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JOE WE ALREADY WON FUCK YOU BIDEN

AST Spacemobile's Blue Walker 3 successfully unfurled today. People sold the news so there's an opportunity to buy the dip tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/AbelAvellan/status/1592123932026413056

>>52437010
What is the next catalyst?

I just noticed this general moves faster during work hours
Are you guys NEETs or do you shitpost during work?

>Futures

>>52437037
Take a wild guess

>>52437037
the market trades during work hours dumb fuck

Jeff Bezos wants to give away hist money to (((charity))). AMZN stock might fucking plummet if he goes through with it.

>>52437010
retarded shitty scam company, almost everywhere in the world has cell coverage, i have no idea how sending massive satellites up into space would ever be cost effective compared to towers

>>52437010
Normally I would shit on a space tech company but I notice it seems to be straight white men and a couple chinks and poos... no trannies with purple hair... no women.. hmm this one might actually work

>>52437037
Yes, but market hours overlap greatly with work hours.

Why did everything dump so bad at close today? Something spooked the markets or what?

Anyone holding any clothing brands?
Also, what footwear do you guys usually sport? I've got standard derby shoes for work and then various white sneakers for casual events.

>>52437026
Catalytic converter theft. We just need a portaband saw and we're g2g.

>>52436964
If you aren't buying NatGas what are you even doing with your portfolio? Join the BrapBros & get BOILed the next few weeks.

>>52437076
socks and sandals

>>52437076
Holy shit lmao I can't believe that dandy faggot bought those.

>>52437076
I wish I had ABC-Mart, parent company of Danner, up almost 36% YTD.

>>52437073
close is the time smart money sells or buys. A bearish close just means that many people on wall street are betting that we are near a top on a bear market rally.

>>52437076
oddly enough I mainly wear nikes but I'm invested in CROX despite not owning any with no plans to own some either

my brain just sees "haha funny shoe that sells for 30x what it costs to make that normies love" and doesn't question the business

>>52437073
Sauce

>>52437026
Early 2023. Testing fronthaul (talking to cellphones with phased array) and backhaul (talking to ground stations with the dish antenna) communications on. During the earnings call they said it will take a few months, definitely not this year.
>>52437061
There's like a billion people in shithole countries without coverage you dumbfuck. That's a huge addressable market and ASTS already has agreements with MNOs in those countries. ASTS also has agreements with MNOs like AT&T, Vodafone, and Rakuton in non shithole countries to fill gaps in coverage. I'm pretty sure the CEO of Rakuten understands the cost effectiveness of towers and satellites better than your retarded ass. You have no idea because you're a potato tier helmet wearing retard. KYS.
>>52437062
Racism and sexism are my superpower. I swear to god when I make it I will use my gains to put the homos back in the closet and the trannies in the gas chamber.

>contrato de futuros

>>52437010
>room full of white and asian guys
>smiling without söy grimace
>keeping the nigger in the back of the group photo
i think it's dead-end tech, but they might at least make it to the point where they start selling the service. seeing the swing around the news makes me want to keep an eye on it as well

>>52437118
>>52437076
I'm sitting on these for the next 5-10 years, and hopefully Hasbro doesn't shit the bed too hard. Now is great time to accumulate reserve list cards while confidence is at an all-time low. I just wouldn't go crazy here.

Also I took advantage of a $100 rebate to buy a Switch (plus 10% discount, plus either 1.5% or 6% cashback, it wasn't clear on the amount), all in all I should be ahead by about $150-$200 if I sell it at market value.

>>52437256
hilari baknew

be warned she's fat, but if that's your thing well go for it.

>>52437278
>MTG
I thought that was on the way out, even with card/tabletop dorks?

>>52437278
>hour of devastating your wallet

>>52437278
Old school dual lands were like $50-60 when I played in 2008. They are like $800 now. The game is dieing and you are buying the all time high. No one is spending $10k on cardboard during a recession and no one under 30 gives a fuck about magic

>>52437266
t. bagholder
No company has acquired them despite being a tiny 1b stock, i wonder why? Could it because their idea is retarded and unfeasible?

>FOMC Member Williams Speaks

>>52437278
Big difference between
>loading up on boxes when the total print run of boxes is 10,000
and
>loading up on boxes when the total print run of boxes is 1,000,000
I'm sorry anon, but you are bagholding

>>52437363
FOLKS

Amazon is going to lay off another 10k+ workers soon

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592185223894413314

Bearish for AMZN?

>>52437278
Why would anybody pay money to take that shit off your hands when the economy collapses and people are starving to death in the streets? You can't eat cards.

>>52437393
Bearish for everything. Earnings are shit across the board. This pivotooor retard rally will fail hard. Fed already said today that inflation is still too high and rate hikes will continue. Q4 earnings will be awful. Retail sales this Christmas will be awful. It will get worse before it gets better.

>>52437296
A lot of people seem to be moving to Flesh and Blood (seems more serious) or Metazoo (feels more like gen1 pokemon, but with cryptids). There's also the Sorcery tcg, which I wouldn't take financially, but they have tons of gorgeous 80s-style fantasy artwork. Rudy from Alpha Investments seems to feel that the 25-30 year old RL cards that are still in mint condition are almost museum quality, eg Alpha power 9 cards. I think I agree with him to an extent, but there's very few left in the world in such good condition.
If Hasbro were to get bought out, become insolvent, or branch off MTG, that would signal an end of an era in a way. At that point, I think cards would just slowly drift up in value (even commons, though it would take years) since there would be no new supply. But then someone would just buy the rights and continue the franchise, everyone has too much sunk cost to let it just disappear. So it's hard to say.
At the very least, I've spent over 18 years playing that damn game so it has sentimental value to me on some level too

>>52436964
China stocks are coming back and /smg/ is missing out as always.

>>52437393
>Amazon is going to lay off another 10k+ workers soon
>Bearish for AMZN?
unironically bullish

>>52437429
I bought some with the mindset that they could go to $0 over night

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592221056206602241

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/amazon-jeff-bezos-recession-consumer-spending-cash-inflation-economy-outlook-2022-11

Bezos warning people to 'prepare for the worst'. So I guess Amazon will lay off another few hundred thousand workers in the coming months and AMZN stock will drop off a cliff.

Amazon may dip to having 500k workers and stock price will be $70 when its all done I bet.

>>52437423
Mtg is like baseball (the sport and baseball cards). Older people interested in it can't fathom a world where it doesn't exist and younger people don't give a fuck about it

>>52437370
The CEO is the majority shareholder what the fuck makes you think he wants to be acquired?

Is POWW anon still around? Had the ticker in my watchlist and looks like it's cratering. I like to play these for dead cats, but its it worth holding a little?

>>52437393
>>52437445
>>52437462
I think what makes this worse than usual is the layoffs are right before the holiday season. Unless the cuts aren't in the merchandise division of course.

>>52437445
Maybe but it would only be a temporary bull run unless Amazon can get their guidance and earnings to get better.

>>52437466
only takes one buyer.
and, you can burn them for fuel in SHTF, though their propensity for distraction and gambling may be more valuable, if you can spare.

>>52437481
Exactly.. one of the largest retailers on earth is laying off 10,000 before Christmas because they know demand is down.. it's fucking over until mid 2023 for bulls

>>52437043
I'm gonna FUUUUUUUUUTE

>>52437478
Just look at institutional ownership then, it's all retail being pumped and dumped. I dont know why you think subhumans who cant pay $5 a month for a phone tower are going to jump up and down for the chance to pay for satellite phone systems

Whenever I think about awesome market opportunities I NEVER think about selling to people with no fucking money

>>52437376
I remember back in 2010s, back in college, before I knew about finances, I balked at a $200 Gaea's Cradle. Also saw a Betrayers box for $500. I miss it.

>>52437363
You joke, but as of September, it was among my best performing boxes. I specifically grabbed OGW because people thought it was a weak set, was about 7 years old / opened a ton, and was just on the cusp of when boxes really start to take off. So far it's been decent.

>>52437376
>I'm sorry anon, but you are bagholding
That's fine, it's better than holding $10 commander/modern rares that will get reprinted a million times. I still want to own some cards, but I don't want to have them in cards/boxes that won't appreciate. I know there's probably better things to park my money in, but at least they're not in that category specifically.

>>52437366
You have a very valid point, and high end RL will probably take a bath, but people were also saying the same thing going into Covid. However, I think we're just getting into the start of a multi year bull run. This year is still pushed and overprinted, but imagine the next year or two, when people are financially hemorrhaging and can barely afford nice things, let alone sitting on sealed product. WotC will probably cut production and rein in some of the volume, which means less boxes to go around next year.
Though if they were hoarding Legends as a treat, and modern shit isn't selling, it's hard to know exactly how much volume of whatever cards exist. Actually I wonder if the Legends inserts were testing the waters to see how much they could push the Reserve List.
>No no, you see we're not reprinting it! We're inserting cards we just so happened to find :^)
>No no, we're not reprinting Black Lotus! These are non-playable PROXIES, totally different :^)

>>52437481
There was a school shooting today... they beat earnings. It's probably a solid buy..

i am financially bored

>amazon dying
>AWS dying
>we will finally be able to publish our racist anime waifu websites without getting shut down

gentlemen we have business opportunity...

>>52437542
what? Isnt that like a regular thing in lardland? Also earnings all look shit

>>52437521
>subhumans who cant pay $5 a month for a phone tower are going to jump up and down for the chance to pay for satellite phone systems
You really don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about. The whole point is that ASTS satellites are able to communicate with standard 4G and 5G cellphones. Kill yourself nigger.

>>52437503
I'm expecting another 200k to get laid off at least. Amazon already had to lay off over 100,000 earlier in the summer and stop building warehouses for a while. We are absolutely heading for a recession, possibly a depression if the fed doesn't get its shit together asap.

I've been holding SSTI, AXON, and CXW since the George Floyd chimpouts of early 2020 and have never been in the red.

>>52437572
Ehh it's the top news story today. Like 5 shot/3 killed at a college. Dems winning the senate. I'm sure it was a fear trade that dropped them 20% today because they are a profitable company down like 70% this year

>>52437568
>Jiro Dreams of Hairy Bush

>>52437568
AWS is amazon's biggest golden goose by far with government contracts and shit. So that won't be going anywhere.
But I do see Amazon maybe cutting back on a lot of their other shit like retail. Hell I wouldn't hold it past them to shut some of their subsidiaries down like Twitch to make up for the huge $1 trillion loss recently.

>>52437576
that's not relevant to my point at all

to me this has as much economic potential as tesla shooting his truck into space

>>52437521
nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/asts/institutional-holdings
Here's your institutional ownership mongoloid. Blackrock, Vanguard increasing their positions.

>>52437429
I hope so. 80k deep in EM and China

>>52437603
>if the fed doesn't get its shit together asap.
They had 12 years after 2008
They chose death in 2018
They chose hell in 2020
They continued to choose hell in 2021 by playing down inflation concerns

No matter what they do now, everyone but the 1% is in for future of giga nigga heeming and nobody can stop it

>>52437481
>POWW anon
i shilled POWW once before one of its earnings. it went up a bit, i sold over $7, then it been dumping ever since. shit stock.

>2 Rudy videos within an hour of each other

>>52437495
>only takes one buyer
I know we have a lot of clowns here but do you seriously need me to explain why having fewer buyers will drop the price? Even shitcoin stocks get sold to "just 1 buyer" after dropping 95%
>>52437535
Gaea's Cradle and a box of Betrayer of Kamigawa are both from small print run sets (compared to modern printings). Everything on your holding list is 2019+. Do you see the difference?
>boxes are better than buying singles
Yes but buying boxes is still bad. Your oldest bag is from 2019 and you are up a whopping 4.6% in 3 years time. Deploying $4446 and turning it into $4651 in 3 years means you have lost purchasing power from inflation. You do realize you've lost money on this venture, right? Not even counting storage space used and shipping costs.

damn Musk fired a guy on twitter

>>52437663
yes and that's low compared to other SPACs
here is an SPAC i am invested in with 43%
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/lev/institutional-holdings

CRSR sisters not like this

>>52437657
Until now you literally didn't even know what service they are going to offer. No one gives a shit what you think.

>>52437635
Devin Chandler from Virginia Beach, Virginia, Lavel Davis Jr. from Ridgeville, South Carolina, and D’Sean Perry of Miami.
>shooter, Christopher Darnell Jones Jr., is a former UVA football player

>>52437693
>everyone

Uhm I'm all in puts and cash I'm good man

>>52437737
>D'Sean

>>52437712
Don't ever take a job in sales.

>>52437737
>School shooter
>Media doesn't mention the shooter's color
I'm not even going to google a confirmation, it's 100% a nig

Thanks for fucking the market for a day. My buy order just completed.

>>52437719
LOL I own LEV too maybe you're not as retarded as you seem. Power Corporation of Canada is apparently is super well connected and has influence on the Canadian goverment. I'll grant you that electric buses are a less risky technology than satellites.

>>52437829
It was a football player shooting football players there is a 99% chance they were all black unless there was a fat white lineman there

Japan GDP is at -1.2%, oh shit

>futures

WEN to $100 EO2023

if that wasnt the fakest and gayest eod dump ive ever seen

>>52437939
*intraday pump
ftfy

>futures

Oh yeah bull run is back on. Just some normal profit taking that took place today nothing to get shook up over :)

>fed doesn’t care about economic decline because it can always inject liquidity
>this means end result is always inflationary
>this means rates trend negative in the long run

>>52437899
In a parking garage at night. Drug deal or robbery gone wrong. Niggers being nigs.
>>52437923
Absolutely soul crushing humiliation ritual for wagies before they even start waging.

>>52437712
Oh no, I get it, I understand. As I said, I'm expecting to hold these for 5-10 years before seeing stronger appreciation in value.

>You've lost purchasing power from inflation
Even if you got the usual 8% return on an index fund this year, you'd still lose to inflation. Ignoring this particular year where all assets are fucked across the board, I'd be at about breakeven... But also don't forget about taxes, fees, shipping costs, probably slash another 20% off my top line as well.

>futures green
>vix green
we know how this ends

>>52437923
WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE
LITTERING ON THE FLOOR MAKES THEM RAGIE

>>52437970
It's a filter, they don't want to hire someone with the self-respect to not answer such a question

>>52437987
>>52437923
Poem anon deserves better than this

>>52437857
You know it's not bullish that we closed on the low of the day and are going down in after hours right... you know we are still up like 14% or no reason in the last three weeks right...

>>52437999
Could be but it's for sure intended to humiliate the applying wagie goyim.

>>52438001
i just want
to serve fast food
write a poem?
not in the mood...

>>52437923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblMBkaTdng

>futures

>>52438027
It's an automated normal bucket investment.

Don't have a cow man!

>>52438130
I will never be rich or lazy enough to automate my investments and not try to time them. It's the biggest fucking lie ever that you shouldn't try to time your investments. Shit like normie 401ks just getting plugged in blindly is the most goy bagholding shit possible especially in this economy

>>52437969
fed doesn't care because the people who can print the money are private banks allowed to own as much as they can get, and a depressed economy is just more chances to snucker estates with ponzi, or foreclosure.

>>52438195
On a related note I want a portfolio backtester that shows performance of the same allocations based on whether you bought the monthly low/mid/high price. I bet the results are crazy different.

>>52437899
>unless there was a fat white lineman there
Or a quarterback. Or a center. Or any other position that requires an at least average IQ.

>>52438107
Is that mac and cheese on that pizza? Looks unironically good, I want some slices now.

>FUTURES

>>52438241
The concept that you should even make a purchase every month is inherently dumb. It's better to sit on cash and wait 3 months for a good price than just throw the shit in the wind "cause line goes up"

>>52437693
You don’t appreciate how difficult it is for the Fed
>we need to raise rates
>but my stocks are still going up, let’s wait
>now we really need to raise rates
>ok, I’ll sell my stocks
>now we’re ready
>hold up, it’ll look sus if we raise right after selling
>ok, guess we can wait some more months

>>52438296
What id you blow your whole load then it keeps going down? I've found with other backtests that contributing money constantly is a great way to make your portfolio always grow. It really smoothes out the loss cliffs.

>>52438296
Averaging out is not about maximize returns, it's about minimizing volatility

>>52438341
>I've found with other backtests that contributing money constantly is a great way to make your portfolio always grow
It's also a great way to consistantly never make it, if you could make it by DCAing in every normalfag would be rich. It's placebo by design.

>>52438385
"normalfags" don't invest, they buy new cars and starbucks

>>52438341
>>52438342

There are objectively better entry times than others even if it keeps going lower.. blowing your whole load at 3500 is objectively better than boggleheading down from 4800 for 12 months even if it goes lower..

>what if it keeps going up
Rofl. Don't worry boys you will get another shot at 3500 before q2 2023

How does /biz feel about farfetch?
(Ftvh)

Pretty incredible yield on covered calls...earning 10% weekly

Anyone else in this?


Literally earned $2700 in premium since august on only 300 shares

I am now making 160 dollars a month in dividends. Are you guys proud of me?

>>52438342
guarantee you that doesnt have 100% gains over 5 years or 220% over 10 and thinks passive investors that spend 10 minutes every month buying are stupid lol

>>52438407
Ok by that logic, you should be buying put options at 4800 and selling them at 3500. Why don't you do that?

>>52438423
Literally my entire portfolio is puts and cash right now. I sold all of my longs at 4000

>>52437202

With inflation receding..ide bet the bear market is done

short all rallies

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-14/traders-pump-record-658-million-into-leveraged-bet-against-tech

>>52438421
>5 years

Lmao

>>52438413
i can believe it, premiums are insane right now across the board. IV is through the roof

>>52438504
That's bad right?

>>52438274
>>52438107
mac and cheese pizza is good. but that crust is way too thick

>OIL futures

>>52438509
yeah i said 5 years. that's 3 months. i made 15% in one day on thursday. damn that's 4000% a year i must be a billionaire

>>52438528
bearish news is bullish, so you tell me. that being said, QQQ's short rally today doesn't bode well

>>52438533
I prefer thick bread pizzas, same way I like my women kek

>>52438548
4000% sounds too risky.. I'll go for a conservative 300% 12 month

>>52438528

It's literally nothing. Half that leverage probably closed out today already

>>52438509
Look out it's the barely 5 figures guy! Clear off that prop desk at GS for this hot shot!

What next?

people are so gullible. each of the city Fed banks is controlled by private banks, who are attempting to own everything, and are controlled almost exclusively by Talmudists.
The Central Fed just takes the instructions of the Board, which is appointed by the boards of each fed district.
Nothing happening in DC is Top Down, it's all decided by the people who have the most to win, on either side of confidence.

>>52438545
I'm finna boutta make some $$ this week

>>52438595

Oh you know...the usual...everything you bought dumps and then rallies after you panic sell

We are going to hit the resistance lines first before dumping right?

Go dollar! Also, kill jews

>>52438564
Its a slow motion tech bubble popping in bullet time. However I would argue that this shit could be louder than the dotcom bubble exploding back in 2000.

Sup fuckers

>>52436964
How come when I order Uber Eats these niggers just leave my food on the ground without texting me or knocking on the door or any other method of letting me know it's arrived?

Back before every delivery driver was black and there used to be cute white girls also delivering my food they'd hand hand it to me with a smile.

>>52438673
time to stop ordering delivery to destroy the nogconomy

>>52438673
>How come when I order Uber Eats these niggers just leave my food on the ground without texting me or knocking on the door or any other method of letting me know it's arrived?
>consuming goy slop
ngmi

>>52438673
>Donate

>>52438705
Its good to see him go on a diet. Good for him!

My black employee is running an hour and a half late...

>>52438705
You're right. I was lazy and didn't feel like grocery shopping today.

>>52438705

Until this fat fuck no longer gets paid millions of dollars to eat himself to death, the bubble is still exists

None of this sort of shit or onlyfans crap existed before QE. You will never convince me a decade of QE didnt lead to serouis capital dislocation that ruined this country.

In a normal pre 2011 world this guy would be valet parking for $300 a week

QE fucked everything

>>52438750
>>52438705
it is literally slop too

>>52438746
Hes gonna show up high as fuck aint he?

>>52438778
I prefer the pot pies

How will the market react when there is "peace" in Ukraine? Will I see a payoff on my Lukoil bags?

>>52438779

Yeah and he will probably tell you his auntie or momma in da hospital for real (again)

Interviewing with Infineon in 2 weeks lads, should I ask for stock options?

>>52438779
Nah he doesn't smoke weed he's just depressed. He's actually a really good employee, he just runs on bpt.

>>52438808
Never ask anything about money. Let them ask you first. And then don't answer and get back to talking about other stuff that shows why they need to hire you.

>>52438820
You discipline him for his sake. You don't have to ruin his life, but he shouldn't get away with being an hour and half late, depressed or not. Firm but fair.

>>52438078
Don't worry anon, if your current lot doesn't work out, you can always Have It Your Way™ as a Wendy's® (ticker: WEN) hiring manager!

I just longed AMD and NVDA today ama

>>52438801
Sounds like a no call no show

>>52438798
You will probably have to hold on to these bags a little longer.

>>52438385
>every normalfag DCAs into the stock market

>>52438870
you will make money tomorrow, then get ass raped on wednesday on nvda earnings

>>52438798
Peace means the money laundering stops...can't have that now can we?

>>52438897
Isn't that what mutual funds do for most boomers and normies?

>>52438407
>3500
*2500

>>52438922
you're thinking about target date funds and they do the opposite of that, they start 100% stocks and go into bonds as you get older

What's wrong, Mumu?

>>52438820
Give him the no call no show talk.... if you dont have it as a policy now is a perfect time to make it one, yah lazy fuck. If he is a good worker then be fair about it but do not let it go past two more times or hes just gonna keep doing it to you.

I'm shorting Fedex. Company will be doing "furloughs".

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fedex-freight-begin-driver-furloughs-next-month

>>52438918
NVDA will post record earnings and guidance though.

>>52438967
if a shipping company is firing people during christmas rush it's over. the economy is going to kill itself worse than bud dwyer live on the fed meeting

>>52438967
>>52439028
>December 27th
>Holiday rush is over
>Okay everyone is furloughed for 4 months
It'll be fine. They're a business and will extort its workforce to successfully make money.

>>52438857
>>52438950
I destroyed him via text just now. The only reason I care is I have to wait for him to let him in, so if I go to the other side of the building to do work and he shows up I have to walk all the way to the entrance and let him in stopping what I'm doing. Otherwise I wouldn't really give a shit. If he has to work until 4 in the morning that's on him not me.

>>52439028
Walmart and Amazon pushing Black Friday/Prime Day before Thanksgiving was all you needed to know

>>52438967
Christ, fedex already sucks as is.. We get packages just dropped on us at work that don't go to anyone in our division at all. The dude just shows up random time a day, drops the packages and leaves. Co-worker seen him leave one day with the door still open swinging in the wind..

>>52438976
Doesn't nvda sell a lot of chips to crypto miners?

>>52438976
>NVDA will post record earnings and guidance though.
major doubt
companies everywhere beginning this previous quarter are pinching their belts, laying off 10,000 employees, belt pinching includes not buying products that use NVDA chips or not expanding their servers
they're already up almost 50% in a month

>>52439044
Currently I hold 70 shares of WMT through work. My plan was to hit 100 and then write CCs against them for approx $600-1000/year in a TFSA. I have to claim taxes on them before putting it into a TFSA regardless, so I might as well sell half now and lock in some profits before it drops in price

It's a sign...


DUDE WEED!

NVDA was projecting a decent amount of its growth on high tech novel shit like ML/AI processors as well as crypto mining. You can see it in the price action, a lot of these high flying semi names track bitcoin still

Yeah, I'm gonna short nvda because forward guidance will be slashed

>>52439043
Just replace him with this. Besides, they're both black

>>52439044
Hilarious since iirc the sales performance for Amazon on both of those days in October were fucking shit compared to Prime sales in 2020/2021. Literal canary in the coal mine.

>>52438580
that looks twice as thick as dominos original crust. too much for me.

>>52439047
Wagies are getting increasingly disgruntled and apathetic. Most jobs don't pay enough to rent a 1 bedroom apartment. Inflation is out of control. It's fucking over

>>52439114
?

>>52439182
btc had a madoff incident the day of the dxy dump, zoom out

Was anyone in DRIP when oil went negative? That wick was insane

>>52439127
I was going to reply about that product but the system thinks my post with absolutely no buzzwords is spam so I guess I can't. Can only imagine the basic words pajeets are using to shill their scam coins are

>>52439127
That thing can't empty trash cans.

>>52438920
So does this mean that our taxdollars were sent to ukraine and then laundered into FTX and then the democrat party? if so, FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>52439114
proof of stake fixes this

>>52439200
No but I've been accumulating some shares outside of my calls for when the Ukraine war ends and it 3xs in a month

>>52439212
>So does this mean that our taxdollars were sent
No. Those tax dollars never belonged to you in the first place. They belong to the Federal Reserve. Always have and always will.

>>52439212

>>52438522

Kek literally earned more in premiums than my original investment

>>52439028

Bro we literally lost like 28% of our GDP in 2020 and the market rallied

Only the fed matters

If it's that bad, the fed will signal and we rally

>>52439199
?

JEPI
Its how you can maximize selling calls while having no idea what you're doing.
Think about it, some of your dividend comes from retail retards gambling. Imagine actually taking money from Redditards every month.

redpill me on carvana

>>52439278
Their debt service is greater than revenue, their balance sheet holds one of the most rapidly depreciating things money can buy outside of agriculture, I'm surprised they have not filed Chapter 11 yet.

>>52439245
What a dumbass the sign right next to her says beware of the seagulls they attack

>>52439238
>>52439244
this is madness.

>>52439028
That's unironically bullish, I post the charts almost every thread showing the market bottoms well before payrolls and earnings bottom

>>52439278
They are partially responsible for artificially raising the prices of used cars.
Carvana and other online used car companies going bankrupt will be incredible for people looking to buy cars. The prices would drop 20% in a month.

You should be hoping they go out of business asap.

>>52439278
Some bhenchod pajeet on here dislikes them, so they'll probably do well. Same with SAVA.

>>52439250
that dump in june, also a madoff incident and btc held better from june to october than nvidia

>>52439339
He must be doing pretty well because their stock drops 30% every month

>>52439117
Ok but at least AMD is on track to be $100 by EOY. Buy calls on AMD now.

>>52439335
>he thinks this is the bottom of payrolls and earnings

>>52439346
pretty much all tech moved in the same pattern once jerome started the rape hikes.
i can overly TQQQ and it looks identical to this "correlation"

>>52439330
Yep

>>52439391
it's more like everything in the stock market is following the bond market

>>52437076
Ecco is my goto as their durable and light. Con: plain
pro:incognito, goes with most clothing.
I dont buy white shoes anymore - as the perceived value drops remarkably as they fade, while still having the frame intact.
Managed 3 shoe shops, 6-8k usd min daily sales. We bought shoes for 16-24/40-70;('premium" brands) straight from the sweatshops, sold for 60-299.
Sorry for the ramble, only "clothing" stonk i own in that sector is EPA: RMS since late 17'.

>>52439411

It actually follows DXY friend

Every rally is devaluation and every crash dollar strength

Once you understand this you need no other indicator

>>52439443
interest rates are an aspect of bonds that the fed uses to control demand and supply of the dollar, it's the bond market but we're arguing about semantics at this point

>>52439465
of course, its fair to report the reddit spacer meme edge lord for trolling outside of /b/ and send him back to his discord

>>52439244
Good. I'm glad my tax dollars are being laundered if it means we defeat Poopin.

>>52439465

True..but dollar value is a more fluid indicator imo but your right..bonds set the intraday tempo

>>52439437
Wtf I wanna I sell sweatshop shoes now

>>52439383
Nope but when it bottoms by Q2 next year, you'll know you missed the bottom

>>52437010
What's their competitive advantage against SpaceX and Starlink?

On Thursday the UK government will bring in austerity measures, tax hikes and spending cuts.

The pound will tank.

The FTSE will tank.

If the pound tanks, then USD booms.

If the USD booms, the nasdaq tanks.

If the FTSE tanks, the nasdaq will tank.

CHINESE PRODUCTION NUMBERS IN T- MINUS 30 MINUTES BOBROS, LOCK N LOAD

>>52439514
That's not what laundering means

>>52439443
I think what kicked this latest pump off was Japan dumping dollars. China maybe as well. What could cause the DXY to reverse higher I'm not sure.

>>52439583
>What could cause the DXY to reverse higher I'm not sure.
continued high rates is all it takes
BOJ is doing QE right now

Someone paid 200,000 for a pair of shoes worn by steve jobs. https://www.cnn.com/style/article/steve-jobs-birkenstocks-auction-intl-scli/index.html.. Uh imagine the smell is very apt here.

> thanks to good company performance, my bonus and RSUs are increasing 7.25%
Today was a good day. Boutta drop $30k on some Funko Pops.

>>52439583
>52439564

>>52439629
With a half-percent pay cut, your bosses may as well not even offer anything.

Any natgas stock recommendations?

If I pretty much just care about dividends, should I just buy SCHD every week?

>>52439673
BR
AAP

>>52439673
UNG for long and KOLD for short

Alright, wasn't around today. What did I miss?

>>52439673
You missed it, imo. From the narrative, Europe has year's worth of NG on boats already. With Russia dumping it into Asia, and US LNG sitting offshore, this is a hold sector. Only exception, imo, is in NG tanker/storage and any DD you've managed.
The run up is over.

>-Berkshire Hathaway Inc said it bought more than $4.1 billion of stock in Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co , a rare significant foray into the technology sector by billionaire Warren Buffett's conglomerate.

Does /smg/ watch soccer?

>>52439723
Europe is going to start burning through it fast and the natty gas on the ships is incredibly expensive. HOWEVER. You might be able to make money on US companies as the price for natty gas might remain elevated and they'll pass it onto consumers especially in the north east.
>>52439687
SCHD looks to be a pretty solid dividend stock if you want to be invested in the market but want less risk.

>>52439723
I honestly don't know if i believe them, what if they are just saying it to chill people out?

>>52437256
looks like a ponzu onions

>>52439773
He likely did this because TSM is the most undervalued company in the world, price wise.
Its still incredibly risky to invest in it because of China wanting to eat Taiwan and being able to do it at any time (I don't think the US would actually risk nuclear war, we'd back off).

For Berkshire, this isn't a lot of money, its a gamble they may 5x in the future if China chills out. For people like us, idk. Depends on your risk tolerance.

>>52439817
It will never stop being funny to me that they put being black in with being gay
Did one of our guys make that happen?

>>52439818
>SCHD looks to be a pretty solid dividend stock if you want to be invested in the market but want less risk.
That is me exactly. I'm very risk averse in all aspects of life, but I want to grow my money.

>>52439817
They might be kicked out of the World Cup for that. I used to work over there, they don't play around with that shit.
They might wait for the week before just to make sure its too late for other teams to back out for the lols.

>>52439338
>They are partially responsible for artificially raising the prices of used cars.
Is the AirBNB boomer meme partially responsible for housing scarcity too?

>>52439843
there is a virtually zero chance china attempts to invade taiwan, it would result in the end of their country

>>52439773
>buying the generational, cyclical top of a company that could be bombed to ashes by Ch*na if Xi gets up on the wrong side of the 100 acre wood
Yeah whoever Buffet is training to run BRK. They are not doing so good.

>>52439863
I understand your viewpoint anon, I really do.
But Xi is getting old and old men want to finish what they start within their lives.
Also, we had a million Anons on here saying the same thing right before Russia invaded Ukraine.

>>52439862
No?
But you do know that real estate companies and BlackRock would prop up the price of houses, right?
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

>>52439880
taiwan by themselves would cripple mainland china with their advanced long range ballistic missiles, not to mention the catastrophic number of losses as china tries to cross the open sea
after that it would be a simple matter of the clean up crews arriving

the fuck is rubbing alcohol so expensive? i used to get it at dollar tree, now all i can find is $4.59 a bottle at the regular grocery store

>>52439773
Buffet's pushing 90, has billions of dollars, and did I mention he's pushing 90 already?. The dude just doesn't give a damn anymore. But then why should he?. He could lose 99% of his money and still be richer than most fucks. Which at his age would still last him even past the grave.

futures. i'm getting heeeemed

>>52439903
Do you live on or near an indian rez?

>>52439244
What's D?

>>52439948
line only goes up

>yields
how to survive the impending gigadepression?

>>52440021
Go back in time and kill Woodrow Wilson

>>52439988
checked. democratic party

>>52440029
based
>>52440021
buy puts at the right time and buy all the depressed assets

Got my Panda Express fortune:
>The strength of your character will in handy this week.
Get fucked, Bobos

>futures barely green
minor dip buying, nothing to be excited about.

>>52439918
being that rich it's no longer about making money it's about being right

>>52440077
My fortune said
>An investment will pay off
Get fucked mumu

>>52439629
Anon please tell me you're not actually gonna drop it on Funko Pops

OIL CHEAPIES

>>52440081
what about the pasts though

>>52439817
I don't have the pride pox, why do you ask anon?

>>52440021
Well wouldja look at that. was planning to pick up some more 3M treasuries tomorrow, guess those FAT WADS just got even fatter

>futes

>futures

>>52437721
Cursed stock

>>52440198
Fuck off

>>52439893
No, it was an honest post made in good faith.

If car prices are up due to lower supply (reduced manufacturing) and higher demand (general and targeted demand from Carvana etc), that's one thing.
How is that not equivalent to housing having lower supply (less support of infrastructure, prohibitive cost, zoning issues) and higher demand (REITs and boomer investors buying single family houses for rentals)?

>>52440173
Can I buy this shit through Fidelity?

I'm buying SOXL at 9.85 and 8.3.
I'm selling SOXL at 14.3.
I paid 9 for what I'm selling at 14.3 if it doesn't go to my buy points first.
There is no way I can lose, and I'm going to be rich.
I even made a little SOXS money today.
UVIX should have done better, but I bet it does soon enough.

>>52440198
faggot

>>52440198
Not risking it

>>52439338
>The prices would drop 20% in a month.

they have so little inventory that this is unfortunately false

>>52440198
I haven't seen that webm in a while

I just checked the fookin markets

>>52440198
Oh, you sneaky dog.

>>52440235
That female broker is legal(ly) certified to trade options.

>>52440214
i'm pretty sure the the lack of supply of houses is a myth and when prices start tanking a lot of homes will hit the market. Boomers with multiple houses, landlords, black cock unloading, etc

>>52440198
>nipple
enjoy your ban

>>52440198
someone post the dog that protects us

>>52440282
Well that's what I mean. There is a supply, but it's concentrated into a few very wealthy groups that are determined to keep the prices up long term. The manipulation cannot be kept up forever, but if it stops, it'll just be a time for the top holders to accumulate even more

China won't invade Taiwan until America's foundries are built. Taiwan will 100% sabotage their chip fabs if they are attacked and without their chips the world halts and people go mad, meaning if China invades Taiwan, America and the rest of the world will defend Taiwan.

Also my randomly generated fortune was "If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions." So not only is Taiwan safe for several years but we are rebounding off the bottom of the stock market.

>>52440313
it's really propped up by zoning laws and useful idiots that protest new housing developments. if you were allowed to build whatever you wanted on the land you owned buying and selling houses would be analogous to used cars

>>52440306
>dog that protects
Wh*te wo*en

>>52440224
Yeah it's under the research tab under bonds/fixed income. There's a yield table that shows you the highest or median yields by type/rating and duration. Interface is kinda clunky compared to stock trading and I'm sure they're pocketing some money on bid-ask spreads (all orders are OTC) but buy orders fill very fast for treasuries and there is a wide variety of corporate/muni debt you can buy too if you want to go that route.

>>52440383
I hope she has a kid so the pitbull meme comes true

>>52440383
https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic/white-girls-fuck-dogs

>>52440021
Buy the dip

Christ futures are dipping down already

>>52440448
the only thing that matters for tomorrow is WMT earnings

>>52440477
I hope it's a shitshow, want to buy more cheapies

>>52440448
no they're not they're low vol pumping, futures don't matter until 3AM.
>>52440477
PPI matters more because the narrative of the current rally is inflation peaked

New

>>52440517
>>52440517

>>52438798
Watch ferrexpo, you can trace the progress of the war by it.

>>52437402
Someone with common sense

>>52440198
lol

>>52437278
No one wants to buy that, resellers are hilarious

>>52437562
oh hey i've got a bag of that too

>>52439687
ATT

>>52437076
>$950 boots
>glued-on sole
retard

>>52439880
And invading Taiwan would only get harder and harder as the 2020s drag on. If they’re going to the best time is now.