/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crypto more like poopto.

>>52417188
Yeah, he was an extremely popular president and things did great for brazil under him. The only issue now is the favela warlords striking out. Or an argentina moment.

CAMECO BROS? IS IT TIME TO ALL IN URANIUM? THEIR PARTIAL ACQUISITION OF WESTINGHOUSE REACTORS MAKES ME ERECT

pretty bullish for china

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1591969701781016577

I miss the days or ratposting.

>>52417267
Cruelty free oil only allowed in USA.

>>52417267
thank god we're not pressuring china over this, the tech sanctions are okay, but I really do not want a trade war, and neither does china i'll bet. Hopefully Xi doesn't retaliate

>futures

>>52417279
I choose days instead of ratposting.

>>52417353
Once again, dementia bested me

Start selling.... please.

After skimming through the last thread I want to remind all of you lanklets that when the depression hits we hamchads will be feasting on your feeble, tiny wrists, physically weak bussies. It's in your best interest to not only apologize to us, you need to kneel.

Hey early baker, your thread is undercooked and doesn't even have an edition, you can do better

Bonds fake and gay rally over?

>>52417403
Jerome boy is just going to have to Jackson's hole us at the December meeting

Should I put some money in JEPQ?
Seems like a better value than the other jp morgan etf's right now and I'm looking to get more monthly dividends

>>52417420
Looks fine to me

>>52417404
Next time you go to taco bell can you pick me up a soft taco? Just one, supreme style. Thanks.

>>52417345
I have a dream

>>52417403
Hey
So basically I'm just not gonna do it (capitulate)
I know..... UGH I know..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna do it is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52417456
>Just one taco

>>52417456
fat people disgust me

>>52417496
At least i can see my penis.

I have an announcement to make:
Tomorrow I will officially be buying TGT puts. The other day, I went there to buy some boxes, and decided to get some groceries too. I bought some spaghetti and TGT brand pasta sauce... Unfortunately, that sauce made me incredibly gassy. It's now day 3, and I have had enough.

>>52417496
you aren't wrong, but I don't think most of us can afford the 6-7 tacos required for a proper meal anymore

what are some adds to your watchlist here are mine
SE
SHOP
MPNGY

>>52417546
POOL, CE and a nibble at QQQ.

Back before I was a govt worker I was a horny typical teen. Who worked on a farm. (Family owned). I helped with raising the tobacco crop and other farm related jobs. Can you imagine. Me actually working.. Anyway it was all good. Turned me off from tobacco. After such an up close and personal view of it I couldn't see the appeal of it.

Diesel is almost $6 everywhere I look. Doesn't diesel contribute more to inflation because of shipping costs?

>>52417584
Inflation depends sorely on fiscal and monetary supply, not supply chain.

>BTC tanks
>stock futes barely down
whats going to happen when BTC bounces back up like it did a few days ago?

>>52417617
that's wrong, but supply chain is irrelevant to the fed since they can't change it.

>>52417584
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

>>52417580
you tried chewing a leaf, swallowed some by accident and vomited didn't you

>>52417621
>when BTC bounces back up
not gonna happen

>>52417584
Yes. Oil can't keep going up and inflation go down. This rally is bullshit and founded on lies and will fail like all the others

>>52417519
>>52417527
I said kneel!!!!! But seriously could you kneel and tie my shoes for me? My caloric superiority has left me unable to...

>>52417584
It peaked bigot.

>>52417621
What are you implying cryptobaggie?
The real market doesnt care about btc

>>52417621
I am so tired of you retarded crypto dorks coming in here expecting the stock market to care at all about your beaniebabie / funkopop tier currency

BABA bros
You better hope BRICS doesn't take off and China doesn't invade Taiwan because your stocks are the first thing they'll take to fund their war with

>>52417539
What's the point of fast food if I can't get a meal under $5? The disgusting taste? How will any restaurants survive if all Americans can afford is hard tack and beans thanks to biden?

>>52417660
brics or no brics those chinks aint gonna do shit, they couldn't successfully invade vietnam

>>52417539
>>52417676

>>52417676
Women and fags make 6 figures now to send emails and spend 120% of their income on food and cute clothes

>>52417617
Yes, but the higher prices have to propagate through the supply chain and eventually reach the consumer. We're watching it happen in real time.

>>52417649
Sure Courtney. Want some dark chocolate as well? Ever think of getting velcro shoes and a sponge with a curved stick? Something smells down here and i just cant figure out what it is. Its like a lix between cottage cheese, rotten fish, bo and vodka.

>>52417539
miss that goyslop like you wouldn't believe

>>52417676
There is no point to fast food, that IS the point. You can go to Denny's and get a superior meal for the same price as a combo meal at McDonalds. Taco bell is probably the last fast food place that offers a value anymore.

>>52417660
BABA will go to 300 a share in the next two years

>>52417621
Crypto is a leading indicator, and since it just became known that one of the largest exchanges used their own token as a ponzi and never actually bought or held any crypto their customers purchased the markets are dealing with the fact that the value of BTC is higher than it should be. It's literally not coming back up "in a few days", that's value that's getting wiped out that was fraudulent to begin with. Tether getting dicked killed most of the value because it and chinese junk bonds propped up most of the price, now BTC is taking another haircut because it's unironically overpriced for what it is and the given supply.

Give all this bullshit a few weeks to a month to start contaminating other markets and you've got some fun shit happening and rich fuckers thinking about killing themselves, which is always a great time.

>>52417634
Kek, that and I used to help cut it, plant it, strip it, and hang it. Also top it. I used to come in dirty and with tobacco gum all over my hands.

welp, tomorrow will be a day to watch closely. i'm counting on it going up or at least crab with the reversal being tuesday. if that happens i'll buy more TSLA puts before close tomorrow.

>>52417751
no it fucking isnt

>>52417676
I think one of the hard black pills I have had to swallow watching people in fast food restaurant is that the price actually doesn't matter. Most people aren't budget minded.

Keep in mind Jimmy Johns and Subway both exist and you can literally assemble identical food in your kitchen with extremely low effort.

>>52417209
Holding UVIX and SQQQ bought late last week. Might be negative for another week but holding at least until early December.

>>52417584
Diesel futures are up 1.7% tonight.

>>52417676
Here, I can get a few meals from Hardees for 5.30 or a Little Ceaser's mean for 6.35. Tacobell is still cheap to.

the algos and insitutionals bought up the indices premarket after cpi
then everyone and their mother fomo'd in above them
when the aforementioned smart money starts dumping on retail (this week) it's not going to be pretty

>>52417759
It is tho
L+Cope+Seethe+Dilate

>>52417759
Window jumper videos make me moist.

>>52417634
I tried dip one time. Grizzly wintergreen, when I was drinking. I immediately got I'll. I'm a smoker but I don't know how people chew, it's too much nicotine.

>>52417751
bitcoin is just another risk asset, similar to equities. they move in parallel when risk is sought by investors. one doesn't lead the other.

>>52417770
A footlong sub and a drink is like $15 at subway.. no chips no cookie. It's fucking over

>>52417794
damn you really just used some reddit meme on me, i guess youre right

>>52417817
Crypto is the most volatile and degenerate "major asset class" and is thus the first one impacted when rates go up and money becomes more expensive. Ignoring this is the same level as trying to redefine what a recession is, if you hurry you can probably make it to the white house in time to fellate diaper dan and get a speaking position as an aide.

>>52417546
> tech memes
> Ch*nese scams
what kind of bull shit is this
I'm looking at stuff like:

PKG
HBI
VZ
RIO

And some smaller ones I need to look more closely at.

>>52417621
doesn't matter
Internet Funny Money is going to $0.000000 US dollarinos (ticker: USD)

>>52417842
>subway
>$15
Flying fuck?
Where?

>>52417842
I bought a $150 mini oven for my own toasted subs and it works great, probably already saved money in less than 4 months and it tastes better

>>52417849
>admitting he goes to reddit
You should go back though.

how do i recover from a -50% paper loss

that's more money lost than what i actually contributed to my TFSA so it doesnt feel real yet
but i think i could buy a lot of things with 14 grand even if it is just CAD

>>52417842
And now they priced their wraps as fucking footlongs. I cant walk into a subway anymore without an image of them either fucking over retail or little kids. Plus, they have not had the brownies with the chocolate in the center for like 2 decades now, fuck them. Fuck them right in the subway.

>>52417792
they'll probably wait for a nice resistance to throw their hands up and surrender and down we go about 10%. Inflation hasn't "peaked" it remains elevated even in spite of the fatest fed tightening in history.

>>52417676
>What's the point of fast food if I can't get a meal under $5?

I get to spend 80 min outside the office doing dick all, in a warm building, with unlimited corn syrup drinks.

So I'm watching Rambo first blood for the first time and the plot literally makes no sense. He's a Vietnam vet fresh out of the war and a cop harasses him for "reasons". I thought cops were pro-military. What am I missing?

>>52417890
not to mention biden turned off the oil taps
theres no way inflation goes down when diesel goes up 10 or 20% in a couple of months

>>52417751
>Crypto is a leading indicator
>outing yourself this hard as a clown

>>52417889
ovens. now.

>>52417842
buy a ham on sale and make your own bread, now you've got sandwiches every day for a month for $15

>>52417865
I live in NC. Stopped and got some with this chick on the way back from a trip
>just get something cheap and fast while we are driving
I don't eat fast food ever so I was pretty amazed it was like $27 (and I got a Dasani water) and the little card reader had a recommended tip on it

>biz is blowing up with pink wojaks and seethe threads

uh cash gang is it time yet? We are getting warm now...

> futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52417865
A footlong turkey is unironically $10 and change. The cheapest sub is still the cold cut combo which is mostly bologna which is goy slop, but even that sub is almost $10. Subway is a joke. Not to mention they are mostly owned by pajeets who are penny pinchers on everything.

>>52417908
At least the admin seems able to prevent railway strikes by two more weekiing for two more months for two more years for two more decades for two more centuries until every railway union is dead.

>>52417842
for me, its people paying for delivery fees from doordash on top of those prices. fucking over, indeed

>>52417917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
(Any future attempts to discredit crypto being a leading indicator can reference this post for a response)

>>52417950
dont the strikes start later this month?

>>52417853
I like HBI and PKG thank you anon

>>52417875
You got up there once, you can do it again.

>>52417959
two more weeks
until two more weeks

>>52417903
thats is hollywood CIA mkultra propaganda meant to instill distrust in the cornerstone of our society that is the law.

>>52417923
>>52417947
Damn,guess im lucky im just paying 16$ at chipotle

>>52417735
If BRICS takes off, you can expect a multi-year trend upward until they make that Taiwan move! Wanna try to time it? Might be a good plan. Only because it will be so fucking telegraphed and easily seen from a distance. Just gotta watch the news super closely, local Chinese news in Mandarin and shit. Vloggers. Unless America flips this shit on its head, it's coming.

>>52417903
cops literally shoot homeless veterans every now and then, they're paranoid

I wish you guys had never told me about futures. I'm not even planning on selling anything I hold until a year but now my autistic brain can't stop looking at them and it stresses me out

>>52417757
I believe in you. Going to grab a good amount of SPY puts for Feb.

So crypto goes down and SOXL goes up? I'll take that

>>52418062
Yeah youre addicted now. Time to gamble options

>>52418062
if you don't trade them you just have to stop caring. You will see what you need to see in the morning.

>>52417403

>>52417842
Kek with two thin slices of meat and you have to give the employee a handjob and let him spit on your face first. Is there anything more cucked than subway?
>janny disclaimer: Short SPY, this IS financial advice

>>52418047
Well that makes me sad. Veterans deserve our respect.

>>52417853
name the smaller ones, nigga

>>52417903
They drew first blood not him

>>52418037
Dating is so expensive bros..

>go bowling
$80
>go to cava (basically a Greek Chipotle)
$30
>teehee upscale cocktails
$60

Like I always seal the deal and get puss afterwards but it's so fucking demoralizing.. 10 years ago I could buy $10 bottle of vodka and fuck a 9/10 college bitch for like two days at my apartment.. now a 7/10 chick expects $200 experience to fuck.. it's literally cheaper to buy whores now

>>52417676
These niggas eatin beans.

>>52418135
I'm literally eating rice and beans in corn tortillas

>>52418156
how do you keep corn tortillas hot?

>>52418045
Not sure if they will they have been posturing for years. But if they were gonna now seems like the best time

>>52418101
I know for a fact that's not true, the ones that were drafted into vietnam and korea deserve restitution for the immoral shit we put them through but from then on it's been nothing but retards and parasites. I have a childhood friend who went into the army, faked a medical discharge and now gets a check every year for the rest of her life. I have a cousin who is a literal 180 IQ genius that should be creating wealth in the private sector but instead went into the airforce so he gets paid to not fly jets all day and is going to cash out early with a medical discharge.

>>52417209
NatGasNegros I got beheemed on my BOIL position Friday. Held out tho, I know if I can be patient enough BrapHogs will inherit the earth. See you faggots tomorrow, may the brap be with you.

>>52418127
I'm getting a cabin up in the poconos for some extra kinky christmas sex with a girl

>>52418156
Once, many years ago, I was so broke I had to eat rice and beans for a month. I'm so shell shocked by those days I'm practically jewish with my spending.

>>52417224 (You)
LOL

Shill me some stocks

>>52418176
Can't. They are always lukewarm by the time I eat them. Crisp is important

>>52418127
Pussyflation is out of control. The price of pussy is going to collapse with the advent of japanese sex robots and medical advances that allow more trannies to become passable.
I'm shorting pussy futures right now.
>jannies: buy crude oil

>>52418101
your credit score has increase by 5 points for this post

>>52418063
i've been lucky so far. gotta stay humble though, too many times where i got greedy and end up losing gains. how do you trade options? is it better to buy ITM or OTM? hold until its near expiry or trade them as the price moves?

>>52418202
>poconos
Holy shit I haven't been there since I was a kid... Lake Minisink

>>52418213
ive been buying SU and CNQ since i got my job, but right now i think im just going to build a cash position

with how many shit was red today, won't people be harvesting their tax losses this Christmas?

>>52417751

Crypto market is irrelevant, it's not even a drop in the toilet.

>>52418202
I got a cabin in pigeon forge the other month with a girl. Jacuzzu, pool table. It was beautiful and she was really hot and like 7 years younger than me.

We had sex twice and the trip cost like $700. Post nut clarity I don't even know if it was worth it... I could have bought so many options with that $ that 2xd last week

>>52418215
that is kind of the conclusion I reached. Might as well just turn them into chips.

>>52418213
SOXL

>>52418213
JEPI, seems like a better savings account than in a bank. so long as the price doesn't move too wildly, i will continue to buy it until the fed decides to lower rates again. big thanks to the anon that did his research on it and summed it up a few days ago, that info really reinforces my decision to invest in it.

>>52417337
Fuck China. We shouldn’t trade with dictators, we should drone strike them and liberate their people

>>52418213
Boeing (puts)
Soxl (puts)
Jnug (puts)
Labu (puts)

inb4 the opening dip gets bought up in the first 30 minutes of the day

>>52418202
Based I live near the poconos and drive up every year.

>>52418313
just means retail is slurping when big boys are selling. wont hold.

>>52417676
Takeout is way more cost and nutritionally effective, fast food stays afloat due to horrendously obese people. Those asians might be cooking cats but I'll eat their food before I ever pay $10 for McDicks.

I know a guy who's down $300k on TSLA but still hodls. He was giving me shit last year becauase I was actively trading which is gambling, whereas he put all his money in a single stock and refuses to sell which makes him an "investor" and therefore a cut above.

>>52418213
BABA

>>52418288
Does JEPQ just seem like a better value right now or am I missing something?
Seems like comparable dividends with lower NAV atm

>>52418353
You know every American-style Chinese restaurant sources its food from the same factories. They come frozen in pre-packed bags and they just throw them into the pan for a few minutes

>>52418193
Now days yes I can see that, but people who got drafted were only offered two choices, fight or face prison. That's a raw deal. But I have a lot of friends and acquaintances that served in the military and you're mostly right about them milking gibs. One of my close friends did very well on the testing but chose to be a truck driver in Iraq which at the time was one of the most dangerous jobs over there during that time. He told me a story about one time some UN foreigner nigger got his head crushed and died because he was too stupid to get out of the way when I truck was backing up to dock. That was pretty disturbing. He was in the national guard but volunteered to do 2 tours because the money was good. He's definitely off a bit because of it. I have another friend that was in the Marines, he served in infantry. He refuses to talk about anything that went on in Iraq, but I know he killed people. He got a tattoo with 8 skulls on his arm and I know what that means. He is severely mentally damaged from having to kill people he doesn't know because the government told him to. He's genuinely never been the same since. War truly is hell.
>>52418228
Yeah yeah yeah, I get that's the popular opinion on 4chan but these people put there lives on the line which is more than any of us can say.

>>52418359
You shouldn't care what idiots think about you anon. Just stop talking to him. Every relationship is parasitic at worst or symbiotic at best. This is the truth of the world.

>>52418363
Covered calls limit the upside. If you are bullish on tech just buy fucking nasdaq lmao. I use covered call ETFs on banks because banks are stable and you also get the dividends on top of capital gains and option contracts.

>>52418235
I wish I had any idea where I want to go. It's like 150-250$ a night.
>>52418271
My trip is probably gonna cost $1500. It'll be a 5 day trip though and I am taking a car from Virginia up. It's going to be incredibly expensive. HOWEVER, she seems to really like me and wants to spend time with me all the time which is more than most women who have relationship ADHD.

>>52418270
Doesn't matter, as it stands crypto is largely just used institutionally as collateral to post for other transactions or swaps/cd's. Prices of crypto going down means less collateral, means prices for other securities have to come down to prevent insolvency, and then it's just a pachinko game of musical chairs until the ones with the most money and sense remain. If I've said it once I've said it a million times, crypto is a leading indicator and it shits the bed before anything else does.

>>52418276
If I'm dying for a snack, I make chips or I buy a big bag of popcorn kernels and make fucking seasoned popcorn on the stove.

Fucking $4.59 for a bag of chips at the store. Fat habits aren't worth it anymore. $15 for a submarine sandwich (fuck you) I'll build my own with a baguette for $2.50 and bagged breaded chicken.

All these hacks are necessary for poor fats likem e

guys....

im scared its gonna be red tomorrow
bitcoin leading the way
USD getting stronger in forex trading

prepare for some pullback from the megapump last week

>>52418209

Many years ago I was so broke I only had one potato per day to eat, and I was working a manual labour job. They had instant soup in the break hall which was my other source of nutrition.

Then I tried to survive off porridge alone. By the end of the week I was shitting logs of concrete.

I'm still a spendthrift, but then when it comes down to it I remember "oh right, I have money"

>>52418391
speak for yoursef office nigger i work in one of the most dangerous jobs on the planet. I've seen dudes get mangled and i don't cry about it

>>52418440
But what if it pumps more?

>>52418102
Bear in mind I haven't looked that closely at these yet. Also I'm not using the tickers because fuck retail frontrun algos.

> LS Starrett - US-based tools manufacturing, could benefit from re-shoring
> Hudson Pacific Properties - their common stock is probably dogshit but their bonds are getting to 8% yield. These guys are a corporate office REIT specializing in California (lmao) which is why the'yre in the shitter. There are other sketchier RETs too at 10% and above, caveat emptor of course.
> Frontier Communications - they are probably just gonna go bankrupt again. but if they don't. then the stock will probably moon.

>>52418424
>nice to you to get a $1500 trip

Wow she sounds like a real princess man. Not like other girls at all. Get her drunk and ask her if she wants to do butt stuff. Have fun man

>>52418450
maybe you should, seems like it's made you bitter holding into that trauma.

>futures

>>52418458
god JPow is so handsome

>>52418450
What do you do for a living? Not everyone that joins the military is mentally prepared to do what needs to be done. But I applaud them for doing it.

>>52418490
No homo he's got some pretty eyes.

>>52418467
it is horrendously expensive for airbnbs. I tried finding some in towns and those are still 100$ a night.

>>52418471
well its about time a fedboy gave me some therapuetic advice. Some of you glowies are allright, don't go to the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building tomorro

>>52418363
JEPQ is basically just QQQ but run by JPM on both ends of the buy/sell side, if i'm going to paraphrase what that certain anon explained. tech is going to go down hard with these interest rate hikes because most of those companies relied heavily on the free money. JEPI is just SPY, so while its still invested in some tech stocks, its also got other stocks in health, utilities and something else i forgot. the important thing is, can JEPQ manage to keep that high dividend even in a downturn? if so, i don't see why it wouldn't be a good buy like JEPI

>>52418484
Is he okay?

>Futures
(a little bit down but mostly flat)

>>52418212
>>52417224

>>52418447

Oh lol, I just realised spendthrift means the opposite of what I always thought it meant. Never mind me, am retarded.

>>52418466
Why not just buy tips etf for 8% yield instead? The RE implosion has only begun downside risk is there and tips I see doing well for a while

>>52417224
Crypto, more like, your money goes to O

>>52418540
yeah I agree with your assessment. If you want to buy a covered call etf and you are thinking in terms of "value" you are doing it wrong. You are buying stability, which a sector based ETF kind of cannot. The only reason I chose bank covered call ETF is that Apple is still a massive chunk of the s&p 500, and i dont like that when I'm already in 2x nasdaq

I'm going to dump some money into some Psilocybin stocks for when canada inevitably legalises Psilocybin therapy nation wide

>>52418554
He didnt lose his boots.

>>52418594
That is a super common mistake. I saw an article on Marketwatch the other day the author called Warren Buffett a spendthrift because he eats McDonalds. That isn't exactly wrong because that shit is like a $15 meal now, but still.

>>52418618
I have 1% in my portfolio in psychedelic etf. It was up 30% and now down 20%. Waiting for it to either go to zero or quadruple.

>>52418554
You ain't a real nigga until you've given yourself a head injury on snow.

>futures

>>52418618
Psilocybin is legit but biotech stocks are not. They will dilute and sell against you forever.

>>52418612
Please share the ticker of bank covered call ETF, I might put a lot of money here remembering what JPOW said

Do you guys think we are in the end times? kek

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/were-facing-collapse-everything-michael-snyder-warns-end-times

>>52418657
They used a stunt double, her hair is different after

>>52418699
holy shit is that a heckin' zerohedge article predicting a market crash???

AAAAAAA MOMS GONNA FREAK
SELL SELL SELL

>>52417584
expect diesel to get even worse if the railroad strikes happen in December

>>52418612
i bet you're ready for the banks to get bailed out again.

>>52418699
more people need to be medicated

>>52418699
Nah, assholes have been declaring the end of civilization since it began.

>>52418689
I'm Canadian and use BANK.to
I actually can't find one for america, which is super weird to me.

>>52418490
You just know he has been drowning in pussy his whole life

holy shit leafs what did i miss on friday

>>52418825
>pussy

>>52418807
Its only natural.

>>52418735
Is it too late to buy gold in my IRA?

>>52418699
No the world cabal always manages to find more road to kick the can down on

>>52418857
The decline of Spurdoposting saddens me.

>>52418857
oh fuck it's you

>>52418807
and numerous civilizations have collapsed since they began so youre not making a good point.

>>52418699
Real-deal "Ron Paul was right" tier endtimes? No. "Holy shit the free money is gone what're we gonna do!!1111;;1l!" hard recession into multi-year depression endtimes? Abso-fucking-lutely and it's been coming for 90 years, boomers successfully kicked the bond can until it was far enough away they'd mostly be dead before it mattered, shit's gonna suck dick and we're gonna have another world conflict within the decade almost as a guarantee.
>Zerohedge
Literally KGB propaganda, anyone that reads it is terminally retarded.

>>52418863
I like zerohedge but you’ve got to be aware they’re always doomsaying and the doomsaying is usually wrong

>>52418910
Shit we survived that Bronze Age episode.

>>52418883
Whats wrong?

>>52418939
those pics, I have ptsd

>>52418939
Lord help me, I would.

>>52418599
because you can't hold an ETF to maturity
again for REITs I'm only looking at the bonds

>>52418265
SU bro. I think your port was on here a few days ago. I'm gonna be real. With 6fig hell in reach for you you should probably put at least like 50% of your port in boomer shit like indices, cash, or short-term bonds. Oil has been tremendous and I'm bullish on it too, but you're very concentrated and you're at the point where a total loss would be demoralizing and take a long time to earn back. Commodities extraction is not an easy business and when these stocks go down they do not go down slowly - I have been watching one of my pennyshit miners (SMTS) go down after a mudslide + locals protesting shutting down the mine and just glad it was 1% and not 10%, 50%, 100% of my port. Not trying to FUD you just letting you know, at the port size you're approaching, a different strategy may be in order based on the time to earn back losses from income.

>>52418910
when societies collapse something better takes over. when you see people like this around it's time for a reset

>>52418918
Yeah people don’t realise what a shitshow the bond market is and the harbinger it is. If you’re a boomer and you didn’t sell all your shit and sail off into the sun you’re retarded.

>>52418957
Meds, now

>>52418998
oh you aren't him. thank God.

>>52418938
Sure humanity survived but the hitites didn't. If america collapses the rest of the world is too lazy and stupid to keep things going without us. "People" will survive but that's about it

I can't wait to go all in GDXD this week. Think we got 1-2 days of green before it tanks.

>>52418265
>>52418965
why not buy HEU.TO like a real nigga?

>>52419013
Im just me, i dont have the webm's of the elephants eating dinner saved.

>>52418843
>Analysts were expecting revenue of $594.8 million and earnings of $0.17 per share
>Revenue was up 26% in the quarter to $666.7 million, and net loss ballooned to $195.2 million, or $0.29 per share. Adjusted net earnings fell 25% to $73.5 million, or $0.11 per share.
Revenues go up, expenses go up faster.

>>52419039
>i dont have the webm's

>>52419052

Bros I just got my second beer in a row the tab just ripped off and didn't open the mouth. Fuckin hell and I'm a Ball shareholder.

>>52419069
>drinking the liquid jew
good goy

>>52419067
Imagine how loose his boipussy is.

>>52419069
HES GONNA PIVOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

>>52419032
>leveraged
>sector ETF
no.

>>52419094
Beer has been a greater friend to humanity than Jews have been.

>>52418636
Look to weed stocks to see your future.

>>52419106
Thats a female..... i think....

>>52419136
weed stocks were billions of dollars with no revenue and severely over valued, these are shitty penny stocks. they are pre-pump. get in now before the retards do

>>52419094
>>52419122
these image AIs are getting out of control

>>52418974
>>52418974
maybe but you die along with them so its not like youre the one who is going to see and benefit from a better world without people like that so why would you want that?

>>52419188
>88 get
Yes. Even the machines know.

>>52419163
Nah im gonna stick with oil. Dec 5th plus rate hike slowdowns are going to be a hoot.

>>52418235
>>52418202
My guns are stored there while I live in cucked Europe for a few years. Pocono Gunkeepers.

>>52419261
What's happening on dec 5th?

>>52419032
i actually just deleveraged off oil earlier this month
the downside risk is just too high now unlike 1-2 years ago, and tfsa contribution room is too valuable for that kind of risk

unbelievable that we can trade options/leverage tax-free though and i still have like 60k+ contribution room i haven't been able to use yet since i was in school for too long

>>52419197
I mean, how much worse can it get?

>>52419309
A lot worse.

>>52419293
Official start to the oil embargo/price cap nonsense. Russians are threatening not to sell, and will likely see their production decline 2mbpd over next year.

>>52419301
if you earn enough they actually will tax you.

>chinks are pumping

>>52418636
>>52418618
Oh yeah, I actually had a similar idea. What's the ticker?

>>52419354
out-fucking-standing

>>52419360
Oh yeah, chinese stimmies coming up. They have quietly been stockpiling oil in anticipation of dialing back their full retard stance on covid.

>>52419359
thats only if you're abusing it like a business, you don't actually hear about it that much other than a few cases in the news where the dude was literally daytrading in a TFSA abusing the lax settlement rules, considering the TFSA is a nonmargin account

at this point plenty of TFSAs are 7-figures if not 8-figures after the massive bullruns the past decade, assuming they managed to protect their capital this year of course
i remember some dude gloating about his 1m+ TFSA in redflagdeals thanks to Tesla, though last i read in the forums i think he said he's back to 6 figs lol (still obviously impressive for a TFSA of course)

>>52418450
Yeah my platoon mates were pretty broken up about having to shoot kids in Iraq, some would cry at times. It was because the kids were running ammo to and other supplies to adults in a fire fight and would not desist after repeated warnings in Arabic. They would talk about it often since there physiologist told them it would help.

>>52419437
I don't think they announced the end of zero covid? it's just everybody assumes they scrap it in March next year or something

>>52417209
>i could literally live at home for free if i just went to college
>the college is free
>i just smoke weed instead


r8 my life chocies

For someone who is primarily interested in dividends, should I invest in VYM or SCHD?

>>52418803
More men need benis bills and less bimbo bills

>>52419462
They are talking down the suggestion that they are reopening, while boosting oil imports. Saying one thing to get a deal, while doing the oppposite. Chang know's how to manipulate markets too.

>>52418771
I believe their futures are already up 2% tonight. Might be looking at the wrong future instrument though.

>>52419476
invest in high risk foreign dividends in asia

>>52419442
lmao fags

>>52419475
i wouldnt have learned so much about personal finance if i wasn't in school when covid quarantine happened

i collected like cad$10k in free coronabux to gamble in 2020 just because i lost my part time job
i got fucking full-time min wage money just because i lost my part time job (once a week) to quarantine while i was a student poorfag

go for it, just make sure to study the right things

>>52419441
Nah they'll go after anyone who makes high risk trades and earns money. Especially options traders. Dont be surprised to see derivatives be banned in TFSAs in the next 5 years.

>>52419507
When I say worse, I mean diesel supply shortages

>>52419491
Is being right worth losing money though

>futures

>>52419568
>Dont be surprised to see derivatives be banned in TFSAs in the next 5 years.
cmon is this just another flavor of "TFSAs going to be discontinued in the next 5 years"

you forget that these tax sheltered accounts are essentially tax cuts for rich people
heck, we're getting another tax shelter account next year (TFHSA), though it's really just another flavor of the RRSP. Wish we just got a bigger TFSA contribution (well we did, irrc it's $6.5K next year)
thats precisely why they're going to stay, they fuck over poor people who cant even max out a TFSA let alone an RRSP

>>52419666
>those digits
>that webm
my god...

>>52419725
then why did trudeau reduce it from 10k to 5.5k.

>>52419666
Checked.

>>52419476
Can someone answer my question for real please

>>52419630
i haven't lost money since september. i've simply been more careful.

>>52419613
We already are.

Where do I read more on chinese economic news? i'm hearing there's a bailout of sorts but want to know the deets.

>>52419476
Looking at their yields and YTD growth numbers, I'd say Vanguard. Fucking Bogleheads working there know all this shit. They chose well during a recession. Fuck the expense ratio--I'm not even checking. (But I would before I buy)

>>52419666
the one in the middle so ugly the filter just completely removed her

>>52419782
USA sucks for dividends. Canada is much better as our government props up oligarchies. If you want some divies, grab ens.to it's Enbridge dividends plus covered calls on enbridge stock that doesnt really move.

>>52419831
Bloomberg is the best for economic news
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-13/china-plans-property-rescue-as-xi-surprises-with-policy-shifts

No matter what happens, God will be my shepard. In this life, the next, or in-between, scoopsies will be mine forever. He's a sweet bb boy. I need him in my life and I will follow God's blessing to fulfill my destiny.

https://youtu.be/mBrE2BmV8Cc
https://youtu.be/mBrE2BmV8Cc
https://youtu.be/mBrE2BmV8Cc

>>52419861
Argentina is pretty great for dividends.

>>52419476
Also Schwab has some weird holdings in their pocket. Like what the f are we doing here. Pepsi? Merck? Meanwhile Vanguard is doing the obvious big dick energy moves holding Home Depot, JP Morgan, Exxon, Bank of America. The team at Schwab is trying to be cute, which normally I try to be, but I'm not the one who makes money.

>>52419725
>they fuck over poor people who cant even max out a TFSA let alone an RRSP
I only have 20k in my TFSA and haven't even set up an RRSP. On the one hand it feels like I'll never catch up. On the other, I'm doing much better than most others (who don't have a house or debt)

>>52419747
Aren't annual TFSA contributions pegged to inflation?

>>52419892
Argentine securities need an 80% yield to beat its inflation rate

>>52419892
argentine securities and bonds pay out in argentine pesos
which rug by 75% every single year

>>52419905
No, it was 5.5k flat since inception until 2015, when it was temporarily raised to 10k by harper, then trudeau said fuck poor people and cut it so we had to pay taxes again

>>52418594
>>52418635
Schizo theory: Our brains cross wires between "spendthrift" and "skinflint".

>>52419747
it was 10k for a single year, it was only 5.5k the year before

it was too blatant even people who dont invest could see how it didnt actually benefit poorer people.. and this was before investing became widely mainstream in canada prior to the 2018 weed bullrun

but lol trudeau is a politician, he's two-faced just like anyone else, and it's a wonder he's still the prime minister after all the conflict-of-interest scandals

>>52419156
>female

Crypto getting heemed means dark red open tomorrow.

>>52419952

It has "thrift" in it, so it must mean "spend thrifty"

That's how I saw it

>>52419996
Crypto does not fucking matter at all

>>52419666
im deathly afraid of this no cap

>>52420001
Oh yeah, that too. Probably some trolling kids in the 1600's fucked with the meaning and we've just kept the meme going.

>>52419930
>>52419914
You purchase using American dollars so you get to use your big strong dollar to buy more. Some anon was explaining this side. Argentinian stocks have done quite well.

>>52419996
I think boomer stocks will be fine. at least half the money exiting crypto will soon be diverted into the traditional markets

>>52420015
I wish this were true but do you know how many companies jumped on the "invest your spare cash in FTX" train.

>>52420053
>implying cryptards are going to put money into indexes
those subhumans will just put it into something equally as retarded like japanese penny stocks

>>52420049
You're speculating on the Argentine peso by proxy of their stocks. Your buying power might be strong but once your position is open you are effectively shorting the DXY

>>52420061
OH MY HECKIN GOD THEY PUT 0.1% OF THEIR PORTFOLIO INTO FTX, IT'S OVER. CRYPTO IS GONNA BLACK SWAN US ALL
SELL SELL SELL

>>52418577
Uh why does she have horns outta the top of her head? She the devil?. Sexy devil.. I'd sin for her..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52419122
Thế handle on that jug turning into a stream of water trips me out.

Which AI makes these things btw

>>52420075
Not much can be done about the DXY chicks. The whole world has committed to fighting the fed.

>>52420091
the caps lock and tryharding makes you look like a reddit faggot

>>52420015
It's been a fairly consistent indicator for the past year.

>>52420119
stable diffusion img2img

>>52420061
its really a drop in the bucket, its the crypto baggies like Tom Brady and Kevin O'Leary that are really the losers.

When the market opens I'm going to put $7.5k into SNDL, FSM, PEP, and AMZN. Whaddya think?

>>52420174
this is cope

>>52420120
To emphasize the point -- BOJ is currently 3.75% behind the curve on fed hikes. They just re-iterated they will maintain easing today and their currency has strengthened still from its lows.

>>52420201
the entire market cap of crypto is 1/3 of Apple

Kek, U.S and China have in person talks tomorrow. Biden and Xi will talk about Tawain among other things.

>>52420201
you're a fucking retard, we've been pumping during all of this

>>52420223
so what youre saying is since apple is 30% of the s&p500, we flash crash 10% tomorrow with breakers. got it. just put live savings into puts. thanks!

>>52420015
>live in asia with asian wife
>she is really pretty but were not as young as we used to be
>go to restaurant with friends and her
>the waitress is legit one of the most beautiful girls ive ever seen, probably about 20, elven features, skinny body, soft and pale skin, flat chest but bubble butt
>can barely keep my eyes off her but I try
>ask her for a coke cause i ran out
>she brings me a cold one instead of warm like the male waiter did
>joke to my friends son that I like her much better cause the coke is cold
>she hears me say i like her and stops to listen, turns really red and kind of scurries away
>fuck dude
I will never cheat on my wife but sometimes it hurts no cap

>>52420223
your point?

>>52420245
have you even been noticing the noticing?

>>52420246
is this supposed to be funny? you need ADHD meds

>>52420223
Yeah, and the all-time trendline for the shit and piss five hundred gorillion would put it at about 2100. Crypto prices are easily manipulated by institutional players, they use this easy to manipulate collateral to back positions. When crypto takes a fat shit because "oh no markets bad interest rate hikes bad j-pow said he's going to rape my butt until the whole room smells like nothing but sweaty butt and it's been going on so long hoping for a pivot is infirmary levels of delusion and all the CEXy exchanges are being made to face the wall" then it spills out into broader shit that matters beyond whether or not some fatass greaseball can keep a short or long open and some neets can afford groceries that month off their staking rewards.

Crypto is a leading indicator. Anyone saying otherwise is on the strongest copium man can produce.

>>52420264
I get that. Women flee from me all the time as well.

>>52420301
This is bobo cope, institutions dumped Crypto months ago, its all just baggots and swingies now. Only contagion that could happen is ARKK tanking more because Cathie yolo'd into COIN.

>>52420372
>>52420372
>>52420372
new
>>52420372
>>52420372
>>52420372
new

>The global crypto market cap is $805.73B
AMZN is at 1T after -50% ytd
anons itt think lunch money matters to stock market

>>52417936
So soon?

>>52420367
Ma'am(Sir) this is a Wendy's, not a dilator retailer.

>>52417584
Inflation is an antisemitic conspiracy theory chud

>>52420382
The stock market is heavily weighted towards the top. the top 10 stocks are as big as the next 50.

>>52417527
i want to see her penis if you know what i mean

>>52420070
>soxl calls

Any fellow smg bros feeling smug about the entire crypto situation?