/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5236777
comfy guy reporting in

WTF MY BITCOIN BETTER GO TO 100K LIKE WE ALL ASSUMED IT WOULD.

POST HERE IF YOU JUST GOT YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN

>>5236777
Why BTC over BCH?

EVERYONE QUICK!!! FOMO INTO BCC!!!!

>>5236834

Why indeed.

>>5236834
daily reminder:
>wenn zwei sich streiten
>freut sich der Dritte
not necessarily bitbean though... but you get the picture.

Pmsl that the entire crypto market is now decided by normiebase.

Is there anything they don't ruin?

>normiebase adds BCH before segwit support
It's like they're trying to fuck everyone

>>5236777
MY ALTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck me.

I'm all in on Bitcoin. It's going to crash isn't it?

>>5236845
Bitconnect?

IT ALL RETURNS
TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>5237222
BCH is easy gains for the next few hours

>>5237292
There's zero chance I'm risking that

>>5237222
the same brother the same

i said i was going down with the Bitcoin ship and i meant it.

bury me with my three buttcoins lads

>>5237292
BCH is also literally /scam/ then crash everytime.

>>5237222
It's already down to $16,100.

Should I buy Ethereum right now?

BITCOIN CRASHING LIKE A ROCK

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

>>5237370
Yes. solid long term investment.

>>5237370
No. Invest in rope because it's going to be in high demand.

Portfolio is 80% BTC. Feels bad man

>>5237406
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g&index=9&list=RDAeTgx_pj6m8

Tfw all my buttcoins are stuck in unconfirmed limbo

Literally fucking kill me

jesus christ litecoin, ethereum and bitcoin taking a hit. Is it gonna go back up or is this truly a market crash?

>>5237292
>>5237324
>>5237346
this. I don't go into shitcoins, even if it's tempting. Besides I would have to trade my alts for bitcoins first.. ewwwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>5237406
LMAO

>You may only reply to this if you sold all of your BTC at over 17k and LTC at over $360.

>>5237475
no people are jsut getting their money there out to buy bch and dump it, eth and ltc are gonna recover

>>5236777
Ha. I hedged my btc by getting an equal amount of bch a few weeks back when it was cheap. Best move yet.

>>5237506
>IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
nah, only bitcoin and all the shitcoins... the good altcoins will be fine. no doubt.

>can't sell because of GDAX being run on a fucking toaster

>>5237421
I laugh only because the other option is to cry. I've got $6,300 of buttcoins that doesn't settle until 12/23. It's already down to 4,700. That's on top of the losses I've already incurred on my normal BTC holdings.

>>5237475
It'll recover by the new year

>>5236777
please tell me it's going to go back up...

Fuck down to $14,000

>>5237548
such is the life of crypto, i went all in eth. this trash made my eth crash. LEAVE MY ETH ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

am scared

Fuck it, I am on this ship with by little bit of BTC until it is worth $0. nofux

>everyone is switching into BCH
>still need to cash out in Bitcoin
Huh... Bitcoin is going to crash down to 8k and then rally back up next week after pump and dump is complete, isn't it?

Yo my dick is reeeeeeeaaaalllll fucking small right now

>>5237594
yes

>went back up to 17k in a few seconds

Looks like Ver's latest flippening attempt has failed

i'm a fucking poorfag nocoin uni student/wage slave

should i buy $250 of ripple

Bought XRP at 0.41, still gonna hold. Thoughts?

Goodbye 1k in a matter of minutes

Too sad to wojack
Crying thread go

This is it. Today will be the last day I'll be on this earth. It's over. All my money into BTC and it's stuck in confirmation hell while it fucking goes on a nosedive.

>>5237665
HODL that market will somewhat stabilize tomorrow
FUCK BIT COINS THO, AWAY WITH THEM

ETH FOR LIFE

I-I think it’s over, r-right?

>Bitcoin goes up 12% in a day
>nobody says anything
>Bitcoin goes down 15%
>end of the world
yeah, no. I'm holding this shit. If anything this will scare off the normies and end up being a good thing.

>>5236777
roger ver and his cronies should be laid out and shot on the street like the conmen they are

>>5236777

bitcoin cash added to coinbase, look.

>bithumb offline for a couple of minutes
>bitcoin crashes

really makes you think

You needed hands of steel to survive that. Nobody do anything stupid. It will be better tomorrow.

>>5236874
fick dich alter. du hurensohn

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

f

>>5237462

it just shot up by 2% again

>>5236777
Jesus all these people panicking need to grow some damn balls and ride it out.

tfw missed the ultimate dip

It's all going to be ok right?

>>5237720
It's just getting started. Normies can't even buy BCH yet on coinbase. The true nosedive will probably start tomorrow morning.

>>5237773
hihi, enjoy the ride, du saupreiss

a-atleast my starting investment was only 25€ that I turned into 30k€

Only 25€ lost r-right

Cryptocurrency is stupid

>>5237816
Don’t scare me, anon.

>>5236777
Bless your 777 heart, Anon.
Thank you for providing us with refuge during the storm.

Everyone with at least $10,000 in crypto right now is going to be a millionaire next year.

Stay safe.

>>5237786
It was just Ver trying to trick the market into collapsing. Look at BCH there's a fucking 4k buy wall obviously set up by Ver.

He's a sad pathetic little man and he will fail as always.

im not falling for this again, HODLing all my BTC, ETH, LTC and ADA no matter what.

If you fags are too scared to hold btc, the safest of all cryptos, you might not be cut out for this game

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BOUGHT THE TOP OF BITCOIN CASH
I LOST 20.000$ in seconds

>>5237879
how can people place orders if you can't do so on coinbase yet?

>>5237948
probably through the API

did this just snap from .29 to .18 on trex with lag?

>>5237856

are you not having fun?

lel I'm going to buy the dip on Thursday
it'll go back up

STOP SELLING ALTS, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.

>>5237927
tfw when i just bought the fuck out of the btc mini crash instead of buying bitcoin cash

the normie stampede hasn't even started yet, it's going to keep going down tommorow

Nice just bought 100k

>>5236777
THIS WILL TEACH YOU FUCKERS FOR CALLING ME A NO COIN KEK. NOW WHOS THE KEK FUCKERS

>>5237975
No way. this looks fucky

which dip should i buy
btc or eth

>>5238023
No, normies will pump

>New bitcoin valued at that price? Wow better get in early

>>5238002

That's the spirit, bch is a scam

You would not believe the normies I work with, they love ripple "because it's cheaper"

>>5237992
>STOP SELLING ALTS, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.
Don't listen to this guy. Keep selling them! Go all in on BCH and save your gains!

>>5236777

I'm in. Got terabytes of movies, shows, educational shit, music, and books/audiobooks. Got guns and 3 months of food.

>>5238081
lol you stupid faggot theyre going to see a massive drop and get scared

Just lost $300 in les than fifteen minutes. Think im gona end it. RiPcoin

>>5237992
Nah keep selling, you don't want to lose everything do you?

OH MY GOD BITCOIN IS FINISHED!!!!

MORE PROFITABLE TO MINE BITCOIN CASH!!!!!!

http://fork.lol

>>5238072

both, obviously

>>5236777
WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CANT WAKE UP WAKE ME UP AND SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm happy I'm in REQ and ETH right now. Even though REQ got REQt the last 24hrs

>>5238111
>>5238165
It’s already rebounding you literal faggots. Fucking goddamn people are stupid.

Put all monies in Mattress Coin. Lift up, place monies under and sleep tight.

>>5238072
define dip
If whole currency can crash 30% with no survivors why should this come back?

panic sold my small amount of BTC at low-point and then the thickest green candle fucked my ass

Niggas,

We haven't seen this kind of paid shill attack since segwit2x, I can smell pajeets everywhere (it smells like poo)

Are we about to see btc break out over 30k after this institutional money pumps bch and eth?

Any shill watchers have any theories on what's going down?

>>5237778
Not high enough BPM for this kind of happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW6d4sTLNQY

WHEN IS RIPPLE GOING ON COINBASE?

>>5237370

I already did so you better join me, anon.

>>5238338
>he bought into the meme

AHAHAHAH

HELLO THERE
THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE
THE SHADOW IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MORGUE

All this "free" Bcash money that was locked up in coinbase is going to flow straight into BTC and alts. Trust

Should I sell off my one BTC and go all in to LTC? I only have 23 LTC right now.

https://blockchain.info/unconfirmed-transactions

REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER

bitcoin crash amirite lmao

>>5238399
never underestimate btc

>>5238338
probably never. it was just a rumor hence why it pumped so hard. now its going back to $0.24 where it belongs

Oh man it's so easy to make gains in this chaos

>>5237267
tumbling down, tumbling down

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

I just exchanged my 0.091 BTC to 0.48022 BCH. did I fuck myself?

>>5236829
i made 10% gains
literally shitty though. i could have easily 50% if i was more greedy

>>5238503
yes. you're retarded and you FOMO'd

>>5237771
Please

>>5238304
1. Armstrong clues in Ver + Jihan that BCH trading is dropping soon.
2. They spam mempool, pajeets shill "muh feets" and slowly sell BTC, buy BCH.
3. Announcement. Commence BCH pump and dump.
4. I feed all three of them feet first into a wood chipper.

What the hell is going home? I just got home and I've lost $4000.

Bcashers will be BTFO like we have never seen before once everyone on coinbase dumps their Bcash to buy the btc dip. It's going to be the biggest Just'ing we have seen thus far.

Do I buy the dip?

>tfw you always miss out on pumps

Fuck, I could be a millionaire by now if I could sit at my computer all day.

>>5238549
Do it slowly my friend, iron hands!

>>5238603
Buy the ETH dip, BTC is compromised

>>5238603
Fuck yeah you buy the dip. Basic trading rule #1.

>>5238603
Yes. If you want to be safer buy half now and half in 12 hours regardless of price. You will regret missing this dip.

After this dip, btc will slam through 22k no problem. Dip may last another day though

>>5238369
No anon I haven't bought any. I'm good. Currently hodling with my measly amount of BTC

>>5238603
no, dont buy the dip, only ever buy at ATH.

>>5238678
mate this dip is going all the way down

>>5238717
you mean 220k or did you mean 22k usd?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5237663
Yes.

STOP FALLING

How the fuck are people even losing money? Did everyone complaining buy in at the ATH? I've never lost money on BTC.

everyone holding btc in here? smart thing to do right now. bitcoin is about to have a bitch fit and moon us to cancun, mexico

>>5238537
>you FOMO'd
fuck, dem feelings. i thought that BCH will moon.

>>5237120
if you didn't see this coming, you're retarded.

pride always comes before the fall. we've been warning you corecucks about this since november

i don't know what to do so i'm doing nothing

just hodl, r-right guys?

>he didn't cash out yesterday

you can't make this shit up
checked

Going under .2 now

Well that was fun. How many of you became deluded cashies with heavy bags?

Who /unconfirmedtransaction/ here?
12 hours and counting. JUST

>>5238177
that's because of the price spike. wow, what an idiot

>>5239011
cashy here. feelsbadman

>>5237747
Who sold you on a worthless dysfunctional coin, ver, or Cockstream Core?

You literally call the people who have been trying to save your ass conmen, because you were too stupid to pull your head out of Blockstream's ass and listen?

Its far easier to fool a man than to convince him he has been fooled.

>>5238949
So I shouldn't buy BCH at $3,100 on coinbase tonight?

CASHIES ABOUT TO GET BTFO SO HARD THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER

One of the biggest traders in S&P futures once went in too deep, and it started crashing on him. He hid under his desk for a while. That's you guys right now.
Then he snapped out of it, put a bucket on his head and danced over the desks screaming 'I'm long I'm long, I'm too fucking long.' That was the only way he could snap himself out of it, he was so mentally fucked.
If it breaks the last low, will you dance with a bucket on your head /biz/, or stay under the desk.

>>5238989
are those BCH buys?

i didn't sell at time
i am gulty for let my alts beign raped
>jail me.

>>5239143
I'll fill the bucket with co2 if it goes any lower

Here I am

>>5238593
no one on coinbase has any BCH, tard. They bought in after the fork. THe few that do dump will be crying in a few months just like the august dumpers were crying in november

>>5237528
>mfw sold at 17.6k earlier this afternoon, still locked in 2k in profit over the weekend despite the dip

>>5239137
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!! I AM A NERVOUS WHRECK RIGHT NOW!!!

>>5239111
HAHAHAHAHA. Eat shit. :D

>>5237528
Reporting in.
Rebought at 15k.
Damn niggas.

>>5239137
Buy BCH on dip, Buy BTC on dip. Hodl both. If either side "wins", you come out on top.
That's what I've been doing the past few months at least. Working well.

>>5238165
Dude if people panic sell the alts we pick them up for cheap

>>5239117
>>5237838
kys cashlet. BTC will rebound back like it always does, and your charts shall crash to the dark sub $1200 levels where it belongs. BTC is king and will ride immortal. You cashlets are all deluded, fuck you Pajeets.

just sold one of my btc for bcc. is that a good short/long term idea? i'm still cozy with my other holds but think this might double or at least triple with the coinbase addition like ltc and eth did. help.

>>5239264

Congrats, anon. I lost about 0.1 BTC so about 2k of profit because of GDAX freezing the fuck up like always. I was actually making money on the ride down until that. Fuck I'm going back to HODL. At least I got almost 1k from the BCH fork and bought over 1 BCH before the shitstorm hit.

>>5239330
Perfect strategy, you cant lose.
One goes -50%
One goes +50%
lose 30% on fees

sweet gains of liberdy

>>5239370
>mfw not even a trashy cashy

>>5239398
kek

Long Live the King.

COREFAGS BTFO YET AGAIN

>sold all my BTC at 19k
>will buy in again once it hits 3k after christmas

>>5237197
>BTC moons
>alts crash
>BTC crashes
>alts crash
not fair

https://twitter.com/GDAX/status/943289172105641986

bch $9.5K ON gdax

D E A D C A T B O U N C E

>>5239499
/comfy/

>>5239377
You bought the ATH and will have to sell low. Good job, FOMO buying, you bonehead.

Fuck Roger Ver, Jihan Wu, and Craig Wright

BITCOIN CASH 9K ON GDAX GET FUCKED COREKEKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk

>>5239622
It's the /biz/ way

IT WAS A BULL TRAP

>COINBASE IS CRASH

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I WANT TO SELL
I MADE 600 OFF OF RETURNS
LOAD YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

holy molly

I never thought I would see the legendary penis pattern.

>>5239641
What the fuck is going on.

>>5239740
fucking whales on binance

>>5237162
SegWit fucked everyone you're just too stupid to realise

holding my position in BTC

All the forks seem to be doing fine

>>5237528
Checkin in. Made $60k of the bch pump so far lel

>>5239855
We're in the trenches together anon.

HODL STRONG MEN

Fuck boys feeling pretty comfy in BTC right now while BCH fags are freaking out

of course I bought btc on high

FUCK

>>5236777

>check btc price
>Seems normal
>Go watch the 80s flick Over The Top starring Sly Stallone for some cheese
>come back and look at the graphs
>Bcash is now on coinbase and has pumped to £6k

I guess a lot can happen in 90 minutes

Is it over?

I just hodl'd

AHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAASXCSCDCCSADCDVF D

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7kxzyg/how_are_you_guys_coping_with_this/

Should I buy btc, ltc and eth right now and wait for them to go up again? They can't all be buggered completely, can they?

>>5237663
Do it

Buy btc now or will it correct more?

>>5239137
you fucked up senpai

people on r/bitcoin are so fucking deluded kek

>>5239969
NEVER LEAVE YOUR SCREEN ANON

>>5237838
lmao

>>5237816
You bet your ass I'm buying more BTC at the bottom of that dip

>>5239330
bcash will never win you fucktards

>>5240078
>>5240036
buy eth/ltc
ALWAYS BUY THE DIP NOOBCOINER PIECES OF SHITS

>>5240031
oh noooo

>>5240106

Obviously you never watched Over the Top. Pure 80s kino.

TFW you fucking missed the dip

>sold at $28k AUD
>Thought it was only going to be a small dip
>Bought back at $25k AUD
>Starting to slip below $22k

Bought $500 at 17,500

Fuck you BCH

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7kxzgn/report_the_coinbase_pump_and_dump_to_cftcgov_we/

KEK

BTC falling is bad for altcoins because altcoins are priced in BTC.

>>5240221
>coins keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'...

>>5238154
Yea this,

Tbh I DO NOT TRUST the South Koreans last time they also dumped on our asses hard. Holding Litecoin and Monero to ride this shit out. May the best win. Idgaf anymore

>>5236777
i'm just here to drop a grenade into your bunker, let it all crash and burn to the ground. i'm sick and tired of this shitcoin fucking alts every time it drops a little. i wish it corrects to the lowest possible point so that legitimate altcoins can grow in peace.

>>5240273
I would laugh my ass off if Roger Ver went to prison for insider trading. If it can get Martha Stewart, it can get some random memester.

BTC fags are being fucked by their incest loving lil stronger brother. BCH sayin "take muh dick ya gay bitch!!"

Who else bought some BCH in the last couple of weeks? Just tallied everything up and so far I made about $10k profit off of BCH since I also got some from the fork on coinbase. Still lost about $2k in BTC though.

>>5239855
I'm holding to the end. This was predicted by everybody. This is an attempt to buy up all the btc on the cheep and corner the market to set the price. Wall Street does this all the time.

>>5239143
lol no, i sodld. we BTC gains today

im thinking of transferring some ltc to btc in gdax. while btc is so low, then once it goes up buy some ltc?

bad plan?

because of the volume going on and all?

>>5236777

Hmm I was gonna buy some more Ripples tonight as well. Maybe I'll hang on a bit.

>tfw had lots of liquid FIAT ready and timed the dip

feels good man

please let this not be a fucking bull trap or ill kill myself

>>5240373
Kinda wish the same to be honest

should I go to sleep or there is a chance it'll moon hard in 4 hours?

>>5240373
The audacity of you fucking retards. You come here sharing tips and analysis of crypto, when it's just a roll of the fucking dice. You're like a sad old booze hound that thinks he's got a great method for winning the coin slots. You all think you're Jordan Belfort. If you weren't £1000 deep in crypto by 2014 you're a fucking victim. If you haven't already lost most of your money, you're going to at one point. Even the photos you post of your "14k portfolio", you're not kidding anyone. Spend 10k, up 4k one day, down 4k the next. This should not be a business and finance thread it should be a help thread for problem gamblers. You're fucking pathetic. You're lazy. You have nothing going in in life. That's why you choose crypto currency. You're all too lazy to invest in real business ventures. Take me for example, a real entrepreneur. I've been buying and selling cars since I was 17. It's paid my bills for 6 years. Just this morning I bought a "spares or repairs" listing for £150. Got it running after a quick reference of the hanes manual and an hour on YouTube. Same car, similar age and millage are selling for £4500 on autotrader. Night just sell it for £4000, for a quick sale. Even if I buy a car that is truly fucked, it still has scrap value, real physical value. What do you have? Nothing. Ive also put the deposit on a car that cost 3300 but will sell for 5000 easily. And all that took was 15 mins looking for a good deal. Last year I used only £8000 to buy my uncle a van and tolls for his landscaping business, for which I'm getting £1200 per month cash for zero effort. No sleepless nights. No spending hours each day following trends (100% pointless task) and now I'm looking to buy a small piece of low grade land for forestry operations. You idiots really have no idea about business or finance. I hope bitcoin crashes to 1k most of you fucking hang yourself. Worthless posers.

>>5240735
There's a chance it will moon in 4 seconds.

>>5240781
not when exchanges are down

>>5240781
>>5240735

Annnnd its dropping lmao.

>>5240316
Into the futureeee

>>5240816
What exchange is down? GDAX is up. Binance is up. All the JP and KR exchanges are up.

fucking hitbtc I swear this .2 sell wall fucked me up so hard, saw it mooning to 5k on other exchanges while I was sitting there on 3.5k

>>5240744
is this pasta bros?

The SEC has to be lubing up rn to go after Coinbase for blatant insider trading lel

>>5240744
if this isn't a pasta, i've put in 1-2k$ and made about 14k$ off of it so far. It isn't a dice roll if you are patient and not retarded.

>>5240847
Bittrex doing ok too

BCH HUGE DUMP! coming soon

and then they're going to buy BTC

and BTC will rise to 25k

cap this

Realistically how long until we are recovered to the level we saw yesterday?

>>5240953
Months

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GIMME SuM OF DAT CHEAP EOS

>>5240953
a week maximum. 2 weeks if it drops below 13k.

It's times like this I'm glad my btc is on my Trevor several hundred miles away

>>5240744
lovely copy pasta

>>5240744
hahaha.
get fucking latefag

>>5240947
I'm saying 30k, and pic related is bch.

>>5239370
I'm a old hand bitcoiner. I actually know what's up. You're pathetic attempts to shame me only fuel my fire :)

Get with the program or get left behind!

>>5240923
the SEC has no fucking jurisdiction over cryptocurrency trading you fucking retard

>>5237370
It's gonna be over 1000€ in a few months so yeah, buy it now.

>>5239511
not if you picked the right alts. Mine are up ;)

>>5239511
That's why you hold a majority of your port in BTC.

>>5240744
Dis was posted last nite and it's still bretty good

>>5241051
GDAX is a constituent exchange for BTC futures, though.

hodl and get in the fucking bunker guys

https://discord.gg/abWuYfT

>>5238520
Dude don't kick yourself for not being greedy. You were smart

>tfw lost 6k when gox died

being "late" or "early" means nothing, this is all down to luck, you could be the smartest faggot on earth and still eat shit. no one recognizes this pattern, they'll always chalk their own random success down to retroactive personal brilliance and their failure down to the jews

>>5240947

This is how bitcoin gets to 30k by EOY

You faggots are holding right?

Smoke cigar while lifting weights and watch this shit go down and back up again

>>5240947
so should i buy BCH now?

>>5241148

WTF

>>5237162
If you actually paid attention to their press releases since july, you'd have realized this was the inevitable result. They had to hedge their position because they knew Blockstream had the momentum/public perception on their side.

Don't trust anybody. Make your own decisions. Read between the lines. This isn't kiddie shit, this is for real. There are no handouts, there is no free lunch. Learn from your mistakes and you'll do better next time.

>all attention now focused on bitcoin instead of alts

$30K

>>5241141
i just sold my req a little late and bought back in lower. and since i have only like 2k i was all in on req. total fiat is down but not so much. since my last post i made another 10% minute trading req.

this whole clown fiesta has increased my 10500 req to 12500 req.

now i just need to wait for it to go u again.

I got .008 BCH
Am I gunna make it boys?

>>5241198
exactly
i envy /pol/fags because at least their universe has a narrative whereas mine is random thrashing toward total entropy
if things get worse maybe i'll take up politics

>>5237948
its called GDAX you turbonormie, an actual EXCHANGE

Coinbase is a way for sheep to throw their money at the real investors. You asked for the easiest way to put money into crypto, and you got it. Maybe you've learned that the easy road is not the best road?

>>5236845
>>5237247
This made me lel so hard

IT'S COMMING BACK UP AGAIN

wish i had money on my exchange

WHAT A NIGHT BOYSSS

>>5240947
i'll cap

JUST A REMINDER

we'll be ok

>>5241322
sure. Even a small ammount will probably be millions in the next few years. BCH is a about to usurp corecoin.

>>5241533

>>5241533
BCH is still paused. We are not out of the woods yet.

>>5241575
See >>5239781

>>5241575
as it seems there is always a turbulent period at this time of the year

who else tossed a few hundred at the dip?

>>5237806
This is just a big group of people riding the bitcash wave that is surely to come. After they make their profits. bitcoin and some alts will go up.

>>5241335
Don't, politics is downstream of finance, it's the entry level where things appear to be ordered and following a plan. It's always been about the money, and it always will be. Btc has been trolling like a monster since 2011 when the people of Cyprus got their money out of the banking system and into btc.

The gov in Cyprus was nationalising everyone's bank holdings that were over 20k euro. I didn't buy back then, but I should have!

>>5241625

Yep, buying dips is much easier than trying to predict pumps.

>>5237222
Buy the dip senpai

>>5238081
This fucking shit right here is the truth everyone. Get out of my way.

>>5240924
trading or holding? i dont event know what to do anymore

Hold my beer.

I just bought 1.5 BTC at 16.6.

>>5237879
Keep copeing corecuck.

>>5241051
Front running is still illegal in commodities markets. I don't know if it technically applies to cryptocurrency, but I'd be surprised if the SEC didn't give it a go anyway. All it takes is a few Jews losing money.

>>5241792
Buy the fucking dip, only normies care about short term shit in btc. This is bigger than Dillions gift earlier in the year, 3k tullip party.

>>5239855
I’m with you my man.

https://discord.gg/TnG9TZn

discord for serious investors looking for free signals. No PnD bullshit.

>>5241882
what would happen if they shut down coinbase? how would people cash out?

>>5241936
i always fail at buying the dip. 3 days after, the coin keeps going down and down and end up bagholding (bought xrp at 5300 like a month ago ; _ ; )

>bought at 3800

FUCKING SHIT ON MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5242003
gemini?

>bought at 250k and was trying desperately to sell above 300k but binance kept freezing
>ended up selling into the dump at 250k and lost money on fees

kill me

>>5240744
pastas fucking raw bruv

>>5240947

THIS WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG

AT LAST I TRULY SEE

>>5242023
I stick to the /biz/ rules; buy high, sell low.

I've only ever bought at ath, I've been jerking off over btc since 2010, especially after lulzsec (Sony haxor btards) recommended it.

I missed btc at $6 and bought in when it went over 9k cos I'm a retard, but having seen it defeat everything without mercy for 7 years now there's just no way I'm selling until it hits $5.00 per coin.

I don't need money, I have 2 old cars and no gf - I'll never be homeless, just watching the rage btc is causing is enough justification to lose all of the money I made washing car windscreens at busy intersections on. This is fucking hilarious, imagine how much money it's costing them to orchestrate all of these btc price drops that just make /biz/ users rich?

I just took a second mortgage on my house last week and bought Bitcoin now I lost it all!!!! What do I do?

Waaaaahhhhhhhhhh

>>5242194

what does this mean? as soon as bch trading resumes it's going to plummet through the floor right?

BCH will be back at 1k within a few days

Hold strong, lads. We’ll get through this. My portfolio is already going back up.

Bcash is a great big scam coin, don't even bother with it.

>>5241859

I think you made the right move, anon.

>>5239723
I'VE BEEN LOSING SINCE THE START FUUUUUUUUU

People should stop cheering for BCH. If BCH keeps going up then altcoins will go down because alts are not priced in BCH.

>>5238503
i just sold it for 0.972 XBT.

sly motherfucker.

>>5241155
I hope it goes far and above. I'm going on vacation until next year

>>5241260
YES

>>5242091
thanks anon