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52371812 No.52371812 [Reply] [Original]

so now that crypto is dead, what's the next hustle?

>> No.52371826

Knee pads

unironically, zoomers don't want a real man's work

>> No.52371851

>>52371812
crypto was never a hustle unless you're the guy doing the btc giveaway scam on twitter.

>> No.52371853
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>>52371812
Smuggling goods between East and West via the sanction wall, unironically. Lots of money to be made

>> No.52371855

>>52371812
garloid farming

>> No.52371862

>>52371826
i've actually sucked a mans dick before, but i didn't use kneepads. did it for free however and wouldn't want to charge money for it as it seems unethical

>> No.52371886

>>52371862
Your Gay

>> No.52371891
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>>52371862
>unethical

>> No.52371913

>>52371886
i'm like 95% straight 5% gay. i very much prefer women for things like companionship or just friendship. feel like they're just so much more emotionally intelligent. i only like men for things like cuddling, kissing or sex

>> No.52371956

diy hrt kits for all the demoralized serotonin-barren bullcels

>> No.52372059

>>52371862
>it seems unethical
sir this is a business and finance board

>> No.52372077

>>52371913
>i very much prefer women for things like companionship or just friendship
nigga u 1000% gay

>> No.52372121

>>52371891
>>52372059
well i'm not about to suck anyone's dick and if i do suck their dick it's because i want to. why charge money for it? is it because i'm white and actually have honor and standards?

>> No.52372159

>>52372121
>sucks dicks
>muh white honor sir
lmao good bait

>> No.52372385

can't really say that crypto is dead when you literally have meta, jp morgan, mastercard, starbucks, reddit, adobe, nothing, robinhood, stripe, and more working with polygon. we're only getting started.

>> No.52372533

>>52372385
just wait until alameda starts liquidating their polyjeet assets

>> No.52372615

>>52371812
scam grants from dying projects like icp and hbar

>> No.52372650

>>52371862
>wouldn't want to charge money for it as it seems unethical
I've upped my prices from $1 to $3.50 per suck because of inflation. You're performing a service to society, why wouldn't you be compensated fairly?
What are you gay or something?