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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52342445

>> No.52343761

ahem, fuck bobos

>> No.52343765

What is the name of the organization or agency that sent shills here yesterday to do PR against our long positions and persuade us to lose money.
I want to know.

>> No.52343774
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52343774

FIRST FOR FEDSPEAK

>> No.52343781

>>52343765
meds inc

>> No.52343782

>>52343774
wen?

>> No.52343783
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Pic related is all you need.
>>52343742
These early bakes are silly.

>> No.52343784

>>52343765
I heard one of them calling themsel

>> No.52343785

>>52343765
WallStreetBets

>> No.52343787
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52343787

Lol @ inflation increasing slower because it was -already- high Oct/Nov 2021.

>> No.52343789

>>52343765
The US government....

>> No.52343790

>>52343765
can we cool it with anti-semitism please

>> No.52343791
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52343791

I've beclowned myself

>> No.52343803

TA fags
if VWAP is ticking up like a progressive jackpot, that's bullish right?

>> No.52343804
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52343804

Just sold my META $100 calls today, got a nice 300% frothy profit. Can take the rest of the quarter off (if I wanted to). How you all making out?

>> No.52343806

I can’t wait for everything to dump next week and then everyone in the general to say “OF COURSE IT WAS GONNA DUMP, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH WE PUMPED LAST WEEK OVER .04%? FUCKING RETARD”

>> No.52343809

>>52343785
link? i want to visualize historical inflation I distinctly rememebr back in 2012 news was saying things are back to normal but prices never went down I suspect we're in the same situation

>> No.52343810
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52343810

i am financially beclowned

>> No.52343818

>>52343790
No you, faggot.

>> No.52343821
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>>52343782
8 MINUTES

>> No.52343832

>>52343809
above was meant for you>>52343787. got a link?

>> No.52343833

>>52343821
do they really?

>> No.52343844

>>52343806
*0.4%

>> No.52343855

>>52343832
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/archives/cpi_12102021.pdf

>> No.52343858

>>52343821
I thought they were in the blackout period still

>> No.52343859

>>52343781
actual kek but show nose

>> No.52343863

>>52343765
I learned to completely ignore any advice given here and just do my thing. Works much better for me. I come here just to save rare bobos / mumus / pepers, post WTFWT and spam OOOOO / AAAAAA accompanied by matching wojaks.

>> No.52343864
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52343864

>tried to play a dead cat bounce on a tech stock with a bad earnings report
>nasdaq 6%+
>stock is -13%

HahahahHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEE

>> No.52343868

>>52343832
Meatspin.com

>> No.52343874
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52343874

NOOOOO I was supposed to be next the heckin' Michael Burry

>> No.52343880

aapl about to make a new HOD

>> No.52343892

before you ask your dumb questions:

>how high will we go
VIX gap fill at 20.6, whatever it takes to get there

>why are we up 6%
core CPI collapse in rate of change terms

>why are yields/dollar down
fed is done hiking, december 50 and 25 from there

>when to short
MINIMUM 410, but may overshoot to 420

just enjoy the fuckin christmas rally losers. Why do you have to be a buzzkill?

>> No.52343897

>>52343880
why

>> No.52343913
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52343913

I just loaded my portfolio with stocks, what am I in for the next month?

>> No.52343915

>>52343892
based crib sheet anon

>> No.52343917
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52343917

he was right bros

>> No.52343924

>>52343892
>fed is done hiking
>december 50 and 25 from there
is there a term for this mental condition you're having?

>> No.52343925
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>>52343892
>Christmas rally
>early November

>> No.52343939
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52343939

How do I resist the urge to just sell my house and put my savings into risky stocks? I've lost 40k before chasing dopamine hits.

>> No.52343947

Is Jerome going to have a press conference?

>> No.52343948
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52343948

I just need four more days like today to break even. We win this time, bobos. Heh.

>> No.52343950

>>52343925
post the floyd one

>> No.52343951

>>52343874
Michael Burry was holding his bags for 3 years

>> No.52343952

MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO IS PUMPING WOOOO
My only regret is i didnt buy leap calls of meta at 100 yesterday. oh well.

>> No.52343954
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>> No.52343964

>>52343924
he may be right, theres no fed meeting for a while
It started early, will probably end early seeing how the meeting is 14-15

>> No.52343966

>>52343939
i remind myself that lack of self control is a black or woman trait

>> No.52343975
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52343975

>>52343863
>I learned to completely ignore any advice given here
That's too bad, there was some excellent advice to be had last night. There are some great Anons among us.

>> No.52343983

I feel like a fool for making less money.
How long will this pump last?
Should I de-bear my position?

>> No.52343993
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>>52343939
>I've lost 40k before chasing dopamine hits
that should be enough to stop you

>> No.52343995
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52343995

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52344001
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uh oh

>> No.52344013
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>>52343975
IM GONNA CATCH A BIG FISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMANS CANT STOP ME, I WILL SPEAR A OXY SIZED FISH TO DEATH

>> No.52344014

>>52343939
Remember what it feels like to lose 40k and then imagine the same feeling while lying down on pavement

>> No.52344028
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>>52344001

>> No.52344029

Just checking in. Did many on here make huge gains over night? I missed it as usual and am devastated. I legit just want to die to end my suffering.

>> No.52344031

>>52343983
Wait until closing hour if you've had enough pain otherwise wait until tomorrow to get out, most likely the damage is done for the day. That's my plan but I'm fine eating a 15% loss on my bet, which is only down about 10% now.

>> No.52344038

>>52343993
Gaining large sums of money feels way better than losing it for some strange reason. I don't actually need much money to live, I spend very little. But man I sure do hate working.

>> No.52344041

>>52344001

>market is up based on free market principles of supply and demand? SEND OUT THE FED GOONS

>> No.52344042
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>> No.52344044
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>>52343975
He could simply post this pepe. But yeah, at least he is not shilling another Garbage Don / Gayhorse silver when they are at the top.

>> No.52344052

>>52344001
time to load puts?

>> No.52344056
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>>52344001

>> No.52344058

It's finally our turn SOXL bros
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL

>> No.52344060
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52344060

>the greenest day I have ever seen in my entire life because all because CPI came in at 7%

>> No.52344061

Time to heem retail.

>> No.52344069

>>52344058
Roger. Buying SOXS.

>> No.52344074

>>52343983
>>52344031
On your bearish position that is. Never a bad decision to take profit when you get a big pump.

>> No.52344077

>>52344060
It's just a bear market cope rally. Simple as.

>> No.52344085

Why the fuck are you guys not just buying puts easy flip for tomorrow

>> No.52344093

if this is not the absolute top right here right now then bulls have won

>> No.52344095

>>52344029
We have a bunch of winners as well as a bunch of destroyed bears. Personally I just stayed in cash cause I was too afraid to lose money with a wrong guess

>> No.52344100
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52344100

WHERE ARE THE FUKCING CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.52344102
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52344102

>fed member comes out
>market immediately begins dumping

>> No.52344103

>>52343975
It's honestly hilarious to see so much effort poured into obfuscating the existence of marketers.

>> No.52344108

are we gonna dump or what?

>> No.52344112

>>52343874
You didn't triple down on your March puts? Ngmi. Can't get shakes this far in Bobo bro

>> No.52344120
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52344120

what are we snackin on today?

>> No.52344122
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52344122

>>52344102
HH,

brother

>> No.52344127

>>52343983
>red like 90% of the last 2 months
>one green day
>throws everything out the window

>> No.52344128

about to hit the place order on $380 spy puts

>> No.52344129
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>>52344120

>> No.52344133

FED meeting seems pretty hawkish - a pump like this only enforces another 75bps hike in December

>> No.52344136

>>52344102
Fed wants a capitulation dump so they can stop tickling balls and go back to zero rates and QE.

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>>52344120

>> No.52344140
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52344140

hey bobo
think fast
*snap*

>> No.52344141
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52344141

I WILL BECOME AN EVOLVED FISHER AND HUNT THE OTHER FISHERMAN AND STEAL THEIR FISH

>> No.52344146

>>52344120
holy fuck millennials are beyond cringe
t. millennial

>> No.52344166

Mester is talking now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52344171
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52344171

>>52344136
>Fed wants a capitulation dump so they can stop tickling balls and go back to zero rates and QE.

>> No.52344173

>>52344133
We're going to get another CPI report before the next meeting and it will come in lower than expected again. Also the elections are over so politicians don't give a fuck about inflation anymore. The fed won't have any political capital left to raise rates again. It's over.

>> No.52344174

>>52344133
They should just raise the rates to fucking 8% where they should be and be done with it.

>> No.52344177

>>52344085
i've been burned trying that shit, why would it just droped all the way back down at this point?

>> No.52344179
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52344179

this was the top

>> No.52344183
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52344183

I TOLD YOU GUYS A RALLY WAS COMING. no one listened. no one believed me... MY TA AND ANALYSIS WERE CORRECT. APOLOGIZE. NOW!

>> No.52344185

>>52344171
I want some Xanax so bad

>> No.52344190

>>52344171
yeah we're going under the 200 week moving average then NBER will be willing to call recession EOY.

>> No.52344198
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52344198

Cope and seethe, ursid niggers.

>> No.52344200

>>52344038
make up a baseline amount to keep your account at and take out any large sums of money that you make so you don't have the option to lose it

>> No.52344202

BullBros ... we are dying

>> No.52344207
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52344207

IS ELON GONNA SELL MORE?

>> No.52344214

>>52344041
>based on free market principles of supply and demand
More like based on guessing what the fed will do in response to the economic data

>> No.52344216

>>52344137
Based, uncooked toppings. I can almost smell the rancid cooking oil and refined milk proteins from here. I’d order pizzas like that every weekend in the good old student days and would shitting through the eye of a needle for days after the fact

>> No.52344220

>>52344127
But maybe it's the first (face melting) green day of many to come?

>> No.52344225

>>52344207
i hope so

>> No.52344226

Are you fucking serious with this dumping right now? No. Fuck off. Fuck right off. This is fucking bullshit.

>> No.52344229

>>52344069
Bought 50 shares of Soxs. Best of luck brother

>> No.52344237

>>52344137
looks good. no onions for me though, haha!

>> No.52344239

>>52344200
this is my strategy but i havent had a winning trade in like a year and a half so i just have to keep putting money in to stay at my baseline

>> No.52344244

calls or puts

>> No.52344248

>>52344183
i predicted it last week but i didnt follow through like a fkn faggot.

>> No.52344256
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he made sense for a while now.
like, half a year.
but he once again got too high on his own farts and can't let go of the things he thought up as they keep on not happening.

>> No.52344270

>>52344244
puts you stupid faggot NASDAQ is up 6.5% today when it shows inflation really hasn't improved at all, let the market digest this over the weekend and we're gonna crab even further

>> No.52344272

Where's Bobo? I want him to kneel.

>> No.52344274
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52344274

The volume is good.
The bull run is real.
WAGMI.

>> No.52344277

>>52344183
The market's been rallying since Japan dumped all of those dollars a couple weeks ago.

>> No.52344278

>>52344248
you're such an insufferable faggot holy shit

>> No.52344281

mumus are sabotaging the mester feed with audio static. bastards

>> No.52344283
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>>52343742
Bobos eternally BTFO!

>> No.52344286

>>52344183
i've been saying to buy meta for a month, suck my cock

>> No.52344316

Why is IVZ up 15%?

>> No.52344317

>>52344166
post a link I cant find it anywhere

>> No.52344321

Pissin in the toilet rn.
Hell yeah.

>> No.52344324

Say it with me, we hit the top. TA says crab for rest of week +Monday and then we fuck mumu once again

t. Anon who's been shorting AMD since $110

>> No.52344332
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52344332

>he isn't slurping the UUP

anon i....

>> No.52344333

>>52344256
I think he made good point about inflation not being just about money printing, but also supply chain issues. Something Fed was mentioning even last year, which could have been taken as an excuse. It rings true to me though. No matter what Fed tries to do, if there is not enough food / energy, prices will continue to go up.

>> No.52344347

>>52344120
I played the one before that and the whole time I was thinking "when will this end". They somehow managed to turn god of war into a boring ass drawn out game.

>> No.52344353

Just wait till power Hour. We will vaporize lil Bobos 4 figure portfolio.

>> No.52344368

>>52344353
It's over. Hope you didn't get euphoric and go long at the top.

>> No.52344380

>>52344368
Meta 130 by february bitch

>> No.52344381

>>52344317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frXPEeJqNKA

>> No.52344383
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wouldnt it be funny if we gave up all of today's gains? haha...

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52344394

You have to understand that inflation is coming down due to a recession.

>> No.52344399

I can’t be cringe because cringe doesn’t really exist you incel loser fucks

>>52344383
Copium!

>> No.52344400

>>52344038
>Gaining large sums of money feels way better than losing it
no shit

>> No.52344406

>>52344244
>calls
>after 6% rally because inflation came in slightly less than expected

Lol, lmao even

>> No.52344411

>>52344383
this market loves big intraday reversals

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>>52343742
I don't understand it. How could the market be rallying THIS hard?!?!?

>> No.52344417

In hindsight seeing the "Buy puts now" fag show up should've been a sign.
>>52344321
Right on brother

>> No.52344421

Was going to make a joke saying I'm slurping $CUM but it's actually doing really well, are engines recession proof?

>> No.52344423

>>52344381
ty anon

>> No.52344428

>>52344413
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DROPPED TO THIS LEVEL
BOBOS NEVER LEARN

>> No.52344437
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>>52344413
Inflation peaked

>> No.52344450

>>52344333
>about inflation not being just about money printing, but also supply chain issues
>just
if only, most of the time he completely disregards le money printer's potential influence on rising prices.
>if there is not enough food / energy
see, you're sounding just like him.
supply chain breakdowns, no more food on the shelves.
where is this happening?
where exactly is the supply chain broken?
which products or services are literally unavailable? (longer waiting times don't count; it's all about unavailability)
where are the empty shelves? certainly not in the stores.

just where do you observe that and please give examples even if they are just anecdotal.

>> No.52344456

>>52344437
>recession is coming
yes

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>>52344399
>I can’t be cringe because cringe doesn’t really exist you incel loser fucks
>t.

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>>52343742
HOW IS THE S&P UP 4% TODAY?!

>> No.52344468

>McDonalds
bro what the fuck

>> No.52344470
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52344470

>>52344428
Buddy...

>> No.52344473

>>52344456
Recession is already there and priced in

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>All of the chefs in the Silicon Valley offices no longer having to cater to dumbfuck autists and their stupid requests.
I hope they get all the cigarette breaks they want.

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52344491

this rally will fail like the others

>> No.52344492

"only" 0.5 monthly = 6% annual implied
So the market rallies on this, making commodities go up 1% in a day, so what readings do we get in December & january? 7%?

Its even more dangerous if the government is tweaking the numbers, encouraging the fed to make a mistake.

I really don't like this market at all. The upside still feels quite limited but since 6% is pretty close to 2% and the fed wants high inflation long term, temporarily it could look ok until we start seeing 7% monthly-> annual implied.

that and the increased pressure of high unemployment being politically unviable there's a danger of dovish feds rearing their head.
Does the fed think 7% sustained inflation is acceptable with 4.25% rates? the answer might be yes and that is alarming.

>> No.52344509

>>52344476
I can't think of a worse job than being a cook for a bunch of woke techie cubicle cucks.

>> No.52344524

>>52344470
buffett doesnt understand the scalability of AI and big tech. he's too old

>> No.52344528

>>52344509
being a cook for a jewish frat

>> No.52344533
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52344533

BULLS HAVE NO MORE AMMO

>> No.52344535

>>52344509
probably ex cons that were trustees in the jail

>> No.52344536
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Oops, anyone that fomoed this morning is back to 0. What a shame.

>> No.52344538
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>>52344492
Not my problem

>> No.52344544
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52344544

It's called diversification chuds.

>> No.52344547

>>52344524
Buddy, those things would also grow the GDP.

>> No.52344561

>>52344413
We're headed for recession, but that's what the market needs to return to fair value so it can continue slowly to higher highs like it always does. However since the market is forward looking it's just efficiently skipping the crash and going straight to the upwards crab.

>> No.52344567

>>52344547
not if it's all hype and bullshit, because it is
fight me in the metaverse, i dare you

>> No.52344569
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52344569

>VIX

>> No.52344573

sidelined right now watching calls/puts

>> No.52344576

>>52344547
Sorry was too exuberant to read the whole thing, all i saw was buffetts name and recoiled in disgust

>> No.52344585

SPY 4% bros, its over

>> No.52344594
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52344594

It is when you are most certain of my demise that I shall become stronger than ever before

>> No.52344597

>>52344450
It's not as binary as you're trying to make it look like. Supply chain issues = higher prices = consumers change behaviour and choose different products / postpone purchase. That's how free market adjusts. It's usually fucked up by governments stepping in with price controlls though.
And no I don't agree 100% with UE, I simply appreciate a different perspective on some topics from him, that's all.

>> No.52344599

>Mester: to my mind you dont want stop and go policy
bobros all we need to do is wait™

>> No.52344610
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52344610

Why is this kpop anon always right?

>> No.52344621

Biden did it!! He saved the economy!!

>> No.52344623

>>52344492
>Does the fed think 7% sustained inflation is acceptable with 4.25% rates? the answer might be yes and that is alarming.
how did you get this from jerome powell saying "we are committed to brining inflation to 2%" every single fomc
bulltards are so fucking delusional

>> No.52344627

>>52344256
he makes the same videos over and over again, especially with the fed not pivoting, because they said they wont pivot. i dont know why he has such a hardon for that concept

>> No.52344639
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>>52344509
There was some article saying that's the worst job to have in Silicon Valley. Imagine the concentrated smug you have to deal with every day. Even the jannies get to avoid the bullshit after hours.

>> No.52344649

>>52344639
imagine how much spit/cum is in their food lol

>> No.52344651

>>52344610
It's happened so often this year Bobo is sure of an outcome and gets rotated

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52344662

Apologize

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>>52344623
algos are trying to get in when inflation peaks really badly
will dump again when we hike rates more because we are only halfway done at most
just chill and watch the volatility till the end of the year
shit gon b gud

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>>52344621
watch and learn, jack

>> No.52344677

everything is moving so damn slow
i either expected a violent pump or dump

>> No.52344696

Do I buy or not? Wtf is going on

>> No.52344708

>>52343917
>autismos
I genuinely enjoy this man

>> No.52344711

Sorry mumus, sold my 390 puts @ 1.50 gain. Dump incoming.

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>>52344668
inflation cant go down unless rates go up and M2 goes down
wow I wonder whats going to happen over the next decade?

>> No.52344713

we are coming back oooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.52344723
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52344723

I have dry powder. Do I short now or wait a few more days?

>> No.52344744

>>52344696
i have no clue

>> No.52344746

>>52344723
Now and later you don't have to go all in at once

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>>52344621
GREEN WAVE

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>>52344662
>inflation isn't an issue
>inflation is here but it's temporary
>we might not be able to stop inflation
(you're here)
>inflation is a right wing conspiracy theory
>inflation is good, it fights racism and climate change
>Being against inflation is antisemitic

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They laughed when I bought SOXL after it dumped 80%+. Who's laughing now?

>> No.52344764

>>52344696
if you dont know what to do, dont do anything

>> No.52344767

>>52344758
THey don't at least cut the fuckin spikes off it first?

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>>52344696
>He hasn't been slowly buying for months

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>>52344767
NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH

>> No.52344807

>>52344597
So it is so nuanced that it's almost impossible (for you) to cite a concrete example?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I shorted

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52344818

i memed this oc so hard but didnt follow my own meme....

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>>52344767
>cut zhis mans bug rations een half

>> No.52344829

>>52344207
He has no choice.

>> No.52344832

>bought $399 calls

>> No.52344841

>>52344450
>>52344333
There was so much gas produced in anticipation of the war in winter that europe cant even store it lol. Tankers off the coast of europe just waiting. I think the only supply chain issue is the factories getting shut down by muh WuFlu in china.

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Oh no bobos it's pumping again
what are you going to do?!

>> No.52344876

>>52344842
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

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>>52344842
Man = the market
Bear = bobo lol
Bus = CPI

>> No.52344884

>>52344842
i'm gonna kill mysef are you happy you dirty jew

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>>52344723
Buy some SOXS and some SOXL.
That way you can't be wrong.

>> No.52344889

Should I sell my GOOGs?

>> No.52344895

>>52344723
short over 410

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>>52344876
>>52344884
Well you tried

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>>52344842
i'm gonna wait for the manipulatooors to finish drawing the intraday IH&S for the final rugpull

>> No.52344909

this market str8 bussin fr fr

>> No.52344921

>>52344696
Buddy, you could have done it a long time ago.

>> No.52344939

390 is the top, we are struggling to break past it

>> No.52344951
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Wow thanks a lot zoomers...

>> No.52344967

>>52344951
lmao they stopped blaming Millennials and just subbed gen Z.

>> No.52344969

>>52344842
Dead cat bounce.
I swear you fags have the attention span of a cow.

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52344972

*gets nice and snug*

>> No.52344982

>>52344951
Good, alcohol is haram and a waste of money.

>> No.52344986

>>52344951
Who the fuck goes to bars to drink? That shit is exclusively a gen x and older thing to do. Everyone else takes cough syrup, xanax, and weed and goes on tinder.

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>>52344967
It's literally the same shit generation after generation, like some deeply rooted biological response.

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Time to buy some puts for next week.

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>>52344967
It's a tradition as old as time. Blame the next generation for everything. We millennials took years of abuse. Now it's the zoomers turn and I look forward to it. I've never been more proud to be a 35 year old boomer.

>> No.52345010

>>52344991
>>52344996
Yeah, I think I remember Aristotle thinking the Greek youth would ruin everything.

>> No.52345020

Reminder, our President Biden solved Trumpflation :)

>> No.52345022

>>52345010
and they did

>> No.52345025

>>52345010
>>52344996
>>52344967
SHUT UP TRANNIES NOT STOCK MARKET RELATED

>> No.52345026

I am not the only one that bought puts right? Right?

>> No.52345035

>>52344996
Same. I remember when I was just out of college at my first real job, the company hired some Generation Consultants to come in and tell everyone what us millennials were like and wanted. Some of it was laughably stupid, like...
>Unlike past generations, today's youth want to succeed early in life.

>> No.52345034

>>52344986
They destroyed bars once they went non-smoking. That was basically when I stopped going. Faggot non-smokers ruin everything fun. They ruined dining out, then they ruined the bars, and now they're ruining the casinos. Go hang out at the barcade you straight edge faggots.

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>>52345025
Hey, I got bored of taunting bearfags ok?

>> No.52345037

>>52345026
There are a lot less bears here after 3500. They stopped coming here after getting heemed. After today I bet there will be less too.

>> No.52345054
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52345054

GUISE
BEST DAY EVER FOR ARKK
STAY INNOVATIVE
TRUTH WINS OUT
TEEHEE

>> No.52345057

>>52345034
Go to casinos on Indian reservations. They let you smoke

>> No.52345067

>>52345034
I just hit my juul inside of all of those establishments you just mentioned.

>> No.52345073

>>52345026
I bought puts today too. It hurts.

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I love when the thread is dead cause Bobo got liquidated

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>>52345025
Not much to say, really.

>> No.52345081

>>52345025
Umm sweaty trans woman are beautiful and valid. Maybe take that hate speech to reddit. We don't tolerate it here.
>>52345035
Having a boomer come in and tell you what's going on in your head based on when you were born is the most boomer thing I've ever heard kek.

>> No.52345092

BUDDY LOOK AT YIELD CURVE COMPUTER

>> No.52345106

>>52345026
the buy puts name fag is a signal to get long. People will probably fade this rally too early but I'm patiently waiting for a good time to load up on puts

>> No.52345111

>>52345057
Here in Michigan they banned smoking in all casinos even the Indian reservation ones. They banned it during covid as "temporary" but we all knew what they were doing.
>>52345067
They banned douche flutes too.

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gonna shill a stock here: everspin technologies ticker MRAM
micro-cap semiconductor company makes memory using spintronic technology. spintronics is superior in that it uses less power and is resilient to power losses, making it ideal for any computer device that is not connected to the power grid: cell phones, laptops, electric cars, satellites. it's not up to scale with existing memory but it is about to be, they will be releasing a 64 and 128 mb option in the near future. they contract through global foundries which is a US based producer and their biggest customer is the us government procuring through its radiation hardening program (missiles and satellites). this is the future of memory and computing, its being used right now, and the company just posted its 6th profitable quarter in a row and an earnings/revenue beat. i've been in (bagholder kek) and i more than doubled my position today, pic rel. it's been trading up since the european close after plunging 13% at open for NO GOOD REASON. this company is GOOD.

>> No.52345122

Is Nasdaq gonna hit 6%? Fucking hell

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>>52344951
>zoomers
>going to bars
kek you just know it's some seething millennial who wrote this

>> No.52345127

>>52344886
based straddletard

>> No.52345133

>>52345092
POWER HOUR COMING UP

OOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52345146

>>52343765
I almost sold yesterday because my mom was shilling a bank to me

>> No.52345165

>>52345092
i dont know how to look at it
wheres the anime girl yield poster

>> No.52345167

THIS MARKET DOTH BE VEXXING

>> No.52345169
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52345169

(((Hedge fund managers))) and (((investment bankers))) think SBF is being super sincere guys.

>> No.52345181

Does anyone have that pic saved where some literally who bank is like "tether totally has all the money bro, trust us"? I saw it yhe other day and can't find it again

>> No.52345193

>>52345169
I hate kikeman so much it's unreal

>> No.52345197

>>52345169
What the fuck is FTX and why is it being talked about everywhere?

>> No.52345199

>>52345169
oy vey

>> No.52345200

>Inflation down
>Yields collapsing
>Dollar index collapsing
>VIX down
>Halloween effect
>Election effect
>Institutions with trillions on the side lines
>Everyone bearish

BUY NOW OR STAY POOR

>> No.52345209

>>52345169
>I'm sorry I got caught

>> No.52345213

>>52345197
if only there was a whole board 99% dedicated to crypto shit where you could learn about these things

>> No.52345215

I need SPY to make a new HOD

>> No.52345217

Do you guys think the rally will continue tomorrow?

I got paid today and wondering if I should buy now despite this massive pump or wait until tomorrow.

>> No.52345221

>>52345106
>I'm patiently waiting for a good time to load up on puts
what signal are you looking for?

>> No.52345235

Tfw sold all my spotify and alphabet to pay for jim and a monster

>> No.52345239

>>52345197
tldr a Jew was doing Jew money tricks and got Jewed by a Chinaman and lost a lot of other people's money.

>> No.52345243

>>52345221
>what signal are you looking for?
my guy on twitter to give the green light

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>> No.52345249

schizo market

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>>52345243
i figured you'd provide a retarded answer, thanks for not disappointing

>> No.52345269

>>52345239
jews bow to china

>> No.52345272

I need these $399 lottos to print

>> No.52345273
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DISNEY PUTS, GET YOUR DISNEY PUTS

>> No.52345279

>>52345197
>be fake stock exchange
>dont keep stocks
>people sell stocks
>run out of money and halt withdrawals
NO REFUNDS

>> No.52345283

>>52345269
>He doesn't know about Jews in Mao's China

>> No.52345289

>>52345200
Yields collapse before the crash. Look at the inversion.

>> No.52345302

>>52345217
Yeah buying puts today is too obvious. It will most likely be a small upward crab tomorrow to screw over the most people.

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>>52345213
Don't get fucking cute with me chud, nobody with any sense browses anywhere but /smg/ on this shit board. NOW SPOON-FEED ME!!!

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>>52345248
>leveraged short bravo come in!
>leveraged short bravo come in!

>> No.52345306

>>52345283
those were relief jews, for stress and sexual tension.

>> No.52345309
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Just bought 400 shares of SQQQ. Thank you

>> No.52345311

>>52345127
They're both at decent prices. You sell the winner and baghold the loser. David is giving away free money today.

>> No.52345318

>>52345304
1 KIA

>> No.52345321

SOXL is up 25%

Kneel.

>> No.52345326

>>52344383
Only way that happens is if Chinese troops land in taiwan within the next 2 hours.
Approximately 0% chance of that, considering it's the middle of the night there.

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Do I sell my SQQQ at a loss. Doesn't look like we'll give any gains back unfortunately.

>> No.52345331

>>52345279
Wow that sounds like what would happen if you mixed a Jew with a chink.

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>jobless claims up
>cpi down
>no important prints until fed meeting in december (50bps priced in)
this will be a massive thanksgiving into santa rally

>> No.52345336

>>52345169
>”I don’t know any of the particulars and I’m a total layman when it comes to crypto, but this fellow Jew saying sorry really changes the fact he lost many people’s life savings”

This SBF stuff might be the biggest unveiling of the Jew since last week when Kanye named the Jew about 100 times.

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>>52345304
Go on without me...

>> No.52345342

>>52345321
sour hour intraday reversal to -8% incoming
consider yourself forewarned

>> No.52345344

come on spy bust 391

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>>52345335
I hear those sleigh bells jingling...

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>>52345273
do i need to buy disney to get exposure to Lorcana or should I just buy the dumb cards?

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>>52345339
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER BOBO THIS IS WAR DAMMIT NOT SOME PAPER TRADE

>> No.52345380

new HOD coming bobos

>> No.52345382

>>52345169
>I'm sorry I got caught running a ponzi scheme and gambling customers money
>I should have covered it up better

>> No.52345392

>>52345309
They'll be cheaper in power Hour bobo, you know that

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>>52345169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

>> No.52345398

this thread is so much nicer when you filter tripfags like baggie

>> No.52345401

MY ANUS MUMU IT BURNS PLEASE STOP

>> No.52345402

>>52345382
well as long as you lost billions of dollars of other people's money it's ok we know you're doing your best

>> No.52345414

RECESSION CANCELLED
IT'S ONLY UP FROM HERE BABY

>> No.52345422

oh. its going up again

>> No.52345421

>>52344129
Time to bite the bullet and not sell

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>>52345422

>> No.52345452
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>>52345169

>> No.52345456

i guess i'll sell my tsla puts while someone still wants to buy them

>> No.52345460
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>>52345422
yes

>> No.52345465

>>52345448
>>52345448
>>52345448

>> No.52345468

They can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.52345504

>>52344207
yes

>> No.52345791

>>52345452
each time i look at the guy he looks more godly and detached, is this the power of misoginy?

>> No.52345810

>>52345398
baggie is a treasure

>> No.52345859

>>52345791
No, that's the power of a benzodiazepine addiction

>> No.52347523

Why is everything poomping today?