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52415311 No.52415311 [Reply] [Original]

>inflates and deflates everyday
>price hasn't changed for decades
why aren't we using Costco hotdogs as currency?

>> No.52415346

>>52415311
because there inherent value is gained by eating them

>> No.52415354

>>52415346
I don't think so

>> No.52415364

>>52415311
jesus. they really put that much onion on there?

>> No.52415382

>>52415311
they sell them at a loss, same as their chicken

>> No.52415398

>>52415311
I wonder how long you can freeze them for

>> No.52415426

>>52415311
The theft will continue until humanity as a collective decides it’s enough, simple as.

>> No.52415437

>>52415364
no, they give it to you plain and have onion/condiments stations where you put it on yourself

>> No.52415443

>>52415364
Not enough
>>52415311
Because they are literally losing money at that price but they do it to keep people in

>> No.52415451
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52415451

>>52415311
I ate three of these in one sitting once

>> No.52415509

>>52415311
>Kirkland
lol
lmao

>> No.52415546

>>52415443
>Because they are literally losing money at that price but they do it to keep people in
lol wrong

>> No.52415585

>>52415443
just eat an onion like an apple if it tastes that good to you.

>> No.52415606
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52415606

The pizza there is fucking good as fuck

But they ask you for your membership card now so you can’t buy it without one

>> No.52415639

>>52415606
i thought they didn't even let the riff raff in the door without membership cards.

>> No.52415665

>>52415311
they sure put a lot of onions and relish on that thing
is that the way you guys eat your hot dogs?

>> No.52415670

>>52415606
Yeah, 10 bucks for an 18 inch pizza ain't bad at all

>> No.52415677

>>52415606
The one near me doesn’t ask for a membership card to buy pizza. Only to walk in and to use the checkout line to buy products. To get in I just follow a white family closely so I look like I’m with them. Then I go and order a whole pizza for 9.99. Better than any fast food pizza joint around .

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52415696

Because the founders keep the punk ass executives in check

>> No.52415719

>>52415639
Nah, you just walk in the exit past the receipt checking line and they let you buy at the food kiosk without a membership.

>> No.52415722

>>52415606
I was curious so I went to my credit card history and looked up charges of 10.65, which is the cost of a Costco pizza. I have bought 113 Costco pizzas in the last 18 months.

>> No.52415736

>>52415437
They removed the onion and relish from the condiment station ever since covid

>> No.52415751
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52415751

>>52415722
holy based

>> No.52415784

>>52415722
Papa... Is that you?

>> No.52415844

>>52415784
Nah that averages out to about 4.78 pizzas per 30 days. The master himself claimed 40 in 30 days. I kneel.

>> No.52415854

>>52415382
Nah, slightly more than breaking even which is a major problem for everyone higher up except the co-founder. The suits want to be raking in the kind of profits ball park hotdogs are.

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52415860

>>52415784
R E C K O N I N G

>> No.52415872

>>52415382
came to post this, I think everything in the food court is sold at a loss just to keep peoples kids from being annoying, same with samples

>> No.52415882

>>52415364

i only put ketchup and relish. they removed onion dispenser at most costcos.

>> No.52415914

>>52415882
>only put ketchup and relish
i put on mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, chili and cheese

>> No.52415915

>>52415844
>>52415784
Fuck, did my math wrong. It's about 6 pizzas per month. Still way below John.

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52415933

>>52415451
Based

>> No.52416024

>>52415914

mustard and relish taste nasty together, i dont why this is a thing and people like you should be exterminated.

>> No.52416184

>>52415854
The suite know this is a loss leader. They know parents will shop there with their kids so they can buy them cheap pizza and dogs while they go buy 20lbs of chicken and a lifetime supply of coffee and what not. They make their money back easily because the cheap food brings more people in that might otherwise just shop at a local grocery store.

>> No.52416213

>>52416184
You say this yet they've tried to raise the price multiple times.

>> No.52416371
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52416371

>>52416184
>know this is a loss leader
perhaps you'll know what CDCSI is on AS400 and why it'll tell you you're talking out of your ass.

>> No.52416391

>>52415736
Just the onions, the relish is still there

>> No.52416406

>>52415311
That just means they're high-margin goyslop that costs pennies to produce. The large amount of headroom means that they can keep the price the same even with hyperinflation. Same with other garbage like soda.

>> No.52416427

>>52416371
why the fuck do retailers still use AS400, shit makes no sense.

>> No.52416467

>>52416427
it's fast as fuck

>> No.52417568

>>52415639
In Hawaii the food courts are usually outside.

>> No.52417799

>>52415696
Based and hotdog-pilled

>> No.52418039

>>52415882

i dont eat gross things
and animal flesh is for peasants