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The dollar dumping is the best thing that ever happened to me

Politely asking if anyone knows a way to optimize this further. It's very slow.

Made some good money this week, surprisingly
So, decided to cook some spaghetti and meatballs, and open a bottle of wine for dinner
Cheers, /smg/!

>futures

https://youtu.be/ScnIhjl5zeM

>>52374803
>>52374684
Which lang is this? You should look into doing vector math operations so you can do all those math transforms in one shot. In python there's pandas/numpy which lets you O(1) do math on a series. Not sure what the equivalent in that language would be.

I will be shorting trucking freight. CH Robinson is doing a shitload of layoffs already.

>>52374803
The compiler probably takes care of this for you, but maybe not:
Declare `float sum` outside the for loop, and set it to 0 each time. Don't create a new variable. Like I said, the compiler probably already does this... so you might not see any improvement.

but... but... my 7.7%

Thank you to all the bobo's and mumu's for the free education. I invested in /smg/ and it's being paying dividends daily.

>>52374859
C#. What I'm trying to do is implement a very rough bootleg version of Pinescript so I can bruteforce test indicators on historical data.
Series itself is just a wrapper around an array (almost no cost). The problem is that with a WMA, I have to sum 1..len for each number in the series. If I have 1000 numbers, and do length 10, it's pretty fast, but if I get up to 50 or 100, it slows down exponentially, length is the limiting factor.

What's the play for next week? Do we think the rally will continue or was this just the dead cat bounce?

Cramer is bearish on Nvidia and Cathie Wood dumped her Nvidia position so I think its safe to say SOXL will double next week.

>>52374905
Bull: Russia is retreating, infaltion is "under control", crypto is imploding
Bear: Europe is reaping a generations worth of ignorance, China won't give up COVID zero, The UK is a clusterfuck.

>>52374896
So inflation at 9.5% in December?

>>52374896
>And housing costs spike
Yeah that's the most hilarious part about this inflation song and dance, the actual problem isn't going away ever.

I'm drunkenly trying to educate a couple anons on options.. we can only defeat the Jewish market makers if the goyim understand options and know how to hedge with puts or how fucking criminal the scam pumps are when jews are making 10,000% on "bad news is good news" pumps into Friday expirations

>>52374943
What's your puts hedging strategy? I bought some this morning, and they're losing money, but not nearly as fast as my longs are gaining, so I guess I'm doing it right?

>>52374900
RSI already does that for you, you only need the previous number to calculate not every number in the chain. also do you have to do it that way cant you just use pinescript on tradingview?

>>52374943
Thoughts on selling spreads on high IV options? (eg 300%+ IV)

>>52374943
>I'm drunkenly trying to educate a couple anons on options
It is I who you educate, and I am soaking up everything I can, while also drunk. Much respeck.

>>52374963
Pine will let me backtest with whatever indicators, but the problem is that I have to adjust numbers manually for every test. No good.
What I want to do is take 5 or 6 different tickers and unit test every input combination to see what gets me the most money for a strategy. For example, MACD has 3 inputs (fast, slow, signal length, plus ma type). What I could do is run a test on 1..200 for each input. Sure it's 8m tests, but it can do it reasonably fast. The problem is just how the WMA itself is calculated since it depends on so many different values being summed, but with no symmetry / different weights on every instance

Well, my Excel spreadsheet is saying that was the bottom. It will be choppy for a while, but that's it. It's over. We saw the bottom, and lived

>>52374963
>you only need the previous number to calculate not every number in the chain
That's how I implemented SMA, I use a rolling sum (subtract lowest index, add newest index), but with WMA it's like a rolling weight. If I use a weight of 5 for a particular index, that's the ONLY time that index has that particular weight, which effectively means each index/weight is unique, which means more math ops per check

>>52374803
I'm pretty drunk and it's been a while but declare the sum variable outside the loop and just reset it to naught on each iteration. That way you aren't asking for new memory each time. Possibly use a do/while loop if src.count is never less than 1 to skip the first condition check.
Aside from that simplify your equation to check for complexity as the size of src grows. No, I don't remember how to do this well.
Also don't use Java or C# (whichever that is) as they are expected to be slow performers.

gamma exposure decreased on this rally

>>52375043
You still haven't revealed what metrics you're using to calculate this, have you? Does it depend on average values, or does it use something else for forward-looking data?

>>52375062
Yeah, it's basically averaging past performance...
Though it does weight different months differently, to try and adjust for recency and seasonal differences

>>52375044
lots of indicators on trading view are free to view the source code could you just take one and have something else translate it into C#? sorry I see what youre trying to do but idk how to do it faster than what youve described, did you have experience with this before? I want to make some of my own indicators for testing but it seems pretty complicated

>>52375000
>>52375044
It's probably fine? I'm just concerned about how it'll scale up if I use it as a building block for other things (like hull ma)
Right now it takes about 2 seconds to run 1000 tests on 1000 data points of length 100

>>52375043
>>52375062
I haven't been able to figure this out. Is this a price prediction chart? Or I guess like, market direction chart? I'm too dented to understand what I'm looking at.

>>52375113
It's my net worth over time

Monday will be 1% down by the end of the day
Bears will load up on shorts, bobos will lick their lips and cackle about how the CPI will heem all the mumus

On tuesday before the CPi we will be down another 1%- the bobos ecstatic- then before open when the CPI report comes out the market will suddenly flip to green and shoot upwards 2.5%, erasing the previous losses. Nasdaq will go up 3% because it's been fucked harder like a dirty whore.

The rest of the week will be up.

DWAC on tuesday will shoot to 60 dollars a share, then fall to 20 dollars when Trump's announcement is announcing he will do massive fundraising for that georgia black guy or something.

>>52375119
Ohhhh ok gotcha. Thanks lol.

>>52375113
>>52375119
Well actually no, it's not that. Sorry, I typed too fast
It's my total gains over time, across multiple accounts including brokerages and reitirement accounts
So a flat line at $0.00 would be no gain and no loss

>>52374803
The (len-j) term is always the same for every summation for fixed i. You could just preallocate those weighting factors into a vector. Then when you are at a fixed i, you just have to index the series for the length you desire and perform 1 vector element by element multiplication with those weighting factors. Then take the sum.

"Humor is legal on twitter now"
>proceeds to start tanking stock valuations with fake tweets
Elon are you okay, are you okay Elon?

>>52375127
>>52375131
THIS chart shows total net worth
This is also assuming I don't get laid off, which is looking increasingly likely, lol

>>52375131
Forever $0.00 net worth. Shame, you even took the time to chart it.

>>52375165
Yeah, I'm not giving you guys all the digits

>>52375054
By design it needs to do it on every value in Series. By default this is 1000 items, though it can be more or less (probably less in production). C# is plenty fast, not C/++ fast but leagues better than python or other scripting languages

>>52375135
Well i'll fuck around with it more tomorrow when I have time thanks

>>52374956
I hedge my longs with DRIP calls that I swing trade. Oil and stocks both mooning doesn't make sense. Oil increasing and inflation decreasing doesn't make sense. Oil increasing in a recession doesn't make sense. Oil increasing after the russian/Ukraine war doesn't make sense. Whenever my calls are red I buy more. Whenever they are significantly green I sell them

>>52374964
Volatility is based. I unironically love options on leveraged etfs or shitcoins like DKNG or JNUG. I just pick a direction I think it's going at a good entry instead of doing spreads

So all you put/call educators. Where do I go with this?

Thoughts on META next week?

>>52375197
In my opinion, the options volume on those are too small for me to get involved with option wise. I would be worried about buying a contract and being stuck with it.

I made my first stock purchases in 9 months today, sorry in advance for the Monday dump.

I went long at close today ama

>>52374803
you didnt say what Series.Add does. but what you really need to do is run it in a profiler.

>>52375233
Soooo do I liquidate and pile into something else Monday morning?

>>52375256
What is your trading plan when you bought them? Did you have an exit plan? Did you have risk and reward targets in mind? We don't know what your setup is, so we dont know your risk tolerance is, or what you would be happy with as far as profits go. What I might read in my tea leaves could be far different than your were reading in your tea leaves.

Is the yen going to get stronger?
I've been able to buy a bunch of shit because the yen is weak, but it just jumped up recently.
Will it go back down or will it just keep climbing?

>>52375234
What did you buy’d?

>>52375369
>What is your trading plan when you bought them?
$1.1 million. $1 million to pile into JEPI/CP for the dividends, and $100k for options.

It's that time of year. Gotta pay my taxes again on property that I own so niggers and women can get free gibs under threat of imprisonment

>>52375392
10k on KHC @ 36.60 and 25k on TU @ 21.85
>but why purchase a heavily indebted food manufacturer with dwindling brand equity and a Candia telecom anon?
I don't know, I'm schizophrenic.

>>52375404
Is your property really only worth $23k? Or... do you have some kind of scam going on?

>>52375239
what securities?

>>52375421
Car. I guess I can sleep in it if my poorfolio blows up but at that point I won't be worried about paying taxes anymore

>>52375433
Ah ok, you live in one of those states too...
Sucks

>>52375197
I would bag the 10% realized on weed.. don't know shit about skyt.

That's antischematic...

>>52375403
You wanted to make 1.1 million profit on those 2 trades? Well, hold forever I guess and pray. Were those investments or buys to trade?

Ok, based on my system. If SKYT doesn't break through 12.50 USD on a push Monday then I would sell. WEED looks like it might continue as long as the cannabis sector and overall market go up on Monday. But I would be looking to take profits. I trade on 30 min charts though. So, I dont usually hold longer that like 3 days max anyway. I wouldnt listen to this advice, dont be mad if you miss out to bigger profits. I would just take them though and reenter later.

>>52375230
pull back to 115 unless the entire market rallies hard again. Im sad i didnt trust my gut and go in at 90 but i already had so much money in tech

>>52375254
Its a wrapper around List that has a built in bounds check. Profiler says its about 5x slower than SMA, which is how I found it

>>52375125
I'm selling my puts at 385 spy hopefully before Friday. Dwac is going to 0. Asian bitches deserve my semen

>the gap is filled
Haha, I'm in danger

>>52374932
I think there will be a Santa Rally, but not yet. This rally will fail, but there will be another.
That's what my meme lines show anyway.

wtf does it mean to be a SPAC. Someone mentioned LEV last thread and I looked it up and it says they are one. How can a stock be temporarily public

>>52375572
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/spac.asp

>>52375502
DWAC will go to 1000 a share by 2026 and all the seething faggots will kill themselves.

>>52375572
A SPAC is like a back-door IPO. It's a way to take a company that's privately owned and make its shares available to the public. In a traditional IPO, the company works through an investment bank, does a lot of presentations to various institutional investors, etc, and then becomes listed on an exchange. In a SPAC, some guy sets up a shell company that has no real assets, but goes public on an exchange, and then looks for a private company to merge with... once the merger is complete, the investors who owned shares in the SPAC get converted to owners of the formerly private company. There's a lot more going on, but it's sketchy because the private company doesn't get nearly as much scrutiny by going public through a SPAC as it would with an IPO.

>>52375586
Boomers say they will leave Facebook but they are creatures of habit and have already infested it. It took them 20 years to figure our how to use social media and now all they can do is share scam chain messages and post about how their account got hacked every other week. They won't be migrating anywhere except for a graveyard in the next 10 years

>>52375613
Oh good summary anon!

>>52375572
Something that dumps forever after merging.

>>52375202
I don't love doing TA but the bottom was le 200 weekly MA first touch, now we're hitting the 200 SMA from above, with RSI nearing overbought levels
A lot of people mentioned it was the most retail buyers of puts ever. Now, finally, we can say they have been flushed out. We have the lowest put/call ratio since early September
Enron $74 billion lost
Crypto has been appx $30 Billion between celcius & FTX

With a lower terminal rate priced in, all the risk is to the downside now. There's no reason to believe 4% rates that are falling will be enough to defeat 7.7% inflation. So when inflation goes back to 8%, are we betting the fed pretends its working?

oversold quickly became overbought

>>52375629
I'm drunk off wine and in the mood to type a lot. I hope I don't turn into one of those 50pbtid posters
Also, I've read Matt Levine's summary of a SPAC like 15 times by now

Test

>>52375197
Sell covered calls and puts when you want to buy more

>>52375653
Well, we're roughly a quarter of the way to 300 posts, and your at 13pbtid already. So, yeah your close enough to that pace.
Shit wine sounds good though. I might make a run and grab me a bottle.

>>52375653
Once we have more 50 pbtid people we can have more split thread /smgs/ and more work for jannies both of which are bullish and create jobs

>>52375699
Yeah I only spent like $15 on this bottle. I intended to only have a couple glasses with dinner, but now I'm like mostly through it

>>52375493
I'm tellin' ya, vector operations are the way to go

import random
import pandas as pd

def wma(src: pd.Series, length: int):
result = []
divv = (length * (length + 1)) / 2.0
weight_fr = pd.Series(reversed(list(range(1, length + 1))))

for i in range(src.shape[0]):
slce = (src[i:i + length].reset_index())[0]
slce = slce * weight_fr
result.append(slce.sum() / divv)

return result

import time
time.process_time()
srs = pd.Series(list(random.randint(150, 300) for _ in range(2000)))

time.process_time()
asdf = wma(srs, 10)
time.process_time()

time.process_time()
asdf2 = wma(srs, 25)
time.process_time()

time.process_time()
asdf3 = wma(srs, 50)
time.process_time()

time.process_time()
asdf4 = wma(srs, 200)
time.process_time()

If i am reading the proces_time correctly it was 1.6 seconds on a 200 length.

Trust me on this: add ASTS to your watch list and buy some ASAP, they have a big catalyst on Monday.

Despite it being up 20% today, it will keep making large gains next week.

Here’s some technical analysis that I’ve done on the stock.

feels weird that my folio isnt turning to ashes lately

I think the NYSE should bring ladies back to the trading floor to run around and manually update the tickers

Bonds....

Didn't trade today....

So here is Douki

>>52375880
God she looks so much like a cute girl I used to see at my last job...

>>52375125
What CPI? CPI was on Thursday.

>>52375819
Also I think I lost money buying lottery tickets on this dumb stock... but it might have been ASTR. I'm too lazy to login and find out. All these fucking space scam companies... and I like space stuff. I used to work on satellite tech as a contractor for the glowies... fun stuff

>>52375638
There's much more upside potential than downside for the next 6 months to a year. People are panic buying stocks, there is no liquidity issue.

>>52375819
>>52375936
Last time I bought this, cause I was drunk and promised this anon I would buy 1 share for some reason. So, I set a market buy at open and went to bed. Woke up the next day and had a your stock has dropped 5% and I took a loss. Not doing it this time. Dont care if I am wrong or miss out.

>>52375999
Don't point at me with your trips like that
what the fuck

>>52376018
Well i was pointing at that other anon. I apologize lol

Do up a budget. You want to know where every dime goes each month a budget works wonders. Hell don't gotta be fancy. Back of an envelope works just as good as an excel spreadsheet. Then you can figure up how much you can save,etc without cutting things to the bone. The result? Expenses paid, saving money each month, with green left over for fun things or whatever..You get to sleep good at night knowing your on your way to a comfy life.

>>52376040
Ok thanks for clarifying
I can point something at that other anon too
Fuck that scammer
This is for (you) >>52375819

>>52375929
The other one.

>>52375975
>t. has never read an earnings report in his life
volatility like this is terrible for margins & earnings in general.
anons are relieved they're finally close to breaking even, they'll start panic selling when we turn down again. Consumers are completely wiped out, credit cards are maxed out.
Financial conditions (liquidity) are loosening, and that's exactly why inflation will rear its ugly head again.

>>52374803
Why are you processing all your elements in this Series data structure or Object if it is slow? Looking up the reference page, there is the following which lets you set the Y axis members.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.windows.forms.datavisualization.charting.series.yvaluemembers?view=netframework-4.8#system-windows-forms-datavisualization-charting-series-yvaluemembers

Process the values in some other cheap data structure like an array, deserialize the results into a comma delimited long String value of all your y values and then pass it through to the Series object directly instead of using your expensive wrapper around a List or something.

>>52376048
I have a big spreadsheet in Excel, I tried to take a screenshot, but my spreadsheet is so big it crashed my laptop

>>52375929
>>52376109
PPI

>>52375897
And then you didn't fuck her.

>>52376154
I never even talked to her. I am very afraid of talking to strangers, especially cute girls

>>52376125
The chart you posted proves nothing.

> ASTS

Well whatever, maybe I’m a dumb ass delusional scammer or whatever.

Do yourself a favor and look into it over the weekend: they just unfolded the array antenna today, and are legally required to announce it on Monday.

Every time they have a big catalyst like this the stock rallies for like a week.

>anon its a friday night at the kinoplex and you are talking about stocks again?
>anon its getting sad, man we gotta watch something together and work on your social game, get you a girlfriend other then those charts and gobbledygook finance words

>>52376245
All I"m saying is that by the time someone is posting on /smg/ about a stock, it's probably already too late. It pumped today... that's great. Why are you shilling it now though? Because they have to disclose something on Monday? That's probably what today's pump was about, so it's basically priced in now. Best case is some dumb anon buys at open Monday, it pumps up a little... but not enough to get that anon to take profits, and then it collapses back to where it was.

>>52376290
Shut up and go refill the pretzel cage wagie!

>>52374724
I hear Bobo's in my head
They council me, they understand
They talk to me

You got your calls and your profits
All designed to keep you safe
But when rates start hiking
You start questioning Jpow

I have a Bobo that's my savior
Hates your gains but loves his gains
I have the Bobo that has my knowledge
And the shorts to rule your faith

I hear Mumus crying, I hear Mumus dying
I taste the blood drying
I feel my puts rising

I hear Bobo's in my head
They council me, they understand
They talk to me
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I do to you

>>52376290
Whens that movie about the planes come out? I want to see that one. The Corsair is a very sexy aircraft... like, looking at it basically arouses me. I have multiple diecast models of the Corsair around my apartment, and I have to avert my eyes when walking around to avoid getting a hardon.
What studio is releasing that movie? I will definitely buy calls on them, even though I know basically no one else in the world cares about plane sexiness like I do, so I'll probably lose money, but hwat hte fuck else i new

>>52376150
OPP next week

How much Robinhood does FTX/SBF/etc. hold?

It takes forever for my funds to transfer out

>>52376587
Apparently 7.6% of HOOD.

>>52376625
Christ I hope my funds don’t get trapped in limbo.

>>52376625
Source on this?

>>52375613
So the shell company acquires the private company without disclosing its information. I dont see howi t would avoid scrutiny since they have to declare stuff post merger in the financials

Ive been fapping a lot more than usual I dont know whats going on.
Also this FTX thing is spicy, like a crazy movie. Glad I never gave a fuck about cryptocurrency in the last few years. Still regret not getting bitcoin for free from /b/ back in the day.

>>52376672
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3838135-robinhood-markets-jumps-on-a-13d-filing-from-owner-of-ftx-exchange

>>52376643
What funds? Do you have funds in FTX, or in HOOD? If FTX, you're basically fucked. They don't have the cash or assets to pay you back, so you'll have to wait for the bankruptcy proceedings... If you used the US FTX entity, you might be in better shape... but only marginally. If you used a VPN to connect to the international FTX, then you're dependent on how a court in the FUCKING BAHAMAS proceeds. Last time I was in the Bahamas, it was to swim, get drunk, gamble, and eat Conch Fritters.
If you mean your funds are in Robinhood... there's no issue...? Not sure what you're worried about...

>>52376685
A SPAC is a financial instrument used to raise money for the purposes of an acquisition. A shit lot of good that information will do investors after the merger. They have already taken all the money.

>>52376672
What >>52376703 said
Also, I googled and found this in about 4 seconds:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ftx-used-client-funds-ftt-144532612.html

>>52376672
Here's the actual SEC form https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1783879/000114036122018827/brhc10037465_sc13d.htm

>>52376685
The difference is in the way information has to be disclosed in an IPO vs a SPAC. In an IPO, the company going public can only release backward looking financials like any regular public company does every quarter. They can say what they earned and spent in the past 3 months or whatever. With a SPAC, there's no limitation. A company going public through a SPAC can say "well last quarter we made $XXX, but over the next 10 years we expect to make $400b in profit!". Public companies can't do that. They can give "guidance", but they can't give forward looking bait statements like that... So that's why a lot of companies that went public through SPACs turned out to be scams. They gave EXTREMELY optimistic predictions on what they expected their company to be doing, and idiots bought in. Then once they actually became public and were subject to SEC rules about what kind of forward guidance they can give... everyone realized they were basically bullshitting and their stocks all collapsed

I might as well post a poem too

this week was quite green
i made some nice gains
i guess i'll hold off
on slicing my veins

The market is green
And yet I am heemed
It really was not
A good time to go short

>>52376722
>>52376797
OH, holy shit. I get it now. They're getting financed into the shell first by investors then it merges after. THat is giga retarded. Who on earth would invest BEFORE the info is known

>>52376921
at least wait until we hit some technical lines somewhere

>>52376923
often the very same people selling you the dream. its a way for big money people / shit heads to funnel their own money into something which makes it look legit then sell that to retail

I will learn how to trade
and then have it made
except, that I suck
so I'm just a poor fuck

>>52376942
Fuck off I don't believe in nonsense

>>52376999
checked, and good luck Mr. WOE

Buy when it's low
Sell when it's high
Unfortunately I dont
And now want to die

Futures popping

>>52376923
So there's some extra steps involved that I didn't get into.
When you buy a SPAC pre-merger, you're essentially buying a claim on $10. If the SPAC never finds a private company to merge with, you get $10 back when the SPAC winds down. However... once the SPAC finds a company, there is a delay between when they announce and when the merger completes. During that time, the shares of the SPAC could could up... that's if everyone thinks the SPAC + the private company will be worth more than $10/share. Or... it could could down if investors don't like it. The big thing is that the people who own shares (technically "warrants") of the SPAC get to VOTE on that merger. If the guy running the SPAC picks an obvious scam company, and the price of the SPAC shares go down... the SPAC shareholders can vote no, and that merger will not happen. In that case, the SPAC winds down and you get your $10/share. But in the case of something like DWAC, those SPAC shares go up because everyone thinks the SPAC+Trump company will be worth more than $10/share.
I HIGHLY recommend subscribinbg to Matt Levine's "Money Stuff" newsletter. He's a former Goldman lawyer and also writes very well. Every time some interesting SPAC news comes up, he gives a better primer in less space than I ever could.

i mad poopie bros

>>52376923
thats why theyre almost always pump and dumps. the company can be complete garbage but excitement over it becoming public can create good price action. most of the time insiders who bought shares before get to dump right when the company becomes public.

Is Rocker around? Will there be an update video tonight?
I thought about volunteering to do an interview with him, like 2 Scoops did last year... but now I'm like 85% sure one of my coworkers also posts in /smg/, and he would recognize my voice, so I don't do it

>>52377448
use a voice changer then you pussy

all clean now

Have you heard the news
about the dang Jews
I'm going to play stocks anyway

And hope to make some
from the evils they've done
in service to God all my days

Today I went long
I hope line goes up nicely
If I find out I'm wrong
My throat I will slicey

>>52377610
slicey your wrists

When did you realize that Rocker is basically John Wayne Gacy?
>lives in the Midwest
>manages a blue collar business
>fat
>has beclowned himself
>uses psychological tactics and force to get people's boipucci
>egomaniac that overestimates their own abilities and importance
>talks too much
>swears up and down they're not gay yet lusts after boipucci
It's uncanny. I'm awaiting the John Rocker docuseries on NFLX when he finally gets Scoopsies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YYjDATW8dE

i think janny-chan beat up john-chan

>>52377698
>>52377448

>>52374803
can u throw moar cores at it
like copy that array into 8 threads and have each calc every 8th j then merge em at the end
Also seconding the idea that Series obj is sussy af just use an array baka
WMA is weighted moving avg innit
I'm not really seeing how you can avoid this being O(len*src.count)
u should profile it but the inner loop is probably most important and the most sus steps are that obj access and the * cause mult is slow

>>52375135
based prealoocator

>>52377698
God I hope they interview all of us
Then I can use one of this guy's >>52377532 voice changers

>>52377709
Oh, thanks. I didn't notice

freshsmgupdate https://youtu.be/-YYjDATW8dE https://youtu.be/-YYjDATW8dE https://youtu.be/-YYjDATW8dE

Oh wow, I made the based poster list...
Even though you know I was never gone, I just slowed down on the poem posting. I'll try to keep posting at least one per day around closing bell, though

Insider tip, Sam-Bankrunner Fried is fleeing to South America to start a Sovereign Nation State on an unchartered flight.

You KNOW what time it is, brothers and sisters of the Hebrew faith. What the fuck is He Brewing up?

@CIA
>>52377089
>>52377089

>>52377725
by the way if you're serious and want to use a voice changer, use Clownfish Voice Changer. easy to setup, works like a charm

Where do you guys usually keep your Trade Buddy when the market close?

>>52378029
Thanks, bookmarked
Maybe I'll let Rocker interview me

>>52378067
plastic bag up my asshole inside a secret squat plug compartment

lmao FTX getting hacked.

This could be another bullish moment for stocks since crypto shitcoins are going to be absolutely worthless soon.

>>52378250
>soon

>>52378250
Two weeks

>>52378250
i am really enjoying watching this shit burn down and cant wait til the names of people who lost millions are posted

also rocker has herpes and got the vax

>>52378250
/stock market general/ bros.................................................................................................................We won.

>>52374724
Do people who make ill-conceived investments and financial decisions really deserve to lose it all when it inevitably blows up in their faces?
Shouldn't we as the moral society we are prevent such disasters from occurring?

>>52378306
when /biz/ becomes a stock market board we're all moving to /soxl/ general

>>52378325
Yes, it’s natural law survival of the fittest. Our economy only started going so haywire when we started bailing out failed ventures

Is AQB a good buy now at .70?

>>52378325
No we should just profit from it.

>>52378280
>>52378272
ok I stand corrected, they are worth dogshit now

>>52378325
There will always be winners and losers anon. Why is it when people succeed it's their gain, but when they fail it's our loss?

>>52378351
I thought it was when they broke from the gold standard and started doing all the stuff that caused husbands to no longer be able to provide for the entire household on one income.

>>52378364
welcome back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O6IqJAsW0g

>>52378325
Ohhhh poor little baby made a bad investment? FUCK YOU. Pull yourself up by your fucking bootstraps and DEAL with it. NOT MY PROBLEM. Oh you lost your house and now you're sucking dick behind the dumpster at Wendy's just to survive? NOT MY PROBLEM. Starving and getting pissed on by a pack of feral niggers in exchange for a half-eaten spicy chicken sandwich? NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.
NO MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT REGULATIONS THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT MY NANNY REEEEEEEEEEE

If I find a fat plain looking woman, will she be loyal to me and cook every now and then?

>>52378834
depends on how many peepees she has taken

>>52378840
OK great. Now where do I find a chunker?

>>52378864
any dating app anon, theyll be so honored to have a strong man

wonder if we'll retest 3600 again

>>52374803
>my java code is slow
yes
>okay but really
hack your jvm to use simd
>fr fr
profile the code then ask us to do your homework
>fr x 3
bottleneck is almost certainly memory accesses on src and/or whatever result.Add is doing. probably more memory accesses.
float div is a const in that loop, you can remove the divisions completely with math on your sum += src[i+j] * (len - j) inner loop routine. But your bottleneck is memory accesses not divs.

>>52378907
it's possible, but i doubt it. we bounced hard as fuck off of 3500, i dont think people assume we will ever break that

>>52378907
Unless something legitimately bearish materializes like an oil embargo or President Kamala, this rally goes on until mid december

>>52378987
to add: your algorithm is O(n^2) on the length of src and look like an accumulation. You might be able to get it to O(n) with a prefix sum to remove excess accumulation. for i = 1, you compute, 2, 3, ..., 1 + len. Then for i = 2, you compute 3, 4, .., 2+ len. This is all excess calcs. I am too lazy to write more.

been browsing the catalog, the heck is up with those holocaust people? was kanye right? seems so
seems so

is it too late to fomo into copper stocks. I never started a position earlier.

>>52379433
COPX isnt even up that much

>nobody in this thread knows what an exponentially weighted moving aversage is

will we break through the 200ema hymen?

>>52379744
idk what hat is

>>52378325
That's the way it goes. I'm down to nothing for the 5th time. 6th time's the charm. I'll make it this time.

>>52379433
look at lithium, now look at copper.

it has a whipsaw effect where copper producers will stop producing as much due to low prices which will spike it, and copper is needed for the same things lithium is

i only have $2500 in my copper position because commodities are hard, but i can see a case

I think that if crypto finally implodes, it would be reduce inflation enough in December to warrant as santa rally

Any SOXL CHADS on line?
Did you take profits or you're dumb dumb like me and you keep holding hoping it'll go back to $20?

watching ftx go bankrupt is beautiful, means more stonks pumping in the future

https://youtu.be/2m2Lr_HqCfg

>>52379608
just use a simple MA, what are you, tryin to be smart or something

>>52380097
Crypto isn't even close to big enough to have any sort of outsized effect like that. The entire crypto market is a drop in the water.

just realized that my 401k is invested primarily in index funds, meaning that they're holding a basket of securities tracking the S&P 500, and if within the S&P 500 is Microsoft, the now-parent company of ZeniMax Media, which is the parent company of Bethesda, where Todd Howard works in, my 401k has therefore contributed towards keeping Skyrim available in the marketplace, allowing people to continue repurchasing it, meaning my money is used for repurchasing Skyrim once more.

How does Todd Howard do it...

Why is Denn on a moon mission?

>>52380163
I recently bought skyrim vr. Likely the fifth time I purchased the exact same game.

>>52380134
why do you people keep saying that. the entire capitalization of all shitcoins are barely that of ONE SINGLE STOCK in the s&p 500. and that's not even true because it's incredibly illiquid of an asset.

>>52380163
holy based

>>52380172
Rocker was right. People want to eat out at a sit down restaurant, but they want to do so on a budget, what with inflation and all.

>>52374724
too Late be rich but just in time to not get scammed.

>>52374932
This. It’s a toss up. Markets could go either way from here. Never been so torn whether to long or short in my life.

jim cramer claims that logistics industry slowing down means that inflation could be going down...


So basically we are heading into a depression next year, fucking great.

>>52374964
Straddle. Sell calls & puts near ATM and let IV crush do it’s thing and hope for crabbing for at least 1 trading day.

I will be shorting Disney

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/11/disney-plans-hiring-freeze-job-cuts-memo-says.html

>>52379608
I don't do TA when deciding what to buy, so yes, I don't know what this stuff means.

>>52375819
I already dumped my bags on you Friday before the closing bell. Thank you.

>>52380653
uhhh that's what meta did and they gained 15% in 2 days after

>>52376326
It is. Those of us who longed it beginning of last week already cashed out.

>The flight with callsignLVKEBis currently not tracked by Flightradar24. It's either out ofcoverageor has already landed.

>Do you want to see the flight history of this aircraft? [Y / N]?

Y. Y, Bankrunner-flayed. Y...

@CIA

>>52376048
Yep, I plan my budget every year. It doesn't take much time too, I just make rough estimates

>>52380684
for now

I bet we crab today.

>>52381092
Hehe, Golden Crabs in a Silver Bucket...

FTX twitter staff actually liked that post on my wall.

>>52381108
Jews lost a lot of money on crypto, didn't they?

>>52381129
Yep. Let’s hope they can find it. My retirement is depending on it.

>>52381145
Sorry to hear that, fren.

Is the minimum trade restriction limit for a purchase outside of regular trading hours 100 shares a single purchase? are there some stocks you literally can't buy unless you have 100x the share amount? is this a brokerage thing? yyyyyes i've read the pasties

Hey, anon, what do you think about buying US/Canada train transportation companies? Chooo-chooo! I like trains (when I was a kid my papa bought me small trains), they give dividends, the business is solid (not like shitty Meta bytes). Prove me wrong, pls

>>52380137
>>52380668
I'm referring to >>52374803. EWMAs have complexity O(n) where n is the length of the array.

So what happens if crypto contagion is the black swan that finally collapses this shitheap?

>>52381743
BTC market cap is only 1 Walmart. Nothingburger.

>>52381777
>digits
bullish
>red id
bearish

snip snip

>sold yesterday and thursdays rally
>my orders probably wont go through till tuesday or wednesday at the earliest

I'm fucked aren't I?

>>52381665
Trains are going to have capex and opex ahead of them with massive diesel shortages and union strikes forcing higher wages. They'll need to put money down to transition to hydrogen/ammonia fuel engines. You're better off putting money into drybulk shipping and barges, particularly companies that are already in the process of moving to natgas or ammonia bunker vessels.

https://www.deutschebahn.com/en/presse/press_releases/Deutsche-Bahn-develops-emission-free-ammonia-hydrogen-engine-8925094

>>52381383
The standard is 1000 shares. It’s already an accommodation to let you trade 100 without calling it an odd lot.

>>52381743
full speed ahead to deflating stagnating depression in the markets

https://youtu.be/szDnqw-Tz5I

>>52375202
4100 for sure next week, using meme lines on previous tops

>>52381383
>>52382097
what? a round lot by definition is 100 shares, not 1000. and you can absolutely trade odd lot (less than 100 shares) in Extended Hours Trading (pre-market and after hours session). people do it all the time, but typically for EHT all orders are limits only instead of market which is a regular session deal

all of this assuming your run of the mill standard US brokerage house ofc

>cryptopajeets are now finding out their coins are literally fucking worthless
>complete meltdown, shitcoin in a straight dive down
>billions of valuable dollars extracted from fucking chumps worldwide in a pyramid scheme in exchange for worthless fucking memecoins
This is fucking hilarious. Congratulations to the few that actually won the hot potato game though.

>>52381892
what kind of african broker do you use that takes 2 days to clear an order? wtf

Sam-Bankrunner-Flayed did not like his new home in Victoria, South America.

>>52382389
i don't think he's talking about settlement, which is a standard T+2 (trade date and two biz days, so if sold on a monday, can move money/withdraw by wednesday). he can trade unsettled cash. i think that anon is just memeing

>>52382389
mutual funds on schwab take forever to transfer unless i pay an extra fee to have them done sooner

>>52382290
On the trading floor they sling 1000 shares at a time. Someone has to pack your 100 into a 1000. Of course there’s more automation now.

>>52382468
What? Mutual funds only transact once per day, at market close... but as long as you put in an order before that cutoff time, your buy/sell should go through that day. Wtf is Schwab doing that it takes multiple days? In my Vanguard account, I can buy a fund and have it in my account even before the cash transfer from my bank is complete.

>>52382468
oh mutual funds, yeah they have some weird rules. i would highly suggest switching to ETFs unless you have some good reason

>>52382468
now this is just blatant falsehood. mutual funds settle T+1 instead of T+2, meaning they actually settle a day earlier for purposes of move money than equity, which includes ETFs! Now ofc you dont active trade MFs, but if your intention was to withdraw money, mutual funds would be faster provided you placed the sell order BEFORE market close as MFs trade once a day sometime late in the night

i am going to guess you put your order after market close meaning it gets put in the next biz day, and with last Friday being a non-settlement and non-banking holiday, it would add in extra time -- but still less time than if you had sold an ETF. then if you tried to online transfer it out, that takes another 1-2 biz days. which i stall standard processing time in most brokerage US domestic houses. moral of the story here is one, stop being fake and gay, and two, if you want to move money do a wire instead

schwab actually gives you 3 free wires per quarter if you have account values over $100k+ so no excuses. t. long time schwab user who keeps a lot of money in SWVXX, the schwab money market fund that trades like a MF

had so many calls with their brokers about this since there were times when i would call and ask why my money didnt move in time to my bank

For some dumb reason i thought that the market yesterday closed at 23:00 London time. I did not sell my stocks and now i am shiting my pants.

also theres no fee to clear an order earlier, its set by FINRA and the SEC these settlement and trade times. you were probs thinking of the normal wire fee to transfer it out sooner

>>52382685
>schwab actually gives you 3 free wires per quarter
Maybe that anon has an account with the wrong Schwab

How can millennials be this retarded?
How?!
HOW?!!

>>52382468
>mutual funds in your brokerage account instead of etfs
bruh

>>52382744
>instead of buying bonds that are a hedge against inflation, buy some fucking meme "inflation protected" bond index
What goes on in the brains of people who do this?

How hard are we gonna gap up Monday?

ded thred
ded gaem

>>52380117
I’m shorting SOXL on Monday open. It’s extremely overbought.

Really makes you ponder

>>52383089
daily RSI SOXX 67.49
barely outside of average true range on daily
it is getting there, but it still has a ton of room to run
can go either way in a big direction
right now I think it is premature

Is this bullish for the stock market

can someone explain why DAX is just -10% from ATH? it broke 200 MA like it's the next golden bullrun.. isn't EU more fucked than US?

>>52376146
>>52377719
No like it literally extends List with some convenience functions, its literally a List. I tried doing it a raw array and there was no difference. As I said the issue is literally how WMA gets calculated, you cant precaulate or cache shit with it.
If you have 1000 items and length 10, say it hits index 87, at some point it will calculate 87x10, 87x9, ..., 87x1, but they all belong to different terms. I tried breaking them up and calculating it a different way but it too was slower by a factor of 4

>>52375404
Mine was $1300. Good thing my family scams food stamps tho.

>>52382936
omg no jesus, it IS a good hedge but the way it works is that the dividend yield spikes pic related
so yes it's down 16% but it's yield has tripled

>>52383489
so if you're some boomer with $100,000 a year in tips, you are suddenly getting an extra $4000 a year for bills during a high inflation time

>>52383413
you are right that the number of loops can't be mitigated. HOWEVER. That means you need to make sure whatever runs in those loops runs as fast as possible.

Now. turning to your loop. you are using series.Add, on EVERY loop. Malloc'ing a bunch of times is way slower than doing it once. You should declare a raw array once at the beginning, then just index into it for the result. By the way, if Series is implemented as a linked list rather than as an array, then .add will actually not be too bad but that access step will be O(N)

Secondly, you said that doing this with an array made no difference. This means one of two things:
> you were using .Add every loop still so the ""array"" was some shitty object not bare-metal and was getting re-sized'd every time
>something else is bottlenecking it even harder, which would probably indicate the lang you are using is not designed for bare metal arithmetic

So honestly if stripping that loop to the bone and getting shitty objects out of there doesn't do it, your options are:
> unironically rewrite it in C
> find an official library for the lang that does vector math (which is just a fancier way of doing the above)
The algo itself can't really be optimized that I can see.

>>52383152
>crypto jew that pays with your money
>takes token selling funds to give back to the firms that invested in him
>everything rugs (((somehow)))
>major democrat donor
many such cases!

>>52375404
>23k
You own just a lot of something?

>>52383692
Thanks for analyzing.

>BREAKING: FTX had a “backdoor” built into its accounting software by SBF, which he used to move billions without triggering alerts to other staff, auditors etc - Reuters

doot doot doot sneaking out my backdoor

>>52383939
That sounds highly illegal.

Alright I'm thinking of being a degenerate and getting a 80k personal loan, deposit into Robinhood and margin to the max to buy 10 19jan24 puts on Robinhood. Bankman is gonna have to dump his 8% stake and it's just gonna spiral out of control for Robinhood. There is no way this money losing company lasts

>>52384361
You’re gonna position yourself in the middle of the Citadel-Robinhood scheme to make back your losses from being in the Alameda-FTX scheme.

>>52384361
How do you imagine he's going to take that money out retard?

>>52384361
>Alright I'm thinking of being a degenerate and getting a 80k personal loan

how about dont?

I bought puts on Friday so everyone can rest assured that the dump wont be Monday and I just wasted money.

We're in trouble. Institutions in crypto are going to tank.
Monday is going to be a bloodbath.

Bros I never come here on the weekend but the crypto stuff is just great. feels good to be a smgger

>>52384531
>crypto
Okay,how about the real market?

>>52384361
>80k personal loan

>>52384361
Robinhood influences retail as does webull.. institutions will want to buy robinhood just so they control the articles that flow..

>>52384549
It will bleed into the real market

>>52384553
I might do this too

>>52384560
Big money is probably gambling on crypto twinks selling their btc and buying indexes...

Dems won
OilCHADs we just keep on making money off retards

>>52384594
Nevada bros...

So will the FTX fiasco give sec more control over other coins like btc?

>>52383692
1000 tests against a 1000 size array with 100 length WMA is like 240000 ticks vs 237000 ticks. Negigible. Anyways its probably fast enough but it just seems 4x slower than the others

>>52384553
hahaha imagine owning her money... like she steps on your face and use you as human chair to as a interest payment... hahaha that would suck haha

https://twitter.com/UKR_Report/status/1591269229088886785

Will this stop the printing press?

Why is this thread still here? We should have gone through at least three or four by now. Also when is the market going to do something? The suspense has been killing me.

>>52384970
well if its on twitter then it must be true

>>52384677
I'm not quite 133t enough to eyeball how long that should take on bare metal. but. assuming this is part of a larger application and you don't want to rewrite the whole thing. then re-write just your wma function in C and benchmark it with the same test cases. this will give you a lower bound on how much faster you can make it (I mean I guess you could maybe go faster than C with assembly but...). beware not to init the input array in the code itself or the compiler will probably just optimize it out. Once you have a proof of concept for how much time you could theoretically save on language overhead. then you know if it's worth it to try to optimize any more.

>>52385112
Everyone taking a long weekend for Veterans Day apparently. Also everyone knows this pump is fake, the grind down will resume shortly so why stress.

remember when 10 billion was a lot of money?

Western yuros are so imbecile and naive holy shit. There are no words beside niggers that can describe their imbecile and naive minds. They think thats just because we are in 2022 and they are in a democratic country shit doesn't happen behind the curtains. We have centuries worth of information from all corners of the globe where there are leaders and people behind pulling strings for their benefit. Because they are in 2022, western eu nation with institutions that check for corruption nothing happens. They don't think that now, in a globalized world there isn't a ring of people pulling strings and having conflicts with other string pullers. And if something happens its just a small independent case where a local mayor gets caught in embezzlement with his secretary or weapons manufacturer bribing officials.

>>52385382
don't worry about them
play golf all the time and forget they exist

>>52374803
HFTs use FPGAs or ASICs.

>>52385341
>everyone knows this pump is fake
But what if we get a soft CPI in Dec and see an S&P ceiling of 44-4500? You don't want to miss out on that, do you?
>>52385351
Son, I remember when 1 million was like "holy fuckin' gawd dang shit" money.

I went out for breakfast and through the powers of eavesdropping, I picked up some intel for the markets:
A boomer guy nearby was talking on his phone (as boomers wont to do in public), and I heard him say "I'm going to follow her on YouTube"
Use this as best you can

>>52385588
https://www.citadelsecurities.com/careers/details/fpga-engineer/

>>52385617
>39 posts by this id
You should have stayed out

>>52385617
Based shinobi.

>>52385662
>>52385617
jesus

>>52385662
I had a bottle of wine last night and wrote a bunch of posts explaining SPACs to some guy earlier in this thread (it IS now over half a day old, afterall). I don't remember what else I posted though.

>>52385719
I look like this when I drink and /smg/.

>>52385594
>But what if we get a soft CPI in Dec
Then JPow will still hike the rates? This "soft" CPI recently still showed 4-5% annualized inflation if you take just the monthly numbers and extrapolate them, so rates aren't quite ahead yet. Not to mention, neither increased interest payments nor the absolute obliteration of EMEA economies (which S&P companies have a lot of income and/or factories in) has really filtered through yet to earnings. And it will get worse even with some de-escalation in Ukraine, remember Nordstream is rekt so gas flow will be hindered regardless of the outcome. I honestly think though the rising rates may be a bigger story than energy prices, so many companies are debtmaxxed and will be fucked when they have to roll their bonds.

yeah the market might pump on retard strength but I'd rather get my guaranteed 5% than gamble on a sinking ship. SPY at 22 PE made sense with rates at 2% but that calculation has changed.

im using a margin account, if i open a position can i settle the margin loan for the long without selling the position?
i dont want to be accruing interest on my long term holds, is it better to just have a separate cash account for this?

>>52385112
God I wish that were me.

Baking.

>>52385382
not my problem

Tricked! I was only pretending to bake.

>>52385966
Haha we do like to have fun here

Baking for real this time.

>>52385989
Hornswoggled again!

I'm new to this whole stock market thing. But I remember hearing JPOW talk about how the only part of the curve he really cared about was the 3month/10year and that's just recently inverted. This reads to me that this pump is likely fake and gay and may be my only chance to recoup some of my losses for the foreseeable future. Looking at the history of 3month/10year inversion dates does not paint a pretty picture. Once the market does tank further it'd probably be best to buy banks and tech right? As that's what does best at the start of a new cycle? That seems to be what the market is betting on happening right now, but the inversion JUST happened.

>>52374724
That gif perfectly represents me pouring my wage into my trading account, especially how it just keeps pouring in and the level of the glass not even rises notably.

New

>>52386172
>>52386172

>>52385809
Those are all interesting considerations but aren't there some sort of balancing factors that, in some sense, "route around" the damages (like the third world collapses, and the big underwater gas tube thing)? LIke, just one example that I am only vaguely aware of to a very slight actual degree, some of the iPhone production is being moved to India or some place, I think it was India, and even just the logistics of that movement requires some invested money flows to implement. So, capital is moving, some people are having to pay, and some people are getting paid, to make that happen.

Then you have things like the Mississippi river drying up and shipping barges getting stuck. They had to do some digging out to lower the floor in places. They were going to get those goods through one way or another, which of course raised the cost of those goods at the retail end, but also some other company got paid to do that digging.

So, assuming there is any validity at all to the line of thinking I've just pointed towards in a mostly uneducated and generalized, even somewhat abstracted manner, would it indicate that there are good trades to be had from all this, but the specifics of which "companies" or even sectors might be shifted from the usual a bit? I don't know, please do not mistake me for having a know it all spirit, I'm just trying to maybe stir up a worthwhile nugget out of the mud.
>>52385617
Boomer here, I do not like to talk on the phone ever, under any circumstances.

>>52375653
>41pbty
getting there anon but good on you for creating discource

>>52386198
Considering I was asleep for four or five hours, this is more of a statement on how slow /smg/ is right now... Even for a weekend.

>>52385813
Maybe brokers handle this differently but all I can tell you is a margin account with IBKR isn't using margin while you have cash, in currency of stocks brought, to cover open positions.

>>52386270
Agreed, 10m and 4 posts
but it's quicker on a market day, and I do enjoy the chaos

>>52386383
fuc wrong one

>>52386197
I was just doin' some house chores and had this hit my mind again and thought to extend the shipping issues example type...even when the goods get stuck for a while somewhere like ports and warehouses and all that, someone is getting paid for storage. Generally, it seems like even when "everyone" is losing, someone is winning off it. How does one determine where to look for those opportunities within the reflected markets?