/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52354351
>sexually available women
you will get fired the moment a roastie decides you breathed near her the wrong way

>trying to fuck in your workplace
ngmi

>>52354373
Maybe you just have really bad breath

>sexually available women?
how do I know youre a basement dwelling virgin neet

>>52354351
>having a relationship with a co-worker
that's the sure-fire way of getting your career ruined

>>52354351

This only happens after you finish your studies. During studying you have to either party or stay in your cumstained room. Good god I am happy I am no longer a student.

I stay home comfy and fuck my wife. Never have to get on a stinky subway or commute again. Feels comfy.

Working in an office during the pandemic when all your normalfag co-workers are WFH is peak /comfy/, especially if your cubicle is the only thing lit in the entire building.

>glowies still seething and trying to get people back into the cube

>>52354464
it is great. I still do nothing and browse /biz/ in the office

>>52354464
>especially if your cubicle is the only thing lit in the entire building.
that sounds scary

>>52354385
yes i do

>>52354351
>i'm gonna hit on women in the office!

I will come back to the office when I can drink and smoke and playfully grab the womens asses. As long as this is not allowed I will not be coming to the office.

>>52354676
6/10 secretary MINIMUM

Dude I just LOVE going to the office. There is a coffee machine, a football table and best of all DUDE there's GIRLS. Haha oh man it's so cool hanging in the lunch room, chatting up the babes and getting in a few games of foosball. I've started drinking soilent for lunch just to have more games time HAHA. You're missing out man you should just get your vaccine booster so you can join us! After lunch on Thursdays we ever go to the micro brewery where there is Putt Putt! Man just two weeks ago Aaron was playing with Stacie and she held his waist as he took a shot. I was so jealous HAHA. ANYWAY MAN just thought I'd give a shout. Got a 2pm coffee meeting and after all that foosball I'm TIRED!

>>52354351
When the women at my job approach me, I just talk about work until they leave.

>>52354464
Interesting take. Tomorrow I’ll turn off the lights in my home office and watch a scary movie.

>>52354988
Checked and this version of Chud doesn't look that bad, desu.

>>52354351
If you ever worked for a big corporation you would know that you don't dip your pen in company ink boy.
Networking in the company(lmao). What's the point on "networking" within the same company you brainlet.

>fucking office mommies
>not fucking women from random dating apps and getting gonnorhea

Ngmi