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>Be SBF
>Hire caroline ellison
>she's a shit trader but secretly a huge hoe
>Fucks SBF and his closest partners
>Caroline loses $10 billion for trading without stop losses at Alomeda
>FTX uses customers money o bail caroline out.
>woman

Caroline ugly but at the same time super fuckable looks super innocent but you can tell she gives a lot of BJs. If anyone has the sex tape share it.

>> No.52367027
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52367027

>>52367012
Nothing about that is fuckable what the fuck.

>> No.52367064

>>52367012
>gives a lot of blowjob
KEK
What kind of special retard are you?

>> No.52367065

>>52367012
> negative canthal tilt

>> No.52367083

>>52367012
She has a very very hairy butt.
When she pulls her pants and underwear down and bends over, it looks like a birds nest between her cheeks

>> No.52367093

>>52367027
wtf is wrong with you, shes is literally a 10/10
shes mega cute and so sweet and adorable
who wouldn't want to hug and cuddle her all day long ?
who wouldn't have her as his waifu wife and mother of his children ?

>> No.52367108

>>52367027
>>52367064
>>52367065
I know each one of you would tap if you had the chance.

>> No.52367131

>>52367083
Hair is okay. Send it pls

>> No.52367198

>>52367108
No thanks. Is there really a sex tape of her out there? God why?

>> No.52367205

>>52367093
yeah everyone in this thread would hit but to wife her up? that's delusional.

>> No.52367214

>>52367012
Another attempt to muddy the waters and white wash the Fried Bankman.

>> No.52367226

>>52367027

There's a psychology effect where people are more attracted to less attractive people because their options are limited. Genes have a lot less chance of propagating if our minds don't trick us into being attracted to more realistic options. I know she's ugly, but at the same time kind of cute. Coincidentally, I'm no Calvin Klein model myself. Would I like having a poster perfect Swedish milkmaid looking girl, fuck yeah, but not gonna happen unless I win the lotto.

>> No.52367231
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>>52367012
Ugly hoe

>> No.52367274

>>52367226

Can anyone run her photo through a face aging ai app? I know she'll look absolutely fucking horrid.

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>>52367131
This is after she trimmed with a mens beard styler

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>>52367012
She looks a lot like a childhood friend of mine she was into pissing herself.

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>>52367012
>she gives a lot of BJs
I think you actualy need lips to give BJ's anon...

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>>52367292
holy fuck what a mess, I’m a hairy guy and even I don’t have as much hair in my ass what the fuck ewwww

>> No.52367612

>>52367012
Who the fuck finds this creatura even remotely attractive. She looks like a retarded fetus

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>>52367012
>>52367292

>> No.52367697

>>52367027
Id cum on her glasses though

>> No.52367707

>>52367612
And?

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>>52367292

>> No.52367746

>>52367065
>nasty but not reliable

>>52367292
Brought to you by Neandertal genetics
>still would when none would see it

>> No.52367783

>>52367012
>without stop losses

https://twitter.com/CatchUpNetwork/status/1590935343930695685?s=20&t=YVOrf0yeyvp4vDRu2uxC5g

>> No.52367794

>>52367292
Thank you, sam. Very cool.

>> No.52367813

>>52367012
Caroline don’t you have shit to do? Get off the internet for once in your life jfc

>> No.52367820

>>52367012
your succ game must be absolutely otherworldly to make up for that exterior and warrant billions. truly laplace's semen demon

>> No.52367836

>>52367292
I forced my gf to stop waxing and her arse now looks like this. Quality of life has improved tenfold. In spite of this I would throw her away along with my 100k net worth to spend a night with that exchange wrecking golem