/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52438757
Agree with them and choke down that dry unseasoned turkey.

>>52438757
>fugg
I am crying a little now actually.

>>52438810
my instinct is to go all "ackshully..." but this is probably the right response

>>52438757
Tip my fedora, do a 360, and moonwalk out of there.

>>52438757
Why does grandpa eat the whole turkey while the rest of the family starves? Is this an American thing?

>haha I guess you guys were right after all
>learned my lesson I'll yell you that!

proceed to hide power level and secretly get rich

>>52438903
He had it bad in his day, don't you know.

>>52438903
>not your oven not your turkey

>>52438757
"Heh, guess you were right," I'd say.
A slight chuckle escapes me - they think that it's one of politeness, an admission of that touche strike of theirs, an indicator of their victory over me.

Little do they, or anyone else for that matter, know - that for the past quarter score, nearly the entirety of my net worth has been in precious metals, emergency preparedness supplies, and enough weaponry to arm a small African nation.

"You know, I really ought to get a 9-5, you're absolutely right - I haven't been contributing to my 401K enough," I say, taking a brief note on my air-gapped PDA regarding my need to acquire more unfertilized female eggs - I will need a legacy for the coming ages. Perhaps even clones.

"These cryptocurrencies really are a bunch of funny-money, you know?"
The boomers guffaw, clinking their glasses in agreement - the clinking; there's something particular about the way in which the glass resonates that could drive a man to kill.
Time for another note.

The meal was a modest one, albeit not unpleasant.
It's good to have family.
Cryptocurrencies.

>>52438757
Run up to my room and play Tales of Berseria

>>52438903
Boomers eat first and everyone else fights for the scraps

360 and use up all the butter on your own plate.

>>52438757
Why is this room full of white people, this is problematic and makes me uncomfortable

>>52438757
>haha yeah you were right guys, guess i learned my lesson
can't let people know about hodlings for when it does really well; they'll start asking for favors

>>52438757
I still made more money in 1 week than what you did in 1 year gramps

>>52438757
> if only you knew how bad it is

> if only you knew how bad things really are

>>52438757
I invested in crypto a bit last year, made $200, and got out. They know about it and I make a joke about it.

I'm renting a high end wardrobe, car, escort and I have a bunch of jewelry I haven't sold yet. They're all gonna think I'm a millionaire. I got a bunch of pics I took in a hotel last year, gonna say its my house.

>>52440064
>unrealised gains

>>52438757
just tell them you sold near the top because of your distrust of jews. that will shut them down pretty quickly.

Be a white guy and become a tranny

god i wish i was white

>>52440452
you probably eat better food than us, you're not missing out on this one.

>>52440252
How about buying more coins instead?

>>52438757
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My purpose is to live an authentic life and to give
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>>52438757

>I speculated your entire retirement fund and billy's collage fund on D0B0. We are unironically broke and the house is going into foreclosure.

>chews turkey while staring directly at them

I'm a nigger. Why am I at your dinner table?

>>52438757
enjoy being poor!

>>52438757
>You're all just a bunch of FUDing nigger kikes
>kys

>>52438757
"You had 13 years."

>>52438810
if you like seasoning so much you can just eat the seasoning. i however like the taste of turkey so i like to taste turkey and not seasoning

>>52439950
>Boomers eat first-
not for long

>>52438810
>what is cranberry sauce
fagit

>>52438810
This. Finally i'm "out" of crypto.

>>52438757
>"It is if you don't keep custody of your own coins. Now can you pass the turkey?"
christ it's not that hard anons

there are companies investing billions of dollars into chains like polygon

I highly doubt that these companies with entire departments responsible for making good financial decisions will waste billions of a “scam”

Tell them I sold the top (when I didn't) so I don't have to deal with them being smug the whole time.

>>52443354
>But I need my sugar sauce to make my food edible
Learn to cook, you're fucking disgusting

>>52438757
> FUCK YOU YOU DISGUSTING BULGARIAN DISCORD TRANNIES!!! YOU’LL NEVER GET MY STINKIES!!! NEVEEEER!!!
Not my first rodeo

>>52438757
Everything that is now a big success was once called a scam. Grow up and find yourself in legit crypto while keeping full control over your keys

>>52438757
Agree as I've been saying that all along

>>52438757
i lie, i say they were right and i lost everything

>>52443386
Die poor you fat fuck

>>52443795
You failed to keep your assets in non-custodial wallets. That's the mistake you made

>>52438757
Uhm sweetie, that image is literally terrorism

>>52438757
>Bear sterns
> Long term capital management
> Glass steagal
>Andrew Jackson and the fed.
There are plenty of examples.

>>52438757
Fuck it i tried, not like you basterds don't waste money on lotto tickets.

>>52438757
It's family board games night, let's focus on that guys. *breaks a tear*

>>52438907
You are probably rich but won't argue with them to keep things together.

>>52444144
you're on /biz/ ser, there was a thread just yesterday unironically suggesting using the lotto for generational wealth

>>52444393
maybe when they get to earn while enjoying those family board games on gamestarplus, they will believe you

>>52444439
earning from p2e doesn't change the fact that these crypto companies are so fucking unreliable. Regulation is the only solution.

>>52443781
>ORE ID
Easy to do that now.

>>52444456
Most likely at the expense of privacy. It'll be resisted

>>52440502
What are you buying? Crypto mode seem very tensed. Though I am DCAing privacy assets like zcash and Rail because I believe they are needed at this time than ever before

>>52438757
>yep i know, i made 10 grand shorting it

LOL. I can't believe the best product in this WORLD! So-called Bspin.

>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
>On going giveaway with $15,000 prize pool.
>Huge amount of partnerships and funders.

>>52443796
Anon he's not out he's "out" *wink*

The fuck do I do know. I shiver at the thought of having to spend christmas with my parents family members. These 2 years of covid were comfy as fuck. The thought of having to break bread with my aunt and my cousins makes me wanna stop my shut in ways and find a job. I thought about getting a hotel room with my crypto gainz but SBF fucked me hard.

>>52438757
Say "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Next year when I make it back I'll rub it in and I'm not sharing. Pass the mash potatoes"

>>52443411
l m a o

>>52443314
Are you so fat and retarded you over spice your meats? Holy fuck, learn to cook you fucking mouth breather.

>>52438757
*dick out*

>>52442066
to make the boomer grandparents seethe that you are dating his daughter when you show up dressed as a rapper

>>52438757
>implying I have a loving family
HAHAHAHAHAA nice try but I shorted

>>52443781
Leave fags to rant. Trying to stake more LOOP and ATOM and getting passive income.

>>52443386
You'll come back to buy the top. Be smart to DCA and don't be a fag.

So, you're stupid af! Try Bspin. its easy even for ya.
>Online Casino with Bitcoin main currency.
>Players deposit, play and withdraw Bitcoin without any additional conversion.
>Many different deposit methods

>>52438810
fpbp

>>52438757
I call it "buying opportunity"

>>52438757
No more maintenance money for you, mom. Rely on your state pension from now on.

>>52438757
I would just cry

>>52438757
like this

>>52444456
But you still earn from p2e and that's a good plan. Especially when the game has to be fun like gamestar+

>>52444439
Games feels better when it is engaging. That's why it is called playandearn

>>52446645
>>52443796
Fucking low IQ. It's my way to not get bothered by my family or friends anymore. Stupid fucks.

>>52443246
Only based response ITT

>>52438810
Your dopamine addled brain can't conceive that normal meat our ancestors have eaten for thousands and millions of years (sometimes raw) can be tasty without covering it in little bits to lightly stimulate pain receptors on your tongue like some kind of tableside bdsm
>the turkey is great but pass the masala grandma!