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wtf is Paragon

>Chainlink logo on live television
What are the implications of this bros

kek the first time cnbc mentions link and it calls it a scam along with doge, I LOVE this timeline

>>52372374
I don’t know but inverse Kramer indicates we are gonna fucking make it

Joe is really concerned that crypto is going to be used as hedge against USD. Jokes on him , it is

>>52372361
Digital Weed

>>52372330
i don't get it. aren't the blue properties the most valuable?

>>52372330
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY

>>52372416
His name is Joe? I thought it was Cosmo

>>52372392
Chainlink might not be a scam after all

>>52372330
Is this a buy signal?

>>52372455
iam earning weth

>>52372419
is smoking good for you bro's?

>>52372330
>shiba inu
>doge
>chainlink
>scams


lol wtf timeline is this!?

>>52372330
is this the first time chainlink was on live boomer mainstream tv?

>Chainlink on par with Dog Coins

OH NONONONONONO BIG MAC BROS?

>>52372330
Chainlink is literally funded entirely by securities fraud. Sergey is going to prison.

>ftt a literal worthless token
>boardwalk
>link a literal valuable token
>vermont
I guess as the saying goes, reverse Cramer.

Link IS a scam
Well maybe not a scam but a shitcoin. 3.5 billion dollars for a product that only has the following use case:
>generating random numbers, which is somehow hard to do in crypto
>it can "verify" the price of an asset

3.5 billions valuation for this lmao

>>52372330
>that pic
holy shiiiit

>>52372489
I believe it’s never been mentioned before today, this doesn’t feel real

>>52372330
this boomer is excellent to follow. always do the opposite of what he says and you'll be fucking rich. he was sucking sbf's cock until a few days ago

vermont ave bros
we just keep winning

>>52372644
inverse Cramer is not a fucking joke it is a legitimate big brain investment strategy

If Cramer ever says he likes something you hold, dump your bags immediately

>>52372330
Ftx as boardwalk? What is this Bernie madeoffopoly?

>vermont ave
Wait a second
>Vermont, like Oriental, is a good deal and can decide a game.
>It is cheap, relatively inexpensive, and serves as a good source of cash once 1 hotel is built.
>Vermont has the second-highest ROI (return on investment) in the game with a hotel, tied with Oriental Avenue.
>You receive $550 with the hotel and you pay $350 to build it up ($100 to purchase it initially and $250 worth of improvements).
>That's a $200 profit and a 157% ROI.
The choice of property is surely intentional

>>52372730
interesting. so what's the story with mediterian and baltic than? cheap but decent buy type places? I dont know this monopoly board game in detail just a few spots you can land being worth more than others

>>52372730
Can you do Connecticut ave for my DOT bags?

>>52372330
Lmao wtf

>>52372780
Iirc those are both shitholes not worth building on
>>52372790
>Connecticut Avenue is the last of the Light Blue properties, and as such has slightly higher rents and prices than Oriental Avenue and Vermont Avenue.
Overpriced
>Due to the lower odds of rolling a 9, rather than a 6 or 8, Connecticut Avenue is the least likely of the Light Blues to be landed on in the first turn.
Bad risk/reward
>Its British counterpart is Pentonville Road.
Strange how that word vaguely resembles "pedophile"

>>52372330
Bullish LINK

>>52372402
We're going through the moon

>>52372330
real or fake

>>52372330
Is this real?

>>52372901
>Its British counterpart is Pentonville Road.
>Strange how that word vaguely resembles "pedophile"
Phew, thought it was going to be all bad news for a second

I wonder if they told their interns to google "crypto scams" and LINK came up because of all the memes.

>>52373312
Bro…

>>52372455
Dude 4kmoms captcha is the biggest buy signal I've ever seen in my life
2PWYTH

>>52372455
Also checked

this is basically an endorsement by globohomo msm. when has this fucking retard been right literally ever

>>52372455
No. it just means high def milf porn

>>52372330
>>52373415
you understand the world with a higher degree of significance when you have a buzz going on. 100% some lizards up top use cramer as a sort of precursor joke. As witnessed by this photo >>52372552

WHERE ARE THE LINKMARINES

STINKY LINKIES WW@

>>52372330
WHOA!!!! JUST SAW ON THE TV WHAT HAPPENED!!! LOGGED ON TO THE COIN BASE AND SOLD. THANKS CRAMER

>>52372330
SOMEONE POST LINK TO CLIP I WANNA HEAR WHAT HES SAYING

>>52372330
>>52372392
Holy shit. This might be the only based CNBC take I've ever seen. Finally they got something right.

>>52373312
KEK

>>52372330

>>52373228
YES, PIC RELATED

MODS STICKY THIS SO NO NOOBS GET SCAMMED
LINK COIN IS A HOUSE OF CARDS

>>52373787
bitcoin bottom is 14,000 confirmed. we're going to shooting up by january and 2023 will be 2017 all over again.

BUY LINK!

>>52372471
weed? no. crack?...if russian hookers and malibu mansions, maybe.

>>52373883
>if russian hookers and malibu mansions, maybe.
if you're into russian hooker...etc
>i really need to put the crack pipe down and detox for a few hours

>>52373787
This is wild. Link works with swift and banks, no mention. Crypto crashes and link gets thrown up on screen with literal scam coins. If this doesn’t enrage that team then they are confirmed cucks

>>52372330
Ok so buy Dot, Doge, and Link.
They make it too easy.

you can tell this lady just wants sergey to ejaculate his seed into her infertile womb. and even though her doctor says her time to have kids has passed sergey's hot loads would still get her pregnant

>>52372330
KEKW

>>52372730
uhhh anon, they mean that link is a piece of shit
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/paragon/

>>52373958
>This is wild. Link works with swift and banks, no mention. Crypto crashes and link gets thrown up on screen with literal scam coins. If this doesn’t enrage that team then they are confirmed cucks

the jews who are suppressing link and who run cnbc (and the rest of the media) are reading this thread and laughing at us right now.

>>52372455
BUY

>>52372330
Based. Can't wait for cramer's tearful META-level apologizing to all the LINKfags who sold their baggies before it moons kek

>>52374187
>they mean that link is a piece of shit
Holy shit really? Just sold 100k thank you for looking out bro

cramer is a puppet retard that feeds the masses the wrong information literally every time. You'd think they would throw in some wins for people but no, that's how dumb boomers are.

>>52373787
What the fuck does Vermont Avenue mean?

Here’s the audio of the episode:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mad-money-w-jim-cramer/id147247199?i=1000585922739

Starts at 40:25

>>52374523
low value, slightly better than shib and doge but in the same bottom tier

>>52374523
vermont is french for green mountain, hopefully that will describe the link chart

>>52374741
>>52372330

we should make a real cryptopoly board
doge/shiba as baltic/med fits, boardwalk/park place would of course be btc/eth

>>52374741
Someone should send this to Sergey. $52 to $6 is bad enough but your project was just spit roasted on national television, and on a screen with FTX SHIB and some fucking shit called Paragon. This is the consequence of 11.5 months of going through the motions.

>>52374741
How do they think this? This kind of shit really just showcases how little the average person knows about crypto. I know it’s a meme but it’s still ridiculously early. This is going to be one of the great follies of our time people look back on in the future.

>>52372330
Your word choice comes across as ESL.

>>52375331
Most crypto developers speak english as a second language. do you have a problem with that anglo?

>>52372445
top kek

>>52372510
We've known for a while desu.
Just let us have the exit pump.
Please.
Seriously.
Just once.

>>52375537

I don’t think you guys realize that Cramer posts here

>>52374714
Nigga I ain’t clicking that shit

>>52374714

>>52372476
How much Shiba do you own?
C'mon, give a dog a $BONE

>>52375546
HOLY SHIT

>>52375789
>>52375770
>>52375761

>>52375546
>>52375789

What’s that mean

>>52375845
Link is returning back from ftx

>Vermont Avenue
what does it mean?

>>52375331
>Unable to differentiate an ironic /biz/ thread from a shill thread.
Welcome to 4chan faggot now get the fuck out

>>52375845
Link will soon be returning to its intended price: a cup a coffee.

>>52373234
LOL

>>52372402
So Alameda, SHIBE also gonna make it?

>>52372431
imagine coping this hard

>>52372330
wtf is paragon? I bet the faggot that made that gay pic owns a shit tonne of it and is hoping for an exit pump

>>52372330
Always do the OPPOSITE of what kramer character says

>>52376911
Would be hilarious if this was the one time he was right

>>52377575
>mfw

>>52377622
The digits...
the id....
oh god

Cramer calling out chainlink is the best you can ask for

>check inverse cramer ETF

>>52372330
LINK $1k EOY.
Well, maybe in 2030...
But definitely $250 this bullrun...
Hmmm. Maybe not...
But $50 is really not so bad.
And a pump to double digits would be sweet...
Oh...
Well, perhaps staking can get us to $7.50.
Yeah, $7.50.
That will do.

That will do just fine.

>>52377666
>The digits...
>the id....
>oh god

>>52377622
>>52377666

>>52374211
I hope you realize that this concept of "there's an elite cabal suppressing my internet tokens because they are SO USEFUL that they want them" sounds like an angle on why you should stay in a cult, and anyone who says otherwise just wishes they were in your cult.
It's a very toxic line of thinking anon and I hope you one day come to that understanding.

>>52377666
I don’t get what the ID says and how it correlates to his ID

>>52378197
Linkniggers are retarded anyway, THEIR OWN charts predicted that link would be at 60 dollars at the marketcap/rank it reached during the 2021 bullrun. It didn't underperform, they're just literally retarded and crypto as a whole never went to 100 billion or whatever they thought we'd peak at.1000 dollar link only happens at that stage.

>>52372510
Vermont Avenue, anon. Ask a boomer how funny that is.

>>52377777

>>52375106
Link is the place on the board you try to swindle your little sister into. Have fun in the future, sis.

>>52372330
Craig Wright was right about Chainlink.

https://youtu.be/bWK5gbHwEn0?t=205