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>semis pump 20% before earnings

too frickin' easy.

i watched the tickers
they were covered in green
but today felt like
getting stabbed in the spleen

FUCK
CARVANA

>Those CPI numbers look real legi-

Monday

https://youtu.be/XqlRjbP30_0?t=233

>>52368461
You were warned MULTIPLE TIMES to not touch that fucking stock. It's WORSE than a shitcoin

What if the stock market trends downwards for the next 2 years? is this possible?

Are you ready to bag hold and be down 90%?

up or down now?

>>52368493
Going from down 90% to down 99% won't be as bad, dollar-wise... so, sure

>>52368493
Well yes, there is literally no reason not to go to ridiculous extremes at all times.

Smg, you aren't serious worshiping a Jewish symbolic bull that was created to funnel your obsession into their demonic worship of their bull god right?
Right? You wouldn't do that...
Right?

>Bears bought that dip
LOL

>>52368500
It's friday afternoon. Last chance to slurp.
You'll regret all weekend if you don't.

>NOC
>LMT
>RTX
Jesus, did peace break out in Ukraine or something?

>>52368493
>What if the stock market trends downwards for the next 2 years? is this possible?
Yes, I can't remember the exact years but it's something like if you bought and held from like 2000 until like 2009 or something you were losing pretty much the whole time

>>52368535
slurp what we pumped today

ASTS going to the moon today +12.77%. +100% spike in volume. Amateur astronomers are saying the satellite has unfolded today. Official announcement during earnings call on Monday.

>>52368500
Is that Trump impersonating Brendan Gleeson doing an impersonation of Brendan Gleeson impersonating Trump?

>>52368535
>slurp
>at the top

>>52368500
Don looked good with that look I honestly thought

A SATELLITE JUST UNFOLDED OVER MY HOUSE!

>>52368553
If you're not slurping my exit liquidity, you're doing it wrong.

>>52368582
Amateur

>>52368556
fuck me running +14.8%

Very tempting to buy puts

Only caught a little bit of a falling knife when I picked up an AMC short a bit early but otherwise got some good entries on techshit

VIX HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER ON THE DAILY RSI SINCE DECEMBER 2004

>metaverse
>failed
>craptocurrencies
>failed
>global trade
>failing
>energy expansion
>failing
>demographics
>failing

imagine thinking we are going anywhere but zero for indices

>>52368661

What a nigger faggot market

>>52368656
So it's not just me keeping an eye on that shit. It's fucking ridiculous and hilarious. How are bobos so confident right now? How

>>52368661
>satellites
soaring

I like how the market pumps on China reopening like it hasn’t done that 40 times this year already

Scoopsies is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the /smg/ meet up after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at movie night. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with scoopsies? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of failed options gamblers, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" He asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" He protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the failure?"
"You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a complete failed LEFT trader?" I ask.
"Selling my bussy, I think."
"And if I was your customer, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

Should I sell here? I feel like were going to dump hard over the next few days

>almost 1000 points in just over 24h
i cashed out 150 points too early and im amazed. i dont deserve any of the money i just made. but then again i also dont deserve the mini beheeming i have now faced with early shorts. what the actual fuck is this rally

wtf

>>52368536
There's a deal in the works
Turns out, war just isn't profitable anymore...

I'm not selling my calls until 3:59

>52368725
Is this generated by GPT3 or something?

>>52368716
>muh internet chips in space
another worthless project idea by FAGMAN. Redundant ideas and projects since 1999. Pumped by monopoly money creating zero value.

>Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Should i long OIL? pls respond

>>52368706
Because unusual things don't happen in a bull market. That includes the shit&piss moving 5% and the VIX sharting harder than it has in 2 decades. Exuberance is bearish

>>52368787
yes

>stock market indices are solid green
>bitcoin dumps 5%
guess we are decoupled now

Should I buy puts on Roblox again?

>>52368787
no

>>52368787
Yes, if you want to get HEEMED, sure

>>52368787
Kek

>>52368790
Yeah you probably know better than me but yeah

>>52368787
maybe

.

>>52368461
>>52368479
Once SPY starts dancing around 410-420 I'm grabbing some cheap Carvana puts. The company is set to go bankrupt in months, not years. I can only pray that the bulltards keep buying so I can make a fortune.

>>52368809
Bearish, considering bitcoin is more legitimate than most of the nasdack stocks that gained 5 trillion dollars market cap in the past 24 hours.

ok fuck this. all in on spy calls next week. this delusion shows no signs of stopping

>>52368880
same, bought a bunch of calls, spy will rally to 410 next week

>>52368858
Hello bear namefag. You posted a few days ago and I ripped on you but now I see the bears had it correct.

>>52368752
If they fail to expand the system through the MIC via a prolonged "cold war" in Ukraine then we might be in for a downturn of epic proportions.
Also the risk for another plandemic would be sharply increasing.

I should have just just napped all day

>>52368912
Yes anon, buy the local top. Flawless strategy.

>>52368880
>this delusion shows no signs of stopping
it shows no signs, it just suddenly stops and all the smug mumus suddenly go AAAAAAAA. Will it happen in 2 weeks, will it happen in 2 minutes, no one really knows..

Took my gains and buying small put and call positions on SOXL near the money for next week. this works better than holding cash and fomo'ing into a rally or dump when you can't decide what next week will bring and we have volatility.

>>52368947
I'm just gonna inverse the next thing Cramer says

>>52368787
I don't know.

>>52368971
Where do you find out what he says? This Inverse Cramer faggot on Twitter only gloats about how wrong Cramer was after the fact when it's already too late.

The Swiss will soon take over the world

>>52368787
Well, looks like everyone cleared that up for you. Should be an easy decision now

>>52368990
I just check out the latest shit they post to the CNBC jewtube

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

9 minutes lads

>>52368790
>>52368706
VIX IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

>>52368990
People post his tweets here, that's where I see them

>>52368661
There are always problems in the world Bobo. Solving these problems will be a source of wealth creation.

Don't forget to short GBPUSD

back to the good old days of VIX crush into the close, huh

>>52368776
+19.5%
seethe nigger

Buy SQQQ

>>52368470
Wow! Health insurance is cheap now?

>DXY

>>52369062
no one buy that

>>52369051
>good boy points to USD

>>52369075
Yeah, just like that, no fudging or nuthin'

>>52368422
Well…my ASTS calls fucking printed today…was not expecting that. I’m thinking NVDA is overbought and thinking about shorting it on Monday. Earnings is on 11/16. Also longing SQQQ looks fairly promising if this is a fakeout rally. Big money knows JPOW is doing another 75 bp’s to leave no chance of an inflationary surge so the Dems benefit in 2024. Thoughts boys?

>>52368549
He's not talking about adjustment for inflation on the nasdaq he's talking about peepeepoopoo.

the dollar is a shitcoin

>>52369092
>JPOW is doing another 75bps

>>52368500
I like Tech CEO Trump more than reality TV Trump.

Trump should unironically make a company that designs 'smart buildings' or some gay shit like that.

>>52368578
Trump needs a new look, he needs to shit on opponents when they need to be shat on but otherwise go radio silent like dementia man (look at how his poll numbers improved from january to november when they kept him in the closet eating ice cream) to get all the pussies on his side.

>>52368556
I sold. Possible a squeeze pushes it up more but I’m tired of getting burned holding bags. I’m not trying to be too greedy.

>>52345117
you're welcome, /smg/

>>52368577
>the top
The market did both the dump and the second post election dump. We'll have pullback next wednesday for the penis inspection report but for the rest of the year there will mostly be pumping on low volume. Pullback around thanksgiving, oil will dump bigly. Then in january there will be a violent crash as we change quarters and the algorithms all sell at once. Bet on it.

FTSE will fall 12% within a week.
Screenshot this

>>52369172
When oil dump?

>>52368656
>VIX
>RSI

>rotisserie chicken
>homemade mashed potatoes
>gravy
>/cash/ gang in this retarded nigger market pump
I'm so comfy right now

>>52368790
>unusual things don't happen in a bull market
We were in a bull in 2018 when the market fucking shat the bed in november after the midterms for basically no reason.

>>52369174
Why would you think such an extreme thing about what is in effect a boomer filled divvie index.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

GAP DOWN MONDAY

>>52369075
Yeah. My health insurance is only going up $100 a month next year.

>>52369184
End of november when they switch from summer blend to winter blend. It's like how it always dumps in may/june when they switch from winter blend to summer blend. It's cyclical.

>>52369218
I'm just happy I'm not banned anymore

SMG is fomoing in at the top of a bear rally, classic

>>52369205
>/cash/ gang
Same but only for this week,might start again next week

>couldn't go up more than the dollar went down
Amerimumus lose without knowing they're losing.

>>52369212
A correction is not unusual, especially after an election. Simply zoom out and compare the bull market to the bear market we are in currently. The way down is much, much bumpier and irregular than the way up.

>>52369218
+18%

>>52369215
Because on Thursday they announce a £55b deficit, austerity measures, corporate tax hikes, and government spending cuts

>>52369224
but muh tax credits

Is at on my hands in fear and didn’t buy UVXY. You can laugh at me all weekend 8f you’d like

>>52369234
Why does switching a blend make it dump?

cant believe they actually paid out all those calls

Didn’t manage to close over 4000, lame

>>52369218
I made money, but my gains were less than the daily decline in DXY. So did I really make money, truly?

>>52369243
Why are you acting like every other currency didn't also shit the bed in the past few weeks?

>>52369187
something thats reverts to the mean is doing so more so than ever in 18 years and you think things will get less volatile?
>>52369172
we actually agree nearly comletely I think there could be a down swing monday tuesday and there is chance that people get scared and jump ship. there is less money in the market now than in ever and we are within 25% of all time highs. and the strength of volatility hasnt been this lower since 2004

>>52369218
Hoping for a dump on monday so i can buy more.

>>52368787
AFTER the dip. Longing after war is declared is a very good idea.

>>52369218
>-5.11% after daily inflation

I got assigned :[

>>52369092
>JPOW is doing another 75 bp’s
lol no, 7.7% kills the 75, the pivot is on the table again, jpow is going for 50 and later 25

Bobros, seriously....fire all your puts at FTSE and GBPUSD immediately

The 10 year is about to fall below the funds rate of 3.75%.

>>52368479
WHY WONT THIS SHITCO DIE???

>>52369238
Fag, did you not see me longing SQQQ over here. Pay attention, boy.

>>52369218
0%

>>52369239
You are sharing those fries r-right? Those fries are meant for a single personp

>>52369334
Is that good or bad?

>>52369320

What should I put into my long CLOWN fund? The more clownish the market, the higher it should go.

>>52369265
They just do, they just do.

>>52369320
Why? And not short g*rmans

Yes mumu, I'm sure the nasdaq will surge as crypto implodes kek

>>52369218
bought SOXS at close

>>52369289
Not the point, the point is there was no pump today, it's not real, only numbers, your equities didn't gain value.

>>52369383
NGE,GE,KDP

>>52369391
>52369260

So basically, this trading thing seems pretty easy. I just invest in shit I know nothing about, lose money, then wait for a gigapump to get my money back.

>>52369397
it has been though

>>52369383
The classics, SOXL, TQQQ, TSLA etc

>Mr. Bankman-Fried grew up on the campus of Stanford University, near a student house known for its vegan food and nude Halloween parties. His parents are both professors at Stanford Law School: Joseph Bankman, a tax-law expert, and Barbara Fried, who studies the intersection of law, economics and philosophy.

...

I am de-heeming

There is literally no way Monday will be red.

>>52369383
A modest diversified portfolio of everything ARK

>>52368861
Why 410/420?

>>52368422
held and plan to buy more as reddit comments continue to be bearish

>>52369218
Just barely made it to under $90,000 in losses, thanks to my calls. I think I'll call this "being delta neutral"

>>52369315
>pivot is on the table

>>52369300
Until the pivooters are all dead the market will continue to pump on low volume especially since low volume is a characteristic of holiday season. Pullback mid-next week, then pump again to thanksgiving, pullback again on blacked friday. Then pump early december.. Pullback for the december fed meeting and cpi/ppi reports. Then a santa rally on no volume.

January like september, once volume resumes to the market after the holidays it will be only down back to the lows. We'll go from 35000 on the DJIA to 29,000 and 14000 on the nasdaq to 10000.

>>52369440

>>52369422
>spending cuts
Where do you get this from?

>>52369360
Bad, but there's like 10 other graphs that show's we're in a bad spot at the moment. What's the 11th matter?

Smg gonna be soooo mad Friday that they didn't listen to me

>>52369441
SARK holders got fucking heemed these last two days

>>52369391
I'm german and I'm shorting DAX
>Verification not required.

>>52369471
Google "UK economy" and read Hunt news

>>52369443
Blinding bear market rally with nothing stopping us until mid December. Hell might even go over 420 at this rate.

>>52369218
+9% on WEED
Took profits because hell if I'm holding anything that has done over 100% in two weeks during a weirdo market.

Anyone not shorting UK here HATES MONEY

>>52369481
They stood in the way of innovation.

>>52369397
It'll be time to buy inverse ETFs when SQQQ and SDOW have reached around 20 on the RSI and not anytime sooner than that.
>the rally is at the top, because it has to be
The August rally simply went higher, November/December are low volume pump months.

>>52369509
Post shorts

How many stocks are you actually supposed to own?

>>52369432
>the children of edom only care about shit that has to do with money

The democrat candidate suddenly took the lead in Nevada overnight, when ballot counting cameras suddenly went dark. Nothing to see here

>>52369481
Buying opportunity in SARK?

>>52369530
Own? You mean short?
>>52369522
Shorting CVNA here

>>52369453
>>52369458
The duality of /smg/

>>52369473
FTSE100 wont fall 12% your being giga over the top. Its literally snail index filled with international companies & doesnt reflect UK eco much. If the GBP shits the bed it will under pin it like its been doing all year. Thats why FTSE has barely fallen compared to US, the weak pound props it up. If the Gov is going full tax and cuts then why will the GBP shit the bed the opposite will happen. The Eco & folks of UK will have a rough time but international investors will cheer. Convince me otherwise

Smg acting like crypto isn't imploding, and Europe isn't in deep recession

>>52369544
Nothing to see here

>>52369565
If you think austerity and corporate tax hikes are good for UK stocks, I won't convince you otherwise

okay everyone, Im all in on calls for next week


That means we will dump :) your welcome bobos

>>52369576
>Smg acting like crypto isn't imploding, and Europe isn't in deep recession
Two things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things

>>52368787
made a nice 60 or 70 with oil in my sleep with just 290. alas, cashed out too soon could have made more

I went full retard today

>>52369462
thanks anon ill see how things play out with those in mind if by next week VIX is not picking up and it reaches 21 im going to roll wayy out from december to march and up to like 30-40

I bought 30 December DRIP calls for 0.40 Monday and sold them Wednesday for 0.80. Bought the same calls today for 0.30 and I'll sell them by next week for 0.70. This clown market is bussin on God frfr

>>52369558
kek this is what I get for deciding to start to enter at the literal top.

Top kek why are bongs so trash
They even had the BoE bail them out a few weeks ago

>>52369565
GBPUSD will tank because a currency is a reflection of confidence in that countries ability to repay debt. They refer to their deficit as a "black hole"

Crab market oscillating between +-20 percent for the next year

you just know we're gonna dump on monday

>>52369544
florida voting proves they are stealing everywhere. bet its worldwide.

people laugh at 99% dictatorship votes and believe theirs are legit.

>>52369662
6339 by Friday close

>>52369544
Literally every election is rigged, even 2004 was rigged.

>>52369616
Austerity in the UK will not make much diff to the FTSE100, like I said its filled with companies that earn most their cash internationally. Your making newb error thinking FTSE100 as 'flagship' index = UK economy. FTSE250 is filled with domestic UK stocks.

>>52369576
This pump hasn't quite justed bears the way the pump in summer did though, not yet. The market can remain irrational for a long time until profit reports roll in and indicate spending is falling as people are laid off.

>racism outside of /b/

>>52369544
>>52369607
>>52369682
Ballots haven't been reported yet but lol at america which doesn't have immediate
>you guys are fucking cheating so all ballots counted during that period are invalidated to prevent cheating
Clauses
>COUNT EVERY VOTE
Tongue every anus.

>>52369565
Also, FTSE has a high amount of companies that pay a decent divi, which impacts capital growth of stocks.

NTDOY, Amirite?

how will bobos cope when we're up next week as well?

bobo the bullrun wont end until you capitulate

>>52369755
Like I said, CORPORATE TAX HIKES
Go short or don't. You will learn

lol we broke 4000. it's over bobo

>>52369784
How will mumu cope when crypto goes to zero?

>>52369715
Plenty of reporting indices next week that could counter the CPI but none are as important other than retail sales and jobless claims. I expect that Monday is a dump day though anyways because the rally went quite hard these two days and RSI is going to indicate for selling to occur.

>>52369632
Literally me but on Wednesday, fucked myself so hard I wasn't able to catch the pump yesterday. /regret

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52369798
I will not. Go fuck yourself.

This bear tripfaggot sure got annoying

>>52369715
>literally just had earnings
>they were all shit and we dumped
>pump it all back in two days for reasons

Jews are fucking people both ways. It's an inflation cooling tactic to fuck retail as hard as possible

>>52368445
30%

Shorting FTSE and GBPUSD are literally the most obvious and most powerful trade opportunities smg has seen in a year

You did ride the era defining momentum to double your portfolio in 2 days right smg? You remembered to go to cash for the weekend didn't you?

You were warned.
>>52227089
>>52227089

>>52369784
>being this euphoric

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-11/an-unconfirmed-tweet-about-freeport-lng-is-upending-gas-markets
>Twitter is causing havoc on economic models from dumb stock trading bots
I wonder at what point the SEC gets involved.

Options are getting too cheap. There needs to be more uncertainty priced into the market

>>52369773
>buying at the top of the nintendo cycle
lmfao

>>52369912
It's a supercycle now. Nintoddlers are all grown up and willing to dump their salaries into nostalgia.
The most bearish thing against Nintendo was their massive yen holdings, but with DXY in reverse now, that's no longer a drawback as a US based investor.

>>52369880
I welcome the shitposts. twitter should not be considered a channel for professional communication

>>52369909
I’m getting absolutely wrecked

>>52368493
You buy dips and sell peaks just like in any other market.

>>52369880
FUCKING FUCK THAT'S WHY MY LNG IS DOWN 10% FUCK

>>52369863
Ath

I got too wrapped up in the long term to see how they'd manipulate it short term. they can crab this shit another month if they want

>>52369967
I'm fine with it but the town square reputation Twitter has still is going to make it more than likely SEC will have to be involved in cases like this.

>>52369986
LMAO how did you not go and find this news during the day if you were trading LNG and seeing it down that far? I usually go and find news pieces for things I am interested in when prices are above 3% without natural steady up and downs.

>>52369961
>its a supercycle now
>with my sample size of 0, it just feels like it

>>52369172
E-early January, right? My puts are destroyed.

buy "buy puts now" showing up, sell "harbinger of the meltup" fomoing in

Do you believe there will be a change in market leadership for this decade? What will be the winning sectors or companies that dominate the S&P500?

>>52370051
I was in a work meeting. I am starting to think that my job is purposefully causing crises during market hours to prevent me from trading. The amount of times I get pulled into long ass meetings during prime market hours has gotten increasingly more frequent. I think IT caught on and ratted me out.
>S0X4S

is Degiro good?

>>52370078
I'm here every day, moron

What are the chances of this rally holding? Are they just going to come out with some stupid spooky headline next week and blow it all up? I'm a bull but we went from basically oversold on everything to basically overbought almost instantly

>>52370070
ok dude.
I'm sure your magic lines will work out better than logical thinking.

>>52370169
Told you guys for weeks to buy lion electric vehicle ($LEV)
Did you gain 50% in one month or no, pussies

>>52369544
I can't believe the ruskies were only meddling with the cameras this time.

>>52370169
pretty high considering consensus was that SPY 410 would be the top of the rally before cratering and now we're melting up on lower inflation

>>52369544
>dude we were losing by 10k votes but guess what i found 11k votes for our guy under my desk haha isn't that crazy haha what a world
it has to be so unbelievably comfy to be a dem in one of these states with a "close election". you can blatantly, openly fucking cheat when you're losing and face literally zero consequences because muh sacred democracy

>>52370201
I'm actually up 66% for the month because I've been buying SOXL all the way down

>>52370169
I don't see how the media will push doom+gloom headlines. Powell was pretty likely to do 50 anyways next meeting. Unless FTX bleeds harder into stocks/bonds or some election "surprise" happens I think it'll stick. At least, till Jerome says anything.

Is the gap going to be closed tomorrow, or is it going to be a nice bearbull with gap close next month?

>>52370237
>FTX
Priced in.unless USDC shits itselfs,nothingburger

>BITF up 22% today
What's up with that bubba?

whats a derivatives market?

>>52370258
Nothing is priced in until I buy in with more than 25% of my dry powder. Then it gets priced in HARD and FAST.

>>52370282
A place math nerds try to solve equations in time trials for money

>>52370169
It's mostly dollar weakness showing which is harder to forecast.

But I'd imagine SPY getting to 410 it could never hold, given rates are 150 bps higher and will soon be 200, with all the problems that come with that.

>>52370232
>>52370201

Post proof you lieing bagholding faggots. I was up 36.6% but bought puts a bit early. I'll be up 50% by next week while you faggots still baghold shit that's down 90%

>>52370169
midterm seasonality
cpi coming in cool after every print being hotter than expected
tech giants obliterated even more
dollar index going down a ton
yields going down a ton
the fed closer to the end of tightening, the market has accepted higher for longer

>>52370320
just show your portfolio value
no one will care, it's all about percentage gains
if you have someone make fun of you for it being 3 or 4 figures, they're a faggot
it makes it look more embarrassing to hide it
kind of like how men with small dicks will never make jokes about their dicks being small, whereas men with big dicks have no problem being the butt of a small dick joke
hiding your portfolio $ figure is small dick energy
real traders will respect the % gain, who cares about the faggots that will make fun of you

When is the bull trap going to end?

>>52370350
when bobo capitulates and fomo's in

>>52370350
Two weeks

>>52370346
this. it doesnt even mean anything to show a low dollar value since people have segregated portfolios all the time for different trading strategies

>>52369662
Can't improve on perfection.
>>52370369
I wasn't to slurp up some tech stocks and worried I missed the boat now, so fomo strong

January

>>52370320
Lmao

Too much uncertainty, idk what to do

>>52370282
Futures, Options, CFDs.
Markets that are based off the values of something else, those are all based off stocks and stock index values.

some anon posted this yesterdayt

JXN

>>52370346
This kek, I remember I was larping 400% gains lol from 13 to over 100 bucks kek

>>52370402
Did you realize some today sirs? Good run so far keep it up fren

>>52370346
>>52370376
5 figs. I'll post when I hit 6. Most of my (yous) are from seething bagholders accusing me of trading with McDonald's money so it's more fun to keep the mystery going

>>52370453
Kek just fucking show it man

>>52370453
Idk man that space between the $ and , looks like a single digit. I do pray you hit six figs tho, five figure hell is..... Hell

>>52368880
Don't forget PPI is coming out soon. I'm guessing it'll be less optimistic than the CPI and Powell & Co. will likely use PPI to decide whether to keep up the hikes.

>>52370453
>5 figures
>Could be 10k could be 99k
You're such a fag

>>52370502
This. The guy is so fragile about his poorfolio ego he is even adding a figure & lying to himself.

>>52370453
Pussy

>>52370453
<10k 100% SOXL poorfolio guaranteed.

>>52370533
brave
I respect you for posting it
I do not respect your performance :^) hehe

>>52370533
what happened there friend?

>>52370559
Thanks
>>52370559
Ironically drinking and not taking profits hehe kill me

>>52370533
Good God!

>>52370522
PPI will likely follow CPI

>>52370453
Nah I'm holding a bunch of UPRO and SOXL indefinitely

pussy ass wh*te boys gonna keep losing money on puts and shit, we golden bullrun now

>>52370533
I figured most of smgs charts looked like that. I should hit 100% 3 month next week

>>52370533
Literally me lol

>>52369205
get some green on that plate
some roasted broccoli or asparagus with lemon would go great with this.

>>52370632
You fucking TEASE just post the number. Actually don't, nobody would have cared before but now you will be judged.

>>52370346
I'd still laugh at him. Anyone consistently successful with those levels of gains will quickly reach upper 5 figures, and eventually 6 figs. Until that point, it's beginners luck.
The reality is that if you just yolo all-in options on every play you make, eventually you'll flop one and see your portfolio suddenly return to zero. Ergodicity is unavoidable.
Risk sizing is important. That chart looks like someone who made one single good play, and was sitting on a monthly loss until Thursday morning. I'd like to see the all time chart, more than the portfolio size.

>>52369497
>market will start making higher highs
lul
we're running out of room for this market to run

>>52370685
Cope harder you gay ass bear

>>52369273
there weren't that many
they got shook out after FOMC

>>52370616
>holding a leveraged bull ETF in a bear market

>>52370702
>instantly starts coping here
kek

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>>52369334
bro pivoot any day now

>>52369005
sure, but I gotta be honest, seeing it below parity was scary

fuck the fucking dollar

bitch ass faggot ass bears

>>52369440
How has the floor not buckled?

>>52369715
the pump in summer was long enough to burn theta
this one isn't going to last as long because we've done almost all the pumping there is to do in the last 2 days

>>52370682
Only 22% of my portfolio is in options and the shortest dated one I have is 12/2. I mostly swing ETFs, already posted my 3 month and I consistently win. Stay mad baggie

>>52370825
Base bobo

who controls the news? (((juice)))
what moves the markets? (((news)))
is anyone else seeing what I'm seeing?

>>52370533
i myself gained a better notion of timing, still down 120 from the start. could have made around 800-1100 if i invested all in oil for today but i pussied out because my broker collects overnight and weekend fees

>>52370805
The summer also had massive pumps, retail bears will never win.

>>52370908
TIL news is just jews with n.

New

>>52370932
>>52370932

>/>52370938
King of the street shitters

>>52370611
It might be better than it has been, but the CPI change was probably overly swayed with energy prices coming down. I'm wagering PPI will be a bit nicer, but that it'll still give Feds reason to hike and tamper down all the excitement

>>52370533
OUCH. What did you do, bro? Go fucking ham on meme options?

>>52370657
What are you fuckers doing to tank these accounts?!?

>>52368752
This wouldn't prevent an influx of contracts to replace all equipment that just got destroyed.

>>52369678
I took some SOXL profits and have buy orders in place. We might dump next week, but we might not.
Do you know of any events to be concerned about?