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52432878 No.52432878 [Reply] [Original]

What are the financial implications of getting banned from the only driving school in town after first ride?
>have a first ride with a semi-attractive woman instructor
>she shows me how to shift gears
>I get a stiffy visible through my shorts (full 4 inches)
>the friction of my shorts mixed with the smell of her perfume made me precum a lttle (it was also visible through my shorts)
>she notices it and gets totally silent
>we finish the ride with her mumbling commands with hushed voice
>next day I get a phone call from her supervisor
>he tells me she doesn't feel comfortable teaching me anymore
>I live in a bum-fuck nowhere village so no DL for me until I move to another place

How do I profit off of this?

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>>52432878
Lol. Lmao even

>> No.52432940

>>52432878
>How do I profit off of this?
recreate it in a porno and sell it

>> No.52432955

Make a list of what you have to offer:
>4 inch penis
>prematurely ejaculate from mild sensory input
>no license but shows ambition to learn
>familiar with small town living

I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but you’re going to make it bro

>> No.52432963

It's unironically joever

>> No.52432971

>>52432878
You'll just have to show up at her home, give her a firm handshake and explain everything clearly. She will understand

>> No.52432973

Should at least have raped her

>> No.52432978

aint that discrimination?

>> No.52433011

op you should have worn a chastity belt and black pants