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the computer science version needs an update to include layoffs and the bubble bursting

>>52426637
>NOOOOO!!!! NOOO!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!
>SOFTWARE IS RECESSION PROOF!!!!!
>THE WORLD RUNS ON SOFTWARE!!!!!!
>EVERYTHING IS SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!
>1 COMPUTER SCIENCE GRADUATE IS WORTH 10,000 SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS COMBINED!!!!!!!!!
>IF I GET LAID OFF I'LL JUST BE GIVEN ANOTHER JOB THAT PAYS 5X MY LAST JOB!!!!!!!

>DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE AND ALL DATA STRUCTURES REGARDLESS OF HOW OBSCURE THEY ARE JUST LEARN CALCULUS I II III IIII AND LINEAR ALGEBRA I II III AND ALL OF STATISTICS AND TOPOLOGY AND ABSTRACT ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE BRO JSUT LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS NIGGERS.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN BRO IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BEUCASE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OTU OF HTE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND BEING FED PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER TAXES AFTER RENT PENNIES YOU EARN JUST SO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT CHANCE AT FINALLY BEING AT PEACE WITH YOURSELF IF YOU INVEST PERFECTLY THAT IS AND DON'T GET CAUGHT IN RUGPULL AFTER RUGPULL AND DON'T GET LAID OFF FOR NOT WORKING ANYTHING ACTUALLY USEFUL AND DON'T YOUR EARNINGS DON'T GET ERODED BY RECESSION FOLLOWED BY THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES AND ALL OUT WOLRD WAR DOESN'T BREAK OUT HAHA BRO IF YOUR PARENTS COULD BUY A HOUSE AT 25 SO CAN YOU AT 75! JUST PERSEVERE BRO
LET'S GOOOOO

>DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE AND ALL DATA STRUCTURES REGARDLESS OF HOW OBSCURE THEY ARE JUST LEARN CALCULUS I II III IIII AND LINEAR ALGEBRA I II III AND ALL OF STATISTICS AND TOPOLOGY AND ABSTRACT ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE BRO JSUT LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS NIGGERS.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN BRO IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BEUCASE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OTU OF HTE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND BEING FED PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER TAXES AFTER RENT PENNIES YOU EARN JUST SO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT CHANCE AT FINALLY BEING AT PEACE WITH YOURSELF IF YOU INVEST PERFECTLY THAT IS AND DON'T GET CAUGHT IN RUGPULL AFTER RUGPULL AND DON'T GET LAID OFF FOR NOT WORKING ON ANYTHING ACTUALLY USEFUL AND YOUR EARNINGS DON'T GET ERODED BY RECESSION FOLLOWED BY THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES AND ALL OUT WOLRD WAR DOESN'T BREAK OUT HAHA BRO IF YOUR PARENTS COULD BUY A HOUSE AT 25 SO CAN YOU AT 75! JUST PERSEVERE BRO LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>52426704
>>52426827
>>52426860

>>52425122
>the most popular loan is a 30 year one
a thirty year loan lmao. to live in a house. THIRTY YEARS of paying the SAME FUCKING BILLS EVERY MONTH. EVERY SINGLE MONTH AND IF YOU MISS 3 PAYMENTS THEY TAKE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND SELL IT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>52426827
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>>52426704
NOOOOO!!!! NOOO!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!
>TING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE BRO JSUT LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS NIGGERS.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN BRO IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BEUCASE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OTU OF HTE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND BEING FED PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER TAXES AFTcorrected (ID: nJ0nDhjc) 11/14/22(Mon)15:51:11 No.52426860▶ ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE BRO JSUT LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS NIGGERS.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 1

>>52426827
based

>>52425122
I love these threads

>>52425122
HEHEHEHE FUKKIT DUDE AS LONG AS THE COCAINE AND ESCORTS ARE AVAIBLE AND AFFORADBLE

great thread op

>>52426860
And get outcompeted by a pajeet

>>52425122
You'll be dead by then, who cares.

>>52425122
You just need to make sure that your debt is substantial enough so that defaulting on it hurts the lender more than it hurts you :)

>>52425122
Is it really your problem if you don't repay your debt?

>>52425122

debtmaxx then just don't pay it back bro

>>52426637

>>52434797
yanni desu this works for anything that's not student loans or mortgages because everything else falls off your credit score record thingy after 7 years because jewish year of jubilee or something google it

oh pastas that are actually funny
from /g i assume?

>GO INTO DEBT FOR LIKE A MILLION YEARS
>DIE AT AGE 60 MAX
>LEAVE THE JEWS HOLDING THE DEBT BAG
The only way to do it