/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUNDS NOT SAFU
FUNDS NOT SAFU

Fake and gay

...right?

>>52376563
>hacked
Do they really think we’re gonna fall for this retarded shit?

damn funds are gone can't help you guys now. Well played hackers

>>52376563
you can buy that star icon as a subscription and make a new group for the admin label.

>>52376563
The goyim will believe this hhahahahaha

>no refunds

>>52376591
Post tits or GTFO

>>52376585
No its on FTX tg group
its legit

Seriously get out of the space now

>>52376606
THE HECKIN SPACERINO

wtf is this shit? We are bankrupt. We also got hacked. Also, our app is malware. Oh, BTW, our site may or may not download Trojans.

Check the other thread, multisig wallet took all the funds. He’s fleeing.

>>52376606
...my KYC ID was on FTX
How fucked am I?

>>52376640
at least this means he's not dumping right? if he exchanges to any stable coin they'll just freeze it.

>>52376563
>FTX app keeps erroring out.
Alright I trust this nig. I'm uninstalling that piece of shit right now.

>>52376681
what are u stupid, of course he can mix it.

>>52376563
It's real. Sent on discord and telegram.

>>52376563
>Hackers

>>52376563
which government is responsible for this? This is insane. The FTX crew must know they have somewhere to run away to.

>>52376709
EFT

>>52376714

The only government in the world that will grant Sam asylum no questions asked and welcome him in even.

>>52376563
>tfw used to use blockfolio just to track everything in one place so I never had to actually log in anywhere to see how I was doing, but then deleted it and switched to delta when they changed the name to ftx and made the interface super gay
Trusting your gut bros, we made it.

>>52376738
ukraine

>>52376701
they're claiming it's a hack, which gives stablecoin issuers cause to freeze and validators cause to censor any tx to tornado

Is there any word on Sam's whereabouts?

FUNDS ARE GONE, NERDS

>>52376746
holy shit I didn't even know ftx was blockfolio, damn 2017 was the good old days seeing myself earn more than my job checking my 'folio every 15 minutes.

>>52376591
kek

>>52376769
and? uncensorable tokens can still be mixed

>>52376644
Enjoy identity theft

>>52376826
i think tonight is the night we see Monero die.

>>52376591
god damned hackers. Probably the same group using paul krugmans IP to download child porn

Bullish for FTTC

There are probably thousands of people who lost their entire life savings today and will kill themselves.

>>52376591
yeah this seems way too obvious

>>52376563

True if big.

>>52376910
I hope this is true and Interpol captures sam in the middle of having sex with caroline.

>>52376714
Sams mother is a major democrat fundraiser. Ftx was a way to launder money to the dnc. He fucked it up and now the upper echelons are taking everything he has. Wait for a mysterious accident where he sadly passes, or an Epstein if he gets jailed.

>>52376970
Literally this.

Mossad is seething right now

i didnt lose any money

security footage picked up this unknown individual in the FTX offices on friday night, if you have any information please post it in the discord with a photo of your cock.

>>52377150
>dyson
nigga needs to up his suck game, bigly

>>52376591
I have the sudden urge to buy a Samsung

>>52376802
I tried to keep using it to track my shit for a while, but then they added this little swoop on top of the logo that made it look like some soiyfag's haircut, and it was just so fucking gay I basically deleted the app instantly when I saw it. Really wish I could find a pic of that logo but I guess they realized how bad it was and shoah'd it. Any anons know what I'm talking about?

>>52376606
this space can be so ugly sometimes

((hackers)) current holdings

>>52376644
Super.

>>52376578
>>52376585
damn... sorry about that

>>52376591
>hackers
Must be russians again

>>52377282
>2 million LINK

>>52376828
>>52377303
Shit, but I closed my account before this shit went down

>>52377335
bet this is how they kick off the
>cyber pandemic

LMAO
wtf is going on? There's so much fucking shit happening around this story that I can't even follow

>>52376563
lmao it's fucking real

>>52377590

Just watch this, it explains everything.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1668210389566820.webm

>bro the funds are totally being hacked don't try and withdraw or get funds please

lmao hopefully he gets the rope

>>52377609

>>52376563
why are jews like this?

>>52377609
>they were fucking and cumming on top of customers' funds while rolling their banknotes to sniff out coke all year long
How do you find the will to come up with an excuse at that point? Might as well come out of the closet and come to terms with yourself that you are into findom.

FTX users and everyone who use a CEX is a cuck lol

>>52377752
can you imagine SBF fucking caroline on that beanbag? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>52377780
He was fucking her inside the beanbag since there was no money left after using it to smoke weed every day.

>>52376591
No worries, the FBI siezed the private keys, just like the Oil Pipeline hack, too easy!

>>52376585
not fake. Just went on Twitter and ex-devs who have hated Sam are confirming and screaming at normies to delete the apps

LMAOOOOOOO
Mossad is burning this bitch down with no survivors.

>>52377752
oh fuck off, acting like your de-fi wallets are so superior.

1) Any site can be compromised just like this. Pancakeswap and Uniswap are run by real people and it's ridiculous the amount of money going through them. It's hard to believe the security couldn't break down at some point.

2) cexes are the reason why bitcoin ever reached 3 figures. You really think crypto is going to go up with you and a bunch of other /biz/ards just putting in and taking out the same money over and over? Crypto is a ponzi and like any ponzi it needs mass adaption. Cexes are the way for that.

3) Binance is brilliant, it offers you ever possible thing you could think of and it's actually even fun.

4) There are no gas fees on binance, the trading fees are like 0.1% and literally 0 for bitcoin.

>>52377956
kek you're a cuck

>>52377956
cz... plz go

>>52376892
Honestly the first time I saw FTX I thought it was some crypto sports betting site. So I stayed away.

>>52377925
This is good for link right?

>>52378078
The hacker is only dumping link right now

>>52376563
It’s over

>>52378061
>>52376892
Only exchanges I ever truly enjoyed using was kucoin. Feels like I'm on acid when I navigate the ui.

Never used ftx, never had the urge to buy ftm. All I do is stack rose on kucoin and send it to my wallet to stake. Think I'll buy another 500k when btc goes to 13,996k

>>52377956
>bro if it wasn't for cexes we wouldn't have had all these pump and dumps that have ruined the opinion of crypto forever in the eyes of the general public

Crypto needs businesses using it, not dumb little niggers making money off of bags for no real use-case.

Bitcoin can only become a real currency when it is used solely as a medium of exchange which has basically not changed at all in ten years. Instead niggers like you focussed on ponzis to inflate the value of it rather than increase the viability of it as a public currency.

>>52377609
kino.

>>52376563
INSIDE JOB

Why the fuck didn't SOL flash crash to zero frens... I'm gonna lose $7 on my short if it keeps going up like dis

>>52376644
doesn't matter, FTX wasn't hacked, it was an inside job, and they have had access to your ID the entire time

>>52378159

Bitcoin can never be a real currency for obvious reasons.

>>52377956
>Any site can be compromised
If they're built by retards
>Pancakeswap has real people
Code can only be changed by a DAO vote
>CEX's are good for adoption
True, I'd say use PayPal, they have 4 coins now.
>Binance is brilliant
Shut up, angel
>There are no gas fees
Not your keys, Binance legally has to freeze the accounts of sanctioned individuals and anyone by court order.

Elon live on kim dotcom's space. Saying doge to the moon. Whats with this african?

>>52378061
exodus wallet was shilling ftx
glad i stayed away

I'm on the website, dubs tells me what to do next on this page.

>>52378699
dear god this has to be a joke. is it just a stupid immature prank by another billionaire?

>>52376590
You are going to do nothing, goy, just cope and seething

>>52376644
depends on how much money you have.

>>52377150
I know that guy! It’s Sam “Bankman” Hyde! He’s notorious, figures he’d be behind all of this.

>>52376885
nice, and the boomers would have to roll eth back too. lol, they just might.

>>52377956
>Pancakeswap and Uniswap are run by real people and it's ridiculous the amount of money going through them. It's hard to believe the security couldn't break down at some point
They are not "run by real people" in the way that matters: nobody has custody of user funds or ability to access them. The smart contracts are designed so devs do not have that access. The worst possible thing they could do is replace the frontend with malware and steal all new transactions coming in for a few minutes until getting caught.

>acting like your de-fi wallets are so superior.
Yes, DeFi is superior. Trust your money to code not people.

>>52376563
>>52376563
Will my phone get a virus if I go to ftx.com?

>>52377956
CZ is an. anticompetitive, unimaginative, and lying chink faggot who destroys any competitor he cant control. He is way better at this shit than SBF, but he is a centralizing force, he's neutral evil.

>>52379001
They are all working together

CZ
Sam Bankman
USA
China
Russia
Europe

Every single one is working together for one purpose

make you poor

make you own nothing

make you happy

bye privacy

hi personal digital id and wallets

>>52376892
The ACKs of redditors are like music to my ears

I still got the ftx blockfolio app
Will it do harm?

>>52376591
The quick succession of threats to security and safety of assets on the blockchain is becoming worrisome.

>>52378151
Why rose?
Meta going under made me from that shit.

>>52379072
They pushed a malicious update

>>52379016
Except for link marines

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
>HACKED

surely not even the goyim would fall for this 65 iq ruse

>>52377609
calm down randy

>>52379072
it bricked my phone. Scared as fuck to use my phone for banking or opening other crypto wallets. I suggest you re-format your entire phone if you can. I know i'm gonna do exactly that.

>>52378955
i'd like to add that the entire concept is just a way for humans to measure greater distances in their minds than it is for a greater average to access, and thus be placed beneath one's own self worth on a representative table of data - or social class. robot lives matter, but you won't get the best of me mr. bot. good will always prevail, because good is the long term goal for us all, not a stepping stone to short term benefit of ones self.

>>52379161
what exactly happened? were you able to uninstall?

damn that sucks

>>52376578
FUNDS GONU

So what's a good portfolio tracker, I used ftx from blockfolio days. Delta the best alternative?

>>52379305
i use coingecko

>>52379311
Thanks fren

>>52379189
basically went down like this
>open ftx
>at top of the screen see prompt about "connection error" or something like that
>say "welp fuck it i guess i'm deleting this"
>try to uninstall
>get error like "this is a system app and can't be uninstalled"
>entire system freezes
>black screen

I had to restart my phone, and I DID remove the app, but I'm not gonna log into my bank acc or open my crypto wallets on my phone until I reformat it now.

>>52376892
Normie fun money exchange. Not killing themselves but never ever coming back. We all die now.

>>52379366
>open ftx

i lost over 500k :)
i cant sleep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME CZ

>>52379173
GPT3?

>>52376892
Imagine getting into cryptocurrencies not to cryptographically assure the ownership of your money but to put it on some jew website like all your money basically is already. Goyim deserve it.

>>52377956
>Any site can be compromised just like this.
Proper way to host a smart contract interface is on IPFS. Then it's distributed and you can assure that if the hash is right, it's the same trusted website.
>There are no gas fees on binance
A genuine advantage

>>52378159
>Crypto needs businesses using it, not dumb little niggers making money off of bags for no real use-case.
This right there.

>>52379016
Even if kikes are pissed they may lose the control of the money printer with Bitcoin, they still get a pretty good consolation prize of being to trace all money movements. They won't be caught of guard ever again thanks to transparent block chains. Their control of institutions makes sure they're the ones to fuck people up with that information. With transparent blockchains, nowhere to run from the terror of jewish institutions. Use Monero.

>>52376563
This doesn't make much sense, it sounds like an excuse. Hackers or not, they are the ones with the domain contract, and could simply terminate the website at will. Correct me if I'm wrong, but reason dictates that they could simply pull the plug on the website if this happened

>>52379443
WEB3?

>>52377919
>>52377316
>>52376563
NO REFUNDS

>trusting a jew
>trusting a vegan jew
>trusting a vegan jew who untraceably became a billionaire overnight
>trusting a vegan jew who untraceably became a billionaire overnight that donated millions to democrats
>trusting a vegan jew who untraceably became a billionaire overnight that donated millions to democrats from the money he made liquidating his own users
>trusting a vegan jew who untraceably became a billionaire overnight that donated millions to democrats from the money he made liquidating his own users all while taking meth nonstop
>trusting a vegan jew who untraceably became a billionaire overnight that donated millions to democrats from the money he made liquidating his own users all while taking meth nonstop and engaging in disgusting sex parties with utter goblins
it's the holocaust for retards

>>52379560
as if lol, i doubt any news soruce will bother telling people what some dumb fuck and the gang are up to trying to readjust to home life, or, no life to come back to? it's a cold harsh world anon-kun/

>>52379072
Not if you don't open or update it. Delete it immediately.

>>52379560
Now that you put it like that, they kinda deserved to be shoad desu

>>52377752
>FTX users and everyone who use a CEX is a cuck lol
Agreed

I blame wood nymphs. Fucking wood nymphs!

>>52377609
Checked. Absolute kino.

>they're just fucking and losing money and playing League of Legends in the Bahamas (sounds kinda based if they weren't so ugly ngl)

>>52379578
I did open it and there was some "connection error" note. Deleted it right after.

>>52379837
It's over

>>52376563
>run your company into the ground
>file for bankrupty
>say you got "hacked"
>the hacker that is totally not you withdraws everything
>the bankruptcy liquidators have nothing left to give to the customers
>start a new life in Israel

>>52379803
moar?

>>52376630
imagine malware demanding bitcoin and you don't have any now from this fiasco

Is it gone off the play store now? I can't see it

I live in the Bahamas
Holy shit
This FTX bullshit might be the worst thing to happen to us since Hurricane Dorian

>>52380025
stfu sam!

>>52380025
I only have 2 questions:

1. Are you a negro
2. Have you dicked Caroline

>>52377956
COLD
WALLET
SAFU

>>52380025
Post your BBC

>>52377609
caroline probably wouldnt be that bad from behind

>>52380025
Hey, are you aware that you could be making a ton of money?
Maybe things are different now with the bankruptcy. But with that ID people can get out money, so you can make a killing.

>>52380140
1. I"m black
2. No but I think I would if she offered. She has nicer legs than I expected, and being a black nerd I have a thing for nerdy girls
>>52380158
Will not
>>52380094
No I'm serious. The FTX mess is literally front-page news on one of our top newspapers over here, the Nassau Guardian
https://thenassauguardian.com/
It was a big headline on the actual paper, the first time I ever saw something crypto-related as a top story for a Bahamian newspaper
I just saw the paper yesterday while at a convenience store (I wish I had taken a pic of that, would have been good proof to post here)

>>52380367
PLEASE EXPLAIN EXACTLY HOW
I literally was going to make a next post on how I'm seeing a few news articles about FTX users trying to get their funds by buying NFTs from Bahamian accounts
I don't have an FTX account but I do have a couple NFTs

>>52376644
Glad I only did business with non kyc exchanges. Fuck getting into ((their)) system

>>52380446
How much crypto taxes do you pay in the Bahamas?

>>52376563
>sell and pocket funds before bankrupcy
>MUH HACKERS
I expected them to be scum but this is next level shit. And every move is obvious and in your face.

>>52376709
Racism!!!11

>be Blockfoliochad
>Get jewed with FTX
>have Delta previously but never used it for anything other than boomer stocks
>delete FTX when learning about the hacks
>go back to Delta
>can’t remember all the prices ive been buying at since 2018
>just put rough middle price
>-98%
Th-thanks

>>52380587
What are your favorite non kyc exchanges?

NO REFUNDS GOYS

>>52380497
Well I'll warn you now that it might be over now since the bankruptcy. But basically some based person there got the idea to make regulation that FTX is not allowed to block withdrawals from Bahamans.
So this week people without KYC have been finding Bahamans to hook up with where you KYC for their account or whatever and get their money out with some kind of deal. Or maybe just if you have an account they just send you the money and you cash out for them.
Also have heard of arranged marriages(lol, but some amounts of money make it worth it I guess).
Your NFT idea is good too.
It might all be over as of today though between the bankruptcy and the hack...

>>52380658
Zero. We're generally not that big on taxes over here (other than things like VAT)
And I did more googling on the FTX/Bahamian NFT thing. Seems like that loophole has since been plugged. Oh well, I probably wouldn't have done it anyway since it seems like it might have been a legal mess for me had I gone through it

Qui ????

>>52380669
how do you know its not forced liquidations to meet capital requirements for robinhood and all their other retarded investments

>>52379096
Privacy preserving projects will have a big break if there must be a widespread adoption of crypto, normie.

>>52376563
I'm not memeing I just open an FTX link fron /pol/ and Opera immediately opened my wallet which thank fuck I didn't have one

Goddamit nerds, so basically I can't trust binance any longer? Do I really need to learn how to set up a wallet?

>>52380781
>Zero
No wonder the kikes went there.

Also based, since taxation is theft.

Bahamas would have been a great place to live if it haven't one of the highest murder rates per capita in the World

>>52380931
>how do you know its not forced liquidations
Because they themselves said it's hackers? Why would they lie about liquidation

some of you guys are alright, don't go on ftx today

>>52376591
Damn! Well Sam at least you tried to recover user funds, that's all we can ask of you. I knew you weren't a bad guy, just really fucking unlucky

>>52381316
yes you should withdraw everything from binance, put it in cold storage, and then lose the keys.

>>52376563
If it's true they are monetizing this situation at every angle even using the website now to inject ads and shit. Never seen anything like this.

Reminds me of that time when CDPR got "hacked" when they were under a lot of pressure to patch Cyberpunk and used that "hack" as a reason not to patch shit for a year. Lots of well timed "hacks" happening, makes you think

>>52376590
yeah it's beyond preposterous they came to the conclusion it had to be an inside job high up exactly 25 minutes into the live stream yesterday.

>>52377163
Samsungs are a lot easier to hack and require multiple levels of malware protection. iPhones and some are constantly in lawsuits with the government because of their privacy policy and uncrackable encryption

>>52376892
based, crypto niggers deserve the rope

>>52376892
If your "life savings" is in offbrand crypto on an offbrand xchange you re broke or dont value money anyway. Most people who lost money are probably only half surprised at this happening.

>>52376873
Esoteric kek

funds are safu , trust me

>>52381683
Doesn't really make you think. Exchanges claim to be hacked all the time and run off with the coins.
When someone's racist on twitter, account was hacked sorry about that. Of course it was.
It's just an excuse now like mental illness to get out of court punishments.

>>52379486
Kikes run Bitcoin dummy.

>>52380446
I have quite literally never seen a black person post as elegantly sir.

>>52381708
kek apple gets hacked all the time. Don't remember the fappening?

>>52381516
>Bahamas would have been a great place to live if it haven't one of the highest murder rates per capita in the World
Just don't live in Nassau (New Providence island) and don't be involved in any drug/gang-related crime, and you most likely won't get killed
Most of the murder victims are locals (i.e. blacks) involved in the above-mentioned

>>52381801
Did that deal for FTX to buy Binance’s FTT bag in a private sale go through?

>>52376630
>>52376591
>>52376590
>>52376585
>>52376563
lmao they are openly looting the wallets and there's nothing you can do about it, very based

>>52381969
Also don't be a close friend/family member of one of the above people or a wife/gf of some angry guy, forgot to mention. They get killed a decent amount too

>>52382027
>AAA I GOT HACKED AND YOUR MONEY FELL INTO MY WALLET AAAAAA

>>52376746
Use “coin stats” if you want a similar version of blockfolio without the judaism.

Just realized my ID changed, I'm the same anon here
>>52380025
>>52380446
>>52380497

these people give you investing advice and tell you that LINK is not needed

>bancor
>celsius
>ftx
what do all these shitshows have in common?

>>52376563
>'hacked'
Of course they are. Totally unrelated to bankruptcy.

>>52376772
Sam did not like his new bush home in Victoria, South America.

Kayne was right

>>52381550
>>52381550
>Why would they lie about liquidation
to prevent a bank run? instead of losing everything, they can claim they lost a lesser amount by "hacks" but not to worry because authorities will investigate and meanwhile everything else is safe

>>52382213
didn't the guy just flee into the Bahamas and then FTX got "hacked" into his pocket? lol

>>52379423
Shut up poorfag. Who gives a flying fuck about your 500K of LUNC

>>52376563
> lead dev
> might download trojans
> in a sandboxed browser
LOL, lmao even

>>52382250
>bank run
Withdrawals are suspended what bankrun

Is there any evidence that FTX app is malware? It seems like a false flag so people don't log into their accounts, get their shit out, so Caroline and Sam can drain wallets.

>>52382613
If the "hack" is a false flag, there is a distinctly non-zero chance that the app was indeed modified to siphon your funds to third parties, except by FTX themselves so they can continue pretending and claim "sorry we couldn't do anything because you got yourself hacked". Still not worth the risk, if you want to touch FTX then do it via a browser since they're pretty tightly secured against funny business these days.

>>52382555
its not the lead dev, just some random ftx tg support guy who was parroting what twitter was saying. I know because i spoke to rey.

>>52379072
>>52379161
I opened it this last night and this morning because I was unaware. Nothing happened though and my phone still works fine. I deleted the app but I'm going to wait a little while before I open any banking apps.

>>52379872
AAAAND THATS WHY ITS YOUR KEYS, YOUR COINS, KIDS!

>>52376563
NO REFUNDS GOY

>>52376892
I wouldn't say they will go that far, but many of them are never coming back to crypto ever again.

>>52382757
Ah alright, I guess the guy is just fudding so that people don’t bother withdrawing

So how did this guy become a billionaire in the first place?

He started FTX, it became (((valued))) at billions and then transferred fake money into real money and gave it to mommy who gave it to Joe?

>>52376563
oy vey nothing we can do goy sorry about that.

>>52383034
Obviously money laundering and maybe some extra funds from democrats. I wouldn't be surprised if this entire thing is some kind of MOSSAD operation to bring more regulation to crypto.

>>52383034
Nobody actually knows. The likely reason is something to do with money laundering for DC
https://twitter.com/Hedgeye/status/1591240664779743232

>>52376563
Anyone care for some Ice cream ?

>>52383034
Not doubt scummy and illegal shit was going down. Israel, DC swamp creatures, Pedophiles, CIA, Ukrainians, etc.

>>52376563
Meh, I had the app installed on phone from when it was block folio, had switched to delta a long time ago…never had an account just local tracking data… hadn’t opened app in months, just deleted it without opening… think I’m good bros?

>>52376630
Bankrupt doesn't mean no money, it means you can't pay all your bills.
Bankman took all the money that was left and is now probably in Tel Aviv.

>>52383124
I am coping rn but I haven't seen anything other than 'FTX website + app hacked, don't open it has malware etc" like no one is reporting anything about getting their banking info comp'd etc.
It's also the weekend so that stuff may not take effect until Monday.
Either way, I think you're fine if you didn't even open it.

>>52376591
not the heckin fundus!

>>52383066
crypto as a concept boggles the mind.
BTC was obviously a government funded operation.
Satoshi means "Central Authority" in Japanese, yet it is focused on "decentralization".
At first it was all "the CIA loves it because they can do black money shit with it" but now it's all "everything is public and highly traceable so nothing can be hidden"
Everything about it is moving towards centralization and monitoring, yet it continues to tout the decentralized safe and secret bullshit.
I feel like it was always a Mossad/CIA psyop and then Monero came along and psyopped the CIA and now they want to reign it in with more of these massive psyops like "FTX means we need regulations".

>>52376892
You deserve to lose everything If you still had money in FTX after everything that happened

I bought a Trezor a long time ago but I never actually used it. Is now the time?

>>52376563
based, blame your exit strategy (violently stealing other people shit) on hackerzzzz

>>52376563
because the other thread got archived:
>Ah yes, "hacked" this weasel can't really sink any lower, can he?
in darknet markets they call this running an exit scam.
this is meant as a joke not as some hidden knowledge or whatever.

>>52383079
We do know you schizos. He was a normie that got uberrich on Bitmex during the last bullrun.

>>52384484
Kill yourself IRL

>crypto doesn't need regulation!

Oh look another exchange "got hacked", wow would you look at that!

>>52376563
The hacker market sold 3.59 million LINK

https://mobile.twitter.com/alpha_pls/status/1591370236812742659

>>52384693
No

>>52376585
https://news.bitcoin.com/ftx-reportedly-hacked-as-telegram-group-admin-comments-on-possible-malware-present-in-apps-irregular-fund-movements-registered-onchain/
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/11/12/ftx-crypto-wallets-see-mysterious-late-night-outflows-totalling-more-than-380m/
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ftx-officials-appear-confirm-potential-062927996.html
Gay? yes
Fake? depends what you mean by that,
see >>52376591

https://etherscan.io/address/0x59abf3837fa962d6853b4cc0a19513aa031fd32b

this is one of the hackers address with >200mil $on. He made a shitcoin called fuckftx and is buying up the supply since hours here.
https://etherscan.io/token/0x5Df16BA228B6CC7bC7933f1e419635ad2b998f17

check the first 2 tx´s. This is insane, will he buy all the tokens with the stolen ether? its at 600k mcap currently, this mad lad holy fuck

>>52384778
what tells you the "hacker" isnt just Bankrupt Man?

The jews are getting sloppy. Make it a bit less obvious.

>>52384778
Didn't they have like 39 million on their leaked balance sheet 3 days ago?

https://mobile.twitter.com/lookonchain/status/1591422527892787200?cxt=HHwWgMDU6e-W75UsAAAA

>>52377609
Are these the new Ram Ranch lyrics

>those funds man, i just wish they'd come barreling back through that firewall
>if the hackers ard out there, please send them back

>>52386385
Maybe the hacker will distribute the ftx assets. Sign up for how much you’re owed by buying $FUCKFTX.
>who needs bankruptcy lawyers

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

Funny how this never happened before bankruptcy proceedings.
>we got hacked oops haha guess we no longer have assets to liquidate and pay our creditors sowwy~

>>52386467
If I could spend just ONE HOUR with the cocktube rodent I would forgive all and become almeda's biggest goysoldier

>>52378699
Give me money

you guys are slow. Kraken CEO on twitter says they identified the hacker and gives some bullshit excuse of how these funds have been transferred to cold storage wallets by late working liquidator staff. Doesn't explain the selling but stays mum on that. Are they covering for each other?

>>52377243
>tfw a few pixels on top saved you hundreds, thousands, or millions of $$$

>>52376563
Funds mysteriously vanished in the bahamas

>>52376563
>telling your customers to uninstall the app and not visit the website
>the only two places they can withdraw money
lol

SAM, WHADDAYA GONNA DO
FUNDS GONE, BREAKDOWN

Bigger story than Ukraine. It's over for crypto.

The token not needed section of the top 100.

>>52382209
I have no idea

>>52376563
I got all my coins back 1 hour ago. I don't know why everyone is complaining.

>>52386610
Kraken CEO wants to restore trust in markets or he'll get rugged too.

>>52380720
not that anon but i've been using kucoin, they let you withdraw 1btc/24h no kyc.

>>52389779
Kraken is by far the most trustworthy of all the exchanges being subject to the full suite of US Regs. I still wouldn't keep my shit on there since they're a CEX and CEXes defeat the purpose of crypto but still. If any exchange were to make it through this intact it would be Kraken. I'd be interested to see a balance sheet though.

>>52389906
Wouldn't goybase be

>>52377752
They weren't cokechads, they were amphetamine virgins.

>>52390014
amphetamines will get you laid most nights, tho. so that's weird.