/biz/ - Business & Finance

Please explain the situation to me anons, I was there for Luna but I missed the shit outta this one

>>52381989

DON'T FUCKING MOVEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52381962
Im not just shooting ropes im lauching mother fucking deep sea cables to this ugly butter bitch

>>52381989

>>52381962
BE NICE SHES DELICATE AND /OUR GIRL/

>>52382078
yeah for the pedo chud polcel crowd of biz 100%

>>52381962
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

>>52381962
THIS 'FUCKING RETARD' STOLE A BILLION, HAD A QT TRANSPLANT AND IS LIVING IT LARGE IN MEXICO ALONGSIDE HER HAREM OF LARGE NIGERIAN GENTLEMEN FRENS.
AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU OP, AGAIN?

>>52382155
Kek

>>52381962
>this weasel was managing billions in dollars yet im still -2000$ bank balance
this is the final straw. goodbye earth.

Lol even in high school and loaded with hormones and getting erections at a glimpse of side boob, i wouldnt give this troll the time of day. Fucking king of the simps this guy was.

>>52381989
You know Kayne West? He was telling us the truth

was surprised as to how hard BitDAO was able to cuck then
unirnocally based for that

>>52382272
>he doesn't see the glisten behind the bridge dwelling hebrew eyes
ngmi

>>52381962
NO REFUNDS

BJs so good it was worth losing billions

>>52382291
I am waking up in my home, about to sip a gallon of coffee over course of 5 hrs and not on a 1 way flight to argentina over the daughter of Sloth from the goonies movie. So yes, ngmi

>>52381962
Stop posting this fucking literal goblina. She is the ugliest little shit I've ever seen on this fucking kike board and makes me gag everytime I look at her cunt face. Jesus fucking christ.

>>52382155
Saved

What sam saw when he popped addy

>>52382155
>Wankman Bankman
XD

>>52382347
sam seen the true chipmunk
unfortunately, this realisation came Too Late

4chan incels would go crazy over this rat

>>52381962
Can someone make a deepfake of her? I need challenging material to wank to.

>>52381989
not very complicated, FTX was gambling with user funds (like banks do) despite assuring everyone of the opposite
it was also revealed that SBF had a clique of people in his favor (including her) and engage in orgies and polyamorous relationships with

now the exchange also got "hacked" and people who visit the website or use the app get malware installed
also many accounts are getting drained off their funds

>>52382078
THIS
she is /biz/ waifu, show some respect

>>52382524
Oh my Chudeline

>>52381962
Isn't her father like a n MIT professor. This all seems like an orchestrated theft.

>>52382000
So simple. Why don't they see?

>>52382155
This is one for the ages, kek

>>52382279
Precisely

>>52382155
Beautiful

>>52381962

>>52381962
>JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING RETARD

She plays Magic the Gathering, say no more.

>>52383108
People are still playing that? I got over it when I was 12.

>>52382155

>>52383125
>People are still playing that? I got over it when I was 12.

it's a big thing still. people spend a lot of money on the cards.

>>52382029
It’s not the face you fuck, it’s the fuck you face.

CAROLINE I DONT CARE ABOUT HOW WE WERE BOTH FUCKING FUGLY IN HIGH SCHOOL

I CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

>>52381962
nigger m𝐚gic

What’s here tripcode anons? I wanna go back in the archive and see her posts

>>52382155
Fuck'n saved

>>52382155
i didn't need to read that.

>>52382155
kek

>>52382155
put me in the screencap

>>52381962

10/10 in chosen land

>>52381962
That's not a retard.
That's a Jew.

>>52382155
incredible

>>52382155
Oh...

Pls no...

Sin of lust from Full Metal Alchemist anime...pls no...Don't paint me as [REDACTED] project Todd Jackson.

JUST KIDDING "SMACK" DRAMAS

IM ACTUALLY PRIDE FROM FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

>>52383542
Todd Jackson of Kallangur, you impersonated a Military Lance Corporeal because you said that to me multiple times.

FACT.

YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO MILITARY PRISON

@CIA

>>52382155
i_am_vomit.jpeg

>>52382155
checked and based

>>52381962
Her grip game gotta be incredible for Sam to risk it all for that

Here's an updated SHIT FIST JACK CORDINGLY

@Todd Jackson of Kallangur
You impersonated Aus Military Staff.
Military Jail 4 YOU.

@Jack Cordingly of QUT Pastafarian Seaciety
You are a from a bikie syndicate and you speartackled me into a pool of water that caused brain damage from the impact and tried to drown me while I tried to break free while the rest of the Seaciety watched, including Casey Nunez, your wife of Queensland Health who provided no first aid.
You are going to federal prison.

@Casey Nunez
You abused your position of power as a Government Servant on multiple people, not just me.
You are going to Federal Prison.

Who's next for the guillotine?
@CIA @Dad @AusGov

@GaryGensler @SEAN VANDERMEER PTY LTD
You contracted multiple illegal immigrants in Australia to convert me into a pedophile.
Pay me 1.2m XRP to my wallet immediately then resign.
@FTXAustralia assist now, Mr. Ray.

@SBF_FTX
[NULL PULSE DETECTED]

>>52382155
A true poet. Wonderful!

Put me in the screencap kek

>>52381962
she's close to being "cute in a weird nerdy way" but just... not... damn

>>52382155
You're talented. Maybe write some erotic novels. I'd read them

>>52382155
Put me in the screencap too

>>52387162
>>52384745
>>52383224
retards
>>52381555

My penis being in her mouth wouldn't solve everything, but it would help.

>>52382155
bump just for this

>>52382000
checked

>>52382078
You people are disguising. All jews must die

>>52381962
I finally remembered who she reminds me of

>>52389704
There's NEVER been a holocaust of jews, but there should be one.

>the Hellstorm documentary in high quality:
https://archive.org/download/HellStorm_201505/HellStorm.mp4

And some of the very best documentaries about one of the biggest jewish lies ever:

>Auschwitz SS-Garrison HQ Order 14/43:
https://files.catbox.moe/krdfto.mp4

>Auschwitz SS-Garrison HQ Special Order 14.02.1944:
https://files.catbox.moe/akjtmr.mp4

>The HoIocaust - Why We Believed (a part 2 was never made)
https://ia903106.us.archive.org/34/items/QuestioningTheHolocaustWhyWeBelievedPart1Of2YouTube720p/Questioning%20The%20Holocaust%20Why%20We%20Believed%20Part%201%20of%202%20YouTube%20720p.mp4

>The HoIocaust - Made In Russia:
https://ia801605.us.archive.org/32/items/CarlosWhitlockPorterMadeInRussiaTheHolocaust/CarlosWhitlockPorter-MadeInRussiaTheHolocaust.mp4

>Countless of times throughout history, Jews have said they're being "hoIocausted" and "six million" of them killed:
https://ia903104.us.archive.org/27/items/SIXMILLIONJEWS19151938_201803/SIX%20MILLION%20JEWS%201915%20-%201938.mp4

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>>52382163
Your dumb ass had to involve innocent nigerians into this.

>>52381962
How can we make the space more hostile to females?

>>52381962
Lol, plot twist you are the retard OP for trusting a centralized platform after same shit with celsius. Defi all the way, cold wallet is here for a reason and privacy is being targetted because its freedom.

>>52381962
Jews really need to stop breeding

>>52382155

>>52381962
i hate u caroline i never signed up for ftx u r a disgusting creature

>>52381962
God I’d make this rat faced ugly jew whore do the most sexually degrading shit, she’d probably enjoy it too

>>52381962
Here's your billion dollar crypto exchange

>>52391944
>ikea chairs
>gaming chair
>gaming pc
They never had a chance

Context please. Isn't this the namefag jewish slut, how is she embroiled in the bankman fiasco?

>>52382524
I bet most of that money went straight to Israel, and the head guys will "somehow" end up in cushy positions someplace years down the line

>>52382155
I feel reading this post fulfills a few steps to summoning the devil

>>52381962
>>52382524
This is how I know I am in some sort of fucking simulation KEK. Hobgoblins are being manifested.
How many sack of coin do you think she made off with.

>>52382155
I can't breathe!
The Golden Age of Modern Banking folks.

>>52382524
Where did the orgy story come from?

>>52389672
whoever made this image has more autism than the person theyre talking about

>>52382347
andrea botez?

>>52383076
underrated

>>52391944
notice how has covering his giant BWC. imagine the amount of whores he has slain. can you virgins say the same?

>>52382155
This site has been gold lately. You need pain for comedy I guess

>>52382155
Jesus christ the storytelling

>>52381962
crypto tanking is worth it for this moth to be unearthed lmao

>>52381962
why is she in medellin

>>52381962
imagine throating this creature