because if it's possible it's a massive trade

>> No.52440755

i got your ppi right here
*grabs pp and sticks it in your eye*

>> No.52440761

>>52440692
What is that in non Monopoly money? $60k usd

>> No.52440769

Imagine looking at bond yields and thinking now is the time to go long.

>> No.52440778
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>>52440709
>>52440748
>>52440761
My current position.

>> No.52440782

>>52440753
is it possible someone will buy them out? I'm going to look at their books but if they have a ton of debt like I heard a leveraged buyout probably won't happen

>> No.52440806
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Guys I really do think "this time will be different". I think this whole ponzi is gonna blow up. They have blatantly stolen every recent election

>BLM ran and financed by jews that literally destroyed cities
>largest dem donor is bankman rugging zoomers

Kanye and Chappelle are naming the jew on live tv... Saudis told the q00% biden jew cabinet to get fucked. Thr teams are already lined up for ww3 (BRICS). Europeans are so cucked they would rather freeze to death than question the tribes interests. Bankman made Bernie madoff (another jew) look like an absolute amatuer with how much he conned. This shit is just getting fucking crazy..

>> No.52440807
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>china green
Its over bobo

>> No.52440809
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SIGA added some new faces to their board of directors. Any thoughts on what this means for the share price going forward?

>> No.52440817

I guess Cathie Wood is kinda right, we are gonna be heading for a 1929 style crash

>> No.52440819

>>52440778
Give me the rundown on SKYT

>> No.52440833

>>52440806
The federal fucking reserve sold their stocks before their rug pulled the world and no one fucking cared... this had to be the most retarded and corrupt year in the history of the world and its all jews per normal

>> No.52440838

>>52440782
They have $8B of debt and you should basically write a 50% discount on their assets. Cars get massive discounts after sitting on a lot for 3+ months.

>> No.52440841

>>52440692
Sorry bro, you only have 75k.
>tfw zillionare in Zim dollars

>> No.52440844

>>52440809
Unless new cases pop up, nothing.

>> No.52440845

>>52440809
SIGA was always a decent buy around $7. Looks like the revenge shorting has stopped now so perhaps its a good buy again?

>> No.52440866

>>52440769
It was time to short in the upward direction soon to be going long in the downward direction

>> No.52440871
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Green futures is bearish as red futures has been bullish. Enjoy walmart and home depot missing earnings, horrible guidance and a hot ppi. Limit down tomorrow faggots.

>> No.52440882

>>52440838
yeah I just took a peek, they're barely above water and their assets keep as well as fish does

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>>52440871
>green id
Bobo,i..

>> No.52440896
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>>52440819
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-technology-reports-third-quarter-210500193.html
>While the overall semiconductor industry is experiencing softening business conditions, as we enter 2023, we at SkyWater believe our business is relatively decoupled from the drivers of overall macro weakness. This is due to our unique business model, in which R&D programs and strategic long-term investments drive the majority of our revenues, as well as our focus on end markets and applications that continue to experience strong levels of investment. Furthermore, we believe we are particularly well-positioned to benefit from the increased level of investments in the domestic semiconductor ecosystem that are expected to strengthen through the remainder of the decade.
They are well positioned for the coming competition between the US and China over semiconductors. Their entire supply chain and manufacturing process is 100% US or US friendly. DOD has already given them some big contracts and I personally think it's only a matter of time before DOD mandates all military hardware have US made semiconductors.

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3800 after ppi prove me wrong protip you can’t

>> No.52440907

>>52440753
i can't think of any way for them to survive given their current business model is just fucked to begin with, but i really do wonder what the insiders are cooking
>>52440782
wouldn't insiders be prohibited from buying shares if they were negotiating a buyout? it's also not obvious to me who would want to buy it and inherit the debt load

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I'm still 90% sure one of my coworkers posts on /smg/. I bet he's probably in this thread right now...

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>He missed the generational bottom!

>> No.52440927

>>52440882
Someone will definitely acquire CVNA's assets at a fire sale when they're forced to liquidate, if it's a publicly traded entity that would be a great investment

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>>52440841

>> No.52440945
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>go to mcdonalds with family
yeah yeah i know, my mistake
>order food in drive-thru
>man and woman switching on intercom taking my order
>order appears on opposite menu, not the one i'm at
>pull up, both are silent when taking my card
>go to second window
>fat mexican bitch doesn't say a word nor even looks in my direction when handing the food
>get home
>missing my burger
>they gave me dr. pepper when i asked for coke
yep, thats one too many fuckups from mcshit. from now on i'm shorting this company and i hope they go under. putting them under is the only way i can make sure the wagies lose their jobs

>> No.52440952

>>52440896
Then why the fuck did they just formalize a 20% stock dilution and have an insane amount of insider selling.
Lame, looked really cool too.

>> No.52440954

>>52440905
PPI will be down like CPI because that's a fact I just said so

>> No.52440969
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>>52440952
Honestly anon, I just saw the news now as well. It's just breaking on the wire.
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-announces-pricing-common-stock-023000932.html

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That was the top MUMU.

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>>52440844
There will be a winter surge, midterms are over and now it's time for more pandemic fun

>> No.52440986

>>52440945
I go to Culver's exclusively now, the employees are properly trained and english speaking young people, and the food is much higher quality

>> No.52440994

>>52440709
you read returns horribly. if he can do this while working, his work is simply a backdrop of +1 to his now exponential flows of +1 at slightly faster speed.
besides, you learn shit by doing more than one thing, people you come in contact with will have good ideas, and connections, and you need that.
Also, if you get to where you can live on divies, why would you not still want to put an extra 40k into your portfolio per year? Got a thing against another 2-4k to spend next year, plus the holdings?

>> No.52440995

>>52440905
4100. Proof? Clown world

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>>52440517
>girl I'm interested in leaves me on delivered
>girl I'm just trying to fuck has feelings for me
I personally believe there will be bearish sentiments for tomorrow because of these incidents

>> No.52441019

>>52440927
are you high? their equity per share is like $5, assuming all those used cars actually sell for book value which they won't. buying right now at $~10 would be a retarded idea if you thought they were going to get liquidated

>> No.52441023

>>52440969
They beat their latest earnings, seemed like a real potential runner in the future...but dilutions and insider selling are just such a middle finger to long term investors.
I have a policy that if a company has diluted in the last 5 years they are untouchable. Its the equivalent of shitting on people who trusted you with their money.

>> No.52441024

>>52440914
3 of them in 14 years, 4 of them in 24 years.
>generational
it's a thing.

>> No.52441045

>>52440983
I have jew fatigue. They have used to many tricks too fast the last year.. they threw the whole bag

>pandemic
>we saved you with a Vax
>war for democracy
>market crash
>crypto crash

Normies are noticing. If they do something else I swear to God I'll start naming the jew on social media with my government name

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>>52441023
>I have a policy that if a company has diluted in the last 5 years they are untouchable.
Ya sorry anon, the news was breaking as I was doing the type up for my last post. That being said, I'll keep my 1000 shares and see where it goes. If competition between the US and China really heats up, it's the only safe play for US military hardware.

>> No.52441086

>>52440806
Perhaps you are right. What's coming will make both 2000 and 2008 crashes look like child's play by comparison. A literal depression is around the corner.

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>>52441086

>> No.52441110

>>52441059
man justin trudeau looks good even in casual clothes

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>>52440817
That's exactly what I've been expecting any day now for years. That's why I have lots of pinto beans and canned corn plus multivitamins. Did you know that pinto beans and corn together have the aminos for a complete protein? What I do is keep a stock of them and eat the oldest daily while replacing with new. I eat 12 lbs per month.

>> No.52441117

>>52441019
I'm talking about somebody like Carmax buying up their assets at a steep discount and investing in them, not CVNA

>> No.52441120

>>52441059
Are there no other companies with foundries in the US?
I'm looking through the list of Semi foundries and I shocked at how fucken RETARDED it was to let China take 90% of them all.
Looks like we just have some garbage Intel foundry here that barely functions and is just a giant diversity project.
I thought the Jews were smart about this shit.

>> No.52441128

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0_aSKegWw&list=PLHAyXYHi4pzjkKP2B9Vb1M0EHrNN7aLCd&index=12

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>>52441110
How about no clothes?

>> No.52441134

>>52441117
ah gotcha, yeah when you said publicly traded I thought you meant CVNA

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>>52441129

>> No.52441138

>>52441107
I mean what with all of the huge layoffs lately and the rich claiming to 'donate to charity', the writing is on the wall. The economy is going to break.

>> No.52441143

>>52441086
>>52441107
Amazon and FedEx are laying people off before Christmas... it's fucking over. Q4 earnings are going to be fucking horrific. If you are long right now you are a fucking tard

>> No.52441144

>>52440986
culver's in my area seems to only hire retards (actually mentally challenged or some form of autism) and maybe some gen xer as the manager. food is definitely better but personally i believe its a different kind of burger. i just wanted fast food, not get swindled

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>>52441120
>Are there no other companies with foundries in the US?
No, that's why I was pretty big on SKYT. DOD is handing them contracts like candy. There biggest issue is they can't compete with Taiwan's 3nm semiconductors so they are relying on a 3D printing work around.

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>>52440517
>QRD on what happened in the cash session today?
I was waging

>> No.52441173

>>52441120
Want to know something even more retarded?
China manufactures over 85% of all antibiotics.
They also make almost all raw materials for drugs, especially heart medication.
If there ever was an actual war, Chinks could kill a sizeable chunk of Western populations simply by shutting down their exports and waiting two years.
China has a monopoly on so much manufacturing it's not even funny when you start digging into everything that they make.

>> No.52441179

>>52441144
culvers is high quality but if you want a high quality burger you're better of getting a george foreman and cooking that shit at home and making it just the way you like it

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>>52441110
he's got wide hips

>> No.52441189
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>>52441173
Who can I blame for this? Boomers? Jews? Boomer Jews?

>> No.52441188

i'll post in the next thread. quite obvious that OP wanted to be a prick

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>>52441045
>I have jew fatigue.
>I swear to God I'll start naming the jew on social media with my government name
Godspeed anon

>> No.52441195
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So what happens tomorrow?

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>>52441143
Exactly. People think 100,000+ workers getting laid off by Amazon in the summer is bad, just watch what happens in January. Layoff and firing/quietting is gonna be in the millions across big tech.

>> No.52441218

>>52441189
Henry Kissinger. So, yeah.

>> No.52441226

>>52441195
walmart reports sub par earnings, everyone dumps, I buy the cheapies

>> No.52441229

>>52441195
>Walmart and home depot miss bigly
>ppi is fucked
>Americans are too poor to even buy goyslop or hire Mexicans at home depot

-2% day

>> No.52441239

>>52441195
bulls hope that consumer spending has been propped up by credit card debt, which it probably has

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FUTURES

>> No.52441248

>>52441239
hell, I know mine is

>> No.52441261

Ah damn Skywater Technologies had such a good quarter in such a shitty semiconductor environment.
AAAAAAA BUT THE DILUTION.
IM THINKING ABOUT BREAKING MY RULE

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>>52441186

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>>52441195
Dammit... I do business with some of those companies

>> No.52441284

>>52441143
that is just the latest wave of massive layoffs microsoft and meta already did massive layoffs before them and it wouldnt be surprising if jewgle broke soon too

>> No.52441285

>>52441239
I wonder how many ar-15s and how much gold I could buy in a day before they froze my ccs. I have access to like 50,000 and no debt but if this whole shit is gonna blow up I want my fair share I don't have to pay back like everyone else

>> No.52441289

>>52441261
why did the dilute? are they buying more equipment with the proceeds? sounds bullish to me

>> No.52441295

>>52441262

i literally thought this was spencer rice lmao

>> No.52441303

>>52441246
4100 tomorrwo you ugly gook

>> No.52441304
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My investment goals:
>Home ownership
>Cat ownership
>Gf
>Lose virginity
Currently I have $3000 in my account, $7000 in debt and a surplus of $500 per month to service debts and fund my account. How do I achieve my financial goals and what is my most likely time frame?

>> No.52441315

>>52441284
Tech layoffs were expected

Retail layoffs before retail hiring season is fucking canary in the coal mine.. bezos already flat out said we 100% are having a recession and you niggas are bullish on q4...

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>Should I invest in this established brand with strong staying power?
>Hmmm I think I will buy this micro cap with 25% free float instead

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>>52441304
>cat
NGMI

>> No.52441334

>>52441304
what are you paying on the debt? if it's anything above 4% the best move right now would be to pay it off asap, that shit is a cancer on you.

>> No.52441335

>>52441289
Paying off debt, looks like.
They're building a manufacturing plant worth over a billion. It's gotta be a buy.
I don't think it'll pay off for a few years but I have a good feeling. I'm going to load up tomorrow. Fuck it.

>> No.52441342

>>52441304
This is cute if you're 16. Anything over 18 it's a sad sad pitiful life and it makes me question why I even come to this basket weaving board.

fucking get your shit together anon.

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>>52441304
>investment goals:
>GF
Bro...

>> No.52441368

>>52441304
your entire life. enjoy!

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>>52441195
KrispyKremeniggas... i am financially glazed right now...

>> No.52441381

>>52441304
Buy 3000 of spy puts and when they 2x get a kitty and pay off your debts. Women aren't worth it really and definitely aren't an investment

>> No.52441398

how do i get into bonds so my portfolio isnt all equities?

>> No.52441409

>>52441398
I would suggest buying them, I usually do this with money

>> No.52441410

>>52441304
I have a house, cat, gf and over 100k invested and I still feel I will never make it. Never loose hope anon.

>> No.52441432

>>52441398
VCLT is based and pays a monthly divvy. I sold all mine today because it was up 6% and I think the bottom is further down but yeah.. it's my bond exposure etf play I have on my watchlist

>> No.52441447

>>52441409
You're crazy man.

>> No.52441476
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Santa, all I want for Christmas is three months of red.
>>52440806
What part of "nothing ever happens" do you not understand?

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>>52441315

>> No.52441494

>>52440604
Stealing this

>> No.52441523

>>52441476
Things have been happening tho.. covid and russia/Ukraine were massive happenings. Ftx was the biggest ponzi scheme in the history of the world and was run by the #2 democratic donor only slightly behind George fucking soros...

I think happenings are going to increase in frequency and autistic strength.. the weak men created bad times and its gonna be really bad until America is 110

This is financially related sell everything and buy puts

>> No.52441532

late night smg is some schizo shit, i wish i could see what you "people" looked like who predict crashes all day

>> No.52441536

Will they publicly admit that we are in a recession to suppress the noticing?

>> No.52441548

>>52441494
I think it's from the YouTube channel called millenialthinker

It's all blackpilled shit about how society is fucked

>> No.52441550

4 HOUR TIME FRAME VIX HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER ON THE RSI.
>NEVER
>EVER

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>>52441532
Its comfy,what do yo mean?

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>>52441536
That sounds like an awful move.

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>>52441550
rsi is a shit indicator and VIX is a volatility product show you shouldn't be using any indicator at all

>> No.52441580

>>52441532
And the ticker?

>> No.52441584

>>52441536
Its gotta be a war or some massive event to redirect attention and hatred elsewhere.

>> No.52441601
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Nothing will happen guys
Stop being a schizo

>> No.52441605

>>52441584
Oh God they're gonna let Iran nuke Israel.

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>>52441601
>don't believe
Nice assurance

>> No.52441624

>>52441304
Well getting your dick wet is easy. Women are whoreish out the ass now. Getting a cat for a pet is easy to. The rest of it, well that's harder. Finding a good girl to settle down with is hard these days. They've either gone down the piercing/tattoo rabbit hole, rode the cock train one to many times that they got a kid or two in tow, or have done so much drugs that they got the face of a 40 year old..

>> No.52441628

Women are such hoes

>> No.52441630

>>52441045
>I have jew fatigue
I have that but also jogger fatigue

>> No.52441636

>>52441573
you dont know how to use RSI then. a produce that reverts to the mean, VIX, has never ever, in its history done so to this degree, that means literally any kind of bullshit can snowball into huge volatility because the strength of volatility aka the momentum in the decrease of volatility has never been greater. so do you believe that anything in the world coming up can shake the market? even just a little bit? if you think no then congrats we've solved the worlds problems and the market is healthy. if you think there is and we are within 25% of all time highs and just rejected 400 then look out because its going to get real fucking ugly

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>>52441624
>Finding a good girl to settle down with is hard these days.
It's not. More than anything, you need to focus on yourself and being the best person you can be. Not for chicks, for you. Oh, and have realistic standards.

>> No.52441678

>>52441550
>>52441573
no its a good observation although it might not mean anything. it could form a divergence for example with lower low on vix with higher low on rsi

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>>52441656

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>>52441304
don't listen to the haters live your best life anon

that said. you should pay that debt ASAP I don't care what the interest is. Your net worth is NEGATIVE right now. Let that sink in. You either get compound interest or you pay it - and right now, brother, you are paying it. After that. $10k in cash minimum. Then buy SPY or if you are risk averse buy bonds. THEN buy individual stocks IF you think you can keep up but honestly if you'll be juggling a cat and a GF (hypothetically) then stick with more SPY and bonds. After that, don't buy stupid shit, don't date a woman who makes you buy stupid shit, don't let your cat convince you to buy stupid shit, improve your skills and income and you will make it. Go get em anon.

PS - as to how to get a woman. I'm afraid this is outside my area of expertise.

>> No.52441684

>DWAC is still the 2nd best performing IPO of 2021
you have to wonder who in their right mind paid $100+ per share

>> No.52441686

I hope the vix is red tomorrow. I need to load up on UVXY.

>> No.52441690

>>52441636
VIX is a financial instrument that is supposed to indicate the pricing gap of options as an indicator of the market steadiness. Wider gaps = Increased volatility = Increased Volatility over long periods bring margin calls as people get blindsided by a sudden market movement, However its instruments have been significantly manipulated. While I agree with your assessment that VIX for all intents and purposes too low considering the market conditions I am not sure if there is any money to be made on going long volatility.

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52441691

Arent you guys glad you waited for "Democracy"?

>> No.52441719

I'm 30 and I have about 28k to my name, no debt and steady income. What do I do with the money?? It feels like too little to actually do anything big with, but too much to just have sitting around

>> No.52441728

>>52441691
"Lake had vowed to ban the state's mail-in voting, which conspiracy theorists falsely claim is vulnerable to fraud, fueling distrust among voters about the safety of a voting method used by hundreds of thousands of Americans."

I am glad that America is serving as a beacon of democracy and showing the rest of the world what mail-in voting is the future and its beautiful with absolutely zero chance of fraud. Ever. Take notes europe.

>> No.52441730

>>52441304
Make More Money Now
Get a better job, another job, take 20 hours of OT, whatever. You don't wanna try to bleed down 7k with 500 spare a month. Then make an honest budget assessment and see where you can slim to pay down your debt and then invest a bit more.
But the most important and largest advantage you can get is to increase your takehome wage.

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>>52441691

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>>52441679
A woman isn't going to fix you or your problems. If you're fat and lazy now, Scarlet Johanssen isn't going to make you fit because she is motivating and loving you. If you want to be fit, it's in you to be fit, everything else is dependency. And women hate dependency because they are evolved to shut up and respect a provider.
>t. married a formerly "woke" woman who gave me a redheaded son and now openly says nigger

>> No.52441738

>>52441719
put it in a thematic equity etf, if you use a 2x fund it's like investing 60k, which is decent enough.
do not use a 3x fund though, leverage decay will kill your gains

>> No.52441741

>>52441719
Will you need the 28k anytime soon? Moving? Big purchases?

>> No.52441752

>>52441690
see this dude>>52441678
essentially my theory is that VIX is literally at an all time calm. as youve pointed out VIX is meant to track options chain on SPY to certain extents. So going long on volatility now had the lowest risk it has ever had and the way the market is right now. anything even if completely fake and gay could bring volatility back. so going low now is betting that it wont drift that much further down its already made 1 bullish divergence on 4 hour and that the likelyhood of volatility staying this low and SPy continue to go up seems unlikely. I have uvxy 17c for december

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>>52441601
s-surely the current situation doesn't provide political cover for Xi to invade Taiwan, giving both him and Biden a way to deflect attention from the incoming recessions in their respective countries and rally their citizens around the flags at least until the world turns into a nuclear BBQ

r-right???

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>>52441734
oh i meant the finding a good grill to settle down,not that nonsense

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>>52441752
Fuzzy chart. I wouldn't read too much into it though anon.

>> No.52441804

>>52441752
for illustration this is VIX right now. in this case up is down, and its gone to far and about to drop(up) eventually
https://youtu.be/-2wUv8fJBEU?t=22

>> No.52441839

>>52441776
so are you going with propane or charcoal?

>> No.52441868
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52441868

I don't like investing in a market where nothing about the company matters.
I feel like the insider trading, algos, and overall manipulation is starting to reach a breaking point.

The ((((((((((((people)))))))))) in charge of (((((((((investing)))))))) constantly complain about index funds, but the reason index funds are so popular is because everything else is manipulated to fuck.
I don't know boys. Something just feels off. My gut is usually right when it comes to financial related stuff.

>> No.52441869

>>52441804
21 gap fill over shoot to 19-20 this week. week before or right after thanksgiving take off and aim for 40. thats what I think will happen. maybe im wrong but ill just sell if vix goes below 19

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>>52441776
lol, make a profile with a dog, a home and a car. You'll get them lined up around the corner and you can pick from the best. And don't be afraid to have the serious conversations up front (kids, finances, DEBT DEBT DEBT, prior relationships). Don't let any hoe waste your time, but you also have to have realistic standards. If you don't look like Tom Brady, don't expect to marry a 10/10 because of your personality and bank account.

>> No.52441882

>>52441752
i have put calendar spread to take advantage of rising vol and stay neutral delta for the next week or so

>> No.52441901 [DELETED] 
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>FUTURES

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What will Mr. Futures do now that China no longer grow?

>> No.52441906

>>52441868
Dude even index funds can move 7% in less than a fucking minute in clown world on rumors.. it's all a fucking rigged Jewish casino.

The entire networth of trillion dollar companies can drop 20% in 10 seconds in after-hours

>> No.52441925

>>52441906
semis probably going to run on warren buffett investment news.

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>52441901

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>>52441719
At a minimum, consider a high-interest savings account you should be able to get 3-4% right now

You are kind of in the weird middle ground where you probably want to keep a good portion of that in cash or FDIC-insured near-instant accessible deposits as an e-fund. That said. My rec is $10k stays in cash, the other $18k goes to investments. What "investments" means to you depends on your near- to mid- term plans as >>52441741
alludes to, along with how much time you have to spend monitoring the market. If you do chose to pick up some individual stocks, personally I wouldn't recommend more than $1k-2k to start as you'll need some time to get used to reading 10K's, finding financial analysis you trust, seeing what good/bad events do to a stock you hold, etc.

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>>52441906
>Precious Metals
Manipulated into a shitcoin

>Bonds
Don't even beat inflation, useless

>Individual Stocks
Lol. Lmao even. Enjoy your 20% afterhours dumps.

>Index Funds
Shitcoin status.

>Real Estate
You'll never afford it

"Why is antisemetism on the rise?"

>> No.52441964

@52441901
I can't believe trannies think that looks normal or healthy. It looks like it's literally about to fall off

>> No.52441966

>>52441925
Why the fuck should semis pump in q4 on news he bought in q3 at 30% cheaper prices? The whole concept is fucking retarded and just gives them exit liquidity

>> No.52441975

>>52441925
werent his investments made at the start of the quarter and only reported in the media now? the (((insiders))) have known for months now.

>> No.52441999

>>52441975
He has over 300 billion in investments and he bought 5 billion worth of TSM a bit ago that's just being reported. Seems like just a side gamble.

>> No.52442000

>>52440650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4brpoNVwS0

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>futures

>> No.52442050

I can't help but feel bad for the BBBY folk who are completely oblivious to the fact that the 2024 bonds are currently 20 cents on the dollar. I deal with hairy shit all the time but I at least know the risk I'm signing up for.

>> No.52442051

>>52441999
>Berkshire thought a couple things were worth a nibble at 3500 spy
>news drops at 4000 spy
>we finna go to all time high boys buy buy buy

This is how bagholders are made

>> No.52442055
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcmf9cRp7A
What are all you cool cats listening to?

>> No.52442056
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>>52442000
Checked.

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>>52442036
>futures

>> No.52442059

>>52442050
the average BBBY holder doesn't know what 20 cents on the dollar even means

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>>52442055
Trance

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>>52442050

>> No.52442132
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So which one of you idiots bought 650 million dollars of SQQQ?

>> No.52442142

>>52442050
>I can't help but feel bad for
They are adults of legal age, fell for hysteria, didnt DYOR, bought a meme stock because line goes up, have no enter or exit plan, no risk management, did not learn how markets work, and ""invested"" money they probably needed.
Why should you feel sorry for them? Its as bad as someone who chooses to eat goyslop because its delicious

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>>52442061
Link some beats. I used to be big into trance ~2000. Oakenfold, Tiesto, Darude. But now I'm devouring outlaw country and all its iterations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMUOuYUy1w

>> No.52442172

>>52442132
i only had the balls to buy 40 shares of it

>> No.52442177

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8fTJEozHCs

>> No.52442194

>>52441728
You people that complain about mail in voting are so stupid. The computers that count the votes can change all the vote counts at the end with one person using a flash drive. This has been around since Bush. They don't need mail in voting. But you dumb sheep bitch about mail voting like your programers tell you.
>I heard about this huge conspiracy on FOX news (tm)!!

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Why aren't you investing in the fastest growing country?
The Ivory Coast is going to boom!

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>>52442155
YOU FILL THESE SPACES
YOUR WEAKNESS STRENGTHENS THESE WALLS
CRAWLING OUT FROM THE DARKNESS
MY ENEMY FALLS

https://youtu.be/FnzSQ1HwDmg

>> No.52442211

>>52442155
I listen to trance while trading

>> No.52442215
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>>52442198
>>52442155
>>52442055
>>52442061
all terrible :/

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permabull here. i will be capitulating tomorrow.

>> No.52442225
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>>52442055
vaporwave, mallsoft, citypop

anyway I hope you guys are prepared for 2023

https://youtu.be/mMlqp6yI6sA

>> No.52442229

>>52442222
What a waste of quads

>> No.52442231
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>>52442198
Cheers anon, very nice, have one back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMge2vE6G8

One more favour: Give me one bear signal and one bull signal.

>> No.52442236

>>52442194
Every country in the world uses those machines. Only the most giga pozzed countries use mail in voting like Britain, germoney and the USA.

>> No.52442243

>>52442198
based, i like this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibO4ORizWQ

>> No.52442249

>>52442194
Lol yep, America hasn't been a democracy since voting machines.

>> No.52442259

>>52442051
Yep. SPY to 410 before breakdown to 370.

>> No.52442261
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52442261

Ever since I started no fap, markets have been rocketing.
I’m having trouble resisting tonight.

Do with that info what you will.

>> No.52442264

>>52442236
No most countries use paper ballots, US is the only one that uses hackable voting machines

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>>52442261
you just lost the game

>> No.52442276

>>52442249
Mail in voting is another line of attack. Exit polls don’t cover it, so it’s a great excuse. Buy puts on democracy.

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>>52442236
>>52442264
Can confirm. Leafland uses paper ballots AND requires voter ID. 99% of elections are counted in 2 hours, with the odd one going to a recount because it's close. You literally can't hack a paper ballot beyond literally stuffing the ballot box at every single polling station.

>> No.52442296

>>52442243
That's a good one
I've been pretty obsessed with this lately
https://youtu.be/vP06zc-NkDw
>>52442231
Uh, bullish that TBLT is now a profitable company. It means construction industry going strong
Bearish that my Eagles lost tonight...
This is another one I like a lot, a bit older
https://youtu.be/_64qGgwo3mE

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>>52440913
i m here. did you see me scroll biz at work ? I try to be sneaky

>> No.52442299

>>52442287
>beyond stuffing the ballot box
That happens a lot though

>> No.52442301

I dunno what's worse.. /smgs/ taste in music or stock takes

Youtube.com/watch?v=pen1eeyxstu

>> No.52442322

>>52442155
Just fire up the old songs like ian van dahl castle in the sky

>> No.52442333

The op image reminds me of PLTR, fuck you retards who shilled that shit

>> No.52442337
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52442337

still holding my oil shorts like a retard

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>>52442296
Thanks for the tips anon, and the music, really diggin' it.
>>52442299
>That happens a lot though
In countries where the election officials turn a blind eye. In leafland every party is allowed to have a representative watch each polling station and participate in the count. So technically ballot box stuffing can occur but it shouldn't be wide spread enough to influence any election before being found out.

>> No.52442352

>>52442261
>that pic
Christ things are way more fucked than I ever imagined... Used him and threw him away. His own mother fucked him

>> No.52442359

>>52442301
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pEN1eeyXsTU

I like to imagine the lyrics in this one are about a bagholder

>> No.52442362

>>52442296
nice, I like this one a lot when I'm waking up or when market's pumpin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsBob5h_FQo

>> No.52442365

>>52442352
he will have billions stashed away and will go through a show trial, by the time everyone forgets his sentence will be commuted and free. it's the jewish way

>> No.52442383

oh no hahaha oil is going back to negative suckers hahaha

>> No.52442390
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LOOKING AT THE WRECKAGE
ANYONE WOULD GUESS THAT
ALL INSIDE HAD DIED
BUT I'M ALIVE

https://youtu.be/aBUORPgENpk

Another good one

>> No.52442400

>>52442337
Oil is down 0.6% right now in futures. We are looking good man

>>52442333
Everything /smg/ recommended 2 years ago is -90% or delisted lol

Chink shit
Battery shit
Electric car shit
Crypto shit
Palantir
Chink electric car battery shit
Mutant fish
Soxl

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>>52442383
>oil is going back to negative
i think you re dreaming

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>>52442301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXna1a-806Q + DKNG

>> No.52442419

>>52442365
....
Step on the fuvking gas man

>> No.52442437

>>52442365
I sort of doubt that, he knows too much and the court of public opinion has already ruled against him. I think it's more likely he gets Epstein'd. There are already articles out saying he's committed fraud and should pay the Madoff price.

>> No.52442443

>>52442333
Everyone who bought PLTR during those memes 3x’d.
I made so much money off PLTR.

You did sell right?

>> No.52442473

>>52441656
a woman with no children and a healthy BMI is unrealistic standards in the modern world. Fuck bitches get money. This is financial advice

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>futures

looking grim
https://youtu.be/yWDPPiYrXQ4

https://youtu.be/h5ofcNN2yUE

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>>52441304
>Gf
buy an isolated property somewhere cheap, a rope, and obtain the most common vehicle in your area

>> No.52442516
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>>52442473
>a woman with no children and a healthy BMI is unrealistic standards in the modern world.
That's doom and gloom defeatist bullshit. By standards, I mean not getting hung up on her unibrow, body odor or dank ass farts. Not every is as perfect as you anon, and you can't let perfect be the enemy of good. Learn to love the imperfections.

Now give me one bull signal and one bear signal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY

>> No.52442525
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>>52442483
If I knew you were going to post that webm every single thread, I wouldn't have made it for you...

>> No.52442540

>>52442525
why not, I love seagulls

>> No.52442551

>>52442540
If you're going to post animal webms for >futures, you have to mix them up, keep people guessing

>> No.52442554

>>52441728

Mail-in-voting is the most fraudulent form of voting. 95% of it should be outright banned. Unless someone is overseas in the military, or seriously disabled (with a doctor's signature) There should be no mail in votes.

It is so bad that nearly no one allows it, because it is so fucking dumb.

>> No.52442558

>>52441731
Wipe out in drugs

>> No.52442561

>>52442516
ok buddy i have literally not met a woman that wasn't unacceptably fat in 7 years. I make enough money to lose 130k in the stock market this year and not care and I hit the gym every day. Where are these mythical housewife quality women you speak of?
Bull signal = literally none
Bear signal = mum euphoria, continued rate hikes, tech layoffs, recession, semiconductor glut, etc

>> No.52442566

>>52442516
bull signal, santa rally
bear signal, jews have been found out

>>52442473
i found a woman with great BMI but she has a poor ogre schitzo mother. Rich uncle though.

>> No.52442581

>>52442383
>oil is going back to negative
It took a global black swan PLUS a perfect storm on the future market to make that happen. Not gonna again in your lifetime.

>> No.52442589

>>52442516
>bearish
Your image is a Jewish communist faggot

>bullish
None

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>>52442561
>Bear signal = continued rate hikes, tech layoffs, recession, semiconductor glut, etc
Bull signal = wall of worry

>> No.52442594
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>>52442551
alright fine

>futures

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>>52442055
https://youtu.be/aZPPLibjPNk
I have evenicle minimized, got tired of looking at bobs, so now I'm watching you

>> No.52442622
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>>52442561
Do you live in a city? If you haven't met them, have you at least seen them? Volunteer in your community and join a co-ed sports team, like softball or one of those stupid new sports like frisbee or handball.

Bull: The market went nuts with 7% inflation and is looking for absolutely any reason to sky rocket
Bear: The pivot backfires and forces Powell to step in and correct an overheated market.

>>52442589
>pic rel
Is he Jewish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9hb1US7QU

>> No.52442623
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OILBROS WHAT HAPPENED

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>>52442561
I make 60k/yr and fucked this really skinny/fit girl that was bipolar and recently divorced for a few months. She was 7 years younger than me and did the whole "fuck me daddy" thing it was kinda based

>> No.52442640

>>52442623
nothing has happened, trust the plan, two more weaks. Japan approval December 5th

>> No.52442656
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>futures

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>>52442333
>PLTR isn't going to moon into the hundreds when the secret projects get leaked

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>>52442663
>I have a hundred new jackets to showcase and each one of them is worth $10 PLTR dollars.

>> No.52442721
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Honestly I'm just waiting to be laid off at this point.

>> No.52442727
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>futures

>> No.52442746
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HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>> No.52442752

>>52442721
Same, once I'm laid off I can go full time to work on the /smg/ startup

>> No.52442763

You might think tomorrow will be green but it wont be.

>> No.52442774

>>52442727
fake

>> No.52442781

>>52442721
>>52442752

I literally warned all you "work from home" people to save your money. I knew they would demand you return to the office or just fire half the staff.

You put yourself in this position. You did a shit job working from home and probably didn't save your money.

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>>52442752
If I lose my job, I'm going to just start the company from Horizon Zero Dawn that built all the robots.

>> No.52442817

>>52442622
https://youtu.be/MP4qSXnz1IE

>> No.52442840

>>52442781
Yes, there are lots of idiots doing that, but lol, I more than tripled my liquid net worth since starting WFH in 2020. I'm stashing away, on average, $5-6k per month. That's why I don't quit now to do the /smg/ startup... might as well keep getting that money
>>52442795
That sounds hard, I just want to make some music software

>> No.52442843
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>>52442817
Cheers anon, I love WW1 history.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVM-tFAdADg

>> No.52442852

>>52442795
>>52442752

Why don't you guys come work for me?
I'm going to make a start up where I hire strippers to use in full body VR recording kits.
Then I'll make them fight and stream it. On the stream they will show up as anime girls.
Viewers will be able to bet on which anime character will win.

I'll call it Kawaii Killers.

>> No.52442916

>>52442852
I mean.... that sounds cool and all, but I don't have any experience in those kinds of technologies, nor any real interest in them. Unless you have millions in seed or VC funding, then let's do it

>> No.52442928
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>>52442840
>>52442852
I'm a mechE that went into machine learning. If I get laid off then the IP attribution clause in my contract is null and void lmao. I just wish that I was a kike so that I could get that easy VC money though.

>> No.52442936

>>52442852
>ticker BOTY

>> No.52442974

>>52442763
I just need enough time to sell my calls

>> No.52443000

>>52442852
How about we just enough money to pay filian to sit on our faces

>> No.52443003
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>>52442974
Sure dude.. 930 am pump. You sell your calls I buy more spy puts. Sounds good man totally kosher.

>> No.52443004

>>52442974
Sell the calls when spy hits its 200MDA

>> No.52443029

>>52442443
Heh yeah totally....

Thankfully my bag isn't that big, I should just sell and not report it

>> No.52443065

>>52442843
>Cheers anon, I love WW1 history.

As a kid it's WWII, if you're an adult and still haven't switched to WWI you're hopeless

>> No.52443073

>>52443004
I really doubt we get near 200ma.. last time we hit 409 was literally a single scam day before fomc in September before we went -4% the next day.. 200ma is going to keep decaying. 10 and 50 ma are at 370-380 and that's where we are heading

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>>52443065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38pbkLmaqqA

>> No.52443128

>>52442763
Walmart being projected to beat is really all that matters. Market seems to be at equilibrium now, all else considered. Energy is testing a local top, and the dollar is testing a local bottom. Big move coming soon but not now.

>> No.52443143

are there ANY shitty extremely overvalued companies like tesla still out there?

>> No.52443146

>>52443073
>I really doubt we get near 200MA
We were literally 4 dollars away

>> No.52443170

>>52443146
? It's like 408.. we peaked at 400 a full 2% below. Jews love round numbers 400 more than the autism of 200ma. 400 was tested 3 times Friday and twice today.. It doesn't wanna go higher.

>> No.52443171

>>52441691
disgusting

>> No.52443178

>>52443143
tesla
carvana
meta
amazon
fedex
boeing

>> No.52443198

>>52443178
>boeing
ok this one looks juicy to short,

tesla and carvana could go either way on moron bounces

i am bullish on the rest.

>> No.52443200

>>52440913
You were right, it's me. Don't tell everybody that we blow each other at work

>> No.52443202

>>52443178
I'm curious to see how much lower their stock prices will get, assuming they do not get bailed out

>> No.52443211

>>52443128
Sure sure. Whatever you say. Shartmart, yea.

>> No.52443223

>>52443143
gitlab

>> No.52443230
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>>52443143
Boeing had a 9,372% miss on earnings q3 and is up like 40% this month

-6.18 eps
-11.04% revenue
3000% surprise on net income
410% surpriss on operating income

It's missed horribly for the last 4 quarters it's an absolute piece of shit stock

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SHIT hang sang is ripping. AH SHIT HERE WE GO!!!!!!!

Best believe I'm be bejeweled. when i walk in the room i can still make it shimmer.

>> No.52443247

>>52441691
Arizonians better be getting ready to riot over this shit

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>>52443230
Boeing isn't a gauge anymore because of how fucked up their 737 has been. They are absolutely covered in a risk but have a great upside if they can prove they have everything figured out.

>> No.52443266

>>52443230
what strike do you have puts at? I'm interested, and researching premiums and potential gains now

>> No.52443292

>>52443266
$157.5 12/30 P

Bought them for 3.70 and they closed at 4.10 today

>> No.52443293

kek dont short boeing faggots, it's one of those stupid stocks that just won't go down

>> No.52443318

Is money a ponzi scheme

>> No.52443322

>>52443293
They lost 3.3 billion dollars last quarter rofl. Fuck Boeing

>> No.52443335

QUICK SOMEONE BAKE IT'S URGENT

>> No.52443334

PPI got leaked

We're pumping HARD tomorrow, the bull is primed. You have been given advanced warning.

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>>52443335
HNNNNNNNG IM BAKING!!!! all done!

>> No.52443358

>>52443334
my pp leaked too.

>> No.52443360

>>52443322
yea i remember i tried shorting them last quarter
didnt work

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>>52443334
fuck I played safe and didn't go all in on SOXL calls

>> No.52443393

>>52443357
HOT AS FUCKKKKKK

>> No.52443396

>>52443293
>>52443322
>>52443360
Boeing is to 2022 what GM was to 2008. If you've ever had a chance to talk to the people who work there, you would know that shit is rotten to the core.

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>>52443334
Hope so. I would love a hard PPI pumping.

>> No.52443499

>>52439097
>>52439097
>>52439097
>>52439097
FRESH

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>>52443499
I'm literally in the GME general and I still think posting the link here is a dick move to everyone in /smg/.

>> No.52443623

Why is no one making a thread? Theres so much to talk about it.

>> No.52443628

>>52443623
baking

>> No.52443632

>>52443334
What's the PPI?

>> No.52443741

>>52443623
This is the worst /smg/, and it's finally the last

>> No.52443749

NEW

>>52443740
>>52443740
>>52443740