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OPEN THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52338529

>> No.52339890
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52339890

You did listen to your training, right?

>> No.52339904
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>>52339890
no

>> No.52339905
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52339905

reminder that bogleheads always win

>> No.52339907
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52339907

Oops

>> No.52339906

spy $400
first for fuck this stupid ass sliding captcha

>> No.52339909

going to see QQQ slide 2% at open.
If it doesn't we may see a +10% day

>> No.52339912
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52339912

Market status ?

>> No.52339915

Democrats fixed inflation

>> No.52339916 [DELETED] 
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Repost from last thread because of bump limit

>slide in chicks DM’s for months
>constantly ask her out to dinner
>she keeps telling me she has a bf
>get really drunk
>try one last time to ask her on a date
>she finally accepts
>oh shit
>haven’t messaged her in about a week
>she sends me a video of her this morning

Wat do bros?

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52339922

today i hope that
my stocks do alright
if they don't then i
might get in a fight

>> No.52339928
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>>52339904

>> No.52339927
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52339927

never doubt the red wave bros

>> No.52339929

>>52339890
I boughted 3x NASDACK

>> No.52339934
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52339934

big dump at open right?

>> No.52339937

>>52339907
Where? Post a link.

>> No.52339939
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52339939

I told you a rally was coming. I was just early two weeks. I told you ALL hahahah!

>> No.52339944

>inflation down
>all commodities pump
Makes sense

>> No.52339945 [DELETED] 

>>52339916
share the video with your /biz/ bros obviously

>> No.52339947

>>52339922
don't do it anon it's not worth it

>> No.52339949

>>52339934
no gaps up (fun) allowed

>> No.52339954
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>>52339934
hope so

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52339955

>>52339916
Is this even a question?

>> No.52339959

>>52339890
Yeah but not enough

>> No.52339968

>>52339934
huge fomo coming right up
A lot of oversold shit like AMZN, META, DIS and SQ will keep flying the next days

>> No.52339970

URANIUM is the FUTURE


https://stockhead.com.au/resources/with-demand-on-the-rise-could-uranium-be-the-next-lithium/

>> No.52339978

>>52339944
The best one is inflation “coming down” and the dollar dumps.

>> No.52339981

yoloing $400 spy calls at open

>> No.52339984

>>52339968
AMZN fair value is $70, it will dump at open. I’m holding my puts.

>> No.52339986
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52339986

>up 5% pm
>"WE DUMP AT OPEN RIGHT??"

KEK BAGGIES

KEK

>> No.52339996

>>52339968
can someone tell me why amazon is shitting the bed? Was it just overbought?

>> No.52339997
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52339997

What if we bart today? Wouldn't that be hilarious?

>> No.52340002

>>52339984
>fair value
does not matter today

>> No.52340009

WHAT FUCK THAT WAS

>> No.52340011
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52340011

LET'S A GO

>> No.52340013
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52340013

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52340017
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52340017

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52340022

CO TE KURWA JEST

>> No.52340024

.... .... .... ...

>> No.52340025

>>52339997
Yeah but not happening unless one of the fed talkers says something absurdly bearish

>> No.52340026

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52340029

>>52339984
Sorry to say, but unless Bezos self-destructs half of his factories the NASDAQ will drag AMZN higher.

>> No.52340037

WHAT THE FUCKJ WAS THAT

>> No.52340038
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52340038

bobros...
its over

>> No.52340041

pls dump a little

>> No.52340043
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52340043

*DBZ instant transmission sound*

>> No.52340046
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52340046

HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK NUTS WAS THAT

>> No.52340045
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52340045

can just taste the anticipation

>> No.52340048
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52340048

I am beheemed
bottomtext

>> No.52340051
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52340051

>Europe will start using gas soon
>SPR will shut soon
>OPEC war

Might be setting up for a giant inflation headfake.

Watch commodities.

>> No.52340052
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52340052

This is your captain speaking: next stop Gainsville.

>> No.52340055

in this moment I am euphoric

>> No.52340057

FTSE tanking

>> No.52340058

>>52339996
Market cap in the trillions despite less revenue than Walmart, whose P/E ratio is 1/3 of Amazon, which was part of the pandemic tech plays that pumped retardedly. See Roku and Carvana.

>> No.52340062

just a regular +5% index day..

lul

>> No.52340063
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52340063

STOP FUCKING BUYING
NONE OF THIS IS REAL

>> No.52340066

I’m literally flat right now.

>> No.52340076

Typical pump and dump.

>> No.52340078
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52340078

IM FUCKING RICH FUCK YOU NIGGER POORFAGS HOLYFUCK IT HAPPENED

>> No.52340077

>>52340063
At this point, does it matter?

>> No.52340081

le red wave

le CPI massacre

keep it up /smg/ kek

>> No.52340083

>BUY PUTS faggot shows his face
>at the bottom
Kek

>> No.52340086
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52340086

I’m done for the day. Have a great day everyone

>> No.52340090

LOADING UP ON 1DTE PUTS FOR TOMORROW'S RETRACTION

MUMI ALWAYS GETS TOO COCKY

>> No.52340093
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52340093

You guys really just 100% bear or bull? I'll sell my calls today and DCA my long dated puts on Friday.. if your chart doesn't look like this you are retarded

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>>52340078

>> No.52340098

HOLY SHIT I BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY MY DICK HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HARD!

>> No.52340106

XLE flat
huh...

>> No.52340107

>yoloed $400 spy calls at .17 at open
fuck

>> No.52340117
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52340117

> hello? yes this is the ceo. no i didn't learn to code. yes i do make my developers salary in 1 day

>> No.52340121

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/TIME-Magazine-Recognizes-Aeva-Aeries-II-4D-LiDAR-as-a-Best-Invention-of-2022/default.aspx

Oh shit

>> No.52340126

>>52340093
I thought playing this week was too dangerous and stayed out

>> No.52340127
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52340127

got out of my tsla puts w small loss

DRIP dgaf

fuck off mumu

>> No.52340128

>>52340081
didnt repubs win or lead the most. nice media psyop from the commies.

its like losing a race but then saying "haha you only narrowly beat me"

>> No.52340133

>>52340117
Can you post the trades that you did? Thanks

>> No.52340150

I just cooooomed

>> No.52340161

There were those who knew this would happen yesterday, and they tried to talk us out of participating. Literally a marketed against anyone here going long.

Don't that hasn't been noticed, you fucking faggots. Don't think it will be forgotten either.

One day, when you finally get your way and everyone has to post or reddit so you can shadowban anyone who knows you're all literally criminal garbage, I will still remember then too.

>> No.52340185

In fact, if anyone knows specifically which funds send shills here, please do let me know.

>> No.52340187

bloomberg calling the market rally retarded...

>> No.52340195
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why is everything up 3.6% today? did I miss something?

>> No.52340197

>>52340161
Man if you're that salty about it you should just inverse /smg/ sentiment

>> No.52340201

>>52339875
>CPI beats expectations
>Republicans take house
>market go down

This shit is so gay

>> No.52340204

>>52340195
SEE
PEE
EYE

>> No.52340207

>>52340078
congrats my friend.

>> No.52340211

>>52340161
Lmao you sound wildly crazy.
While you're correct about what you said, there were also people telling you to buy, because this was obvious.
t. I told you to long SPY

>> No.52340213

Damn it makes me happy to see some bears getting totally rekt. Fuck you, you cynical faggots.

>> No.52340215

>>52340195
CPI data early this morning

>> No.52340222

>>52340128
Goldfish memory liberals have already forgotten the September reporting that predicted the present result. Only in October did media promote a "red wave" to increase interest in the horse race.

>> No.52340225

ah yes the gap up and crab

>> No.52340232

>>52340195
CPI is lower than expected therefore recession is cancelled. At least that's what brainlets at Wall Street think.

>> No.52340233

wtf why is jxn up almost +20%

>> No.52340234

>tsla dumps 5% yesterday, 6% gain premarket. of course this wasn’t sustainable

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52340235

>BUY PUTS N-ACK!

>> No.52340236

>>52339890
>Market going orgasmic because inflation is 7%

This pump will fail, like the others.

>> No.52340240

someone post the burry tweet where he talks about bear market rallies during crashes

>> No.52340247

>>52340197
No, I'd rather continue looking for opportunities to make shills' and glowfaggots' (as though there's any difference) jobs as difficult as possible.

>> No.52340249

>>52340211
not him, but how did you guys know that it would go up today? cpi data wasn't released until an hour ago

>> No.52340254
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52340254

bears make money
bulls make money
pigs get slaughtered

>> No.52340263

>>52340213
I hedged with UDOW yesterday and I’m only 1% in the red. Still, it sucks to not make money on a day like this

>> No.52340272

So course reversal starts at 10:17. Get you profits now. It’s a hell of a drop

>> No.52340273

>>52340235
BUDDY LOOK AT THE SELL VOLUME

>> No.52340275

>>52340235
Yeah, that's nsfw

>> No.52340278
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>>52340254
Me on the left

>> No.52340290

>>52340249
they didn't know shit, they were just guessing and guessed right.

>> No.52340292

and here comes the profit taking

>> No.52340291

I did it, I put a FAT sack into DRIP. We can moon now, refill the SPR Biden chop chop

>> No.52340293

>>52340232
Oh FUCK OFF jesus fucking christ this entire time all you faggot bears have been saying shit like "just wait for the hot inflation reading hehehe!" and then suddenly the numbers don't matter when it doesn't go your way. Fucking ten year olds.

>> No.52340294

>>52340081
sentiment trading is always rigged against normalcy bias. You gain little from expectations, but hugh movements on surprise. Inversing sentiment is a good strategy even when it's mostly wrong.

>> No.52340305

>cash gang on the sidelines for essentially the entire year
>still don't feel comfortable getting back in
>trigger finger getting itchy
This just all feels like massive FOMO, not sure if we'll touch 365 again but I just don't see this huge gap being sustainable into next idk Tuesday or so

>> No.52340307

>>52340292
Can't let retail get a piece when the whole point is to transfer money back to an elite racket of the most evil powertripping faggots in the history of "our" species.

>> No.52340313

Where is that stupid cunt nigger who was laughing at me for saying deflation was happening right now? Little nigger is going to be quiet today. Very quiet

>> No.52340314
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52340314

October CPI report vs. September CPI report:

-Lower YoY % increase: Gas Utilities, Gasoline, Electricity, Food at Home, New Cars, Overall CPI, Medical Care, Apparel, Used Cars

-Higher YoY % increase: Fuel Oil, Transportation, Food away from Home, Shelter

>> No.52340317

>>52340133
reddit comments were negative so i went allin on TQQQ

>> No.52340318
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Only through daytrading btw

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>Yeah, that's nsfw

>> No.52340323
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52340323

Cramer is so bearish right now holy shit

>> No.52340324

got my tsla puts filled, now it'll pump....

>> No.52340325

>>52340305
It is. Normie brainlets gonna be dumped on.

>> No.52340329

>>52340249
By looking at CPI data for the last 12 months. If current inflation is dropping (easy to witness if you leave your home), and last years inflation was just starting to take off. You can deduce that current CPI readings are going to be seen as dropping.

>> No.52340330

last week 10k anon here,
was also 99 spy puts 0 dte yesterday, never play spy contracts so no wonder I got heemed. Tesla doing a lil something something though

>> No.52340334

lol time to buy SPY puts

>> No.52340337

We end red today

>> No.52340339

>>52340305
give it another week and if it's still pumping jump in, i wouldn't do it now, this feels like an overreaction from the markets to me

>> No.52340340

Bullbros
We are declining..

>> No.52340341

>>52340318
Cool, so on Dec 10, you'll give us an update, right?

>> No.52340345

Is $AMRS anon here? I just bought some. I wasn't as confident (mostly because of macro supply chain issues and economy problems) but it does seem to have huge upside.

>> No.52340344

SOXL puts? This seems a bit too euphoric

>> No.52340355

>>52340313
>Deflation
> > 7% YoY

A slowdown in the increase in prices is not deflation (a reduction in prices) you tard.

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52340357

>huge rally
>crypto still fucked

>> No.52340360

>>52340344
First 10%+ SOXL day huh? It can do this back to back for a week

>> No.52340363

>>52340341
Just go back and read your own posts, you're a bitter loser lmao

>> No.52340364

>>52340249
i bought a hail mary call at close yesterday that went up 500%, the dump into close coupled with multiple other CPI dumps just gave me a feeling we were going to pump, nothing other than a feeling, nobody "knew"

>> No.52340368

>>52340337
maybe. definitely tomorrow, but with the crazy intraday swings wouldn't surprise me if we see a reverse of last CPI day.

>> No.52340370

>>52340314
Yeah but how long till we see actual decreases instead of lower increases? Used cars are ridiculous right now

>> No.52340373

>>52340340
You may be HOOKED

This is what happens when you get dat exuberance

>> No.52340377

>>52340357
society is healing

>> No.52340380

>>52340305
>>52340339
>gibs another week
This follow the trend. Nobody catches the bounces perfectly. Even if things look good it will probably crab, so I plan to buy JEPI but I don't want to get totally dumped on buying it now.

>> No.52340381

>>52340293
You fuck off, retard. I'm sure this retard rally based on 0.2% CPI difference is going to last lmao.

>> No.52340383

>>52340357
Good riddance

>> No.52340384

>>52340363
Thanks for the commentary, yet another stupid faggot shitting up the thread with pure bad faith participation and faggotry.
I haven't lost anything today, just FYI retard.

>> No.52340388

>>52340355
Touch grass you faggot bear. Prices ARE going down and have been for months.

>> No.52340390

cmon lets go down to 3 or 2 %

>> No.52340393

wtf is wrong with this nigger market? we pumped 3% in pre market and now what? slow crab downward? FUCKING RALLY today should be a damn upward circuit breaker

>> No.52340394

NEM is breaking out

>> No.52340398
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>>52340357
OH NO TSLA BROS

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52340400

>>52340318
sounds like you figured it out, enjoy your future riches

>> No.52340404

>>52340355
Yes it's technically called disinflation you fucking moronic monkey, but it doesn't mean deflation isn't also happening. There is no more inflation happening right now, the CPI number is BULLSHIT.

>> No.52340416

>>52340305
Inflation fears will turn into recession fears. The Fed will keep rates higher for longer like they said and suddenly bad data will be bad for the market again. The market still hasn't accepted that free money isn't coming back until there is serious pain.

>> No.52340420

>>52340370
that's deflation and they'll never allow that to happen.

>> No.52340423

>>52340381
Lmao bears are absolutely SEETHING. Yeah and every other time where it was a negative 0.2% difference definitely should have resulted in the huge drops we got. Just admit it, this year has been a bunch of asshole cynical bears shorting everything to death and it could only go on for so long.

>> No.52340424
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52340424

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.52340425

>>52340398
I hope TSLA dumps, but doesn't drag spy down with it.

>> No.52340432

>>52340393
Won't happen because it's not a real public market, the efficient market hypothesis only applies to insiders, insiders are gaming everyone else, and the game is to transfer money out of the hands of a population that received gained some financial independence into the pockets of glowfaggots, i.e. the real citizens.

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52340433

SOMEONE WILL SAY
WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

https://youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0

>> No.52340434

>BIDEN: CPI DATA SHOWS THAT WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS ON BRINGING INFLATION DOWN

>> No.52340436

>>52340254
This is backwards

>> No.52340438

>>52340318
Nice man, I wish i could say the same. I made about 100% gains this year then flatlined about a month ago until today where i've lost about 15%. I'm just going to baghold for a week and see if things get better and if not just take the loss so i can start reinvesting to recoup

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holy fuckin shit lol i fuckin told you
>see pic

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52340454

The dollar may actually be breaking down

>> No.52340455

>>52340404
>Yes it's technically called disinflation
So you just proved my point for me you mong.

>> No.52340462

ouch, I should have sold those TSLA puts the moment they went green

>> No.52340467

>>52340420
no sweety individual commodity groups deflate in value all the time

>> No.52340469
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Should i long oil?

>> No.52340474
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>SBF on Twitter: Sorry guys, made an oopsie, lol
>mfw

>> No.52340481

>>52340423
>5 post by this ID
Seems like the only one seething is you, chud.

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>inflation is GOOD for equities
>inflation going down is GOOD for equities

>> No.52340496

>>52340454
Bad news for my Yang holdings. I bought back in after it dumped back down to 25 thinking it'd pump back up to 30 again. oops

>> No.52340502

>>52340455
get his ass

>> No.52340505

If anyone knows the specific organization that shills us fucking garbage nonstop all day, please do name it.

>> No.52340508
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>>52339875
The next ten year bull market officially starts NOW.

>> No.52340516

Up only from here. Get ready for 5000 SPX EoY, 6000 by Spring '23. All the worst is priced in, markets are forward looking. Inflation was always transitory, it just took a long time to finally abate. Pivot's in by December.

>> No.52340522

I didn't realize I was bearish until today.
I'm like 40% cash, 25% TV and dia, and the rest vti/voo.
Those are all long, but it's a conservative portfolio. My goal has been to just loose less than most others, which means I need a bearish market.
Interesting.
I'm probably a dumbass. No wait - certainly.

>> No.52340525
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>QQQ +5%

>> No.52340527
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>They're still counting votes in Maricopa
Banana republic?
At least GUSH is up today.

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>>52340482
correct

>> No.52340534

>>52340482
yes, corporations always win. Now sure why is this a surprise to anyone. Only middle class and poors are affected by downturns in the longterm.

>> No.52340539

not even Nick Timiraos has the power to flip this rally around

>> No.52340546

>Beyond Meat
>up 20%

Because... well it just is okay!

>> No.52340545
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OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>> No.52340549

Holy mother of all panic buyings

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>> No.52340558

>>52340525
we did it bros

>> No.52340569
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>>52340546
it's one of those pump the trash bags days

>> No.52340584

>>52340552

>trusting a Jew named “bankman”

Literally can’t make this shit up

>> No.52340588

I want to know *who* does this, so I can be sure to fuck with them in the future if I'm ever provided any opportunity whatsoever.

>> No.52340596

>>52340438
I just became autistically focused on pattern recognition and following trends. I was losing so much money before trying to time tops and bottoms. Like before I would’ve bought puts today because “surely this is the top” then would’ve lost 30%.

>> No.52340597

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT, BUY!!!

>> No.52340599
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>>52340552
Listen, I fuck up all the time but I ain't never lost 32 billy. This is why expulsions happen.

>> No.52340600

>>52340588
cry more little baby bitch

>> No.52340610

Tomorrow is a bank holiday right? That's why it's pumping today. It always pumps on the last fiscal day of the week.

>> No.52340612

>>52340588
that'd be excel models tbqh

>> No.52340614

the pump immediately lost momentum and it's crabbing. this could go any direction now i think

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FUCKING 5% ON THE NASDAQ JESUS CHRIST THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN KEEP THIS KIND OF MOMENTUM GOING FOR LONG NO WAY

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>Clearly da joos are causing me to lose money.

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>LOWER.
>THAN.
>EXPECTED.
my oh my, who could've seen that coming

back to
>"soft pivot" anticipation euphoria

>> No.52340628

>>52340610
bro what the hell are you talking about

>> No.52340631

>markets going up for a month
>people confused we have another up day

>> No.52340634

>>52340600
You seem like you know! You seem bothered by the idea that anons will find out who it is and then subtly, unfailingly fuck with them every single time we are ever in their faggot presence again for the rest of our lives.

>> No.52340640

>>52340631
it's not every day you see VTI up 4%.

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>>52340616
>NO WAY WE CAN KEEP THIS KIND OF MOMENTUM GOING FOR LONG
So true, we'll probably need a circuit breaker soon

>> No.52340643

>>52340614
SPY 390 is crucial level. If bulls can get over it, bears will be put to the woodshed for the winter.

>> No.52340644

What in the God damn fuck happened?

>> No.52340646

>>52340588
computers
good time to go short though

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>Sleigh bells in the distance

>> No.52340647

>>52340634
I'm RICH MOTHERFUCKER HAHAHAHAH KILL YOURSELF LOSER

>> No.52340659
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START THE COUNT

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>>52340631
>markets going sideways for a month
ftfy

>> No.52340667

>>52340612
Excel models don't spend resources giving bad advice to struggling neets on 4chan because they're doing demographic marketing on behalf of evil pieces of shit who need to transfer some wealth around this year.

>> No.52340670

>>52340628
Tomorrow is Veteran's Day. They want to close green today.

>> No.52340675

THE PIVOT IS NOW BACK ON THE TABLE, IT'S REAL IT'S HAPPENING, NO MORE RAPE HIKES

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Just dumped 50k euros in VWCE, cant wait for yellowstone to blow up

>> No.52340689

>>52340647
>t. some glowfaggot

>> No.52340691

russia is gay, germany is gay, democrats are gay, reddit is gay
why didnt u buy the dips anons.. it was so obvious. overcomplicate things trying to understand some metrics kek

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>> No.52340697

>>52340628
Tomorrow is George Floyd Day. All banks and government gets the day off

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52340699

gg

>> No.52340704

>>52340675
>THE PIVOT IS NOW BACK ON THE TABLE
It's not and never was. The Fed will hold rates higher for longer until the economy breaks. 75bps -> 50bps is not a pivot.

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>>52340254

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>>52340667
what if it was just retail bobos being wrong, retard

>> No.52340709

>>52340670
not a bank holiday retard, check your fucking weekly expiration dates

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>wti down

Huh

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>DA JOOS ITS DA JOOS GUYS I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY FROM THE COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY JUST LIKE MICHAEL BURRY

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SQUUUEEEEEZZZZEEEE

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52340724

Hey bobo,you okay bobo?

>> No.52340729

>>52340670
Only banks and bonds are closed

>> No.52340737

This actually seems like a bad short entry point desu, volatility still relatively high for a fucking 4% up day

>> No.52340739

>>52340708
Retail bobos being wrong doesn't cause the previous day's smg thread to be filled with shills, just that's not how spacetime or causation work in our universe works, genius.

>> No.52340743

DRV did me so dirty boys...

>> No.52340747

>>52340481
Nah I'm having a great time, I'm up $1,000 today

>> No.52340750

If you don't buy puts in the next 15 minutes you are going to miss out bigly

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SPY 4.20% DUDE

>> No.52340754

Aaand Im out lmfao gg

IMAGINE not swinging GME on big red days.

>> No.52340758

the dip was just profit taking

>> No.52340757
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this is it. this is the setup. relentless rally to punish cash gang, not giving them a chance to enter.

>> No.52340762

>>52340737
>relatively high
relative to pre-2022 sure

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Fed whisperer just tweeted again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52340750
Post your shorts

>> No.52340766

SPX about to break the Nov 1 highs

>> No.52340769

My reluctant bearish take:
We're still at 7.whatever% inflation.
Target is 2%.
Still a long way to go.
And economy has proven somewhat resilient to the rate hikes.
Therefore, bearish. Until inflation is lower.

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>>52340753

>> No.52340771

>>52340720
No you literally retarded bore who makes the same unclever post ever post; the problem is GLOWFAGGOTS talking us *out* of going long for a potential rally.

>> No.52340772

>>52340704
>75bps -> 50bps is not a pivot.
it's a pivot from raising 75bps every time teehehehe ;^)
pivot pivot pivot

>> No.52340773

TSLA about to dump

>> No.52340775

WATCH. AND LEARN.

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52340779

when is the dump bobros...

>> No.52340785

>>52339875
is pepsi or mcd ever going to drop? It seems so damn stupid to buy into it now, why are they so expensive

>> No.52340789

Holy fuck I'm glad I didn't buy CCs yesterday lmao

>> No.52340792

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ITS DA GLOWFAGGOTS GUYS
THE CIA IS MANIPULATING THE INFLATION DATA
I AM TOO SMART TO LOSE MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET, THE GLOWFAGGOTS ARE RIGGING THE STOCK MARKET SPECIFICALLY AGAINST ME

>> No.52340796

>>52340779
When SPX taps 3900

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11
>11
11
>11
11
>11
11
>11

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>>52340785
>Betting against goyslop

>> No.52340808
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52340808

A CPI FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.52340809

>>52340769
the YoY number is moot, use your brain jerky

>> No.52340821

>>52340789
You mean sell

>> No.52340823

>>52340793
we get it... your p&l isn't red for the day for once

>> No.52340824
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sold my calls for a measly 400%, they are now 700%

>> No.52340830

>>52340793
Yes

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>>52340344
It can go to 100 by January.

>> No.52340840

>>52340793
No you retarded shithead just drawing unfunny non sequiturs out of his gay little police hat. Listen to what I'm saying:
MARKETERS, I.E. GLOWFAGGOTS
GAME TO THE THREAD
AND TALKED EVERYONE OUT OF GOING LONG
BECAUSE THEY HAD INSIDER INFORMATION ABOUT THE UPCOMING CPI DATA

And if you think anything about that is implausible, you're a brainwashed ninny who needs to lurk moar. And a faggot.

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look at the dates on these green days.. almost everything is near a big crash or after it.

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>>52340769
priced the fuck in boyo

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>>52340809
Help me use it, I'm begging you.

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52340850

Inflation is no more.

I held my bags - now it's time to recover all of the losses.

>> No.52340854

>>52340793
Stop shitting up the thread retard.

>> No.52340853

>>52340821
Yeah sorry the euphoria has me going crosseyed

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>> No.52340857
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What the fuck

>> No.52340862
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>>52340808
it flew over your house lower than expected.
almost touched the chimney.

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Guys why is oil down?

>> No.52340873

Melt. The. Fuck. UP.

Few.

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52340874

>millenials are getting fucked by crypto and getting a speed run on why we regulate banks with shit like glass steagall

>> No.52340875

WHY IS THE VANGUARD TARGETED RETIREMENT SUCH A FUCKING SCAM

I decided to dump $8,000 in there and its been nothing but fucking red. Market goes down? Targeted retirement goes down. Market goes up? Piece of dogshit fucking asset keeps going down. I've lost $1200 dollars trying to be fucking safe, what a god damn waste, why the fuck didn't I just put it all in FUCKING Spy

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Where did all the bears from yesterday and that puts tripfag go?
Fucking blasted

>> No.52340878

Guys incase you are wondering this is when you buy puts..

Carvana is up 26%
ARKK is up 12%
SOXL is up 20%

This is your chance to get cheap puts

>> No.52340883

>>52340840
hahahahaha

yeah the big money players with insider information wanted to fleece the 100 posters on /smg/, by posting smug bobo's of course

>> No.52340894

>>52340803
No I want to get in there but they never seem to dip, should be way more cheaper

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GOOD MORNING SIRS

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>Mfw WEED

Nice +11% so far.

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OOOOOO FUCK BABY WE ARE POOOOMPING

>> No.52340906
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52340906

>FTX is a Bahamian cryptocurrency exchange
>Bahamian

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>>52340877
The money is sweet, but your observation is sweeter. Sweet as a Barqs Rootbeer.

>> No.52340909

>>52340863
Because the dollar is tumbling. Cash going into the market

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>> No.52340910

>>52340883
They probably posted on lots of sites, but I don't know why I'm bothering to state the obvious (i.e. that marketing exists) to some fucking dumbass.

>> No.52340921

>>52340906
You mean was

>> No.52340924

>>52340846
the YoY % includes a quarter when rate hikes weren't on the table and another when everyone thought it'd be a nothingburger. the market is paying attention to the month over month figures.

>> No.52340933

>>52340878
nah let it run mate. This exuberance will not be a one day phenomenon.
Buy puts in December
>verification not required

>> No.52340936

>>52340739
>shills
the last three cpi days were massive domps, could be they were just wrong
meanwhile i lost on SIX flags puts because even though they missed earnings some hedge fund dumped a bunch of money into it and it went up 20%
lol
lmao

>> No.52340938

You see how this works? You bring up some stupid, it goes right on the ground, and *you* look like a retard. Maybe *I* should be a shill.

Anyway, someone please name the organization that shills us bad advice, not to mention twinky little cunts like this guy >>52340720

>> No.52340941

>>52340898
>MSOX
>TLRY
Pretty sure cannabis market bottomed in september

>> No.52340940

>>52340906
>anon thinks it's actually run by Bahamians rather than just located there for tax purposes
pls b jokin

>> No.52340946
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SOXLSISTAS
We pumping

>> No.52340947

>>52340863
Supposedly surprise crude build. But I think the Gov is actually trying to play chicken with OPEC prior to price caps and sanctions and the meeting next month.

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>>52340878
we dont need puts where we're going

>> No.52340950

>>52340863
Literally because some chink coughed and Xi Jinpooh is a maoist autist

>> No.52340956

>>52340906
Baja Men?

>> No.52340965

>>52340875
are you sure you're investing in YOUR retirement when buying into this thing? :^)
you have read the prospectus, right?

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>the greenest day I have ever seen in my entire life all because we're slightly less imminently doomed than was previously implied

>> No.52340971

New

>>52340961
>>52340961

>> No.52340974

>>52340933
I'm nibbling puts now. This shit is beyond autistic pump I think it will drawback more likely than run. If it runs I'll dca

>> No.52340975

HOLY SHIT!

>> No.52340989

>>52340875
target date funds are trash bro, you're better off 100% s&p 500 even during downturns

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52340992

DASH sisters....


....we won.

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>>52340938
tongue my anus nigger

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>>52340875
>he actually bought boomer etfs

>> No.52341006

>>52340947
What do you think if you had to guess will happen to price of energy tomorrow after report? I'm looking for copium that it will tank

>> No.52341022

>>52340941

Yeah they definitely did. They fell so damn much and it's a sector that has an actual future.
It's only a matter of time until they're going to return to all time highs.
Basically a very comfy hold if the companies don't go bankrupt for whatever reason. Simply hold for few years and watch them return 20x

>> No.52341066

SOXL bros. We're going to end the year at 20$ again. I'm feeling so bullish. Damn. It feels good to recover my money.

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52341336

>>52341022
i take profits on mu weed stocks every chance i get. not sure i believe the hoax BS
>captcha NTM ATH

>> No.52341360

2y down to 4.33%. Terminal rate down to 4.9%.

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>>52340875

>> No.52341470

>>52341066
If we do 15% 2x/wk then we hit 100 by January.

>> No.52341526

WTF JUST HAPPENED WHY IS THE MARKET UP 5%? DO I JUST BUY ANYTHING? IS NOW THE TIME?

>> No.52341584

Huge pumps usually precede crashes.

>> No.52341730
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Siga sisters we rise

>> No.52342231

>>52341526
Nobody knows when the meltup will happen, but this could be it.

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52342282

Told you so.

>> No.52343159

>think I'll buy $amrs as a long term hold
>buy
>instantly goes +15%
Damn do I sell and keep the profit usually it goes the other direction