/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52348308
I see a jew caricature in there. Am I going crazy?

Greed

Will santa get me a female broker for christmas?

today i made money
but missed out on more
i sold way too early
'cause i'm a cheap whore

>bull trap activate

>>52348308
Enjoy the local top fellas. Next week we finna be like a dude at the gay bar and start looking for a new bottom

For anyone who thinks this rally is the start of something real, all you have to do is look at BYND. It's really that simple.

Is this the reversal? What's going on? Who's buying? What do they know that we don't?

>heem or be heemed, shit is real

>>52348333
You are correct

Buffett ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YyBvzCilr4

>bitcoin going up

>>52348353
Here's what they know
>omg CPI was sooo cold that's insanely bullish
then soon when literally anything will happen
>nooo something happened, this is insanely bearish

>>52348332
This

I didn't make any money today but I'll sleep well knowing my puts I bought today will print when the panic race the the exit begins again within the next month. This rally will fail like all the others and if you went long after an 8% nasdaq day instead of shorting it you probably shouldn't be managing your own money

slurped the UUP

Didn't see the new thread

>>52348269
Gotta zoom in a bit.

2000s touched it 3 times then broke when there were no buyers. Though SPX did rip 5% to put it above for a few weeks, but on the retest it failed again (the retest pattern looks a lot like 2008s)

>>52348333
The AI art is the new psypo. Get the newest version of goggles.
Shadilay

>>52348353
>Who's buying?
Trading algos bought the SPX up to 3900. All the buying on top of that was retail stickers who are gonna get JUSTED next week

>>52348404
Same bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jio_0vQCAZU
this will be oil chads in 6 months looking at their barren -30%+ portfolios. I told you to get out early. Listen.

BUY CALLS NOW

>>52348346
Exactly.. if you didn't buy puts on ARKK when it pumps 15 fucking percent in a day... carvana up 35 percent today and it's going bankrupt...

>>52348308
>I can't see the merchant
>save to desktop and look at the thumbnail
>you are my greatest ally

>>52348456
Then why is my DRIP doing fuckall

I did.

It was a good day. One of my accounts stopped linking in yf so I am actually over 100k anons

after I make sick gains on my SPY calls, I am going all in WEAT

if we can go up so fast, well, we can go down that fast too right? this is a bear market still right? ..

whats it gonna take to bring my puts back to life bobros, this is supposed to be OUR time.

lets put our heads together. we can heal the market i know we can!

Bless your gains.

>>52348456
Oil declines is a leading indicator of crashcession. Look at oil in 2008, peaked in July, began its big fall in early sept 2 weeks ahead of the SPX big fall

this blue wave just keeps getting better and better!

>>52348481
I said 6 months. Oil will correct itself soon, Venezuela is being worked on by Biden to flood the market.

Is anyone else fascinated with how tiny your penis can get when you're really cold?

>>52348491
How did you get all that capital to invest. Enlighten a poorfag and help lift me out of poverty

>>52348501
Fear not. We making a new bottom before YE. Expect market crash down to 60% of 4800 top in Q1. I'm long VIX because is gonna be a roller coaster getting there

>>52348392
My long port was up 20% today and I dumped it into SOXS at EoD. Feeling like a Chad.

Is XELA ever going to be worth anything?

>>52348501
if Biden goes on camera and admits Jews are behind everything wrong in the world, they will tank the market in retaliation. That is our only option. I will be performing a mystic ritual tonight to try and induce Biden to say this, but my power alone may not be enough. Please tonight put a spoon of salt under your pillow, count 15 stars from the moon, sacrifice a chunk of your hair to fire, and when the holy gateway opens after that ritual, make sure to use the pathway to send Biden this message.

>>52348471
Still holding SARK

>yields
oh my fucking god

>>52348552
I jack off when it's 50F in my room in the morning.

>>52348424
I thought AI was supposed to lead to a robot revolution that destroys the world like in the matrix, but apparently it just gets used to make anti-semitic memes.

I was essentially thrown back one and a half months by pure gains. How do you cope with this, bros?

>>52348573
Markets pumped when Trump said the jews control congress

>>52348501
Just wait a week. Add to your position with long dated puts. Don't panic is the big thing

>>52348568
Based as fuck. I didn't go super heavy on puts yet I saved enough cash to average down if the rally has legs. If we hit 410 I'll all in puts

janny really has it out for rocker LMAO

>>52348589
It's just money,bro

>>52348308

Today I made the same returns as spy but I feel like I lost a big opportunity. I knew it would go up from open because of the short sellers but not only I never thought it would go up this much I would never imagine it closing at the high pretty much. I should have gone all in SPXL at open.
I could have made an extra 4.5 percent with the leverage. A day like this a guy needs to make 10 percent to feel happy

>>52348589
Go for a walk. Drink. Clean your place. Stuff like that.

>>52348603
Yea, I xferred 5k into my options account to buy into AMD puts tomorrow and Monday. Been buying puts since $110 and it's been sometimes scary but beneficial

>>52348607
He breaks multiple rules at once constantly. Janny just cleaning up the trash and I applaud them.
>avatarfagging
>off-topic blogging
>ban evasion

FUCKING FUCK CARVANA

>>52348359
>No need to get it on your own, market will deliver to ya

It's funny, the BUY PUTS nigga reappears and we have the highest melt up day of the year.

>>52348335
one easy trick and you can be a real(rich) jew too
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=2224980

what are we thinking boys? is the recession canc elled?

VVNT hit 52 week highs and is up 60% this month.. they just reported (-0.19) EPS for Q3.

Lol..

Is this the result of the democrats holding the line an the Republican Party dethroning trump?

If so, keep it coming. I loved the fact that I heard “fiscal conservatism” come out of the mouth of a Fox News host trouncing trump.

Come on, I saw the New Yorker today and I can only get so erect!

And now the market is up!!!??? We may finally be done with retarded trumpism and back to the norm of making good money without pandemics and scandals!

>>52348554
Maybe get a job? Lmao

>>52348471
It's pretty hilarious seeing all the euphoria though. Of course, I also had a few meme positions that I was swinging and I've sold out of today. I'm not sure if today is the best day to hop right into new shorts, but I think its obvious that the end game for a lot of this dogshit is literal zero - bankruptcy.
The dollar devaluation that happened today doesn't change the fact that those companies are fucked.

>>52348657
Somebody called him a bottom signal and holy fuck I think they're on to something.

>>52348665
I am not clicking that

>>52348589
We told you to not be a hero anon, bear markets are hard markets not just for bulls but for bears too. Every single time bobo has been certain of a huge dump this year, we get the opposite.

>>52348670
priced in

>>52348671
>Is this the result of the democrats holding the line an the Republican Party dethroning trump?

>If so, keep it coming. I loved the fact that I heard “fiscal conservatism” come out of the mouth of a Fox News host trouncing trump.

>Come on, I saw the New Yorker today and I can only get so erect!

>And now the market is up!!!??? We may finally be done with retarded trumpism and back to the norm of making good money without pandemics and scandals!

>>52348554
get a job
live frugally
sincerely a boglehead

>>52348667
too early to say, my balls say probably not but i've nutted in some pretty sketchy vaginas in the past

>>52348697
pussy
it's just a couple academic papers about investing

I didn’t check my stocks all day. Did I fuck up not selling today?

>>52348589
>>52348700
IF YOU ARE A DAY TRADER OR SHORT TERM SWING TRADER NEVER HOLD THROUGH EARNINGS, FED MEETINGS, OR OTHER RED/BLACK CATALYSTS.
You are literally gambling. At least manage your risk properly.

>>52348667
I think everything is still fucked and SPY hit 395 crab range resistance like a brick wall

>>52348671

>>52348525
>past performance = future performance

Also, reminder 395 accepted.

>>52348726
this
we need to reclaim 410 before we even think of making new highs

>>52348671
Sort of. It's a tapestry. Market does not care dem or publican. Market care that local uncertainty about election is resolved. Inflation data this morning came in below expectations: it's still nad but not as bad as expected therefore good. USD is pulling back against key trading pairs. A ton of money in short positions had to cover with pants on fire today.

>>52348737
>this time it's different

>pivot? bring me the nigger

Something kind of interesting: Of the top 20 biggest percentage gain days in the history of the S&P 500, TEN of them have occurred in the 2022 bear market alone. Picrelated.

That said, today was the largest by far; but THAT said, I think today was kind of skewed by the fact that yesterday was a gigadump. It is only up 3.2% relative to November 8, 3.2% being much more in line with the gigapumps we've seen in this market.

Idk. Peak-to-trough, the length of this bear market is still short relative to 2000 and 2008. I guess whether we've seen the bottom or not depends on whether the current economic crisis is on par with 2000 or 2008. What do you bros think?

>>52348756
Yes line need to go up to go up even further.

>>52348737
>>hopium = future performance

>>52348780
more like
>he doubted my rate hikes?
>bring me the bobo

>>52348392
I took call profits at market open then bought puts and sold for a loss EOD. I am NOT giving up. But man am I heemed. I just don't have it in me to hold puts overnight/over the weekend yet again. It's been a rough couple weeks. Wiped out all the previous months gains and then some. But I've built a $25k account up to $35k in a month once, I'll fucking do it again. As many times as I have to.

>>52348783
Buckle in because the next 4-6 weeks will be big swings that of played right can make you Santa Claus of your family this season. Long VIX.

I made $5800 today, and for unrelated reasons I feel like my whole life has been destroyed

I know you're """supposed""" to pay taxes on gains and losses, but if they're really small, like under 100 bucks, do you reeaally have to?

>>52348783
I think this is still a bear market and this rally will not eclipse ath without some mega bullish news like inflation actually declining instead of slowing. This should be a good steamy rally though with more upside remaining.

>>52348814
Go with leveraged inverse ETFs then. Easier to hold onto for days or even a couple weeks without any significant impairment

>>52348836
they only butt rape you if the gains are over $600

>>52348783
all depends on the Fed and what they do with rates + QE/QT
so by extension the inflation metrics they are using
their goal is 2% and we are still pretty fair off but the market will try to price in any rogue eye twitches as a pivot or sign that rates will increase slower or even stop increasing
TLDR bear market/recession isn't over by any means and prepare for lots of volatility in the next few months as the Fed tweaks rates to lower inflation

>>52348840
We're gonna have deflation by Q2 and the market will still be looking for that 2600 bear bottom

Should I cut my losses tomorrow?

>>52348783
I think long term all we have in store is slow bleeding as the fed takes back the covid liquidity injections to tame inflation
We might crash at some point but a sustained long term rally is impossible until market conditions are healthier. (inflation around 2%, fed balance sheet run off, real GDP growth, interest rates stable for some time).
At that point we won't even need a stimulus to have a bull run, but it probably won't be as lucrative as the 2009-2022 bull run due to the lack of QE and 0 rates.

>>52348840
Yeah I agree. A one-day gain of this magnitude is never justified, but the market always overshoots, so it's a level of craziness I can grasp. What would be unimaginably retarded, though, would be a new ATH. If that happens any time before July next year, then the US stock market is truly beclowned

>>52348876
The market is celebrating that inflation is 7.7%

>>52348876
If -7% scares you then you should not be playing 3x ETFs...

>>52348722
Yes, that was my mistake. Poor risk management and holding through CPI. I was deep in the green yesterday. Ah well, I'll come back from it.

>>52348308
So can anyone explain why exactly we had one of thr greenest days of the entire year today? Even though everything is terrible? Fuel prices are high, inflation is up, savings are low, market is down, unemployment is climbing, tech layoffs every other day.

But today we see a giga pump out of absolutely no where.

They should do an office reboot where Micheal Scott is a hedge fund manager

>>52348836
I think you can make up to around 12k tax free, since that's the standard deduction.

How long will this pump last?

>>52348925
CPI report was not horrible
bear market rallies are face rippers
that's it

>>52348925
algo news pump followed by retail FOMO
profit taking will happen tomorrow or next week

Just looked into my folio and I'm up 20% on the day.

I'll never sell, you fucktards

A FLOCK OF EAGLES ARE FLYING OUTSIDE MY ROOM GOOD OMEN GOOD OMEN I'M HOLDING SOXL CALLS OVERNIGHT

>>52348841
I just need to take a break and clear my head. I have other issues that are affecting my trading decisions. But yes I have thought about SQQQ instead of SPY puts. But I bag held puts for like 10 days leading up to FOMC and then only broke even on them because I was early. Then bought more puts right after and took the loss on them yesterday. Then actually got the CPI right and held a call spread overnight, closed that out at market open today and then bought more puts right after thinking we would at least give back a little bit of the early pump, didn't fucking happen. I made hundreds of successful trades from 9/15 to 10/15 and now I'm just shaken. Confidence heemed. Exuberance gone. But Im not smoking, drinking, jerking off, or having coffee anymore so I guess that's something. Losing in the market has been like going to expensive rehabilitation for all my other bad habits, now I'm just goombling. Heemed. Beclowned. Just need to get my mind right. And maybe coming here isn't helping.

>>52348963
Hard to sell when dangling from a rope I guess

>>52348925
>Fuel prices are high
natural gas is very low, cheaper to heat homes. gasoline for transport also not that high.
>inflation is up,
actually it was shown to be peaking today and last meeting and therefore going down
>savings are low,
literally the goal of the fed
>market is down
how is this relevant to the market going up today, if anything the more a market is down the higher the green days will be
>unemployment is climbing
also another goal of the fed and why savings are down
>tech layoffs every other day
bullish for tech to cut useless jobs and free up cash flow

>>52348780
this poor man needs to get on TV daily to repeat his messaging or its not gonna do anything
the pivoteers are too strong and start retconning him the moment he closes his mouth
I am a pivoteer

Its kinda funny the rabbit retard got banned already

>>52349025
this happens every day
he'll be back

>>52348925
Goys are broke and unemployed, of course we pump

>>52349035
I feel bad cause he's a rape victim but he needs to cope some other way

>>52349035
until the rangeban

>>52348882
>but a sustained long term rally is impossible until market conditions are healthier
I agree with you in principle, but the thing is, the stock market is different from ever before, as evidenced by 10 out of the 20 biggest percentage gains of all time being in the past year alone. There has to have been an underlying change in the stock market for this type of unprecedented volatility. My hypothesis is a change in attitude of retail participants; they don't care about fundamentals.

Retail today is a mix of WSB types, and people with a latent Occupy Wall Street mentality they've held since they were teenagers, and all those participants just buy buy buy not due to fundamentals, but because they have a fuck-it attitude towards wall street and just want to build generational wealth in a ponzi scheme manner.

That is why we now have clown market. The market consists of retail participants who don't care about fundamentals, and Wall Street, who takes advantage of the retail participants. Fundamentals have almost no place in the equation anymore.

>>52348984
>and then bought more puts right after thinking we would at least give back a little bit of the early pump, didn't fucking happen
I bought my SQQQ today at $50 so I was thinking the same thing. Bear market scam rally, should've known better. Either way holding into early next week and confident I'll be in the green by then

>>52349050
retail participants dont have any money left lol. I guarantee you the majority of them bought the dip when the s&p 500 went to 4200 and ran out of cash instantly.
or they're being absolutely slaughtered by the option premiums and see-saw movements

>>52349050
that's exactly what happened before 1929 lmao hahahaha people were literal retard tiering into a ponzi scheme

>>52349047
rangebanning an entire city over some faggot posting vtumors is honestly way too much
>>52349050
pretty accurate, but the fed gaveth most of the liquidity used to take us from 3500 to 4800, and it is now takething it away. thats the one fundamental that only retards can afford to ignore

>>52349050
You blame this on retail?
Not the hedge funds that have gorrilions of tax payer dollars and repos from the red as well as inside knowledge of what the fed is going to do.

>>52349012
>>savings are low,
>literally the goal of the fed
retard

>>52349050
>Fundamentals have almost no place in the equation anymore.
yes, but thats not on retail
hedge fund people exhibit the same behavior but with much more money and recklessness

It's so hard to be a zoomer nowadays...

>>52349059
I should have held the puts honestly. I'm just so fucking heemed at my own decision making that I just needed to take my 40% loss and start fresh Monday. I can't spend the weekend worrying about theta decay 3 weeks in a row. That's not my game. I like to go cash to cash everyday. Somewhere I got shaken off my game. But it's all priced in. The wins, the losses. All of it.

Bros, I legit need to fucking cum pound a latina rn ngl.

META is about to go down again, r-right, bobos?

>>52349050
Fundamentals matter when cash flow matters. And when the cost of money is HIGH, cashflow fucking matters. Everyone who has agreed with you is a retard, and you are a retard, it’s a simple system money has a cost, and different costs incentivize different strategies

Hopefully we can kick these bobos out of here. Have a real party y'know? Bobos have known about this for a long time.

>>52348984
It's hard not to get greedy when you are on a run and it's hard not to gamble on cpi/fomc clown days but if you just steady bag profits/hedge and don't over extend yourself you will be alright man. I have almost revenge traded back to ATH for my portfolio but that fomc in Sept fucking heemed me. I would be up 150%+ in the last three months if I had just sat that one out and I learned a pretty valuable lesson and bagged profits yesterday on must of my puts

>>52348308
That's a very nice happy merchant, OP.

>>52349108
>>52349138
I disagree, I think retail plays a key part in it. Hedge funds are full of non-retarded people, so for them to act retarded, the retardation would basically be forming out of a vacuum. I mean look at the recovery from the covid crash, and ensuing bull run. Did educated, market-savvy people make the call that a 60% NASDAQ bull run was justified by fundamentals? I think not. I think retail made the call that "we are gonna just buy lmao," and hedge funds read the sentiment and played along, siphoning money from retail along the way.

>sold my spy calls 5 mins too early and would have doubled my profit

>>52348607
i wonder if he will make a video tonight seething at the jannies

>>52349166
My cute Latina is at work right now, and won’t be back for 7 hours. It’s unbearable

>>52349191
A trillion-dollar increase in market cap does not require a trillion dollars of cash to flow in, though. If you have a hefty supply of retail bulls mashing the market buy button, having zero regard for slippage on the way up, you can get huge percentage gains in the stock market on very hollow and vacuous volume.

I think my gf is starting to suspect I only use her for sex

>>52348836
your broker reports all sales to the IRS. if you dont file, then the IRS assumes your cost basis is zero. so even if you break even, you have to file, otherwise you will owe a lot if you've been trading stuff.

>>52349180
20% in 5 days I missed the boat

>>52349298
>suspect
You mean realise

>>52349298
ask her what she offers other than sex. Usually women who ask this don't offer anything

>>52349196
If we have a green session tomorrow, it will be a comfy Friday night.

>>52349196
The eagles I saw told me the bear market is over

>>52349199
That's the thing, I don't even like to play earnings, FOMC, cpi, whatever. That's usually when I like to sit out. But like you said I was on a heck of a run, my long bags were pumping giving me a false sense of security when really my trading account is and should be separate from my overall portfolio, and I got caught martingaling to an over extend position that I was able to break even on, but it got me thrown off my timing and haven't been able to get back on my game since. Real answer is I should have spent the past 2 weeks playing Vidya and watching from the sidelines. Or just bring patient with my martingale. This is my last attempt at not blowing up my account. Gonna make the most of it

>>52349233
>a 60% NASDAQ bull run was justified by fundamentals
the bull run was justified by fundamentals
namely, at the time it seemed that the fed won't act to stop inflation
they were coping about it being transitory even as december was giving us near double digit prints
inflation pumps equities

Am I the only one who holds onto losses hoping for a reversal and sells gains too early? I think I'm very loss averse.

It even shows in my returns. Whenever the market goes down I outperform by 16 percent. But when it goes up, I underperform by 5 percent. What can I do to be less of a pussy? Today I would have made 3x more money

My SOXL average was about 7.5 so I sold half at 11.
What price will I sell the other half at?

they should double down on their attempts at fighting inflation this precise time of the year, it would be good for consumption and people should be given advice by their rulers to stock up on essential goods. give everyone some time to prepare for the year long recession

>>52349309
I only love Marina Datillo so this had to happen eventually.

>>52349180
EVERYTHING is about to go down again during the next week.
the markets go up using the express elevator, they go down using the stairs, so be patient

>>52349294
Sure but that precipitates those bulls having the cash to do this in the first place, which in an environment where rates are high, I.e. the cost of money is high, unsound businesses will lose money faster as well as businesses being more scrutinizing of their hard returns. It’s much easier to generate >0% returns then generate >4% returns

>>52349298
Dealt with this a lot man.. so you tell her you appreciate her and value the communication and time together with her. You tell her you enjoy sex and that there is nothing wrong with that but you also value her and ask her if there is anything you can do to make her feel better.

Then put your dick in her mouth

>>52348963
Thanks for being 50% down YTD. YOUR BAGS WILL ONLY GET HEAVIER KEK

>>52349376
I'd say dump the other half before 2PM tommorow before profit taking from the rally and OPEX sets in

>>52349374
You're built for bear markets. Whenever the bottom is, invest in a smart effective way(figure out your risk tolerance, time horizon, diversification etc) and don't look at your portfolio since you seem to want to trade in and out.

>>52348722
Learned this the hard way. I was up over 10% on Tuesday, shaping up to be an absurdly good week. Now I lost all the gains and then some. Lord help me, I rolled into longer dated options and am praying for the reversal. I was bull yesterday and bear today, holy shit I can't believe I've done this.

>NASDAQ up over 7%
Holy fuck is this just an epic squeeze or is this an actual rally? We've seen both over the past year lmfao.

Not only did I make some bad trading decisions today that cost me gains... I learned that I've been making bad decisions in other areas of my life for years... decades...

Can some kind soul shed me a light on BlackRock inc?

>>52349445
You're a nice trader, don't go to the market next week.

>>52349468
Join the club. Trying to shake it off, but it's a deep cut that takes a while

I just got back from work and I'm absolutely okay with this.

What the fuck happened bull bros?

>>52349445
You're an idiot and shouldn't be trading lmao

I MAY NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS
I NEED THAT REVERSAL BOBROS

>>52349492
Bobo voted with his wallet

>>52349501
Over one month there's been a 0% gain. How can you be hurting right now lmao

>>52349419
>50%
It's 60%

>>52349480
>>52349495
>Nasdaq's massive 7.3% rise today was the 3rd best day since Oct 2008 (Lehman crisis bear market bounce ahead of Fed meeting)
Ah, so it's one of these.

>>52349298
if you only use her for sex then why do you care?

Im about to FOMO into tech stocks

>>52349532
Because I wouldnt get to fuck her anymore and I know her body like the back of my hand, i dont wanna learn a new bitches ideosyncrasies

>>52349540

>>52349298
Find a poor gf and buy her small things, she will do whatever you ask willingly.

>>52349492
CPI came in cooling. Bulls have been getting heemed for higher than expected prints the whole year. We were due for a upside surprise.

>>52349559
>give woman money for attention
can we kill this guy

>>52348491
Based
I had a good day too

>>52349552
Buncun you should look into Leykis 101

Listen janny, I get it. Dilating is probably a very painful experience and can put you in a bad mood. But the fact of the matter is, I am /smg/. Without me the quality of this general goes completely down the toilet. So you've had your fun but it's time to stop. Look at this picture. This is what a real woman looks like. Something you will never achieve matter what you do. Good day.

>>52349562
Cpi is still elevated. Even during the fastest fed tightening ever in history.

>>52349591

got so heemed today..

i was waiting for a dump so i could get something back and doubled my losses.. atleast i got -2% away from the maximum damage.

ruined my mood and stopped trading. big mistake should have played it today...
livermore said the big moves are when you make your money. i think he meant days like today.

>JUST IN: FTX Digital Markets assets frozen by Bahamas regulator, per Bloomberg. (8 mins ago)

>Friend called me and said @SBF_FTX was just arrested on the tarmac at the airport in the Bahamas. (1 hour ago)

>futures

OVER 7 FUCKING PERCENT ON THE NASDAQ IN ONE FUCKING TRADING DAY

THAT IS A HUGE FUCKING SHAKE OUT

HOLY FUCK

>>52349620
That was quick.still i wonder how the dude from Luna is still free

>>52349567
>>give woman money for attention
Anon, this is how its been since the days of Cro-Magnon man.

Jesus Christ how good do Democrats look right now? Literally all the GOP had to do was push inflation numbers and trigger the red wave

Instead we get
>cooling inflation
>Over 7% (SEVEN PERCENT) NASDAQ pump to make it look like the Dems are doing work
>Dems don't even get blown out in the midterms

Fucking pathetic dude, holy shit

>>52349567
She gives me attention regardless, and to act like $30 for a gnome, for my house, is a big deal is basement dweller tier cringe. Unironically have sex faggot

Alrighty, so I'm in puts around 410 I think.

>>52349591
Rocker I am going to be SEVERELY disappointed in you if we don't get a special edition tonight. We deserve it after the action today.

>>52349640
biggest bull trap in history

How do I short real estate?

Trump is announcing his campaign next week, it is time for DWAC gains. Just don't hold too long because this is basically a worthless meme stock.

>>52349567
This is for you >>52349654

>>52349653
republicans will never will another election
georgia and PA are blue states now, they put enough niggers and mexicans in both
plus zoomers are mega libtards

>>52349522
yeah its not a good rally. bear market rallies can last awhile like weeks or months.


the rubberband is being stretched more and more. some point it will break and it usually doesnt break upward.

This stock market leap is going to have disastrous consequences, isn't it?
>investors high on copium that 7.7% inflation is GOOD news
What sort of retarded gamble is that?

What is going on in this market...
(and this thread)

>>52349677
> it is time for DWAC gains.
Oh not this again.

>>52349674
Ask Burry

>>52348333
no, take you meds

>>52349693
Inflation isnt increasing. How is bad news?

>>52349677
Trump is old news.
DeSantis is the hero civilization needs, he can win over people Trump would only repel. Time to move on anon.

So what will be the reason we dump once SPY reaches 400-410? No way (((they))) won't rug pull us at one point, but they have to make a narrative up for it.

>>52349758
Why would there be a reason for a dump?

>>52349718
Its not going away either. How is that good news?

How long until we give all of this back?

>>52349703
>February 23rd
>March 4th was the top
>down 76% since then
I hope short anon made some money

>>52349721
Trump is the news. It doesn't matter if you support him, when he decides to announce his 2024 campaign DWAC will take off. No politics just a simple play.

>>52349653
Republicans ran on grievance and not governance

>>52349801
How long until Jerome speaks again?

>>52349782
yeah the 2% yearly inflation never goes away either. That isn't the issue. We just need to slow it down so it isn't 10% yearly ever again. They are targeting 3-4% 2023 and I think they will do it. For reference egypt is at like 50% inflation. USA is doing well

>>52348308
This fucking giga pump reeks of a massive rug pull coming soon. I hope I'm wrong.

>>52349674
DRV etf

>>52349810
Not for another month

>My heckin pump ain’t sustainable
We have been violently dumping and pumping for a year you fucking mongoliods

>>52349866
>CPI followed by FOMC the next day
good lord, the price movement will be history making

>>52349869
5% in a day isnt normal for the spy, you know this.

>>52349869
please someone post the schizo wojak technical analyst, i need it

>>52349522
Sustainable rallies do not happen quickly.

>>52349903
Do you mean this one?

>>52349674
REM puts

>futures

>>52348308
Why do I see a happy merchant hidden in OPs picture?

>>52349918
What happened after march 2020. Still held 50% above the lowest level even after the crash lmao.
>>52349924
That one's good to but it was like this format

wew lad, made the right call to close my remaining TSLA puts yesterday. otherwise i would've been screwed over like the rest of the bobo gang. still, i'm not buying more puts until monday. i would like to short other tech stocks but i feel pretty comfortable with TSLA. anyone shorting MSFT or INTC?

$SPX 1 day ROC. The spikes between 2009 and 2020, the fed stepped in.

See the widening ranges in 2008. Fed didn't step in until something snapped.

Similar to now, we have widening ROCs, increased volatility, no fed pivot as of now, and horrible earnings.

careful.

>>52349971
The argument of consumer price indexs being cooked is sound because most places food costs have gone up 40% not to mention regular goods as well. The biden admin can hide and cook data until it cant lol

>>52349971
Hmm, no I don't have anything like that

I dont even know why I play the market anymore honestly i hate volatility.

SPY Wedging structure

>>52349992
i see you drew lines for 2008 but i don't see any for 2020. instead you drew them for 2022. i get what you're trying to say but your chart doesn't reflect that.

>>52350024
So what happens when it fully converges on the point?

>>52349305
What if it's just one for 50 bucks

>>52350036
the PPT saved the market in 2020
the fed is actively trying to crash the market this time by rape hikes and balance sheet runoffs

This is a range.

>>52349629
Could this be what the year 1929 felt like before it all crashed?

>>52350039
golden bullrun

>>52349093
4chan have blocked entire countries based on online reputation alone like Iran and China.

The gay pump today was not healthy. Do not stay in this gay ass clown market

>>52349718
Wait. If it's 7.7% inflation year over year, that means it increased 7.7% compared to the same month last year. We're just trying to slow the rate of increasing inflation. We're not even trying to bring inflation itself down yet.

I hate my life and wish I had more money. I'm extremely envious of persons with more wealth and it's killing me. I don't know what to do. I have a decent job. I'm thrifty. But it's impossible for me to get ahead. It's so tiresome.

>>52349992
If you don’t use log scale you are actually a fucking retard

>>52350102
what do you do anon

>>52348756
Seems like we’re due for a massive heem reversal looking at that chart. I’m buying puts tomorrow fuck it

>>52350024
look at the fuck huge candle for october CPI, lol every time

>>52350102
Now you know why cryptochads, cryptobulls, exist.

>>52350125
Drug safety studies.

Index fund bros
We're... we're gonna make it

>>52348836
I’ve never reported anything but I’m also negative 10k all time from my estimates so not sure it really matters

>>52350087
No, it's decreasing.
https://www.bls.gov/charts/consumer-price-index/consumer-price-index-by-category-line-chart.htmxd0an

The core cpi increase is here to stay though, we absolutely do not want to go into negative numbers (deflation)

>>52350001
you can filter the link i posted in this post for food btw, they arent hiding food prices.
>>52350199

>>52350087
You’re thinking about it wrong.

YoY CPI numbers are:
June 9.1%
July 8.5%
Aug 8.3%
Sept 8.2%
Oct 7.7%

Inflation is decreasing and has been since June. It is not just increasing at a slower pace.

The markets tanked in Aug/sept because inflation didn’t seem to be stubbornly high and people anticipated it would take a lot of time and rate hikes to get down towards 2%.

Now it appears that inflation is decreasing more quickly than anticipated (in past months) so assets are mooning as this would imply a shorter period of high interest rates and a faster return to loose monetary policy.

>futures.....

>>52350246
*did seem

You guys are factoring all the additional printed money into the value of the market right?
The market is actually down a lot more than you realize because of the amount of inflation we've had.
You guys understand this right?

>CASH GANG, DEPLOY THE REINFORCEMENTS

>>52350246
>return to loose monetary policy
lol

>yields

>>52350246
>return to loose monetary policy.
yeah we barely contain inflation only to immediately rev up the printers to make it come roaring back
"no"

>Futures

>>52350246
It's short sighted copium. If the stock market rallies, that means looser financial conditions and inflation goes down "only slowly" again, or even goes up.

There's still 5.7% down to go, and it was painful to lower it only 1.4%

and these are government numbers possibly fudged. if real inflation is any higher than that it makes it harder to control, as deeper problems creep into society and you can't hide those by manipulating a monthly report.

>>52350372
>you can't hide those by manipulating a monthly report.

I just woke up. I forgot to exit my yesterday and figured I'd do it at the start of pre-market trading today but I overslept. I'm down 23% on a single position I was up 7%. Holy fucking shit I want to rage right now.

>>52350302
>>52350358

Rates cuts by 2024. Check ‘em.

>>52350365
red right now, but asia and the euros are going to continue the bull rally, +2% at 8:30 tomorrow

>>52350157
how much do u make? is covid safe? what lengths would u go to to make it?

>>52350406
spy 100k by 2025 then
and me wiping my ass with benjamins because we ran out of TP

>>52350398
>sleeping over the fucking CPI report

Oh man I can't wait to shit talk bears for the entire weekend ahahaha.
AHAHAHAHA

theres gotta be a correction tomorrow right
im down 20% on my SOXS position

>>52350406
>Rates cuts by 2024. Check ‘em.
Definitely but not for the reason bulls think. The Fed has said they will overtighten until there is damage and then stimulate. Rate cuts will come after inflation fears turn into deflation fears and we get another world financial crisis.

>>52350246
Bingo. We are going to peak before we enter the recession boys. After every inverted yield curve since the 70s we have always peaked a year or two after the inverted yield curve occurs. The crash is coming but not yet.

>the 2020 crash was from COVID fea-
Oh yeah we're in for some fun times ahead.

>>52350420
Nah. Eoy 2023 inflation will be 3.X% and spx will be 4400. By eoy 2024 inflation is 2.X% funds rate coming down and spx 5000.

>>52350425
I was literally going to just "rest my eyes" for a few minutes and then open up a long. Anon what the fuck. Help me. What is wrong with me? Why do I suck dick at trading? I always hesistate and second guess myself. :(

oh bobo
OH BOBO

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Inflation (oil prices) went up 1% in a single day to celebrate that inflation was down 0.5%
it might take the market another month to understand the consequences of that but there's nothing bullish about this.

In my entire trading career I've never seen anything like this in my entire life. Fucking SOXL moved 30% like it's fucking biotech curing cancer or something. What the fuck. I literally just want to break even and never touch a stock again for the rest of my life

>>52350411
130k
Covid is what it is. What do you mean safe? I'm unvaxxed, for what that's worth.
I don't know any more. I'm tired. I might try grinding a few more months but if things don't turn around I'll be very tempted to sell most of my things and "leave", but I don't know where I'll go. This life just isn't working out for me, it seems.

>EU CPI tomorrow
Hmm mumubros?

PRICED IN
>priced in
PRICED IN
>priced in
PRICED IN
>priced in

>>52350102
I inherited some money. The way it all played out cost me my sanity, and as a result, my career and my relationships with all family and friends. I have money and my physical health is much better than before I had money. I'm now just filled with hate and rage for things that happened in the past. I am letting sunk costs further sink me deeper and deeper into a spiral of depression, anger, rage, and hate. Oh and I'm down $60k ytd goombling options, made $10k last month, and lost $15k this week being greedy and reverting to old habits. I'd like to blame the lack of coffee (2nd quit attempt), but it wasn't that. I was unironically happier as a 55k a year public accounting rentoid. My goyball team is doing good and is a national media darling for the first time in my lifetime and the one guy I want to watch the games with isn't here to watch them anymore. Takes the fun out of it. Especially when you realize it's all theater too. So idk be grateful for what you do have.

I hate to bring this webm out... because it usually means I've gotten too cocky
But whatever, I'm gonna be cocky
The time of the Mumu has come

Mumus are the rudest winners and the sorest losers...

>>52350549
What's preventing you from letting the past go?
You sound like you would be in a good spot if you could move on, start fresh with your wealth and health. Couldn't you go back to the past life and just have things be easier with your inheritance?

look at this cat

>>52350551
Even if we get heemed, we can say we disintegrated Bobos portfolio in one single day
>>52350591
Yes.

>>52350524
I sold covered calls. Gotta get out of em at some point.
>>52350246
Thanks for the clarification. I guess what I'm referring to is prices. Very different. But that's what Powell keeps referring to.

>>52348910
Core CPI at 0.3% is 3.6% inflation over 12 months. By the time it hits 0.2% the market will have already recovered

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
NIGGERS ON THE BEACH
NIGGERS ON THE SHORE
NIGGERS ON THE STREET
NIGGERS AT THE STORE
NIGGERS AT THE GAME
NIGGERS WITH THE BALL
NIGGERS SELLING BEER
NIGGERS BIG AND TALL
NIGGERS AT MY DOOR
NIGGERS AT MY CAR
NIGGERS IN MY TV
NIGGERS NEAR AND FAR
NIGGERS IN MY WALLS
NIGGERS IN MY FLOOR
I AM THE NIGGER
A NIGGER VERY POOR

CMON SPY LETS GO TO THE 200 DMA POOPOOPEEPEE THEN ALL IN PUTS I AM NOT GOING TO MISS AUGUST 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>52350551
>The time of the Mumu has come
4-5% FFR, QT, a Fed that sold their stocks at the top and get angry when the market goes up, every piece of economic data is bad, weakening consumer, bad earnings this quarter, housing market freezing, entire economy built on ZIRP and QE now having to deal with high rates and QT and the Bogdanoffs symbolically dying at the very top of the blow off top. That's off the top of my head. The golden bear run hasn't even begun yet.

>>52350662
The stock market is not the economy though

>>52349718
>Inflation isnt increasing
Because it's only slowing because the consumer is tapped out, debtmaxxed, and about to get fired

>placed sell order on 180 shares of targeted retirement mutual fund at 11am
>price still hasn't updated from this morning
>order still hasn't gone through at 6:45
What's going on bros..?

>>52350650
extremely based

>>52349721
>DeSantis is the hero civilization needs
I see you've been listening to all those never Trump kikes that don't want populism so they got GWB 2.0 but good on the coof

>>52350670
>The stock market is not the economy though
The stock market runs on QE + ZIRP. The reason that "bad news is good news" right now is because the market believes it will force the Fed to prematurely pivot before they destroy the economy. The entire bull run from 2008 onwards was because the Fed was buying up bonds and kept the FFR near 0. It's easy to invest in the market when you know that the Fed will always be there to pump your bags. Right now have a Fed that cheers when the market goes down.

>>52350697
Buddy.

Life can be one big old party if you plan and stick with it through the good times and when life tosses a stinky shat bag at you.

>>52350697
Mutual funds won't settle till real late at night. Check tomorrow. Just how it is.

>>52350637
the fed looks at core PCE, not CPI. the CPI bounces around and gives false signals like this, is why.

so tired of being a poor cunt. its just not enough

Reminder tomorrow will be 500+ on the Dow, these things always continue for a few days. Loaded SPY calls at close.

>>52350737
I'm already selling at a loss bobro, I just want to reap the day's gains...

>>52350594
>What's preventing you from letting the past go?
Honestly, I believe the Moderna vaccine caused my father's cancer to spread at a rapid pace. And just the things that I saw spending 12 hours+ a day in the cancer center with COVID restrictions still in place. The knowledge that COVID was really just an excuse to reset the economy and literally kill off guys like my dad. The wealth gets transferred to the younger, dumber generation (me) with the knowledge I'm gonna piss it away goombling options even though I have proven to myself I can do it successfully. I read the Protocols of the learned elders of Zion and the books of Moses and am kind of frozen stiff with my beliefs and knowledge of how true it all is. I just kinda realized this week at this pace, I'll be 80 years old myself still bitching about the same things. Idk I just can't move past it. I also gave up on CPA exam to trade options and I'm not going back now. I was 2 for 2 on those exams. They expired and I would have to retake shit i already passed because nobody cares about your mental health if you have money and aren't an accountable wage cuck. Read what the protocols say about the houses of goyim millionaires. It's by design.

it was a great day. broke into 6 figure hell. My gf is out of town this weekend should I get an escort to celebrate?

>>52348334
the internet is a series of tubes

>>52350683
If the market has a rally, people will take profits ("finally") and begin spending that money in the economy. Will that affect CPI readings?

>>52350755
same here.
i hope wagmi, fren.

>>52350531
based. share telegram if u wanna chat. i left my hometown (if thats the leave u mean), so i can share that at least. life can get better

>>52350683
>the consumer is tapped out, debtmaxxed, and about to get fired
This holiday season's debt fueled spending spree will make your head spin, anon.

>>52350787
this was the first image I ever masturbated to

>>52350755
>>52350102
A lot of us are in this. Just keep simplifying; that's what I'm doing. I want less alcohol. Less junkfood. Less need for constant entertainment. I want just a little bit more sitting quietly. Right now I'm eating black beans with french fries I got from McDonald's for $1. It's pretty good actually. But poor I do not plan on remaining

>>52350650
August 2nd is my birthday. What does this mean for my portfolio?

>>52348579
The yeild curve is currently disgusting, makes me want to PUKE

>>52350772
>My gf is out of town this weekend should I get an escort to celebrate?
Wait until the gf gets back next week, it'll be more fun

>>52350864
I don't understand any astrology house bullshit

>NOOOO I THOUGHT THE BEAR MARKET WOULD LAST YEARS NOOOOO THE MSM TOLD ME IT WAS OVER WHY DID EVERYONE BUY

>>52350771

>Honestly, I believe the Moderna vaccine caused my father's cancer to spread at a rapid pace.
As someone fairly knowledgeable in this area, I think that is unlikely. But, that doesn't help you. For the purposes of our conversation I'll assume that your belief is correct.
>And just the things that I saw spending 12 hours+ a day in the cancer center with COVID restrictions still in place.
Yeah, hospitals are incredibly fucked up. I watched both of my parents effectively starve to death in them. I have similar rage. It's lessened over time, but only because I've been beaten down and it's David v Goliath times a thousand.
>The knowledge that COVID was really just an excuse to reset the economy and literally kill off guys like my dad.
I mostly agree with you on the first part. I think it serves many purposes.
>The wealth gets transferred to the younger, dumber generation (me) with the knowledge I'm gonna piss it away goombling options even though I have proven to myself I can do it successfully.
As an American of old anglo stock, i know this well. So many of my family grew up well off and none of the children are reproducing, many are addicted or otherwise struggling. Ample wealth squandered.
>I read the Protocols of the learned elders of Zion and the books of Moses and am kind of frozen stiff with my beliefs and knowledge of how true it all is. I just kinda realized this week at this pace, I'll be 80 years old myself still bitching about the same things.
Yeah. I don't feel dissimilarly.
>Idk I just can't move past it. I also gave up on CPA exam to trade options and I'm not going back now.
I guess the trick for both of us is to figure out what we can do with our current hands (card game analogy). The deck is stacked against us. How can we win? Or, how can we lose the least? Generally, i think, by not letting those who have stacked it against to win as easily as they'd like. Though, I do think they'll win.
Shit's tough. I'm sorry.

New

>>52350926
>>52350926

>>52350897
what do you mean anon.
>>52350851
charlie munger says get to 100k invested even if you have to buy everything with a coupon and walk to work until you get there.
I have been driving a 30 year old truck, I budgeted $300 a month for food and saved 40% of my income for the past 5-6 years. No trips to greece to take instagram pics. only traveling to see family in the holidays and even then would buy my tickets ahead of time for like $200-300. granted i own 20 acres and bought a house last winter. Now that i have those things secure i am just stacking.
you WILL make it out of poverty you WILL own property you WILL secure the future of your children WAGMI

>>52348308
>PA Governor-Elect Josh Shapiro Vows to Crackdown on Fracking and Energy Sector in State – Affecting Thousands of PA Jobs


Oilbros, I feel really good

So all in on soxl?

>>52349166
My latinas ass looks just like this. swearsies breh.

>>52349166
is this the new glownigger psyop?

>>52350934
>I have similar rage. It's lessened over time, but only because I've been beaten down and it's David v Goliath times a thousand.
So you know then. It's just one big humiliation ritual. Unironically, I stopped reading the bible Towards the beginning of David's story before he becomes king but after he defeated Goliath and the king was jealous of David. Idk where I was going with that.
>none of the children are reproducing, many are addicted or otherwise struggling. Ample wealth squandered.
Yea that's me, except I sort of got it together and got into accounting like my old man. Now I just don't leave the home too much. Which just makes me more bitter and angry over time. But I don't drink, smoke, or drink coffee any more, and I can run 7 7:30 miles after doing all those things for years. Idk 1 step forward 3 steps back. Last month was 2 steps forward. This week was 5 steps back. Back to the drawing board.
>How can we win? Or, how can we lose the least?
Well for me it's always the same. Small position goes against me. Small position becomes big position. Goes against me further. Lock in loss. I actually was proud as fuck for being stubborn enough to hold a big put position for 11 days to breakeven. Breakeven ended up being the right play. They gave me a freebie. And I should have turned my computer off and done something else. Then I turn right back around and did the same thing again. Retard. I deserved the heeming. It just hurts. Thought I was beyond that shit. It's literally the same thing as my golf game. Shank initial tee shot, 3 off the tee, bogey the hole. Like c'mon bonehead.

>>52350246
Powell said that he'd rather break the markets with very high rates for a sustained period to ensure that inflation is not sticky. He then said he has the tools to pick up the pieces afterward (brrrr)