/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52418702
So now some crazy drunk driver is Tesla fault?

>>52418702
Incredible. That thing is a fucking tank. Absolute mayhem wrecker.

>>52418702
Holy shit I want one

>>52418746
Tesla is investigating. Based Xi thinks some systems were malfunctioning and that it wasn’t the drivers fault

*slaps roof*
This bad boy can bulldoze 10 chinky mopeds at a time

>>52418746

it was it automode, read the news
the driver was terrified, had no control

>>52418820
>Commie
>Based

>>52418820
>it wasn’t the drivers fault
wrong
he bought a remote-controlled vehicle and probably hecking disrespected mr elon muskerino in a tweet

>>52418702
This is normal driving in China. Algorithm is just adapting to its environment.

>>52418702
i'm dying

from laughter

>>52418746
it's driving pretty damn straight for a drunk driver, most likely the CCP testing their hackers against some american expat

>>52418874
Giga god tier kek

>>52418844

>>52418874
>>52418874
based

>>52418702
Insane how many camera shots there are too. They can literally track your every step in China. And they do.

>>52419001
This, what on fucking earth.

>>52418702
Chinese Carmageddon.

>>52418702
Wow that looks fun, now I want one

>>52418909
I love glowies so much it's unreal

>>52418702
>roasting in burning tesla
>try to use touch pad to open door
>it is fried
>say "tesla door open"
>doesn't respond
>grab my hammer to break the glass
>mfw elon reinforced the glass
>burn

can't wait for the hacks and innocent e-truck drivers being locked in their cabin and being turned into a truck of peace.

>>52418844
>>52418874
i love this place

jfc the dude on the cart got obliterated.

>>52419001
in the usa as well

I will now buy your vehicle

>>52418844
>>52418874
What a boring fucking thread I regret making it I thought this would be funnier but all the jokes are some low tier racist ones

>hitting cyclists
I'd say based Tesla.

>>52418702
trained the ai on my gta playthroughs

>>52419266
cao ni ma

>>52419266

>>52418702
>Chinese made Teslas are shitty and weirdly flawed technology while German made Teslas are flawless

huh. Crazy how that seems to work out.

>>52419266
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BE RACIST IN MY SHITTY ELON MUSK HATING REDDIT THREAD

hey, you need to get the FUCK out of here you fucking stupid nigger

>>52418702
thats not testla, thats xingla, the ccp nationalized tesla ripoff software AI machine learned from the average chink driver

>>52419266
You posted this in the middle of a giant red candle in the crypto markets
All of the real people are engaging in that
So you managed to attract all of the 15 year olds
Pedo

>>52418862
You can take control at anytime when it is in that mode, in fact they encourage you to do so.

>>52419346
What a boring fucking person you are
I hope janitors delete this worthless thread
Leave it to 4chan middle aged racists to take the fun out of what is an otherwise comical indictment of Tesla and an all around funny video
S

>DUDE just let cars connect to the internet so they can be compromised and controlled externally

This is why I only drive old cars

>>52419366

>>52418702
i kekked so hard thanks

>>52419398
N

>>52419409

>>52419433

>>52418702
what's the problem here? seems like a pretty good asian driver

>>52419398
>boring

yeah you need to fuck off back to twitter with your faggoty leftist buzzwords you stupid fucking tranny

>uhhhhhhhhh being racist is so BORING! UGH! I'M SOOOOO BORED!
>ACK!

>>52419409
That guy didn't even flinch

>>52419409
looooooooooooooooooooool why is china so bad at everything

>>52419001
The US has significantly more cameras than are shown here

>>52418702
That one cyclist has used 6 months worth of luck in those 0.1 seconds.

>>52419409
I'm convinced these are npcs moving on a predetermined path. how do you not react to something like that

these "things" are not human

>>52418844

>>52418702
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>>52419481

wow china sucks

>>52418702
Final Destination getting pretty realistic, I hope the next one is in Detroit

>>52419504
depending on eye slant, vertical field of vision can be very poor

>>52419217
>>52419474
?????
it's literally a proven fact that China has the most surveillance cameras in the entire world. wtf are u chinks trying to prove?

is this another "covid started from america" alt facts again?

>>52419398
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP SAYING THE NIGGER WORD ON MY ETHIOPIAN TEEPEE BUILDING FORUM
where the fuck did you even come from

im not even gonna post all the ones with cars running over kids standing in front of them and then passer bys not reacting because they're too explicit but there are hundreds of these

>>52419546
my sides

>>52419546
Holy shit that ending got me

>>52419546
Audible kek

>OP is mad that his anti-Tesla thread turned into a Chinese traffic thread

>>52419510
This shit always happen to me on wii bowling

>>52419546
>seen this half a dozen times
>never realised until now he gets hit by the fucking bus at the end
>my sides

some of these legit have the genius comedic timing of a buster keaton skit

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>52419001
Especially that this appears to be in bum fuck nowhere.

>>52419366
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>>52419546
Keep em coming, few things give me as much joy in life as seeing chinks get rekt

>>52419587
kek. /biz/ still has a little magic left in it, especially during bear cycles

thanks OP great thread! I needed this!

>>52419583
how can you comment this and then these >>52419266 >>52419398 in the same thread?

it's so fucking obvious the average chink is some kind of robot-brained soulless NPC with 0 spatial awareness. i wouldn't be surprised if the tesla fucking up is caused by the retarded bugman inside screwing around with the controls.

>>52419510
america is headed that way
they are trying to get us to that level with the forced isolation, making us less relatable to our neighbor, so one day when your neighbor gets killed on his porch you'll just watch and be happy it wasn't you

>>52418702
op you peace of shit you knew this would be a china rekt thread

>>52419546
>too explicit
Yeah I almost forgot this was /biz/ still don't get banned anon we need you here

>>52419680
Honestly I didn't I was just here to laugh at Elon and Tesla but much like the guy in the video I posted I lost control

>>52418702
I will never buy a soifaggot mobile like tesla, but every tesla single brake failure in China has been an attempt to fool insurance companies. These people dont know how to drive

>>52419681
Absolute CHAD

>>52419527
I'm on the verge of pic related but you made me laugh. Thanks, anon.

chink engineering everywhere
that includes bsc compared to chains and dapps made by white men

>>52419580
Superior Chinese interstate highway intersection needs no traffic lights.

>>52418702
POST HIGH OCTANE MUSIC!

https://youtu.be/Pc9tskb1h3A

>>52419681
I think it's pretty clear that the Chinese are the worst drivers in the world.

>>52419546

Man this is why we need real superheroes. All Might would have saved those people.

>>52419751
Living in China is like that VR game where everything kills you

>>52419681
lmao based giga chad makes his own rules

how about some chink elevators

>>52419756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Za5uBxsls

>>52419266
Never post here again. Faggot.

>>52418909
>>52419084
This was an assassination attempt by the CCP. They conveniently blame it on Tesla to cover up.

This is still my favorite china webm

>>52418870
>xi
>commie

>>52419722
this one will always get me
HOLY FUCK i needed this

>>52419889
good thing he was wearing a helmet

>>52419889
Alright he's probably dead

>>52419889
theres something looney tunes about it when the pieces start falling. All it needed was an anvil.

>>52419791
okay after this video you CAN NOT tell me chinks aren't NPCs
how the FUCK did she not realize her friend just got sent flying by a 2ton hunk of metal.

>>52419889
This one isn't bad either

>>52419841
Holy shit, are these even people?

>>52418820
>Based Xi thinks some systems were malfunctioning and that it wasn’t the drivers fault

>Xi thinks that it wasn’t the drivers fault

> wasn’t the drivers fault

>in China

>>52419959
By the loosest definition of the word.
This is the result of having The Boot on your neck for well over 2000 years solid.

>>52419889
Chang got dbz'd through the roof

>>52419889
BRRAPP!

>>52419817
Sure, why not?

>>52419954
did... did that guy just yeet himself into space? Did he intentionally set off sewer gas to end it all?

>>52419868
Kek

>>52419868
only way this could be better is if the panel burst into flames

Elon has really outdone himself this time.

>>52419997
>The sweet release of death in mainland China.

>>52419681
not a scratch on the paint
those truck drivers could learn something from the based highway stopper

>>52419817
>>52419841
>>52419868
>>52419997
please.... no....
elevators are my weakness
they are the premiere showcase of chink society's unrivalled level of selfishness, stupidity and NPC soullessness in the world

>>52420014
I think Elon could invent machines that had a built-in flaw that killed Chinese, and he might die of old age before it was discovered to be intentional.

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>>52419997
What is it with chinks and mechanical means of transportation? Everything from vehicles to elevators and escalators. This is the second video you post of some retard kick down the door and expecting to walk into an elevator Jesus Christ I bet you have a dozen more kek
Post Chinese escalators

>>52418874
>>52420072
>GPS detects you are in China
>Deathrace 2000 Mode engaged

>>52420094
Isn't GPS in China intentionally fucked so that western glowies can't tell where actual roads and buildings are located?

>>52419398
You're a Twitch viewer, aren't you

>>52419841
Why did he do it bros?

>>52419791
>walking along on a highway
>not even walking along the sides to avoid traffic
>even when traffic hits remain 100% clueless to what just happened to your friends
You can not convince me that chinks aren't just badly coded NPCs God decided to make as some kind of sick cruel joke. Even Cyberpunk 2077 has better AI than a chinkbrain.

>>52419997
Anyone got the video of two guys fighting with both of them falling through the elevator shaft?

>>52420128
That's how the Tesla knows you are in China. It would think you might be in North Korea too, but logic states that no one in NK could own a Tesla.

>>52418702
He had the china mode dlc enabled

>>52418874
it didn't turn around and make sure that first one was dead though

>>52419997
I guess I'll have to impregnate that girl instead. What a nuisance.

>>52420128
any map data china gives to """western""" countries has to be scrambled

a bit useless because every country with satellites probably has a perfect map of china anyway

>>52420153
To be fair, there's probably a better chance something would fall off the structure on the sides of the road and kill you.
The whole country is Final Destination. India is the same way, except the casualty count is usually at least in the hundreds.

>>52419393
Yes, he couldn't take control. Please pay attention.

>>52420190
Sure, they may have the satellite images, but those images don't come with road and building names.

>>52418862
Bull fucking shit

>>52420240
To what end? WTF is the point of building a nav system in a country where civilians just walk/peddle right out in front of you, the other drivers careen around like they've stroked out, or just ignore the rules of the road, and honestly no one gives a fuck and will just casually drive over small children?

>>52419517
It's absolutely fucking horrifying. Letting these peasants have immediate access to state of the art technology is clearly posing some serious problems. Remember, these people did not build any of this shit, they went from 0 to 60 in terms of much of this technology. It's like giving a teenage a motorcycle when he has never ridden a bike, let alone even have training wheels.

>>52420284
Anon, they were turned into veritable obedient zombies with zero regard for the lives of others LONG before they were exposed to modern electronics. This shit has been going on for centuries.
300 years ago Chang the pot-maker was running over schoolchildren with his wagon and giving zero fucks.

>>52418702
Same energy.

They raff at the concept of "Human Rights" or "basic human dignity", you can always pawn off blame if by some miracle an authority actually CARES that you hurt some other peasants...there is no incentive to do anything correctly besides not costing someone higher-up money.
All the worst aspects of Absolute Authoritarianism mixed with the worst excesses of Capitalism. China has a lot of Hells, and they just happen to live in the one with internet service.

>>52419959
This is what happens when you put rice farmers and bug eaters in a modern environment.

Alright I'm bored again remember to say no to racism
Stay classy San Diego

>>52420240
oh no ill have to code in autogenerated place holders names until the zoomers spend their entire lives manually entering them in what a bummer!

>>52418746
If gun companies are held responsible for shootings, then car manufacturers must be held responsible for wrecks

>>52419266

>>52420082
I used to believe the old "they're just not used to the rapid advancement of technology" cope.

But after interacting with them in University, I've found them to be extremely self-centered, with no sense of spatial awareness or immediate reaction to danger whatsoever. It's like morality and fight/flight receptors are completely absent in a chink's brain. They would blatantly cheat in front of the professors and be surprised and offended when you call them out for it.

And it's only the mainlanders who're like this. For some reason Chinese Americans, Taiwanese and HKers are nowhere near this bad. Idk if it's something in China's food that's making them like this or what... but it's certainly annoying to deal with them. They would bitch non-stop about USA and the West too if given the chance, like you dumb chink why are you here then? With your western brands and your western car? Go back to your country if you hate it so much you fucking insect fuck.

>>52419817
>>52419997
Do the Chinese even understand how elevator works? it's like they expect to just walk into the shaft and off they go.

>>52420550

they might think it works like an alien teleportation beam, that would explain things

>>52420550
These people are literal peasants that have never seen any technology before. ever.
Only the coastal regions of China are built up. Most Chinese have been working in the rice paddies forever.

>>52420543
>no sense of immediate danger
They've been oversaturated with danger. Their food is dangerous, their commute is dangerous, simple machines are dangerous, speaking the wrong thoughts out loud is SUPER DANGEROUS.

You could build a theme park based on George Orwell novels and Chinese would go there for a relaxing vacation.

>>52420489
Zoomers ain't gonna be entering the names of military or strategic objects, tard. Because that constitutes treason in China.

>>52420464
gtfo landmark viewer

World War III is well underway.

>>52420576
Oh and when their very AIR gets medically dangerous, the government just raised the "It's Ok Now" tolerance levels up several notches and tells everyone to get back to it.

>>52419266
ching chong ping pong

>>52419266
N

>>52419409
Thats just straight out of looney tunes

>>52419266
You're posting people getting hit by a car probably dying and mad that people are saying racist things about the people who got HIT by a fucking CAR which you think is FUNNY but you get MAD at the RACISM

>>52419936
>theres something looney tunes about it when the pieces start falling. All it needed was an anvil.
>>52420735
>Thats just straight out of looney tunes

This is peak Looney Toons.

>>52420276
>drivers careen around like they've stroked out
kek

>>52420800
holy fuck, the guy getting absolutely slammed by the post. but why in the world would he go that direction. 90° hard left was the only sensible think to do. i don't get it.

>>52420775
You're all natalists by virtue and I'm just reveling in your pro life choice while watching it's inevitable end result racists are just unfunny losers and all around twats we can all have a laugh we don't need you posting your poorly worded manifesto ruining the fun

>>52418874
kek

>>52418702
I was expecting a chinesium explosion. Disappointing really

Was this the driving sim they used to learn?
https://youtu.be/sd1XP7o-1xw?t=5

Could you imagine if China actually tried to go to war with the US? we wouldn’t even have to do anything except put up decoys and let the Chinese army destroy its self in a very loony toons style battle.