/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52436515
Mocking SBF because he's a crook is ok but mocking him for being a jew isn't you faggot

>>52436636

>>52436636

When is RobinHood going to collapse I want to see people lose there gamestop holdings :DDD

That weasel copypasta is so good.

>>52436636
Are you suggesting that Jews culturally operate with good business ethics, and have never harmed anyone in history?

>>52436636
stop noticing patterns stupid goyim

>>52436515

>>52436515
Anybody have the erotic fanfic copy pasta?

>>52437394

>>52437394
Here's the pasta typo fixed:

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Nights spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>>52437490
what was the prompt for the ai

>>52437616
This isn't AI generated, a real person spent effort to make this

>>52437616
not ai
its made by guy who sold NFT for 69 mil kek

>>52436515

52436636
(You)

>>52437013
>>52437028
>tattoos
Deserves to lose all her money just for this.

>>52436515

got a couple webms whats that twitter mirror site you pussys like?

https://nitter.net/gabrielhaines/status/1591090014942732289#m

INVESTORS could be here", he thought to himself. "I've never been this illiquid before...there could be INVESTORS ANYWHERE". The cool wind felt good against his hooked nose. "I HATE investors" he thought to himself. "Always on the Run" reverberated through his private plane as it was being fueled, making it pulsate even as the bottle of chocolate oatmilk circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of investors. "With your own token, you can fund anything" he thought to himself out loud.

>>52436515

>>52437557
>>52437522
Thank you.

Keked out loud at this shit just now

>>52436967
I find this the most hilarious...

Look at that smirk... He knows what's coming the rascal ahaha

>>52436515

>>52437557
you son of a bitch, I liked Mathsweasel

>>52436515

>>52436921
I wonder how much of this board’s traffic is fire porn tourism by sadboy nocoiners.

>>52437952
it's a shop you blind retard

>>52439045
Yeah you're right the original was Mathsweasel. I just copied it off a /pol/ repost and didn't see that had been changed.

>>52436515
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>>52439122
>>52439123

>>52437557
Fuck you its mathsweasel

>>52439123
>just giving you a hard time
I only remember because I was so impressed the first time I saw it.

>>52439276
atta boy

>>52439276
Semen stoat
Jizz ferret
Hot wallet
WANK WALLABY
NUT NAPPY
DISCHARGE DUFFEL
CUM SPERG
KNOB KNIBBLER
PURPLE POLKA-DOTTED PENIS POUCH

>>52436515

>>52439678
What does this shit have to do with Ukraine?

A warm body

>>52439696
Most of the money USA gave to Ukraine was invested on FTX crypto funds.

>>52439752
that's fucking stupid. You are fucking stupid if you think a country fighting an existential war is going to invest in crypto. They are accepting crypto donations, chump change in the grand scheme of things, but they were getting paid through FTX from random donators not the US.

>>52439812
>(((war)))
lol lmao

>>52439812

https://medium.com/helloiconworld/ukraines-ministry-of-digital-transformation-ftx-and-everstake-launch-crypto-fundraising-site-aid-1d9b65834b1f

>Ukraine’s Ministry of Digital Transformation, FTX, and Everstake Launch Crypto Fundraising Site Aid For Ukraine

>>52439812

>>52439812
FTX was a Money laundering scheme for Ukraine & USA Dems.

>>52439812
It's all over Twitter.

>dude who looks like he's half a step away from being special needs somehow pulled off a billion dollar scam

>>52439966
Oh wow twitter? It must be true than!

>>52437449

>>52439696
>>52439812

(((MassMedia))) says it's a "FakeNews" / "ConspiracyTheory" rumor.

But the evidences are mounting.

>>52439999
I trust Twitter more than (((MassMedia))).
unironically

>>52439997
yeah it was totally his hard work intelligence and moxie. just watch him speaking.

>>52440024
Nitpicking, but SBF wasn't the second largest dem donor. Soros had a handy lead at a hundred mil and there was someone else around the 60-70 mil range and then there was SBF that'd donated 39 mil.

>>52439812
I'll take this tl;dr as evidence the image is correct

>>52436636
shalom rabbi

>>52439999 >>52440061

FTX was the 2nd largest Dem donor after Soros
FTX was a money laundering scheme for Ukraine and USA Democrats
>source... source !!!
... according to the FUCKING 4chan & Twitter which are places I got this information
>source... source !!! SOURCE !!! GIMME DA SAUCE NAO! SAAAAUCE
Go look up the source by your self.

I don't wanna waste my time trying to convince anyone.
I'm just says these are the rumors that are widely being spread on Internet right now.

And Mass (((Media))) is starting to denying it.
But Mainstream (((Media))) can't be trusted either.

So go look for the truth yourself.

2) nothing wrong with me

>>52440213
>I'm just says ...
I'm just saying* these are the rumors that are widely being spread on Internet right now.

>>52436636
shut it down shut it down shut it down

>>52436636

>>52437929
I'll bet these shell companies glow brighter than uranium

>>52437802
Glad to see someone saved my meme before the jannies banned me for it. I’m back now bros, fuck jannies forever

>>52440213
no. they gave to dems. But you're an idiot if you think Ukraine is investing in crypto while they're fighting a war and spending everything they have on weapons, supplies, food, not fucking crypto.

>>52437522
>Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses
artful shitposting

Never forget that SBF was once hailed as the next Warren Buffett by Fortune magazine

>>52440332
>no. they gave to dems. But you're an idiot if you think Ukraine is investing in crypto
I don't think anything. It's a rumor.

And Tens of thousands of people online believe in that rumor.
I'm not saying it's true or not.
I would definitely not be surprised if it's true tho.

I don't care. It's definitely fishy tho.
And I would not be surprised if indeed FTX and Dems are involved in Money laundering in Ukraine.

>>52439997
Helps to have Jewish parents connected to the highest levels of politics and academia

>>52440332
Dude the Ukraine was one of the most corrupt country before the war, why would it change?

>>52440402
Particularly an academic institution that received a lot of money and visits from a certain famous pedo mossad agent

>>52440332
>investing in crypto while they're fighting a war
(According to thousands of people online)
Ukraine was using CRYPTO primarily for MONEY LAUNDERING , "Investing" is secondary.

>>52440439
>Ukraine was one of the most corrupt country before the war, why would it change?
this.
& Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden is accused to be involved in such Ukraine Corruption by the Republicans.

>>52437557
'delirious'
And I prefer "divining rod"

Smells like borscht in here

>>52440332
You probably got triggered because I criticized lightly the Woke Democratic Party.
But know that I'm not a big fan of GOP either.
I'm Libertarian LOL.

It's not like GOP Bush family wasn't doing similar things in Iraq.

(((They))) control USA 's Military Industrial Complex.
MIC in turn lobby both parties into War mongering and supporting Israel.
USA MIC profit from Wars.

There is corruption on both sides.
Not only on USA.
But on Ukraine war theater as well.
Putin was also groomed by Klaus Schwab's WEF (World Economic Forum) as Young global leader after all.

WW3 serves well for WEF global depopulation agenda.

>>52440332
>spending everything they have on weapons, supplies, food, not fucking crypto.

Dude, (((They))) can print whatever amount of money (((they))) want
The social cost is the record inflation which is ravaging USA right now tho.

Also most of money "sent" to Ukraine was likely actually diverted to (((their))) pockets: (((Swiss))) banks accounts and tax havens.

>>52440332
>idiot
>[(((They)))] are spending [all of it] on weapons, supplies, food, ...

Most of USA military aid money sent to Ukraine is declared as such.

But how can you assure that all that money is reaching its declared destination?
And not being diverted & pocketed away.

The war is a perfect cover for Money Laundering.
If you can not see that (You) are the idiot.
Not me. Fool.

>>52436515
They also have curry niggers on the board.
It's over /biz/ionares

>>52440657
Yeah just saw this as well. Turns out the /pol/ post fucked up a lot lmao. If anyone has the original /biz/ post screencapped that would be good. But afaik the jannies nuked the thread.

>>52441701

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>>52440332 >>52439999 >>52440061

And by the way.
I already found the evidence that
Sam Bankman was indeed the
2nd largest donor to the democratic party
in USA midterm elections.

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/biggest-donors-2022-midterm-elections/

A mainstream media source.
Published 2 weeks ago on November 2, 2022
Before the scandal blew up.
So it's still up.

>>52441965

>>52438210
nice

>>52439812
He doesn’t know

>>52443519
He knows, he's just a glownigger intern.

>>52436921
kek, you out of the line.
Only normieretards have their Jimmies on Robningthahood, you fucking idiot.

>>52440548
>>52440548
>Ukraine

Shitty shitty low IQ Russian conspiritard jewposting thread. you're loosing your war of aggression, the world fucking hates you and this bullshit is all you've got?

>>52439812
This is Russian spam agitprot thread. They are trying to cope with loosing a war so they vomit skitzo hate stuff everywhere. It is what they are.

>>52440332
>But you're an idiot if you think Ukraine is investing in crypto while they're fighting a war and spending everything they have on weapons, supplies, food, not fucking crypto.
No, they really are that corrupt. https://unusualwhales.com/news/ukraine-government-partnered-with-ftx-for-crypto-to-fiat-donations

>>52440399
>>52440213
>>52440024
>>52439946
>>52439927
>>52439911
>>52439752
>>52439678
>>52441325

Trump lost

>>52437841
was this actually her?

>>52436636
Why are creepy jews (redundant, i know) in tech always abusing their power?

>>52445081
last 3 presidents of ukraine were jews
what are the odds of that?

>>52436636
Shut the fuck up

>>52436515
Both of these people are incredibly ugly, and you don't need this exaggerated illustration to prove it.

Holy shit.

Bankman-Fried and Madoff.

Can't make this shit up with the last names.

Jewish, btw.

>>52437822
Why do I get these vibes? Is that plane just really tiny?

>>52440276
Bankman-Fried? More like Bankman-FIRED

>>52445552
It's photoshop... That's actually the body of a fat gay male

>>52436636
>coincidence
>coincidence
>coincidence

What an ugly kike.

this thread is literal cancer. i love it.

>>52439997
holy batman

>>52445199
>last 3 presidents of ukraine were jews
>what are the odds of that?

>>52445755
(((COHEN))) cidence

bros, throw away your ideas. They're trash. join Bspin.

> Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency.
> Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool.
> Fast deposits with variety ways

Pasta fixed with /pol/ mistakes rectified. Also saw there's a reddit version going round with any jewish references removed lmao.

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Nights spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>>52436515
Sam Bankman-Fried:
>looks like the bushy-haired Frodo from the Finnish LotR adaptation TV miniseries
>from a wealthy family, just like Frodo
>is literally named Sam, just like Sam Gamgee
>caused the total loss of a colossal amount of "value" in one day
>said wealth didn't really belong to him: he merely had been entrusted with carrying it
>with this caused significant harm to the forces of evil

>>52436636
no no no you have to judge us individually not as a group!!!!!!
anyway fuck white ppl they’re so racist

>>52437449
damn it I was going to make a chudjak version of her but you beat me to it

>>52437841
>glowniggress keeps repeating not-human
>globohomo preparing the alien psyop
Imagine the smell of this putrid event

>>52436636
shalom, if you don't like the way your tribe behaves, hold them responsible

>>52439316
kek