/biz/ - Business & Finance

UPRO calls.

Early baker fuck off with these early shitty threads

People will be selling to afford turkey and Christmas trees.

New DD just dropped

SQQQ

Is the bear market over? What are the chances we are going to reach all time highs?

SP500 will never EVER be under 4000 again

UVXY

This rally sucks
Hit 408 so we can continue the dumpstering already

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>you go through school and work hard for that promotion, get married and have a baby
>congrats it's a girl!
>fast forward 20 years
Can you guys imagine actually having a daughter

When I was at Walmart yesterday after I checked out there were two white guys at the door who were greeters and check people's receipts to make sure nobody is stealing. A black girl walks up and they stop her, check her receipt, and she moves on. When I got there I pulled out my receipt and he just looked at me and said "nah you're good" despite having a cart full of groceries. Based Saline Michigan still dabbing on minorities.

AMZNbros, it's not just over. It's FUCKING over.

>Russia is losing so hard it's crushing my defence sector stocks

Why is Russia so shit bros?

>>52432677
Unironically worried about this, how tf do you educate a daughter to not be a retard like that?

>>52432628
with the new version of those boots, looks like we should invest in chechen bonds

>>52432530
>The smart people here see a ticker posted with a pic of a qt anime girl and just buy
This, you're really smart of if you can separate bullshit from not-bullshit

>>52432698
I don't know why you expected any more from that shithole of a country

>>52432698
No country has benefitted from terrain like Russia, they exist simply because they're too hard to conquer. But they're filled with absolute retards

Market can be wrong. Yields have never lied.

Few.

uhh
oil bros
anybody check oil computer?
so uh
huh

tfw didnt buy meta calls at 100, would have quadrupled my money by now...

>>52432703
Same way you save your sons. Don't give them a white mother.

>>52432744
don't listen to that cumlord

>>52432709
>How do I short white people?
Buy GEO, more minorities = higher prison populations kek

why the fuck do my balls burn?

>>52432747
What the fuck is up with XLE though...

>>52432703
Be the primary breadwinner over your wife.
Have no more than two daughters.
Put them in private school or honors programs away from the riff raff.
Love them, but don't cater to all of their wishes. You're their father not their friend.
Wear New Balances.

Kek

>>52432690
bezos is just throwing a hissy fit so the fed will stop hikes

yo i make 1k a month, and am putting 100 per month into something. what put it in?? roth ira?

>>52432698
They're preparing for winter retard.

>>52432774
Holy shit that lion is scary

>>52432690
Unironically bullish for AMZN

PUMP LKCO / LSPD so I can free up some space.

>>52432747

Damn OPEC is fudding oil again

>>52432784
>i make 1k a month

>>52432784
Jepi or hold cash

>>52432690
>Amazon Layoffs
I'm guessing it's mostly tech and office workers getting the boot? RIP in pepperoni to Scoopsies

>>52432703
Inbreeding

>>52432609
It makes sense really, starting a new for general discourse while leaving the old one some space for any remaining wrap ups.

>>52432703
Reverse psychology. If you tell your daughters to stay away from nigger they will unironically be attracted to them.

>>52432731
Russia is cursed, because it is difficult to take over but pretty much worthless to actually want to go to. Trade already goes well around Russia and airplanes fucked Russia even harder by simply going so far west you end up at eastern countries like Japan.

why are you redeeming?

Every business idea I have tried runs into a brick wall. Sometimes after working on it for MONTHS.

All my trades have failed, I'm -30% down all time.

I DON'T want to go back to "wOrKiNg iN tEcH". I DON'T want to start on my next business idea (after 2 previous failures).

I'm 35 years old. ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE SEX. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ITTTTTTTT

>>52432858
all in TSLA 200 calls rn, fucking do it pussy

>>52432784
build cash pile till things bottom then go all in.

>>52432784
please tell me you are in your teens

>>52432858
>ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE SEX.
sounds live you've been getting fucked your whole life.

>>52432846
The village has to eat, sir. pls unnerstand

What's going on? My daily gains are suddenly dropping faster than sand passing through an african's digestive tract.

>>52432590
Why are we still pumping even though crypto crashed?

>>52432846
You were always suppose to be fodder for mass layoffs so that investors would be tricked into thinking a company is taking profit. You were redeemed

>>52432858
Have you tried making a pajeet scamcoin pozi scheme, kind sirs?

>>52432590
I reject christianity purely on the basis that niggers are allowed in.

What stocks reflect this perspective?

>>52432677
>anglo hags
Anglos are horrible, it would not have made a big difference. Just look at them, analyze..
From left to right
>walled, huge forehead and the rear part of the head quite big. Looks like a zenomorph's head.
>most passable. Butterface. She eats like a pig and looks like sits all day doing nothing.
>walled, roasted. This is the original coalburner holy fuck. She probably has 25 but looks like 40 yo crackwhore. Looks like a hooker.
>slampig to some. Fat for the majority. Fake cheettos orange tan, hate when anglos do this. Wanna be like hot med women, hags can't compete.
>age, nothing bad here but bad parenting and she probably regrets being soft
>jew nose, also abusing fake orange tan. Just look at her arms and face lmao
Top kek, anglos should've been properly bombed during the blitz. Medchadswin again

>>52432921
>Crypto/finance nerds are so desperate they would hire and fuck both
God damn

>>52432950
>he didn't see the video

I'm up 9,29% YTD. What do I do?

What are the chances of TBLT doing a 26X after earnings today, and me getting my money back? It's already up 70% today

>>52432921
I love how people are making fun of sam bankrun for dating that monster. Jews stick with Jews, they don't mix with other races, despite the fact they tell you otherwise. Jewish woman are fucking ghouls. With a few outliers.

>>52432796
>Baggie thinks Russia is gonna win
All in on Ukraine calls

>>52432982
all in crypto

>>52432921
>crypto crashed
>biggest mcap is bitcoin at 300b
>down only 20% on the week
Meta, being roughly the same size with the same drop didn't influence the market.

>>52432997
But Khazar milkers

>>52432796
>General winter will work outside of Russia!

VCC 9list
>buys
CLSK
EOLS
>sells
N/A

tomorrow
>buys
FXP
YXI
ZNTL
>sells
BARC
AGQ
PSLV

>>52432999
just wait, putin is going to use one or two of those fun-sized tactical nukes and basically make the hohols surrender before he uses the king sized nukes.

>>52432703
Teach them about racial differences I guess. Teach them that if they do that their child will not look like them. Their child won't resemble their grandparents or anyone else in the family. And their grandchildren won't look anything like them.

Maybe should start by asking them which parent or grandparents they think they resemble. And show that if they do this their kid and grandkids will never look like them.

>>52432744
Decent graph.
>>52432964
Khater looks like your average 8-9 out of 10 slut. Hot, but still boring.
You want your balls cleaned? You hire a fucked up hapa.

Hi, that's amazing! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have ya tried Bspin?

>Safe, secure Casino with a wide variety of provably fair BTCs games
>Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool.
>Trustworthy / Lightning fast performance / Champion minded team of experts.

damn imagine not buying the bottom last month

I'm up 30%, its not too late

>>52433014
A few and I mean a FEW outliers

>>52433051

META: bobo or mumu?

>>52433044
You just know deniro looks at that monster everyday and feels nothing but contempt

>>52433096
Bobo until they ditch Metaverse

>>52433096
Meta will be $200 next year, I regret not buying more calls - they have some incredible VR tech on the way

>>52432609
The boots are extremely bearish for Gucci, time to short Kering SA.

>>52433022
but kherson is russian territory now. they had a democratic referendum and joined the russian federation.

>>52433096
MEGA MUMU since they're laying off the Hindi.

>Stephen Wolfram livestreams his meetings of his company
>it's no less scatter brained and unstructured than any other meeting

>>52432820
>>52432897
i had unique circumstances... now i'm free

What calls should I buy?

damn, soxl sissies made 90% this month if they bought the generational bottom

I wanted to buy some AJRD calls cuz Burry killed it for me with the PDS stock pick awhile ago, but the CEO is a woman... I know I shouldn't but I still will

SIGA is back above $10

>>52433179

Stocks won’t go up or down.

>>52433170
personally i recommend not investing a single dime until you increased your monthly income.

>>52433188
SOXL really had an amazing run this past month, they went from oversold to overbought now though, and many of the semi's in its fund have P/Es of 40-100 still

I'm not buying SOXL at this time, but I wish I didn't sell early from $6.88 to $10 still had some value then.

I think SOXL will be $10 in 3 weeks

>>52433179
woa nelly

Hi, that's amazing! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have ya tried DirtyPajeetspin?

>Unsafe, insecure scamCasino with a wide variety of provably scam tier BTCs games
>Tiny Giveaway with 15 cent Prize pool.
>UnTrustworthy / Turtle Slow performance / Con Artist minded team of experts.

>>52433096

>>52433220
That's misinformation

>>52433243
the sad thing is, I can't tell if this ironic or an actual shitcoin

>>52433243
fuck off rajeet

Early baker has made all the threads in the last 24 hours is this lil nigga a bot?

Power hour or sour hour?

DRV
UVIX
SQQQ
UUP

>>52433243

>>52433293
/smg/ threads are purely for data mining by several web scrappers. Thats why we spam certain tickers here to throw off the algos at renaissance and medallion

>>52433293
>waaaaaaaaah me no like early bake!
It happens because by the time everyone in the thread has refreshed or finished typing what they have to say and picking a picture for it the thread could very well be over and everyone would've already moved to the new thread. So you make the new one at 300, post the link, and then by the time the thread hits 310 or 315 or whatever number you've been kvetching about all morning everyone has had a chance to see the link to the new thread and move accordingly. You might wanna get checked for autism anon.

DRIP anon, you still got those calls or you cash out?

>>52433106
>You just know deniro looks at that monster everyday and feels nothing but contempt

Dude.... I don't think he cares too much

>>52433293
No,im not a bot

>>52433296
Shower hour

>>52433125

No one could doubt the results of the most free and fair referendum of all time

>>52433296
Power, PPI is tommorow and will be lower like CPI

>>52433390
>censoring a crudely drawn image

>>52433385
that is pretty cool. imagine the possibilities

>>52433385
unless he's teaching the bot to do this, i don't see the point. I could've done it way faster

>>52433366
Dios mio...

>>52433412
Get over it, perv

>>52433412
That is exactly why i laughed and saved it

>>52433413
It's horribly inefficient. It's going to take that gook 2 hours to do a job that someone could physically do in 15-30 minutes.

>>52432858
same bro, except I still work in tech. don't even have good business ideas.

>>52433408
so if sour that implies hot PPI?

>London has lost its crown as Europe’s biggest stock market to Paris as pound sinks, luxury shares rise: (Bloomberg)
Based. Time for the frogs to dominate Europe again. As it should always have been.

>>52432921
Blocks their path

>>52433470
Yes, if crabbing it implies the data has not been leaked yet.

LETS FUCKING GO

Hey, if you guys could stop fucking selling for power hour, that'd be great.

Thoughts on buying NVDA for earnings? Seems like a good buy at these levels. Might buy calls.

>>52433486
How much of that is just Louis Vuitton Hennessy Gucci consolidation?

it's going to be power hour

>>52432995
Big TUP energy.

>>52433337
ASMB STOCK LADIES

>>52433486

>Converted all my Good Boy Points to USD last year

Feels pretty damn smug, not gonna lie

>>52433515
If we break through 400 things get interesting otherwise it's a crab shoot

>>52433232
how to increase income.. highschool dropout

>spec stocks bleeding hard
what's propping it up this time?

Stocks seem to have reached a permanently high plateau.

>>52433106
No. Deniro may play a bad ass on screen but he’s a true cuck. He proud of his little goblin or at the least doesn’t even care.

>>52433486
The French are the worst thing to ever happen to Europe. Every single horrible, demonic idea has come from France. Fortunately, they'll be the first to be wiped out by niggers but that's still not good enough.

And just like that poop will never be farts again

>>52433562
When you zoom out to the one month chart you can see the mother of all barts is forming. Could rival that of june.

>>52433580
You mean the English and I agree completely

>>52433044
niggers are so ugly lmao
keep naming the jew tho

>>52433507
Out of the loop, are they supposed to report good earnings? I thought they just revealed a super expensive new graphics card that was hated, could be wrong

>>52433580
>The French are the worst thing to ever happen to Europe

North America as well.

>>52433580
But communism originates from Germany. Greenwashing originates from Germany. In fact, everything wrong -and it has been so for more than a whole century- originates from Germany.

>>52433360
Who has time to post a thread for a whole day

>he does it for free

HASbros are unbelievably rugged. I bought this for the dividend crab, not pain.

>>52433044
Do Bill Clinton's with his black son he's never met

>>52433599
I didn't name the jew today.

>>52433636
That's what they get for infusing magic the gathering with woke dribble and op cards from a team of retards who never even play

>>52433365
Down a grand right now. Just need one red day I'll get out at 0.60 and my next set I'll move out to January $14

>>52433623
>communism originates from Germany
Nigger. It originates from the FRANKFURT SCHOOL. which is comprised of all JEWS

why did you make me name them?

>>52433642
tomorrow is a new day

>>52433233
>and many of the semi's in its fund have P/Es of 40-100 still
lmfao why would you blatantly lie like this
AMD and NVDA are the only ones over 40

Kek sorry cubicle cucks, start brown bagging it.

>>52433662
Some other anon swears oil gonna plummet end of November because of switching summer blend with winter blend. I hope he's right

>>52433689
I am longing AMD here, it broke resistance and should hit 100 by EOY

>>52433636
If you actually played magic you would have never bought HAS

>>52433486
>>52433580
>all anglos should fucking balcon themselves off a cheap motel in spain
>>52433623
You are also right. G*rmoids and their horse faced "women" should not exist. LePen should've won, getting France out of the g*rman ponzi scheme of the EU.

>>52433556
delivery driver or warehouse worker. dont think u can even get into a trade without high school complete, no one will bother wasting their time teaching you for free.

>>52433638
https://twitter.com/danney_williams/status/876550361955389442?t=9pw42lKcPu7Bnf-ENbqW3Q&s=19

What are the economic blowbacks of one of our kings having an illegitimate son?

>>52433556
sales

I’m starting to get scared bullbros

>>52433636
When will you divvy boomers learn? There is no safe money. Ever.

>>52433670
Frankfurt School is established posterior to even the Soviet Revolutions though.

Bulls are running out of steam, the cpi-euphoria is fading

Long AMD NOW

>>52433747
Unless things drop significantly into close its nothing to worry about, PPI before open tommorow so jitters until then.

>>52433699
GOOD. I hate free lunch perks. Wrecks local businesses and provides lower quality meals. Lazy assholes need to learn to cook or actually support local restaurants.

>>52433662

This is way over due for a company losing 4M a day. They get paid more than enough to buy their own lunch.

>>52433747
Not scared enough.

Motherfuck AAPL
Motherfuck TSLA
Motherfuck AMZN

>>52433718
I played magic, and owned hasbro for a while, sold it while it was in the 90s though, looks like that was a good decision.

SOUR HOUR!!!

>>52433699
>>52433770
Not to mention those fucking "day in the life" TikToks. Time for thots to realize work isn't daycare.

>>52433738
Tweet unavailable, kek, what they scared of?

>>52433704
I think everything is going to plummet. 390 SPY this week would get my dick incredibly hard I have so many December/january puts right now

>WHAT'S THE GAYEST FUCKING THING WE COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THE MARKET DO
>T. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY EVERY DAY WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING

>>52433747
Still plenty of time to rally back, dxy is dropping. Wouldn't be surprised to see this head back up but who knows these days.

>>52432921
Neither of these goblins are even asian. What's the point? That's like being a billionaire and eating well done steak.

>>52433767
>Unless things drop significantly into close
And if they do?

>>52433699
Good. I have friends who work at Spotify and Etsy in New York City and those headquarters are insane. Literally kombucha on tap on every floor, snacks everywhere, catered lunches, private performances, all kinds of bullshit. For Spotify specifically it's pretty insulting that they pay so little to artists while employees get fat perks and big salaries. Shut all that shit down and see what happens with all the money.

>>52433805
Lot of options expire Friday, max pain $390, it might help you out

It's pretty comfy owning assets that represent real companies that create real goods and services and aren't completely made up.

>>52433753
>Frankfurt School is established posterior to even the Soviet Revolutions though

I'm wrong and was thinking of critical theory.

>>52433799
Those "day in the life" tiktoks are why I won't ever be satisfied until every techie cubicle cuck is completely liquidated. It's not enough for me to succeed, cubicle cucks must fail.

>>52433747
it's just a game were're just bumping the price one tick at a time
https://youtu.be/GRS4mLpNRYk?t=38

>>52433803
strange. Works on my machine. Maybe in your country it is illegal to view?

>>52433826
holy shit, the eternal bull guy is saying the market may fall 100%, it's fucking over bullbros. we're all going to die.

I told you this would happen.
I warned you.
They are too predictable.
Another one of those.

>>52433862
At the moment he is bearish until Fed stops increasing rates.

>>52433799

That's what happens when you pamper 25 year old Harvard graduates. Having a nice office is fine but perks should not be used during working hours.

Exercise rooms and relaxation rooms should be ONLY when an employee "clocks out".

>>52433832
I hope so man. I'll make like 5-6 grand this week with a small retrace on this fake and gay rally

>>52433861
Now it's working. That was weird

>>52433826
then it means PPI got leaked, or someone panicked and its a fakeout on lower volume

>>52433662
>Down a grand right now. Just need one red day I'll get out at 0.60 and my next set I'll move out to January $14
If I'm looking to short oil right now, should I just join in on Jan $14 DRIP calls today?

>>52433588

>>52433829
>fat perks and big salaries
Kek not for long.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52433862
He was. When he was still with us.

>>52433887
The market doesn't care about ppi and literally never reacts to it.

My children will be 3/4 "white" and 1/4 chinese.
What can I expect? Financially, of course.

bobo gang

>>52433486
>>52433580
Seethe and buy L'Oreal shares, bitch.

you fucking crab go green not red

>>52433916
current narrative is inflation peaking and PPI being lower than expected would feed it.

>>52433919
one of them is going to be good at math

>>52433636
H-haha time for cheap accumulation

>>52433919

>>52433919
They will get beat up and robbed by somalis

>>52433580
I think you mean the Germans.

bobos got too cocky

>>52433919
>>52433942
the other 3 won't be able to season their food for shit

>>52433937
LVMH is the better buy, though having a bit of L'Oreal doesn't hurt.

Blue Walker 3 unfolded today... and people are selling the news. Last chance to buy the dip. Earnings call is today at 5PM Jew York time.
https://twitter.com/AbelAvellan/status/1592123932026413056

Most likely the recent drop was a whale using leverage to hammer the market down on 0dte options. Been happening a lot lately as a way to ensure positions print.

>>52433951
I dropped MtG as soon as they started including trannies.

>>52433919
very small penis

>>52433747
That means it's time to buy.

I rotated all into RIOT today with a plan to sell monthly calls for about 15% premium income until it hits $2 then buy more

>>52433897
Yeah man they seem like a solid play and today is a great entry. Save some $ if it gets cheaper to dca down a bit tho. Oil companies are at ATH right now so you a literally shorting the top.

>>52433976
>blue walker
I'd rather keep my johnnie walker instead

>>52433976
Space is a meme.

>>52433997
RIOT dilutes 50% of it's free float every 6 months. Plus they are selling the bottom of BTC to meet debt obligations. MARA is a superior company in every way and I'm not even thinking of buying them right now

>>52433951
Mtg is going to zero. Zoomere don't have $50,000 to play a nerdy card game that is dieing

Uhh bros...

>>52434049
how do we short life insurance companies

Am I an idiot for shorting Walmart today?

>>52434074
just take out a ton of policies under other people's names naming yourself as the beneficiary?

>>52434049
If your not a vaxxie you don't have to worry bro

>>52434083
Why did you short walmart today?

>>52433747
NEVA
SCARED

>>52434049
>>52434074
>>52434098

https://youtube.com/shorts/5emNfmr2ow0?feature=share

to short walmart is to short america and you never bet against america

if TA is fake why has the entire market followed some dumb line for 11 months lmao

>>52434049
Imagine being some part of a government kike (((science))) ponzi scheme that just funnels infinite money to you for

>is coffee good for you?
>long covid
>hekkin global warming is creating suicide particles we need to import more immigrants
(((Science)))

The UVA shooter wasn't a white incel, it was a nigger. SHUT. IT. DOWN.

>>52434096
Any other way that would work for the goyim?

>>52434119

What am I looking at....

>>52434121
Because I could draw many such lines that have be correct 100% in the past.

>>52434125
well it looks like we need to take the guns out of the hands of niggers.

Alright well I guess it's over.

>>52433507
Be careful with longing NVDA - their RTX 4090 launch has been a complete dumpsterfire and between it costing 1600$ and their new power adapter causing fires and melting plugs on cables and GPU's themselves, they could very likely be looking at a product recall before the year is out. This isn't even getting into AMD releasing a damn near equivalent GPU for 1k flat undercutting them on price massively. They'll probably get propped up since they glow, but I'd be holding puts if I had shares or calls to cover my ass.

>>52434116
Kek. And they write all those articles with a straight face, don't they? I remember one that said, "Area woman, 51, gets COVID vaccine and instantly dies of something else". Paramedics on standby we're not able to revive the collapsed woman....

>long under the rejected big round number

>>52434154
This is punishment for the niggers getting out of line against their Jewish overlords.

>>52434119
>doesn’t even mix it
wtf?????

>>52433853
Thou shalt not covet. I consider them to be like metaphysical farm animals that drive swirls of spiritual energy which mysteriously feed channels that the whole organism needs in order to remain afloat. If they go down, we might *all* go down with them due to these unobvious channels of connection between mechanisms. Even if their lives are more glamorous on the surface, they are empty inside and their eyes can never see even a tiny glimpse of the vista grandeur that our intense suffering and struggle opens up for us to gaze over.

It's a narrow band between lines which we occupy though, because if our suffering and struggle is increased by much more then we drop into the frequencies of unbearability, so we need to pray that all of those delicate little troonie techers find other velvety soft positions to film lifebrag tiktoks from statim, for our very own benefits.

>>52434151
okay but it was drawn in early april, then rejected off the line in late april, august for the retest, september, and literally just today it wicked off it. from a line plotted 7 months ago

all coincidences yeah?

And just like the Sneed will never Chuck Suck and Fuck again

>>52434125
is there a new one today

>>52434211
>The bubbles will mix it for you

>>52434205
400 is the top of the rally it's fucking over they tested it for 2 days... time to play last one out the door holds the bag (retail)

>>52434223
I would like to ejaculate inside her

>>52434223
>YWN suck n fuck then sneed in Abby

VIX starting to move. It's starting. Crash inbound by EOM

>>52434223
I'd let he chuck suck and fuck my sneed if you know what I mean

>>52434214
Im willing to crash the plane with no survivors if it means techie product manager thots starve to death. It would be an honorable death. I would be in the fields of elysium with many other proud soldiers of humanity that sacrificed themselves for the greater good

>>52434102
Earnings tomorrow.

>>52434200
Be careful long nvidia. A lot of their sales were due to crypto. Additionally, the retarded ai meme companies/projects will start to dry up with higher interest rates over a prolonged period of time.

Lots of surplus GPUs floating around to compete with gaymer purchases too.

Dammit Jannie, I was making fun of the pajeet scamcoin spammer, fuck

>>52434252
>>52434223
ghost pussy from the vax

>>52434271
Moon until New Moon, crash on Full moon

>>52434223
ive got a chuck she can suck and fuck.

>futures

LONG AMD YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>52434284
NVDA biggest thing was their data centers/servers. However you would be right that AI just like EV's just burn money.

>>52434102
>>52434282
And Amazon forward guidance recently said a drop in consumer spending is starting to show up. I’m betting Walmart and Home Depot have poor forward guidance.

>>52434345
No.

>Sent from my 3700x

>>52434345
You're the tripfaggot arent you?

>>52434345
why didn't you tell us to long when it was in the 50s

>>52434280
>greater good
All that will survive will be a few Jews in mountain fortresses more secret than the one is Colorado and their secret holdings of farmed feral humans ready to be molded into slaves for rebuilding under completely "controlled" conditions.

YOU HAVE TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

>>52434361
Walmart getting heemed on earnings would be the ultimate recession indicator.. when the poors can't even afford goyslop and chink shit anymore

>>52434419
I count 11 men in this picture.

spy is a shitcoin fr fr

>>52434444
Based bobo

So SPY is never going to be $400 again until they reverse split it right?

>low volume dump into close
boring

>>52434427
Consumer sentiment came in low as well, lowest in 4 months. I’m worried a good PPI will lift the whole market though.

>>52433799
>>52433853
>>52433879
To be a little fair to those videos... if you look at the time codes, it's pretty clear they're leaving out the parts of the day where they would be doing actual work... mainly because they'd be fired for putting actual work data on TikTok. All of the cringey stuff comes from the transition periods between when they are (supposedly) working.

>>52434475
I'm thinking a quick rip down to 2900 to really put the fear of God in everyone and then a 18-24 month trip back into the high 3000's.

Well, that escalated quickly.

>>52433861
What a pussy mutt

consumer spending is strong, thanks to credit

>>52434502
>leaving out the parts of the day where they would be doing actual work
>product managers
>doing actual work
Pick one.

And yet again the fucking EOD threshold gets worked to assfuck retail as hard as possible for trying to get in on a move that every fuckface in the galaxy knows looks obvious

The Efficient Market Hypothesis is literally propaganda.

>>52434471
Alhamdulillah fren

>>52434527
Well, by "actual work", I mean doing what their company is paying them to do. Whether that activity adds any value to the business or society in general... that's another question. All I'm saying is that their whole day isn't just using soft towels in the bathroom and eating candy.

>>52434486
You had so many chances to get out retard... you still could. Tomorrow is -2% premarket and ahhhhh posting from greedy idiots that that a 16% rally in 3 week is when you buy in

>>52434527
I'm a PM currently shitposting and listening to music while I WfH
But I manage high profile shortages that get executive level attention daily
So I'm safe
Plus my company makes Tools that other companies need

>>52434520
what's going to happen? is biden going to forgive peoples credit card debt, or are people going to get thrown out on the streets to freeze to death this winter?

>Filled SOXL - @ $0.88 - Buy 195 Dec-16-22 11 Puts @ 0.88 Limit to Open
no way could this go wrong

>>52433980
How small we talking?

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>52434419
what the hell am I looking at

Give me a lower low before the market closes

>>52434559
Retard, we are pumping on a solid PPI tomorrow.

What’s the problem, i thought there was world peace and inflation was gone

>>52434559
Volume shows its lower than average you stupid robinhood shitter.

New

>>52434628
>>52434628

lmao

>>52434573
shouldve bought puts on TQQQ instead of SOXL

>midwits don't realize Walmart's largest margins are on consumer electronics

Soxs bros we getting back to 80$ eow

This shitfuck market literally just broke out from its head and shoulders on the 1D candles, and the it dumps to red just holy fucking shit.

>>52434622
Neither of those things will ever happen as long as central banking is a thing

>>52434023
ASTS owners will be able to drink all the Blue Label their hearts desier.

It's not enough to cancel the rally; we have to rape everyone just right in the ass right before closing bell.

S&P 4000 REEEEEEJECTEDDDDDD

I'm calling full horse shit on this faggot ass reversal desu

>>52434640

>>52434520
credit utilization is back to pre covid levels stop spouting shit

>>52434640
more context on this? I don't see the reason why any of them should be fired.

>>52434752
Elon was complaining about twitter being slow on Android without calling anyone out and the dev responsible for it started crying like a little bitch about it so Elon fired him

>>52434640

>UMMM ACTUALYYYYYYY
>gets fired

god my cock is so hard right now

As always, I was early, but not wrong.

>>52433486
This has been the plan since Jvpiter got installed

>>52434808

so they turned the services off and now if you log out you don't get 2 FA code, but the login site will still request it

good job elon

>>52433486
Victoria 3 has france supremacy

>>52434790
Twitter looks like a good place to find out which employees need firing
>so there is a use case

>>52434280
One of my fellow soldiers here. Honored, truly.
Exactly my feelings on "koding with Karlie" thots. I have been waiting for the great flushing for years now, nearly lost hope.

>>52434790
I think he should fire any employee that uses twitter at all, it's a conflict of interest however minor and will only lead to employees wasting time